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Let's Turn Two: A's Five DP's Spark 10-0 Victory

The A's turned five double plays- just one shy of the team record- and Justin Duchscherer ran his streak to 19 innings without allowing an earned run as Oakland ran away from the Tribe with a six-run 8th and took the opener of their three-game series with a 10-0 victory.

Duke labored for most of his six frames on the clock, but was the beneficiary of four twin-killings, all of which came in the first four innings.

Oakland batters were doubled up twice- in the second and third innings- before the A's broke a scoreless tie in the fourth.  Daric Barton walked to lead off, and took second on a single by Kurt Suzuki, the first of three hits for the A's catcher.  After an Eric Chavez strikeout, Kevin Kouzmanoff hit a slow grounder into center for the game's first run.

Barton was the catalyst of a scoring spurt in the sixth, as he doubled with no outs, and came around to score on a Ryan Sweeney single.  Suzuki chased starter Jake Westbrook with a homerun, his second in as many days to make it 4-nil.

Duchscherer helped his cause with a pick-off of Shin-Soo Choo in the top of the sixth.  He then struck out Travis Hafner before calling it a night.  Tyson Ross relieved Duchscherer in the seventh, and Duke was kind enough to leave some double-play magic behind as Jhonny Peralta was erased on a 4-6-3 off the bat of Russell Branyan.  Ross, who turned 23 yesterday, pitched two scoreless innings, and Brad Kilby mopped up to preserve the A's second shutout of the season.

Things got silly in a sloppy eighth inning, with Oakland putting up six runs, half of them scoring on a base-clearing Rajai Davis two-bagger, breaking a 6-for-50 slump for the struggling centerfielder.

The A's improve to 11-7 season on the season and 3-0 in Good Don/Evil Don threads, and we do it again tomorrow.

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Someone wrote that quick

Or did someone cheat? Tsk, tsk.

Can’t really say anything bad about this game.

"Loyal? I'm the most loyal player money can buy." - Don Sutton

by vignette17 on Apr 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Let me try:

I find Chief Wahoo appalling and I do not enjoy starring at his face for nine innings.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Erp...."staring"

Spelling FAIL

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was fast!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

That was fast

So was the game.

Yay A’s

BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF.

by doctorK on Apr 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Flagged.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flagged for overreacting.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Apr 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flagged for inability to detect sarcasm.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flagged for excessive flagging.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 23, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

flogged for flagging

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury

by Future Ed on Apr 23, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sich barn.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 23, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that was boring

{bans self}

Gutsy effort by Duke, who had (IMO) his worst stuff of the 4 starts so far this year. Suzuki is teh awesome and Sweeney hit the balls on the screws (screwed his balls, whatever).

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Apr 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You type fast.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

He wants to go home.

It’s almost 10 there.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

A's need to end this streak tomorrow

Winless in last 4 of anderson and gio starts

by AsFanIn2010 on Apr 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Games like these make you appreciate how automatic the double play is in the Pros

Minors – College – High School – Little League all scary when it comes to turning them.

@MAD_Marvin
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by Hit4TheCycle on Apr 23, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

it's not often you win a pitcher's duel 10-0

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones."
-BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 23, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know how long they can keep it up...

…but this team is pretty full o’ win right now.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 23, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re 4-0 when Duchscherer starts and that 1.82 ERA sure is shiny.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Apr 23, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

It is nice, eh?

"With Chance on first, and Evers on third,
Great things from the Cubs will soon be heard."

by LeSaboteur on Apr 23, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

sweet!

can’t wait for tomorrow’s game!

by OaklandSi on Apr 23, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm tempted to go...

…right now.

"With Chance on first, and Evers on third,
Great things from the Cubs will soon be heard."

by LeSaboteur on Apr 23, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know!

And, just maybe, I’ll get that seat in the first row of the bleachers.

"With Chance on first, and Evers on third,
Great things from the Cubs will soon be heard."

by LeSaboteur on Apr 23, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

brings up a good point

which A’s jersey will be worth the most at the end of the season.

by rollierollieOxenfree on Apr 23, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dale.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay win

let me know when its ok to complain about geren.

