Open Thread: Game 16 - A's vs. Yankees (4)
Helped by a Eric Gregg-like strike zone from the home plate umpire, Phil Hughes carries a no hitter and a 2-0 lead into the bottom of the 6th.
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Not too early
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
It's probably never too late
@MAD_Marvin
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by Hit4TheCycle on Apr 21, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Tom Hallion - Desperate Dishonest Way More Liberal with Strikes
WE NEED HITS!!!
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
LOL
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
by Englishmajor on Apr 21, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK THE YANKEES
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
What was that about a no-hitter?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Everything is better with bacon.
I want the Yankees to leave town
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
Let's go No Hitter!!
If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.
THE FUCK WAS THAT KID DOING.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
Okay, here's how we're breaking up the no-no, no problem:
BB.
Grounder to 2nd that hits the baserunner.
There’s your hit!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
several.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 21, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
awesome
If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.
Especially 'cause it would really piss off the Yanks!
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 21, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Better yet,
would piss off the Yankee fans.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
slegnA announcer
just mentioned we are getting No Hit.
Maybe that will do it
what was that about a no-hitter?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Everything is better with bacon.
by cuppingmaster on Apr 21, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Gameday says these pitches are on the inside part of the plate, barely strikes
but they were balls for Posada, so wtf?
welcome to baseball versus the Yankees.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 21, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
if EPat breaks up this nono
AN might explode
If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.
The ERIC PATTERSON resurgence begins today!
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Why are we watching Jeter highlights on an A's broadcast?!?
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 21, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
Rosales looked like a little leaguer...
Man alive… he was set up perfectly. This is disgusting.
the home plate umpire

nice strike zone, tonight, Blue… it’s a great game & you should think about checking it out.
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
E-Patt with our first hit right here.
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
Reggie and Rickey
Reggie: I could still hit this guy!
Rickey: So could Rickey!
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 21, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Anaal nathrac, uthvas bethud, dochiel tienveh...

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
very nice!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 21, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
ESPN will be cutting in soon
They’ll be sure to cover the last 6 outs or so of their beloved Yankees getting a no-hitter.
The way these guys look
he’s got a great chance to get it.
Nothing short of pathetic
WOW GOD DAMMIT.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
JESUS CHRIST
GET A FUCKING HIT
Jack "The Must, Just has no Rust, ain't no Bust, after him the ladies Lust, turns pitchers into Dust, likes his pizza with no Crust" Cust
Speak for yourself.
I’m asking for a win.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Shite
"Smokey, this be not the foul jungles of the darkest East Orient. This be ninepins. We are bound by laws."
Wow, that took about 45 seconds.
"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez
Okay, I am not above bunting next inning
Bring in Rajai!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Everything is better with bacon.
This has to be
one of the most frustrating games of all time
Jack "The Must, Just has no Rust, ain't no Bust, after him the ladies Lust, turns pitchers into Dust, likes his pizza with no Crust" Cust
So it's your first A's game, eh?
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
9 K's
This is about as bad a game as an offense can have. Of course the umpire ain’t helping.
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
FUCK WE SUCK SHIT THIS BITCH EVERYTHING WE NEED HITS JUST ONE HIT
DON’T CARE IF WE LOSE.
JUST ANYTHING TO STOP YANKEE MASTURBATION.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT GOD DAMMIT JUST GET A HIT.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
KenKo has class
He’s communicating the essential information that the A’s haven’t had a hit, but without actually saying “no-hitter”.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
FIRE KENKO NOW
"Smokey, this be not the foul jungles of the darkest East Orient. This be ninepins. We are bound by laws."
YEAH HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE ON OUR SIDE.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Naaah, he has to maintain good radio demeanor.
KenKo is doing the right thing.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
The right thing
Is beating the Yankees at any cost
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
by Helloooo 1st on Apr 21, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I WANT HIM TO PICK A SIDE.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
This offense
Incapable of hitting in two strike counts, incapable of hitting fastballs over 91 mph.
It’s fucking disgusting.
"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN
But he has a fastball with movement
So we have no chance.
"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN
yeah my mistake
"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN
I have a confession to make.
I started Hughes on my fantasy team.
Yeah I know no one cares.
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
Oh I care
I’ll also need your address so I can alert the mob.
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
by Helloooo 1st on Apr 21, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Well I have him on my Reality opponent
And it blows.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
This game sucks.
But at least my apartment now smells like bacon.
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
that's like meat incense.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 21, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
If all the scores hold up,
at the end of the day there will be a 3-way tie for 1st place with 9-7 records.
Meanwhile, Texas 5-9. How long a leash does Wash have?
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
I'd say about three grams.
Um, feet, that is.
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
Next inning
swing at the first fucking pitch, every at bat
The other way is not working
I can see this situation hasn't improved.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
It really hasn't.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
your trip to denver will be much happier
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Everything is better with bacon.
by cuppingmaster on Apr 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I now present Pam with the sirbed WTF, Thanks Dude/Dudette Award
"Smokey, this be not the foul jungles of the darkest East Orient. This be ninepins. We are bound by laws."
LOL. I love AN.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
"I'd like to thank all the faithful game-threaders"
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
[music starts playing]
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I'M BACK!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Rally pam gets hits?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 21, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally Pam!
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
n_n
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 21, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
It's OK. That's only for pictures.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
where's Shannon Stewart when you need him?
If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.
maybe he'll get to Oakland in time to hit in the 9th.
(I was at that game, btw. Avoiding the no-hitter felt just as good as a win. Almost.)
by whiteshoes40 on Apr 21, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I was there too
with my whore of a red sox ex-gf and all her red sox friends
If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.
Dude, not cool.
Don’t call your ex a whore.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
she's a Red Sox fan.
Screw her.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 21, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Red Sox fan.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 21, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
oh. that.
no.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 21, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
... I've got my reasons
let’s just say I was treated very poorly
If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.
I don't doubt it, Bro.
But you still have to rise above it.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Tom Hellion, Electric Eye

