Open Thread: Game 38 - A's at Angels (cont.)
Eric Patterson's pathetic "little league" defense is the difference as the Angels lead 1-0 after 3.
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it's yours, and Meg Whitman wants it to STAY yours.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
roomy.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
You are sitting on me
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by ChickenStanley on May 16, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
oh...sorry!
I thought you were Duke.
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by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
SO thats how he re hurt his hip
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by ChickenStanley on May 16, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
yup.
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by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Frustrating.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 16, 2010 1:23 PM PDT reply actions
you have tenure, then?
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by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
heh.
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by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
not too late.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Every half inning lately is a sad half inning
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by ChickenStanley on May 16, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
HE HAS A SLIDE WHISTLE!!!!
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
But that's not as funny!
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
He's got a kazoo!
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Shoot him!
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by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Are those happy tissues or sad tissues?
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by ChickenStanley on May 16, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Those are used tissues.
Um, you probably don’t want to touch them.
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by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought you only gave it up to goats Nico
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by ChickenStanley on May 16, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
[three blind mice]
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by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I had a really quick dinner
- well not even a dinner, a salad snack – and the A’s managed to make 6 outs?!
IKR? I just took out the recycling, and like, yeah
They’re efficient, I’ll give them that
I suspect that you think tilting at windmills means something other than what it does.
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Hey, so did Cahill!
(in one inning)
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
i skipped sunday a.m. beginner yoga, did four hours in the office instead
to prepare for Monday in order to rush home to see this game and join all my little friends on AN.
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
I feel special.
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by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Are we winning yet?
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
but I thought the world will be ending in 2012.
….oh.
by whiteshoes40 on May 16, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
December 2012
So at least the baseball season will finish.
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by thejd44 on May 16, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
silly Mayans.
If they knew so much. how come they couldn’t predict their own demise, huh?
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by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
They forgot to carry the 1
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by ChickenStanley on May 16, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
yes!
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by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
That pitch was clearly low.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
as i got in late...and without checking the yahoo box score
what, pray-tell caused us to be down 1-0….a “mistake?”
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
E-Pat's unwillingness to play center field.
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by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
::sings "Chelsea Dagger"::
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by thejd44 on May 16, 2010 1:28 PM PDT reply actions
Including that high one hopper to the CF warning track.
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Ironically, Brett Myers is taking a beating today.
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He's married to the Giants?
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by Hit4TheCycle on May 16, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm glad the Angels are swinging at crappy pitches
Cause Cahill’s not throwing a lot of strikes
Maybe that’s the plan? hm.
I suspect that you think tilting at windmills means something other than what it does.
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The Twins win!
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MY EARS!!!!
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Cust will clear the bags.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 16, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
zookfail.
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no.
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by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
How do you bat Cust 7th in this lineup?
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How do you stick Patterson in center?
Ask me about my squirrel.
I'll bet you can't stuff all those chicken fingers in your mouth.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
What would you give me?
I can do it
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by ChickenStanley on May 16, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll trade you Soriano for Horacio Ramirez
but only if you finish it all. Without puking.
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Porbably the same thinking that had him in Sacramento for 6 weeks
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by thejd44 on May 16, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Who the hell thinks Cahill earned that run?
The official scorer guy needs to take off his Angels cap
"They (The 1989 A's) are the best team I ever saw"- Mike Krukow
Boring
The Angels outfielders don’t do cuddly little tricks when balls are coming in their direction
The Angels are playing great defense.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 16, 2010 1:33 PM PDT reply actions
Ya know
you guys here are the only thing keeping me from turning off the game right now
Zooey Deschanel!
and the promise of sweet sweet CT after.
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by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
So, how come a missed pop up/fly ball that isn't touched will never be called an error
But a ground ball that goes through an infielder’s legs (no touching) will be called an error?
