Open Thread: Game 29 - A's vs. Rangers (2)
Cahill's been dancing with danger as he keeps leaving pitches up while walking other batters at will, but he had completed three innings without allowing a run. The A's meanwhile, got a leadoff single and ground rule double, and actually made two outs that scored two runs.
2-0 A's; going to the bottom of the third!
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roomy?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
He had an RBI ground out
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by thejd44 on May 5, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
He got a productive gritty RBI!
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
dude, the client on the phone
has not said anything to me in a half hour, yet he has not stopped talking.
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury
Turn up the game
"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez
Yell into the phone as loud as you can and hang up.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
he just asked me
“y’now what I mean” and I haven’t been listening.
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury
well, hopefully he wasn't talking positively about Nazis when you randomly agree.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Say "yes, absolutely"
"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez
Preferably not after a minute's pause,
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
Of all the advertisers peddling foul chemicals disgused as food product,
Pepsi has by far the best radio ads.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
It's awesomer than scoring 0 runs on foul outs
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
Imposter Cheese? Is he also running for Governor?
Will Meg Whitman stop him?
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 5, 2010 1:28 PM PDT reply actions
Are you a fan of Colby Jack cheese?
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
He's facing Grimace and Hamburglar in the primaries.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
holy sh*tbiscuits, that's funny!
"We support your economy. We make your food and tend your fields. All we want are the same rights and responsiblities as you. Please... Vote YES on Proposition 801- Equal rights for sock puppets!"
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 5, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
The problem is that Hamburglar doesn't care about red or blue districts,
he just blatantly panders to the “robble robble” vote.
"We support your economy. We make your food and tend your fields. All we want are the same rights and responsiblities as you. Please... Vote YES on Proposition 801- Equal rights for sock puppets!"
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 5, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahahaha.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
She doesn't like him either?
It’s starting to seem like a pattern.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Jerry Brown simply won't be able to keep up with her advertising.
There’s just no way.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Because nobody else has a pot of gold.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 5, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
lephrachauns do!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish they'd just buy votes directly.
I mean, if a candidate is going to spend that much money, just hand me $20 bucks and I’ll vote for you. At least the money won’t just go to waste. Zero-sum advertising is just a dead drain of resources.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Jerry brown moved his car so I could park last year
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury
He was a pretty good pinch-hitter, too
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
you're around oakland?!?!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 5, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, sure, he was nice to YOU.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
How did THAT get to the warning track?!
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
Vlad.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish
we had Vlad.
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
Over Zombie Chavez?
Yeah. But Beane won’t let him go.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I would SO do this.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn't, but I irrationally hate Dye.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
How about Milton Bradley?
I hear he may be available soon!
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 5, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh.
Dye is significantly worse than Vlad. By a whole lot. Dye is a very marginal upgrade over Chavez, actually. And give Dye’s ridiculously overinflated sense of self-worth, he’s not coming here anyway.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Quit your job
Jobs sometimes interfere with baseball games and that’s just not acceptable.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
you should quit your job. Where's your priorities?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Better yet, get a job where you can
just read game threads all afternoon.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Ooh I have one of those!
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
damn work
quit your job, A’s come first ya know. If they don’t have the decency to not get in the way of your A’s.
His joy won't be complete unless the Rangers win, too.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
True -- three up, three down.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Man that inning ended live before the internet stream showed the first pitch of the inning...
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
Throwing his curveball for called strikes.
Beautiful.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Throwing his curveball, period, is a good thing.
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by thejd44 on May 5, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
For those interested in my back woes
I also have this cold, and when I’m blowing my nose, I have to brace myself against the wall first. Seriously. I fit right in with the A’s! (I’m day to day, of course)
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by thejd44 on May 5, 2010 1:33 PM PDT reply actions
Ah, the old virus in the back
Heating pad or hot water bottle and Advil or similar pain reliever. Hot tea if you got it.
@WorldBLee
The back and cold are two different things
Basically, I’m falling apart. I’m 26. This should not be happening.