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury

by Future Ed on Apr 23, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

apparently never.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

can't right now

that’s why I’ve been surprised by some of the negative stuff I mean let’s enjoy first place as long as we can

by sirbed on Apr 23, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

complain all you want

I think he’s generally made good moves with the pitchers so far this year. The bunting has been dumb, IMO, the lineups fine.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Apr 23, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let me know when I should post my picture of his butt for you all to kick!!

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 23, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Repeat after me:

Pitching, defense, and just enough offense. I think we can win some ballgames this year!

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Apr 23, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep!

And I think this makes us 10-0 when the A’s score 4 or more.

"With Chance on first, and Evers on third,
Great things from the Cubs will soon be heard."

by LeSaboteur on Apr 23, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

and 11-0

when they score more than the opponent.

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury

by Future Ed on Apr 23, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way!!

You’ve gotta be shittin’ me :-)

These may be your father's A's!

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 23, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's amazing!

"With Chance on first, and Evers on third,
Great things from the Cubs will soon be heard."

by LeSaboteur on Apr 23, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

but seriously

winning all game that they score 4 in is fun.

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury

by Future Ed on Apr 23, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that a damned fine cup of coffee in your pic there?

Nothing beats the taste sensation when maple syrup collides with ham!

by Elvez on Apr 23, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know what you're talking about.

All I know is that I don’t trust that Ben Horne guy. But his daughter is hot.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Apr 23, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

sweet

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Apr 23, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

beautiful

BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF.

by doctorK on Apr 23, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

cool, but

was only the 3rd deck tarped off? it looks like the entire bleacher section was tarped off there too, judging by the attendance.

by rollierollieOxenfree on Apr 23, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, it was Tyson's birthday yesterday?

Happy belated birthday, Tyson!

Also, I really, really like Dale-Ryan-Kurt in the lineup. They are awesome. FEAR THEM.

Yay winning!

by whiteshoes40 on Apr 23, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Morrison

Lots of stuttering and awkward pauses during his postgame shows

by AsFanIn2010 on Apr 23, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

mmmmm........brains.......

…….mmmmm……light fire……

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Morrison is one of the worst guys the network has. In fact, I think he is the worst.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Apr 23, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

But what about Carney???

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 23, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s fine.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Apr 23, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carney was the Giants hitting coach one year

yeah…thats all i got

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Apr 23, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotta feed your family!!

I am just so happy to have him back with the A’s

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 23, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Morrison is the real life version

of the guy from the Geico, Holiday Inn and MLB the Show ads.

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Apr 23, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was kind of painful

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Apr 23, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

one triple play in a loss vs 5 double plays in a win

I’ll go with the A’s

(actually, I’d go with the A’s regardless, but then I’m an A’s fan)

by OaklandSi on Apr 23, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

OK...so I did not watch the entire game....but here's how it feels to me.

Like good solid A’s baseball. Bats are heating up, pitching is tight, defense is great…..lots of double plays = no base runners to score….This seemed like a game where we did the right things and got no bad breaks…..I am so non-bored by this team right now……afraid to believe – but I BELIEVE!!!

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 23, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

and the Indians are

Colossally horrible.

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Apr 23, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That always helps....we've got to do better against teams like the evil empire

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 23, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

There isn't a Yankee like team in the AL West so if the A's can get to say 86 wins

they might get in the playoffs and then with the pitching…. who knows?

by sirbed on Apr 23, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH....I was thinking about the playoffs as I was driving home tonight listening to the game......wondering if we are in it

at what point do we cement our run with the bats we need to be really competitive…….I know the pitching is solid if healthy – but I am not sure if we can go the distance with the offense,

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 23, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 23, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah!! smiling!!

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 23, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

not as bad

as the O’s.

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury

by Future Ed on Apr 23, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dale talks like a squirrel that drank too much coffee.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Does that mean he's going to be our mascot now?

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 23, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

It just means he was on a bender with the Seven last night. Seems to be a side effect.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Apr 23, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

So catch me up here.......[covers head]

I don’t know who the Seven are…….

