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DLD 5/24/10 I just wanted to get this link in


It is a busy day for me, but I wanted to get a link posted, so I will create a makeshift DLD.

 

Who said the A's can't draft?

 

Who've been the best drafters of the decade?

A's, D-backs, Red Sox, Nats and Phils have fared well

 

Kubota's point about quick-to-the-big-leauges drafting limiting the number of impact players seems to have some validity. For much of the decade, the A's have been a very college-heavy team in the Draft. As a result, they've gotten many players up to the Majors but have just the three Rookies of the Year, one All-Star (Bailey) and one Silver Slugger (Andre Ethier, with the Dodgers) from the 10 years of drafting. There also is some pragmatism that comes into play.

 

 

 

Oh yeah, the A's swept some team in Orange and Black

 

 

The Giants moved Andres Torres into the leadoff spot and dropped Aaron Rowand to No. 6 on Sunday in hopes of breathing life into a sputtering offense. Then they were shut out for the second consecutive time, 3-0, and swept by the A's in the three-game series at the Coliseum.


Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/05/23/SPID1DJDEB.DTL#ixzz0osM6P0QJ

 

 

 

 

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You beat me to the link dump.

Here’s my uncompleted DLD for the day, featuring Brad Pitt.

Twitter, as always, is very informative. Apparently Brad Pitt himself was at our very own Oakland Coliseum today, according to Ziggy, who reported on his encounter in a series of tweets:

Stopped by the field this morning to workout before the flight to Baltimore…went into the locker room & ran into the celebrity rumored……to be playing the role of our GM, Billy Beane, in the upcoming Moneyball movie…fellow Springfield, MO native Brad Pitt
    And, yes, I added his autograph to my ever-growing collection… (no photos, tho…)

Brett Anderson, the most interesting Twitterer EVER, chimes in:

pretty jealous ziegler got to meet brad pitt

So, feel free to speculate about Brad Pitt showing up at the Coliseum. I wonder if Billy thinks Pitt is handsome enough to play him in the movie…

Speaking of Twitter, it seems we are going to be Slusser-less for the next week-plus.

susanslusser
      
    A note to Chronicle readers: Scott Ostler will be handling the #Athletics the next 11 days, but I’ll try to provide news here when possible.
I’m off the next two #Athletics road trips because I was going to help with Sharks playoff coverage. So that….didn’t work out so well.

Say it ain’t so, SuSlu!

…..the links don’t work anymore, but they’re just Twitter links so I think you can figure it out.

by whiteshoes40 on May 24, 2010 12:24 PM PDT reply actions  

pretty jealous ziegler got to meet brad pitt

AHAHAHAHAHA.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 24, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

BrettAnderson49 oh yeah, it’s Monday

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

BrettAnderson49 So what’s everyone doing today? 30 minutes ago
BrettAnderson49 Oh shit, I’m supposed to be flying to Baltimore today. 10 minutes ago
BrettAnderson49 Missed my flight. 5 minutes ago
BrettAnderson49 So what’s everyone doing today? 2 minutes ago

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That's actually funny.

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by mikev on May 24, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

BrettAnderson49 lol airport security didnt believe i was a baseball player i had to check in my bag 2 minutes ago via web
BrettAnderson49 auntie annes pretzels are good anyone want some? kinda full 1 minute ago via web

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 24, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't find any of this stuff on his twitter

When I look the last post was about ziegler meeting brad pitt…

AN: Where you will be an A's fan or Dallas Braden will show you the repercussions of your actions.

by stranahanahan on May 24, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL.

Rec’d for cuteness.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think i'm just a little slow :)

AN: Where you will be an A's fan or Dallas Braden will show you the repercussions of your actions.

by stranahanahan on May 24, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a running joke on AN about how boring BA's tweets are.

So we just make up really boring ones.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you'd assume that the joke would quickly get out of hand and fly into ridiculousness

but BA’s tweets are that freaking boring. We’re only exaggerating by a teeny bit.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 24, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love them.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

I know, I follow his.
I just thought those we’re actually his, because they were that believable

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by stranahanahan on May 24, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're just that good.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you expect?

it’s twitter.

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by mikev on May 24, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I expect a little more than
anyone bored?

Twitter has its uses. This isn’t one of them.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 24, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Anderson's tweets.

He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!

by OldhamA on May 24, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

its got to be performance art

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on May 24, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he's in on the joke.

He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!

by OldhamA on May 24, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm positive he isn't.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twitter for me is super useful.

BA is not useful. As a Tweeter.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

His tweets above replacement is negative

He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev

by designatedforassignment on May 24, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

TwAR?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev

by designatedforassignment on May 24, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I expect numbers to back up your claim.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

For what it's worth, Anderson missing a flight and having to fly by himself would be a news story

In an effort to be funny-boring, it was actually funny-fake newsworthy.

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by thejd44 on May 24, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

BA is a funny dude. Not sure if he means to be though…

"I thought it was going in," Warriors center Chris Hunter said. "It looked like the invisible man tipped it away at the last second."

by kenntoe on May 24, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

nm jokes on me.

"I thought it was going in," Warriors center Chris Hunter said. "It looked like the invisible man tipped it away at the last second."

by kenntoe on May 24, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh.

Another!

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 24, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

This is totally like the “foul ball” play back in junior league (13 year olds). In one season we were able to convince 7 people (one twice) to fall for the following:

Runner steals second. Pitch goes to the backstop and no throw. Ball goes back to the pitcher. Shortstop, Second base or center fielder tells the runner “Foul ball”. Runner shrugs and returns to first. Ball gets thrown to the first baseman and he’s tagged out.

And yes, after the 3rd or 4th time, our manager was pissed. First time was a joke. Second time was just for kicks. The rest (including the one guy who fell for it twice) were just part of the “on-going” joke of “no one would be dumb enough to fall for this.” I think at least 5 different players actually got the runner to fall for it. Outs each time.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did that in high school

except the pitcher threw back to me.

Got spiked on the next double play.

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on May 24, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well...

if you’re dumb enough to fall for it, no real reason to take it out on someone else.

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by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I gotta say I would have been pissed as a player

That’s the kind of bush league stuff you expect from someone like ARod. If you’re running you don’t look up at the ball, especially if you’re stealing. And if the 2b or SS says it, I like to think they’re just being nice. You pull that kind of shit, you better believe I’ll find a way to get you back.

"Loyal? I'm the most loyal player money can buy." - Don Sutton

by vignette17 on May 25, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

What a load of crap

You need to keep your head in the game. This isn’t like yelling to get someone to drop the ball or slapping someone’s glove. This is a 13 year old kid joking around and another who fell for it. But even in the pros, please, if you’re not paying attention and listening to the umps and your coaches, you deserve to fall for it.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 25, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well its on the coaches

we were all 15. No one was paying attention, so I told the guy, foul ball go back, and he did. SO they came in spikes up, that was more dickish because it assault and it actually drew blood.

But in the end I just thought it was funny. Like most things in my life.

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on May 25, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 25, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your couch won't yell foul ball and only the home plate ump will make a sign for a foul ball

The only way to know would be to ask the second base ump who’s already setting up for the next play.

As a 13 year old, sure, that’s fine (although as a competitive person, I would have gotten payback), but professional? These guys are professionals. Play classy and don’t lie to the opponent’s face when it’s uncalled for.

