Chris Townsend Thread 5/11, 1 AD (After Dallas)
by danmerqury on May 11, 2010 9:34 PM PDT
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This is my 1st time.....please be gentle
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
You're a pee-er.
Chris will like that…
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Is it wrong that I'm kind of liking that?
Ask me about my squirrel.
nope!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
welcome!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I plan on tuning in tonight. I hope the Padres pull out a win over the Giants tonight for him.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 11, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
if they do,
you can call CT about it. He loves the Padres and DESPISES the Giants.
He’s my hero.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Mankind is a hero.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 11, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Back in the day when WCW and WWF were feuding over Monday night ratings, WWF used to be taped. WCW was live and they read WWF spoilers out loud. It turns out, Mankind was going to win the WWF Championship that night. WCW read the spoilers on the air and just about everyone turned it over to see Mankind win the WWF Championship.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 11, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember when Rick Rude was on a taped WWF RAW with a mustache,
and at the same time on a live WCW without one?
by LoneStranger on May 11, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Was that in 1997?
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 11, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
That was just a little bit before I started watching wrestling.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 11, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
It was only about half a year before I started.
I needed something to do while procrastinating my Calculus homework.
by LoneStranger on May 11, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Mankind was also known as Dude Love, Cactus Jack, Mick Foley and a few others.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 11, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
He's the one with the mandible claw sock on hand thing right?
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
[recoils in horror]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I said I was done peeing :(
Gees, piss yourself a few times and they judge you for life….
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
catherine the great?
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones."
-BB 07/27/05
the world is often not a fair place, I know.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I was kind of looking forward to more
(yes, there’s something wrong with me and I’m entirely okay with that).
Ask me about my squirrel.
important to take careful note listening to these incredible radio replays of this game
that Ken Korach is just as good as it gets, the excitement he conveys is just so well-described and builds so much momentum going into the next inning… we just could not ask for a better announcer, really.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
If only we could find him a suitable companion...
Of course, at some point, someone said that EXACT phrase about Bill King and we got KK. It’s like buying a younger dog with the older one….we need a new young dog…
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I just wish they'd try someone new until they get lucky.
Ask me about my squirrel.
I'm thinking they got lucky with KK.
He was such a homegrown product. I don’t think he’s ever left the North Bay.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
really?
huh.
UNLV, too.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
the complexity of the play on which Sweeney recovered to get the guy at the plate
was SO unusual and maybe hard to convey in the moment… I watched on TV so I know what this game looked like, and hearing the replay KenKo just described it, in real time, as well as you possibly could have done it IMO, with a tone of electric excitement infusing the informative with the extraordinary.
Just love it, love it, love it… I am bifg on counting the blessings of life and this guy is definitely on of them.
Yeah, LB, it is too bad that Wince Monotoneo isn’t worth the paper he is printed on… golly gosh I want his job so bad LOLOL
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on May 11, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
i mean big on blessings and KK is one of 'em
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on May 11, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
He gets this tone to his voice that telepgraphs his excitement of the play...sometimes I watch the TV and listen to the radio feed
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
You'd do good at it.
I’d keep trying.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
well, and the flip side was Vince trying to PxP the scoring play in
the Sunday game when Cliff scored or the baserunning…
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
He's probably gonna be kinda fired up tonight.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
is it stupid that I'm so excited to listen to something that's from the west coast??
I miss the west coast…this is nice. Is there some special hand shake or something?
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
um, yes.
We’ll teach you later.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
So there's hazing? Please tell me it involves spanking...wait..oops...errr umm
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I LOVE THIS THREAD!!!
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
and we love you.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
The final test
is for you to randomly spank someone else. Choose wisely, but thoroughly enjoy it. Once your task is complete, you’ll be one of us.
Ask me about my squirrel.
Goodness gracious, you're making friends quickly.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
are you a brave, talkative type?
CT…he has a ladies line—they go on right away.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm talkative, but a coward and, obviously, say all the wrong things at the wrong times...no need to broadcast it
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
No one will know it's actually you!
It’s your first time. You have to call.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
OMG I'VE DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN........SERIOUSLY
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Tell me when it’s about to start.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 11, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
My freezer stopped working
Probably sometime last night, but I just discovered it during the last few innings, by which time everything was pretty much melted or defrosted. What a pain.
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
Okay... this is very, very important
Is your refrigerator still running?
Ask me about my squirrel.
Yes....should I run out and catch it?
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
by Englishmajor on May 11, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
No
You should move your shit from the freezer to the fridge if you don’t want it to go bad.
Ask me about my squirrel.
Yup, doing that with what is left, or cooking it
Mostly Saag’s…the popsicles and ice cream are already a loss.
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
by Englishmajor on May 11, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Sad day in the Englishmajor household.
Ask me about my squirrel.
Well, the silver lining
It was a crummy old energy hog of a fridge and the landlord will surely have to replace it….not likely fixable for less than a new one.
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
by Englishmajor on May 11, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Plus
TONS of Saag’s. Yum.
Good day, not bad day.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I do regret the Dreyer’s pomegranate juice bars
Got a good deal on them and they are really delicious.
