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Open Thread: Game 29 - A's vs. Rangers (2)

Cahill's been dancing with danger as he keeps leaving pitches up while walking other batters at will, but he had completed three innings without allowing a run. The A's meanwhile, got a leadoff single and ground rule double, and actually made two outs that scored two runs.

2-0 A's; going to the bottom of the third!

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roomy?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

He got a productive gritty RBI!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 5, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude, the client on the phone

has not said anything to me in a half hour, yet he has not stopped talking.

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury

by Future Ed on May 5, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Turn up the game

"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez

by baseballgirl on May 5, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yell into the phone as loud as you can and hang up.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

he just asked me

“y’now what I mean” and I haven’t been listening.

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury

by Future Ed on May 5, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, hopefully he wasn't talking positively about Nazis when you randomly agree.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Say "yes, absolutely"

"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez

by baseballgirl on May 5, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Preferably not after a minute's pause,

He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!

by OldhamA on May 5, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

just got off the phone for the pepsi project

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury

by Future Ed on May 5, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of all the advertisers peddling foul chemicals disgused as food product,

Pepsi has by far the best radio ads.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 5, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imposter Cheese? Is he also running for Governor?

Will Meg Whitman stop him?

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on May 5, 2010 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

He's facing Grimace and Hamburglar in the primaries.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy sh*tbiscuits, that's funny!

"We support your economy. We make your food and tend your fields. All we want are the same rights and responsiblities as you. Please... Vote YES on Proposition 801- Equal rights for sock puppets!"

by Gaijin_Suketto on May 5, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That footage of Hamburglar trying to steal food

Is really hurting him with swing voters.

@WorldBLee

by worldblee on May 5, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The problem is that Hamburglar doesn't care about red or blue districts,

he just blatantly panders to the “robble robble” vote.

"We support your economy. We make your food and tend your fields. All we want are the same rights and responsiblities as you. Please... Vote YES on Proposition 801- Equal rights for sock puppets!"

by Gaijin_Suketto on May 5, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahahaha.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

She doesn't like him either?

It’s starting to seem like a pattern.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 5, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jerry Brown simply won't be able to keep up with her advertising.

There’s just no way.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because nobody else has a pot of gold.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 5, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

lephrachauns do!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish they'd just buy votes directly.

I mean, if a candidate is going to spend that much money, just hand me $20 bucks and I’ll vote for you. At least the money won’t just go to waste. Zero-sum advertising is just a dead drain of resources.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 5, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was a pretty good pinch-hitter, too

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 5, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't say that too loud around here

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury

by Future Ed on May 5, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're around oakland?!?!

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 5, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, sure, he was nice to YOU.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 5, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did THAT get to the warning track?!

He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!

by OldhamA on May 5, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Vlad.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish

we had Vlad.

There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

by Eddie Cheddar on May 5, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Over Zombie Chavez?

Yeah. But Beane won’t let him go.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would SO do this.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't, but I irrationally hate Dye.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about Milton Bradley?

I hear he may be available soon!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on May 5, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh.

Dye is significantly worse than Vlad. By a whole lot. Dye is a very marginal upgrade over Chavez, actually. And give Dye’s ridiculously overinflated sense of self-worth, he’s not coming here anyway.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quit your job

Jobs sometimes interfere with baseball games and that’s just not acceptable.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 5, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should quit your job. Where's your priorities?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better yet, get a job where you can

just read game threads all afternoon.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 5, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh I have one of those!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 5, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn work

quit your job, A’s come first ya know. If they don’t have the decency to not get in the way of your A’s.

by Zonis on May 5, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

His joy won't be complete unless the Rangers win, too.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 5, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 5, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

True -- three up, three down.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 5, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throwing his curveball for called strikes.

Beautiful.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

For those interested in my back woes

I also have this cold, and when I’m blowing my nose, I have to brace myself against the wall first. Seriously. I fit right in with the A’s! (I’m day to day, of course)

www.zekeishungry.com

by thejd44 on May 5, 2010 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, the old virus in the back

Heating pad or hot water bottle and Advil or similar pain reliever. Hot tea if you got it.

