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Hi!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Biting's bad.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Nibbling on the other hand...
Ask me about my squirrel.
squirrels nibble!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll have to work on it.....remember I am not socialized well......
NO.LIFE!! LOL
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
sadly, none of us do.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I vehemently disagree with this statement.
"Since other people actually read these threads, though, probably best that your particular brand of wrongness not go completely unchallenged." - PT
by designatedforassignment on May 14, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
HI... napped through the game thread... Sorry :-(
Ill have some more draft stuff this weekend :-)
"Since other people actually read these threads, though, probably best that your particular brand of wrongness not go completely unchallenged." - PT
by designatedforassignment on May 14, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahh...
Just like the A’s offense.
Ask me about my squirrel.
good to see that nothing has changed.
"Since other people actually read these threads, though, probably best that your particular brand of wrongness not go completely unchallenged." - PT
by designatedforassignment on May 14, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
okay, here's a fucking thread.
You would think the front page mods would not be so subversive to this.
I’m really pretty pissed.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
Bloomy just He-Manned the CT Thread!!!
Ask me about my squirrel.
By the Power of Greyskull!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
By the Power of Squirrelskull!!!
Ask me about my squirrel.
LOVE.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it's OK.....seems like the ones who have made the threads for us have participted.....
for me it’s about having one not whether it’s on the front page.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
They've got to give us a thread that's not already full.
regardless of whether they tack it onto the end or not.
That thread was already full.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
that's true....don't know about these things....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I am glad you're here with us.....you'll see why we wanted the thread!!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Maybe give louis a tiny little break?
The benefit of the doubt that he’s not “subversive”?
You know, since it’s the first game thread he’s hosted all year?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
let me answer my own damn self before piling on.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
dog pile?? haven't done that for a while.....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Woo hoo!!
I’m going to be groping a whole lot of ass… man ass, woman ass, man boob, woman boob!!!
Ask me about my squirrel.
We better hope so, or we just became sex offenders.
Well, some of us just became sex offenders again.
recidivism.
8 year olds, dude.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
wrong.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Aw, thanks.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
you're not the only one.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I know.
it’s the thought that counts though.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I am barely!
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Subversive? How is this a personal issue?
Teach.
More than just ANtics: http://www.louisgray.com/live/
not you, louis.
You didn’t know any better.
Just a perfect storm of no thread.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Because he's naked and lonely
And just wants a fucking CT thread to um… pleasure… himself with. And he’d rather do it in a private little spot.
Ask me about my squirrel.
exactly.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Lol
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
no laughing, Cheese Capitan
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay bloom.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
okay, you can laugh.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Lol!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
wow that guy flipped his opinion pretty fast....or he's as sarcastic as us!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
that was a fun thread.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
because it's so hot?
Yeah, it is.
That was mainly Pam’s fault.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
You should find a way. It was a good one.
I have it on good authority that LB prints out everything from AN and tacks it to his wall.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
well, the funny stuff.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm a spaz about CT, and dan wasn't around to calm me down.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
[I'm sorry]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
No. You're not. It was pretty simple. In english. Do not fucking trust dan.
I'm here to talk about the past.
[I'm really sorry]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
[yamknot]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
[knoweyemnot]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
damn, yours are easier.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Chinese?
Was he dressed in an elephant costume?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
pervert.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Was she a bad girl and you had to spank her?
Ask me about my squirrel.
I like his better, don.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Sad dmoas is sad
I was kind of sort of hoping to settle down and start a family…
Ask me about my squirrel.
sad dmoas is still sad
Ask me about my squirrel.
Tell me about your squirrel!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Sad squirrel is sad.
Ask me about my squirrel.
here, squirrel, have a peanut.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
This is all dan's fault.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
He said he was coming back!!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
He's adamant about his stuffed animal hatred.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
you know, if you substitute sock puppets for rally monkeys...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I know, right?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm scared.
Grope me?
Ask me about my squirrel.
without doubt.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Did CT just get a BMW ad?!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
Who's pranking you?
Did it sounds like a desperate fat man from Florida?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
oh. right.
[adjusts self]
[fixes hair]
[checks breath]
[resumes cool lean against wall]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
By whom? And don't say what's-his-name because he makes my skin crawl.
I'm here to talk about the past.
k.
um, hey baby, how’s your car running? Why? Um, because I’d…hate…for you to get…um…stalled…and…you know, run into a….stalker or something? What? Restraining order? Okay, baby, you stay classy!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
[adjusts self]
[fixes hair]
[checks breath]
[resumes cool lean against wall]
[falls through wall]
Ask me about my squirrel.
