Open Thread: Game 36 - A's at Angels (3) - CT Thread
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Ouch.
(drink)
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
gloomy.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Going down smooth
Like Wade Boggs
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Clap Clap ClapClapClap
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Ungood!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
[pats head]
[gives cookie]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I read that wrong at first...
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on May 14, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
crossing the streams?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh huh
I mean, I know we are friends and all
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on May 14, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
“It’s only gay if you fall in love.”
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
was it wrong of me to eat my cake for dinner???
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I hate this game.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
I love baseball.
Better this than hoops or hockey. Are you kidding? :)
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I dislike whoever put this 25 man roster together.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
I don't wanna start no shit,
but it told me it didn’t like you, either.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Still
Gay for baseball.
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by Hit4TheCycle on May 14, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright, I'm out.
Ugh.
CT should be fun, either way.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
see you later.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll take an A's run here
However they can get it.
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CT Sweepstakes......
what’s he gonna lead off with?
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
lack of offense.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Is there any choice?
The utter lack of offense, of course.
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 14, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Game = blah.
But I thought you might like my new Oaklandish t-shirt:

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
by pam5981 on May 14, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
+1,000,000
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 14, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
And you say you can't get in on the jokes as much cos you're a girl.
That’s asking for it!
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
nice.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
it's green and gold, you just can't tell in the pic.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Aww.
But I really got to go.
I'm walking out in a force ten gale.
Birds thrown around, bullets for hail.
Yeeeah
I’m not going to touch that. Unless you ask nice. In which case I’ll have to decide whether I’m going to touch Bloomie first. I’ve been keeping him waiting for a while now and I really kind of owe him an answer first.
Ask me about my squirrel.
Oh this umpire is a cock.
That pitch was low AND outside.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
Well at least we're making Saunders throw 11 pitches/inning.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
I like Henry Wofford.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
Pitch count for Dallas?
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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 14, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
Thx!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 14, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
oh god what the hell happened.
i left for a second now it’s shit. braden meltdown?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
You left, obviously.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 14, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
GOD DAMMIT I SUCK
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
No meltdown. A Matsui 3-run shot.
That made a 1-0 nailbiter into a 4-0 facemasher.
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Frick.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Are you Elliot Reid?
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish I was cool like J.D., you know.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought you would be like JD
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
That's who I'm channeling when I say it.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Oh, I like Dr. Reid.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Offense definitely needs a shot in the arm
or butt.
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just watch....tomorrow we'll score like a gamillion runs!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Carter needs to stay in Sacramento.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
He ain’t ready.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn’t be worried about that right now. Worry about that when he conquers Triple-A.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Bunting with a 4-0 lead?
How low can you get.
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Can anyone block the plate on this team?
Donaldson at least has the excuse of being newer to the position.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 14, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah that was pretty bad
Kind of “revealing the plate” more than anything.
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Wow, there were a crapton more comments on that top 10 thread after I left.
crazies.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
If we can just come up with a way to convert AN comments into A's hits and runs....
….this team will run away with this division!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 14, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
heyyyy people
So, what’s been happening? Dallas was doing okay till the 6th, it seems… and once again we can’t score runs… this doesn’t seem like an especially fun game.
You expect any different from us?
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on May 14, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Oops
that was a reply to Pams…
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on May 14, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
(not scoring at all) + (giving up some runs) = not especially fun
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 14, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
no fun, is right.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 14, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Bambaata
best DJ ever
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on May 14, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
so um, was that 4 run inning...
it doesn’t look like braden melted down or anything after watching that last inning.
what the fuck happened?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
He made one mistake to Matsui.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
it looks like no one can field.
soft fly fail by rajai, ground ball fail by rosales, and line drive fail by fox.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
He threw a couple bad offspeed pitches to Morales and Matsui
and they weren’t surprised.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Ugh, got to go to work.
Later guys.
He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!
Not sure which is worse
Being down 4-0 to Matsui and co., or listening to little miss specialK practice the violin.
BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF.
It sounds like you need earplugs.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
And that's not the violin, it's Cotroneo.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Please
Her violin playing is soooo much better than Vince’s voice
BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF.
I know, right? She should feel insulted.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
they said there was stirring....didn;t hear them say who
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Come on boys. Mojo time.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Post more pictures of you A’s shirt collection.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
didn't help the first time.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
LOL Dr.....