@WorldBLee

by worldblee on May 5, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The back and cold are two different things

Basically, I’m falling apart. I’m 26. This should not be happening.

www.zekeishungry.com

by thejd44 on May 5, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The cold can exacerbate the back problems

I only get any back problems when I have a virus.

@WorldBLee

by worldblee on May 5, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The WORST

"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez

by baseballgirl on May 5, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, forgot to ask

does getting a pot RX card count as “medicinal” to you? Cause that might help with the back pain.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 5, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, for one thing, I'm in Illinois and those don't exist

And another, I held out taking Ibuprofen until today (And it did NOTHING). Pot is…not an option.

www.zekeishungry.com

by thejd44 on May 5, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then I'd really go with the Chiro

Seriously, serious back pain utterly sucks. It’s impossible to do anything. At least look into it, find out what it would cost.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 5, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too many fly balls.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 5, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

granted they are being hit off of relatively low pitches

What did i tell you...didn't I say they would win? Yeah that's right I did didn't ? Wait.. what? They LOST?!?!?

by greenbean on May 5, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Ken keeps saying, relaxed for a sinkerballer is good.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whereas you want your power pitchers to be utterly tense and manic.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 5, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like Colby Cheese.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

So at what point does Beane call it quits with the Chavez experiment?

He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!

by OldhamA on May 5, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Apparently when they can no longer find a pulse.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on May 5, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

They can have Chavy when they pry him from Beane's cold, dead hands!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beane seems cold and dead already...

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 5, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wait, no, that's Al Davis.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 5, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm...After picking up his 2011 option

and letting him hit a “looks better than the stats” .204/.246/.320.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 5, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

UPDATE

Duke diagnosed with hip inflammation.

What did i tell you...didn't I say they would win? Yeah that's right I did didn't ? Wait.. what? They LOST?!?!?

by greenbean on May 5, 2010 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

bad

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 5, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes....we are all going to die.

The more interesting question: how soon can he pitch again?

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on May 5, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmm

either that or he could land on the dl

What did i tell you...didn't I say they would win? Yeah that's right I did didn't ? Wait.. what? They LOST?!?!?

by greenbean on May 5, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a diagnosis?

“Well, as a fully qualified orthopedist, and after conducting an extensive physical exam and reviewing the results of your MRI, I’ve concluded that your hip hurts.”

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 5, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Which hip? I have no idea. Let me send to a directional specialist for that."

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 5, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahh but the wording counts

it’s inflammation which sounds fancy

What did i tell you...didn't I say they would win? Yeah that's right I did didn't ? Wait.. what? They LOST?!?!?

by greenbean on May 5, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's why they pay me the big bucks.

That’s why I went to med school. In Costa Rica.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

"My prescription? Smoak two joints!"

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 5, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't we already know that?

He’s getting a cortisone shot today.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like big butts

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury

by Future Ed on May 5, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

BS call.

Waaaay low on Rosales.

He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!

by OldhamA on May 5, 2010 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

It was borderline...

Not way low though….Gotta swing there

Bring back Hammer.

by OaktownPower on May 5, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Cahill gets that strikezone he would strikeout the side everytime.

He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!

by OldhamA on May 5, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I was mad about it at first, but now in hindsight it seems like a good thing.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 5, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

What can they do about Chavez?

sniper perhaps

Chris Carter is the next Hank Aaron right?

by streetisclosedin08 on May 5, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

We'd first need to build a crowd that he could hide in.

Probably easier to wait for the next road trip.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on May 5, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cold.

Chavvy is bad at baseball and Chavvy is a zombie. But no one is shooting Chavvy on my watch.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 5, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure

the A’s would still find some way for him to play.

will crosby spread his legs so far apart at bat that the games will have to be rated nc-17 -- emperor nobody

by day-to-day on May 5, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

PEDs.

He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!

by OldhamA on May 5, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

Trevor is pitching so much better.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

...or W-Hill, on occasion.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on May 5, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will?

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 5, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

15,403....practically a sell out!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on May 5, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

$2 seats and $1 hot dogs.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

why does a day game have more attendance than a night game?

