Chris Townsend Thread 5/18
by danmerqury on May 18, 2010 11:08 PM PDT
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Wooo!
[shakes LB booty]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
try not to knock anything over with that, m'kay.
"Dung got to go! Dung got to go! Earth done. Stop gone never never. Boycott Wolf(f)!"- lyrics from "Boycott Wolf(f)" by The Pilots Dared Me To Die! featuring MC Danmerqury, and The Black Shoes Ensemble (Pam5981 conducting)
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 18, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
[catches vase]
phew!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you catch it with your booty?
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on May 18, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
no, but I think I could charge more if I did.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a cup and no place to put it
(smash looks at booty and measures)
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on May 18, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
[smacks booty]
Uh… that’s not the treasure I was seeking dude.
Ask me about my squirrel.
I can't read that without thinking of the Futurama episode where they went to go harvest space honey.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
jerk!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Bzzz bzz bzzz bzzzzzz bzz bz bzzzzzz.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
what's Bender say? I just remember the jerk part.
He calls the queen a jerk or something, right?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he calls her fat.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
fat, that's right.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Phew. Had me worried there for a second dannycakes.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
Just off in recapland for a few minutes.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
Poor Rob
He got that one right in the Johnson
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on May 18, 2010 11:10 PM PDT reply actions
give it a minute.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
K-O-I-T!!!!
AN: Where you will be an A's fan or Dallas Braden will show you the repercussions of your actions.
by stranahanahan on May 18, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
That's right.
CT will start in ten minutes or so.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
meanwhile, this guy is AWFUL
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
No kidding.
Unbelievably bad.
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 18, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not sure who this "guy" is, but not having my MLB Audio tonight sucked.
Thanks to everyone who helped me compensate!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
srsly.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
boo!
they won
I was hoping they would knockem to third place
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on May 18, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
team building means get the fuck off my radio and give me my CT!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
I told myself I’d be in bed 20 minutes ago.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 18, 2010 11:13 PM PDT reply actions
RRS' Mom: Raj, go to bed!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 18, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
lies. it's all lies.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
There's something uncomfortable about this show.
Who would actually want to hear this guy.
He sounds like an unfunny, other-directed Stuart Smalley.
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 18, 2010 11:14 PM PDT reply actions
like painful OCD.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
this guy could come over to my house when I have insomnia.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
He would lull you to sleep?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 18, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on May 18, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
he might. but he's also a little disturbing as GnGS noted...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Wouldn't work for me.
I’d be tempted to beat him to a pulp, and then I wouldn’t be able to sleep ’cause of all the adrenalin.
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 18, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
WTC is on KTRB?
AND: WOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
he's kinda scary, huh?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
ultimate frisbee????
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
he might be a heroin addict.
this is what squares who become junkies sound like.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
TWIS
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
i'm sorry.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey sometimes fast is good too.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
um.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Clearly you're doing it wrong.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
*I* am doing it wrong?
Hah.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
It's a team effort!
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
Or maybe you're just sucking.
Metaphorically, I mean.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
Could be she's just too good
Metaphorically, I don’t mean?
Ask me about my squirrel.
Ha, I've had no complaints so far.
Usually this topic is more veiled – so it feels kinda weird. Let’s just say variety is good.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
Back from the game!?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 18, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Ru roh!
He did indeed.
And it would have worked, too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids!
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 18, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it was Astro.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
And I thought we were depressing
Yikes
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
LL never ceases to make me laugh.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 18, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
they're fun.
I hate to keep punching them in the junk.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
They're at their best this way.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
that's true,
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
*registers*
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 18, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I seriously sat there for a whole minute while writing the recap, wondering what I should say.
At the end, I just said screw it, and went with “groin”.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
Sacrifices must be made
You keep punching ‘till we’re back on top of the AL West.
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
The Rob Johnson jokes just kept coming. And coming.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Dudes in front of us: Just rub some dirt on it!
Dudes behind us: Take it like a man!
skigurl, next to me: My mom always said to kiss it and make it better!
pam dies laughing
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
That last one painted a mental picture in my head that was kinda...
erm…okay.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 18, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
oh you were at the game
sad face I would have came and said hi
He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev
by designatedforassignment on May 19, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
hah. Just replied to you on the recap.
Let me know when you’re going!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Something else won't be coming tonight?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 18, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe ever again.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
"How have you in any form used sports as a diversion at work?
“As a teambuilding exercise?
“As a way to get away?”
This isn’t a radio show.
It’s a poorly constructed final exam essay question.
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 18, 2010 11:17 PM PDT reply actions
thank god he's gone!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank God!
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 18, 2010 11:18 PM PDT reply actions
I love CT.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
Swingles was *almost* 5-5
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I knows!
Glen said he was “smoking hot” tonight. Perhaps the wisest words Glen Kuiper has ever spoken.
by whiteshoes40 on May 18, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
What's CT's email?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
chris@christownsendradio.com
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
thanks
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 18, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah cups! Go!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Pam! Did you read the caption for the original open thread?
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
No!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
OMG!
♥
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Of course, whiteshoes's first comment was the right answer.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
Well, I hope you didn't just expect me to wait for someone else to answer it.
Because that wasn’t gonna happen. Yay vocab!
by whiteshoes40 on May 18, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh hell no.
It was a free for all. And you win…er, nothing.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
nothing?! really?
That’s disappointing.
by whiteshoes40 on May 18, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I could buy you a prize from the AN fund.
Except there isn’t one.
[shrugs]
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
oh well.
I suppose I shouldn’t expect to get a prize for winning a vocab contest when I didn’t even get anything for posting AN’s millionth comment a couple years ago. This site just takes and takes, and what does it give me in return? Nothing.
by whiteshoes40 on May 18, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
You hit the millionth comment?!
Man. One of these days, WS. One of these days. AN’ll make it up to you.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
I sure hope so.
[taps foot impatiently]
by whiteshoes40 on May 18, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
How did you know it was the millionth comment?
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
what'd you win, Mr. special shopper?
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
that'd be Ms. Special Shopper
and I didn’t win anything! Except 15 minutes seconds of AN fame.
by whiteshoes40 on May 18, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh man, it was a good comment, too.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
Not sure yet what to tell him
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 18, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
LL is in full "Suicide Is Painless" mode, you guys gotta go over there
sample pic from LL:
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on May 18, 2010 11:23 PM PDT reply actions
Their fans have punted this season away
I really hope the same happens for the Slegna soon and we have a 2 team race for this thing…
AN: Where you will be an A's fan or Dallas Braden will show you the repercussions of your actions.
by stranahanahan on May 18, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
LL denizens are already coveting the draft choice and
hoping for the worst record, following the other crap teams to see if they won LOLOLOL
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on May 19, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Good time for top draft choices
2009: Strasburg
2010: Harper
2011: does the uber-prospect streak continue?