has me screaming for vengeance.
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
FUCK YEAH BLEVINS.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
I PH Rajai just to do that
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
by emperor nobody on Apr 21, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
This cannot happen.
CANNOT FUCKING HAPPEN.
HE CANNOT THROW A NO-NO.
NO NO-NO.
"You're just jealous. You wish you had a rally animal..." -CardinalWraith
Geren
really brought out the “A” lineup tonight… what does Patterson actually bring to the table?
by give me the rock on Apr 21, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
He didn't have much choice with Buck injured
Fox would not be a good idea against Hughes.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Hey Phil Hughes
You are a super awesome pitcher and are really good looking. Did you know that you have a no-hitter going? I’m sure that you’re going to complete that no-hitter cuz you’re way better than the A’s. Also they smell bad, unlike you, Phil Hughes. You smell like Grapefruits and lilacs. And you have a no hitter going. No pressure.
/super-duper-double-psych
If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.
Woah, let's not overdo it.
I mean, we haven’t even double-psyched him yet.
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
In the 9th we'll pull out the double-dog psych.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
On the bright side, we get the Indians next!
Seattle gets the ChiSox and the Angels have to deal with the Yankees.
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
I like it, I guess.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Apr 21, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
phil hughes for 12 runs in 1 inning no doubt. GOD DAMMIT
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 21, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Our strategy for the rest of the season:
Play the Orioles more often, the Yankees less.
the coli is more than half full for once
Let’s win this, Ben kept it to 4 hits, lets respect.
Lets go A’s!
by brian.only on Apr 21, 2010 8:45 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
it's not clutch
to double clutch, unless it’s this.
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
by emperor nobody on Apr 21, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
more like, there goes Gardner
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Everything is better with bacon.
by cuppingmaster on Apr 21, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Despite what has transpired so far
Ben Sheets had a pretty good outing against somewhat of an offensive juggernaut.
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
Yeah, he has.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
When he finally decided to throw it, his changeup was really effective
Cano completely flailed at that one in his last AB.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
look it's the baseball messiah. dammit fuck shit
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
that was ruled a hit?
If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.
The thing about a no-hitter is...
… a no-hitter is very difficult to come by. There are only so many no-hitters throughout baseball history, so no-hitters are clearly rare. The joy of seeing a no-hitter from start to finish is obviously marred when your team isn’t the one pitching the no-hitter. But everyone wishes their team, their guy could pitch a no-hitter sometime during their (the fan’s) lifetime. Because just about everything has to go right with a no-hitter.
No-hitter.
No-hitter.
"Smokey, this be not the foul jungles of the darkest East Orient. This be ninepins. We are bound by laws."
FUCK YEAH.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
I'll See Your EXCALIBUR Helen Mirren and raise you two AGE OF CONSENT Helen Mirrens:

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 21, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
forget them
that gets me going
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Everything is better with bacon.
by cuppingmaster on Apr 21, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I like AoC Rally Helen.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 21, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Woah, what is that from?
And is it on Netflix?
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
AGE OF CONSENT and Instant View, even!
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 21, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
she's only supposed to be 17 in that movie?
eesh
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Everything is better with bacon.
by cuppingmaster on Apr 21, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
By the way, in the last three days,
48 people have found AN via search engine by searching for “helen mirren”.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
That means we're doing rally pics right.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I'm not sure how much I believe that number.
Maybe it’s people already here, who go search for Helen Mirren pics, then come back.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Google Analytics does not lie.
Don’t question it.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
It's not Google Analytics.
It’s SBNation’s site meter.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
good.
it’s what we represent.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 21, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
wowza
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Seriously, though
"Smokey, this be not the foul jungles of the darkest East Orient. This be ninepins. We are bound by laws."
Yeah.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
HIT THE BALL GET ON BASE
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Jinx all the way!!!
Those no hits sure are looking lonely
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Everything is better with bacon.
Here's another Jinx

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Everything is better with bacon.
by cuppingmaster on Apr 21, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
that was the only good scene from that movie
If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.
If we can get a runner on second somehow
Geren should immediately bring in the RBI machine Landon Powell.
COME ON A'S
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I can
just picture the homer Yankee announcers wetting themselves silly right now…. I freaking hate the Yankees.
by give me the rock on Apr 21, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
OFFENSE EXPLOSIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN GO

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
Those colors are wrong!
Ack! Can’t collapse!
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I'm tellin' ya
Dale walks. Sweeney hits a grounder to 2B that hits Barton. Hit #1!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
To my dear Oakland A's,
You know I love you. But right now, I really need you to get a hit. Just one hit will do (for now). I would really appreciate it.
Thanks. ♥ ws40
apparently the A's have no soul.
That’s disappointing.
by whiteshoes40 on Apr 21, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
MLBN live lookin
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Everything is better with bacon.
Is 91 mph
really that FAST for a major leauger?! God damn.
by give me the rock on Apr 21, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
Yes, because Duchscherer just sucks with his 86 mph fastball.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
You're an idiot...
and a contrarian. Do you just disagree with everybody- at school, at work, at home, just to disagree? Duscherer is a completely different type of pitcher than Hughes. You understand that, right?
by give me the rock on Apr 21, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
SARCASM
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 21, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Aww, I'm gonna miss you.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
They're so cute at that age!
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Ahahahaha.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
FUCK THESE POP UPS GOD DAMMIT
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
the coli is more than half full for once
Let’s win this, Ben kept it to 4 hits, lets respect.
Lets go A’s!
by brian.only on Apr 21, 2010 8:50 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
DAMNIT DALE YOU WERE OUR BEST CHANCE
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
this
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 21, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
this
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 21, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe in Ryan Sweeney.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Apr 21, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
me too!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Everything is better with bacon.
by cuppingmaster on Apr 21, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions






Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
Woo a no-hitter

These may be your father's A's!
by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 21, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
Damn
These may be your father's A's!
by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 21, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Barton
wants to walk every at bat- if you throw strikes, you’ll be ok.
by give me the rock on Apr 21, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
Hmm?
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
It's our GSOM troll again
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
you're working it.
keep going. you’re almost there.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 21, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
And that's two I've flagged in about a minute
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I don't mind it
But it has to be put in the proper context.
Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."
Right
And right.
Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."
Just banned him
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
took you long enough.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 21, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
It was nice knowing you
You had spunk.
Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."
Ryan...? Please?
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Seriously.
It’s time.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Swingles, live up to your goofy nickname!
If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.
Fuck this crowd for cheering after every out.
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
Swingles, live up to your goofy nickname!
If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.
OMG OMG OMG GOD DAMMIT
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
No, Ryan!
You’re supposed to hit ‘em where they AIN’T!
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
fuck no swinging at pitches at your eyes
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Everything is better with bacon.
pH going to 7.2
It’s gone from basic to acidic.
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
I want to break up the no-no just to piss off the fans who are cheering.
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 21, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
hehehehe
VC just said it like 14 times in a row, how it’s a no hitter.
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
Vince just said it.
Are you guys glad he has chosen sides? I say it just means he’s a lousy announcer.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
what did he say
is he hoping for the no hitter?
Ken is the ultimate in announcer class.
I love that man.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I say I like him more now
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
by Helloooo 1st on Apr 21, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
He's an A's announcer
It’s fine, methinks. It’s when a neutral announcer does it that I get upset.
"Smokey, this be not the foul jungles of the darkest East Orient. This be ninepins. We are bound by laws."
Maybe we should pretend to root for Hughes to get it
This other way is not working
this hughes guy is awesome!!!
i bet he could pitch a no hitter some day
FUCK SHIT BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
If we all stop watching/listening, will the game make a sound?
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 21, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
ok since we can't hit this guy shouldn't the A's strategy be to work the count so he throws
alot then he has to eventually be pulled?
wow....I've only been here 2 minutes and I size the game up this way
Pop-Up City…..is Hughes this good???
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver
are we this bad?
don’t answer that.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
You'll notice I didn't ask the corollary question....
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver
HAY GUYS WE MADE THE FRONT PAGE OF MLB.COM
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Do we want to know why??
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver
It's because of the no hitter.
The no hitter!
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Did you say no hitter?
Could you explain what exactly is a no hitter?
by Murray, Present on Apr 21, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
It's when a team gets no hits!
Not a one!
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
No hits?!
You don’t say. That is a pretty impressive feat, a no hitter.
by Murray, Present on Apr 21, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
This seems like a good time to look up "Age of Consent" on Netflix.
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
This John Hughes guy is good at making movies AND throwing no hitters
If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.
I did not even have time to finish typing
Kurt Kiyoshi Suzuki, you get yourse — ah, fuck it.
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
He'll get the no-no, but even if he doesnt
We STILL have a terrible offense that got shut down by Phil fucking Hughes, and we’re on our way to getting swept while these fairweather dipshits have an orgasm in our home park
"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN
Okay, that made me laugh.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Plus it has the added benefit of being true (probably)!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Remind me to buy standing room only tickets from now on.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 21, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm coooold. Sooo cooooold!
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
He was old.
He died, you don’t get any older than that.
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
rajai needs to PH
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Everything is better with bacon.
by cuppingmaster on Apr 21, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Geren
Pinch Hit Powell for Chavy next half inning plz
Jack "The Must, Just has no Rust, ain't no Bust, after him the ladies Lust, turns pitchers into Dust, likes his pizza with no Crust" Cust
Did they bring up Powell for Ellis?
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver
Dang about Ellie.....YAY about Landon!
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver
What's up with Buck? They said oblique strain on the radio.
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver
Yup, in BP
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
During batting practice, of all places.
E-Pat’s in his spot at LF.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
My response exactly!! Get out the bubblewrap!
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver
Where's Keith Ginter when you need him?
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
In a discount tent?
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Where's Mike Rouse when you need him?
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 21, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
WHAT???!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Antonio Perez
RBI machine
If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.