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by thejd44 on May 16, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions
They knew the infielder should have had it, and that EPat would just be lucky to even have touched the ball
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by ChickenStanley on May 16, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
But that's only because EPat sucks
A real CF catches that ball from the sound of it.
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by thejd44 on May 16, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Honestly, a bad one catches it.
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Exactly
They knew EPat sucks and shouldn’t even be out there and the infielder is a professional
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by ChickenStanley on May 16, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
UGHHHh
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
oh, Jeez, Eric, this is getting a little tired
I suspect that you think tilting at windmills means something other than what it does.
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Martin Prado is 4-for-6 for the Atlanta Braves today. He has two homers, three RBI and two runs. He’s batting .323/.369/.465 this season.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 16, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions
That’s what I’m here for.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 16, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Off to play MLB 2K10,
where I play as the A’s and actually get hits. Imagine that.
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
Really?
I can’t even do that. They made the A’s so, so bad.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
Heh. Well, kinda.
I don’t know for sure, but I think they made Barton the worst starting 1B in the league. Hell, he’d be the worst hitter on most teams.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
Is Eric Patterson the quarterback?
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 16, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I just traded Rajai, Gio, & Rosales
for Jonathan Sanchez and Affeldt.. Score!
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by Eddie Cheddar on May 16, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
FINALLY.
You couldn’t have gotten here a little earlier?
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
Where is pam so we can all drink too?
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on May 16, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
by pam5981 on May 16, 2010 2:03 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Oh God, is Vince doing voice impressions again??
Make it stop, make it stop!
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Lets replace him with EN
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by ChickenStanley on May 16, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
this.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Unless he's willing to do an impression of
a competent play-by-play guy.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
It has really become torture to watch the A's since Perfecto.
Even in the one game they won, they managed to blow 3 saves.
That game was fun.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Cust scared me so much.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
Is that why he leapt and then dove?
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
This game is just waiting to be won, too.
Cahill’s pitching well and the A’s are up against a “meh” innings eater.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Unfortunately,
It takes runs to win.
by jakebmill on May 16, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Patterson's due for some Jacks
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by Hit4TheCycle on May 16, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Cust's due for some Erics
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Dale's due for some Cliffs
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 16, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Honestly, they really need to steal this win.
Not that it makes a huge difference in the standings right now, but after losing 2 of 3 to Texas, falling under .500, and dropping out of first place, going to face your “rival” and getting smacked around and swept is friggin demoralizing.
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With 2 new teammates every day,
and losing by watching amateurish mistakes.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
I heard part of the call last night during the CT postgame
but frankly if I were on the A’s (and I can throw harder than Patterson, in case you’re reading this Billy) I would be fucking PISSED at Duke after yesterday.
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Willing to sacrifice?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 16, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Cold As Holy Ice Let's Lose!
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Wait, I just realized ....
Cust and Patterson are BOTH in the outfield AT THE SAME TIME??
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
It happened last night, too.
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by thejd44 on May 16, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn't that like dividing by zero?
Or maybe it’s a situation that sucks so prodigiously that it’s competent again.
No…no.
by Rancho Canseco on May 16, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
sirbed, Meg wants ideas. Now, damn it!
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let's tax them! great idea! keep em c\oming.
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by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you know that California has twice the coastline of New York,
but we have FIVE TIMES as many fish??
That’s enough fish to fill the Oakland Coliseum, with 40,000 more underneath the tarps.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Some worry we're becoming a seafood state.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Tarp Carp?
I suspect that you think tilting at windmills means something other than what it does.
The ninth fastest thirty year old in San Francisco
Since it’s a two-game series, no.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 16, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
God, that Mariners offense must really suck.
Who did they get that we thought was supposed to be good?
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Gutierrez rocks. That's about it.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Their center fielder is better
and more attractive in a sexual way than ours.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Don't forget LB's nemesis.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
He sucked so bad yesterday.
I couldn’t even hate him, iglew. I just felt bad for him.