"Loyal? I'm the most loyal player money can buy." - Don Sutton

by vignette17 on May 25, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your coach won't yell either

"Loyal? I'm the most loyal player money can buy." - Don Sutton

by vignette17 on May 25, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

your coach should be paying attention

to the game. The player should be asking his coach, not the opposition what is going on.

I don’t see anything wrong with it as a 13 year old or as a MLB player. you have to be paying attention. Dekeing the runner is worse because he might get injured sliding, but MLB players do it all the time.

I am failing to see the problem.

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on May 25, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Every ump on the field signals foul ball

If they aren’t, they’re not doing their job. And no, if you get up at second and don’t immediately look for the ball, you’re not paying attention. In every single case, had they just done that one thing, they’d also be able to see and hear the ump make a call. Each time everyone but those involved stopped paying attention and we’d have to make note of the out to the ump. Besides, as a player after sliding into second you call for time. Once they do that, they can’t be caught off base.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 25, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

My question is this . . .

Did the catcher purposefully let the ball go to the backstop to make it look like a foul ball so as to set up the above shenanigans? If so, that’s some weak-ass baseball to think it was better to try to deek the runner than throw him out. If not, than your catcher and/or pitchers must have sucked pretty bad to have the ball go to the backstop often enough for that trick to work five times in a season.

by humdinger on May 25, 2010 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

It was never, ever a “planned” play. It just happened on the rare pitch that someone was running and a wild pitch was thrown. Even telling the runner it was a foul ball was never intended for more than anything but a laugh. No one ever actually thought they’d get up and head back to first. But 7+ wild pitches/pass balls in a season for 13 year olds, pretty much 5 or 6 of those happen a game at least, even with good pitchers/catchers.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 25, 2010 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, no kidding

5 a game seems reasonable. Most backstops I played with were really close too.

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on May 25, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

Same here. Though we did play on one field that was pretty much a guarantee run home if it got by the catcher with a guy on third. That was fun.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 25, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

mine was a ball in the dirt

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on May 25, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm disappointed there's not a Brad Pitt montage that came with this comment/pseudo-DLD.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was a work in progress.

There may have been photos included if I had finished it in time.

by whiteshoes40 on May 24, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

awwwwwww.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for linking this. I spent the last twenty minutes laughing!

A Ballade [for the Angels Fan], by Eustache Deschamps: "We are cowardly, ill-formed and weak / Aged, envious and evil-spoken. / I see only fools and sots / Truly the end is nigh / All goes ill."

by paris7 on May 24, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously.

ESPN happened to be on when I went home at lunch and I saw this. I haven’t laughed out loud at TV in a long time.

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by mikev on May 24, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

"This video contains content from ESPN, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds."

Right that’s it then. The straw that broke the camel’s back. Pull our lads out of Iraq and Afghanistan, let the bloody Yanks go at it on their own!

He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!

by OldhamA on May 24, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LMAO

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by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

USA USA USA!

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by thejd44 on May 24, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

BBC blocks all kinds of radio stuff outside the UK

and Skysports and BBC won’t let us see football highlights on the web, either. Seems to be some kind of sports highlight trade war or something.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 24, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I shoulda known Uni Watch would help me and Shoes out in our fight against black alts.

Your Oakland Athletics garnered the most Uni Watch reader votes (2.264) for “no business wearing this” (ie black tops)

Quite frankly, I’m surprised that the A’s were such clear "winners," as I figured for sure the Mets would give them a run for their money. Sadly, the Mets can’t even win such an ignominious honor of "most egregious users of BFBS. [black for black’s sake]. Although, the A’s really have no business wearing black, and their transgressions are even more magnified when you consider they’ve been green and gold for more than 40 years. Something about this doesn’t seem right.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 12:44 PM PDT reply actions  

So wrong.

He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!

by OldhamA on May 24, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is... awesome.

I really need to read UniWatch more often.

Now I hope someone on the A’s takes notice. Because really, they have no business wearing those black alts. They should replace them with ‘70s throwbacks—the gold with the green A’s logo—permanently. We need some more gold with the green, for sure.

by whiteshoes40 on May 24, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. It's a go-to.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ones that make me want to puke?

He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!

by OldhamA on May 24, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUDE.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 24, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, gold is not a good main colour.

It simply doesn’t work.

He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!

by OldhamA on May 24, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not ALL the time, I agree.

Once in a while? Kick ass.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

But I’d love more green on our gold unis. Great base, but you add a lot more green to it and it makes it a better “more regular” jersey.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. This is my least favorite thing about the A's/A's fans

The A’s are NOT green and gold. They’re green and yellow. The St. Louis Rams wear gold. These colors are not the same, people. (The Green Bay Packers wear yellow, too)

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by thejd44 on May 24, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

But who cares? It’s much more alliteration friendly.

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by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Colorwise, "gold" means yellow.

It’s just a way of saying it that has royal connotations rather than cowardly ones. Everyone knows it’s really yellow.

To complain otherwise is like complaining that “black” people aren’t really colored black. Well, no, of course they aren’t, but we all know what the word means.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 25, 2010 2:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's Fort Knox Gold and Forest Green.

Or it was last time I read up on that stuff.

He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!

by OldhamA on May 25, 2010 2:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's like at Bed Bath & Beyond.

There’s no such thing as “light brown” or “off white”. It’s all eggshell, oatmeal, and ecru.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 25, 2010 2:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

For us from the 60s & 70s

Kelly Green and California Gold (or so CFin used to tell us).

by samljm on May 25, 2010 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

They changed from Kelly Green to Forest Gold a while ago.

That Kelly Green is a sickly colour.

He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!

by OldhamA on May 25, 2010 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love the kelly green.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 25, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is your least favorite thing

about the A’s and the fans? I could think of a few things that may trump that.

by humdinger on May 25, 2010 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

YES LOVE THE 70S UNIS SOOOOOO MUCH

He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev

by designatedforassignment on May 24, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just checked it the other day.

I think it’s 6-2. Wins from Duke and Gio, losses from Cahill and Gio.

by whiteshoes40 on May 24, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, THIS though is NOT helping our cause.

need more data. SSS.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

srsly.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

(confirmation bias!)

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 24, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you're gathering data to support a cause,

you’re doing it wrong.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 24, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, we're just gathering data.

We’re serious about this “stats” stuff.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The "cause" is knowing how well they do in each jersey

And by doing so, knowing which jersey they should wear.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. Though we have our biases,

we want to look at the actual data to see if it confirms them. It doesn’t mean we’ll LIKE the answer any better.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right. HMPH.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

In other words, science.

Everybody hear is a bona fide scientist.

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by thejd44 on May 24, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not

I’m a complete fraud.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

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by mikev on May 24, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that just this year?

I’m thinking the historical W/L, since whenever they started wearing them…

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on May 24, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well we just started our little experiment.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. Yeah, that's just this year.

We haven’t started on past years… yet.

by whiteshoes40 on May 24, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

If uni-watch doesn't have it

What the fuck is it there for?

"Not in your wildest alcoholic nightmare would you ever imagine such events unfolding!" Bill King

by Buck Turgidson on May 24, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He posts MLB stats for uniforms that fans from each team keep

Every few weeks. Last year there was one or two people keeping the a’s stats. So they are there in past articles.

by Athletix Man on May 24, 2010 1:40 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

WE DO.

Fashion Stats by pam and WS!