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
by Englishmajor on May 11, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
CT's ON!!!!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
CT's ON!!!!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
SUZUKI IN ROUTE BACK TO TEAM!!!!!!!
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
Just got the tweet from slusser....he's on his way!
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
888-979-4627
Call, athleticsgirl24!
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I can't....I'm not smart enough. Really, I'm not.
I think I’m hot shit living in Missouri, but I can’t stand up to the hard core guys…can’t do it
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
he's kind to women.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Believe me, there are real idiots who call in.
You’ll be fine. He’ll drool all over you too, it’s kinda gross.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
That’s okay. Listen for a few weeks, work up to it
Then you can say first time caller, long time listener; he loves that.
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
by Englishmajor on May 11, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
yup.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
But say it all sexy like.
Ask me about my squirrel.
I don't have a sexy bone in my body....
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I'm entirely okay with that.
Ask me about my squirrel.
Aw, spoken like a true desperate man
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not a woman...I'm a real fan. There's a difference
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
You can be a real fan that’s a woman.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 11, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
(checks self)...
Shit, I can’t tell.
Ask me about my squirrel.
Clearly trying to figure out if I'm still a dude.
Ask me about my squirrel.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.....oops, ALMOST peed
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
that's what I do.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
EN!
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
EN!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
OMG!! I know that guy!!!!
I really have nothing to say….I’m in A’s overload….it’s too much. I wish I had internet at home…..
Ask him if he could hook me up with Gaudin. HAHAHAHAHAHAH
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
Ask him if he like Green and Gold Showers!!!!
Ask me about my squirrel.
Seems like EN is getting to be CT's
opening act. He has been the first caller several of the last few games.
Asked if he'd even thrown a no-hitter before at any level, Braden said, "In Little League, I had a couple under my belt. And in the bullpen, I'm damn near perfect every day."
I hope EN gets to sub when CT goes on vacation.
by LoneStranger on May 11, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm thinking that's going to be Bloomy and Me
Doing our Penn & Teller act.
Ask me about my squirrel.
Woot!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
you're coming, too!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
[we're gonna need someone to make fun of]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
And bloomy's going to need someone to talk TO him over the air.
Ask me about my squirrel.
true.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
It's the one thing you're good for!
Ask me about my squirrel.
WHAT?!
I’ll take the Saag’s, EN.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
He wants buds, CT.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
Fucking hilarious, Josh.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I need to hurry and graduate college and get my ass to Cali
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions
I'm at Missouri State Univ. I finally went back....I'm old....Just want to get out and be done
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. I need it. I still have 3 semesters. Debating on a Masters in Sports Admin...but don't know yet
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
truf.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I loved college the FIRST time around....but I dropped out
I waited until I was almost 27 to go back. I’ll be 30 before I graduate and it’s another 2 years for my Masters, but it might be needed. I dont’ know. I just want to work for the A’s
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
the MA should be about something you are passionate about.
I got mine in an area that I was soooo interested in.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I moved to Springfield because they have the AA Cardinals.
I figured it was a good place to start……We’ll see. The Masters would be in Sports Administration, which I figured would help. I don’t know at this point
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
No doubt!!!!
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow.
You really are athleticsgirl.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I really am. I love them, so I have to follow my passion
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
good. Keep it up.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
working inside a team should give you the perspective of what people in the organization have as far as experience
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I've been trying for the last 2 seasons to get an internship
But it’s all a Good Ole Boy’s Network and I don’t know anyone….yet. I’m working on it.They don’t want to mess with me. I’ll kill…..
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
bummer.....my daughter would like to have an internship with the A"s if she could!!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Just keep on.
In the meantime, try to meet and maintain contact with as many people as you can. It’s almost always who you know (or possibly where you went to school). Your MA program should help a lot—the people you meet, I mean.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I figure I need to sleep around....
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd invest in adult diapers first.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I regret that I ever brought my easily excited bladder into this
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
We kid.
That’s when you know you’ve made it.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
It's okay.
Just know five years from now, we’ll be calling you pee girl.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Can't I be made fun of for wanting to rape Gaudin instead? Please?
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Who, chin ferret?
No.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
He did.
AMAZING.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I haven't seen him this season at all because I don't get to watch games
I thought he started growing it back the minute he got back to the A’s. I find Chin Ferrets charming…
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
See?!
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Did it have to be in a Cubs jersey? Really?
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I couldn't find a better picture that illustrated the utter goat-ness of that chin ferret.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I LOVE HIM!!! Leave me alone....
:( Oh yeah, the frowny face
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
dan do not grow your facial hair like that your gf won't like it
by OakA'sHoney on May 11, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Good god, I would never.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Actually, in the early 90s...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah.
I had a chin ferret when I was five.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I was your age then....
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Make fun of his chin ferret all you want.......
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I had a big burly one.
maybe not as burly as Chad, but Alice in Chains Layne had a pretty good one and in the early nineties, I REALLY looked like him.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I miss Layne.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
And that being said,
the new album is actually pretty decent.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
he was apparently just a sweet, nice guy, too.
I had an ex who shot up with him for a few weeks.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa.
That’s one of the weirder close to fame stories I’ve heard.