"I managed a team that was so bad we considered a 2-0 count on the batter a rally." - Rich Donnelly, minor league manager

by homerun13 on May 5, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheap tickets.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 5, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh ok, thanks

"I managed a team that was so bad we considered a 2-0 count on the batter a rally." - Rich Donnelly, minor league manager

by homerun13 on May 5, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because more drunken buttheads show up at night games, maybe

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 5, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

because baseball should be played in the sun

and $2 tickets

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury

by Future Ed on May 5, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

$2 seats and $1 hot dogs

"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez

by baseballgirl on May 5, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

weather's nicer, to begin with.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

brb lunch

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 5, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I like winning.

[tempts fate]

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 5, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Geez...for the love!

"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez

by baseballgirl on May 5, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Ooh, I think the feed is only like 30 seconds behind today.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 5, 2010 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

15K is better than 8k.

I mean, I’m not a numbers guy, but….

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Might very well be less revenue though

once you factor in the ticket prices.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 5, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

They lose money on every ticket they sell

but they make it up in volume!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 5, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at you, learning about those "stat" things.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 5, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, right?

Dan gave me a cookie and everything!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

A snickerdoodle, even.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

A real cookie, or a doggie cookie?

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 5, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ssssshhhhhhhh.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

it did seem overly crunchy....and liver-flavored....

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tut tut Kouz.

He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!

by OldhamA on May 5, 2010 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

you know

it’s not on purpose but a pitcher has got to be frustrated when he walks a hitter like Ramirez…twice.

What did i tell you...didn't I say they would win? Yeah that's right I did didn't ? Wait.. what? They LOST?!?!?

by greenbean on May 5, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

[Shakes fist at sun]

@WorldBLee

by worldblee on May 5, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

What has the sun ever done for me?

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike A agrees.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Threaten to shoot it out of the sky.

Maybe it will give you a big golden chalice that you can float like a boat.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 5, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally off topic, but

does anyone want to buy me this?

I’m guessing no, but it’s worth a try

I suspect that you think tilting at windmills means something other than what it does.

The ninth fastest thirty year old in San Francisco

by bobnothing on May 5, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I would, but you like Houston.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm excited you brought that up

As it gives me a chance to use my other Houston fact.

The largest urban area in the US with an openly gay mayor? Houston.

I suspect that you think tilting at windmills means something other than what it does.

The ninth fastest thirty year old in San Francisco

by bobnothing on May 5, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but it's HOUSTON.

And Houston sucks.

Houston’s always been gay-friendly. It’s the second highest gay populated city in the country.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

what WERE you thinking

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury

by Future Ed on May 5, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

they take their gay very seriously there, apparently.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that wasn't an argument for it being awesome or not awesome

It’s just the second thing I know about Houston after it smelling like popcorn

I suspect that you think tilting at windmills means something other than what it does.

The ninth fastest thirty year old in San Francisco

by bobnothing on May 5, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does it smell like actual popcorn

or like the vile butter-flavored powders they cover it with at movie theaters?

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 5, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure. A mixture of both? There's definitely a corn note to it, but with un miasme de beurre

I suspect that you think tilting at windmills means something other than what it does.

The ninth fastest thirty year old in San Francisco

by bobnothing on May 5, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still with the long players?

good for you. Me too.

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury

by Future Ed on May 5, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mostly on the iPod

but sometimes, you look at a thing, and think ‘hm, Doug Yule does look like the twat I always figured him to be. But I’ll bet the rest is awesome’

I suspect that you think tilting at windmills means something other than what it does.

The ninth fastest thirty year old in San Francisco

by bobnothing on May 5, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love my records

I hate to move

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury

by Future Ed on May 5, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame Kouz

"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez

by baseballgirl on May 5, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

What did he do?

www.zekeishungry.com

by thejd44 on May 5, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lose a foul ball in the sun.

DAMN HIM TO HELL

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's my baby daddy.

but refuses child support.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kouz sucks

Chris Carter is the next Hank Aaron right?

by streetisclosedin08 on May 5, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

get colin too,.

He’s thesis writing, probably needs sun. And a sammich.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm interested!

"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez

by baseballgirl on May 5, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, you decided to go?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 5, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ruh-roh

2 on and Andrus up.

@WorldBLee

by worldblee on May 5, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks Kouz!

