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Open Thread: Game 51 - A's at Detroit (cont.)

3-0 Tigers after 3.5 innings as Max Scherzer has struck out 9 and is pitching great on his own merit. And no one could be happier about this, apparently, than home plate umpire Wally Bell, whose guide dog even agrees that Bell has no clue where the strike zone ends.

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Screw Sports Illustrated regional covers

by Langerhans4Pres on May 30, 2010 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

tumid

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 30, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

So the strike zone apparently changes for Braden.

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by mikev on May 30, 2010 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

No kidding

Maybe Dallas will be the first tossed for arguing strikes and balls.

by Rancho Canseco on May 30, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, this sucks.

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by Rated-R Superstar on May 30, 2010 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

frick.

Also, Vince is annoying.

by whiteshoes40 on May 30, 2010 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

"Scherzer has been a strike throwing machine"

That’s actually the one thing he hasn’t been.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 30, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

The ump is a strike-calling machine

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on May 30, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

He might have been a burlesque dancer.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 30, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 30, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, exactly

Cahill tomorrow, I’m thinking let’s get what we can out of Braden.

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by Nico on May 30, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Depends how long Braden can go

I’d say Ross/Mazzaro should each pitch today/tomorrow.

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by Nico on May 30, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on the score

If we think it’s out of hand, Ross. If we think we may come back, Mazzaro. Anything in between, Ross.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 30, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well fuck, this game is a wash.

He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!

by OldhamA on May 30, 2010 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

How did you know it had driven me to snort coke?

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by Nico on May 30, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

damnit

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on May 30, 2010 11:14 AM PDT reply actions  

Augh

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 30, 2010 11:14 AM PDT reply actions  

At least its 7 outta 9!!!

Im goin to start this beautiful day right now.. hopefully the A’s come back!

by Socalfan21 on May 30, 2010 11:14 AM PDT reply actions  

I got up for this?

(Oh wait, no I didn’t.)

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 30, 2010 11:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Help me im soooo hungover

the A’s better come back now

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by designatedforassignment on May 30, 2010 11:15 AM PDT reply actions  

bottle of what

it better not be those cherry bombs that i was having last night.

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by designatedforassignment on May 30, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

no I went to the Cat Club's prom

Ive never been to a prom.

I had a bitching 70s liesure tux with ruffled shirt

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by designatedforassignment on May 30, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

couldn't find my bow tie though.

but the vest makes it regardless.

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by designatedforassignment on May 30, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's so fitting

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by mikev on May 30, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know right

my roommate asked me where I stashed travolta after stealing his clothes

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by designatedforassignment on May 30, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

ewww

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by designatedforassignment on May 30, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

So in this case the girls were

only slightly more mature than the boys.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 30, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

no its like four blocks from my house

and the only time im ever at chevy’s is for union meetings…. and then i don’t order food. I live in one of the food mecas of the world im not spending my budget on that.

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by designatedforassignment on May 30, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

You only have one bowtie?

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 30, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes

i have a bazillion regular ties. But generally bow ties make you look like tucker carlson and hes an idiot.

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by designatedforassignment on May 30, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

In my day we would have said George Will.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 30, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah hes also an idiot

he came to my college and gave a speech. Claimed that the only reason why people care about abortion is that it was decided by the courts rather than the legislaure. Bitched about judicial activism and how its terrible. When I asked him if Brown v Board shouldn’t have happened then because that was judicial activism he fell all over his face.

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by designatedforassignment on May 30, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Conservatives have been practicing judicial activism for years

every body like it when their side does it. Its so obnoxious listening to people complain about it. The whole point is that you just need to win elections and pack the court with people that think like you, not bitch about how if you lose elections people that don’t agree with you are going to get to interperate the law. Guess what that the way it goes if more people agreed with you and voted that way you would get to do the same thing. Which is why ive been very meh on Obamas SC picks since what the court really needs in my opinon is the liberal version of Scalia not mild mannered tempered liberals. Bush put very conservative picks on the bench Obama has failed to do the reverse.

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by designatedforassignment on May 30, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK, cut it out now DFA.

You step over the line on political topics way too often. Usually I can resist because I don’t give a shit about the petty partisan garbage, but this is a real issue, and it pisses me off to hear you make facile arguments that call out for rebuttal.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 30, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought I cut most of the politics out

I hate when both side complain about judicial activism.