I believe it, though. Dude rocked.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I watched all the Dr. Drew shows on VH1 this season
that had Mike, the bass player from AIC. Dude is fried. It’s pretty sad
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
It was really all about Jerry and Layne.
And that’s the key. If it was only about Layne, his death would have destroyed everything. But Jerry is a fantastic songwriter in his own right.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Definitely.
I love Cantrell.
I read in the wiki page for Danzig yesterday that he and Cantrell and Hank III are looking to do a blues album together.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
...?!
That’s amazing. Cantrell, Danzig, and Hank 3? Holy crap.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
IK, R?
Epic.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Layne WAS HOTTTTTT
Dead now, but hot then
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, I do.
If we can get Manny….
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by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know
First off, I can never forgive him for the HR he hit against us in the playoffs a while back and stood around to watch it for 3 hours. Second off, I think that he would completely destroy team chemistry, which I feel is one of our strengths.
I totally agree
It’s like all the talk about getting Bonds a few seasons back. It’s all just bad juju and it’s not us.
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
he needs to get bored with the Dodgers
and we can snap him up for a couple pitchers for 3 months + October. Who would you rather have in October? I think for 4 months it’d help put a lot of meat in the seats too.
It was just a dumb fan suggestion, though, like I said it wasn’t meant to be a rational thought out move that was supposed to be good long term… I’d let him go even if we won the World Series, I’d just wanna snap him up into a situation like this where he can sort of be The Man and be the super center of national attention, cuz he loves that.
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by emperor nobody on May 11, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
yup. Savior complex.
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by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
that's what I mean
he has that in spades and thrives on it. I also REALLY like the combination of him and Cust (or even Zombie Chavez, but more Cust) back-to-back… in my head that plays as many a flat fastball from many a terrified, command-challenged pitcher to both of them, and you know WTF that means. I also see Manny hitting well in the Coliseum configuration, not always easy…. Berkman, not-a-so-much.
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by emperor nobody on May 11, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Him and Cust back to back....wow.
That would be incredible.
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by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
You could be right
I just don’t want it to be Either version 2.0 where we sell great future talent for one season.
by Boulder A's on May 11, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
it'd have to be a tone-perfect deal for BB to do it
and it’d surely cost us a Mazzaro or a Cahill, but Manny alrerady said he wants off the Dodgers anyway, that he wants to change teams again. UNder the controlled conditions where you’re bringing a guy who thrives in the role of Savior into a situation where he has the chance to take over and make the sticks around him better, well I dream of these dumb things but I’m a fan, what can I say?
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by emperor nobody on May 11, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
We are fine, Chris, how are you?
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
OOOooooooohhhh
OUR friends at AN. He is such a tease.
Asked if he'd even thrown a no-hitter before at any level, Braden said, "In Little League, I had a couple under my belt. And in the bullpen, I'm damn near perfect every day."
You’re the man, Chris!
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 11, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
Good job, EN!
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Adrian Gonzalez has once again made an out with the bases loaded. How can the Padres win this?
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 11, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
all this makes me want to be back on the radio
Christ, why can’t I just have VC’s job and be done with it?
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I think you should.
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by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
did CT just talk about KIRK FUCKING GIBSON?!!!!
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I'm this close to deleting this post.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I really need to alert him we don't say that here.
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by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
After he mentioned the Padres, Bengie Molina got a hit.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 11, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
WTF Eli Whiteside just stole 2nd?
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
by lenscrafters on May 11, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh, Torrealba couldn’t get off a throw.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 11, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm so pooped.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
(but it doesn't mean i'll pee myself)
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
hmm, maybe I need to read the game threads...
by whiteshoes40 on May 11, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, we had over 4,000 comments tonight.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 11, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
seriously?!
I gots some reading to do, then.
by whiteshoes40 on May 11, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
hurumph.....
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by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
no kidding.....did you check out the fangraph???
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
hi shoes!
you should’ve gone..
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by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I had fun watching with my non-baseball peeps, though.
And tomorrow will be FUN.
by whiteshoes40 on May 11, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
KURT SUZUKI!!!!
I was catching up on tweets and saw that he pretty much dominated in the Triple A game tonight. Wheeee!!
by whiteshoes40 on May 11, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Chris Carter, Michael Taylor and Adrian Cardenas better be tearing up Triple-A soon!
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 11, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
G_S on now
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It's nice to hear
someone on the radio say, “I fell in love with AL baseball. I fell in love with the DH.” I’m liking me some CT.
Asked if he'd even thrown a no-hitter before at any level, Braden said, "In Little League, I had a couple under my belt. And in the bullpen, I'm damn near perfect every day."
by fridaynightfan on May 11, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
he's teh awesome.
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by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Rajai's problems are obvious
his obsession with those people having that BBQ has ruined his life.
I'm not sure why he wants that.
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by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
ATTACK SQUIRRELS!
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
SQUIRRELS!!!!
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by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Secret Squirrel!
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
by Englishmajor on May 11, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
secret squirrel club,
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by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Asked if he'd even thrown a no-hitter before at any level, Braden said, "In Little League, I had a couple under my belt. And in the bullpen, I'm damn near perfect every day."
by fridaynightfan on May 11, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure the person who took that photograph was dead 0.3 seconds later.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
okay, you can stay.
