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Open Thread: Game 16 - A's vs. Yankees (4)

Helped by a Eric Gregg-like strike zone from the home plate umpire, Phil Hughes carries a no hitter and a 2-0 lead into the bottom of the 6th.

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It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Apr 21, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK THE YANKEES

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 21, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

What was that about a no-hitter?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Everything is better with bacon.

by cuppingmaster on Apr 21, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I want the Yankees to leave town

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Apr 21, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's go No Hitter!!

If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.

by cityplANner on Apr 21, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

THE FUCK WAS THAT KID DOING.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 21, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, here's how we're breaking up the no-no, no problem:

BB.

Grounder to 2nd that hits the baserunner.

There’s your hit!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 21, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Especially 'cause it would really piss off the Yanks!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 21, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better yet,

would piss off the Yankee fans.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Apr 21, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon boys!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 21, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

slegnA announcer

just mentioned we are getting No Hit.

Maybe that will do it

by Trainman on Apr 21, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

what was that about a no-hitter?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Everything is better with bacon.

by cuppingmaster on Apr 21, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wear it

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Apr 21, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm laughing. 8 K's.

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Apr 21, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

if EPat breaks up this nono

AN might explode

If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.

by cityplANner on Apr 21, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

The ERIC PATTERSON resurgence begins today!

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Apr 21, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rosales looked like a little leaguer...

Man alive… he was set up perfectly. This is disgusting.

by Brett Narloch on Apr 21, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

the home plate umpire


nice strike zone, tonight, Blue… it’s a great game & you should think about checking it out.

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Apr 21, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

E-Patt with our first hit right here.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Apr 21, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Reggie and Rickey

Reggie: I could still hit this guy!

Rickey: So could Rickey!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 21, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Anaal nathrac, uthvas bethud, dochiel tienveh...

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 21, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Speak the charm of hitting!

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Apr 21, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excalibur

Awesome pic.

@worldblee on Twitter.

by worldblee on Apr 21, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

very nice!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 21, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN will be cutting in soon

They’ll be sure to cover the last 6 outs or so of their beloved Yankees getting a no-hitter.

by coffee roaster on Apr 21, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

The way these guys look

he’s got a great chance to get it.

Nothing short of pathetic

by Trainman on Apr 21, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW GOD DAMMIT.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 21, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

JESUS CHRIST

GET A FUCKING HIT

Jack "The Must, Just has no Rust, ain't no Bust, after him the ladies Lust, turns pitchers into Dust, likes his pizza with no Crust" Cust

by FrankCohen on Apr 21, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Speak for yourself.

I’m asking for a win.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Apr 21, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is Phil Hughes who is pitching right?

the 8th inning guy from last year….c’mon A’s

by sirbed on Apr 21, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 21, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shite

"Smokey, this be not the foul jungles of the darkest East Orient. This be ninepins. We are bound by laws."

by Joey C. on Apr 21, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, that took about 45 seconds.

"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez

by baseballgirl on Apr 21, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, I am not above bunting next inning

Bring in Rajai!

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Everything is better with bacon.

by cuppingmaster on Apr 21, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

this is fucking BS

how hard is it to hit this prospect bust?

by Wreckonized on Apr 21, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

This has to be

one of the most frustrating games of all time

Jack "The Must, Just has no Rust, ain't no Bust, after him the ladies Lust, turns pitchers into Dust, likes his pizza with no Crust" Cust

by FrankCohen on Apr 21, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

So it's your first A's game, eh?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Apr 21, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

9 K's

This is about as bad a game as an offense can have. Of course the umpire ain’t helping.

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Apr 21, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK WE SUCK SHIT THIS BITCH EVERYTHING WE NEED HITS JUST ONE HIT

DON’T CARE IF WE LOSE.
JUST ANYTHING TO STOP YANKEE MASTURBATION.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT GOD DAMMIT JUST GET A HIT.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 21, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

KenKo has class

He’s communicating the essential information that the A’s haven’t had a hit, but without actually saying “no-hitter”.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Apr 21, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

FIRE KENKO NOW

"Smokey, this be not the foul jungles of the darkest East Orient. This be ninepins. We are bound by laws."

by Joey C. on Apr 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE ON OUR SIDE.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Apr 21, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Naaah, he has to maintain good radio demeanor.