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by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
So settling for Kooz wasn't so bad after all?
How is Brandon Inge doing?
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We def would want Kouz over Chone at this point.
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by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Kouz will heat up
He’s the least of my concerns.
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random.
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by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I really wouldn't count on him heating up to anything beyond like a .300 wOBA
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by thejd44 on May 16, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Inge has a higher OBP and SLG and he's so, so much better defensively.
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by thejd44 on May 16, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Inge only has a .300 wOBA this season.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 16, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course, that’s better than the .280 Kouzmanoff has posted.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 16, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Really though, should it be surprising?
He’s 32, has never really been THAT good, and moved to a pitcher’s park… This drop off the cliff is a bit surprising, but I think he’s always been a little overrated.
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by thejd44 on May 16, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
gosh
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
hey, he was swinging
that means he’s trying, right?
I suspect that you think tilting at windmills means something other than what it does.
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Did I hear that right? Dallas's grandmother will be throwing out the first pitch?
Can we get Patterson to throw one at the same time?
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
Woo, go A's marketing.
Milk it!
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
MiIking again??
[stands back in line]
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by ChickenStanley on May 16, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Rosales!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
Bunt single, Penny.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
C'mon Cliffy!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
Stand there and make sure we don't score!
Oh good.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
The game is not being decided by luck
One team has played good defense and one team…Patterson.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Pennington shouldn’t be leading off anymore.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 16, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions
Cust.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Right now, that would be my second choice.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 16, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I will lead off
I’m short and will draw lots of walks
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by ChickenStanley on May 16, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Grab a bat.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 16, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
you learn that stance from Rickey?
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by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
He was my hero growing up
I actually cried when he was traded to the stankees
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by ChickenStanley on May 16, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't cry, but, yeah, me too
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by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Does he still have diplomatic immunity?
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by Hit4TheCycle on May 16, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Piniero threw 4 perfect pitches to Pennington
All on the edge of the plate, none in the same spot.
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by thejd44 on May 16, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions
You and your 'objective analysis'
what are, some philosophy professor?
You’ll mess up a good rant like that.
ugh
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
Who is that new guy up from AAA?
I’d never even heard of him.
More AAAA than prospect, I assume.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Cedrick Bowers?
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 16, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. That guy.
Was he even on the 40-man roster?
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
He sucked for the Rockies in 2008, but had a 2.55 ERA and 1.02 WHIP for the River Cats.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 16, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
The only reason I recognize the name is becaus he was in Spring Training for, like, a week.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
He's 32 and has had like 10 days in the majors in his career
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by thejd44 on May 16, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
wow anyone else just poop a litttle?
"They (The 1989 A's) are the best team I ever saw"- Mike Krukow
Is that what I smell?
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by ChickenStanley on May 16, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Might be Pinella--he looks ripe.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice, um, Marmol, man.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
scary
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
Has having Kurt behind the plate
Helped Cahill a bit?
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Well, he has looked good in his last few starts.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 16, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
if he hits a hr
it will.
"Every year someone will win the World Series. Other things are more, shall we say, unusual." - EN
nice.
way to lay the curse on him.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
I Knew this f_cking shit would happen bsudfkbaeuhvguaerkvueryfk auyx uyewbxfanuycfnnfg4uyGDYEGNXFIUYEGIXNVYUREIGVUYERBEGRUYBITUYBVCUYBNRWVIRTBIUYVINTIUYNBWIVIXANCJIDMLNXCKMBRECKUYXBVYUBEUY!
Need the heimlich there?
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by ChickenStanley on May 16, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Those were my good shoes
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by ChickenStanley on May 16, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
damn
"Every year someone will win the World Series. Other things are more, shall we say, unusual." - EN
This is insurmountable now.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 16, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions
game over
"Every year someone will win the World Series. Other things are more, shall we say, unusual." - EN
We do suck and have no hope, but
you still shouldn’t be allowed to say that unless you really do turn off the TV/radio and leave the game thread.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
My slegnA friend was sitting watching Cahill
and that bloop single off the meatball Cahill left up falls in and I said, “Here comes a 2 run homer”
and sure enough.