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by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
this
is my new desktop background, thanks
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by emperor nobody on May 11, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
EIT.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
yup.
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by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
oh, screw zombieBrimley.
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by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I know!
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Been listening to CT while cooking custard
Done with that. Now some CT thread before making vichyssoise.
AN owns this show, btw.
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 11, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions
It’s awesome, isn’t it?
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 11, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
is indeed
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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 11, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Need to ask my wife
It’s her bookclub
I don’t even get to eat it. I’m just the cook.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 11, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not even allowed in those clubs!
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by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
is it....is it the peeing?
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by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
leaves the room crying
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by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
gotta bracket that.
and don’t cry. If we tease you, it means we like you.
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by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
So all those years I was bullied, it was because I was popular?!?!?!
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by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
And now, the secret of high school is out.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
10 years too late, but the emotional scars are still there!!! Yeah!
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by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
um, sure.
Here, have a squirrel. You’ll feel better.
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by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it must have been.
It’s kind of a turn on… as long none of it gets on me.
Ask me about my squirrel.
Ahem.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Nothing here, cap'n.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Yeah, 'cause they talk books 'n' stuff
And who’d want to do that?
But sometimes they apparently have Bud Light.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 11, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
sure!
oh, wait…
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by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
and i bet you buy new underwear instead of washing it
by OakA'sHoney on May 11, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I just keep using it until it begins to crack
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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 11, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I told him about Chris Townsend.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 11, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
If he responds to my tweet, I will.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 11, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Pepe did.
It was hilarious.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I wasn't here, but I heard about it.
He called in when Pennington was at the Holliday Inn with Townsend. I think he asked “who’s the best pitcher you ever worked with” or something like that.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Brett needs a hobby.
I’m thinking go carts.
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by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
here's what he did today:
watched a ton of The Office today…oh rehab. 31 minutes ago via web
I do approve of watching The Office (especially season 1-3), so I suppose that’s okay. But he really does need a hobby.
by whiteshoes40 on May 11, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
He should sign up for an anonymous AN account...
something inconspicuous like Future_Brett
"We support your economy. We make your food and tend your fields. All we want are the same rights and responsiblities as you. Please... Vote YES on Proposition 801- Equal rights for sock puppets!"
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 11, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
SO. GODDAMN. BORING.
Please, for the love of god, Brett, you’ve got to be interesting somehow.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
um
Killed a hooker today LOL Any1 know a place 2 hide a body? 31 minutes ago via web
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by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahahaha.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Anderson reminds me of Mulder.
Both guys came off as really boring.
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
by lenscrafters on May 11, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh man, this song sounds so familiar.
What did he just go out to commercial on?
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
It was Green Day. Welcome to Paradise
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by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
Ah!
That’s right.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
By the way, Bloom, we're making fun of you in the recap thread.
Six replies and counting.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
really? why?
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by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
You hotlinked and failed.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
oooooh.
I blame Berkeley Breathed.
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by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I love Berkeley Breathed
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by emperor nobody on May 11, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
who doesn't, en?
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by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
love it
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by emperor nobody on May 11, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
ahem
Ack Oop!
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by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Once again....
Martini = Gin + Vermouth + Bitters (optional)
There is no vodka involved.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 11, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions
Does Rick Tittle have something against tattoos?
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 11, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions
but EN sounded fine...
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by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
He might have been blazin’ the herb.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 11, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I smoked a fat bowl before I called
I must sound like Chong on there, oy vey.
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by emperor nobody on May 11, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
you got it
you win a free spin in the giant globe at the old World’s Fair Grounds in Flushing, congratulations! It is called the unisphere!
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by emperor nobody on May 11, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
mom's side of family is from flushing, same accent as you
by OakA'sHoney on May 11, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
my dad lives in Bayside
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by emperor nobody on May 11, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
not at all.
you sound nothing like these dudes.
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by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, you sounded great.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 11, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
More like Cheech, actually.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 11, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
That's authentic hillbilly gibberish
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by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
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by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
[pregnant pause] I'm hoping!
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His pregnant pauses are so awesome that even they are having babies.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I love his pregnant pauses!
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by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
It's you!
You’re the one impregnating his pregnant pauses!
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
[maybe]
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by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
so, this question probably reveals my ignorance, but:
why does blowing the lead in the 8th count as a blown save?
if it was bottom 8 and we would have won if the score held?
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Berry Jo's right.
I forgot about that rule.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
but someone still would have pitched the bottom of the 9th
and theoretically gotten the save. So, say Ziggy gets out of the 8th, the A’s are up 4-3; Bailey comes in for the 9th, doesn’t give up a run. So Bailey gets the save, Ziggy gets the hold (?). So wouldn’t it be a… blown hold or something?
I’m confusing myself.
by whiteshoes40 on May 11, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I've given up understanding this game.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Now I'm really curious...
it doesn’t make sense.
by whiteshoes40 on May 11, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, now I get it.
If Ziegler had pitched the 8th AND 9th scoreless, he gets a save. Therefore, by screwing it up, he gets a blown save even though he never sniffed the ninth.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
yeahhh the lightbulb went on.