OT – you going to the Davis v Cal game in Sept??
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
UC Davis is getting destroyed.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Well we KNOW that! It's about representing the alma mater
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I see, I see.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
No
I just hope enough of the Aggie players survive the game so they can field a team the rest of the season.
BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF.
yeah.....maybe they'll pity us and play their third string!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
hits and runs people, HITS AND RUNS.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I don’t know where he’d play with Cardenas and Sogard there.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Somebody could probably play ss and bump out affronti because Valdez is on fire and he should get a look in the majors soon since he's 25. We need someone to jumps start the offense
If anyone is getting called up, it should be Cust.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Just do that every time up there, Rajai.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
PITCHING SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS WHERE'S EITHER AND GONZALEZ
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
AND WHY WON'T HOLLIDAY TRY?
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 14, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Donaldson milked a cow before the game.
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 14, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
So it's been a while since I've been on a game thread
Are there guidelines for rally pics?
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
Yes.
If it should be covered by a swimsuit, don’t show it.
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and a height tag and a subject line
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
And add a height tag....no more than 250 or 300
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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 14, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
No one's allowed to OBP it?
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
right.....maybe the rule needs to be expanded then....maybe THAT will make a difference
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Here comes the two-out rally.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
i love the lineup geren has thrown out there against leftys the last few days.... talk about good adjustments!
Hard to adjust when your bench has TWO PLAYERS on it
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
chavez has gotta get a chance to hit against leftys... hes only had 9 ab's against em
and hey!!! they have 3 bench players!!! hahahaha
2 since Sweeney was unavailable.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
See if the Angels' trainer can install some vision in that eye
BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF.
DAMNITDAMNITDAMNITDAMNITDAMNIT
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
(height tag on images)
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I know That. I just wanted you to explain your Damnit comment in an image.
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Here.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I’m afraid this will break my laptop.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I have cookies with fudge stripes.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I think so!
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
outsourced to elves in warehouses in the Philippines
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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 14, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
that's my cousins you're talkin about guy.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
your cousins are elves?
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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 14, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
you are too?!?!?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Everybody is man
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by Hit4TheCycle on May 14, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
no...
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I see!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
She's very involved in the PhilAM Alliance. Biggest group on her campus
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Didn't you say she was at UCSC?
I might see her, lol!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL I LIVE THERE.
UC MERCED IS IN WALKING DISTANCE LOL
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you serious??!! How funny is that.
Have you been to any of their stuff on campus?
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
totally srs.
I’ve been to the campus tons of times to browse the library.
Haven’t been to any events there though.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
She works in the Lantern!! You might have even seen her! HAha
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I might have hahaha.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
The Philipino American Alliance does a huge cultural night and Barrio Night
but you’ll have your own to get involved in next year!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
At UCM?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup....my adopted daughter (my dtr's Merced BFF) is graduating
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Ahhh, you're gonna be like 15-20 minutes away from me.
Hahaha
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you live in El Redondo or Bellvue Ranch??
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I have no idea where those are. LOL
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh.
I live in the way too suburban part of town near the creek.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
'Round there, haha.
Have you ever seen the Bear Creek Inn? Creepy shit there.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
That's the one on the corner....it's a B & B - I always thought I might want to stay there
why creepy??
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
It's pretty quaint and nice on the outside
but the inside gives a really eerie feeling at night.
I stayed there once and it was so creepy in the middle of the night.
My mom always jokes that that’s our house and I’m like HURRRRRRRRRRR NO.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Just made some chocolate chip and walnut cookies
Rather tasty.
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by Hit4TheCycle on May 14, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Becauuuuuuuuuuuuse
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by Hit4TheCycle on May 14, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
If I were to think of everything positive, this game should be like 0-0 still.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
I'M SUCH A BUTTHURT FAN NOW
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
THE A'S WILL SCORE 5 RUNS IN ONE PLAY!!!!
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by Hit4TheCycle on May 14, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
FLY BALL OUT, GROUND BALL OUT, WALK, STRIKEOUT IN THE 6TH.
SHOULD BE 0-0 SAD FACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Getting H-Rod up
Give him a chance to pitch in the majors before he gets sent down tomorrow.
BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF.
Kouz!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 14, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
at least Dallas is helping out the bullpen...
the Angels TV guys are making fun of our 9-man pen, but those guys have had a lot of work lately, so shut it, Angels guys.
That might be on ESPN.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
Only if they can photoshop pinstripes onto Kouz
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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 14, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Can they give us Alex Rodriguez in return? Maybe he and Braden can become best buds.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Regarding Jack Cust...
In the minors, Jack Cust is batting .273 with 4 homers and 19 RBI in 110 AB
In the minors, Josh Donaldson batted .269 with 4 homers and 19 RBI in 67 AB.
So Donaldson is 50% again as efficient as Cust and can play the field?
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You could have written the recap for this game yesterday.
A’s offense incapable of generating offense.
Film at 11.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 14, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Let’s get a pair of runs in the eighth, a pair in the ninth and win it in extras!
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
dallas seems pissed.
score some runs fuckers.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
brian fuentes should be out god dammit score some runs
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Dallas was very solid today
Just made a couple mistakes
Jack "The Must, Just has no Rust, ain't no Bust, after him the ladies Lust, turns pitchers into Dust, likes his pizza with no Crust" Cust
This is basically one of those "Good enough to win, but not for the A's" games.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
8IP 5K 4ER
That’s a quality fucking start.
You win ball games like that against pitchers like Joe Saunders. God dammit.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
He does not look happy at all
commiserating with Ben Sheets
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I have never missed Ellis, Sweeney, and Cust SO MUCH.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
When was the last time a pitcher pitched a complete game in 2:09?
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Consecutively
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by Hit4TheCycle on May 14, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok, I'm out
gotta go get ready to woo the girls at the club!
Let me try out my pick up line… “Excuse me, but would it be creepy if…”
Nite all!
Zooey Deschanel!
Someone check on Bloomie
he hasn’t said anything in an hour hehehe
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on May 14, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm here.
Still in shock from slamming by both Slegna and Jennifer.
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by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?
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by Hit4TheCycle on May 14, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
How much alcohol will be involved?
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on May 14, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Doesn't matter how much alcohol
Just get the ladies to try some absinthe and the deal is sealed, it’s the Mariano Rivera of drinks.
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by Hit4TheCycle on May 14, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
V. ungood.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
RALLY
Jack "The Must, Just has no Rust, ain't no Bust, after him the ladies Lust, turns pitchers into Dust, likes his pizza with no Crust" Cust
HOLY SHIT THIS OFFENSE GOD DAMMIT
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
nope. you can't have any.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
took long enough for someone to stink it up.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
oh holy jeezus.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
He leads the league in wOBA.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THAT WAS FOUR FUCKING YEARS AGO ALREADY.
BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF.
But what did Milton Bradley ever do for us?
/snark
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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 14, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Two out rally time!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 14, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah swing at the first pitch
Great strategy down 4 in the 9th….
Jack "The Must, Just has no Rust, ain't no Bust, after him the ladies Lust, turns pitchers into Dust, likes his pizza with no Crust" Cust
Rally Megatherium!

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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 14, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
well, this is strange.
Dale swung at the first pitch and popped out; Fox took the first pitch for a ball. Wait, what?
Well.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
That was depressing.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 14, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
Wow god dammit.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
Craptastic
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Dallas Braden is the first A’s pitcher with back-to-back complete games since Mark Mulder did it three straight times in 2004.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
I love how clever these Shakers commercials are!
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POIZNER SOLUTION: Drive the state off a cliff.
[slide whistle effect]
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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 14, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
If Meg Whitman is elected, sign me up to be in Poizner's car.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Politics!
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
peripherally connected b/c of ads on radio side
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
FLAGGED!!!
the flag reads: “This!”
Ask me about my squirrel.
yes, yes it did.
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by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Mark Buehrle is 4-12 with a 4.97 ERA since his perfect game on July 23, 2009.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions
So?
Mark Buerhle stunk it up after his PG. Dallas pitched a great game, just hampered by 2 bad pitches and very confused defense behind him.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I know. I just thought it was interesting.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Well it seemed like you were implying a trend.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 14, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Why can't we play the Houston Astros?
Gnats leading 7-1.
BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF.