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by thejd44 on May 5, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
The cold can exacerbate the back problems
I only get any back problems when I have a virus.
@WorldBLee
The WORST
"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez
Oh, forgot to ask
does getting a pot RX card count as “medicinal” to you? Cause that might help with the back pain.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Well, for one thing, I'm in Illinois and those don't exist
And another, I held out taking Ibuprofen until today (And it did NOTHING). Pot is…not an option.
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by thejd44 on May 5, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Then I'd really go with the Chiro
Seriously, serious back pain utterly sucks. It’s impossible to do anything. At least look into it, find out what it would cost.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Too many fly balls.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 5, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
granted they are being hit off of relatively low pitches
What did i tell you...didn't I say they would win? Yeah that's right I did didn't ? Wait.. what? They LOST?!?!?
Like Ken keeps saying, relaxed for a sinkerballer is good.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Whereas you want your power pitchers to be utterly tense and manic.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
I don't like Colby Cheese.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
Late May is the traditional time for major shake-up on the A's.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
So at what point does Beane call it quits with the Chavez experiment?
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
It's been nearly 3 years
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by thejd44 on May 5, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently when they can no longer find a pulse.
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 5, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
They can have Chavy when they pry him from Beane's cold, dead hands!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Beane seems cold and dead already...
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 5, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh wait, no, that's Al Davis.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Hmm...After picking up his 2011 option
and letting him hit a “looks better than the stats” .204/.246/.320.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
UPDATE
Duke diagnosed with hip inflammation.
What did i tell you...didn't I say they would win? Yeah that's right I did didn't ? Wait.. what? They LOST?!?!?
bad
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 5, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes....we are all going to die.
The more interesting question: how soon can he pitch again?
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 5, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
That's a diagnosis?
“Well, as a fully qualified orthopedist, and after conducting an extensive physical exam and reviewing the results of your MRI, I’ve concluded that your hip hurts.”
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
"Which hip? I have no idea. Let me send to a directional specialist for that."
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
ahh but the wording counts
it’s inflammation which sounds fancy
What did i tell you...didn't I say they would win? Yeah that's right I did didn't ? Wait.. what? They LOST?!?!?
that's why they pay me the big bucks.
That’s why I went to med school. In Costa Rica.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
"My prescription? Smoak two joints!"
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
lol!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn't we already know that?
He’s getting a cortisone shot today.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Chavez with a pathetic at bat
Swing the fucking bat
Things don't tend to turn out very well when he does that
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by thejd44 on May 5, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
BS call.
Waaaay low on Rosales.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
If Cahill gets that strikezone he would strikeout the side everytime.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
Yeah I was mad about it at first, but now in hindsight it seems like a good thing.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
What can they do about Chavez?
sniper perhaps
Chris Carter is the next Hank Aaron right?
by streetisclosedin08 on May 5, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions
We'd first need to build a crowd that he could hide in.
Probably easier to wait for the next road trip.
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 5, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Cold.
Chavvy is bad at baseball and Chavvy is a zombie. But no one is shooting Chavvy on my watch.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
What about just in the foot or something?
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by thejd44 on May 5, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sure
the A’s would still find some way for him to play.
will crosby spread his legs so far apart at bat that the games will have to be rated nc-17 -- emperor nobody
Awesome.
Trevor is pitching so much better.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
...or W-Hill, on occasion.
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 5, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Will?
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Awesome
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
15,403....practically a sell out!
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 5, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions
$2 seats and $1 hot dogs.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
why does a day game have more attendance than a night game?
"I managed a team that was so bad we considered a 2-0 count on the batter a rally." - Rich Donnelly, minor league manager
Cheap tickets.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
oh ok, thanks
"I managed a team that was so bad we considered a 2-0 count on the batter a rally." - Rich Donnelly, minor league manager
Because more drunken buttheads show up at night games, maybe
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
because baseball should be played in the sun
and $2 tickets
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury
$2 seats and $1 hot dogs
"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez
weather's nicer, to begin with.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
brb lunch
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
I like winning.