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
Rendon is better than Harper
He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev
by designatedforassignment on May 19, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
what do you mean by that?
He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev
by designatedforassignment on May 19, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
is it secret? is it safe?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 19, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
no, you can't get a Marathon Man reference by me
so stop trying, dammit!!! LOLOLOL
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on May 19, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions
he just seems young
like he could grow out of his body. Like he could fail somehow.
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes
of course he could fail.
the odds are very stacked against any one draftee turning into an MLB star. Would I have put up with 30 extra losses last year to get him hell yeah.
He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev
by designatedforassignment on May 19, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Probably not
But we’ll see if some names start popping up here pretty soon.
Funny story: A close friend of mine who played high school ball in San Diego and was going to play Division I til he lost interest “forgot” to mention that he played against Mike Leake.
Said their team was no hit 3 straight times by him, haha…
AN: Where you will be an A's fan or Dallas Braden will show you the repercussions of your actions.
by stranahanahan on May 19, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow they are 14-25.
It’s good to be us.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
FOR SERIOUS
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Now Texas needs to START LOSING.
Dammit, Anaheim. You can’t even win after two complete game shutouts.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
I've never understood that bullshit
I don’t care if my team is close to get the top pick or what, I am a fan for one reason: to see my favorite team win. Whether they’ve won or lost 100 I am still watching for a victory and this sort of attitude of hoping for a loss in order to get the best pick is mind boggling to me…
AN: Where you will be an A's fan or Dallas Braden will show you the repercussions of your actions.
by stranahanahan on May 19, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
No I want the draft pick
If were going to be bad I want us to be epically bad
He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev
by designatedforassignment on May 19, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions
meh, I just hate losing
Personally when I played hockey for 10 years and as a fan of the A’s, Sharks, etc. I just cannot stand a loss. Ever.
AN: Where you will be an A's fan or Dallas Braden will show you the repercussions of your actions.
by stranahanahan on May 19, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Doesn't make sense with the MLB draft.
You can pick up great players in the billionth round. How many of these top 5 picks flame out?
It’s all about winning at the major league level.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
Have you ever seen Rendon?
what about Strasberg?
He's not missing bats and still giving up HRs like they're party favors at Chuck-E-Cheese - mikev
by designatedforassignment on May 19, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
I've no doubt they're superstar talents.
I’m just saying if you look through the history of the draft there’s going to be players picked up in the billionth round.
Take for example Smoak coming out of high school. What round did we pick him in? I know he was committed to college, but if we threw an extra $1m on the table (which is peanuts for a MLB team) we get a quality hitting prospect in the 90th round or whatever it was.
Tanking the season to get 1 player, with the ridiculous flame out rate of the minors, just seems suicidal to me.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
Just got back from the Sharks game.
The bad news is the Sharks lost. The good news is that I met Flashfire and GoA’s.
Hey, long time, no see!
Did you make it home in time to see the A’s put a silver lining on the day?
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
Listened to it on the way home.
Maybe now I’ll have pleasant dreams. Those damn Blackhawks weren’t helping matters.
by LoneStranger on May 18, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Hate to say it, but those damn Sharks weren't helping matters
tough game to watch
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
There were good moments.
Just bad results.
by LoneStranger on May 18, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
The start of the game was great
but there were some plays in the second half that made you shake your head. Inspiring performances from the top guys though.
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
Doesn't help that Niemi is playing like Brodeur right now...
AN: Where you will be an A's fan or Dallas Braden will show you the repercussions of your actions.
by stranahanahan on May 18, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I LOVE IT
when CT is about to curse and catches himself at the last moment, so hi-larious
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on May 18, 2010 11:24 PM PDT reply actions
Just lost my Townsend feed.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
I will hurt you, dan.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I've got mine...
Maybe all this bullshit is with your ISP?
"Dung got to go! Dung got to go! Earth done. Stop gone never never. Boycott Wolf(f)!"- lyrics from "Boycott Wolf(f)" by The Pilots Dared Me To Die! featuring MC Danmerqury, and The Black Shoes Ensemble (Pam5981 conducting)
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 18, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
nah, the MLB things bad
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Fining Davis for hitting fly balls?
Marvin Miller would be rolling in his grave, except that he’s a healthy old man.
"Dung got to go! Dung got to go! Earth done. Stop gone never never. Boycott Wolf(f)!"- lyrics from "Boycott Wolf(f)" by The Pilots Dared Me To Die! featuring MC Danmerqury, and The Black Shoes Ensemble (Pam5981 conducting)
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 18, 2010 11:25 PM PDT reply actions
CT with a good point.
Rajai is becoming very predictable on the bases.
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
Meh. He's always going to go.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
Now only been caught twice
Doesn’t matter how predictable he is, he’s still stealing bases. Hell, he nearly beat the throw on a well executed pitchout. Pretty impressive if you ask me.
AN: Where you will be an A's fan or Dallas Braden will show you the repercussions of your actions.
by stranahanahan on May 18, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Beautiful
I’m starting to get excited about him. His presence could potentially make quite an impact…
AN: Where you will be an A's fan or Dallas Braden will show you the repercussions of your actions.
by stranahanahan on May 18, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I think my prediction of Rajai stealing 80 this year is about 50 too many
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
If he starts in CF all year 80 isn't out of the question.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
He's at 13, you don't think he'll triple that
He’ll easily top 40 this year if he plays all year…
AN: Where you will be an A's fan or Dallas Braden will show you the repercussions of your actions.
by stranahanahan on May 18, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Fading fast....time for bed!
’night all!
Oh wait…I’ll listen to emperor nobody!
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 18, 2010 11:27 PM PDT reply actions
EN, you complete CT
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
he realllllly does
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
In that case, I don't want to know what Bloom does.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
I can give you a pretty good estimate if you'd like
"Dung got to go! Dung got to go! Earth done. Stop gone never never. Boycott Wolf(f)!"- lyrics from "Boycott Wolf(f)" by The Pilots Dared Me To Die! featuring MC Danmerqury, and The Black Shoes Ensemble (Pam5981 conducting)
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 18, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
He fills him up.