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, Paul Lukas would probably enjoy your fashion stats.

Send them to him at the end of the year.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 24, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Link to a little ditty about the black unis I composed

on a game thread 2 years ago…

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 24, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love you lots.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aww, you're the best, pam!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 24, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You too, 'shoes!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 24, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Shoes"?

I really need to start patenting my nicknames. Not that “Shoes” is anywhere near original, but damn that caught on quick. I didn’t even get to enjoy it.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 24, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Public domain, dude.

BTW, you may want to change your password on your FB account. Looks like somebody’s been hacked.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

simone, ese. Moi aussi.

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by Leopold Bloom on May 24, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure

simone = Simone de Beauvoir, the world’s premiere existential feminist and some-time girlfriend of Jean-Paul Sartre.

ese = east-by-southeast. The direction you travel to get from Frankfurt to Vienna

Moi = Danial arap Moi, former president of Kenya

aussi = a person from Australia, also spelled “Aussie”

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by iglew on May 24, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Um, try running this translation of "simon, ese" by a bona fide cholo

He’ll beg to differ. A Spanglish dictionary might come in handy here.

by Ray of Lite on May 24, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW I know iglew's joking.

I just would hate for an existentialist to come to Nothing/non-existence over linguistic trivia.

by Ray of Lite on May 24, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Christ, what an aussi moi

A B -3X = Swedish girls like chocolate @('.')@

by monkeyball on May 24, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now 67M's FB account is gone.

But I took a picture for you this weekend!!!

100_1256

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on May 24, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Across the street, there's an identical bakery with evil eyebrows and a goatee.

It’s quite dashing, actually.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 24, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

double sigh.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhh yeah.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still haven't seen it.

I’ve heard good things, though.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 24, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its kind of disturbing,

yet witty, endearing, and funny, all at the same time.

Over the top, for sure. But I liked it.

by lynnzgal on May 24, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

dashing

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on May 24, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love.

Perhaps the best combination of words ever. Until there’s a Marquez beer, I suppose.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 25, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, sort of.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 25, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

I have a Coke can I picked up in Mexico during the last World Cup that featured certain players’ jerseys. Have the Marquez one, naturally.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 25, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems pretty obvious

Fail for creative points.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hate the black uniforms soooo much

we really need to talk to GIO and Duke if he ever comes back.

He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev

by designatedforassignment on May 24, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to report that for the first time in a month

there is no blinking message light on my phone.

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on May 24, 2010 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

try plugging it back in

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by mikev on May 24, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck

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by Future Ed on May 24, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

A B -3X = Swedish girls like chocolate @('.')@

by monkeyball on May 24, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

< blinks >

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 24, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

my gmail inbox is under 100.

so proud of myself.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

They took away the blinking light on my phone

I have absolutely no idea if I have any messages now, so I assume I have none until someone tells me otherwise…..

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on May 24, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm imagining that your phone has a gaping hole

where your message light used to be. Covered in electrical tape maybe.

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by cuppingmaster on May 24, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

A DLD that is only about baseball.....is that legal?

Oh and put me on the list as someone who doesn’t like the black uniforms….they look awful.

by sirbed on May 24, 2010 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I loved the original black ones

Hate these Pirate ones.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige

by YonYonson on May 25, 2010 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember those

I kinda favor these over the black ones we have now.

by sf drift king on May 25, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only thing I'd like to see different on these

Is gold trimming around the green.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 25, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORSE THAN BLACK UNIFORMS?!?!?

Off Days.

:(

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by mikev on May 24, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I taunted Giants fans about the sweep today at school. It was wonderful.

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by Rated-R Superstar on May 24, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, I should have brought a broom. I don’t even think there’s one in my house, though.

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by Rated-R Superstar on May 24, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm wearing an A's tshirt here in SF.

Though my only real Giants fan coworker said he wouldn’t mention the Blackhawks if I didn’t mention the sweep.

by LoneStranger on May 24, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

same here

I was walking around SF today in my A’s shirt and I grimaced every time I walked by a Gnat fan. The frosty glances I got was too funny.

by sf drift king on May 25, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah no fucking kidding

He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev

by designatedforassignment on May 24, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best. Picture. Ever.

AN: Where you will be an A's fan or Dallas Braden will show you the repercussions of your actions.

by stranahanahan on May 24, 2010 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Here you go

Click here

"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige

by YonYonson on May 24, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks

I still dunno how to figure out links in comments

AN: Where you will be an A's fan or Dallas Braden will show you the repercussions of your actions.

by stranahanahan on May 24, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do it in the body of the comment, rather than the title, first of all.

sometimes it will auto format as a link. use the preview function to double check.

if you want to make it look pretty, write out the words of whatever you want to serve as the link (link for example), copy the URL, come back to your comment and select that text click on the little link icon, paste the URL and click ok.

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by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

AN: Where you will be an A's fan or Dallas Braden will show you the repercussions of your actions.

by stranahanahan on May 24, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's like they're watching a sappy movie together

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by cuppingmaster on May 24, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking it was a horror movie

“I’m scared Ben, hold me closer….”

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by gigglingone on May 24, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Kurt is saying

“WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!”

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by thejd44 on May 24, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

In case you haven't seen this

Michael Taylor’s blog on Scout.com

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by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Outman?

Just curious, has there been any word on how Outman is feeling? Any kind of rehab going, or is he still a ways off?

-Dan

by ironliver on May 24, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Last I heard

He’s continuing his rehab in Arizona and may have already pitched a simulated game of some sort, although I may just be imagining that last part.

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on May 24, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

not sure about the simulated game

last I heard, he is scheduled to return in late June, which really means late July when dealing with injuries like TJS.

by sf drift king on May 25, 2010 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Safeway in Novato (on Diablo Ave) had some today

I bought one. they did not have it last week.

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;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on May 24, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

your best bet now

is to go to a 7/11 type store with a magazine rack. That’s where I found mine. All the big chain bookstores were sold out.

Or check local supermarkets or gas stations that sell magazines.

by sf drift king on May 25, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of Braden

did Buerhle make the cover of SI after his perfecto last year? does anyone remember, not that I really care, just curious.

by sf drift king on May 25, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like the Jesus pose one better.

But the SI cover is pretty great too.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 25, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if he got the cover across the US though.

Braden only got the “western” region.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 25, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you are a married man on the KC Chiefs, your wife may be traveling with you for now on.

Bowe’s story has Chiefs in lockdown

“You hear stories about groupies hanging out in hotel lobbies, but some of my teammates had it set up so there was a girl in every room. The older guys get on MySpace and Facebook a week before we go to a city; when a pretty one writes back, they arrange to fly her in three or four days in advance,” Bowe told ESPN the Magazine.

by theblackpearl on May 24, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

you're gonna love my nuts.

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by Leopold Bloom on May 24, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

A pickup line to be avoided by all except a lucky few.... squirrels.

A Ballade [for the Angels Fan], by Eustache Deschamps: "We are cowardly, ill-formed and weak / Aged, envious and evil-spoken. / I see only fools and sots / Truly the end is nigh / All goes ill."

by paris7 on May 24, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, that explains

what I saw on the scrolling banner earlier on tv. I bet his teammates hate him now.

by sf drift king on May 25, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Random:

Does anyone have a Dallas Braden PG giveaway tee shirt in a Medium that wants to trade for an XL? Pretty pretty please? I’ll buy you a beer at a game.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

If I had a medium, would you buy me a beer?