KenKo is doing the right thing.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Apr 21, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The right thing

Is beating the Yankees at any cost

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Apr 21, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WANT HIM TO PICK A SIDE.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Apr 21, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

This offense

Incapable of hitting in two strike counts, incapable of hitting fastballs over 91 mph.

It’s fucking disgusting.

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Apr 21, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

But he has a fastball with movement

So we have no chance.

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Apr 21, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah my mistake

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Apr 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a confession to make.

I started Hughes on my fantasy team.

Yeah I know no one cares.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Apr 21, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh I care

I’ll also need your address so I can alert the mob.

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Apr 21, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I have him on my Reality opponent

And it blows.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Apr 21, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game sucks.

But at least my apartment now smells like bacon.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Apr 21, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

that's like meat incense.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 21, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

If all the scores hold up,

at the end of the day there will be a 3-way tie for 1st place with 9-7 records.

Meanwhile, Texas 5-9. How long a leash does Wash have?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Apr 21, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd say about three grams.

Um, feet, that is.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Apr 21, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next inning

swing at the first fucking pitch, every at bat

The other way is not working

by Trainman on Apr 21, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I can see this situation hasn't improved.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Apr 21, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

It really hasn't.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on Apr 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

your trip to denver will be much happier

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Everything is better with bacon.

by cuppingmaster on Apr 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

BECAUSE YOU LEFT!

Hope is a strategy ~ Chaz Ebert

by lynnzgal on Apr 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I now present Pam with the sirbed WTF, Thanks Dude/Dudette Award

"Smokey, this be not the foul jungles of the darkest East Orient. This be ninepins. We are bound by laws."

by Joey C. on Apr 21, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. I love AN.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Apr 21, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I'd like to thank all the faithful game-threaders"

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Apr 21, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

[music starts playing]

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on Apr 21, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'M BACK!

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Apr 21, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally pam gets hits?

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 21, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Pam!

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Apr 21, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

n_n

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 21, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY PAM!

Hope is a strategy ~ Chaz Ebert

by lynnzgal on Apr 21, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

But not for the other team.

Shit! We may have just f’d up!

Hope is a strategy ~ Chaz Ebert

by lynnzgal on Apr 21, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's OK. That's only for pictures.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Apr 21, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

where's Shannon Stewart when you need him?

If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.

by cityplANner on Apr 21, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

maybe he'll get to Oakland in time to hit in the 9th.

(I was at that game, btw. Avoiding the no-hitter felt just as good as a win. Almost.)

by whiteshoes40 on Apr 21, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was there too

with my whore of a red sox ex-gf and all her red sox friends

If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.

by cityplANner on Apr 21, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, not cool.

Don’t call your ex a whore.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Apr 21, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

she's a Red Sox fan.

Screw her.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 21, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

Hope is a strategy ~ Chaz Ebert

by lynnzgal on Apr 21, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Red Sox fan.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 21, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh. that.

no.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 21, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

... I've got my reasons

let’s just say I was treated very poorly

If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.

by cityplANner on Apr 21, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boo.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Apr 21, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't doubt it, Bro.

But you still have to rise above it.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Apr 21, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tom Hellion, Electric Eye


has me screaming for vengeance.

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Apr 21, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH BLEVINS.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

This cannot happen.

CANNOT FUCKING HAPPEN.

HE CANNOT THROW A NO-NO.

NO NO-NO.

"You're just jealous. You wish you had a rally animal..." -CardinalWraith

by Boonee on Apr 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Geren

really brought out the “A” lineup tonight… what does Patterson actually bring to the table?

by give me the rock on Apr 21, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

He didn't have much choice with Buck injured

Fox would not be a good idea against Hughes.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 21, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Phil Hughes

You are a super awesome pitcher and are really good looking. Did you know that you have a no-hitter going? I’m sure that you’re going to complete that no-hitter cuz you’re way better than the A’s. Also they smell bad, unlike you, Phil Hughes. You smell like Grapefruits and lilacs. And you have a no hitter going. No pressure.

/super-duper-double-psych

If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.

by cityplANner on Apr 21, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Woah, let's not overdo it.

I mean, we haven’t even double-psyched him yet.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Apr 21, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the 9th we'll pull out the double-dog psych.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on Apr 21, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright Bloomy.