Single should be charged to him.

There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

by Eddie Cheddar on May 5, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

gidp, please

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on May 5, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

What'd Kouz do, miss a popup or something?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 5, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

how much longer is E. Chavez under contract? this and next year?

"I managed a team that was so bad we considered a 2-0 count on the batter a rally." - Rich Donnelly, minor league manager

by homerun13 on May 5, 2010 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

just this year

What did i tell you...didn't I say they would win? Yeah that's right I did didn't ? Wait.. what? They LOST?!?!?

by greenbean on May 5, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks

"I managed a team that was so bad we considered a 2-0 count on the batter a rally." - Rich Donnelly, minor league manager

by homerun13 on May 5, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is his last year.

I mean, he has an option year next year, but no way in hell.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Cahill injured?

Young on the mound, Ross warming up.

He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!

by OldhamA on May 5, 2010 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

???

???

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury

by Future Ed on May 5, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The entire infield came to the mound.

My first thought springs to injury – he is an A after all.

False alarm it seems.

He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!

by OldhamA on May 5, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

not yet

What did i tell you...didn't I say they would win? Yeah that's right I did didn't ? Wait.. what? They LOST?!?!?

by greenbean on May 5, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

back from meeting

I see Cahill is living dangerously

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on May 5, 2010 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

He's actually pitched pretty well.

Until now.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

has and always will be

What did i tell you...didn't I say they would win? Yeah that's right I did didn't ? Wait.. what? They LOST?!?!?

by greenbean on May 5, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon CAHILL!!!!

"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez

by baseballgirl on May 5, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

DP!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on May 5, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

GIDP

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Trainman on May 5, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW, second HUGE DP!!!

"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez

by baseballgirl on May 5, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Get in!!!!!

DP, Cahill.

He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!

by OldhamA on May 5, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Trainman, your dreams came true

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on May 5, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

But the dream about winning the lottery has not

by Trainman on May 5, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

TREVOR. LOVE.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Noooo! Not more Shaker's!

(runs for the radio switch)

"We support your economy. We make your food and tend your fields. All we want are the same rights and responsiblities as you. Please... Vote YES on Proposition 801- Equal rights for sock puppets!"

by Gaijin_Suketto on May 5, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

You prefer the Amish?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 5, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. Yes, I do.

However, I am a card carrying member of The Reverend Billy Lard’s Church Of The True Light, based out of Butler’s Trailer Park in scenic Modesto, California.

"We support your economy. We make your food and tend your fields. All we want are the same rights and responsiblities as you. Please... Vote YES on Proposition 801- Equal rights for sock puppets!"

by Gaijin_Suketto on May 5, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your views intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your....home runQ

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clutch Cahill

Jack "The Must, Just has no Rust, ain't no Bust, after him the ladies Lust, turns pitchers into Dust, likes his pizza with no Crust" Cust

by FrankCohen on May 5, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Apparently Andrus's first GIDP of the year

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on May 5, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Andrus is a True Athletic!

Wait…

www.zekeishungry.com

by thejd44 on May 5, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

That was good for a silent chair dance here at work.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 5, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

ANOTHER GOOD IDEA?

MAKING OUR SHAKERS VODKA COMMERCIALS REALLY REALLY REALLY LOUD.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

"Hip inflamation"

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 5, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rosales seemed to be surprised he had it in his glove

"I managed a team that was so bad we considered a 2-0 count on the batter a rally." - Rich Donnelly, minor league manager

by homerun13 on May 5, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought that commercial was advertising Snickers Vodka.

Go GIDP!

"You're just jealous. You wish you had a rally animal..." -CardinalWraith

by Boonee on May 5, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Um, YUM.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 5, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

get me a KitKat vodka and you have a deal

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on May 5, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you were a Mounds man.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 5, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

either works

I like the crunch of KitKats

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on May 5, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

BtBS has a "if they fought" tournament going on right now.

Today’s question? Ryan Howard vs. Kyle Blanks. This one’s tough.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

That's at least the second time we've been reminded that Los Del Rio...

…sang the Macarena.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on May 5, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Los Del Rio?

Doesn’t that mean “the of the river”

www.zekeishungry.com

by thejd44 on May 5, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It also means "we make shitty songs".