[tempts fate]
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Geez...for the love!
"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez
Ooh, I think the feed is only like 30 seconds behind today.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
15K is better than 8k.
I mean, I’m not a numbers guy, but….
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
Might very well be less revenue though
once you factor in the ticket prices.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
They lose money on every ticket they sell
but they make it up in volume!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Look at you, learning about those "stat" things.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I know, right?
Dan gave me a cookie and everything!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
A snickerdoodle, even.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
A real cookie, or a doggie cookie?
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Ssssshhhhhhhh.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
it did seem overly crunchy....and liver-flavored....
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Tut tut Kouz.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
you know
it’s not on purpose but a pitcher has got to be frustrated when he walks a hitter like Ramirez…twice.
What did i tell you...didn't I say they would win? Yeah that's right I did didn't ? Wait.. what? They LOST?!?!?
What has the sun ever done for me?
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Mike A agrees.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Threaten to shoot it out of the sky.
Maybe it will give you a big golden chalice that you can float like a boat.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Totally off topic, but
does anyone want to buy me this?
I’m guessing no, but it’s worth a try
I suspect that you think tilting at windmills means something other than what it does.
The ninth fastest thirty year old in San Francisco
I would, but you like Houston.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm excited you brought that up
As it gives me a chance to use my other Houston fact.
The largest urban area in the US with an openly gay mayor? Houston.
I suspect that you think tilting at windmills means something other than what it does.
The ninth fastest thirty year old in San Francisco
Yes, but it's HOUSTON.
And Houston sucks.
Houston’s always been gay-friendly. It’s the second highest gay populated city in the country.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
they take their gay very seriously there, apparently.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that wasn't an argument for it being awesome or not awesome
It’s just the second thing I know about Houston after it smelling like popcorn
I suspect that you think tilting at windmills means something other than what it does.
The ninth fastest thirty year old in San Francisco
Does it smell like actual popcorn
or like the vile butter-flavored powders they cover it with at movie theaters?
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I'm not sure. A mixture of both? There's definitely a corn note to it, but with un miasme de beurre
I suspect that you think tilting at windmills means something other than what it does.
The ninth fastest thirty year old in San Francisco
Still with the long players?
good for you. Me too.
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury
Mostly on the iPod
but sometimes, you look at a thing, and think ‘hm, Doug Yule does look like the twat I always figured him to be. But I’ll bet the rest is awesome’
I suspect that you think tilting at windmills means something other than what it does.
The ninth fastest thirty year old in San Francisco
I blame Kouz
"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez
Lose a foul ball in the sun.
DAMN HIM TO HELL
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
he's my baby daddy.
but refuses child support.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Kouz sucks
Chris Carter is the next Hank Aaron right?
by streetisclosedin08 on May 5, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions
Thursday, June 17th, A's at Wrigley, 1:20 PM
Interested?
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by thejd44 on May 5, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
get colin too,.
He’s thesis writing, probably needs sun. And a sammich.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm interested!
"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez
Oh, you decided to go?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Thanks Kouz!
Single should be charged to him.
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
gidp, please
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 5, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions
What'd Kouz do, miss a popup or something?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
how much longer is E. Chavez under contract? this and next year?
"I managed a team that was so bad we considered a 2-0 count on the batter a rally." - Rich Donnelly, minor league manager
just this year
What did i tell you...didn't I say they would win? Yeah that's right I did didn't ? Wait.. what? They LOST?!?!?
This is his last year.
I mean, he has an option year next year, but no way in hell.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Is Cahill injured?
Young on the mound, Ross warming up.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
The entire infield came to the mound.
My first thought springs to injury – he is an A after all.
False alarm it seems.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
back from meeting
I see Cahill is living dangerously
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
He's actually pitched pretty well.
Until now.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
has and always will be
What did i tell you...didn't I say they would win? Yeah that's right I did didn't ? Wait.. what? They LOST?!?!?
High pitch to the Danger Zone
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
C'mon CAHILL!!!!