You declared for the win. Get this rally started!

Hope is a strategy ~ Chaz Ebert

by lynnzgal on Apr 21, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

On the bright side, we get the Indians next!

Seattle gets the ChiSox and the Angels have to deal with the Yankees.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Apr 21, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I like it, I guess.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Apr 21, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

phil hughes for 12 runs in 1 inning no doubt. GOD DAMMIT

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 21, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our strategy for the rest of the season:

Play the Orioles more often, the Yankees less.

by DDroney on Apr 21, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

this strike zone is so big

jack cust woulda struck out 5 times by now

by Wreckonized on Apr 21, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

the coli is more than half full for once

Let’s win this, Ben kept it to 4 hits, lets respect.
Lets go A’s!

by brian.only on Apr 21, 2010 8:45 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Rosales: don't double clutch.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 21, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

he bobbled the ball

better than throwing it into the dugout

by Wreckonized on Apr 21, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's not clutch

to double clutch, unless it’s this.

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Apr 21, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

more like, there goes Gardner

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Everything is better with bacon.

by cuppingmaster on Apr 21, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Despite what has transpired so far

Ben Sheets had a pretty good outing against somewhat of an offensive juggernaut.

@MAD_Marvin
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by Hit4TheCycle on Apr 21, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, he has.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on Apr 21, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did happen to notice that silver lining

just before a giant thunderbolt fried my ass.

by Kallus on Apr 21, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

When he finally decided to throw it, his changeup was really effective

Cano completely flailed at that one in his last AB.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 21, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

look it's the baseball messiah. dammit fuck shit

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 21, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

that was ruled a hit?

If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.

by cityplANner on Apr 21, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

The thing about a no-hitter is...

… a no-hitter is very difficult to come by. There are only so many no-hitters throughout baseball history, so no-hitters are clearly rare. The joy of seeing a no-hitter from start to finish is obviously marred when your team isn’t the one pitching the no-hitter. But everyone wishes their team, their guy could pitch a no-hitter sometime during their (the fan’s) lifetime. Because just about everything has to go right with a no-hitter.

No-hitter.

No-hitter.

"Smokey, this be not the foul jungles of the darkest East Orient. This be ninepins. We are bound by laws."

by Joey C. on Apr 21, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 21, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

If it doesn't,

they have no soul.

Hope is a strategy ~ Chaz Ebert

by lynnzgal on Apr 21, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

forget them

that gets me going

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Everything is better with bacon.

by cuppingmaster on Apr 21, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like AoC Rally Helen.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 21, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Apr 21, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woah, what is that from?

And is it on Netflix?

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Apr 21, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

AGE OF CONSENT and Instant View, even!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 21, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm so there.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Apr 21, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

she's only supposed to be 17 in that movie?

eesh

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Everything is better with bacon.

by cuppingmaster on Apr 21, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

By the way, in the last three days,

48 people have found AN via search engine by searching for “helen mirren”.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on Apr 21, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That means we're doing rally pics right.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Apr 21, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure how much I believe that number.

Maybe it’s people already here, who go search for Helen Mirren pics, then come back.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on Apr 21, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Google Analytics does not lie.

Don’t question it.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Apr 21, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not Google Analytics.

It’s SBNation’s site meter.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on Apr 21, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

good.

it’s what we represent.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 21, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

wowza

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Apr 21, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, though

"Smokey, this be not the foul jungles of the darkest East Orient. This be ninepins. We are bound by laws."

by Joey C. on Apr 21, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on Apr 21, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIT THE BALL GET ON BASE

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Apr 21, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Jinx all the way!!!

Those no hits sure are looking lonely

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Everything is better with bacon.

by cuppingmaster on Apr 21, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Here's another Jinx

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Everything is better with bacon.

by cuppingmaster on Apr 21, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

COME ON A'S

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Apr 21, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I can

just picture the homer Yankee announcers wetting themselves silly right now…. I freaking hate the Yankees.

by give me the rock on Apr 21, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

OFFENSE EXPLOSIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN GO

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 21, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Those colors are wrong!

Ack! Can’t collapse!

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Apr 21, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon boys!