Hard
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 18, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, Cheesy.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I try.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 18, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
[insert porno music here]
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
I missed the Pennington steal
What happened?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
It wasn't a steal, it was more like a gutsy tag advance.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 18, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Very, with Gutierrez with the ball.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
okay, makes sense now
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 18, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously couldn't believe he went on that.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I'm falling asleep at the wheel.
G’night all. Have fun with CT.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 18, 2010 11:30 PM PDT reply actions
night cap'n
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
got your feed back yet?
"Dung got to go! Dung got to go! Earth done. Stop gone never never. Boycott Wolf(f)!"- lyrics from "Boycott Wolf(f)" by The Pilots Dared Me To Die! featuring MC Danmerqury, and The Black Shoes Ensemble (Pam5981 conducting)
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 18, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
yes
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
night, LS
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Raj should be banned from hitting pop flies
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Raj should be banned from hitting pop flies
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
Agrd, but
he’s in the damn lineup, he should hit it on the ground every. damn. time.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Seriously
Honestly, just in terms of pure speed I don’t remember seeing many players who could run like him. Tim Raines is the only guy who comes to mind. I mean Rajai is faster than Rickey ever was, Rickey was just a genius baserunner. But home to 1st I don’t think you’ll find many who could compete with Rajai…
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by stranahanahan on May 18, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
He runs funny, but he definitely is lightning fast.
I’d love to know what his 40 time is.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
Wouldn't be surprised if he clocked in around 4.2
AN: Where you will be an A's fan or Dallas Braden will show you the repercussions of your actions.
by stranahanahan on May 18, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
fines in Kangaroo court, like CT mentioned
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 18, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay, stupid sports cliche phone call!
Way to admit it, emperor. Still a good point. The boys do have to step it up.
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
Ellis was 1-2 @ Lake Elsinore?
That’s what skigurl told me.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Crisp was 4-4 with a HR.
At least, that’s what people were saying in the game thread.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
Crisp can hit A+ pitching!?!?
Shit, he’ll hit cleanup for the big club…
AN: Where you will be an A's fan or Dallas Braden will show you the repercussions of your actions.
by stranahanahan on May 18, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
shoutout to you, Pam!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 18, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
It's weird that he used the 5981. I almost don't see that anymore.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
She's just pam.
Or cakes. But no numbers.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
I wish I could just change my SN.
But I think there’s another Pam in the SB Nation universe.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
That might be a problem the squirrels could take care of...
"Dung got to go! Dung got to go! Earth done. Stop gone never never. Boycott Wolf(f)!"- lyrics from "Boycott Wolf(f)" by The Pilots Dared Me To Die! featuring MC Danmerqury, and The Black Shoes Ensemble (Pam5981 conducting)
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 18, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
in an evening.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Get her!
http://www.sbnation.com/users/pam
NO COMMENTS!! LOSER.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
The Penn St. Nittany Lions?
What a jerk.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
I just need...a moderator...who's drunk with power....wherever shall I find one??
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
we can't affect other SBN sites.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Fire up the Blez signal!
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
Oooh....shoutout city!
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 18, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope I was right! That's what Vince said and skigurl repeated it.
I’m repeating it for the third time. It’s like Telephone around here.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I don't think they'll hold you to it, Pam
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
CT might not. We will.
AN’s rep is on the line!
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
somebody check that shit then.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Oh it's out there now.
The time for fact checking is over.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
I wasn't listening --
did someone read your comment on the air?
by whiteshoes40 on May 18, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Miles is currently a minorleaguer with STL.
And Taveras is in the major leagues with WSN. So…nobody got anything, but us.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
yeah, Rosales has saved our asses big time
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 18, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Taveres got DFA'd him 3 days ago...
AN: Where you will be an A's fan or Dallas Braden will show you the repercussions of your actions.
by stranahanahan on May 18, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
And I fail at coherent sentences...
AN: Where you will be an A's fan or Dallas Braden will show you the repercussions of your actions.
by stranahanahan on May 18, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah...
Well, heh, I can’t say it was unwarranted.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
Good job, EN!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
EN's always reppin us.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
*hugs to you*
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on May 18, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not so sure Ellis is going to command big FA money this offseason
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
I amended that mid-sentence
to be “moderate FA dollars somewhere else”
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by emperor nobody on May 19, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Dude can't stay healthy.
I know he’s the Unicorn and all but we can’t afford to carry players like that. We’re no the Red Sox.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
Sweet CT shoutout at the end emperor!
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
And with that, I'm out, too. Great job, EN!
’night all!
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 18, 2010 11:37 PM PDT reply actions
night GnGS!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn't mind if Crisp is back by the Giants series.
I mean if the fracture is healed, then it’s healed. And his timing seems to be fine.
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
that was a good one
Love talking fundamentals with CT, he is such a baseball fan, I love this guy.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on May 18, 2010 11:38 PM PDT reply actions
love ya! thx for the shoutout!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
of course I must rep the Lovely Ladies of AN
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on May 18, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
yup.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
CT's Rosales love is so transparent.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
Rosy ♥
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I'm guessing the high socks help too.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
I'm guessing he has no callers on hold at the moment.
"Dung got to go! Dung got to go! Earth done. Stop gone never never. Boycott Wolf(f)!"- lyrics from "Boycott Wolf(f)" by The Pilots Dared Me To Die! featuring MC Danmerqury, and The Black Shoes Ensemble (Pam5981 conducting)
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 18, 2010 11:39 PM PDT reply actions
Now's your chance.
"Dung got to go! Dung got to go! Earth done. Stop gone never never. Boycott Wolf(f)!"- lyrics from "Boycott Wolf(f)" by The Pilots Dared Me To Die! featuring MC Danmerqury, and The Black Shoes Ensemble (Pam5981 conducting)
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 18, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
you better call.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
aw shit... poor CT
I don’t have anything to say though. Help me out here.
"Dung got to go! Dung got to go! Earth done. Stop gone never never. Boycott Wolf(f)!"- lyrics from "Boycott Wolf(f)" by The Pilots Dared Me To Die! featuring MC Danmerqury, and The Black Shoes Ensemble (Pam5981 conducting)
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 18, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
talk about me.`
I’m fascinating.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
"So Chris, I know Russel...."
Click.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
[sniff]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I take it back. At this point it's "So I'm also on AN...."
Click.
Poor man is being stalked by an entire blog!
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
Tuesday close to midnight?
Callers should be crushing the switchboard trying to get in there.
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
AN really is a big part of this show - he's right there.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
20-20. Hot damn!
Would Texas just lose some games now? Thx.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Harden pitching tomorrow for them
we’ll see which Rich shows up
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 18, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh.
