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Open Thread: Game 40 (Thread 2)

Felix is really pitching terribly, but somehow, it's 1-1 on the strength of a Rob Johnson (huh?) home run going into the bottom of the third.

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Mushroomy?

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by Gaijin_Suketto on May 18, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I like mushrooms.

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by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a fan.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 18, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay, Peter.

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by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suhshell?

These may be your father's A's!

by ohtobe21likehuston on May 18, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 18, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a texture thing for me

Same with tomatoes and onions. Love it in sauces, but not whole or chunks.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 18, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

weirdos

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by Future Ed on May 18, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Want.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 18, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet CT would like those...

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by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

whstever you make will be delicious.

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by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

especially the bacon wrapped scallops.

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by mikev on May 18, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pam's making them this time.

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by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hope she doesn't poison mine.

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by mikev on May 18, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

she might.

She’ll poison mine too, then.

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by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

At AN Day?

Bacon wrapped scallops AND mushrooms stuffed with parmesan, garlic, and bread crumbs? I’d love you guys forever.

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Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 18, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grilled Scallops with green curry sauce.

And I will do the stuffed shrooms, and maybe the grilled shrimp with ancho chili butter.

by lynnzgal on May 18, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

My god.

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by danmerqury on May 18, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most definitely.

There’s no possible way I can miss AN Day now.

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by danmerqury on May 18, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

what? what about the bacon wrapping?

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by mikev on May 18, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't worry honey.

We’ll bacon wrap something.

by lynnzgal on May 18, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

[raises hand]

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by danmerqury on May 18, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay

I’m checking flights now

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by ohtobe21likehuston on May 18, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently that's been nixed for green curry sauce.

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by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its pretty amazing!

From Bocanova in JLS. You all will be getting some pretty inspired dishes from there in future.

by lynnzgal on May 18, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thirst!

"Smokey, this be not the foul jungles of the darkest East Orient. This be ninepins. We are bound by laws."

by Joey C. on May 18, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, a beer

That worked out.

"Smokey, this be not the foul jungles of the darkest East Orient. This be ninepins. We are bound by laws."

by Joey C. on May 18, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beer is goo

BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF.

by doctorK on May 18, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

...d

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by doctorK on May 18, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks again for the papers!

"Smokey, this be not the foul jungles of the darkest East Orient. This be ninepins. We are bound by laws."

by Joey C. on May 18, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

roomy

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by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Preppy

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by Gaijin_Suketto on May 18, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don't need to go to bed.

You just need a hot bath, a glass of wine, and a full-body massage while you listen to the game on the radio.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 18, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll wash the dishes while you're in the bath

and then have candles ready for the massage when you get out.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 18, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

and an amazing shagging to actually put her to sleep.

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by mikev on May 18, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

What does “shagging” mean?

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by Rated-R Superstar on May 18, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even I know what that means.

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by ElQuesoCapitan on May 18, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never heard that term before for some reason.

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by Rated-R Superstar on May 18, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're not in england

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by mikev on May 18, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, but I’ve been there about five times.

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by Rated-R Superstar on May 18, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

you've been to England five times, rrs?

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by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah!

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 18, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

So dirty!

He’s a little boy!

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by danmerqury on May 18, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's possible he's done it 5 times.

Let me rephrease. It’s possible someone his age has. But not him.

by ZigFan31 on May 18, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Possibly, but not RRS!

Dirty, dirty girl.

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by danmerqury on May 18, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch.

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by Rated-R Superstar on May 18, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a good thing.

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by danmerqury on May 18, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, that’s good.

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by Rated-R Superstar on May 18, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s been at least four times and it may be five times. My mom was born there and her family is still back there.

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by Rated-R Superstar on May 18, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh.

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by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, the draft lottery sucked.

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by Rated-R Superstar on May 18, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

So now you know what they really mean

when they say they’re shagging fly balls.

(You know what “fly” means, right?)

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by iglew on May 18, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Sure.)