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, I SO CALLED THAT!

"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez

by baseballgirl on May 5, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Huh

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury

by Future Ed on May 5, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

(jaw drop)

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on May 5, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

x2

will crosby spread his legs so far apart at bat that the games will have to be rated nc-17 -- emperor nobody

by day-to-day on May 5, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where is inbillywetrust?!?!?!!?!

"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez

by baseballgirl on May 5, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

PATTERSON!

I like it when he proves the haters wrong. Granted, he doesn’t do it very often.

@WorldBLee

by worldblee on May 5, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

holy shitbiscuits!

and look at that thing hanging from his ankle. I think it’s Wolfgang!

"We support your economy. We make your food and tend your fields. All we want are the same rights and responsiblities as you. Please... Vote YES on Proposition 801- Equal rights for sock puppets!"

by Gaijin_Suketto on May 5, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

EPatt homerun to unsettle Colby Lewis

talk about unlikely!

"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez

by baseballgirl on May 5, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on May 5, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

That's awesome

"-i never said half the things i said." --Yogi Berra

by Ovale Fan on May 5, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Second cold snap down there in a week...

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 5, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I can't believe he hit that ball out the ball park.

He weighs about 20lbs and he golfed it out!"

He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!

by OldhamA on May 5, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

It was a three-wood shot with a little English...

"We support your economy. We make your food and tend your fields. All we want are the same rights and responsiblities as you. Please... Vote YES on Proposition 801- Equal rights for sock puppets!"

by Gaijin_Suketto on May 5, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh heh.

Now this game is funny.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 5, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

PATTERSON!

HOLY SHIT HE DID SOMETHING POSITIVE WITH A BASEBALL!

"You're just jealous. You wish you had a rally animal..." -CardinalWraith

by Boonee on May 5, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Cognitive disssonance re. Pattereson

There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

by Eddie Cheddar on May 5, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

[head explodes]

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That pitch was completely below the zone.

Damn.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

That was off his shoes....

No clue how he hit that out.

Bring back Hammer.

by OaktownPower on May 5, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

been watching Vlad

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on May 5, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

ERIC PATTERSON has two home runs.

He has 100% more home runs than Ryan Sweeney this season.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 5, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

But not as many as "Babe" Pennington

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 5, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm still unsettled.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 5, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It hurts my head to think about it.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 5, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's now third on our team in HRs.

I’m lost.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

drugs make it better.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duly noted.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

(faint)

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on May 5, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe its affiliation with the A's

that makes Colby Lewis bad.

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury

by Future Ed on May 5, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

He's been hitting well

If only he could get himself to be a halfway decent fielder, he would be a serviceable major leaguer.

by Billy Frijoles on May 5, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Patterson would be a great golfer

the other homerun was exactly the same pitch…curveball low inside and a golfswing

"I managed a team that was so bad we considered a 2-0 count on the batter a rally." - Rich Donnelly, minor league manager

by homerun13 on May 5, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

who has he pitched against besides us?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on May 5, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

seattle

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury

by Future Ed on May 5, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

10 Ks against Detroit.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seattle, Cleveland, Boston, Detroit, Seattle

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 5, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

only one real challenge in that group

Detroit

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on May 5, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

see them all here

link

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 5, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool -- Powell drew a trundle!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 5, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

No, keep hating on him. Maybe he likes to play angry.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 5, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been hating on him for a long time

If hatred here mattered, he’d be Barry Bonds by now.

www.zekeishungry.com

by thejd44 on May 5, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

then a walk to Powell

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury

by Future Ed on May 5, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Pop up king

Chris Carter is the next Hank Aaron right?

by streetisclosedin08 on May 5, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Typical Raj....

Jack "The Must, Just has no Rust, ain't no Bust, after him the ladies Lust, turns pitchers into Dust, likes his pizza with no Crust" Cust

by FrankCohen on May 5, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

rajai you are terrible at ___________ (fill in the blank) other than stealing bases.

What did i tell you...didn't I say they would win? Yeah that's right I did didn't ? Wait.. what? They LOST?!?!?

by greenbean on May 5, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

macrame!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

the macarena

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on May 5, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

making macaroni pictures!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bring me ...