TOO PRETTY.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I find him less "pretty" than Harden, which of course means I like him more.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
but... Rich!
I love Rich. He’s handsome. And that smirk! So cute.
And Huston, of course, is adorable. :P
by whiteshoes40 on May 18, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that Mr Street?
That dude is always injured.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
Good god, he looks like he's 16.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
Really?
Always thought he was weird looking. That smugness about him can’t be an attractive quality either.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
OH MY.
Weird looking? …. No. That is incorrect.
by whiteshoes40 on May 18, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
he needs to eat some spicy hot foods
grow some hair on his body
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 18, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
boy
“AN is this fan base!”
OMG, wow.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on May 18, 2010 11:41 PM PDT reply actions
that's us, baby.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Not quite, but it's definitely a big part of it. This is one of the more active blogs out there.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
So the fanbase is EN and LB?
Wow, I guess we should all go home then. =P
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
if only we didn't have so many NRAFs
though I’d be at 50 games and accomplish nothing if so
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 18, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
CT putting his stomach on the line
He’s going for the ribs on Thursday at the park. We better hold him to it Thursday night. Can’t be lying to his constituency here.
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
Did I hear right?!?
Tomorrow night is sold out???
AN: Where you will be an A's fan or Dallas Braden will show you the repercussions of your actions.
$2 tix for tomorrow are sold out.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Oh :(
Well, we better have 30,000 there tomorrow!!!
AN: Where you will be an A's fan or Dallas Braden will show you the repercussions of your actions.
by stranahanahan on May 18, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder what team building guy's talking about right now.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
ultimate frisbee, duh
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
that's quality team building!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't be dissing Ultimate Frisbee!
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
I'm on hold
I can hear CT and Mark BS’ing in the background while the commercials play…
"Dung got to go! Dung got to go! Earth done. Stop gone never never. Boycott Wolf(f)!"- lyrics from "Boycott Wolf(f)" by The Pilots Dared Me To Die! featuring MC Danmerqury, and The Black Shoes Ensemble (Pam5981 conducting)
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 18, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
who's Mark?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, you should know this.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
oh.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
CT's producer
"Dung got to go! Dung got to go! Earth done. Stop gone never never. Boycott Wolf(f)!"- lyrics from "Boycott Wolf(f)" by The Pilots Dared Me To Die! featuring MC Danmerqury, and The Black Shoes Ensemble (Pam5981 conducting)
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 18, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
You going with the Gaijin handle or you switching it up?
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
"Gai from Sacramento"
"Dung got to go! Dung got to go! Earth done. Stop gone never never. Boycott Wolf(f)!"- lyrics from "Boycott Wolf(f)" by The Pilots Dared Me To Die! featuring MC Danmerqury, and The Black Shoes Ensemble (Pam5981 conducting)
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 18, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks.
"Dung got to go! Dung got to go! Earth done. Stop gone never never. Boycott Wolf(f)!"- lyrics from "Boycott Wolf(f)" by The Pilots Dared Me To Die! featuring MC Danmerqury, and The Black Shoes Ensemble (Pam5981 conducting)
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 18, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
stellar dude
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on May 18, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
See you Friday, hopefully.
I’ll find out where my ticket is tomorrow and let you know then.
"Dung got to go! Dung got to go! Earth done. Stop gone never never. Boycott Wolf(f)!"- lyrics from "Boycott Wolf(f)" by The Pilots Dared Me To Die! featuring MC Danmerqury, and The Black Shoes Ensemble (Pam5981 conducting)
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 18, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
word
I am waiting on $$ to come but if it gets here by Friday (it should) we will be chillin’ like villains, quoting Bob Dylan and the A’s will be killin’ Zito!
Let me know where yer seats is at =)
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by emperor nobody on May 19, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions
woo! CT love for the A's broadcasters.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
I wonder what he thinks about Bitker
unmentuioned
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
Guy is Sacramento.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
"Gai from Sacramento"
"Dung got to go! Dung got to go! Earth done. Stop gone never never. Boycott Wolf(f)!"- lyrics from "Boycott Wolf(f)" by The Pilots Dared Me To Die! featuring MC Danmerqury, and The Black Shoes Ensemble (Pam5981 conducting)
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 18, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Gai is Sacramento?
(good job, guy/gai/k)
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Pam, CT just called you out.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
He totally did.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
call! do it! you'll love it immediately and want to do it again!
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by emperor nobody on May 18, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL. G_S
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
My god, we're dominating the show.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
It's kind of...embarrassing.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Eh.
He doesn’t seem to mind.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
I mean...for me!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Oh please.
He doesn’t mind, we don’t mind, why would you mind?
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
Did I miss something?
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
I don't know! It's just how I feel!
I’m not embarrassed for ME personally, it just feels embarrassing.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Hey, you're in it now.
CT knows your name now.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
Wish I could hear it!
AN: Where you will be an A's fan or Dallas Braden will show you the repercussions of your actions.
by stranahanahan on May 18, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
OAH says you should call
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 18, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Is she in your closet again?
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
guilty
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 18, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
You're next.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
My ARGH! moment of the night
Checking out Stockton’s box score for the night and seeing:
Grant Green- 0 for 5 with 2 SO’s.
My “oh boy I hope he keeps this up moment”:
Stephen Parker- 1 for 3 with a 3B and 2 BBs.
If Parker ends up being our guy from the draft over Green I wouldn’t be too upset.
AN: Where you will be an A's fan or Dallas Braden will show you the repercussions of your actions.
CTs gonna lurk!
Quick! Cover up!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
Ha ha - AN is all over this show.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
LOL CT knows little of the web
“Everyone’s got these handles on the site”
Said with a questioning air.
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
this is so good G_S
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on May 18, 2010 11:49 PM PDT reply actions
Oh shit.
We totally are.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
So, this is my first CT thread
This is like the greatest thing ever! It reminds me of my old /b/tard days messing with right wing nutjob radio hosts. We’re much kinder of course, but still awesome!
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
Hah.
Ah, /b/tards. They’re pretty hilarious, but they’re completely insane. In the worst way.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
Yeah, you need to check your mental health at the door when you visit 4chan
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
I am gonna go on Friday
Just to meet Guy, he f*ckin’ rules.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on May 18, 2010 11:52 PM PDT reply actions
Sunday you mean?
I’m trying to get peeps to go.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Guy said he's going Friday
But this Sunday is the postgame at the Holiday Inn, right? I wanna meet Chris.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on May 18, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
yup.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
don't plot against me.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay! Giants hate!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
Giant HATE!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
Smack talk
G_S goes with the Phone Company Park line. Nice one.