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by Rated-R Superstar on May 18, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

having sexual relations

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by mikev on May 18, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

f**king

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by doctorK on May 18, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

do NOT enter it into the google

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on May 18, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

...um, it's another word for...food.

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by danmerqury on May 18, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yummy.

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by Rated-R Superstar on May 18, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ungh!

Iglew! You know me so well!

by lynnzgal on May 18, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

understand

i’m sleepy myself, this weather doesn’t help

by OakA'sHoney on May 18, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

hi sirbed.

I did what you did last night, then my phone died on me.

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by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you need more play by play descriptions in the thread?

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by Gaijin_Suketto on May 18, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm illegally connected.

Three ways.

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by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god, I'm envious...

The suction unit, the f**king machine, and the nippletron 5000….

oh wait, that’s not what you mean, is it?

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by Gaijin_Suketto on May 18, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, but I'd be interested in subscribing.

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by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I see your birth certificate

before you come to Cali?

These may be your father's A's!

by ohtobe21likehuston on May 18, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

What did the sheriff say when he found you?

"Smokey, this be not the foul jungles of the darkest East Orient. This be ninepins. We are bound by laws."

by Joey C. on May 18, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m ready to score five runs.

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by Rated-R Superstar on May 18, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm ready to watch the A's score five runs.

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by danmerqury on May 18, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's hit the king

Thankyouverymuch!

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by ohtobe21likehuston on May 18, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Hernandez strikes out Barton looking on some sick shit.

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by Gaijin_Suketto on May 18, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

he's a pretty above average thrower of the baseball

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by mikev on May 18, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I had a 60mph fastball, let alone a 95'er.

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by Gaijin_Suketto on May 18, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then again, they don't call me "Young Moyer" for nothin'.

"Dung got to go! Dung got to go! Earth done. Stop gone never never. Boycott Wolf(f)!"- lyrics from "Boycott Wolf(f)" by The Pilots Dared Me To Die! featuring MC Danmerqury, and The Black Shoes Ensemble (Pam5981 conducting)

by Gaijin_Suketto on May 18, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

once upon a time I could top 70

but if I tried to do that now I’d probably need TJ surgery

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by mikev on May 18, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooof...outside.

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Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 18, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

They had their chance,

and they let King Felix off of the proverbial hook.

There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

by Eddie Cheddar on May 18, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Glad to be wrong..

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by Eddie Cheddar on May 18, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

We may be heading for another dehooking here...

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on May 18, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

sa-wingle

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on May 18, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I believe in Ryan Sweeney.

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by Rated-R Superstar on May 18, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweeney singled, then Suzuki doubled him over to third.

The above pxp brought to you by “Bloomicil.”

“If you’re constipated from eating too many stewed sock puppets, take Bloomicil”

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by Gaijin_Suketto on May 18, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swingle?

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by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Swingle?

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by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s saving that for his next plate appearance.

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by Rated-R Superstar on May 18, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Mariners almost threw that thing away.

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by Rated-R Superstar on May 18, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

very nice

make ’em pay

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by ohtobe21likehuston on May 18, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

okay... nice wack

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by ak_A on May 18, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice

Can we not get someone picked off 3B this time please.

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by doctorK on May 18, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

Let’s try 2nd this time

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by ohtobe21likehuston on May 18, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was sort of a lawn dart

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by Joey C. on May 18, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Wooooo!

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 18, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Lopez

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on May 18, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Get the runners in Kouz

we do not want a repeat of last inning

by Trainman on May 18, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

What on earth has happened to Figgins?

I just saw his average; I always rated him quite high. Seemed to be a catalyst type player

by Shed on May 18, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on May 18, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I missed the story about Rosales.

Why does he have a black eye?

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by iglew on May 18, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT

BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF.

by doctorK on May 18, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Send him!

There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

by Eddie Cheddar on May 18, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

cust...magic time please

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by ak_A on May 18, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

kouz sucks get him away

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by ElQuesoCapitan on May 18, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks, Jack.