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by Rated-R Superstar on May 24, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I absolutely would.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t you get in trouble for that?

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by Rated-R Superstar on May 24, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

So it's win win then.

He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!

by OldhamA on May 24, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rebel.

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by Rated-R Superstar on May 24, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lynnz, not your fault! Don't be sorry. I totally appreciate you getting me one in the first place!

(whose medium are you sending me? Someone who wants a medium? Not a good solution!)

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of ’em.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd take an XL.

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by mikev on May 24, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll trade you mine for ZigFan.

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by Rated-R Superstar on May 24, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

GLWT

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by mikev on May 24, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just kidding. I don’t even have one from the game. I bought one at yesterday’s game.

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by Rated-R Superstar on May 24, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Lynnz's Ian doesn't want it in place of the M, it's all yours.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of em.

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by mikev on May 24, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

imaseasonticketholder

may also have a few left – she made a fanshot last week.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those were for NRAFs though

not poor schleps who had other shit going on and couldn’t go to the game.

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by mikev on May 24, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure she would take pity on you.

I do ;)

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by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, nevermind.

Keep the damn shirt.

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by mikev on May 24, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you serious?

I was just joking.

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by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmm hmmm

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by mikev on May 24, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Methodology in the article about drafting

is kind of … well, it’s more populist than sabermetric.

Any time you treat draft success as a counting stat you’re going to advantage teams that let their free agents get away and gain high draft picks as a result, and disadvantage those teams that do the opposite.

Also, the stats they count are pretty old school. I’m not sure it says much about Oakland’s drafting prowess that guys we drafted have collected a record number of saves.

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by iglew on May 24, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

In a way though, it should be a counting stat

Because really, SOOOO many guys are drafted, most are going to fail. And since you have a limited number of Major League roster spots, the total number is what matters, isn’t it?

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by thejd44 on May 24, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

But early picks are so much better than other picks.

In 2002, the A’s had seven first-round picks. Approximately three of those seven turned out to be good. That’s a decent return, but is it three times better than, say, the Brewers or Royals or one of the other half dozen teams that got one good player out of one first-round pick that year?

(I say “approximately” three, because arguably Teahen and Brown together add up to one good player.)

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by iglew on May 25, 2010 2:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was very disappointed to see in the COG that the Giants site had more comments

in their game threads then we did here at AN. I’m just saying it right now when the A’s go to Pac Bell/SBC/AT&T Park we are going to beat those bastards on the game threads no matter what it takes.

by sirbed on May 24, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

They didn't. Check out my post on the GOG 315 site for the corrected numbers.

But it was very close. And although they get their post-game thread up quickly, it is not as good or comprehensive or informative as ours. And we’ve got both a post-game and a CT-thread.

A Ballade [for the Angels Fan], by Eustache Deschamps: "We are cowardly, ill-formed and weak / Aged, envious and evil-spoken. / I see only fools and sots / Truly the end is nigh / All goes ill."

by paris7 on May 24, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oops, that's GOG #15.

A Ballade [for the Angels Fan], by Eustache Deschamps: "We are cowardly, ill-formed and weak / Aged, envious and evil-spoken. / I see only fools and sots / Truly the end is nigh / All goes ill."

by paris7 on May 24, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

do the post game threads count?

and since we have two of them is that fair? Since stranhanahan did the thread shouldn’t he give the answer.

by sirbed on May 24, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He got it wrong.

I did not count post-game threads, but just the game threads. Of which there are multiple for each game. Check my post for the numbers.

A Ballade [for the Angels Fan], by Eustache Deschamps: "We are cowardly, ill-formed and weak / Aged, envious and evil-spoken. / I see only fools and sots / Truly the end is nigh / All goes ill."

by paris7 on May 24, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever. It's not like a complicated decision. Stran just counted the front page, not the overflow. Simple mistake.

A Ballade [for the Angels Fan], by Eustache Deschamps: "We are cowardly, ill-formed and weak / Aged, envious and evil-spoken. / I see only fools and sots / Truly the end is nigh / All goes ill."

by paris7 on May 24, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got what was paris7 was saying and changed mine

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by cuppingmaster on May 24, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sirbed, I definitely agree.

This is actually the second GOG mistake – the first was some confusion over whether the M’s had lost a lead in the eighth inning or later, and it never got clarified. I lost a point on that one because I’d misunderstood and scored it wrong. But since it was never resolved in the thread, I didn’t feel right about going back and changing my own score because of it, even though I should’ve had an extra point. Still, I think people scored that oen both ways – some correctly, some incorrectly.

Same goes here, and I see your concern. Some folks have already scored themselves as -1 for guessing AN, whereas others have scored +1 based on my correct count (which, by the way, I had posted well before stranhanahan posted the official answers – and I wish he had checked mine).

So yes, there’s a fairness issue, and I would be stoked to have it properly resolved. I think that corrections should probably be made available in the next GOG up at the top of the page or something, maybe.

A Ballade [for the Angels Fan], by Eustache Deschamps: "We are cowardly, ill-formed and weak / Aged, envious and evil-spoken. / I see only fools and sots / Truly the end is nigh / All goes ill."

by paris7 on May 24, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I've put an additional note up on the GOG #15 site, mentioning the fairness issue.

A Ballade [for the Angels Fan], by Eustache Deschamps: "We are cowardly, ill-formed and weak / Aged, envious and evil-spoken. / I see only fools and sots / Truly the end is nigh / All goes ill."

by paris7 on May 24, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can enter an updated score

using the GOG reporting tool. Just select the same series and enter the new score and it will ask if you want to replace your previously entered score.

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;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on May 25, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

if I have never played

can I make up a number? I’d like to win something sometime

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by Future Ed on May 25, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

:-)

Nevermoore has to add your username before you can enter a score.

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on May 25, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I scored 92.

Is that good?

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by iglew on May 25, 2010 2:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

BTW

BrettAnderson49 is starting for Sacramento tonight. Something to keep the masses slightly entertained on an offday.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

BrettAnderson49

Anybody know how toget off business loop 80?

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by Future Ed on May 24, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

BrettAnderson49 traffic 1m ago

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by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stumbled onto Corey Brown's (or "cbeezy813") twitter today.

Some samples:

First actual day off this yr. No travel. Nothin. Maybe this is what I need to get goin. Cuz my stats r not so much. Wooooosahhhh 9:40 AM May 19th via Echofon
Gotta get a few hits today. Trying to get over that Mendoza line. Balllllin. I know 11:10 AM Apr 30th via Echofon
@OGOchoCinco xbox is weak. U need to get that ps3 so I can whoop that ass in any game 10:56 AM Apr 16th via Echofon in reply to OGOchoCinco

Just for the record, he’s hitting .158/.213/.267 in SAC.

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by lenscrafters on May 24, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting.

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by Rated-R Superstar on May 24, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

cbeezy

hmm.

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by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he's awesome at PS3

And for what it’s worth, I’m an Ocho Cinco fan, but I stopped following him on Twitter. Such pointless nonsense and he tweets about 750 times a day.

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by thejd44 on May 24, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Corey Brown's twitter feed

is what Brett Anderson’s feed aspires to be when it grows up.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 24, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

14,000 comments

we are still getting paid a dollar per comment right?

by sirbed on May 24, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I’m rich!