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
CT's buying our love with Giant hate
I’m strangely okay with that.
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
completely.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Screw the Giants.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
fuck the gnats, they can go fuck themselves
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
G_S. Territorial. Love it.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Who is this??
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
THANKS.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
But they didn't give their 'handle' so it could be ANYONE!
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
It could be ME.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
It could be, but that'd just be confusing!
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
You have a pretty girly voice.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
OMG this is awesome
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on May 18, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
The #$##@$$ you mean "somebody named Jennifer? "
Fah cryin’ outloud, how many ANers are named Jennifer, although I spellmy name Jeannifer
(alias:imaseasonticketholder).
"We get two outs, and I was sure, and I had a plan, and I shook Tek off," Schilling said. "And I get a big 'What if?' for the rest of my life."
by Imaseasonticketholder on May 19, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions
jennifer: empty trophy case
owned.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
AHAHAHA.
I sent this to CT a little while ago:
Hey Chris,
Now that you’re getting texts from Vince Cotroneo, can you text him back
and tell him that “Boom Boom Bailey” is a terrible nickname for Andrew
Bailey? Nobody else uses it except for Vince, and despite what he
thinks, it’s not catching on. Please stop, Vince.
-Dan
He replied back: “Can’t do it.”
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
CT sucks ;-)
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 18, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
You know he's going to lurk AN for a while to see just who the hell all these callers are.
I assume he appreciates it though – as someone said up above, the show would be much quieter without us.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
LOL ok this is getting a little scary!
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
This is like the AN Afterparty
on live radio.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on May 18, 2010 11:54 PM PDT reply actions
Thank you for your part in this, of course.
"Dung got to go! Dung got to go! Earth done. Stop gone never never. Boycott Wolf(f)!"- lyrics from "Boycott Wolf(f)" by The Pilots Dared Me To Die! featuring MC Danmerqury, and The Black Shoes Ensemble (Pam5981 conducting)
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 18, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I try
You did so well tonight, it was impressive to say the least and it moved the ball re: CT and blogs a big distance for one ten minute call, bro’.
BRAVO, Gai, total Bravo.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on May 18, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
We've gatecrashed CT's house.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
I cannot see Braden becoming that.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
You can't use your first name?
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
Heh.
Then use something like Jill, or Jane or something.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
Just tell us beforehand.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
In this den of wolves?
I’d be scared too.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
My friend always goes with Kevin
Seriously, his name’s Dan but we’ll go to Starbucks and all of a sudden he’s Kevin.
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
Can you imagine what non-AN listeners must be thinking right now?
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
no TV even
just listens to ball games on the radio like he’s done for the last 50 years.
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
it's not me, is it?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 19, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
you don't have a computer
yet you’re AN’s leader for number of posts? That’s some kind of magic.
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
I'm a wizard.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 19, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Knowing you're south of the mason-dixon
you’re not that kind of wizard are you?
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
no, but I can assure you those fellas are alive and well here.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 19, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
It's not actually Jennifer, right?
But who else could it be?
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
I'm not sure, but I think Jennifer's a pretty common name.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
[sarcasm!]
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Jennifer, the person who uses that handle?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 18, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
That's what I meant in the subject line.
Not that it was clear.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
This Jennifer is older than that Jennifer.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
wut
This person sounds about 35-40
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 18, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. Our Jennifer's like 25.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Plus isn't that Jennifer from Kansas?
This doesn’t sound like a Midwest accent.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
And funnier.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
OH! What about Storm?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 19, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
::::they're watching you:::::
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
a lurker that's camped out in front of dan's house, in the bushes.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 19, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
You hope.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
I'm just a ray of sunshine.
I mean he doesn’t strike me as the kind of guy that would change under those circumstances, but you really never know until you experience them.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
I'm okay with AN dominating the CT show on nights like these.
It’s pretty likely there are no callers on the line when he goes to the mailbag within the first 15 minutes of the show.
"Dung got to go! Dung got to go! Earth done. Stop gone never never. Boycott Wolf(f)!"- lyrics from "Boycott Wolf(f)" by The Pilots Dared Me To Die! featuring MC Danmerqury, and The Black Shoes Ensemble (Pam5981 conducting)
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 18, 2010 11:58 PM PDT reply actions
it's late
game went extras and it’s a work/school night, so everyone’s asleep LOL
We are the crazed night owls!
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on May 19, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
So when Rosales goes to the grocery store
Does he sprint to get a grocery cart?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
sprint down the aisles too?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 19, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Sometimes.
If it’s near closing and there’s nobody there.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
I do the sprint and ride
But you have to find the well greased cart. I hate the ones that drift and send you into a car within five yards.
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
HALLELUJAH, CT.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
is it LibrariAN?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
Nope, that's Susan.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
And she's British.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
She is?
Jeez who don’t you know on here? You seem to have the inside track on everyone.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
I've met her!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
last year's community day, right?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 19, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes, and at a bunch of games.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Is it wrong that I'm considering dropping her a line asking how the hell one gets to the Bay Area?
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
She lives here.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Yeah, but if she's British she didn't at one point.
That’s what I’m getting at.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
Hah.
1. Take the Tube to Heathrow.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
2. Fly London Heathrow to SFO.
3. Take BART to the Coliseum.
Fin.
by whiteshoes40 on May 19, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Or if you want to follow Google Maps...
Swim 3617 miles.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 19, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions
4. Immigration tells me to go the fuck home.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
tourist visa?
(I don’t really know what I’m talking about. I did spend a few months in England in college, but all of that visa stuff was figured out for me.)
by whiteshoes40 on May 19, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Well yeah that's the short term.
I’m more after the ‘get a job, live in the Bay Area’ plan.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
Well it's in the early stages, but yeah I like to think it's a good plan.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
My student days are over!
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
What's ANU?
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
AN + U
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 19, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions
AN wuvs you, dan.
It just….didn’t know how to tell you.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 19, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
An you?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 19, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
took me a minute too
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I wonder what Blez pays...
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
1: Just find some lonely desperate American and marry her
2: put up with her until you’re officially a citizen
3: divorce her
4: profit
"Dung got to go! Dung got to go! Earth done. Stop gone never never. Boycott Wolf(f)!"- lyrics from "Boycott Wolf(f)" by The Pilots Dared Me To Die! featuring MC Danmerqury, and The Black Shoes Ensemble (Pam5981 conducting)
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 19, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Though I hear getting citizenship through marriage is SUPER hard too.