God damn it!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 21, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm tellin' ya

Dale walks. Sweeney hits a grounder to 2B that hits Barton. Hit #1!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 21, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

To my dear Oakland A's,

You know I love you. But right now, I really need you to get a hit. Just one hit will do (for now). I would really appreciate it.

Thanks. ♥ ws40

by whiteshoes40 on Apr 21, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

MLBN live lookin

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Everything is better with bacon.

by cuppingmaster on Apr 21, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Is 91 mph

really that FAST for a major leauger?! God damn.

by give me the rock on Apr 21, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, because Duchscherer just sucks with his 86 mph fastball.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on Apr 21, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're an idiot...

and a contrarian. Do you just disagree with everybody- at school, at work, at home, just to disagree? Duscherer is a completely different type of pitcher than Hughes. You understand that, right?

by give me the rock on Apr 21, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

SARCASM

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 21, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aww, I'm gonna miss you.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on Apr 21, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

D'oh!

Hope is a strategy ~ Chaz Ebert

by lynnzgal on Apr 21, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're so cute at that age!

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Apr 21, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Banhammere’d already?

by speckops on Apr 21, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was staring shit yesterday, too.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Apr 21, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a truly gross typo.

by speckops on Apr 21, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahahahaha.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on Apr 21, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Apr 21, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flagged

You’re new here, and you want to call longtime ANers idiots? Sorry, no.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 21, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK THESE POP UPS GOD DAMMIT

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 21, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

the coli is more than half full for once

Let’s win this, Ben kept it to 4 hits, lets respect.
Lets go A’s!

by brian.only on Apr 21, 2010 8:50 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

DAMNIT DALE YOU WERE OUR BEST CHANCE

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Apr 21, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

this

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 21, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 21, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe in Ryan Sweeney.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Apr 21, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

me too!

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Everything is better with bacon.

by cuppingmaster on Apr 21, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 21, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

>:-(

Bad captain!

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Apr 21, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barton

wants to walk every at bat- if you throw strikes, you’ll be ok.

by give me the rock on Apr 21, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm?

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on Apr 21, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's our GSOM troll again

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 21, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're working it.

keep going. you’re almost there.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 21, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH!

He gone!

Hope is a strategy ~ Chaz Ebert

by lynnzgal on Apr 21, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that's two I've flagged in about a minute

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 21, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

ditto

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Apr 21, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I flagged him

I don’t like it when people go for the FU stuff

by sirbed on Apr 21, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't mind it

But it has to be put in the proper context.

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Apr 21, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right

And right.

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Apr 21, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just banned him

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Apr 21, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

took you long enough.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 21, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was nice knowing you

You had spunk.

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Apr 21, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ryan...? Please?

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on Apr 21, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously.

It’s time.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Apr 21, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMNIT.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Apr 21, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swingles, live up to your goofy nickname!

If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.

by cityplANner on Apr 21, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck this crowd for cheering after every out.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Apr 21, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Swingles, live up to your goofy nickname!

If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.

by cityplANner on Apr 21, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Close

@worldblee on Twitter.

by worldblee on Apr 21, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG OMG OMG GOD DAMMIT

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 21, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

No, Ryan!

You’re supposed to hit ‘em where they AIN’T!

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Apr 21, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck no swinging at pitches at your eyes

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Everything is better with bacon.

by cuppingmaster on Apr 21, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

pH going to 7.2

It’s gone from basic to acidic.

@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast

by Hit4TheCycle on Apr 21, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

hehehehe

VC just said it like 14 times in a row, how it’s a no hitter.

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Apr 21, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

fucking A's.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 21, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Vince just said it.

Are you guys glad he has chosen sides? I say it just means he’s a lousy announcer.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Apr 21, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

what did he say

is he hoping for the no hitter?

by Deborah51 on Apr 21, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ken is the ultimate in announcer class.

I love that man.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on Apr 21, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say I like him more now

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Apr 21, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's an A's announcer

It’s fine, methinks. It’s when a neutral announcer does it that I get upset.

"Smokey, this be not the foul jungles of the darkest East Orient. This be ninepins. We are bound by laws."

by Joey C. on Apr 21, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

this hughes guy is awesome!!!

i bet he could pitch a no hitter some day

by Deborah51 on Apr 21, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK SHIT BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 21, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

wow....I've only been here 2 minutes and I size the game up this way

Pop-Up City…..is Hughes this good???