"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez
DP!
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 5, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions
WOW, second HUGE DP!!!
"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez
Get in!!!!!
DP, Cahill.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
Trainman, your dreams came true
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
TREVOR. LOVE.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Noooo! Not more Shaker's!
(runs for the radio switch)
"We support your economy. We make your food and tend your fields. All we want are the same rights and responsiblities as you. Please... Vote YES on Proposition 801- Equal rights for sock puppets!"
You prefer the Amish?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Yes. Yes, I do.
However, I am a card carrying member of The Reverend Billy Lard’s Church Of The True Light, based out of Butler’s Trailer Park in scenic Modesto, California.
"We support your economy. We make your food and tend your fields. All we want are the same rights and responsiblities as you. Please... Vote YES on Proposition 801- Equal rights for sock puppets!"
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 5, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Your views intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your....home runQ
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Clutch Cahill
Jack "The Must, Just has no Rust, ain't no Bust, after him the ladies Lust, turns pitchers into Dust, likes his pizza with no Crust" Cust
Apparently Andrus's first GIDP of the year
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 5, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions
Andrus is a True Athletic!
Wait…
www.zekeishungry.com
by thejd44 on May 5, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions
That was good for a silent chair dance here at work.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
ANOTHER GOOD IDEA?
MAKING OUR SHAKERS VODKA COMMERCIALS REALLY REALLY REALLY LOUD.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
"Hip inflamation"
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Rosales seemed to be surprised he had it in his glove
"I managed a team that was so bad we considered a 2-0 count on the batter a rally." - Rich Donnelly, minor league manager
I thought that commercial was advertising Snickers Vodka.
Go GIDP!
"You're just jealous. You wish you had a rally animal..." -CardinalWraith
get me a KitKat vodka and you have a deal
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 5, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought you were a Mounds man.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
either works
I like the crunch of KitKats
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 5, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
BtBS has a "if they fought" tournament going on right now.
Today’s question? Ryan Howard vs. Kyle Blanks. This one’s tough.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Can Carter/Taylor be a tag team?
www.zekeishungry.com
by thejd44 on May 5, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
That's at least the second time we've been reminded that Los Del Rio...
…sang the Macarena.
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 5, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions
Los Del Rio?
Doesn’t that mean “the of the river”
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by thejd44 on May 5, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
It also means "we make shitty songs".
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Haha, I SO CALLED THAT!
"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez
(jaw drop)
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
WTF.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
x2
will crosby spread his legs so far apart at bat that the games will have to be rated nc-17 -- emperor nobody
Where is inbillywetrust?!?!?!!?!
"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez
PATTERSON!
I like it when he proves the haters wrong. Granted, he doesn’t do it very often.
@WorldBLee
holy shitbiscuits!
and look at that thing hanging from his ankle. I think it’s Wolfgang!
"We support your economy. We make your food and tend your fields. All we want are the same rights and responsiblities as you. Please... Vote YES on Proposition 801- Equal rights for sock puppets!"
EPatt homerun to unsettle Colby Lewis
talk about unlikely!
"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez
.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 5, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions
Second cold snap down there in a week...
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
"I can't believe he hit that ball out the ball park.
He weighs about 20lbs and he golfed it out!"
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
It was a three-wood shot with a little English...
"We support your economy. We make your food and tend your fields. All we want are the same rights and responsiblities as you. Please... Vote YES on Proposition 801- Equal rights for sock puppets!"
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 5, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow that day air is really much lighter....
just kinda floated on out of the park
Heh heh.
Now this game is funny.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
PATTERSON!
HOLY SHIT HE DID SOMETHING POSITIVE WITH A BASEBALL!
"You're just jealous. You wish you had a rally animal..." -CardinalWraith
Cognitive disssonance re. Pattereson
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
[head explodes]
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
That pitch was completely below the zone.
Damn.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
been watching Vlad
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 5, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
ERIC PATTERSON has two home runs.