Just the way things are going.
kick him.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I meant to say
the accidental meatball that Cahill left up which fell in off the end of the bat
Well, that sucks
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
well we sux again
see you guys next year…
"They (The 1989 A's) are the best team I ever saw"- Mike Krukow
Sweeney catches that ball.
Ask me about my squirrel.
So now we need four runs?
We can do that in about 20 innings.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
A's win games when they score 4 or more
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
by Hit4TheCycle on May 16, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Cust and Patterson coming together
Our favorite fielders
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
Ach, Oakland, on fait mal!
I suspect that you think tilting at windmills means something other than what it does.
The ninth fastest thirty year old in San Francisco
Wow, Marmol's a monster.
But I suppose it is Pittsburgh, but damn!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
so how long have they done this to Steve Goodman?!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
"Marmol"
does sound like the name of a gigantic monster in a campy old disaster film.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I'm scared of his pitches...damn!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
ugh
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
i could be doing something more productive
than watching the A’s lose. like taking a nap.
Naps are amazing, I'm laying in bed right now trying to ignore this cesspool of ugh.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 16, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, if they're gonna hit like little leaguers
The game will end after 6 innings like in little league.
www.zekeishungry.com
by thejd44 on May 16, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
The outs are so routine...
the other teams pitcher must think he died and went to heaven. Pop up, weak ground out, strikeout…ad nauseum.
by Keystone State on May 16, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Well that sucked
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 16, 2010 2:00 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
ok here comes the heart of the order
"Every year someone will win the World Series. Other things are more, shall we say, unusual." - EN
Pineiro is really looking great.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 16, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions
gotta hand it to him, our hats are off to him...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
wow, Astros CFer robbed Panda.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
awesome catch.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Michaels.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 16, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
that's the A's offense
"Every year someone will win the World Series. Other things are more, shall we say, unusual." - EN
Yeah he is
Cahill’s throwing a lot of bad balls the Angels are chasing. Pineiro’s making more consistently good pitches.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
I believe in Ryan Sweeney.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 16, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions
That’s not going to get it done.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 16, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you worried about him producing?
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 16, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
nope.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
but here's a cheezeburger.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
you're welcome.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
all of us would be.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
1-2-3
again
"Every year someone will win the World Series. Other things are more, shall we say, unusual." - EN
How to train your dragon and Kick Ass
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on May 16, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
i made a netflix mistake, thought i rented Inglorius Basterds
didn’t realize the movie title was misspelled, i rented Inglorious Bastards (with an "a), it was some 70’s film
LMAO
Careful. On the wrong websites that could get you porn.
Ask me about my squirrel.
I gotta look for that
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on May 16, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Just make sure you don't spell it with a "u".
You really don’t want to go there.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Remember when our management was smart?
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Um.
This is going quite badly
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
by pam5981 on May 16, 2010 2:05 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I'm so upset, I can't even drink now
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on May 16, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
sacrilege!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
um, I got yelled at for this last night.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
[[[[CS]]]]}]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I only hug underage dudes. Apparently.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Today is a new day!
{{{{attijah}}}}
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on May 16, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
TY! I needed that.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
anyone else?
[too excitedly]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
yay!
[shakes butt]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
[slaps butt Sweeney-style]
Ask me about my squirrel.
[asks for more]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry, the left fielder caught the ball.
Ask me about my squirrel.
feeling better
soccer sitll kicked my ass friday so I don’t have all my energy back yet
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Everybody's movin'! everybody's groovin'!
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Folks lining up outside just to get down!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I got me a

It seats about

So come on and bring your

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I posted that on the BB wedding shower thread.