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 21, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

are we this bad?

don’t answer that.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Apr 21, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You'll notice I didn't ask the corollary question....

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 21, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAY GUYS WE MADE THE FRONT PAGE OF MLB.COM

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on Apr 21, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Do we want to know why??

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 21, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's because of the no hitter.

The no hitter!

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on Apr 21, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you say no hitter?

Could you explain what exactly is a no hitter?

by Murray, Present on Apr 21, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's when a team gets no hits!

Not a one!

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on Apr 21, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

No hits?!

You don’t say. That is a pretty impressive feat, a no hitter.

by Murray, Present on Apr 21, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

This John Hughes guy is good at making movies AND throwing no hitters

If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.

by cityplANner on Apr 21, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I did not even have time to finish typing

Kurt Kiyoshi Suzuki, you get yourse — ah, fuck it.

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Apr 21, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

He'll get the no-no, but even if he doesnt

We STILL have a terrible offense that got shut down by Phil fucking Hughes, and we’re on our way to getting swept while these fairweather dipshits have an orgasm in our home park

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Apr 21, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, that made me laugh.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on Apr 21, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus it has the added benefit of being true (probably)!

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Apr 21, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remind me to buy standing room only tickets from now on.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on Apr 21, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 21, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm coooold. Sooo cooooold!

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Apr 21, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was old.

He died, you don’t get any older than that.

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Apr 21, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

trick question

you NEVER need Jason Kendall!

by Kallus on Apr 21, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

rajai needs to PH

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Everything is better with bacon.

by cuppingmaster on Apr 21, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geren

Pinch Hit Powell for Chavy next half inning plz

Jack "The Must, Just has no Rust, ain't no Bust, after him the ladies Lust, turns pitchers into Dust, likes his pizza with no Crust" Cust

by FrankCohen on Apr 21, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Did they bring up Powell for Ellis?

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 21, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dang about Ellie.....YAY about Landon!

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 21, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's up with Buck? They said oblique strain on the radio.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 21, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, in BP

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 21, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

During batting practice, of all places.

E-Pat’s in his spot at LF.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on Apr 21, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

My response exactly!! Get out the bubblewrap!

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 21, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where's Mike Rouse when you need him?

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 21, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT???!

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Apr 21, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Antonio Perez

RBI machine

If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.

by cityplANner on Apr 21, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

He broke.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 21, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where's Matt Stairs when you need him?

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 21, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

This is getting ridiculous

<a href="http://Photobucket" >

These may be your father's A's!

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 21, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Trolo lo lo lo...

Ah ha ha ha ha hahaha…

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Apr 21, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Injuries, jesus

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Everything is better with bacon.

by cuppingmaster on Apr 21, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

OHMYGOD WE ARE FUCKING FALLING APART

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Apr 21, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

(that really didn't take very long)

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Apr 21, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeebus

@worldblee on Twitter.

by worldblee on Apr 21, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

That was odd.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Apr 21, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

hamstring, VC thinks

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Everything is better with bacon.

by cuppingmaster on Apr 21, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great we just lost our second best reliever.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Apr 21, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

Another goddamn injury! You have to be fucking kidding

Jack "The Must, Just has no Rust, ain't no Bust, after him the ladies Lust, turns pitchers into Dust, likes his pizza with no Crust" Cust

by FrankCohen on Apr 21, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

go back and watch the tape on this game

i promise you you’ll see he has not even been near no-hitter quality. the so-called a’s have been swinging at garbage balls all night long. not to mention a number of horrific calls bye the alleged umpire.

by jsnraider on Apr 21, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Barton’s K looking in the 4th is truly a thing of beauty on Gameday.

by speckops on Apr 21, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was it ball 5?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 21, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Daric wasn't so pleased about that one.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on Apr 21, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

can we get a screenshot?

If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.

by cityplANner on Apr 21, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my

If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.

by cityplANner on Apr 21, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh. The one strike that was actually a strike was fouled.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on Apr 21, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which only makes me more impressed with Barton’s eye.

by speckops on Apr 21, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flashbacks of 2009 holy shit I don't like this at all/

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 21, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Where's Billy McMillion when you need him?