Where?!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder how he feels about our Stomper puppet??
it’s kinda clever…..turns into a baseball and trumpets!!!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
How long will CT go until?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
hour or two.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
holy shit.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
God took a dump?
Where??!!
Ask me about my squirrel.
I bet it's huge!
And would it not smell at all or would it smell worse than anything you’ve ever smelt before?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
that makes a difference?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
have people already discussed this?
Philip Seymour Hoffman and Robin Wright in talks for ‘Moneyball’ — Hoffman as Art Howe (what?!) and Robin Wright at Billy’s ex-wife.
Um. Weird. But I suppose any subsequent weird casting will not be able to live up to the Jonah Hill-as-DePodesta craziness.
mb mentioned it. He thought it was gonna be crap.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Really seems to have gone down hill pretty fucking fast.
Ask me about my squirrel.
yeah, it's looking that way.
I’ll see it anyway, of course, but my expectations will be quite low.
And I think he’s right — Richard Jenkins should play Art Howe. Not Philip Seymour Hoffman, for goodness sake. Have the people in charge even seen / watched a video of the REAL people the book was based on?
by whiteshoes40 on May 14, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
something like that.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Doesn't sounds very funny.
Ask me about my squirrel.
we have so much in common!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
She has so much Steph in her it's not even funny.
Which is why I feel so guilty having these thoughts sometimes.
I'm here to talk about the past.
LOL!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Stephen Curry is going to own the NBA pretty soon. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Don's niece who just came back from Iraq.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope she doesn’t have to go back.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Steph asked me on fb when I was coming home.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
she IS like Jennifer!
She scares me and it’s attractive at the same time!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes! That's what I meant!
But if I have those dark feelings for Jennifer is it like having them for Steph? That messes me all up, man. Fuck it, at least Jennifer can’t read this.
I'm here to talk about the past.
we used to have a way to write in white text
so it was “invisible”… but I’ve forgotten how to do that. I don’t even know if it’s possible on New AN, actually.
by whiteshoes40 on May 14, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
must have
The only half-way cool thing I can do is delete comments.
I'm here to talk about the past.
I can ban people!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Spin the wheel!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
damnit.
can I say my goodbyes now???
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
no way we're getting rid of you.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
You know, I'm never going to meet any of you after this.
I’m so disappointing in real life. I don’t want to ruin your dream of what I am really like.
(psst)
We already know.
Ask me about my squirrel.
oh, mos def.
but Imma go back to CA and inject myself into all these people’s life.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I may have already been added.
Bloomy knows my name.
Ask me about my squirrel.
[Quickly grabs roll of gause]
It’s not actually bad. Not the same, but not bad at all.
Ask me about my squirrel.
Well are any of us the same in real life?
And I don’t believe yuou anyways.
I'm here to talk about the past.
Please
I’m boring in real life.
Ask me about my squirrel.
me too.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
[deep sigh]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you see how they fell into your trap? That was so fucking Braden, Jen.
Oh.
I'm here to talk about the past.
interesting Freudian slip.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
We all think that.....but in actuality we are not....a conundrum.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
moi?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
FB?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh! Yes, most def!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
there's where the real stalking takes place.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you see that stupid joke about "Don't mix up MySpace and Facebook or you might tell someone to come onto MyFace"?
I'm here to talk about the past.
gp.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
wait, I sent you nude pics?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd watch it. Beane the Bean!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Jonah Hill = unfunny.
So, yeah, a “comedy.”
by whiteshoes40 on May 14, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
This is going to be the best acted worst movie in a while
"Since other people actually read these threads, though, probably best that your particular brand of wrongness not go completely unchallenged." - PT
by designatedforassignment on May 14, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
CT thinks this is "serious"
oh.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
he likes conspiracy theories.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I missed the whole theory...on the phone....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
it was something...it kinda escaped me, too, Jo.
It was the umpires doing something bad.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Urh, I'm feeling dizzy and tired now. Can't listen anymore.
Nighto. Have fun, all.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions
You okay??
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Yeah I'm fine, just a little trouble adjusting to my new meds.
Need to take it easy a bit.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Just don't melt
A little burnt is okay, just not too melty.
Ask me about my squirrel.
I can't melt yet!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Heroes don't die
They just melt away.
Ask me about my squirrel.
night......I'll wave as I drive through.....even tho I don't know exactly where you are.....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Haha, wave once you hit Mckee!