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by Rated-R Superstar on May 24, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah no kidding

just remember to invest all that money in pork belly futures

by sirbed on May 24, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate Duke.

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by Rated-R Superstar on May 24, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eastwood made better everythings.

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by OldhamA on May 25, 2010 2:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

+1000

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by YonYonson on May 24, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of comment number

Looks like I cracked 10000 sometime in the last week. What do I win?

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by cuppingmaster on May 24, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

hearts! ♥

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks girls!!!

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by cuppingmaster on May 24, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just passed 5,247

what do I get?

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by Future Ed on May 24, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was hoping for something better

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by Future Ed on May 24, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should keep track of these things and give out fun gifts.

by lynnzgal on May 24, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never got anything for 20k.

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by mikev on May 24, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well,

its a little late, but would a Braden tee shirt be okay?

by lynnzgal on May 24, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

woo!

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by mikev on May 24, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'll take what i can get right now

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by mikev on May 24, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

count on it.

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by mikev on May 24, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

totally!

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by mikev on May 24, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as I have something to do,

I don’t have to think about the things that hurt. Thanks, mikey.

by lynnzgal on May 24, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

that makes 2 of us

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by mikev on May 24, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about a video?

What Do I Get

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 24, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assume that's the buzzcocks?

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on May 24, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 24, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will click then

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on May 24, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please do so

and enjoy Pete’s tricky guitar solo.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 24, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone working in the city tonight? Don't go home yet

(link)

Delays amount to 20 to 25 minutes and are “starting to get worse,” BART spokesman Linton Johnson said just before 6 p.m.

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on May 24, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

"traffic and weather on the 8s"

wrong thread

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on May 24, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arlington was great

90 degrees at first pitch, but other than that, fantastic. I’ll try to get my photos in order and maybe post a DLD this week sometime…..

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on May 24, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

did u go see the A's or another series?

Don’t think I’ll be making it out to Wrigley this trip, just got a red light-running letter from the SFMTA.

by sf drift king on May 25, 2010 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

hanx

my people have been notified

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on May 24, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

GREAT

my 7 year old is watching the Rays/Sox on TV right now with me.

He’s watching and points at the people behind home plate.

“Next time can we sit right there and see everything?”

uh…

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by mikev on May 24, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, pretty much

“Buddy, those tickets cost a LOT of dollars. I’m not sure if we can do that.”

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by mikev on May 24, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Not at an A's game, but we can go to a Cal game and do that!"

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 24, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe if my 7 year old asks the ticket office?

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by mikev on May 24, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

seven is still cute

I would use the younger one though

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by Future Ed on May 24, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

gp

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by mikev on May 24, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Davis got smoked

It was like they knew what was coming

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by cuppingmaster on May 24, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Those tickets cost a lot of money"

“Instead, we can go to 10 games for that price! and sit 20 rows behind them!”

by Zonis on May 24, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Protip!

Want to have him sit in those seats?

Take him to a minor league game.

You can sit behind the plate for cheap.

But, of course, if you do…. you can’t see the OF because of the curve of the field, at least at the Carolina Mudcats stadium (where, incidentally, I got my first milb foulball!)

by Zonis on May 24, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

isn't that more of a semi-pro tip?

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on May 24, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

gp.

And I’d bet he’d like the minor league games better anyway.

by lynnzgal on May 24, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

that doesn't advance the comedy, does it?

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on May 24, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

What can I say

It wasn’t a funny movie.

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by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

Yankees have edge in 1B, 2B, and SS ASG voting

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by cuppingmaster on May 24, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, Robinson Cano deserves it for sure in my opinion.

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by Rated-R Superstar on May 24, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was in Texas this weekend, and they have a huge campaign going...

You get two free tickets for each 20 times you vote. (link) They were promoting it every inning or two. And if you look, you’ll see a lot of Rangers on the top vote-getter list. Hey A’s, you paying attention???

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on May 24, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, that's cool.

And you don’t even have to vote for the Rangers — just have to select them as “favorite” or “other favorite.” So I could vote for the A’s (or at least some of them), put the Rangers as “other favorite,” and end up with free tickets! I should do that.

by whiteshoes40 on May 24, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only...

the A’s had an abunance of unused tickets/seats at each game…the possibilities would be endless…

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you can only vote 25 times

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by mikev on May 24, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there also a limit on paper ballots, or just on online voting?

I think last year the Giants were giving away bobbleheads to people who submitted stacks of paper ballots voting for Sandoval.

Didn’t work out for them, but something like that could boost votes.

by goldfish on May 25, 2010 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh, yeah... maybe it was just online

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by mikev on May 25, 2010 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, that top item on Rotoworld about Chavy...

the words “threatening” and “text message” keep catching my eye when I’m on the home page, so part of me thinks that Chavy sent Slusser a threatening text message. It’s a little disconcerting.

by whiteshoes40 on May 24, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

BrettAnderson49
boo
29s ago via web

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here

"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige

by YonYonson on May 24, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anderson's rehab start today was average.

3.0IP 6H 2 ER only 1K (pitch count of 60)

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on May 24, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Melissa Lockard oakclubhouse
  
Steve Tolleson has already homered twice in that game, both times giving Sacramento the lead. #Athletics less than 20 seconds ago via web

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by Rated-R Superstar on May 24, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi.

{waves shyly from corner}

by sunny19 on May 24, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Hi.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on May 24, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi!

Really? Cuz your avatar says otherwise.

by lynnzgal on May 24, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you for the mushroom…

by sunny19 on May 24, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha!

You must be one of Don’s darling family.

by lynnzgal on May 24, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

[runs out of the thread screaming]

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 24, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

(she's armed)

(RUN!)

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

And btw,

You have the most beautiful smile I’ve ever seen.

by lynnzgal on May 24, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

sooo...

You think you know which one I am?

by sunny19 on May 24, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stephanie is not 19… But I will pretend that my smile is beautiful too.

by sunny19 on May 24, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a 19-year-old girl I need to know about?

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by Rated-R Superstar on May 24, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uhoh.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 24, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Encourage it.

She’d eat him alive, it’d be entertaining.

He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!

by OldhamA on May 25, 2010 2:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brittney is 19 or was last time I saw her

He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev

by designatedforassignment on May 24, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many are there?!

He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!

by OldhamA on May 25, 2010 2:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don's relatives?

I have no idea. I assume a lot.

He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev

by designatedforassignment on May 25, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just call him dannycakes.

he really likes that.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

She said she was on Good Don's side.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 24, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm...

But isn’t that something someone on Evil Don’s side say?

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm.

That IS something someone on Evil Don’s side would say.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 24, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

So am I.

Now what does that tell you about good and evil.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

You act all evil but we all know you’re good.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 24, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

but...but...striking fear!

????

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you went to SLEEP!

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

When its COLD outside,

I’ve got the month of May….

Well!

by lynnzgal on May 24, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I passed the hell out. I slept from like 8pm to 7am this morning.

I took some pain meds Sat night and felt so wiped out Sunday. I never take that stuff so I don’t like to do it on weeknights.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

waiting for the Aleve to kick in so I can sleep.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

why are you hurting?

He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev

by designatedforassignment on May 24, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm having a hip problem.

Bursitis most likely, but I don’t have insurance at the moment so I can’t go to the freaking doctor!!!!!!!!!