He has 100% more home runs than Ryan Sweeney this season.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
But not as many as "Babe" Pennington
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I'm still unsettled.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
WTF.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
It hurts my head to think about it.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
He's now third on our team in HRs.
I’m lost.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
drugs make it better.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Duly noted.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
(faint)
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 5, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe its affiliation with the A's
that makes Colby Lewis bad.
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury
He's been hitting well
If only he could get himself to be a halfway decent fielder, he would be a serviceable major leaguer.
Patterson would be a great golfer
the other homerun was exactly the same pitch…curveball low inside and a golfswing
"I managed a team that was so bad we considered a 2-0 count on the batter a rally." - Rich Donnelly, minor league manager
Giving up a homer to Patterson is proof that Colby Lewis still isn't that good
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by thejd44 on May 5, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions
who has he pitched against besides us?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 5, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
10 Ks against Detroit.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Seattle, Cleveland, Boston, Detroit, Seattle
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
only one real challenge in that group
Detroit
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 5, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
see them all here
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Sea, @Cle, @Bos, Det, @Sea
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by thejd44 on May 5, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Cool -- Powell drew a trundle!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
ok, i take back everything bad i said about EPat.
at least for today.
No, keep hating on him. Maybe he likes to play angry.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I've been hating on him for a long time
If hatred here mattered, he’d be Barry Bonds by now.
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by thejd44 on May 5, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Pop up king
Chris Carter is the next Hank Aaron right?
by streetisclosedin08 on May 5, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions
Typical Raj....
Jack "The Must, Just has no Rust, ain't no Bust, after him the ladies Lust, turns pitchers into Dust, likes his pizza with no Crust" Cust
rajai you are terrible at ___________ (fill in the blank) other than stealing bases.
What did i tell you...didn't I say they would win? Yeah that's right I did didn't ? Wait.. what? They LOST?!?!?
macrame!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
the macarena
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 5, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
making macaroni pictures!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Bring me ...

… macaroni pictures!
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
no cake for the impurity.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
making macaroni pictures of macaroons doing the macarena in Mozambique
"We support your economy. We make your food and tend your fields. All we want are the same rights and responsiblities as you. Please... Vote YES on Proposition 801- Equal rights for sock puppets!"
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 5, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Pennington can't lay off that high fastball!
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
That's how you track it down Kouz
hope you were watching
an other question, how long is daric barton under contract?
"I managed a team that was so bad we considered a 2-0 count on the batter a rally." - Rich Donnelly, minor league manager
Hmm, 4 more years after this one, I think?
I think he’d be arb eligible between 2011 and 2012. Could be wrong about that.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
09, 10, and 11 is pre-arbitration.
So yeah, arbitration going into 2012.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
A long long time.
2014, if I’m counting right.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I realize I'm a bit late, but....
PATTERSON!
We understand. You're just listening to the MLB At Bat feed.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I don't know how the iPhone thing works,
but in a normal browser there’s a way to get around At Bat and go straight to plain audio feed. If you do that on the phone, does it help it keep up?
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
What do you do?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I found a different URL that is just a radio menu with no At Bat stuff.
I’m at work now, so I don’t have the URL with me.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Try this
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 5, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
There is something similar in the iPhone app
But it hasn’t made it catch up any better for me.
Yeah, you can listen to the game in Safari thru Quicktime (not through the app)
so you can “multi-task” or whatever, but it doesn’t sync up the feed any better.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I've never tried logging in using the alternate audio page... gonna have to try it
But the AtBat pam is referring to is an app, which is different than the browser version
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 5, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF???
That was an unexpected turn of events!
Who is this Coco KK speaks of?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
Isn't she with Ice-T?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I think he used to host the Tonight Show....
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 5, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh yeah... he was the one after that one a$$hole, and before that other a$$hole.
"We support your economy. We make your food and tend your fields. All we want are the same rights and responsiblities as you. Please... Vote YES on Proposition 801- Equal rights for sock puppets!"