Im not sure which part of my assesment of the justices you disagree with or is political

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by designatedforassignment on May 30, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

The entire conversation is political.

Just let it go.

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by mikev on May 30, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just wanted to know a specific objection

which i got below.

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by designatedforassignment on May 30, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

You are right, judicial activism is a myth

deciding cases politically is not.

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on May 30, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you asked me that question

I would tell you that Brown was wrongly decided in spite of having a good result, and the many ways in which the legal precedent has come back to bite us illustrates why pursuing a political goal by judicial means is a choice that shouldn’t be taken lightly.

(But only if you asked me that at a forum other than AN.)

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 30, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

And I'd call you a moran who's gayer than Caribbean slop

(But only if you asked me that at a forum other than AN.)

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 30, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

and we know how gay Caribbean slop is!

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by designatedforassignment on May 30, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've fooled around with it from time to time, and yes.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 30, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

are you not a believer in a right to privacy either?

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by designatedforassignment on May 30, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

he didn't say that.

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on May 30, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know he didn't

It was a legitimate question to gauge his view on the constitution.

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by designatedforassignment on May 30, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

no its not, its a strawman

but we should stop

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on May 30, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

its more about giving me an idea of how strictly iglew interperates the constitution

i agree with the right to privacy even though I think they botched the agrument for it

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by designatedforassignment on May 30, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is promising.

I think we have the beginnings of a consensus here.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 30, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your problem is you judge a judge a

person’s view on the Constitution based on what the political results of it are. Yes, I know, you’re going to say that’s just how the game is played and you have to be realistic, but that’s exactly what I disagree with. That attitude is poisonous and it’s what’s wrong with the court today. I like Obama’s view of constitutional law a lot more than I like yours. It’s one of the main reasons I liked him in the primary.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 30, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think thats true of my views

I like judges that interperate the constitution in a similar fashion to me. The best supreme court justice IMO is DFA :-) I think those arguments have to be based on an evolving interpretation of the text rather than politics. My argument is that people shouldn’t complain about decisions they don’t like they should work to put “better” people on the court. I think Citizens United was possibly one of the worst decisions since ive been a live, but guess what I was unsuccessful at beating Bush so I just have to accept that people are going to make decisions I hate. That was my point.

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by designatedforassignment on May 30, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry I jumped to conclusions about you.

Maybe we’re not so far apart after all. You set off some alarms there with your little George Will speech. Will is something of a stooge, but he’s not an idiot. The fact that he couldn’t give a pat answer to a smart teenager out to “gotcha” him doesn’t mean he doesn’t have a coherent position.

My favorite Justice in recent times was David Souter. You’d probably be OK with that, but you’ll froth at the mouth if I tell you who my favorite Justice from the 1960 was. (Hint: he was from Alabama.)

We need to drop this now. There have been many occasions when you’ve started a CGV discussion and gotten away with having the last word. Let me have it this one time.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 30, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol thats fair

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by designatedforassignment on May 30, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not a question of whether one believes in it.

It is surely problematic.

I agree with Potter Stewart’s dissent in Griswold. I can understand why he went along with Roe, but it certainly caused problems. We’re stuck with it now, though.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 30, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is he going for the "unperfect game"?

That’s where you face 27 batters and don’t retire any of them.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 30, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's a complete game.

Lots of pickoffs.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 30, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

27 on, 27 out?

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 30, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

We need more games like that!

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 30, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

But did he remember it?

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 30, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just what we need.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 30, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

uggggggg jesus this makes my head hurt

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by designatedforassignment on May 30, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

not really

Omar DJs there and he is the cities best DJ so ill take a gander over there. Im more a Beauty Bar/ Popscene/ Rickshaw/Elbo Room/ DNA Lounge guy myself

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by designatedforassignment on May 30, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

well im at popscene every thursday and every friday im usually at beauty bar

Ive got shaggy sandy hair, glasses, and a beard so if you see me come say hi.

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by designatedforassignment on May 30, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Braden strikes again with the pickoff

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on May 30, 2010 11:16 AM PDT reply actions  

PICKOFF

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 30, 2010 11:16 AM PDT reply actions  

Woo!

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by mikev on May 30, 2010 11:16 AM PDT reply actions  

Well at least we're consistent.