Took me a while to reconstruct it here.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I just wish this series wasn't against the Angels,
cuz I have to hear shit from everyone for it. If it was against another team, no one here would even know it was happening. :(
Don't worry. The team's going back into hiding tomorrow.
And by that I mean playing at home.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
This year has convincd me that
Beane and Co. don’t know what they’re doing, and that scares me. And confuses me.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Damn
I never thought I’d see you say that Nico. Now I’m scared
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on May 16, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
There have just been too many "clear blunders"
for me to say otherwise.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
You were my flag bearer
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on May 16, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
God hates flags.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
me too.
Effing DF doesn’t post anything for like two months, comes in, lays out three words and floors us.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
It really was pretty amazing.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
I'm not going to go that far yet.
The pitching is just too good for that. But man…it hasn’t been pretty, that’s for sure.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
I'm not even saying the team won't be good as soon as 2011.
There’s some talent there. But the management is working hard to minimize it by putting guys like Chavez and Patterson where everyone KNOWS they don’t belong.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
At least, hopefully
both will be gone next year
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on May 16, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
This organization is...
absolutely pitiful.
by Keystone State on May 16, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
on the plus side,
I had a yummy omelet and a mixed berry pancake and a cappuccino for brunch/lunch today. So that was good.
yum. w2ant.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
It was nice knowing you.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
Oh, a hunger strike, huh?
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on May 16, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
huh. That ball per MLBN looked like he had a shot at it.
I think Sweeney would’ve had it. Hell Rajai may have had that.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
sad A's playing sad baseball makes sad LB sad.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
ew.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
No, the happy tissue is the ew tissue
sad tissue just contains tears
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on May 16, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
oh...well, I got use for it then. Give me that.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I kinda like that, actually.
High octane.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
At least the game will be entertaining now.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
He's really not that good.
Ask me about my squirrel.
I just woke up
I watched a tremendously dumb and disturbing movie before bed but apparently I waited until I got up for the nightmares to begin… these losers are sweeping us, eh?
Cahill is still in, so what it means is that we have awesome starting pitching and nothing else, groovy tunes.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
I just watched a tremendously dumb and disturbing movie too.
And it’s still on.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
what's the movie?
oh, hi!
[waves furiously]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Not that Human Centipede one, is it?
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
this awful Nick Cassavetes film
called Alpha Dog, ugh it sukt so bad.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on May 16, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
he's too distracted by poker to make anything halfway substantial.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I am a huge aficionado of his father, but this film was just 2 hours of stupid asshats doing asshat things and it was a waste of 2 hours IMO.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on May 16, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
his dad was good, really good,
and based upon HSP, Nick is a fun, nice, entertaining person. His movies are crap though.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I felt this Alpha Dog crap
was wholly derivative of this film I helped work on in the early 1990s called Laws of Gravity, about asshats running guns in an asshat manner.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on May 16, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
[googles Laws of Gravity]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
here
notable cuz Edie Falco was in it, her first film I think.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on May 16, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
before boobs.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Marmol vs Godzilla
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
shit, my money's Marmol.
Godzilla ain’t hitting anything, that’s for sure.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Godzilla breathes fire,
but it doesn’t hurt Marmol, because he’s made of marble.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
You watch Transformer 2 last night also?
Ask me about my squirrel.
you saw the first one. that shit's on you.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn't mind the first one.
Not “great” by any means, but “fun”
Ask me about my squirrel.
lies.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
That's the movie where Megan Fox's car overheats, right?
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I dunno. I wasn't falling for that summer blockbuster crap.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
the nationals have a better record. what the fuck
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
The Reds and Padres would be in the playoffs if they started today and the Nationals are fifth in the National League.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 16, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
At least the A's don't take up a lot of time
Frustrating us all.
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
7 solid innings from Trevor.
(looking for the good news…)
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
He showed some emotion when he threw his glove down in dugout
after serving up that home run.