Not that I’ve checked or anything…
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
they make you jump through some hoops, but it's not horribly bad.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 19, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Where's he from?
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
No doubt much easier than rocking up at the embassy and saying:
“Hey I wanna live in your country….and no I’m not part of a sleeper terrorist cell.”
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
CT story.
quiet everyone.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 19, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
"Grown out of getting autographs"?!
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
GREAT Bob Feller stories!!!
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on May 19, 2010 12:03 AM PDT reply actions
FELLER!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
Did he say his grandfather was the 1948 AL MVP?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
I think so...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 19, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Bob Elliot, he says
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 19, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
you ARE a Rock Star CT LOL
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on May 19, 2010 12:04 AM PDT reply actions
totally!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 19, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Really? Aaron Cunningham?
Wasn’t it his first big league cup of coffee?
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
Who's Aaron Cunningham?
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
Richie's older brother... the one that was only in the pilot episode
"Dung got to go! Dung got to go! Earth done. Stop gone never never. Boycott Wolf(f)!"- lyrics from "Boycott Wolf(f)" by The Pilots Dared Me To Die! featuring MC Danmerqury, and The Black Shoes Ensemble (Pam5981 conducting)
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 19, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions
The left leg plus some of the torso
"Dung got to go! Dung got to go! Earth done. Stop gone never never. Boycott Wolf(f)!"- lyrics from "Boycott Wolf(f)" by The Pilots Dared Me To Die! featuring MC Danmerqury, and The Black Shoes Ensemble (Pam5981 conducting)
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 19, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Interesting. So what do these comics do to you?
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
I love you, shoes.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 19, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh god, Ryan in the devil outfit.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
swappy devil. agreed.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 19, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
You knew it was sarcasm.
You just wanted to post that pic didn’t you.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
Apparently David Beckham is exceptional in this regard.
He always takes the time to be courteous to people that approach him.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
Is this the dude who got Braden's PG ticket tattooed on his leg?!?!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
And then got Braden to sign his tattoo, and went back to get it inked.
SERIOUSLY.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
hold on, a REAL tattoo?!
that’s hardcore.
by whiteshoes40 on May 19, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
YES.
The ticket, the image of Braden with his fist in the air behind the ticket and Braden’s autograph.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Hardcore. Terrifying. Thin line.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
Wow, he inked the autograph?
We all pale in fandom compared to that. Props to him.
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
I'm more than happy to take a back seat to guys like that.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
Holy crap!
Seriously?! That’s really, really awesome.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
people have lots of tattoos
it doesn’t seem weird to me.
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes
a Kara DiWhat'serface shoutout?
"Dung got to go! Dung got to go! Earth done. Stop gone never never. Boycott Wolf(f)!"- lyrics from "Boycott Wolf(f)" by The Pilots Dared Me To Die! featuring MC Danmerqury, and The Black Shoes Ensemble (Pam5981 conducting)
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 19, 2010 12:06 AM PDT reply actions
I just emailed Nico to see if we could bump the other "pam"
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I'm not drunk with power enough?
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
You're not to be trusted.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Heh.
What am I going to do? Have her block your spot even more?
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
No really, can you bump her?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I doubt it.
Nico can’t either. The Pam impostor isn’t registered at AN. No jurisdiction over…Penn St.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
Blez. Jeez, people just ignore me around here! =P
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
Who are you again?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Yea, but Blez can.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
But would he?
He lives on a higher plane than us mortals.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
He might.
Doesn’t help my case that she logged in on May 14. Before that she hadn’t logged in in a long time.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Hah!
How long have you been stalking your Pam clone?
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
it's scary, isn't it?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 19, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
I only looked a few weeks ago.
But noticed that her join date/last login date were close.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Maybe you should pay her for her name.
Y’know like rookies do for to get their college number from veterans in the pros.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
I'm trustworthy.
[flashes used car salesman smile]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 19, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
there's another pam?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 19, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
NO.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
There's only one pammycakes.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
That was a wrong move.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Even I don't call her that.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
Meh, I'm getting bolder.
After all, nobody pays attention to what I say anyway. =P
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
That's a mistake.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
He should remember to count his fingers often.
The time he comes up with nine is the time he knows you’ve had your revenge.
"Dung got to go! Dung got to go! Earth done. Stop gone never never. Boycott Wolf(f)!"- lyrics from "Boycott Wolf(f)" by The Pilots Dared Me To Die! featuring MC Danmerqury, and The Black Shoes Ensemble (Pam5981 conducting)
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 19, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions
I'll only start to worry if we were in the same continent.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
I guess we'll have to wait and see won't we.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
CT's grandpa was an MVP!?
Here’s the baseball-reference.com page of the player he mentioned:
Bob Elliott
Pretty damn good player.
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
that's why I emailed him to ask
That’s awesome. He has a baseball pedigree.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 19, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Here's Elliott's wikipedia page
LINKLINKLINK
Native San Franciscan.
Managed the A’s in 1960 and was fired by Charlie Finley!
Thanks for emailing CT
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
Some guy on the nats got hit in the head with a curveball.
From above.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 19, 2010 12:15 AM PDT reply actions
any link
sounds painful and interesting
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
It was actually hilarous.
It looped up so fucking high that it just pebbled on his head.
He looked so nonchalant it was hilarious. Remove helmet, scratch ears, take base.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 19, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I'm gonna need some explanation.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
Okay, I have to post this
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
WAFFLEBACONSAUSAGE HOUSE!!!!!!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 19, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I think that's a restaurant.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
Hmm, breakfast plans for tomorrow are suddenly forming
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
squirrel!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 19, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
knock yourself out with this site
I wanna make the banana corn dogs
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 19, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
A CHEESE KATSU MCDONALDS BURGER.
WTF.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
that looks fucking delicious
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 19, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Aw, short CT.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
he got excited.
thinking of you, no doubt.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 19, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
tomorrow's another day
good luck on the airways
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
209!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
Bye CT. Bye AN... that is, unless I'm not actually the last one here.
"Dung got to go! Dung got to go! Earth done. Stop gone never never. Boycott Wolf(f)!"- lyrics from "Boycott Wolf(f)" by The Pilots Dared Me To Die! featuring MC Danmerqury, and The Black Shoes Ensemble (Pam5981 conducting)
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 19, 2010 12:18 AM PDT reply actions
night G_S.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 19, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Actually, I wasn't trying to go to bed.
Something must have been up with my internet because nothing refreshed for quite a while and I thought everybody had left.