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

stop haning out with Duke

is that because you just started the new job?

He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev

by designatedforassignment on May 24, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh.

Don’t get a cortisone shot from Sayles.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 24, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I don't know what it's from.

It doesn’t always have a particular cause. I’ve had a hip joint problem before but never painful. So this is new. And I’m very good at taking heavy duty drugs, though I have a few leftover.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

i meant the no insurance thing

He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev

by designatedforassignment on May 24, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh :)

Yeah. July 1.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

that sucks

thats the best thing about working for the union great benefits.

I hope you feel better

He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev

by designatedforassignment on May 24, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, wow, that sucks, Pam.

Feel better.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 24, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

TY.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you have bursitis, you'll know.

I had bursitis in my elbow and it was probably the most painful “minor” injury I’ve ever had.

Having it drained was… not fun.

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by mikev on May 24, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh. I'm pretty sure that's what it is.

My friend who’s a nurse also agrees. I’m hoping I can treat it enough with drugs and ice and rest and that it doesn’t get to that point. Because if it does get to that point the soonest I could do it would be July 1 and I really can’t handle this for 5 more weeks.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, babe, I was on antibiotics for like 2 weeks

that shit doesn’t just go away.

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by mikev on May 24, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ask your company

if they’d help subsidize you buying your own coverage. Explain the problem, they may be willing to work with you.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

or, just willing to start you early

I know my company did it for one of my co-workers

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by cuppingmaster on May 24, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

You ever have tendonitis

bad enough in a shoulder that you actually lose the feeling in you hand? That’s fun.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

surprisingly, no.

for playing soccer most of my active life, I’ve been ridiculously injury free. I had one MAJOR injury that effectively ended “my career” in my first year of college, but since then it’s just been little shit like rolling an ankle or pulling a muscle now and then.

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by mikev on May 24, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I roll my ankes all the time

Haven’t the foggiest why. But I suffer from major tendon/muscle issues. Took a fly ball off the face the other day, great bones. Crappy everything else.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

ive got a connective tissue disorder

i sprained my ankles every week when i was playing soccer as a kid.

He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev

by designatedforassignment on May 24, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes

I just have disk degeneration in the middle of my back that causes constant, unrelenting pain in the center of the back.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

they also heal really quickly

because the ligaments stretch like theyre not suppose to.

He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev

by designatedforassignment on May 24, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's very little you can do to get injured in

football – it’s a pretty safe sport.

If you stretch properly you shouldn’t be pulling hamstrings etc.

You’ve VERY unlucky if you catch your studs in the turn and turn your knee.

The only real threat is some oaf mistiming a tackle.

He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!

by OldhamA on May 25, 2010 2:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh.

I would sing with you but I’m hurting pretty good tonight. I need Dr. skigurl.

I also got take out Thai. I really need to start cooking again.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

we should do AN cooking/ baseball watching at someones house

i would vol but i don’t have a teeVee

He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev

by designatedforassignment on May 24, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

For sure.

I probably can come summertime. My TV is pretty sad though.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I might know a guy.

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by mikev on May 24, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

just one?

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by designatedforassignment on May 24, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

should we introduce them?

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by mikev on May 24, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

k.

keep me in the loop

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by mikev on May 24, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

sad, innit?

incidentally —

played soccer tonight. my sister watched the kids for me here at home. they’re both snoozing, and I’m just here in the silence now. alone.

and content.

I guess that means…

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by mikev on May 24, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're moving forward.

That’s all. Just moving forward.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

means?

He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev

by designatedforassignment on May 24, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever.

Been there, for too many years.

by lynnzgal on May 24, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry babe

I don’t wanna bring you down with me.

bacon wrapped scallops?

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by mikev on May 24, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

is this AN sponsors shitty day day?

wtf?

He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev

by designatedforassignment on May 24, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

No one can bring me down.

Its up to me. And fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke.

by lynnzgal on May 24, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

truth.

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by mikev on May 24, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like I missed something here

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by mikev on May 24, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

John Travolta is that you?

He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!

by OldhamA on May 25, 2010 2:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, you need to go to Pam's house

and cook for her there. She has a TV.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 25, 2010 2:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with this statement.

Signed,
pam5981

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 25, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

just say when

He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev

by designatedforassignment on May 25, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

All an illusion, sadly.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 24, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I created that illusion!!

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.

Now the only people who know are all of the creepy lurkers who are reading this.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 24, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

There goes the SECRET CLUB.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like to believe (hope?) that most of the lurkers don't know where to find our insane CT ramblings.

But I’m surely wrong.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 24, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're no worse than game threads.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know.

The baseball game keeps us from wandering (much). I mean, we get weird occasionally, but not every day. CT is consistently weird crap.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 24, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah it is

He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev

by designatedforassignment on May 24, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

And when I say weird crap, I don't mean that in a bad sense.

At all.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 24, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Athletics Nation: Consistently Weird Crap

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on May 24, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

good. I was getting concerned.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 24, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

Weird = Good. Unless it’s scary weird.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

and even then it can be entertaining.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 24, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well yeah

Scary weird can go either way.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

like...athleticsgirl24 weird?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked her.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 24, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

She was a bit much for me.

I’ll give her this, though, she sure was entertaining.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 24, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the border

But I have a wavy line for a boundary line.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like odd people.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 24, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi!

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

see?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 24, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

hear?

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tommy?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 24, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great rockpera

He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev

by designatedforassignment on May 24, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 24, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Monkey?

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

wrong site.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 24, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Balls!

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

how rude!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 24, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh so thats why you like me

He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev

by designatedforassignment on May 24, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're pretty odd, yes.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 24, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

you've come to the right place, friend

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on May 24, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

no kidding

I like to describe AN as the weirdest smartest group of freaks I know… who also love the A’s

He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev

by designatedforassignment on May 24, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Entirely accurate.

Probably why we’re all here.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's a fun group, for sure.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 24, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's...surprisingly accurate.

SQUIRREL!

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 24, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where?!

c’mere squirrel!

[chases squirrel into darkness]

[runs into tree]

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 24, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

definitely ED.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 24, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

pardon?

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on May 25, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

hullo!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 25, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

plus, if I didn't already know who it was,

I do now.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 25, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ed doesn't like it when you call him that...

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 25, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm...

I will be sure to tell him sorry.

by sunny19 on May 25, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never care about anything

for more than 4 hours

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on May 25, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

sage words.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 25, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Some men over 60 do.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 25, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

And definitely 19.

No one older than 22 smiles with a cigarette. Either they kick the habit or they adopt the contented scowl of the lifetime smoker.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 25, 2010 2:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

very accurate

My GF totally doesn’t get this whole baseball blogging thing. She’s convinced everyone else on here aren’t too bright, even though I show her some of the crazy philosophical stuff we get into sometimes.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on May 24, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think she's warming up to baseball

The blogging, though, will take longer to explain…

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on May 25, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I endorse this statement

Signed,
 DFA

He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev

by designatedforassignment on May 25, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

"She's convinced everyone else on here"

Trust me, she only says “else” when you’re around.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 25, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA

maybe. She’s just bitter her masters’ comp exam is coming up :)

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on May 25, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

like me?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 24, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're not new.

Now get back to packing. We’re all expecting you in a few weeks.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

can I just abandon my house?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 24, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe?