I understand now.
by whiteshoes40 on May 11, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
but theoretically, Ziggy could also be out there for the 8th and the 9th
and if he held on to the lead, then he would have gotten the save.
The save rule is pretty lame anywah.
gotcha. thanks!
It is a silly rule.
And woohoo 3 blown saves! We’re awesome!
by whiteshoes40 on May 11, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Precisely.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
It was a save situation when Ziggy entered the game.
If he had held the lead and gotten the last out, he would have gotten the save.
right...b/c the score would not have changed....as soon as the score changes then the save is blown, right?
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
okay, hmm, I might be getting it now.
I’m rather slow at the moment, but it’s becoming clearer…
by whiteshoes40 on May 11, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
From Wikipedia
In baseball statistics, the term save is used to indicate the successful maintenance of a lead by a relief pitcher, usually the closer, until the end of the game. A save is a statistic credited to a relief pitcher, as set forth in Rule 10.19 of the Rules of Baseball. That rule states the official scorer shall credit a pitcher with a save when such pitcher meets all four of the following conditions2:
1. He is the finishing pitcher in a game won by his team;
2. He is not the winning pitcher;
3. He is credited with at least ⅓ of an inning pitched; and
4. He satisfies one of the following conditions:
1. He enters the game with a lead of no more than three runs and pitches for at least one inning
2. He enters the game, regardless of the count, with the potential tying run either on base, at bat or on deck
3. He pitches for at least three innings
If the pitcher surrenders the lead at any point, he cannot get a save, but he may be credited as the winning pitcher if his team comes back to win. No more than one save may be credited in each game.
Asked if he'd even thrown a no-hitter before at any level, Braden said, "In Little League, I had a couple under my belt. And in the bullpen, I'm damn near perfect every day."
by fridaynightfan on May 11, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously, you guys are all so lucky that you can just go to A's games whenever you want.
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by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Not all of us are in the Bay Area.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
yup.
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by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Better believe it!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on May 11, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll swell their ranks for another month.
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by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
agrd.
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by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm LB's second btw.
Ask me about my squirrel.
Have your second call my third
We’ll make arrangements.
Ask me about my squirrel.
are your ranks swelling again?
I heard your ranks were swell.
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by emperor nobody on May 11, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
flanks. my flanks have swelled.
Um, I’ve recently gone through my myriad clothes and have left feeling like Jackie Gleason.
Jackie Gleason, for the uninitiated, had three full sets of clothes because his weight fluctuated so much. Fat LB.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
too busy eating meat and cheese....
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm busy...um...sleeping and masturbating and such.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
take time out from waxing it for 30 seconds
and holla, don’t be scared!
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on May 11, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I have two.
Trying to move back down.
Ask me about my squirrel.
Also, some of us have to get up at 3 AM so night games can be hard and --
Oh, crumbs. Way past even my nap-adjusted bedtime. I better go, night all!
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
by Englishmajor on May 11, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
night EM
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Aloha Mr Hand
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions
...you dick!!
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 11, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Asked if he'd even thrown a no-hitter before at any level, Braden said, "In Little League, I had a couple under my belt. And in the bullpen, I'm damn near perfect every day."
by fridaynightfan on May 11, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
well said.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm seriously liking FNF
Ask me about my squirrel.
rec
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Er, I don't see a picture. Should I?
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
[no]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
It depends on how high you are
Sometimes I just see a bunch of dots…
Asked if he'd even thrown a no-hitter before at any level, Braden said, "In Little League, I had a couple under my belt. And in the bullpen, I'm damn near perfect every day."
by fridaynightfan on May 11, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Did he just say he thinks Chavy's "gonna get high"?
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 11, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions
Ha, it kind of sounded like that.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 11, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I heard that too
I think he said “hot.”
Asked if he'd even thrown a no-hitter before at any level, Braden said, "In Little League, I had a couple under my belt. And in the bullpen, I'm damn near perfect every day."
by fridaynightfan on May 11, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Townsend followed that up with "yeah, you know he is stringing along hits".
The beginning of that sentence confused me.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Do MLB players in California have a "no weed card" clause in their contracts?
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 11, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I doubt it.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I need my own A's radio talk show......
I’ve found my calling in life
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions
bow-chicka-bow-wow
Oooooooh, yeah.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
What kind of radio show did I sign up for?
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
But it was my idea....it was my dream....
What would I do?
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd follow your lead.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds like a plan.....At least one of us will land in jail
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
wouldn't be my first time at the rodeo.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
and it was a good idea
tell you what we’ll give you executive producer
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury
Don't worry
AN radio needs multiple shows. LB & I can’t do it all, and by LB & I, I mean LB doing all the talking and me doing all the listening and the occasional giggle.
Ask me about my squirrel.
We should put out an AN annual.
(Yes, I said that just to type an three times in a row.)
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
you gotta giggle more.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
That depends entirely on you.
Ask me about my squirrel.
huh. truf.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
We seriously need to find a small place
and start doing AN podcasts from it
Ask me about my squirrel.
I'm back soon,
Then we start.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Squirrel Talk with Bloom and DMOAS
Ask me about my squirrel.
“Welcome, my friend!”
Are you welcoming Chris, caller?