Good outing considering he knew he was going to get nothing and like it from his offensive buddies
I don't blame him for being frustrated.
He’s busting his ass to keep the team in the game, the rest of the team doesn’t seem to like that though.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 16, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
awesome Caddyshack reference
I needed that, thanks.

Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on May 16, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Wouldn't you love to be a pitcher on this team...
oops, I meant pitching AGAINST this team…move over CY Young.
by Keystone State on May 16, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate everything about the angels. Including that Buttercup song.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
He's okay
A solid #3 but out bats are probably the worst the team has had since about 1986 or so. Seriously disgusting approach to the game as a whole from our hitters. Swing on bad pitches early in the count = I am hating you.
-The president of the "Sign Elijah Dukes" fan club.
Pinero 74 pitches after 7 IP
Shoot me in the fucking face already. I hate our bats.
-The president of the "Sign Elijah Dukes" fan club.
Dear A's,
I would like you to get some hits and score some runs now. I would like at least three runs but ideally four. If you will do this for me, you will have my undying gratitude.
Thank you for listening.
♥, ’shoes
hopefully it works.
Chavy tried… at least he hit one to the warning track…
by whiteshoes40 on May 16, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I like your style, shoes.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Footnote from the queso.
SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS OR NO MORE CHEESE TRAYS IN THE CLUBHOUSE.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 16, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow. Someone's got some anger issues.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I really hope this works.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
is that Alyssa?
I barely recognize her in that haircut.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
i would prefer rally japanese pitcher girl
but I can’t find that
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 16, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
As you wish

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
by Englishmajor on May 16, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay! Rally princess!
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
wooooo
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 16, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
The nickname "Knuckle Princess"
… just… does not… sound right.
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
Well, she is Japanese.
Just sayin’….
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I see what you're implying.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 16, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe Cust will hit higher than seventh tomorrow.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 16, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions
he's got to work on his bunting first
"Every year someone will win the World Series. Other things are more, shall we say, unusual." - EN
Rosales should have saved that double for now.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 16, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions
Cust has been weirdly non-TTO so far.
And yet, it’s working.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
Three True Outcomes.
walk, strikeout, HR
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
"three true outcomes"
strikeout, home run, walk.
Called “true” outcomes because they involve only pitcher and batter, with no defense involved.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Cust is considered a "TTO hitter"
because he tends to get a lot of those three results, and therefore how well he fares is less dependent on the opposing team’s defense than it is for a typical hitter.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
How long can Chavy have
"Every year someone will win the World Series. Other things are more, shall we say, unusual." - EN
Pennington and Barton are killing us this month so far
Pretty har to comepete when the lead off guys are in a total slump.
The Rockies are giving away a Ubaldo Jimenez commemorative bat. Last time I checked, he was 7-1 with a 1.12 ERA and 0.99 WHIP. That tells me he’s a pitcher.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 16, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions
I guess an Ubaldo Jimenez commemorative glove is too expensive.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
He’s hitting .143 across the board.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 16, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
yum. want.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Our first 6 batters
are 0 for 18, with no walks.
im not sure it matters what order you put the lineup in
by DowntownChico on May 16, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it needs shuffling for sure.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 16, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
henry gas
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
Screw it.
I’m just watching this game for the 100 mph fastballs.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
The coffin was nailed by Patterson when he misjudged that fly ball
Abreu superglued it last time up
Padres pitcher has no hitters into 6th.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
Wade LeBlanc is 2-0 with a 1.36 ERA.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 16, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
It's on MLBN with Vin Scully
@MAD_Marvin
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by Hit4TheCycle on May 16, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Boys and Girls, this is what happens when year after year you make terrible decisions in the draft.
Take note.
on MLBN right now.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Bunting with a 3 run lead in the 8th.
