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The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Bloomy

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 14, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Hi!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK...I'll bite.....

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on May 14, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Ouch!

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 14, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Biting's bad.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

squirrels nibble!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll have to work on it.....remember I am not socialized well......

NO.LIFE!! LOL

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on May 14, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's cool

We’re patient.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 14, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

sadly, none of us do.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

{Nod]

Yep

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 14, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I vehemently disagree with this statement.

"Since other people actually read these threads, though, probably best that your particular brand of wrongness not go completely unchallenged." - PT

by designatedforassignment on May 14, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

HI... napped through the game thread... Sorry :-(

Ill have some more draft stuff this weekend :-)

"Since other people actually read these threads, though, probably best that your particular brand of wrongness not go completely unchallenged." - PT

by designatedforassignment on May 14, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh...

Just like the A’s offense.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 14, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

good to see that nothing has changed.

"Since other people actually read these threads, though, probably best that your particular brand of wrongness not go completely unchallenged." - PT

by designatedforassignment on May 14, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay, here's a fucking thread.

You would think the front page mods would not be so subversive to this.

I’m really pretty pissed.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

By the Power of Greyskull!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOVE.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's OK.....seems like the ones who have made the threads for us have participted.....

for me it’s about having one not whether it’s on the front page.

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on May 14, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

They've got to give us a thread that's not already full.

regardless of whether they tack it onto the end or not.

That thread was already full.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 14, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's true....don't know about these things....

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on May 14, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cries.

Abused. Broken. Sad.

More than just ANtics: http://www.louisgray.com/live/

by louismg on May 14, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe give louis a tiny little break?

The benefit of the doubt that he’s not “subversive”?

You know, since it’s the first game thread he’s hosted all year?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 14, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

let me answer my own damn self before piling on.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

dog pile?? haven't done that for a while.....

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on May 14, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woo hoo!!

I’m going to be groping a whole lot of ass… man ass, woman ass, man boob, woman boob!!!

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 14, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

we're all adults here, right?

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on May 14, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hope so.

Else I’m in troubles.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 14, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

recidivism.

8 year olds, dude.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

wrong.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 14, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, thanks.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're not the only one.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 14, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know.

it’s the thought that counts though.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah shit

I’m in troubles.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 14, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am barely!

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phew

But sorry about the finger dude. Thought you were someone else.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 14, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 14, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Subversive? How is this a personal issue?

Teach.

More than just ANtics: http://www.louisgray.com/live/

by louismg on May 14, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

not you, louis.

You didn’t know any better.

Just a perfect storm of no thread.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because he's naked and lonely

And just wants a fucking CT thread to um… pleasure… himself with. And he’d rather do it in a private little spot.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 14, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

no laughing, Cheese Capitan

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay bloom.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay, you can laugh.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol!

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was a fun thread.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

because it's so hot?

Yeah, it is.

That was mainly Pam’s fault.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should find a way. It was a good one.

I have it on good authority that LB prints out everything from AN and tacks it to his wall.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 14, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, the funny stuff.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a spaz about CT, and dan wasn't around to calm me down.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

[I'm sorry]

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

[I'm really sorry]

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

[lyar]

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 14, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

[yamknot]

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

[yar2]

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 14, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

[knoweyemnot]

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

[r2]

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 14, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn, yours are easier.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes :)

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 14, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chinese?

Was he dressed in an elephant costume?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

pervert.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like his better, don.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sad dmoas is sad

I was kind of sort of hoping to settle down and start a family…

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 14, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not time yet.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 14, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell me about your squirrel!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

here, squirrel, have a peanut.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

[yum]

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 14, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH GOOD.

We can blame dan. I’m happy now.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 14, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is all dan's fault.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah he HAD to leave early....

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on May 14, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He said he was coming back!!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's adamant about his stuffed animal hatred.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

you know, if you substitute sock puppets for rally monkeys...

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. My. God.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 14, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, right?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm scared.

Grope me?

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 14, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

without doubt.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 14, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did CT just get a BMW ad?!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Who's pranking you?

Did it sounds like a desperate fat man from Florida?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh. right.

[adjusts self]

[fixes hair]

[checks breath]

[resumes cool lean against wall]

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

k.

um, hey baby, how’s your car running? Why? Um, because I’d…hate…for you to get…um…stalled…and…you know, run into a….stalker or something? What? Restraining order? Okay, baby, you stay classy!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

[adjusts self]

[fixes hair]

[checks breath]

[resumes cool lean against wall]

[falls through wall]

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 14, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where?!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm...

That kind of sounds like Bloomy.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 14, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder how he feels about our Stomper puppet??

it’s kinda clever…..turns into a baseball and trumpets!!!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on May 14, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

How long will CT go until?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 14, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

hour or two.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 14, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

God took a dump?

Where??!!

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 14, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet it's huge!