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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 30, 2010 11:18 AM PDT reply actions  

Finally, no runz this inning

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on May 30, 2010 11:18 AM PDT reply actions  

er...no

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on May 30, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

To give Dallas some credit...

he’s shut them down in every single inning after they’ve scored their run.

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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 30, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol, oops

I had put that out of mind

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by cuppingmaster on May 30, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

need some more doinkers

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on May 30, 2010 11:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Powell single!

He has 1.000 OPS today – I say DFA Suzuki!

by elcroata on May 30, 2010 11:21 AM PDT reply actions  

or just trade him for a boatload of specs

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by designatedforassignment on May 30, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yay, Landon!

Don’t leave him stranded, guys. That’s not a nice thing to do.

by whiteshoes40 on May 30, 2010 11:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Boy or girl....are is he planning to be surprised?

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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 30, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

ooops: "or"

(stupid preview button not being used!)

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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 30, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

well played

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by designatedforassignment on May 30, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder what Jake Fox thinks of Michigan football.

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by Rated-R Superstar on May 30, 2010 11:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Fun Max Sherzer fact: he's heterochromic

His right eye is blue and his left one is brown.

(Thanks, Wikipedia!)

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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 30, 2010 11:21 AM PDT reply actions  

this is why I love AN

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by iglew on May 30, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

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by Rated-R Superstar on May 30, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

thats hot

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by designatedforassignment on May 30, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Her left eye,

the blue one, smolders with mystery, like a sultry tigress’s. The brown eye is the watchful one, rich and warm like a rustic oak finish, the perfect color to seduce someone with a stare.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 30, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just noticed that on his gameday photo

but I figured it was a mistake or something. That’s cool, though. I’ve only seen that in cats.

by whiteshoes40 on May 30, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

well no wonder we can't hit him
His right eye, the blue one, gleams with energy, like a hungry wolf’s. The brown eye is the watchful one, deep and refined like a walnut finish, the perfect color to unnerve someone with a stare.

by stormtown on May 30, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

That reads like a cheesy dime novel.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 30, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

which is why i love it

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by designatedforassignment on May 30, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the beginning wasn't very good

I was amused at the part about them being able to tell which drawings in the classroom were his because he always drew them with two different eye colors.

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by Flashfire on May 30, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

thats the shit

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by designatedforassignment on May 30, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

i love it when the slow guys get leadoff singles

so heart warming

Screw Sports Illustrated regional covers

by Langerhans4Pres on May 30, 2010 11:21 AM PDT reply actions  

we've only put the ball in play 5 times today

That’s pathetic

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by cuppingmaster on May 30, 2010 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

YES! TAKE WALLY BELL OUT!

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by mikev on May 30, 2010 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

Payback.

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by OldhamA on May 30, 2010 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

But not hard enough

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by Englishmajor on May 30, 2010 11:23 AM PDT reply actions  

keep scratching

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 30, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

damnit, Penny

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on May 30, 2010 11:23 AM PDT reply actions  

Sigh, Cliff and the high fastball.

He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!

by OldhamA on May 30, 2010 11:23 AM PDT reply actions  

What. The Fuck.

Pennington is like Crosby with a better arm and some speed.

by Rancho Canseco on May 30, 2010 11:23 AM PDT reply actions  

Rosales should be in there for Pennington right now

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by cuppingmaster on May 30, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

I wonder why he was swinging at a ball way outside the strike zone!

Any ideas?

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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 30, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

cause Bell would have called it a strike?

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by mikev on May 30, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you mean Rajai

That’s just something he likes to do

by elcroata on May 30, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

How this team goes from great to atrocious in the span of 15 hours.

SO MANIC, FUCK.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 30, 2010 11:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Wally Bell isn't helping

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on May 30, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sort of

The A’s would still be getting beat bad, just maybe 4-1 on a scratched out run.

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by Nico on May 30, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably, but not with the 12 K's

I don’t think we can underestimate how much players pick up on a wide zone and swing to protect

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by cuppingmaster on May 30, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's dealing.

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by Nico on May 30, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

He is, just not 12 K's dealing

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by cuppingmaster on May 30, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's getting help

but nobody can touch his fastball today anyway.

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by mikev on May 30, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

And his changeup is outstanding

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by Nico on May 30, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

3-1. Inge should have been called out on strikes.