Night alls!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
EN!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
he's a good caller.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
he's doing it right now.
he’s a good dude.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
You can't even tell he ate an herbal pizza for dinner!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
It's the good emperor.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Oh, he's busting out philosophical answers.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
He really is.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
relates it pretty damn good.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
That was fucking awesome.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
God. Damn. EN just knocked it out of the park at the end.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
did you like that?
I made sure you were mentioned LOLOLOL
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by emperor nobody on May 14, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
It was awesome.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude you killed it.
I thought I was gonna lose you when you said you were gonna get philosophical.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
you guys are so cute
everytime I go to give personal shout-outs based on who is posting in the CT thread, it’s always jumping around from the new comments so much that I can’t stop it long enough to remember who to say hi to.
Next time I am doing just the ladies, all the women will get name checked LOLOLOL
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by emperor nobody on May 14, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
To all the ladies!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I don't care about shout outs at all.
But you’re really good.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
We give you love, CT!
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 14, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions
We love you, CT!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
Who is this?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
That was great
Even I feel better after hearing EN
Very articulate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gotta love CT at the end. “So many things to dislike about the Angels”
THANK YOU LORD.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I gotta catch some z's
See you tomorrow, AN!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 14, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions
I mention from time to time my slegnA friend who works for me
He calls from the game tonight and said, “Why aren’t you here at the game”
I said, “Because you said you were going”
He said, “Did you see that home run from Matsui”
I said, Did you hear that click?
He said, What click"
Trainman hangs up phone.
this is another person besides your roommate?
You know way too many Slegna fans.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sorry.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks
I feel better.
Remember the roomy is a Yankee/slegnA fan who becomes very obnoxious when drunk. He’s drunk 23 hours a day.
icky.
I’d move him out while he was drunk and then tell him he did it on his own.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Yankees and Angels?
How does he not want to kill himself?
Ask me about my squirrel.
what's this guy saying?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
I don’t know. I am watching That ’70s Show.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
That was sooo 40 years ago.
Ask me about my squirrel.
This dude. Gah.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
emails
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, not so good.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Imma gonna go sleep now.
Have fun with CT!
(P.S. I got a pair of new shoes today. They are fabulous and yellow and I love them.)
Show us!
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
pics please!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
yellow shoes?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
so necessary.
I’m wearing these with my dress tomorrow. SO CUTE.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I know!
I searched FOREVER for the perfect pair of yellow shoes.
They’re Frye Ada Pleat Peep toe.
I don’t know if you can find yellow anymore. There’s still black and brown out there.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
how much do they cost?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
expens.
but I found them on like half off.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
(I am an amazing sale shopper)
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I got em online.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I love going over to the Rack - it's kinda fun to cruise the racks there....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
yeah, they're a little out of my price range
but they are so cute!
by whiteshoes40 on May 14, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
As a treat for having to go to a bazillion weddings,
I let myself buy new shoes or a new dress.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
good plan.
Okay I finally found a pic of my new shoes… not a very good pic (the color is better than it looks) but you get the idea.

by whiteshoes40 on May 14, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
check your inbox
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
yahoo
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
truf.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
this guy's kind of an asshat.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
Did he shout out to AN?? Or was that the guy before?
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
guy before.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
PLEASE DON'T ENCOURAGE THIS GUY.
SCUTARO AND TEJADA?!!?!?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Chris Carter went 2-for-4 tonight with a double for Sacramento.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 10:45 PM PDT reply actions
Ok, calling it quits. Gotta pack.
Night – have a good weekend all.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
night jennifer
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
night pam
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
IT'S SO HOT HERE
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 10:49 PM PDT reply actions
Who is the guy that was on the Dugout Show?
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Hi, everybody who's still awake and here.
"Hi, I'm A's catcher and stolen base machine Landon Powell. You might ask me what I eat to keep up this marvelous physique. Why, friends, of course I eat 'Dannycakes' brand frozen pastry products. See folks, only 'Dannycakes' brand are made with the finest in off-brand bleached white flour, and enriched with two vitamins and minerals. Plus, every box contains a NEAT PRIZE!"
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 14, 2010 10:52 PM PDT reply actions
HI
"Since other people actually read these threads, though, probably best that your particular brand of wrongness not go completely unchallenged." - PT
by designatedforassignment on May 14, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
hi g_s
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I threw lots of drumsticks at the television set tonight...
I was going to call CT, but I don’t have anything good to say…
"Hi, I'm A's catcher and stolen base machine Landon Powell. You might ask me what I eat to keep up this marvelous physique. Why, friends, of course I eat 'Dannycakes' brand frozen pastry products. See folks, only 'Dannycakes' brand are made with the finest in off-brand bleached white flour, and enriched with two vitamins and minerals. Plus, every box contains a NEAT PRIZE!"