And would it not smell at all or would it smell worse than anything you’ve ever smelt before?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

that makes a difference?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

have people already discussed this?

Philip Seymour Hoffman and Robin Wright in talks for ‘Moneyball’ — Hoffman as Art Howe (what?!) and Robin Wright at Billy’s ex-wife.

Um. Weird. But I suppose any subsequent weird casting will not be able to live up to the Jonah Hill-as-DePodesta craziness.

by whiteshoes40 on May 14, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

mb mentioned it. He thought it was gonna be crap.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, it's looking that way.

I’ll see it anyway, of course, but my expectations will be quite low.

And I think he’s right — Richard Jenkins should play Art Howe. Not Philip Seymour Hoffman, for goodness sake. Have the people in charge even seen / watched a video of the REAL people the book was based on?

by whiteshoes40 on May 14, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jonah Hill? Lame.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 14, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

something like that.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I laugh when I think about 2001, 2002....

Oh, wait. I cry. Then I take drugs and cut myself.

by Jennifer on May 14, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

we have so much in common!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

She has so much Steph in her it's not even funny.

Which is why I feel so guilty having these thoughts sometimes.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 14, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stephen Curry is going to own the NBA pretty soon. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don's niece who just came back from Iraq.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope she doesn’t have to go back.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 14, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steph asked me on fb when I was coming home.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

she IS like Jennifer!

She scares me and it’s attractive at the same time!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah...

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes! That's what I meant!

But if I have those dark feelings for Jennifer is it like having them for Steph? That messes me all up, man. Fuck it, at least Jennifer can’t read this.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 14, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

we used to have a way to write in white text

so it was “invisible”… but I’ve forgotten how to do that. I don’t even know if it’s possible on New AN, actually.

by whiteshoes40 on May 14, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

must have

The only half-way cool thing I can do is delete comments.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 14, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can ban people!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spin the wheel!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

damnit.

can I say my goodbyes now???

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 14, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miss you.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 14, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

&hearts

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 14, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

no way we're getting rid of you.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, I'm never going to meet any of you after this.

I’m so disappointing in real life. I don’t want to ruin your dream of what I am really like.

by Jennifer on May 14, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

(psst)

We already know.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 14, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, mos def.

but Imma go back to CA and inject myself into all these people’s life.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

[Quickly grabs roll of gause]

It’s not actually bad. Not the same, but not bad at all.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 14, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well are any of us the same in real life?

And I don’t believe yuou anyways.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 14, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please

I’m boring in real life.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 14, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you kidding?

I am SUPER fabulous! I don’t want you guys ruining my rep! Losers!

by Jennifer on May 14, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

[deep sigh]

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like a spider, I trapped the

tiny, annoying incest in my web… then I devoured them! BWAHAHAHA

by Jennifer on May 14, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

interesting Freudian slip.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have a FB????

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on May 14, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

moi?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't know.....

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on May 14, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

FB?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Facebook

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on May 14, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh! Yes, most def!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

[stalk, stalk]

Wait, I don’t book faces.

by Jennifer on May 14, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's where the real stalking takes place.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

gp.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait, I sent you nude pics?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You posted them yesterday.

You said you were naked, I took your word for it.

by Jennifer on May 14, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd watch it. Beane the Bean!

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is going to be the best acted worst movie in a while

"Since other people actually read these threads, though, probably best that your particular brand of wrongness not go completely unchallenged." - PT

by designatedforassignment on May 14, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

CT thinks this is "serious"

oh.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 14, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

he likes conspiracy theories.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed the whole theory...on the phone....

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on May 14, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was something...it kinda escaped me, too, Jo.

It was the umpires doing something bad.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Urh, I'm feeling dizzy and tired now. Can't listen anymore.

Nighto. Have fun, all.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

You okay??

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 14, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I'm fine, just a little trouble adjusting to my new meds.

Need to take it easy a bit.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just don't melt

A little burnt is okay, just not too melty.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 14, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't melt yet!

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heroes don't die

They just melt away.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 14, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, wave once you hit Mckee!

Night alls!

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

sleep well

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on May 14, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

EN!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

he's a good caller.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's doing it right now.

he’s a good dude.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can't even tell he ate an herbal pizza for dinner!

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 14, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's the good emperor.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 14, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, he's busting out philosophical answers.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 14, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

He's a great caller.....

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on May 14, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He really is.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

relates it pretty damn good.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was fucking awesome.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 14, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

succinct.intelligent.philosphical.

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on May 14, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

God. Damn. EN just knocked it out of the park at the end.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

did you like that?

I made sure you were mentioned LOLOLOL

Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...

by emperor nobody on May 14, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was GREAT!!!!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on May 14, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was awesome.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude you killed it.