If Bell was calling the zone the same for both pitchers, I mean.

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by mikev on May 30, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Powell will be running?

How can they tell?

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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 30, 2010 11:27 AM PDT reply actions  

One section will be moving

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by Nico on May 30, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Time for me to hit the road

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by Englishmajor on May 30, 2010 11:28 AM PDT reply actions  

That is on Daric

It was close and he looked at it.

by Trainman on May 30, 2010 11:29 AM PDT reply actions  

So, um...

Gameday’s strike zone calibration is about 6 to 12 inches off showing that last pitch weeeelllll inside the strike zone.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 30, 2010 11:30 AM PDT reply actions  

The A's are striking out at a 70%+ pace.

Kouz is the only batter w/o a strikeout at this point. Strange days.

by Rancho Canseco on May 30, 2010 11:31 AM PDT reply actions  

Of course, Davis has two walks.

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by Rated-R Superstar on May 30, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cause he swung at the first pitch

as some of the others should have given the circumstances.

by Trainman on May 30, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, this is more "A's living right" in a way

Scherzer would beat the A’s — or anyone — and Braden is pitching poorly. Fortunately they happen the same day. Had Scherzer started Friday, the A’s lose that one and then Galarraga probably beats Braden today.

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by Nico on May 30, 2010 11:31 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah I've given up on it.

He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!

by OldhamA on May 30, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shorter summary:

Someone’s really on his game and it’s not the ump.

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by Nico on May 30, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not as convinced

Yeah, he’s settled in, but with a truer zone, his early struggles, who knows where it goes.

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by DMOAS on May 30, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I haven't seen the first two innings

But from the third on, there was nothing really different with the strike zone between A’s and Tigers

by elcroata on May 30, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's been wider against the A's

But the A’s are swinging at pitches they normal don’t as a result.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 30, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

"It's been wider against the A's"

In the first two innings? OK, can’t say anything about that, thanks to MLB.tv

by elcroata on May 30, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

There have been a handful of close pitchers in the past few innings

that Braden didn’t get the call on. Those were strikes against the A’s, including at least one of those to Cust just now.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 30, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

hey, finally got a wide strike

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by cuppingmaster on May 30, 2010 11:35 AM PDT reply actions  

There's the Bell strikezone working for us!

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by mikev on May 30, 2010 11:36 AM PDT reply actions  

"Computer readouts" ken?

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by Future Ed on May 30, 2010 11:36 AM PDT reply actions  

Shutdown inning for Braden

Now it’s time to win the second half of the game.

by RLangford on May 30, 2010 11:37 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm so glad that Geren hasn't made any indication of thinking about pulling Braden.

Given how this game is going, it’s really important that we get as much out of him as we can.

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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 30, 2010 11:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Yep. Once again, managing pitchers well.

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by Nico on May 30, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

"Ask not for whom the Bell tolls.

Clearly Detroit."

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by Nico on May 30, 2010 11:38 AM PDT reply actions  

seriously

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by cuppingmaster on May 30, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

here comes 14...

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by cuppingmaster on May 30, 2010 11:40 AM PDT reply actions  

He could break the K record,

if the Tigers don’t care about his arm.

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by Nico on May 30, 2010 11:41 AM PDT reply actions  

yeah no way they let him go to 150 pitches

right?

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by cuppingmaster on May 30, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Livan Scherzer

Screw Sports Illustrated regional covers

by Langerhans4Pres on May 30, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can rarely tell them apart

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by Nico on May 30, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

And trip over the foul line when he's done

He’s that good, he could be the first to ever trip on a painted line

by Trainman on May 30, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

and break his leg.

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by Nico on May 30, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

NO

He would be really unlucky there

by Trainman on May 30, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit what is this.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 30, 2010 11:43 AM PDT reply actions  

The Curly Joe Clinic in Southern California?

Couldn’t afford the Curly or Shemp Clinics?

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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 30, 2010 11:43 AM PDT reply actions  

Is Scherzer up from AAA or from the DL today?

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by cuppingmaster on May 30, 2010 11:43 AM PDT reply actions  

AAA

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by Nico on May 30, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

but we all knew he was good

another bad Arizona trade

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by Future Ed on May 30, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah that one was a head scratcher at best

the Haren trade made sense at the time.