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by Rated-R Superstar on May 18, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

IN PLAY RUNS

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by mikev on May 18, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Jack!!!!!!!

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by Nick on May 18, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

CUST

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 18, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA Kust

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on May 18, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Jack comes thru

Swinging early in the count.

Billy Beane will be happy

by Trainman on May 18, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

DOES EVERYTHING

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 18, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

WAHOO!

Also, it’s kind of weird how many balls Cust has hit in play.

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by danmerqury on May 18, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

SUPERCUST!

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on May 18, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Jack, you've justified my love

"Smokey, this be not the foul jungles of the darkest East Orient. This be ninepins. We are bound by laws."

by Joey C. on May 18, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Where was this guy for the first six weeks of the season?

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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 18, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Sacramento.

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by Rated-R Superstar on May 18, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG CUST IS ZO BADD WITH RISP HE ALWAZE JUST TRYS TOO WALK!!!11!!1

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by Nick on May 18, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Wheels!

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by Rated-R Superstar on May 18, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 18, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

CUST TO 2ND

Hah!

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Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 18, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

So Jack seems to be hitting.

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by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

me too

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by Future Ed on May 18, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

your unjustified Jack hate is apparent.

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by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

your IP just drove in two runs.

You’re supposed to grouse quietly when that happens.

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by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Instant Pork?

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by danmerqury on May 18, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Identified Problem.

um…Jermaine Dye, Bobby Crosby, Rajai Davis…those were three of mine. The guy you hate on the team, whether it’s justified or not.

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by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda hope so.

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by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT WAS WAY INSIDE.

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by mikev on May 18, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

The best thing about Cust's hit

Chavy’s strikeout ended the inning.

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by doctorK on May 18, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

That was not a third strike

Sorry ump.

"Smokey, this be not the foul jungles of the darkest East Orient. This be ninepins. We are bound by laws."

by Joey C. on May 18, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate strike lookings

If it’s close, SWING, Strike or not which it probably was not

by Trainman on May 18, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

it really wasn't close.

that was a bullshit strike call.

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by mikev on May 18, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK

I does not have the benefit of TV down here

by Trainman on May 18, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZombieChavy is no match for the wrath of King Felix.

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by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Good thing Cust is batting ahead of Chavez.

Now if only he’s batting in front of Kouz….

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on May 18, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Score one for Gallego, I guess -- I would have sent Sweeney on the fly ball.

And like I said last night, Rajai is FINALLY staying back on pitches. Did it again in his first AB tonight. It would be so great if he started hitting a bit.

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by Nico on May 18, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

So, now the sound on my mlbtv is about 2 seconds behind the picture

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 18, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Same here.

So far, however, they still take place in the same possible world.

It’s when events in the audio and video start to diverge that you know you’ve fallen through a wormhole.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on May 18, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rob Johnson hitting his only 2 HRs of the season against Sheets isn't proof?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 18, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

hola amigos

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by cuppingmaster on May 18, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Que up, dude?

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by Nick on May 18, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

eating wienerschnitzel and multi watching sharks and a's

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by cuppingmaster on May 18, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is the queupping master.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 18, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cup.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 18, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

dan

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Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on May 18, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi cup

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

the 8 ouncer!

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on May 18, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buenos-ding-dong-diddly-dias, señor

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by Joey C. on May 18, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sunday

I passed the game on the train as it was starting on Sat.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on May 18, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

How would you have found me?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on May 18, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, oops

Yeah, I was coming back from a conference in SD. Boo.

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Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on May 18, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Halo Heaven happy with that inning from Fuentes

Sorry to disappoint but there will be many, many more meltdowns by Fuentes when you don’t need them.

by Trainman on May 18, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I've been happily boycotting that hell-hole

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by doctorK on May 18, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

bye bye sharks.

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by mikev on May 18, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

no but they'd be down 2 games and going into chicago

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by mikev on May 18, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, if they lose...