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 5, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
we can haz swingles?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
Klaft Swingles
"We support your economy. We make your food and tend your fields. All we want are the same rights and responsiblities as you. Please... Vote YES on Proposition 801- Equal rights for sock puppets!"
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 5, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Not if you want Powell to score
Then you need a Swouble, at least.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
swomers?
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 5, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
those are no more real than unicorns!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Closer than I expected!
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 5, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Look at the Sweeney power!
"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez
the warning track kind
Chris Carter is the next Hank Aaron right?
by streetisclosedin08 on May 5, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Just listening
That hit sounded like a HR!! darn.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
by Berry Jo on May 5, 2010 2:07 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Sweeney eating his wheaties
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
Oh man.
Almost.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
swarning track power.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
just missed a swomer
What did i tell you...didn't I say they would win? Yeah that's right I did didn't ? Wait.. what? They LOST?!?!?
Who else remembers Big Hurt being on 2nd and getting thrown out at home on a 38-hopper single up the middle in Cleveland?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Hmm, don't remember that one.
But I do remember his 340-foot single. That was hilarious.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
and you still didn't swing that hard Ryan!
When are you going to realize that you have power?
He's had it all along...

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Was Matt Holliday the Tin Man?
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Pay no attention to the GM behind the curtain!
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
one day he'll wake up
look at himself in the mirror and say "HELL YES, let’s do this!!!!!!!!! "
What did i tell you...didn't I say they would win? Yeah that's right I did didn't ? Wait.. what? They LOST?!?!?
lol @ commentating... ryan sweeny muscles it up this series...
because he it one on the warning track
"I managed a team that was so bad we considered a 2-0 count on the batter a rally." - Rich Donnelly, minor league manager
Catch you later, folks!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Bah.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
koooooooooooooooz
"I managed a team that was so bad we considered a 2-0 count on the batter a rally." - Rich Donnelly, minor league manager
Wikipedia still lists Adam Rosales as a 3B.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Oh man, Lackey pitching against the slegnA tonight
This’ll be good
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
What team is he with now?
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Boston
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 5, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
How many throwing errors is that for Kouz?
Seems like he’s making one every game…
Yeah but a lot of them are mostly on Barton being horrible at defense
-The president of the "Sign Elijah Dukes" fan club.
Huh?
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
This is Kouzmanoff's biggest fan talking here
He’s put his defense somewhere between Eric Chavez’s best day and Brooks effing Robinson
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by thejd44 on May 5, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
That's his 4th error this year
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by thejd44 on May 5, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Dammit
This is NOT good.
"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez
Gah.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
Aww. One hell of a shitty way to go out, Trevor.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Smoak is lucky it didn't barton him.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
I don't understand why you lift Cahill when he just gave up to groundballs.
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury
So Cahill gets a ground out and then a DP ball
and it’s 1st/3rd nobody out. Baseball is a cruel game.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Why take Cahill out?
Weak GB to Kouz followed by a GB to Barton.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
i like the pitching change
"I managed a team that was so bad we considered a 2-0 count on the batter a rally." - Rich Donnelly, minor league manager
ross not going to give up a run, you have heard it here first
"I managed a team that was so bad we considered a 2-0 count on the batter a rally." - Rich Donnelly, minor league manager
Boo-urns to 1st and 3rd, no outs
"Smokey, this be not the foul jungles of the darkest East Orient. This be ninepins. We are bound by laws."
Vlad up, 2 on, no outs
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 5, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
3-1 now
Vlad got a hit
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 5, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Happy little trees!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
Paint them trees!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
Is Ross really a better shot than Cahill here?
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
damn.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
Oh geez...this is NOT good
Kouz, really? Nice playing today.
"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez
Chavy would've had it!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
You beat me to it
Exactly!
"By the end of the year, I'll have Dallas throwing right-handed'' -Ben Sheets
(not ZombieChavy, tho)
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I miss Hannahan.
I liked say his name.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't figure out what that is.
And I can’t collapse it either. :-(
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Is it a pokemon?
It has eyes. And claws. I think.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
chocolate insane skeleton crab?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
My ESPN play-by-play hasn't caught up yet.