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by designatedforassignment on May 30, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

AAA with Dontrelle's DFA

Screw Sports Illustrated regional covers

by Langerhans4Pres on May 30, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know if we somehow came back and won this...

…I’d be happy to let him have the strickout record.

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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 30, 2010 11:43 AM PDT reply actions  

Fuck, I'll take Zumaya at this point

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by cuppingmaster on May 30, 2010 11:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Bell totally wanted to call that a strike.

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by mikev on May 30, 2010 11:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Leyland's flinching in the dugout

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by cuppingmaster on May 30, 2010 11:46 AM PDT reply actions  

heh

needs some nicorette

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by cuppingmaster on May 30, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

"Your Blogfather: Putting The 'Nico' In 'Nicotine'"

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by Nico on May 30, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Check out the ANcillary terms link on the front page...

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by Nico on May 30, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

again, right in the back

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by cuppingmaster on May 30, 2010 11:46 AM PDT reply actions  

That's pretty much our chance to compete today.

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by Nico on May 30, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good move

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by Nico on May 30, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

SCHERZER'S OUT LET'S GO rALLY?

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 30, 2010 11:47 AM PDT reply actions  

Gross, go deep

and we have us a ballgame. The Joker can keep his K record for all I care

by elcroata on May 30, 2010 11:47 AM PDT reply actions  

What' the single game strikeout record?

Because with Zumaya coming in, we’re probably going to threaten it.

by RLangford on May 30, 2010 11:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Individual: 20

Is that also the combined record?

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by Nico on May 30, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

14 Ks out of 17 total outs?

That’s incredible. Wow.

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by louismg on May 30, 2010 11:49 AM PDT reply actions  

Here we go, Trucker vs. Fox

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by cuppingmaster on May 30, 2010 11:49 AM PDT reply actions  

Good use of Fox here

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by Nico on May 30, 2010 11:49 AM PDT reply actions  

gross could K just as easily.

and is good at defense.

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by mikev on May 30, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would have went with Fox instead of Gross in that situation. Gross is truly terrible against left-handed pitching.

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by Rated-R Superstar on May 30, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fox is terrible against left AND right handed pitching.

But, at least our outfield defense just got way worse.

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by mikev on May 30, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jake’s OBP is 114 points higher than Gabe’s against left-handed pitching.

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by Rated-R Superstar on May 30, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, yes

Jake Fox, the horrible one.

Surprise us.

by RLangford on May 30, 2010 11:50 AM PDT reply actions  

Well, that was uneventful

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by cuppingmaster on May 30, 2010 11:51 AM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 30, 2010 11:51 AM PDT reply actions  

A strikeout -- how resourceful!

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by Nico on May 30, 2010 11:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Jake Fox could strike out 15 times

All by himself.

I vote that the worst at bat of the season.

by RLangford on May 30, 2010 11:51 AM PDT reply actions  

anybody famous die today?

Screw Sports Illustrated regional covers

by Langerhans4Pres on May 30, 2010 11:51 AM PDT reply actions  

So do the A's hitters!

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by Nico on May 30, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

No. The A's lineup isn't famous.

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by Nico on May 30, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

this shit is so horrible I'm cringing.

someone hug me.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 30, 2010 11:51 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm pretending Scherzer is Halladay

it makes me feel better

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by cuppingmaster on May 30, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I could do that...

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 30, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought I was nauseous seeing the A's 15th K

Then a Meg Whitman commercial came on.

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by Nico on May 30, 2010 11:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Now THAT I'd laugh at.

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by Nico on May 30, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then we get to hear about Jerry Brown. Hurray!

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by iglew on May 30, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

20m cash on hand WOOT WOOT

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by designatedforassignment on May 30, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

there is a labor group that is going to hit her immediately after the primary

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by designatedforassignment on May 30, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes!!

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by cuppingmaster on May 30, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wish

I truly think shes a horrible human being.

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by designatedforassignment on May 30, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I've never seen her hair.

Just radio for us NRAFs.

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by iglew on May 30, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

bad hair, way too much foundation

not that I should judge politicians on their appearance but I keep wondering why they can’t fix it.

by stormtown on May 30, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

<checks Google images for Meg>

Hmm, she looks kind of like Paul Maguire without the mustache.

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by iglew on May 30, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

no its impossible to be a good politician without good politicians hair.