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 23, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ten bad ass squirrels who run an elite task force.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

ummmmmm....are there like some siamese squirrels???

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 23, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

there is a ninja squirrel.

but squirrels are notoriously poor at math.

It’s best you don’t dwell on it and really a good idea to not point it out to them.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh ok.......I know what they can do - personal experience -

I’ll speak softly and carry a bag of nutmeats

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 23, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nutmeals are a good idea

Might be a good idea if you speak as if they’re human. They seem to prefer that.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Apr 23, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

And DON'T stare at Wolfgang's mustache.

Apparently that’s akin to a declaration of war in Germany.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

white, red eyes??

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 23, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's best not to mention his albinoism, too.

in fact, avoid Wolgang altogether.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're gonna laugh....but I went out searching to see if I could find a picture of a squirrel in baseball gear.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 23, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

and?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 24, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

No such luck...I did find squirrel costumes....sorely tempted.....

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 24, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think for some game pernhaps

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 24, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Most creatures do......

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 23, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a bit of a sore subject to them.

Not entirely unlike stepping on the mound is for Braden.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Apr 23, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did they get sent out to terrorize A-rod??

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 23, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh.

Yeah. And boy did they.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Apr 23, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh - two-run dinger by Kendry Morales

At least it was off of Joba the Hutt bug-magnet, so at least there’s some consolation.

BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF.

by doctorK on Apr 23, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

That's a nice birthday present

A win by the A’s.

The slegnA winning at the moment is not a good b p

by Trainman on Apr 23, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

YOUR BD??

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 23, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy Birthday, T-man

BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF.

by doctorK on Apr 23, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunate? Oh, come now.

You don’t look a day over 60.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Apr 23, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAPPY HAPPY!! At least you got a win on YOUR birthday!

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 23, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they won 2008 and 2007

from memory. Last year was day off for them

by Trainman on Apr 23, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow...good memory! I can't say I remember for mine....

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 23, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy birthday, Train!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks LB

I just heard, “Light up the Halo”

I think I am going to be sick …LOL

by Trainman on Apr 23, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hap Bir T-Man

Kick that roomy out already!

These may be your father's A's!

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 23, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, on the bright side,

ONE of his teams loses.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN, TRAIN.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 23, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good job being born

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury

by Future Ed on Apr 23, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

in a hurry?

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury

by Future Ed on Apr 23, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

me, too!!! spozed to be a taurus but am aries instead!!

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 23, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

happy happy birthday

from all of us to you, we wish it was our birthday so we could party too; HEY!

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Apr 23, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

No partying

Too much of that up until 1998.

Don’t miss it though!!!

One birthday I took my horse to the racetrack to race (trainer did not go). Took the groom with me and geared the horse up, won the race at 11 to one odds, drove the horse to the pub. Took him off the horsefloat, let him eat grass for 20 minutes, went inside bar, got drunk, gave the groom the keys, "said drive the horse home and then I woke up in the back room of the bar at 4 in the morning and had to get a ride home from another trainer who also passed out in the bar. Not to mention crawling on hands and knees into ladies restroom. That part I did remember.

by Trainman on Apr 23, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't know if this has already been posted

But this is the single greatest thing that ESPN has ever, ever, ever run.

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Apr 23, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Heh. That's a good one, all right.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Apr 23, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN????

Nice

So I didn’t doubt him for a moment when he said he had no idea that crossing the pitcher’s mound was an offense, even though, upon reflection, it seems in its own way as rude as dropping your empty glass on someone else’s table in a nightclub. You just don’t do it.

by brian.only on Apr 23, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just don't do it.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 23, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

And A-Roid makes the last out

I despise the Angels, but A-Roid fills me with tremendous feelings of loathing.

BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF.

by doctorK on Apr 23, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

10 runs?!???!

11-7. Rock on.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Apr 23, 2010 10:15 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I'm trying like hell not to get too excited

but we are +21 in run differential and some of our lineup is off to a very slow start. If Rajai is just league average he should add some runs that he is currently not doing with a very low average. I am thrilled that he cleared the bases because I won a lot of money tonight but, seriously, he is not getting us started with his barely over .200 average.