What a shit.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
They're afraid we'll put up three runs next inning
:P
by DowntownChico on May 16, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Na, im from Alameda
finishing up school in chico. actually stuck in library studyin for 3 finals tomorrow.
by DowntownChico on May 16, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice, good spot to be.
thanks for the luck!
by DowntownChico on May 16, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm in Magalia.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
That sounds like a desert...
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 16, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
lol, no, foothills. Rain and snow and lots of big trees.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Ah.
I wanna see snow. >:(
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 16, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm procrastinating writing a 10 page paper,
so it would be really awesome if the A’s could come back and win this.
I support your slacking.
what’s your paper on?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
so you gotta blog for ten pages?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
that might be psychotic enough to get a good grade.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you'd have to.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Use Courier New and adjust the character and line spacing
You can turn a 7 to 8 page paper into a 10 page paper.
Ask me about my squirrel.
I had a professor a few years ago
who mandated “1 to 1.25 inch margins”. WTF? Who would ever do 1"?
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
haha i wish!
but it’s gotta be APA format, so no dice! It shouldn’t be difficult, just time consuming… which of course means I’m putting it off…
Character spacing is near impossible to detect.
Ask me about my squirrel.
A good friend of mine had his
fifteen five minutes of fame due to his expertise in this.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I used to figure out on the first paper how well I'd be able to write papers for a class
If I was confident it would come to me naturally, I’d play it straight. If I knew it was going to be trouble, I do the paper in Courier New even if it was easily making the minimum length so I’d set a precedence.
Ask me about my squirrel.
would they squeeze?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
if they did
I’d have to think that every slegna hitter after that would be thrown at.
SIG SPACE AVAILABLE FOR SPONSORSHIP. INQUIRE WITHIN.
I'll squeeze
[squeezes ass Eric Byrnes-style]
Ask me about my squirrel.
or maybe drinking caffeine-based hot beverages in bed.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
CSN isn't showing velocity.
Booo.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
it would be lies anyhow.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Gameday has that last pitch as his first 100 mph pitch.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
slegnA go to Texas tomorrow
Can they play 34 innings per game. And 30 of them go on the DL?
I won't wish for anyone to get DL'd
but it would be good if both teams could beat up on each other a bit.
my god those Padres uniforms are ugly.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
Camouflage?
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 16, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh god, I hate those.
In the concourse, Petco Park has a bunch of banners with pictures of Padres players. The one closest to the entrance is a horrible Chase Headly in camo.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
yup.
base hit.
They don’t deserve a no-hitter with those unis.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Henry is fun.
He sucks, but he’s entertaining.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Happy Birthday Brian
But you are sincerely fucked if you think they are going to get 5 runs.
We hope they do. Maybe 5 errors in there and you get 2 runs.
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IAFNAD:IO HFHIPDSFNVGDSIGVHSDIF HOASDF :OHIASH OF AS :LHAD FHVD JLB:HVIO:BD SVDA ABCB O:AC BVDB GV BDUBO FAS HDF :OIHASN DF:ASHFG UADS:OUF L:D V:SHDGPOVG U DSOU G:OUC: AB :OHC BOUAG :CV G:OUAD
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
You should call in to CT today and just scream.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
that might be fun.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Call in, give the producer your name and whatever
and when Chris gets to you on the air, just AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
Or you could say something about Shakers vodka.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
loudly.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Deep Thoughts by ElQuesoCapitan
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Pitch before showed 100
and then an 85 hanger.
Giants break up tie in bottom of 6th. Up 4-2 now.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
I knows.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm just a victim of having no A's on television.
The past two years I got the television package, and didn’t have a functioning laptop.
Now I’ve got a laptop, but no baseball package. I knew I was leaving so I didn’t order it.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
5-13
They should pin that up in the front of the plane on the way home
Braden's fastball is the same speed as Henry's curve.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
Braden's fastball isn't a straight line like Henry's curve.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 16, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
A's are looking at
their second 1-5 roadtrip in a row.
ugh.
still, I can’t wait to get out to Oaktown to see Braden pitch on Wednesday! Hopefully they’ve taken a few from Seattle by then… please?