I thought I was gonna lose you when you said you were gonna get philosophical.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 14, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

you guys are so cute

everytime I go to give personal shout-outs based on who is posting in the CT thread, it’s always jumping around from the new comments so much that I can’t stop it long enough to remember who to say hi to.

Next time I am doing just the ladies, all the women will get name checked LOLOLOL

Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...

by emperor nobody on May 14, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

To all the ladies!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I don't care about shout outs at all.

But you’re really good.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 14, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY!!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on May 14, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

We give you love, CT!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on May 14, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

We love you, CT!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Who is this?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 14, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

not sure....

taylor’s hurt??!! ;-(z

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on May 14, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

calf.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 14, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was great

Even I feel better after hearing EN

Very articulate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gotta love CT at the end. “So many things to dislike about the Angels”

by Trainman on May 14, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice...

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on May 14, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

I can put the rope away for the night. LOL

by Trainman on May 14, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

THANK YOU LORD.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 14, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I gotta catch some z's

See you tomorrow, AN!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on May 14, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

sleep well

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on May 14, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mention from time to time my slegnA friend who works for me

He calls from the game tonight and said, “Why aren’t you here at the game”

I said, “Because you said you were going”

He said, “Did you see that home run from Matsui”

I said, Did you hear that click?

He said, What click"

Trainman hangs up phone.

by Trainman on May 14, 2010 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

this is another person besides your roommate?

You know way too many Slegna fans.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

I feel better.

Remember the roomy is a Yankee/slegnA fan who becomes very obnoxious when drunk. He’s drunk 23 hours a day.

by Trainman on May 14, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

icky.

I’d move him out while he was drunk and then tell him he did it on his own.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yankees and Angels?

How does he not want to kill himself?

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 14, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

what's this guy saying?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know. I am watching That ’70s Show.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

This dude. Gah.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 14, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

{sorry}

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 14, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

emails

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 14, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, not so good.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imma gonna go sleep now.

Have fun with CT!

(P.S. I got a pair of new shoes today. They are fabulous and yellow and I love them.)

by whiteshoes40 on May 14, 2010 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Show us!

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

pics please!

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 14, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yellow shoes?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

so necessary.

I’m wearing these with my dress tomorrow. SO CUTE.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 14, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know!

I searched FOREVER for the perfect pair of yellow shoes.
They’re Frye Ada Pleat Peep toe.
I don’t know if you can find yellow anymore. There’s still black and brown out there.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 14, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

how much do they cost?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

expens.

but I found them on like half off.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 14, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

(I am an amazing sale shopper)

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 14, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nordstrom Rack time??

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on May 14, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got em online.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 14, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 14, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a treat for having to go to a bazillion weddings,

I let myself buy new shoes or a new dress.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 14, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

good plan.

Okay I finally found a pic of my new shoes… not a very good pic (the color is better than it looks) but you get the idea.

by whiteshoes40 on May 14, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

cute......perfect for the summer.

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on May 14, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

check your inbox

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which one?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 14, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

yahoo

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

truf.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

this guy's kind of an asshat.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Did he shout out to AN?? Or was that the guy before?

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on May 14, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

guy before.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh ok...

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on May 14, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLEASE DON'T ENCOURAGE THIS GUY.

SCUTARO AND TEJADA?!!?!?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 14, 2010 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmmmmm - name was Paul.....hmmmmmmmmm

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on May 14, 2010 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Chris Carter went 2-for-4 tonight with a double for Sacramento.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, calling it quits. Gotta pack.

Night – have a good weekend all.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 14, 2010 10:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Nighty Night

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on May 14, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

night jennifer

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

night

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on May 14, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Night.....sleep well

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on May 14, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

night pam

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet dreams

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 14, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT'S SO HOT HERE

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 10:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Melting?

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 14, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is the guy that was on the Dugout Show?

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on May 14, 2010 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Hi, everybody who's still awake and here.

"Hi, I'm A's catcher and stolen base machine Landon Powell. You might ask me what I eat to keep up this marvelous physique. Why, friends, of course I eat 'Dannycakes' brand frozen pastry products. See folks, only 'Dannycakes' brand are made with the finest in off-brand bleached white flour, and enriched with two vitamins and minerals. Plus, every box contains a NEAT PRIZE!"

by Gaijin_Suketto on May 14, 2010 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

HI

"Since other people actually read these threads, though, probably best that your particular brand of wrongness not go completely unchallenged." - PT

by designatedforassignment on May 14, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

hola

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on May 14, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

hi g_s

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

What up!!

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 14, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I threw lots of drumsticks at the television set tonight...

I was going to call CT, but I don’t have anything good to say…

"Hi, I'm A's catcher and stolen base machine Landon Powell. You might ask me what I eat to keep up this marvelous physique. Why, friends, of course I eat 'Dannycakes' brand frozen pastry products. See folks, only 'Dannycakes' brand are made with the finest in off-brand bleached white flour, and enriched with two vitamins and minerals. Plus, every box contains a NEAT PRIZE!"

by Gaijin_Suketto on May 14, 2010 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

For some reason, I don't think he would appreciate my idea

which is to station a guy with a cattle prod by the batrack and shock anyone who comes back after a KO or weak grounder.