There's the Baltimore Orioles
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by Hit4TheCycle on May 14, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
We'd be losing to them, 1-0.
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by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
They even give pitchers bats
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by Hit4TheCycle on May 14, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Today might be the last day at or above .500...
The holes in the lineup cannot be patched by the pitchers anymore… especially when they’re so fragile.
nah. We'll be okay when we get some pieces back.
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by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
The only positive tomorrow is we get to face a RHP
The negative is that he owns us.
Tomorrow’s scouting report: SWINGING HARD AND EARLY AND OFTEN is the only way to beat Santana
Are you dense?
That’s what they did that today against Saunders.
2 BBs in 9 IP off a guy with a 4.7 BB/9 entering the game is unacceptable.
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
by lenscrafters on May 14, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Have you watched Santana Pitch?
You have to disrupt him. Let him get ahead as they A’s do and you will see why he has the record he has against us.
Saunders was throwing strikes. Did you want them all to take strike 3 looking.
Pretty hard to walk when someone is throwing strikes isn’t It?
No, he was nibbling at the corners like usual. The difference is that the A's actually bit, unlike every other team this year against Saunders....resulting in tons of weak contact.
Pretty hard to tell if his control was on as well, since the A’s are swinging 0-0 and 1-0.
Strike 3 lookings aren’t horrible if overall, the A’s get into more hitter’s counts. Your Jake Fox approach to hitting is laughable is just going to lead to more games like tonight’s.
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
by lenscrafters on May 14, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Those Gnats orange jerseys are an atrocity and a crime against humanity
BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF.
This
They really are ugly as can be.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 14, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Game Recap is Up! Yay!

http://www.athleticsnation.com/2010/5/14/1473043/matsuis-3-run-shot-absent-offense
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Where's the CT thread?
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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 14, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
You can't YAY a game like that.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
meh
I like that we have our bullpen rested for the rest of this series. Theirs is rested too, but… well.. it’s the Angels bullpen so I’m not concerned. Let’s get the W tomorrow! So Cal AN DAY! WOOHOO!!
Brap brap brap puke barf projectile fecalness!
Negativity negativity negative!
Soul crushing pain, like a kidney stone that talks smack to you as you slowly painfully get rid of it…
Dallas Braden taking one for the team and getting run over by a truck anyway.
(flush)
I feel better now.
The A’s half innings were painful to watch. I threw my drumsticks at the television multiple times.
Call up Cust already. He’s practically ruining the environment all by himself commuting back and forth between his SF apartment and Raley Field.
Puke brap barf plop
(courtesy flush)
"Hi, I'm A's catcher and stolen base machine Landon Powell. You might ask me what I eat to keep up this marvelous physique. Why, friends, of course I eat 'Dannycakes' brand frozen pastry products. See folks, only 'Dannycakes' brand are made with the finest in off-brand bleached white flour, and enriched with two vitamins and minerals. Plus, every box contains a NEAT PRIZE!"
fun, so fun.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
you calling CT tonight???
I know…you’re practicing…
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
CT's on, kids!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
where is everybody?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
Playing with themselves.
Ask me about my squirrel.
Tring to figure out what the CT thread is, I think
Let’s make it here!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 14, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
that is what Louis intended,
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I think
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
hahahahahaha
<————— points and laughs
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
You're laughing at the blank spot on the left side?
Ask me about my squirrel.
Working out with Bob Geren?
Gotta get that image out of my head!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 14, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
shirtless....all sweaty....
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Smellin' his fingers in between reps....
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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 14, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm angry....and I'm not even in Santa Cruz!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 14, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions
Is there some secret CT thred that I'm not knowing about?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
No, it's right here. Refresh. See new thread title.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Me?
I have no front page powers.
But I am kind of sick of the front page writers dissing us like this.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
OH....I don;t know how things work or happen....
could just be a fan post……
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Dude
You have thread power. If they don’t like you creating a CT Fan Post then they’ll be more diligent in giving you a hidden thread.
Ask me about my squirrel.
It could always be deleted after it's all through or tomorrow AM
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Okay, let's go here
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 14, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
You are dissed?
I had no idea you took this so seriously. Hm.
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CT ranting about umpires.
I wholeheartedly agree.
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
ok who was the guy who called in and said the team won in spite of beane
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