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by designatedforassignment on May 30, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. Same thing for operatic baritones.

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by iglew on May 30, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah thats just not true

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by designatedforassignment on May 30, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, what's going on in the game, folks?

Are we still losing?

I got sidetracked by a discussion on constitutional law.

(On the plus side, I’m awake now….)

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by iglew on May 30, 2010 11:52 AM PDT reply actions  

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING JOKING.

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by mikev on May 30, 2010 11:53 AM PDT reply actions  

blah

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 30, 2010 11:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Only 5-0?

So we didn’t give one up in the 5th?

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by iglew on May 30, 2010 11:54 AM PDT reply actions  

You'd think that as much as the Tigers have jumped on the first pitch all game,

Braden/Powell would have adjusted.

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by Nico on May 30, 2010 11:54 AM PDT reply actions  

well, let Braden air this out

no sense wasting anyone else. You guys think he’s still favoring his ankle?

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by cuppingmaster on May 30, 2010 11:54 AM PDT reply actions  

the chances of us coming back in this game

against their bullpen, is exceedingly low

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by cuppingmaster on May 30, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's amazing that Inge's swing is SO slow

but he manages to be affective.

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by mikev on May 30, 2010 11:55 AM PDT reply actions  

See, now this is a mistake

This one’s more or less out of hand and they could be warming up Ross. Instead it’s Mazzaro.

Unless they think Ross is a better option after Cahill tomorrow.

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by Flashfire on May 30, 2010 11:55 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I thought even VC said Ross was in the pen

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by cuppingmaster on May 30, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

They corrected it to Mazzaro

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by Nico on May 30, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

easy to confuse

Mazzaro is also 6’6"

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by Future Ed on May 30, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with that

Ross has been pretty off of late so he should be in here.

by Trainman on May 30, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair

Scherzer minor league numbers were much better than Masterson’s

by elcroata on May 30, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh I know, I think he'll be good

seems like the Tigers always have these strikeout/wildness types.

by stormtown on May 30, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dallas' control is so shaky today.

His pitches are everywhere on gameday, ugh.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 30, 2010 11:58 AM PDT reply actions  

My computer has spyware? And its slow???

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by cuppingmaster on May 30, 2010 11:58 AM PDT reply actions  

Phil Coke has a horrible mustache.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 30, 2010 12:02 PM PDT reply actions  

never speak of that again.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 30, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it white and powdery?

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by Nico on May 30, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phil Coke

is ruining this game. The one interesting thing was the strikeout record.

by RLangford on May 30, 2010 12:02 PM PDT reply actions  

joestiglich
  
#Athletics are at 15 strikeouts. Last time they whiffed 15 times was June 29, 2006 vs. SD. 3 minutes ago via web

Hey, 2006 was a good year!

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by Rated-R Superstar on May 30, 2010 12:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh, even Cabrera's making plays. You know it's not your day when that happens.

He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!

by OldhamA on May 30, 2010 12:03 PM PDT reply actions  

On the positive side, Davis has been on base twice today.

He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!

by OldhamA on May 30, 2010 12:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Aaaaand Barton just jacked one.

He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!

by OldhamA on May 30, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Runs!

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on May 30, 2010 12:05 PM PDT reply actions  

DALE POWER OMG

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 30, 2010 12:05 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOP BOOP

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by mikev on May 30, 2010 12:05 PM PDT reply actions  

wooo!

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on May 30, 2010 12:05 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY TIEM

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 30, 2010 12:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay. Run(z)

The rally is on.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 30, 2010 12:05 PM PDT reply actions  

yay!!!!!!!!!! no shutout!!!

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 30, 2010 12:05 PM PDT reply actions  

He admired it

That was awesome

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on May 30, 2010 12:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha ha, he even had a little arrogant bat flip in there.

He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!

by OldhamA on May 30, 2010 12:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Napoli playing 1st for the slegnA

Not sure if this is good or bad

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on May 30, 2010 12:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep.

He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!

by OldhamA on May 30, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. he's playing 1st for morales w/ that other guy catching i think.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 30, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

a lot of catchers play 1st every once in awhile

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on May 30, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

hes a good hitter

and is wasted by Scocia

He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev

by designatedforassignment on May 30, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEW THREAD OPEN

Here

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 30, 2010 12:07 PM PDT reply actions  

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