Suzuki is our best hitter and he has barely got things going. Could we actually be this fucking good??

These may be your father's A's!

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 23, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

we've got a real team here.

These guys are coming to play. If we can stay healthy and get a little bit more offense…

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scrappy!

"With Chance on first, and Evers on third,
Great things from the Cubs will soon be heard."

by LeSaboteur on Apr 23, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

White!

Oh, I’m sorry, I thought we were playing synonyms.

Shawn Spencer: Ahoy there! Um, yes. Right! My name is Shawn Spencer! This is my first mate Hummingbird Saltalamacchia!
Burton Guster: Hello!
Shawn Spencer: We were turned around-- discombobulated! We... we just now realized we're in restricted waters.
Burton Guster: Just now! And we both have hepatitis!

by PaulThomas on Apr 24, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Corey Wimberly is gritty.

He’s breaking the grit color barrier.

Maybe the rule is just you have to have a white-sounding name.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Apr 24, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I always thought Tony Womack fit the "scrappy definition"

And he was black.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Everything is better with bacon.

by cuppingmaster on Apr 24, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aha, one more data point for

the “white-sounding name” hypothesis.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Apr 24, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

GAMER

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 23, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I talked to a serious stats guy and he said the A's are overachieving

and I agreed with him. However I looked at our entire lineup and I’m not sure that we aren’t at least this good when you average our entire plausible offensive output. We are definitely scoring more runs than we should but the averages are not necessarily too good to be true.

Can the team concept possibly be overlooked in our case? I think so…

These may be your father's A's!

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 23, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had tremendous D today

But when we score more than four somebody posted- 10 and 0 or something nuts like that.

by brian.only on Apr 23, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's a real team...

…out there on the field. It can definitely punch above it’s weight class.

"With Chance on first, and Evers on third,
Great things from the Cubs will soon be heard."

by LeSaboteur on Apr 23, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

G'night all!

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 23, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

night, cap'n!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

peace out

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Apr 23, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gute Nacht, liebe Freunde

BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF.

by doctorK on Apr 23, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

night, drk!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's party folks

I’ve got a few cases of random good beers. Just wipe your feet off because I just got done refinishing my wood floors. I’ve got plenty of room if you decide you can’t drive home.

(rolls out the red carpet for A’s fans only)

These may be your father's A's!

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 23, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

woo!

[places lamp shade on head]

[removes pants]

[steps up on coffee table]

[dances]

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay brutha

(hands Leopold some red parachute pants with extra zippers for bananas and blow)

These may be your father's A's!

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 23, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

[records video]

[uploads to internet]

?

[profit]

I AM VERY MUCH ENJOYING THE HITTING OF BASEBALLS AND SCORING OF RUNS. -mikev
only an ZOMG CENSORED WORD FAMILY SITE quotes himself. -mikev

by mikev on Apr 23, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I BETTER GET A CUT!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, I do have a knife

I AM VERY MUCH ENJOYING THE HITTING OF BASEBALLS AND SCORING OF RUNS. -mikev
only an ZOMG CENSORED WORD FAMILY SITE quotes himself. -mikev

by mikev on Apr 23, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, okay, then.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It does cut like a knife

but, then again, it feels so right.

These may be your father's A's!

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 23, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

now now

the Canadian government has apologized for Bryan Adams on many occasions.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's not forget Anne Curry

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Apr 23, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Murray, but yes)

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously my favorite band.

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury

by Future Ed on Apr 23, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man I screwed the pooch on that one

But I have been celebrating this win a little heavily so you must excuse me for my malfeasance.

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Apr 23, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's okay.

I called Stockton Fresno last night.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 24, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

no offense to Mr. Braden

but I fail to see the difference.

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury

by Future Ed on Apr 24, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

We're not so different, you and I

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Apr 24, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

okay, i know internet polls don't matter, but braden vs a-roid is the exception

go here and vote

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones."
-BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 23, 2010 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

done and done!

pffft…D’Backs….please!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oddly enough...

…New York seems to be of a differing opinion than California. LoL.