… macaroni pictures!

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 5, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

no cake for the impurity.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

making macaroni pictures of macaroons doing the macarena in Mozambique

"We support your economy. We make your food and tend your fields. All we want are the same rights and responsiblities as you. Please... Vote YES on Proposition 801- Equal rights for sock puppets!"

by Gaijin_Suketto on May 5, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

come on pennington

show eric patterson who’s boss

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury

by Future Ed on May 5, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Pennington can't lay off that high fastball!

He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!

by OldhamA on May 5, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

an other question, how long is daric barton under contract?

"I managed a team that was so bad we considered a 2-0 count on the batter a rally." - Rich Donnelly, minor league manager

by homerun13 on May 5, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm, 4 more years after this one, I think?

I think he’d be arb eligible between 2011 and 2012. Could be wrong about that.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 5, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

09, 10, and 11 is pre-arbitration.

So yeah, arbitration going into 2012.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

A long long time.

2014, if I’m counting right.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

sweet

"I managed a team that was so bad we considered a 2-0 count on the batter a rally." - Rich Donnelly, minor league manager

by homerun13 on May 5, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

We understand. You're just listening to the MLB At Bat feed.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 5, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know how the iPhone thing works,

but in a normal browser there’s a way to get around At Bat and go straight to plain audio feed. If you do that on the phone, does it help it keep up?

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 5, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you do?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 5, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I found a different URL that is just a radio menu with no At Bat stuff.

I’m at work now, so I don’t have the URL with me.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 5, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try this

http://mlb.mlb.com/media/player/mpa/index.jsp?c_id=mlb&affiliateId=mlbMENUACCESSIBLEGDA&tcid=mm_mlb_vid

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Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on May 5, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is something similar in the iPhone app

But it hasn’t made it catch up any better for me.

by el generico on May 5, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you can listen to the game in Safari thru Quicktime (not through the app)

so you can “multi-task” or whatever, but it doesn’t sync up the feed any better.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 5, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've never tried logging in using the alternate audio page... gonna have to try it

But the AtBat pam is referring to is an app, which is different than the browser version

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Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on May 5, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

stop the presses

Barton walks

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury

by Future Ed on May 5, 2010 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF???

That was an unexpected turn of events!

by el generico on May 5, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is this Coco KK speaks of?

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by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Isn't she with Ice-T?

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by Nick on May 5, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he used to host the Tonight Show....

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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 5, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah... he was the one after that one a$$hole, and before that other a$$hole.

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by Gaijin_Suketto on May 5, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

we can haz swingles?

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by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Klaft Swingles

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by Gaijin_Suketto on May 5, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not if you want Powell to score

Then you need a Swouble, at least.

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by Nick on May 5, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

swomers?

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on May 5, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

those are no more real than unicorns!

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by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Closer than I expected!

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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 5, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

(powell at 2nd)

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by Future Ed on May 5, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

swflyout

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by Future Ed on May 5, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at the Sweeney power!

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by baseballgirl on May 5, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

the warning track kind

Chris Carter is the next Hank Aaron right?

by streetisclosedin08 on May 5, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just listening

That hit sounded like a HR!! darn.

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by Berry Jo on May 5, 2010 2:07 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Sweeney eating his wheaties

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by cuppingmaster on May 5, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man.

Almost.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

swarning track power.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Darn

Almost got runz.

@WorldBLee

by worldblee on May 5, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

just missed a swomer

What did i tell you...didn't I say they would win? Yeah that's right I did didn't ? Wait.. what? They LOST?!?!?

by greenbean on May 5, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm, don't remember that one.

But I do remember his 340-foot single. That was hilarious.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

and you still didn't swing that hard Ryan!

When are you going to realize that you have power?

by AsFanInIowa on May 5, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

He's had it all along...

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by Nick on May 5, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was Matt Holliday the Tin Man?

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by iglew on May 5, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pay no attention to the GM behind the curtain!