"Dung got to go! Dung got to go! Earth done. Stop gone never never. Boycott Wolf(f)!"- lyrics from "Boycott Wolf(f)" by The Pilots Dared Me To Die! featuring MC Danmerqury, and The Black Shoes Ensemble (Pam5981 conducting)
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 19, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions
oh. n o, we're still here.
though I feel sad and all that, still.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 19, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions
The post-CT chat sometimes lasts longer than his show does.
We’re a twisted bunch.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
It always does.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
but to you
its the afternoon, some time in june, right?
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes
8am.......the next day.
Close though.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
What'cha havin' for breakfast?
"Dung got to go! Dung got to go! Earth done. Stop gone never never. Boycott Wolf(f)!"- lyrics from "Boycott Wolf(f)" by The Pilots Dared Me To Die! featuring MC Danmerqury, and The Black Shoes Ensemble (Pam5981 conducting)
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 19, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions
is it porridge?
Last time I visited the UK I I consumed gallons of soaked-overnight oats.
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
I hate porridge.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
Well, you can have it all the time
I was raised on Quaker instant oatmeal, so proper porridge was a revelation.
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
I can, I just refuse not too.
Like I heard a stat yesterday – the UK consumes more tins of baked beans than the rest of the world combined.
What is that all about?! Those things are foul!
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
Erm....good question.
Crumpets maybe? I know, how very English of me.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
"some time in June..." love
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 19, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
not last, and I'll make sure to turn out the lights when I leave
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
good work, soldier.
"Dung got to go! Dung got to go! Earth done. Stop gone never never. Boycott Wolf(f)!"- lyrics from "Boycott Wolf(f)" by The Pilots Dared Me To Die! featuring MC Danmerqury, and The Black Shoes Ensemble (Pam5981 conducting)
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 19, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions
LB or Gaijin S. -- am I still linking incorrectly?
I was having a bit of trouble, so I’m not sure.
by Ray of Lite on May 19, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
well it works
but i like to tick the box that says “open in new window”
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes
CT's Grandpa Bob Elliot
Was actually KC A’s manager in 1960, holy jeebus.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on May 19, 2010 12:21 AM PDT reply actions
Aaaaand it comes full circle.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
stunning
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on May 19, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Why thankyou.
Oh you mean the CT story?
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
Elliott was also the original slegnA turncoat
After being fired by Charlie Finley, he joined up with the new expasion team in LA. Yes, Bob Elliot was a coach with the 1961 LA Angels.
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
IIRC, one time Bob Elliot held a meeting at 7pm during spring training.
Once the men got to the park and assembled, he said
“Gentlemen, I just wanted to see how quickly if we could assemble if we had to”
and then dismissed the meeting.
"Dung got to go! Dung got to go! Earth done. Stop gone never never. Boycott Wolf(f)!"- lyrics from "Boycott Wolf(f)" by The Pilots Dared Me To Die! featuring MC Danmerqury, and The Black Shoes Ensemble (Pam5981 conducting)
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 19, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
A) Great tale
B) If you’re recalling that, does that mean you were a member of the 1961 Angels? How did you come by that story?
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
I've read hundreds if not thousands of baseball books in my lifetime,
I just don’t remember which one that story was from or who told it.
Or maybe it was Mel McGaha…
"Dung got to go! Dung got to go! Earth done. Stop gone never never. Boycott Wolf(f)!"- lyrics from "Boycott Wolf(f)" by The Pilots Dared Me To Die! featuring MC Danmerqury, and The Black Shoes Ensemble (Pam5981 conducting)
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 19, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I see
My pitiful knowledge of radio wave humor has again become a problem. I shouldn’t have skipped the Bob and Ray chapter. I started with Fireside Theater and the jumped ahead to The Jerky Boys. Should have read the book cover to cover.
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
Ha ha. Oh god I'd so do that if I had power.
Which is why nobody gives me any!
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
you f*ckers come on and visit me in 317 row 3 tomorrow!!!!
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on May 19, 2010 12:23 AM PDT reply actions
represent man!
and down some dogs with CT!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 19, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey, CT promised he would try the ribs
He better not back out.
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
I'm confused. I thought Friday?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I'm an NRAF, completely reliant on rides and other people's whims...
I can’t afford $42 and 6 hours on public transportation just to get to the Coliseum for a $10 ticket.
"Dung got to go! Dung got to go! Earth done. Stop gone never never. Boycott Wolf(f)!"- lyrics from "Boycott Wolf(f)" by The Pilots Dared Me To Die! featuring MC Danmerqury, and The Black Shoes Ensemble (Pam5981 conducting)
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 19, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
So you and EN will both be there Friday?
I want to come say hi.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I am waiting on $$
but if it gets here by Friday I will go Friday for Zito to get thumped and Sunday to go to the postgame party and chill with CT and Dale the Staplehead.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on May 19, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions
MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
sorry, I should have put a warning in the subject line.
Cunningham’s thighs are blindingly white.
by whiteshoes40 on May 19, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Without sounding too crass - you should see mine. I'm paler than that guy.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
Visions of a Suzuki walk-off have been replaced by that
How could you do this to us?
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
Er.
Gio’s 4th from the left, in the green.
Cliff’s all the way on the right.
Is that Travis as batman, way in the back?
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
Lazy bitches weren't even trying.
"Dung got to go! Dung got to go! Earth done. Stop gone never never. Boycott Wolf(f)!"- lyrics from "Boycott Wolf(f)" by The Pilots Dared Me To Die! featuring MC Danmerqury, and The Black Shoes Ensemble (Pam5981 conducting)
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 19, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
thats the thing
thye just goto a costume shop and get the biggest “sexy _______” outfit they can. They need a little effort. its like hanley ramirez chose the outfits.
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes
Sweeney devil?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 19, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
God I forgot what a horrible woman Ziggy made.
That’s just gross.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
the red hair didn't really...
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 19, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Nice work.
I wasn’t sure who Gray was. And the guy next to Cliffy — Jeff Baisley, maybe? But there’s also some dude behind Dale that I don’t remember.
Good grief, we had a lot of rookies that year.
by whiteshoes40 on May 19, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Def Grey.
There’s another pic that has Jerry in it. Not sure but don’t think its Baisley. I don’t think he was with the club then. But that’s just a guess.
jerry's in that picture
he just turned to the side
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes
Oh so that's the shadow under the big pale guy to the left?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 19, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Funnily enough, Buck does have the durability of a bat girl.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
Alright guys, I'm out
Always an early morning for me
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
dan
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 19, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Cup dan
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 19, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
get up to 317 row 3 and holla at an emperor, it'd be SMASHing!!!