What happened?
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
KInsler just went 4-6-3
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 5, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
He's ALWAYS real good about emailing you back, too.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
HUGE DP!!!!
C’mon Ross…one more!
"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez
cahill def. did something for his ERA today
"I managed a team that was so bad we considered a 2-0 count on the batter a rally." - Rich Donnelly, minor league manager
Heh.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
That's gotta be a record
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by thejd44 on May 5, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
By the way, Ken is still the best in the business.
He lets us know that it’s a double play ball before it happens, Vince.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Ross is good, but damn his pitching motion sucks
"I managed a team that was so bad we considered a 2-0 count on the batter a rally." - Rich Donnelly, minor league manager
Ross pitch for less
Now, 1 pitch, two outs!
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
Walked away from the computer. Came back. They have run(z).
What occurred in my absence?
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 5, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions
bad things.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Kouz error
2 hits..another huge DP, nice play by Barton to get out of it.
"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez
BARTON!!!!
"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez
For causing Kouzmanoff to throw badly
Pay attention.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Oh, right.
I’m only listening/Gamedaying so I thought maybe Barton did something bad that I couldn’t see.
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by thejd44 on May 5, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
That is awesome.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
DARIC!
Nice defensive play from our awesome at defense defensive 1Bman.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
What does big spending look like?
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 5, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions
Meg! Use the slide whistle!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
Meg, per Gus, you never do more with less.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Love.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I loved Gus.
Season five kinda sucked. But Gus rocked.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
The Wire
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I know! Gus was an awesome character.
The whole serial killer thing was a little far-fetched. But Gus did rock. And so did that older newspaper editor. I forget his name, but he just had hilarious line after hilarious line.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
the copy editor? He was awesome.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I think so.
The one who had the awesome line about sticking a broom up his ass and sweeping the floor.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Silly Bloomie!
That was when she was scaring us last month about her opponent.
That’s all finished.
Now she’s reassuring us by saying nice things about the bright, Whitman-y future!
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 5, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Grey skies are gonna clear up!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey iglew, Meg Whitman wants to upgrade your computer
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
get rid of the coconuts!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not a computer, it's a museum piece.
And stay away from my coconuts, Bloom.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Barton
Is just a damn good baseball player
Jack "The Must, Just has no Rust, ain't no Bust, after him the ladies Lust, turns pitchers into Dust, likes his pizza with no Crust" Cust
He's a damn good hitter
his defense is still awful, I dont care what mikev says.
I love him as a hitter though. His minor league long term scouting report of “future DH” still stands true though.
-The president of the "Sign Elijah Dukes" fan club.
If you say so, dude.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
OMG Meg Whitman
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
she loves you for your mind.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I know very little about Meg Whitman's politics
But as a NRAF, I am beyond sick of those radio ads.
www.zekeishungry.com
by thejd44 on May 5, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions
agrd.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
NEW THREAD OPEN!
http://www.athleticsnation.com/2010/5/5/1459638/open-thread-game-29-as-vs-rangers-3
"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez
I think we should have Chavez bunt,
strictly to underscore how silly it is to have him at DH.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
He should go up there right handed
With a wiffle bat.
What could go wrong, really?
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by thejd44 on May 5, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Wished he had
He just killed us again.
He needs to retire.
HAY GUYS
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
Awesome is a little overstaed isn't it?
"Life is tough .... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Please DFA Chavez!
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
Wow what a great play by Young
But Smoak couldn’t pick it, and it rolled to the stands, Rosales to third
Hey, like, E-pat hit a homer?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
Powell's terrible!
"Life is tough .... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Replace Chavez as DH???
Certainly, Chavez is not justifying his existence as DH. There are at least 2 alternatives in the current A’s system. Cust could be given another chance to prove his worth in the remainder of the 1st half of the season. If he fails that test, then Carter could be given the opportunity to demonstrate his hitting prowess at the major league level in the 2nd half of the season. Any other suggestions???

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