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll just pack some clothes,

my xbox, my computer and a loaf of bread.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 24, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ditch the loaf of bread.

We’ve got better bread out here.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll need it for sustanance.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 24, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pizza.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

is it abandoning it when you leave it to the squirrels?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on May 24, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

squirrels love my house.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 24, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

You have Zingers there don’t you.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

[maybe]

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 24, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

what are zingers?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on May 24, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

Dude. All kinds of awesomeness. Like a twinkee only chocolate or vanilla and it has frosting on top.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know what would be better than that?

Deep-fried zingers

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on May 24, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF.

I’ve never seen one of those. But I want one.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 24, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

In most grocery stores

AND almost any gas station in the bay area.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that's the best strategy....

who needs to pack it all up and bring it when you can just leave it there and conspicuously consume when you get here. or take donations from those of us with shit to get rid of?!!??

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on May 26, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, we're always talking about Bloom.

Doesn’t matter what the question is.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 24, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

who's zat, dan?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 24, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

hi sunny.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 24, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh and 'ello!

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh huh

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 24, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

In "some way".

I don’t really want to know either.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 24, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

did anyone hash out whether it was GD or ED?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 24, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm voting ED

But she may be a double agent. If she’s with GD, it’s also possible she could be a double agent.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

she's got a sunny name...

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 24, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

that can only mean I am no good

by sunny19 on May 24, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quite possibly

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, in that case, you'll fit in just fine here.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 24, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

picture seems to suggest something

entirely different.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 24, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

stop confusing me

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on May 25, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's a well known fact that the sun is evil.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 25, 2010 2:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

She claims GD.

Take that with as many grains of salt as you need.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 24, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes I don't even know where/how to find them and I hang out here!

OH wait……LOL

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on May 26, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's more than that.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 24, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sitemeter alert!

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not falling for that again…

by sunny19 on May 24, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today was one hell of a week.

That is all.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 24, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

I couldn’t agree more, Don.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on May 24, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lost your tail again?

by sunny19 on May 24, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

(passes popcorn to lynn)

Want some?

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good

Bloomie already ate it all. This is getting good though, no?

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on May 24, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah no fucking kidding

He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev

by designatedforassignment on May 24, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris Carter hit a home run for the River Cats tonight.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on May 24, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks, Don.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on May 24, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

So there should be this rule

you cant not have baseball on days when DFA is having a shitty day.

He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev

by designatedforassignment on May 24, 2010 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw babe. You ok?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I will be

just a shitty day at work, coupled with shitty girl crap. An A’s game would have distracted me.

He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev

by designatedforassignment on May 24, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

sadface.

baseball tomorrow!

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah but ill be fine tomorrow

i need baseball NOW god damn it :)

He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev

by designatedforassignment on May 24, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Listen to this a few times.

It’ll make you feel better.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

We-ell!

I …guess…you’d…say!

by lynnzgal on May 24, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry.

I’m stuck on that.

Sleepies.

by lynnzgal on May 24, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about
you cant not have baseball on days when DFA is having a shitty day

Let’s just outlaw off-days period.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 24, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ill agree with this 30 man benches?

He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev

by designatedforassignment on May 24, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That don't include Eric Patterson.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're gonna need all 30.

(besides, at least three of those will be day to day)

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 24, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or have undisclosed neck spasms.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, don't remind me.

It sounds like Chavez was extremely reluctant to go through the DL/retirement rumor cycle again, which explains the text to Slusser. Instead, he just tried to play through it anyway.

And I don’t blame him.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 24, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do blame him

I think it was pretty selfish. Instead of stepping up and admitting he was hurt, he tried to play under a condition that he flat out couldn’t and as a result we sucked ass for a month in half, allowing Cust not only to NOT play, but to get DFAed. And in the end, had he gotten this treated right away, he might be back on the field by now, HEALTHY. It was one thing when he did it when the A’s had no alternatives to play third base and he suffered through the pain while playing pretty respectable play despite it. Stupid, but at least it served a purpose. This, this doesn’t serve any purpose other than to hang on to something that just might be gone. Don’t get me wrong, I get why he did it, but it’s just pretty damn selfish and right now I’m kind of pissed off with him. He’ll still go down in my mind for all the great things he’s done for this team, but I can’t help but be really aggravated with him doing something that quite frankly too many of our players are doing or trying to do.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame him too.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame him too

He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev

by designatedforassignment on May 24, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

All things considered

We haven’t sucked, but who knows which of the games we played already we could have won with Cust in there instead. But I do agree that he’s being selfish in not disclosing an obviously painful injury.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on May 24, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

We haven't sucked

HE HAS. Had he been doing good, so be it. He’d actually have been helping the team. But this, this was just ridiculous. There’s no way, even without all the issues he’s been having, that he could have played through this injury. Just flat out stupidity for him to think he could with them.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

(you wrote we up there) :)

And yes, I agree about the ridiculousness of it all.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on May 24, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops

That “we” should have been a “he”.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

this.

there’s just no excuse for that kind of crap.

I can understand wanting to keep playing, but jeeze… to do it at the expense of your teammates is just BS. If I were Cust, I’d have a pretty serious issue with someone lying to the team in order to stay on the field and potentially costing me MY career at the same time.

SIG SPACE AVAILABLE FOR SPONSORSHIP. INQUIRE WITHIN.

by mikev on May 24, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

this this this

He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev

by designatedforassignment on May 24, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

One thing I'm not clear about though

If traction and, IIRC, chiro adjustments helped for a day or two, then how did he keep it a secret from the team? Was he getting those treatments without the trainers knowing about it at all?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 25, 2010 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

That worries me too actually

But you can perform traction on your own at home which worries me more.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 25, 2010 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I see what you mean.

And I have to agree, mostly. I suppose in the end I can’t feel too angry at a guy who’s had a near-Hall career torpedoed by his own body, which, until the neck thing, has finally felt better than it has in years. And if we’re to believe the injury was caused by a collision, is annoyingly fluky in nature.

But I hadn’t considered the Cust angle. Damn.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 24, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I'm never okay with not disclosing or properly treating an injury.

I understand they will get injured. They are athletes, it’s part of the game. Part of their responsibility to their employers and their team is to deal with and treat injuries as they happen the best they can at the time. I guess it can be seen as noble that he played through injuries all those years, but he might be healthy NOW if he hadn’t played through them and treated them properly at the time.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

But there's no way Chavez could figure that he'd be back in a month's time after getting treatment for the neck.

After all of the crap he’s been through, I’d immediately assume season-ending.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 24, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not exactly a "team player" move though is it?

He knew he was playing badly because of his neck.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it's definitely not.

The only thing I can think of is that he didn’t know he’d be this bad until he’d already decided to keep it secret.

But no, it wasn’t the right thing to do, that’s for sure.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 24, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right

And furthermore, no one would begrudge him for being honest. If he can’t play, I don’t think there’s a single person here that would be upset with him for taking a seat. No one wants him to do something that’s going to jeopardize his post-career life. The guy’s got a kid to raise, do whatever you can to be healthy enough to enjoy that.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Three kids, in fact.

I’m sure he was thrilled to be on the opening day roster, I was thrilled he was there too. But, he must have been hurting at that point, he could have gone to extended ST, AAA, whatever. There were many options.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

And possibly already back and functioning by now.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

And if he had treated all those terrible injuries when they happened instead of playing through them and shredding up his body

he might be functioning WELL now.