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 14, 2010 10:53 PM PDT reply actions
For some reason, I don't think he would appreciate my idea
which is to station a guy with a cattle prod by the batrack and shock anyone who comes back after a KO or weak grounder.
"Hi, I'm A's catcher and stolen base machine Landon Powell. You might ask me what I eat to keep up this marvelous physique. Why, friends, of course I eat 'Dannycakes' brand frozen pastry products. See folks, only 'Dannycakes' brand are made with the finest in off-brand bleached white flour, and enriched with two vitamins and minerals. Plus, every box contains a NEAT PRIZE!"
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 14, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
ok who was the idiot that called in and said he'd rather have ANYBODY aas GM than beane?
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Let's cattle prod 'im!
"Hi, I'm A's catcher and stolen base machine Landon Powell. You might ask me what I eat to keep up this marvelous physique. Why, friends, of course I eat 'Dannycakes' brand frozen pastry products. See folks, only 'Dannycakes' brand are made with the finest in off-brand bleached white flour, and enriched with two vitamins and minerals. Plus, every box contains a NEAT PRIZE!"
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 14, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
if by anyone you mean Beinfiest, Friedman, DePodesta, or PT than yes
if you mean anyone else… Fuck that
"Since other people actually read these threads, though, probably best that your particular brand of wrongness not go completely unchallenged." - PT
by designatedforassignment on May 14, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
no, CT asked him flat out and he said "honestly, just about anyone"
I couldn’t believe it.
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Ya'know....I like him b/c he sounds like an A's fan.....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
he yelled at me for questioning his A's love.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he really does love the A's.......he talks disparagingly about many other teams
I was thinking – hey he’s in my head!! That’s doesn’t happen too often
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
He definitely does.
He emailed me and told me that he really did love the A’s. He was born and raised in San Diego, but played baseball at San Jose State and said he fell in love with the A’s. So that was like right when they were in the mix. He’s 38…makes him in the Bay Area in 1990…
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
That was the other day wasn't it? Quite funny actually.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
Yeah that was a really fun time to be an A's fan...it still is - but that was a time when nobody was putting them down!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I'm here.
Dealing with administrative stuff.
Not having Dan here hurts. Plus no sirbed? all day. Pam’s to bed…chicken stanley went away…
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm listening!!!
Just packing.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
packing?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
you know, like you should be doing :)
"Hi, I'm A's catcher and stolen base machine Landon Powell. You might ask me what I eat to keep up this marvelous physique. Why, friends, of course I eat 'Dannycakes' brand frozen pastry products. See folks, only 'Dannycakes' brand are made with the finest in off-brand bleached white flour, and enriched with two vitamins and minerals. Plus, every box contains a NEAT PRIZE!"
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 14, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
oh. Yes.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Hope you will be having some fun wherever you are going....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
wedding
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
def. hence the new dress and yellow shoes
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
shoes above, dear.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
WHO'S GETTIN MARRIED. *nosy*
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
one of my college friends.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Well the show's over now.....so won't be much action here probably for the rest of the evening....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Heh
“Dealing with administrative stuff” If that’s not a euphemism I don’t know what is. I don’t know why you need Dan or sirbed’s help with that… but then maybe I don’t wanna know.
Ask me about my squirrel.
just dealing with...things.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Roulette bANning.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
That explains what happened to Dan and sirbed
Ask me about my squirrel.
srsly.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
that might be fun...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
sory i'm trying to recover from soccer still
i guess I’m not quite back to 100% healthy yet cause I was abou tready to die approx 8 min into the game
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Sweet
Small ball? That’s the only way to play soccer. With the hockey style goals.
Ask me about my squirrel.
not hockey size, no, but they're smaller than outdoor goals
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About 5 to 6 feet high
About twice as wide?
Ask me about my squirrel.
i.e. if you don't make it a foul to go in the area the keeper has no chance.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
They're taller than that. I would guess 7 feet high, the keeper can cover the goal with his hands up.
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It was just lots of posting going on and then......nothing.....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I guess that's the end!! Have a good game tomorrow and win one for the Duke!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
night Jo!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Any of you guys still here?
Man, I leave for half a night and CT goes to hell. You guys didn’t even hit 400!
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
WE'RE IN THE JACK CUST GOT PROMOTED THREAD!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
WHAT
You better not be joking.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
I would NOT do that to you.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
You better get over there!
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 15, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions

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