"With Chance on first, and Evers on third,
Great things from the Cubs will soon be heard."

by LeSaboteur on Apr 23, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

New York?

Those guys are fags!
-Spicoli

These may be your father's A's!

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 23, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

but at least tennessee and louisiana both believe the a’s are “for real”…

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones."
-BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 23, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I apologize for the state of Kansas

I will start a “Braden is right” campaign tomorrow on behalf of the A’s.

These may be your father's A's!

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 23, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

52-48 with 117 votes, you only need to convince like 6 people

(guessing)

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones."
-BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 23, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

what the hell's their problem?!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

they're pissed of because their only well known city is mostly in missouri

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones."
-BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 23, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess that would kinda suck.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where is this poll?

I live in the Flint Hills of Kansas, close to the Oklahoma border but good enough. I’ll see if I can turn Kansas blue (hey, I like that in more than one way!).

They probably just voted that way because Missouri voted for Braden.

by coffee roaster on Apr 24, 2010 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Signs will begin to appear...

…on lawns. Stay off my mound!

"With Chance on first, and Evers on third,
Great things from the Cubs will soon be heard."

by LeSaboteur on Apr 23, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many electoral votes does Braden need to clinch?

Shall I canvass Louisiana?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Apr 24, 2010 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

If by "canvass" you mean "bribe"

then yes. Yes you should.

"Cheese is the fruit juice nature intended."- The Reverend Billy Lard

by Gaijin_Suketto on Apr 24, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

our supposed home territory in Hawaii

thinks Braden needs to relax. Some home territory.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Everything is better with bacon.

by cuppingmaster on Apr 23, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are probably all on Maui

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 23, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

wowie

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury

by Future Ed on Apr 23, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

zowie

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Everything is better with bacon.

by cuppingmaster on Apr 24, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huh?

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Apr 24, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

his son

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones."
-BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 24, 2010 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sam Rockwell is David Bowie's son?!?

(Yeah I know….Moon was one of the small handful of non-family flix I saw on the big screen last year, and it was pretty damn good.)

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 24, 2010 6:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is the trippy moiré part of the original

or an artifact of the jpg?

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Apr 24, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha, I was wondering that myself.

I’ve never seen the poster in person, but every picture I’ve seen has the interference patterns.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on Apr 24, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

A poll that shows my fellow Oklahomans are right about something!

You have no idea how rare that is.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 24, 2010 6:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones."
-BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 23, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The D'backs are not...

… fo’ real. You feel me?

"With Chance on first, and Evers on third,
Great things from the Cubs will soon be heard."

by LeSaboteur on Apr 23, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i don't get that one, "winning record"

reds are 7-10
dbacks are 7-9

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones."
-BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 23, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well... they suck

So maybe that is for real?

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Apr 23, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't mind if I do!

Brade is a crafty dude. Great way to keep the team rolling and build a little Esprit de corps. No way he’s going to generate controversy unless he takes a poke at baseball’s House of Windsor. Jeter’s to much a gentleman to take the bait, but ARod is world class dipshit that will dive right in.

Well played Braden.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Apr 23, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I voted, too.....interesting results!

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 23, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just voted xbh

and the good guys lead 54-46 so far. Had lunch with a friend of mine today who pitched in the Braves organization. He said that only a “baseball idiot” would side with A-Rod on this one. But Rob Neyer said blah, blah. blee…and he asked if ever really loved the game or played the game.

These may be your father's A's!

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 23, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I've figured out how to listen to the pre and post game shows.

I like Chris Townsend, but listening to him on the internet, it holds up every now and again and he sounds like he’s rapping or he’s Max Headroom.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

linky?

These may be your father's A's!

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 23, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here then click on top.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool.....last time I tried it didn't work!!

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 23, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know.

I kept writing them until them fixed it.

He just read my email.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

cool cool

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 23, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn't get a chance to cathch the game 2nite

but saw the box score and read the recap, A’s are playing pretty solid baseball these days. We lost a seris to punk ass evil empire yankees, (Aroid is a bitch ass for his b/s too) but other than that April has been a damn good month for the A’s . Keep it going green & gold, Green Colar baseball is actually working

by Lefty73 on Apr 23, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Heaven

Listening to postgame thanks to Leopold and watching Pawnstars. Good times.

These may be your father's A's!

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 23, 2010 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Big Hoss!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know,

Townsend’s right—it’s 10-0 win for the A’s on a Friday night…where the hell is everyone?!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

And where were you, young man?

Five demerits!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Celebrating a friend's birthday

Happily, I got home just in time to see Rajai’s fine sliding catch. I’m feeling the magic.

by Ray of Lite on Apr 23, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

woot!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

going tomorrow

fuck off

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury

by Future Ed on Apr 23, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

[sniff sniff]

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll yell propaganda slogans for The Seven for you.

“Wolfgang would have caught that!”

"Cheese is the fruit juice nature intended."- The Reverend Billy Lard

by Gaijin_Suketto on Apr 24, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

that;d be awesome!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 24, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

This explains why you play the lottery.

Your frustration-seeking was foiled last night, but that’s just meta-frustration, right?

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Apr 24, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I RUN AN!

YAY!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 10:55 PM PDT reply actions  

whose email is chris reading?

he identified one as the guy who runs AN…

LB?

by OaklandSi on Apr 23, 2010 10:55 PM PDT reply actions  

ME!

I RUN AN!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just told him I was on ther site and I thought I 'd like to interview him for it.

didn’t claim ownership or running…

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

we know you liked Buan

because he told you to “go crazy”

by OaklandSi on Apr 23, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked him before that,

but, yeah, that was a highlight.

I’m actually a little worried that Townsend thought I was like the administrator or something. I’m digging Townsend, though. I like him. He’s a good host. Polished.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got a chance to listen to him during the Yankee series.

I like the guy. He’s a bit of your classic sports show host, but I happen to like hosts who are fans. I know a lot of people brush them off as “homers” , whatever that’s supposed to mean.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Apr 24, 2010 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, he's certainly not.

I think that’s part of what makes him appealing.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Apr 24, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

um, someone needs to tell Nico.

and possibly Blez.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That you run AN?

I’ve known that for months.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Apr 24, 2010 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh. well, okay then.

carry on.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 24, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I will. With your permission, of course.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Apr 24, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I missed it - what did you ask??

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 23, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, I just told him that I liked the show.

I said we were all in general fond of Buan, but I thought he was doing a good job and thought interviewing him for AN would expose him to more of AN and win over more AN.

He took it to mean that I ran AN. He also took it as license to rant about how he’s not there to be liked. But then he also said he’d love to do the interview, so…

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love to get some publicity? No problem!!

I haven’t heard his show so much. Liking what I am hearing thus far.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 23, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's good.

He’s a more typical sports announcer. And I think he truly likes the A’s. Or he fakes it awfully well.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

How are we gonna live with you now that you "run" AN!!??

LOL

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 23, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know, but like I said earlier

someone should tell Nico. I doubt he’ll take it well.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're relentless!! ;-)

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 23, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

is your pic from Aqua Teen Hunger Force?

I heard they are doing a live touring show.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 23, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is!

That’s Master Shake.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't make the connection until I heard the story today.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 23, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

who's touring doing what?

It’s an animated show…

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's like a live show

http://sfist.com/2010/03/25/aqua_teen_hunger_force_doing_live_s.php

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 23, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

answers!
How is a 12-minute animated series about a shake, some french fries, and a lump of meat getting turned into a live show, you ask? Well, creators Dana Snyder and Dave Willis promise to screen unseen clips from the show, read scripts, and play music. Oh, and probably everyone in the room will be really fucking high.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

If everybody is stoned....guess it doesn't matter much!

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 23, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess the viewers of that show smoke a lot of weed.

I donna smoke any longer. Haven’t in…about 16 years now.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just curious

But what were your reasons to stop?

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Apr 23, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

shark attack

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury

by Future Ed on Apr 23, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny story

In HS, after baseball practice, my friend and I would be driving from school and we turn off all the lights on and in his car and sneak up behind a car ahead of us and then turn on all of his lights and start swerving and honking, all while shouting “SHARK ATTACK!!!!!”

I find it funny that we both ended up going to college.

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Apr 23, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kept drinking when I smoked weed,

and I kept being a complete loser when I drank. I quit when I was 24, and probably wouldn’t have lived to see 30 if I kept it up.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 24, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well that's a good reason then

And my curiosity is fully satiated so thank you for that.

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Apr 24, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have a friend

who had to take a background examination for employment. He had some very funny answers to the drug use questions. When he was asked if he had experimented with drugs, his response was, “You mean with like beakers and shit?” Or why he stopped smoking weed, “Have you seen what that shit costs these days?” And my favorite, when asked if he had ever paid for sex he responded with, “Do you mean financially or emotionally?”

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Apr 24, 2010 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That's awesome.

I’d hire him.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Apr 24, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Amazingly....

They did.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Apr 24, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones."
-BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 24, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Um, why is the front page logo now a big squirrel?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Apr 24, 2010 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

ATHLETICS NATION: The Seven!

All ten of ’em!

"Cheese is the fruit juice nature intended."- The Reverend Billy Lard

by Gaijin_Suketto on Apr 24, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

red ass....

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

as we all know, a-rod isn't the only douchebag on the yankees

teixeira runs over the angels catcher

(mathis is already on the DL, so this may just be god punishing scioscia for never starting mike napoli)

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones."
-BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 23, 2010 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

the catcher was behind the plate.

Scioscia was really really good at blocking the plate. Got knocked out once, I think the ball ended up on his chest and rolled off. He was out for almost a minute as I recall.

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury

by Future Ed on Apr 23, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stay Puft was a catcher? I think I remember that...

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude has a concussion now

first start! Anyway, they’ll have to start Napoli now. Oh yeah boo hoo – having to start a guy who will hit 20 HR in his sleep.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Everything is better with bacon.

by cuppingmaster on Apr 23, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

he must've pissed off stay puft.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

pissed tha he came out of the game

stay puff is a panther.

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury

by Future Ed on Apr 23, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Napoli looks like he should be a bouncer at a dive bar

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Everything is better with bacon.

by cuppingmaster on Apr 23, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

God punished him by forcing him to start a player that will make them win more games?

Weird kind of punishment.

Shawn Spencer: Ahoy there! Um, yes. Right! My name is Shawn Spencer! This is my first mate Hummingbird Saltalamacchia!
Burton Guster: Hello!
Shawn Spencer: We were turned around-- discombobulated! We... we just now realized we're in restricted waters.
Burton Guster: Just now! And we both have hepatitis!

by PaulThomas on Apr 24, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bleacher Dave!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 23, 2010 11:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice to hear he's calling in.....he's always got something something going on.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 23, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hang 'em high!

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Apr 23, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gutty....now there's a new term to describe us....

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 23, 2010 11:25 PM PDT reply actions  

putty?

Guppy?

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury

by Future Ed on Apr 23, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

puppy

yuppie?

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 23, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Missed the game

but what a great A’s win! Also, a great write-up by Ron Kroichick (who the hell is that?) from the perspective of someone who didn’t see or hear the game. http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/04/23/SPSE1D4BU0.DTL. Go Oakland!

by jdub69 on Apr 23, 2010 11:28 PM PDT reply actions  

The understatement of the year (from that linked article on Zooks batting cleanup)
“We don’t really have a 40-homer-type guy to put in that spot,” Geren said.

Do they really have a 25-homer-type guy to put in it?

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 24, 2010 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

or 20.

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury

by Future Ed on Apr 24, 2010 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

19

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Apr 24, 2010 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's my roommate chaz b free's 43rd birthday

nice to see the A’s get like 43 hits to celebrate… gosh these Injuns are pretty awful.

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Apr 23, 2010 11:52 PM PDT reply actions  

tell chaz HBD!!

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 23, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hit By Ditch?

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on Apr 23, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

technically....HB.....but BD is also commonly used.....

how was the airport?

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 23, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not too crowded, being past 10 and all.

Good job on making sure the A’s didn’t blow up without me.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on Apr 24, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOVE latew night airport sorties.

Never too crowded, fun to drive to SFO with all thew window open at night…

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 24, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm the same way

Something about airports or plane travel in general gets me amped up. And going further, my parents always told me I was a completely silent baby on plane rides, not even a peep. So I guess this love was sparked early…

And that’s it for this foray into the past of the man whose ID is so apropos at the moment.

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Apr 24, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I loved airports before 911.

Now they’re so angry. Not cool.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Apr 24, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

well, yes because you could go ind hang out

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 24, 2010 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I came late to te game, but the gang held it together....

San Diego, right? My closest niece is moving there tomorrow!!!

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 24, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm actually back in the Bay Area right now, but San Diego is an awesome, beautiful place.

What’s she moving there for?

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on Apr 24, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Her partner got laid off and that's where she found her job.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 24, 2010 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you coming to the AN tailgate Sun??

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 24, 2010 1:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I could!

I’ll be busy. I guess I’ll have to settle for AN Day, whenever that surfaces.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on Apr 24, 2010 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dit by Hitch?

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 23, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy birthday, Chaz!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 24, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here's another one

Go vote here regarding the Braden and A-Roid incident too:

POLL: Did A-Rod violate some unwritten rule?

It’s from Seattle Post-Intelligencer.

by daveman on Apr 24, 2010 12:53 AM PDT reply actions  

Voted...like everybody else.....

thought the headline was interesting!

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 24, 2010 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

catching up on the victory thread

but, can’t concentrate….all worried and concerned since I read on Yahoo that Kate Gosselin’s Dancing with Stars partners thinks she needs a psychiatrist.

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Apr 24, 2010 7:30 AM PDT reply actions  

She's a movie star, right?

Of course she needs a psychiatrist. Everyone in Hollywood does.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Apr 24, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

no

She is a “reality” TV star, from the now gone Jon and Kate Plus 8.

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Apr 24, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, OK.

So still Hollywood but without the talent, then?

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Apr 24, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

loading...

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury

by Future Ed on Apr 24, 2010 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

a's need to get finallyfast.com

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones."
-BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 24, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Duke

Is straight laying it down.

"-i never said half the things i said." --Yogi Berra

by Ovale Fan on Apr 24, 2010 9:13 AM PDT reply actions  

Joey Devine has partial tear of Flexor Tendon (Ben Sheets injury)

Reliever Joey Devine said an initial read from Wednesday’s MRI showed a partial tear of the flexor tendon in his right elbow. The MRI was reviewed by Dr. Doug Freedberg in Phoenix, but Devine said he’ll visit Alabama-based specialist Dr. James Andrews on Monday.
link

Andrews performed Devine’s elbow ligament replacement surgery last April. Given Andrews’ familiarity with Devine’s elbow troubles, he should be able to provide the clearest diagnosis.

“It seems like every time I’m headed in the right direction, something is there to side-swipe me,” said Devine, who missed all of last season and had a setback with his elbow earlier this week

by Trainman on Apr 24, 2010 9:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Thanks, Trainman, for the update

Just a note: Sometimes you tend to post a bit more of the story than is “safe” for etiquette/law. Putting the link is essential, so thanks for always doing that. Reprinting any one of those 3 paragraphs would be fine, but all 3 becomes a bit iffy. Paraphrasing any or all 3 paragraphs would also be fine. And happy birthday last night!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Apr 24, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK

Thanks Nico for the wishes.

Will be more careful with posting etc.

I did avoid the mound on the way back to the keyboard from the bathroom.

by Trainman on Apr 24, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think the "link" was trying to tell me what you told me

I typed in link and highlighted it and then pasted the URL in the box. I had it set up for the top of this box and it stuck it in the middle of the stuff I pasted.

The word link was trying to tell me my paste was too long as well so I would like to thank it. LOL

by Trainman on Apr 24, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

GET OFF MY MOUSE!!!!!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Apr 24, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ben Sheets injury?

as in “out for the year” like Sheets in 2009?

:-( that sucks big time, I feel sorry for the dude.

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Apr 24, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

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