A's have scored 5 runs in 5 games
Paint drying to the power of cars rusting.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
CT is gonna be piiiiiiissed.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
good times.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
brettanderson49 man paint drying dry like you’re in the world series 4 minutes ago via web
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 16, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
last multi-run inning?
that didn’t have an error helping it?
Not the Entertainer
@MAD_Marvin
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by Hit4TheCycle on May 16, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Cedrick Bowers is black?!
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
Are you Red Forman?
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 16, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
so Henry Rodriguez is a major league pitcher how now?
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
100 mph with zero idea where it's going
three letters: DFA.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on May 16, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Because the only other option is Chad Gaudin.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
Chow down, loud clown.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I love you a little more right now.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
hi, delicious snacky, pretzel-flavored mini cracker!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Goldfish is not pretzel-flavored.
She’s Cheez-It flavored!
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
k.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you sure she's not S'mores flavored?
Ask me about my squirrel.
bonus A's coverage on MLBN.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
Jack Cust will come up in the ninth inning today.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 16, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions
Astros not going quietly into that good night.
4-2, Giants. top of 7, 2 outs.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
That inning is over thanks to a great play by Huff.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 16, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Screw this game
I’m sitting here freezing. I’m in my apartment and it is freakin cold! Its may not january!
Zooey Deschanel!
[longs for home]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, thats what I use to say to my ex
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on May 16, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
It's the end of the world and you know it.
Ask me about my squirrel.
Pennington, Barton, Sweeney, Suzuki and Kouzmanoff are due.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 16, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions
It ain't over till it's over!
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Clap Clap ClapClapClap
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s nothing like a two-out rally that plates four runs.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 16, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions
gracias senor
sorry I keep doing that
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by emperor nobody on May 16, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
it's okay. We love you.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
You should email the Fidel picture to CT.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
Thankfully, I'll have TV tomorrow.
Seattle, right?
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
oh, good MLBN is letting me see my A's get swept. Thx.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
apparently he does.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
swingle!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
JaneMLB #Athletics drop 5th straight. They scored 5 runs during those games. The last time they were held to 5 runs over a 5-game stretch: Sept 1979 half a minute ago via web
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 16, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions
Two complete game shutouts in a row.
By Joe goddamn Saunders and Joel fucking Piniero.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
Well welcome back Zooks...
See you guys Tuesday, I’m almost afraid to go tomorrow- what a time to quit drinking….
1979! We're speacial! YAY!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
Now that the game is over
I will now say that I thought it was over as soon as they scored 1 run.
We’re 6-12 in our last 18 games.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 16, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions
Cust now leads the team in batting average
by DowntownChico on May 16, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
asvd.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Keyboard cat is cool.
He’s not quite Bugs Bunny in Florida or the little yellow guy kicking a rock, but he’s close.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
With a two-man advantage, they couldn’t score.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 16, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
[the trap is baited]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
The Blackhawks had no power plays
Sharks had 5 and still lost.
@MAD_Marvin
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by Hit4TheCycle on May 16, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
CamInman Sharks lose 2-1 as, fitting, Joe Thornton whiffs on final shot attempt from right faceoff circle with 4 seconds left. less than 5 seconds ago via web
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 16, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
This time last Sunday
I was sitting in the bleachers scarcely able to breathe. That was a good day. I think I’ll just think about that some more.
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
no ct?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I need to take a shower and warm up.
Maybe after I’ll be back. I have too many sad tissues
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on May 16, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
i understand.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
FAIL
the a’s offense is offensive to the game of baseball
disgusting and embarrassing.
time to go take a nap.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
dan, you making the rhread?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
good man.
thank you.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 16, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.athleticsnation.com/2010/5/16/1474645/chris-townsend-thread-5-16
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
GAME RECAP IS UP
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