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 11, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions
..to the show that never ends
We’re so glad you could attend
Come inside, come inside
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 11, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
that was good!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
he has mad Rosales love.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY DOES IT KEEP FREEZING UP AND CUTTING OUT!?!?!??!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions
Psssh, nobody read my awesome caption on the original open thread.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
the one about Greggles?
That was a good caption.
by whiteshoes40 on May 11, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay!
Someone read it.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
no, but I'll read it a bit later.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
yep, Slusser said he's en route to the team
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Must have passed not two miles from where I'm sitting now...
…on the way down I-35.
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 11, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
...though he probably gets to fly.
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 11, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Donaldson, I assume
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 11, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
This guy is absolutely right on Rajai.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Raj has finally unconvinced me.
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 11, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
This is juuuust about the point he turned around last year.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
True enough
Do you remember how bad this team was at this point last year?
Then Cabrera and Raj began to pick it up a little.
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 11, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on, man! Patterson is lame in left field!
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 11, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions
The game before the perfecto
he had a ball bounce off the wall and between his legs.
It was beautiful.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Rajai was suppose to be the next big thing
He spent ST with Ricky Henderson. Rajai is the best and blah blah blah, but where is that guy now? What has happened?
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions
Nothing
His inability to play baseball at a MLB level finally caught up to him.
Ask me about my squirrel.
Ding ding ding!
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Sometimes it feels like it's nothing but hype with alot of our guys.
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Barton's not like that.
Pennington too. Rajai had a really lucky end of the year last year, and unfortunately, it’s caught up to him. But we do have awesome players. Bailey. Anderson. Gio!
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I have an unnatural man crush on Gio some times.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Dale and Dallas and Cust. Cliffy's getting there, too.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
The Cliff stuff is amazing to me.
CHONE projected him to hit .245/.326/.343. He’s practically doubled that.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I like Gio a lot
but I don’t want to beat him with a wet squash.
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury
dannycakes has an "unnatural " love of Gio
I love the guy, just naturally. Not unnatural like with cooked vegetables and shit.
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury
crapcrapcrapcrap
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
his love is organic.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
While his cake is not.
Ask me about my squirrel.
This is just my personal opinion
My biggest hype complaint in Chris Carter. After seeing him perform at a AA level last year, and even seeing him in ST this year, he can hit. He’s just another DH. The guy has no business being on the field.
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
That was a nice line
Asked if he'd even thrown a no-hitter before at any level, Braden said, "In Little League, I had a couple under my belt. And in the bullpen, I'm damn near perfect every day."
by fridaynightfan on May 11, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Why would you have Gross be the designated hitter when you have Cust in Sacramento?
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 11, 2010 10:34 PM PDT reply actions
Because he's in Sacramento?
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 11, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
good answer.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Whippets Good
Asked if he'd even thrown a no-hitter before at any level, Braden said, "In Little League, I had a couple under my belt. And in the bullpen, I'm damn near perfect every day."
by fridaynightfan on May 11, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, three extra innings will do that for sure.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 11, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
(Four extra innings will do that as well. Thanks, Dan.)
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 11, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I had people clamoring for new threads no less than three times.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
You did well, you did well.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 11, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Note to self: Don't drink during games when they go four extra innings.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
are you drunkie?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Heh.
Eh, I never got past a nice buzz.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
hey, random dude talking to CT,
don’t diss Travis! Oh, he’s not tough enough to stay in the game when he’s hurt, blah blah blah. Dude, if a guy is seriously hurt, he won’t help the team by playing through an injury. Good grief.
SCRAPPY!!! GRITTY!!!
give me some more A’s adjectives!!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Breakable
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on May 11, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Delicious?
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I sent him an email about that.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I mentioned our stat heads.
I told them we like to feed them stats to keep them healthy and their coats shiny.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
[rushes to the kitchen because he heard the word stat]
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
see? It's Pavlovian.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
[rolls over on his back]
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
[pats dannycakes on the head]
Ask me about my squirrel.
[rubs dan's stomach]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t blow this, Heath Bell.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 11, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions
Hey, this isn’t the Alan Colmes show!
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 11, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
YES.
His 2nd of the year.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
someone said it's on the CBS website...
but no telling…..
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Here 'tis
Asked if he'd even thrown a no-hitter before at any level, Braden said, "In Little League, I had a couple under my belt. And in the bullpen, I'm damn near perfect every day."
by fridaynightfan on May 11, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sure CBS.com will have one by tomorrow.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
but I'm impatient!
(even though I read all of the top 10 on Jane Lee’s blog)
by whiteshoes40 on May 11, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
and get me a spare pair of pants.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
are they happy little trees?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
The Padres have defeated the Giants, 3-2.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 11, 2010 10:40 PM PDT reply actions
Woohoo!
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Help me put them on.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 11, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
SO. BRAZEN.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Ya got balls, kid.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
It's almost 1 here!!! been in my pj's for a while!!
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
close to 2. naked and armed, waiting foe neighbors to "just try it, punks"
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha I love the glee with which CT lets the listeners know that the Gigantes lost.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on May 11, 2010 10:46 PM PDT reply actions
share the Giants hate, Chris!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
hmm I suppose it's better to have 3 blown saves in one game
and win the game than have a blown save in each of 3 games. Get all the suck out of the way in one night. The boys better bring it tomorrow!