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by emperor nobody on May 19, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions
okay, before I leave I will post a happy picture
as an apology for subjecting y’all to the ’08 rookies.
(sorry, couldn’t get a bigger version)
Night!
I think I win. Last one here!
"Dung got to go! Dung got to go! Earth done. Stop gone never never. Boycott Wolf(f)!"- lyrics from "Boycott Wolf(f)" by The Pilots Dared Me To Die! featuring MC Danmerqury, and The Black Shoes Ensemble (Pam5981 conducting)
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 19, 2010 12:54 AM PDT reply actions
I win.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
Not so fast, morning boy!
"Dung got to go! Dung got to go! Earth done. Stop gone never never. Boycott Wolf(f)!"- lyrics from "Boycott Wolf(f)" by The Pilots Dared Me To Die! featuring MC Danmerqury, and The Black Shoes Ensemble (Pam5981 conducting)
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 19, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions
I've got all day.
You’ll tire eventually.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
Yeah, but you have a job or school or a dole queue or something to do eventually, right?
"Dung got to go! Dung got to go! Earth done. Stop gone never never. Boycott Wolf(f)!"- lyrics from "Boycott Wolf(f)" by The Pilots Dared Me To Die! featuring MC Danmerqury, and The Black Shoes Ensemble (Pam5981 conducting)
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 19, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions
None of the above (part time job - not working today/finished Uni/never going on the dole)
I have applications to fill out, but I can do that from right here. =P
Check and mate.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
I work from home and have enough strong pharmaceuticals to keep me awake for days
"Dung got to go! Dung got to go! Earth done. Stop gone never never. Boycott Wolf(f)!"- lyrics from "Boycott Wolf(f)" by The Pilots Dared Me To Die! featuring MC Danmerqury, and The Black Shoes Ensemble (Pam5981 conducting)
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 19, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions
And yet, Bloom will beat you both.
He always does.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
Oh no, a third has joined the battle.
I’d better post more tranny pics.
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"Dung got to go! Dung got to go! Earth done. Stop gone never never. Boycott Wolf(f)!"- lyrics from "Boycott Wolf(f)" by The Pilots Dared Me To Die! featuring MC Danmerqury, and The Black Shoes Ensemble (Pam5981 conducting)
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 19, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions
You can't get graphic here. Tranny pics nullified!
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
That's me, baby.
"Dung got to go! Dung got to go! Earth done. Stop gone never never. Boycott Wolf(f)!"- lyrics from "Boycott Wolf(f)" by The Pilots Dared Me To Die! featuring MC Danmerqury, and The Black Shoes Ensemble (Pam5981 conducting)
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 19, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions
No comment.
So how come you don’t drive then? That’s my random question of the day.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
I used to have nightmares about dying behind the wheel
and panic attacks whenever I drove.
I’m okay with motorcycles and scooters, though. I just can’t pass the driving test. They make you drive really slow in a small circle without putting your foot down and I can’t do it without putting my foot down.
Anyway, I live near public transportation and shops and within walking distance of most of my family, so I don’t really need to drive.
"Dung got to go! Dung got to go! Earth done. Stop gone never never. Boycott Wolf(f)!"- lyrics from "Boycott Wolf(f)" by The Pilots Dared Me To Die! featuring MC Danmerqury, and The Black Shoes Ensemble (Pam5981 conducting)
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 19, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Ouch. Yeah I guess that would put anyone off.
It’s not vital that you drive in this day and age, public transportation is pretty good, but it makes EVERYTHING easier!
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
You made a song and dance about leaving too!
Attention whore!
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
I realized I was hungry!
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
that's what happened to the cheez cap'n last night
“A plate of snacks” he called it
"Dung got to go! Dung got to go! Earth done. Stop gone never never. Boycott Wolf(f)!"- lyrics from "Boycott Wolf(f)" by The Pilots Dared Me To Die! featuring MC Danmerqury, and The Black Shoes Ensemble (Pam5981 conducting)
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 19, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions
He and Rated R are two peas in a pod.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
Queso is the evil twin.
He swears more. That said, they’re both good little boys.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
Honestly, I'm sure they're nice enough.
I just think meeting them in person might be a little strange.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
Oh, strange? Definitely.
But I’d imagine the strangeness goes away eventually.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
That's when you should worry.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
There are a lot of people here like that...
sometimes three, four, or six peas in a pod…
but definitely peapods and onions all the way.
"Dung got to go! Dung got to go! Earth done. Stop gone never never. Boycott Wolf(f)!"- lyrics from "Boycott Wolf(f)" by The Pilots Dared Me To Die! featuring MC Danmerqury, and The Black Shoes Ensemble (Pam5981 conducting)
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 19, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah there are.
It’d be fun to meet some of these guys in person. See if they’re anything like their AN personalities.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
Tut tut. Midnight snacking is baaaad.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
How about 1 AM snacking?
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
Oh that's fine then.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
the show is over
But CT and me are still talking over e-mail about his grandpa being KC A’s manager in 1960, can you believe that? It’s genetic for this guy, he was born to cover this team.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
That's pretty awesome.
Do you know where in the Coli CT does his show? You should pay him a visit.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
dunno if he's there
My impression is he is watching on TV is wherever KTRB’s studios are at.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on May 19, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions
I think he has MLB.tv
He made a comment the other day about watching the A’s Rangers game with the Rangers broadcast.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
Didn't he get up during the broadcast to close a window once
because highschoolers were using the field at the Coli making noise?
That said, I wouldn’t be surprised if he moves around.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
He was talking to me when that happened.
"Dung got to go! Dung got to go! Earth done. Stop gone never never. Boycott Wolf(f)!"- lyrics from "Boycott Wolf(f)" by The Pilots Dared Me To Die! featuring MC Danmerqury, and The Black Shoes Ensemble (Pam5981 conducting)
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 19, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Name dropper!
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
Alright, buddy, you win.
My knee hurts and I know that if I go to sleep, I won’t feel my knee hurting.
That, and I’m rather tired.
Have a nice day, of course, and I look forward to seeing you on Thursday’s game thread. It’ll be a regular old night game for you, won’t it?
"Dung got to go! Dung got to go! Earth done. Stop gone never never. Boycott Wolf(f)!"- lyrics from "Boycott Wolf(f)" by The Pilots Dared Me To Die! featuring MC Danmerqury, and The Black Shoes Ensemble (Pam5981 conducting)
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 19, 2010 1:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Erm......possibly. Not sure if I have to work yet.
Missed the last two due to real life getting in the way.
Later G_S.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
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