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 5, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

one day he'll wake up

look at himself in the mirror and say "HELL YES, let’s do this!!!!!!!!! "

What did i tell you...didn't I say they would win? Yeah that's right I did didn't ? Wait.. what? They LOST?!?!?

by greenbean on May 5, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol @ commentating... ryan sweeny muscles it up this series...

because he it one on the warning track

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by homerun13 on May 5, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Catch you later, folks!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 5, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

koooooooooooooooz

"I managed a team that was so bad we considered a 2-0 count on the batter a rally." - Rich Donnelly, minor league manager

by homerun13 on May 5, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man, Lackey pitching against the slegnA tonight

This’ll be good

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Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on May 5, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

What team is he with now?

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by iglew on May 5, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boston

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by cuppingmaster on May 5, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know why you would think that

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury

by Future Ed on May 5, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha ha ha.

He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!

by OldhamA on May 5, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh?

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is Kouzmanoff's biggest fan talking here

He’s put his defense somewhere between Eric Chavez’s best day and Brooks effing Robinson

www.zekeishungry.com

by thejd44 on May 5, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

the fuck are you talking about?

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by mikev on May 5, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit

This is NOT good.

"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez

by baseballgirl on May 5, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Gah.

He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!

by OldhamA on May 5, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Aww. One hell of a shitty way to go out, Trevor.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Smoak is lucky it didn't barton him.

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by Nico on May 5, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ungh

Can we just plunk Vlad right now, and avoid the 3 Run HR?

by Zonis on May 5, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

So Cahill gets a ground out and then a DP ball

and it’s 1st/3rd nobody out. Baseball is a cruel game.

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by Nico on May 5, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Why take Cahill out?

Weak GB to Kouz followed by a GB to Barton.

He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!

by OldhamA on May 5, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

i like the pitching change

"I managed a team that was so bad we considered a 2-0 count on the batter a rally." - Rich Donnelly, minor league manager

by homerun13 on May 5, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

ross not going to give up a run, you have heard it here first

"I managed a team that was so bad we considered a 2-0 count on the batter a rally." - Rich Donnelly, minor league manager

by homerun13 on May 5, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

my bad

"I managed a team that was so bad we considered a 2-0 count on the batter a rally." - Rich Donnelly, minor league manager

by homerun13 on May 5, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boo-urns to 1st and 3rd, no outs

"Smokey, this be not the foul jungles of the darkest East Orient. This be ninepins. We are bound by laws."

by Joey C. on May 5, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Vlad up, 2 on, no outs

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Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on May 5, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-1 now

Vlad got a hit

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Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on May 5, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy little trees!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's go Tyson!

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by mrod on May 5, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Paint them trees!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks Kouz!

"By the end of the year, I'll have Dallas throwing right-handed'' -Ben Sheets

by mrod on May 5, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Ross really a better shot than Cahill here?

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

damn.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh geez...this is NOT good

Kouz, really? Nice playing today.

"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez

by baseballgirl on May 5, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Chavy would've had it!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You beat me to it

Exactly!

"By the end of the year, I'll have Dallas throwing right-handed'' -Ben Sheets

by mrod on May 5, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

(not ZombieChavy, tho)

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by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA!

:)

"By the end of the year, I'll have Dallas throwing right-handed'' -Ben Sheets

by mrod on May 5, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss Hannahan.

I liked say his name.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geren would

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury

by Future Ed on May 5, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't figure out what that is.

And I can’t collapse it either. :-(

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 5, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it a pokemon?

It has eyes. And claws. I think.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

chocolate insane skeleton crab?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

My ESPN play-by-play hasn't caught up yet.

What happened?

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by iglew on May 5, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

KInsler just went 4-6-3

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Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on May 5, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's ALWAYS real good about emailing you back, too.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

DP! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

"By the end of the year, I'll have Dallas throwing right-handed'' -Ben Sheets

by mrod on May 5, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

HUGE DP!!!!

C’mon Ross…one more!

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by baseballgirl on May 5, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

cahill def. did something for his ERA today

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by homerun13 on May 5, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn't know he was so into women's Lib

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury

by Future Ed on May 5, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

By the way, Ken is still the best in the business.

He lets us know that it’s a double play ball before it happens, Vince.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

+1!