Absolutely.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I wasn’t pissed when Fox came in to hit for Patterson. I would have rather had Fox up there against Feliz instead of Patterson.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 11, 2010 10:49 PM PDT reply actions
30 BB in 30 games?!
Love it.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Three True Outcomes.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha!
A job. Psssh.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Bloom's going to bed with me
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Woot!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
HA! Naw...it's just the internet...it empowers me
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
You're making a certain Floridian very sad right now.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Who is? what? Floridian? isn't that the mom from "Good Times?"
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Bloom is currently stuck in Florida until the end of the month.
Ask me about my squirrel.
Wow.
Play nice, Bloom.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
At some point, sure.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Quitter.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 11, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
night, sb!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Good night!!
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 10:53 PM PDT reply actions
really? wow.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
LOVE.
“I can’t be friends, and I cannot go to a ballgame with people who bring a stuffed animal to the ballpark. I just can’t do it.”
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
We're slowly taking away the Yankees power force
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 10:59 PM PDT reply actions
You can totally do that.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 11, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll buy you one for your birthday.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 11, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re awesome.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 11, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY MONKEY HATE!!!! I LOVE THIS MAN!!!
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 11:00 PM PDT reply actions
Raally Monkey hate.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
I have lived through orange county
he speaks truth
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury
Mmmhmm.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
ORANGE COUNTY HATE
I love this show.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
If you're over, say, 13, you shouldn't bring a glove.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
LOL!!!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
Their fountain!
Oh god, this guy rocks.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
He is pretty awesome.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Suck it, iglew!
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
seriously.
Let’s go burn his books!
Oh, wait….he’s on our side.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
You improved your defense? Good for you. Your offense sucks!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
I have lived through seattle
he speaks truth (But I love seattle and would move there in a heartbeat)
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury
The Orange County stuff was dead on.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
regardless, it was funny as hell.
If I got in your car and you had all these rally monkeys, all these stuffed toys….I don’t think I could go to the game with you.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
my parent's go out and work for the Angels ST stadium
I can get in for free, but holy helll I can’t stand all the Angels fans. I want to puke everytime. Honestly, outside of Cubs fans, they’re a nightmare
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Portland might be a bit better.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe
but I lived in seattle for a few years and have a ton of friends there
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury
including iglew,.
Even though I just threatened to burn his books, he’d welcome any of us as friends. He’s a good dude.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Most definitely.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
This man is God...........
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 11:02 PM PDT reply actions
See?
Everyone who joins us in these threads falls in love and always comes back.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
yup.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I think tomorrow will be my last one
I don’t have internet at my place……It’s a sad thing too because this is AMAZING
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Boooo.
Well, come by when you can.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Yep
You’re always welcome.
Ask me about my squirrel.
(insert pee joke here)
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I don't know. Guys are hurt. Suck it up.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
Oh god, Russell.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I KNOW!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Nobody's perfect
CT seems to have trouble reading emails out load.
Asked if he'd even thrown a no-hitter before at any level, Braden said, "In Little League, I had a couple under my belt. And in the bullpen, I'm damn near perfect every day."
by fridaynightfan on May 11, 2010 11:06 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, he does.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
yup
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
And I have trouble with
“out load”
Load=Loud
Asked if he'd even thrown a no-hitter before at any level, Braden said, "In Little League, I had a couple under my belt. And in the bullpen, I'm damn near perfect every day."
by fridaynightfan on May 11, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
well...I kind of am, shoes.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
at least you've accepted it.
That’s good.
by whiteshoes40 on May 11, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
now, if I wanted to change...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh oh...
Squirrels and sock puppets…
Asked if he'd even thrown a no-hitter before at any level, Braden said, "In Little League, I had a couple under my belt. And in the bullpen, I'm damn near perfect every day."
by fridaynightfan on May 11, 2010 11:07 PM PDT reply actions
[stat panties getting in a twist]
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
no!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm gonna need another cookie.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
come back, little stathead!
We love you!
Here, have a cookie.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL!
Look up.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I know!
It’s like I said in a previous thread. I don’t talk stathead and I make fun of statheads, but you’re our statheads, damn it! Don’t make fun of my statheads!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, I can't help that those words have an effect on my panties
wait, I’m not wearing any
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 11:08 PM PDT reply actions
...You fit in real good here.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Did I win a date yet?
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I think we're sleeping together.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
wait, right now? I don't think we're doing it right....
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
damn.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, it's ok. It happens to all guys eventually. It's not a big deal. I promise I won't call all my friends and laugh about it later
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
sure.
I was tired. I had a big meal. Um…my mind’s on work—we have a big thing coming up tomorrow.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
No Tad Hamilton
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 11, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
's here
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 11, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I know, right?
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
No, Derek Jeter is not clutch.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Tell Jeremy.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I had to leave earlier but I listened on my iPhone
Damn that was an awesome victory!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
There really aren’t advanced statistics in the NFL, though, Chris.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 11, 2010 11:10 PM PDT reply actions
Besides, heart and clutchiness and stuff does exist in the NFL.