I know surgery is always a scary option. Hindsight is definitely 20/20. But he could have had a very different career.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh.

Goddammit, Chavvy. I miss the guy. Not this Chavvy. THE Chavvy.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 24, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double sigh.

Ok. Me and my painful hip are going to bed. Hopefully.

Night kids

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Feel better

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Night, Pam.

Hopefully that Aleve has kicked in.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 24, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

later pam. hope the potentiation works again tomorrow!

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on May 24, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

Possibly he may not have needed surgery had he treated it right away.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish Nomar or someone else who had a chronic injury called him and was like

“Dude, just hang it up. It’s cool. You had a long career, and you were the shit when you were good. But now you’re not.”

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on May 24, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone got his number

I’ll do it. I know the kind of pain he’s dealing with. Just how frustrating having to live with it can be. Not being able to do things that you love to do. It really does suck. But at some point you have to cut your losses and except it and put yourself in a position to do other things that’ll be much more important in the long run.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

ask slusser :)

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on May 24, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's not going to leave that much money

and he shouldn’t have to. Its the A’s that have to release him.

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on May 25, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well

I’m not even suggesting he retire either. Just admit he’s hurt and go on the DL.

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by DMOAS on May 25, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, this

I was trying to fit that in the conversation, not directed at you or anything.

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on May 25, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

he's 10-and-5

he’s going to get paid no matter what

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on May 25, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

even if he retires?

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on May 25, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

not sure about retirement

But if he is released, I believe the A’s still owe him the money

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on May 25, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

thats true without the 10-5

He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev

by designatedforassignment on May 25, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

coming back end of July though

Maybe after some AAA games to get his swing back? I don’t know, I wouldn’t mind that so much as long he doesn’t get the majority of the DH time.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on May 24, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh.

name one a’s player who actually came back when they were able to come off the DL.

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by mikev on May 24, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who didn't wind up going back on for the same thing...

Nope, not in the last 5 – 10 years.

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by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

you guys ever watch womens softball?

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by Leopold Bloom on May 24, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes.

But rarely.

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by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I see one of the reasons

why women like baseball so much—those pants are awesome!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 24, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

jenny finch is soooo hott

He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev

by designatedforassignment on May 24, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

there is no shortage of beautiful women playing.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 24, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

She’s like two feet taller than me, but I’d be on her like white on rice

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on May 24, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just thinking of the Piazza role

Late-game PHer and spot DH starter

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on May 24, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm...

30 man rosters (max) keeping the 40 man roster, no 15 – DL, but allow the 60 DL? Teams don’t have to keep 30, just could have up to that?

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

the union would have to approve but i think you gotta up the 40 man

because you are going to need prospects to play AAA

He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev

by designatedforassignment on May 24, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe

But not much. I think that would be part of it though. You wouldn’t need to have all 30 called up so they could still be prospects. But something like 45 would be okay I’d think. I doubt the union would be against it since it allows for more players to get more money.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 24, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

And we complain about our team being injury-plagued.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 24, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, they're showing a short thing on this fight in the 70s on MLBN

With Pinella, Fisk, and the Yankees vs. the Red Sox. Crazy!

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on May 24, 2010 11:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Does it make me less of a man that I prefer boneless chicken wings?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 25, 2010 12:05 AM PDT reply actions  

A little.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 25, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like them really, really hot, though.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 25, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, a little less.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 25, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

thank you.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 25, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I assume you're talking about spicyness, not temperature, by the way.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 25, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

straight out of the deep-fryer

into Bloom’s mouth

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on May 25, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

muy caliente.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 25, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

those ones from Wendy's look good...

But, boned is the way to go

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on May 25, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

No

Why waste the time and effort dealing with bones. In fact, the laziness of it make you more of a man.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 25, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

thank you.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 25, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he was just glad to get out of the right-hand side of the thread.

This post would have taken 10 lines over there.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 25, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I endorse this statement,

Signed,
DFA

He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev

by designatedforassignment on May 25, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes

undeniably.

He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev

by designatedforassignment on May 25, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

boo.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 25, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

bones aren't that much harder and improve flavor

He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev

by designatedforassignment on May 25, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 25, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

No lie, *every* time I go to Chili's

I get boneless buffalo wings as an appetizer.

They’re awesome.

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by mikev on May 25, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

the Chili's ones are especially good.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 25, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think i love you

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by mikev on May 25, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know I love you.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 25, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

that pushed me over the edge.

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by mikev on May 25, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

{sniff]

I think I’m going to cry…

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by DMOAS on May 25, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

ugg yeah no

He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev

by designatedforassignment on May 25, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

go to a real bar

He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev

by designatedforassignment on May 25, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't go to chili's to drink.

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by mikev on May 25, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

but the food is terrible

He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev

by designatedforassignment on May 25, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as go to a real bear

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on May 25, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

no

boneless is better. no waste and I think it tastes better.

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on May 25, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, if you like big chicken nuggets.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 25, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do :-)

wings are so greasy, oiley, fattys, bleh. I’m a breast man.

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on May 25, 2010 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

Chicken, I mean.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 25, 2010 2:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

me too

no, I don’t mean chicken

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by mikev on May 25, 2010 6:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll have you know they're called chicken strips when they get big

And they’re delicious… especially with bbq sauce.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 25, 2010 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

ranch!

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on May 25, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a big ranch fan

But that just means we won’t have to worry about sharing the dip.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 25, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, let's say when you die, you go to heaven and they review

every sinful thing you did.

Would getting visibly stimulated at the recount be grounds for damnation?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 25, 2010 12:15 AM PDT reply actions  

a sign of honesty

I’d let you in

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on May 25, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

This DLD is makeshift

LB’s avatar is a miffed shake.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 25, 2010 2:46 AM PDT reply actions  

broke tv silence this morning....mlbnetwork

“the a’s are surging” heh. is what three wins in a row will do you.

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by ak_A on May 25, 2010 5:00 AM PDT reply actions  

Hah.

Yeah. All of a sudden people are talking about Ben Sheets’ trade value. Well, MLBTR. They’ll talk about anything.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 25, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

um ive been working on a ben sheets trade post since st.

then he started sucking so i had to change it
then he started playing well so I had to change it
then the prospects that I wanted broke out so i had to change it

so you might get something in early july

He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev

by designatedforassignment on May 25, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Oh wow, all the facepalm.jpg’s in the Intarweb can’t possibly represent the stupidity of that man.

BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF.

by doctorK on May 25, 2010 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, in his defense,

the world is supposed to end in 2012, right?

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 25, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must have seen he gave up his first run last night

The guy is clearly toast in the bigs ;-)

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on May 25, 2010 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody's on drugs.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 25, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least he's not on the production assistant

(BTW, hope the bursitis has calmed down)

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 25, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thx...sleeping is the thing that helps the most.

as soon as I start to move in the morning it starts hurting. Sitting all day certainly exacerbates it. BUT, I’m on a revolving OTC drug schedule, so it does feel significantly better than before. Hoping it resolves itself soon…

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 25, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holly shit I cant believe thats real.

Oswalts deal isn’t even that good.

He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev

by designatedforassignment on May 25, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Mo Vaughn was that reason?

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