If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.

by cityplANner on Apr 21, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

that's what I feel like doing

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Everything is better with bacon.

by cuppingmaster on Apr 21, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the other hand, Jaymee Sire saying "Go deep"

Wayyyyy too much for me.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 21, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

She was talking to me.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Apr 21, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop that, you're a sick bastard.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 21, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just can't take her seriously.

Reminds me of that scene in Election where Matthew Broderick imagines Reese Witherspoon.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Apr 21, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Says you.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 21, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ross!

Hope is a strategy ~ Chaz Ebert

by lynnzgal on Apr 21, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Happy little trees!!!

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Apr 21, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't understand that....can you explain please?

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 21, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strike out by Tyson Ross

Bob Ross paints happy little trees. Tyson Ross paints happy little strikeouts.

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Apr 21, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

OOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhh. Thanks

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 21, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bob Ross

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 21, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

secret to getting tough patient selective Yankee hitters out

keep switching pitchers during the count.

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Apr 21, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know if I can watch this anymore.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Apr 21, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Faith, Pamly

Stay with me, now.

"Smokey, this be not the foul jungles of the darkest East Orient. This be ninepins. We are bound by laws."

by Joey C. on Apr 21, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes'm

I insist.

"Smokey, this be not the foul jungles of the darkest East Orient. This be ninepins. We are bound by laws."

by Joey C. on Apr 21, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stick with Joey C!

He’ll get us through a (potential) no-hitter.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Apr 21, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stay....just a little bit longer.....

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver

by Berry Jo on Apr 21, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember what happened last time you left?

We got zero hits while you were gone!

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on Apr 21, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

They've gotten zero hits since I've been back.

I don’t think it’s me.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Apr 21, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don't say!

Zero hits!

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.

by danmerqury on Apr 21, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice strikeout

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Apr 21, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I'

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Apr 21, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that's odd

I was going to say "I’ll add mine now. Did you know there’s a no hitter going on?

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Apr 21, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

my mistake

all……

i was trying to be positive

by Wreckonized on Apr 21, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the other half too!

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Apr 21, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

happy little tree

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 21, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Why can't we have one of those?

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 21, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY CAN'T WE HAVE ONE OF THOSE

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Apr 21, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY CAN'T WE HAVE NICE THINGS

No, seriously: WHY CAN’T WE HAVE NICE THINGS???

by whiteshoes40 on Apr 21, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

SERIOUSLY I DON'T KNOW.

BUT IT’S MAKING ME REALLY SAD.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Apr 21, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

And there's a hit for ARod

We need one of those.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 21, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Arod you pussy, can't you hit it out of the infield

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Everything is better with bacon.

by cuppingmaster on Apr 21, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

dor-A

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Apr 21, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, positive thinking:

Here’s the deal. This game sucks so far, but barring disaster, we’ll be going into the 8th with only a 2-run deficit. This game is still very winnable!

Oh, hey, by the way, DID YOU KNOW PHIL HUGHES IS THROWING A NO HITTER?

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Apr 21, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Where's Shooty Babbitt when you need him?

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 21, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

NO hitter!

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Everything is better with bacon.

by cuppingmaster on Apr 21, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

just tuned in.....

nice evening in Missoula where I am over for some stuff……was at a sports bar, but failed to see any A’s action

Saw the score. Read rumblings of a no hitter but did not look at the box score..yet.

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Apr 21, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Trying Again! New Thread Open!

http://www.athleticsnation.com/2010/4/21/1436150/open-thread-game-16-as-vs-yankees-5

"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez

by baseballgirl on Apr 21, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

are there hitz in this new thread??

more people will come if there’s hits…

by Kallus on Apr 21, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

FOR BLEVINS!

FOR BASEBALL!

FOR… CRAP’S SAKE!

"Smokey, this be not the foul jungles of the darkest East Orient. This be ninepins. We are bound by laws."

by Joey C. on Apr 21, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Phil Hughes is going to throw a no-hitter tonight.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Apr 21, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope.

Hope is a strategy ~ Chaz Ebert

by lynnzgal on Apr 21, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chavez, Kooz and Gross

coming up.

Hope is a strategy ~ Chaz Ebert

by lynnzgal on Apr 21, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Join us in the new thread.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Apr 21, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

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