But baseball is purely (for hitters) an instinctual no-thinking game.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
He needs a hot girl to read the e-mails.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 11, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
he wants to vorp you
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 11, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
He’ll have to get through me first. I’m hitting the weights before leaving for school tomorrow.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 11, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
don't use the plastic covered ones
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 11, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Dan!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
Wheeeeeee!
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
we're grinding it, CT!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
even though I'm creepy.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
HE LOVES ME!!!!! THE RADIO VOICE LOVES ME!!!
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
You've got your date!
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I think perhaps it is _because_ you're creepy
That’s just how CT rolls.
Asked if he'd even thrown a no-hitter before at any level, Braden said, "In Little League, I had a couple under my belt. And in the bullpen, I'm damn near perfect every day."
by fridaynightfan on May 11, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
you might be right.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Not a VORP fan.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
I like wOBA and WAR the best.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 11, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
You've got good taste.
[takes a sip of Livermore wine]
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Spill the wine, take the girl.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
no, CT isn't a VORP fan.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
He needs to get with wOBA and WAR!
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 11, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Something tells me that won't happen for a while.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
night, b
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
That dude is crazy.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 11, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
yup. It's pretty similar,
though it’s kinda got a feeling of a half drunk guy hanging out on his sofa at home, talking on the radio.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Heh, Spirit of Radio.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Night
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 11:14 PM PDT reply actions
night
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
There's another CT radio gig going on now?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
I think it's a general sports show.
Not on KTRB. Bloom can tell you more than you want to know about it.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
CT After Dark?
LOL
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 11, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
christownsendradio.com. There’s a link toward the top. It’s kind of fun.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Night Jo!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
TTFN
Asked if he'd even thrown a no-hitter before at any level, Braden said, "In Little League, I had a couple under my belt. And in the bullpen, I'm damn near perfect every day."
by fridaynightfan on May 11, 2010 11:15 PM PDT reply actions
night, FNF.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
2:30 is california time, right? So, 4:30 here?
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 11:15 PM PDT reply actions
where is here?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 11, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Missouri.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Heh.
WRONG.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Arkansas. It's 2 hours, right? I'm dense at this time of night
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm in Arkansas til Thurs
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
sounds like a blast
yes, central, so 4:30.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 11, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
yes, 4:30.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
yup.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
it's 1:16 am... time for sleep.
I was slightly hyper after the game but I think it’s gone now. See y’all later!
Also: I’M GOING TO SEE THE A’s TOMORROW AAAHHHH ♥
bye!
Have fun!
…also, they better win tomorrow. Otherwise, it’s on you.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
night shoes have fun tom
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
So do we all get to do this again tomorrow?
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 11:19 PM PDT reply actions
Tomorrow we're all having a naked slumber party at Leopold Bloom's place.
So, yeah, same thing.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I'll break out the speedo
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 11, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahem.
I said naked.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
translucent speedo
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 11, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
kinky.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
What about a full clear rubber 3 piece skirtsuit with stockings and gloves?
"We support your economy. We make your food and tend your fields. All we want are the same rights and responsiblities as you. Please... Vote YES on Proposition 801- Equal rights for sock puppets!"
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 11, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
you set the bar, babe.
pics or it didn’t happen.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
as long as you're buying me the damn thing,
you can take all the pics you like!
"We support your economy. We make your food and tend your fields. All we want are the same rights and responsiblities as you. Please... Vote YES on Proposition 801- Equal rights for sock puppets!"
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 11, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
huh.
Same as it ever was.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll remember to shave this time
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 11:20 PM PDT reply actions
either way.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
So I'm invited back?
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 11:22 PM PDT reply actions
as long as you shave ;-)
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 11, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
WOO HOO!!!!!!!
Good news. I’ll dress up too…..Might even wear a bra
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 11:25 PM PDT reply actions
don't go to too much trouble.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Wooooh now...
Let’s not get too crazy. Don’t worry about dressing and certainly don’t worry about the bra. Set them free.
Ask me about my squirrel.
this.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Leave the bras to people like me
who need them to hold their FAKE tits in!
"We support your economy. We make your food and tend your fields. All we want are the same rights and responsiblities as you. Please... Vote YES on Proposition 801- Equal rights for sock puppets!"
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 11, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
truf.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Good night Kids
"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom
by athleticsgirl24 on May 11, 2010 11:27 PM PDT reply actions
night, ag!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
okay, peeps...leaving CT thread now...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
Me too. GN
Did you hear that line in the “Fleckknob” song?
“I possess the final acorn and squirrels are chasing me”
"We support your economy. We make your food and tend your fields. All we want are the same rights and responsiblities as you. Please... Vote YES on Proposition 801- Equal rights for sock puppets!"
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 11, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
nevermind. Don't answer that. You're not here.
"We support your economy. We make your food and tend your fields. All we want are the same rights and responsiblities as you. Please... Vote YES on Proposition 801- Equal rights for sock puppets!"
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 11, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I am!
I have not. I have not listened to any of it yet. I was asleep a good chunk of the day, then A’s, then CT…now sleep. In the morning, though, G_S
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 11, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
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