In a best-of-7, 2-2-1-1-1 format, the Sharks would have dropped both games at home and they have never recovered from an 0-2 series deficit. Chances of doing so are about 20%

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by SwisherThresher on May 18, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks like the annual fin-clipping starts today

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Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on May 18, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice inning, Ben

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on May 18, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

how is that game still going

was there a rain delay?

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on May 18, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Evidently the Yankees have protested the game

The Sox took Beckett out claiming he was hurt, and the reliever got more than 8 warmups, but the Y’s say there’s no evidence that he was in fact injured.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 18, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh screw the Yankees.

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by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Francona talk to the umps prior to taking Beckett out?

If so, the Wankers can have themselves a nice warm cup of STFU.

BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF.

by doctorK on May 18, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ben Sheets them down.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 18, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Seattle TV guys were just talking about

how Sheets was tipping pitches before. I missed the beginning of the discussion, though. So Saint was right then?

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 18, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

No idea.

The A’s wouldn’t talk about it, either way. It does look like Sheets is throwing more pitches, although Gameday isn’t loading for me to check.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 18, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dang. I wish I'd heard what they said.

I was in the kitchen when they started talking about it.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on May 18, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's still conjecture at this point.

He did start throwing a third pitch.

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by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah he's mixing in a bunch of pitches.

He’s throwing an 86 mph cutter from what I can tell.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on May 18, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where? When?

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 18, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stockton?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

bloom! read one comment up

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by Future Ed on May 18, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

read one comment up, dannycakes

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by Future Ed on May 18, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

coco 2-2 hr

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by oakAK on May 18, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

crisp

2-2 with HR Ellis 0-2 in stockton according to vince and steve

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on May 18, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Woah

I need to sit down. A Raj hit.

"Smokey, this be not the foul jungles of the darkest East Orient. This be ninepins. We are bound by laws."

by Joey C. on May 18, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s been a lot better lately.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on May 18, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ever the optimist

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by Joey C. on May 18, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Cone Of Shame for Rajai

BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF.

by doctorK on May 18, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, I gotta go for a jog. Baseball is making me fall behind.

I can’t stay fat in college, I won’t allow iiiiiiiiiiiiit.
WISH I COULD POST ON AN OR SOMETHING BECAUSE I KNOW I’LL BE BORED.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 18, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

3-0 Hawks

Sharks go night night

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on May 18, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU PUT THE BALL ON THE GROUND?

Do that again, Raj.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 18, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Steal.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on May 18, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

he better

"Every year someone will win the World Series. Other things are more, shall we say, unusual." - EN

by oakAK on May 18, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh well

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by oakAK on May 18, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey there from singapore

been reading you guys for years and i figured its time to join in the fun! unfortunately i’m bad luck – 2 games i’ve seen in person the last 2 years, the A’s have lost…

the last 2 games i’ve watched on mlb.tv rosales has made an out on the bases. yowch.

by SingaporeA on May 18, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

love singapore

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by oakAK on May 18, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome

Now go away ;)

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by doctorK on May 18, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome to AN, SingaporeA!

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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 18, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome!

We will expect detailed gamefood updates when you’re around.

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by Nick on May 18, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another lurker...

[squints]

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 18, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

welcome!

I always wonder what the lurkers think of us crazies. Especially in the game threads. Glad you felt safe enough to join in.

by whiteshoes40 on May 18, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god...people are reading the gamethreads.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 18, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

stay cool, stay cool

they don’t read CT threads

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on May 18, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH GOD

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 18, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lurked a long time

cos I couldn’t make the time commitment to hang out as much as some people do. l found I was welcome, learn a lot, laugh a lot. Love y’all at AN, well most of y’all.

by LibrariAN on May 18, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lurked a while, too,

but when I lurked, the game threads were like 200 comments.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 18, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure I lurked for a full year

Which is weird because I vaguely remember not having a user name until having lurked for almost a full year before that. But I joined in ‘05 so my memory of things doesn’t seem to fit.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 18, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

at home

"Every year someone will win the World Series. Other things are more, shall we say, unusual." - EN

by oakAK on May 18, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey!

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 18, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions