* An A's fan?
* Living or visiting the Greater Tampa Bay/St. Pete area on April 27th?
* Not a convicted sex offender?
* A big fan of grilled meats and an even bigger fan of indoor baseball?
Then perhaps YOU'VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES to WIN A DATE WITH LEOPOLD BLOOM!
The A's are in town this season for two, count 'em, two! games. On Tuesday, we've got Ben Sheets. On Wednesday, we've got Dallas Braden. My brother's already taken Dallas, so mini-NRAF tailgate #1 in St. Pete will have to be Tuesday. NOW....I will supply the grill and the sausages and the condiments and maybe even make some cookies. The question is, will anyone else show up?
Are there A's fans in Florida? Do you want to meet and tailgate with LB? No one else has ever met me. You could have the privilege of being the first! I mean, provided I don't stuff you into a burlap sack, shove you in my trunk and drive into the bay.
...but I won't do that! Not again, I've promised the authorities! Granted, it was mandatory per my release...but I digress! Drink some beers, eat some sausage with me and enjoy the game as a group? Any takers?