He broke.
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 21, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Where's Matt Stairs when you need him?
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 21, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
Injuries, jesus
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Everything is better with bacon.
OHMYGOD WE ARE FUCKING FALLING APART
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
(that really didn't take very long)
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
That was odd.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Apr 21, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
hamstring, VC thinks
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Everything is better with bacon.
by cuppingmaster on Apr 21, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Great we just lost our second best reliever.
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
WTF
Another goddamn injury! You have to be fucking kidding
Jack "The Must, Just has no Rust, ain't no Bust, after him the ladies Lust, turns pitchers into Dust, likes his pizza with no Crust" Cust
go back and watch the tape on this game
i promise you you’ll see he has not even been near no-hitter quality. the so-called a’s have been swinging at garbage balls all night long. not to mention a number of horrific calls bye the alleged umpire.
Was it ball 5?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Daric wasn't so pleased about that one.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
can we get a screenshot?
If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.
oh my
If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.
Heh. The one strike that was actually a strike was fouled.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Flashbacks of 2009 holy shit I don't like this at all/
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
Where's Billy McMillion when you need him?
If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.
Where is Larry Davis when you need him?
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 21, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
that's what I feel like doing
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Everything is better with bacon.
by cuppingmaster on Apr 21, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
On the other hand, Jaymee Sire saying "Go deep"
Wayyyyy too much for me.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
She was talking to me.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Apr 21, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Stop that, you're a sick bastard.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 21, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I just can't take her seriously.
Reminds me of that scene in Election where Matthew Broderick imagines Reese Witherspoon.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Says you.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 21, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Happy little trees!!!
Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."
I don't understand that....can you explain please?
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver
Strike out by Tyson Ross
Bob Ross paints happy little trees. Tyson Ross paints happy little strikeouts.
Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."
OOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhh. Thanks
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver
Bob Ross
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 21, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
secret to getting tough patient selective Yankee hitters out
keep switching pitchers during the count.
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
I don't know if I can watch this anymore.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Faith, Pamly
Stay with me, now.
"Smokey, this be not the foul jungles of the darkest East Orient. This be ninepins. We are bound by laws."
Stick with Joey C!
He’ll get us through a (potential) no-hitter.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Stay....just a little bit longer.....
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." Earl Weaver
Remember what happened last time you left?
We got zero hits while you were gone!
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
They've gotten zero hits since I've been back.
I don’t think it’s me.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
You don't say!
Zero hits!
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Well that's odd
I was going to say "I’ll add mine now. Did you know there’s a no hitter going on?
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
by Helloooo 1st on Apr 21, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
i think billy should really consider bringing rickey back.
hes still probably better than half the batters we have
And the other half too!
Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."
Why can't we have one of those?
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 21, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions
WHY CAN'T WE HAVE ONE OF THOSE
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
WHY CAN'T WE HAVE NICE THINGS
No, seriously: WHY CAN’T WE HAVE NICE THINGS???
by whiteshoes40 on Apr 21, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
SERIOUSLY I DON'T KNOW.
BUT IT’S MAKING ME REALLY SAD.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
And there's a hit for ARod
We need one of those.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Where's Jeremy Giambi when you need him?
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 21, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions
Arod you pussy, can't you hit it out of the infield
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Everything is better with bacon.
Ok, positive thinking:
Here’s the deal. This game sucks so far, but barring disaster, we’ll be going into the 8th with only a 2-run deficit. This game is still very winnable!
Oh, hey, by the way, DID YOU KNOW PHIL HUGHES IS THROWING A NO HITTER?
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
Where's Shooty Babbitt when you need him?
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 21, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
NO hitter!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Everything is better with bacon.
just tuned in.....
nice evening in Missoula where I am over for some stuff……was at a sports bar, but failed to see any A’s action
Saw the score. Read rumblings of a no hitter but did not look at the box score..yet.
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
Trying Again! New Thread Open!
http://www.athleticsnation.com/2010/4/21/1436150/open-thread-game-16-as-vs-yankees-5
"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez
FOR BLEVINS!
FOR BASEBALL!
FOR… CRAP’S SAKE!
"Smokey, this be not the foul jungles of the darkest East Orient. This be ninepins. We are bound by laws."
Phil Hughes is going to throw a no-hitter tonight.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Apr 21, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
Join us in the new thread.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Apr 21, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions

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