"By the end of the year, I'll have Dallas throwing right-handed'' -Ben Sheets

by mrod on May 5, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ross is good, but damn his pitching motion sucks

"I managed a team that was so bad we considered a 2-0 count on the batter a rally." - Rich Donnelly, minor league manager

by homerun13 on May 5, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Ross pitch for less

Now, 1 pitch, two outs!

@MAD_Marvin
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by Hit4TheCycle on May 5, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Walked away from the computer. Came back. They have run(z).

What occurred in my absence?

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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 5, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

bad things.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kouz error

2 hits..another huge DP, nice play by Barton to get out of it.

"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez

by baseballgirl on May 5, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice play Dale!

"By the end of the year, I'll have Dallas throwing right-handed'' -Ben Sheets

by mrod on May 5, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

BARTON!!!!

"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez

by baseballgirl on May 5, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Redemption for what?

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by thejd44 on May 5, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

For causing Kouzmanoff to throw badly

Pay attention.

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by Nico on May 5, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, right.

I’m only listening/Gamedaying so I thought maybe Barton did something bad that I couldn’t see.

www.zekeishungry.com

by thejd44 on May 5, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

DALE!

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury

by Future Ed on May 5, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

That is awesome.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

DARIC!

Nice defensive play from our awesome at defense defensive 1Bman.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice.

www.zekeishungry.com

by thejd44 on May 5, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

What does big spending look like?

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on May 5, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Meg! Use the slide whistle!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Meg, per Gus, you never do more with less.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved Gus.

Season five kinda sucked. But Gus rocked.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Wire

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know! Gus was an awesome character.

The whole serial killer thing was a little far-fetched. But Gus did rock. And so did that older newspaper editor. I forget his name, but he just had hilarious line after hilarious line.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

the copy editor? He was awesome.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think so.

The one who had the awesome line about sticking a broom up his ass and sweeping the floor.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Silly Bloomie!

That was when she was scaring us last month about her opponent.

That’s all finished.

Now she’s reassuring us by saying nice things about the bright, Whitman-y future!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on May 5, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grey skies are gonna clear up!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey iglew, Meg Whitman wants to upgrade your computer

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on May 5, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

get rid of the coconuts!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not a computer, it's a museum piece.

And stay away from my coconuts, Bloom.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 5, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barton

Is just a damn good baseball player

Jack "The Must, Just has no Rust, ain't no Bust, after him the ladies Lust, turns pitchers into Dust, likes his pizza with no Crust" Cust

by FrankCohen on May 5, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

He's a damn good hitter

his defense is still awful, I dont care what mikev says.

I love him as a hitter though. His minor league long term scouting report of “future DH” still stands true though.

-The president of the "Sign Elijah Dukes" fan club.

by PL78 on May 5, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you say so, dude.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on May 5, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG Meg Whitman

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 5, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

she loves you for your mind.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know very little about Meg Whitman's politics

But as a NRAF, I am beyond sick of those radio ads.

www.zekeishungry.com

by thejd44 on May 5, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

agrd.

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by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEW THREAD OPEN!

http://www.athleticsnation.com/2010/5/5/1459638/open-thread-game-29-as-vs-rangers-3

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by baseballgirl on May 5, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I think we should have Chavez bunt,

strictly to underscore how silly it is to have him at DH.

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by Nico on May 5, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

He should go up there right handed

With a wiffle bat.

What could go wrong, really?

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by thejd44 on May 5, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wished he had

He just killed us again.

He needs to retire.

by Trainman on May 5, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAY GUYS

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 5, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Please DFA Chavez!

He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!

by OldhamA on May 5, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

Ray Fosse thinks Pete Rose is a prick......

by oakwin2004 on May 5, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow what a great play by Young

But Smoak couldn’t pick it, and it rolled to the stands, Rosales to third

by AsFanInIowa on May 5, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, like, E-pat hit a homer?

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 5, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Powell's terrible!

"Life is tough .... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by 94065 on May 5, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Replace Chavez as DH???

Certainly, Chavez is not justifying his existence as DH. There are at least 2 alternatives in the current A’s system. Cust could be given another chance to prove his worth in the remainder of the 1st half of the season. If he fails that test, then Carter could be given the opportunity to demonstrate his hitting prowess at the major league level in the 2nd half of the season. Any other suggestions???

by Vegas Ace on May 5, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

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