"Hi, I'm A's catcher and stolen base machine Landon Powell. You might ask me what I eat to keep up this marvelous physique. Why, friends, of course I eat 'Dannycakes' brand frozen pastry products. See folks, only 'Dannycakes' brand are made with the finest in off-brand bleached white flour, and enriched with two vitamins and minerals. Plus, every box contains a NEAT PRIZE!"

by Gaijin_Suketto on May 14, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

not one of us!!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on May 14, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's cattle prod 'im!

"Hi, I'm A's catcher and stolen base machine Landon Powell. You might ask me what I eat to keep up this marvelous physique. Why, friends, of course I eat 'Dannycakes' brand frozen pastry products. See folks, only 'Dannycakes' brand are made with the finest in off-brand bleached white flour, and enriched with two vitamins and minerals. Plus, every box contains a NEAT PRIZE!"

by Gaijin_Suketto on May 14, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, CT just rolled through him, but wtf?

SIG SPACE AVAILABLE FOR SPONSORSHIP. INQUIRE WITHIN.

by mikev on May 14, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he also let him speak his mind....

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on May 14, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

if by anyone you mean Beinfiest, Friedman, DePodesta, or PT than yes

if you mean anyone else… Fuck that

"Since other people actually read these threads, though, probably best that your particular brand of wrongness not go completely unchallenged." - PT

by designatedforassignment on May 14, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, CT asked him flat out and he said "honestly, just about anyone"

I couldn’t believe it.

SIG SPACE AVAILABLE FOR SPONSORSHIP. INQUIRE WITHIN.

by mikev on May 14, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya'know....I like him b/c he sounds like an A's fan.....

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on May 14, 2010 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

he yelled at me for questioning his A's love.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he really does love the A's.......he talks disparagingly about many other teams

I was thinking – hey he’s in my head!! That’s doesn’t happen too often

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on May 14, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He definitely does.

He emailed me and told me that he really did love the A’s. He was born and raised in San Diego, but played baseball at San Jose State and said he fell in love with the A’s. So that was like right when they were in the mix. He’s 38…makes him in the Bay Area in 1990…

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was the other day wasn't it? Quite funny actually.

He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!

by OldhamA on May 15, 2010 3:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

EERILY quiet in here.....

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on May 14, 2010 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 14, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm here.

Dealing with administrative stuff.

Not having Dan here hurts. Plus no sirbed? all day. Pam’s to bed…chicken stanley went away…

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm listening!!!

Just packing.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 14, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

packing?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know, like you should be doing :)

"Hi, I'm A's catcher and stolen base machine Landon Powell. You might ask me what I eat to keep up this marvelous physique. Why, friends, of course I eat 'Dannycakes' brand frozen pastry products. See folks, only 'Dannycakes' brand are made with the finest in off-brand bleached white flour, and enriched with two vitamins and minerals. Plus, every box contains a NEAT PRIZE!"

by Gaijin_Suketto on May 14, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 15, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh. Yes.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

wedding

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 14, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

SURE to be fun!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on May 14, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

def. hence the new dress and yellow shoes

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 14, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

pix thx

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by mikev on May 15, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

shoes above, dear.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 15, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

there's something missing

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by mikev on May 15, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHO'S GETTIN MARRIED. *nosy*

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

one of my college friends.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 14, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

“Dealing with administrative stuff” If that’s not a euphemism I don’t know what is. I don’t know why you need Dan or sirbed’s help with that… but then maybe I don’t wanna know.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 14, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

just dealing with...things.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roulette bANning.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 14, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

srsly.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

that might be fun...

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

sory i'm trying to recover from soccer still

i guess I’m not quite back to 100% healthy yet cause I was abou tready to die approx 8 min into the game

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by mikev on May 14, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooooh....you playing indoor?

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on May 14, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

ya

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by mikev on May 14, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walls in play?

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 14, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course

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by mikev on May 14, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet

Small ball? That’s the only way to play soccer. With the hockey style goals.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 14, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

About 5 to 6 feet high

About twice as wide?

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 14, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

i.e. if you don't make it a foul to go in the area the keeper has no chance.

He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!

by OldhamA on May 15, 2010 3:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

night Jo!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any of you guys still here?

Man, I leave for half a night and CT goes to hell. You guys didn’t even hit 400!

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 15, 2010 12:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Yet

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on May 15, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

WE'RE IN THE JACK CUST GOT PROMOTED THREAD!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 15, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT

You better not be joking.

I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.

by danmerqury on May 15, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would NOT do that to you.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on May 15, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

You better get over there!

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on May 15, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

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