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WLD - 3/20/10 - Weekend Link Dump or Weekly Link Dump? Basically it's all movie stuff regardless of what this dump is called.

It has been a while since a fresh link dump was made.  Sure we could keep commenting on the old one but people tend to lose interest in going here after it has been a few days.  I notices a flurry of friday night activity but I think that was mostly the alcohol typing.  It also has been a while since I have posted a link dump, so I guess I'm due.  This won't be an epic iglew DLD or massive LB thread about squirrels but hopefully it will get you through the weekend.

Star-divide

 

1st up is a few movie trailers. WHAT? Movie trailers from micdog2001, that's odd. And before you complain, almost all of them are sequels or remakes.  Sorry but I'm really excited for these films anyways. 

 

Mostly the same as the 1st trailer but this has a little more action and a tiny bit more plot. The Iron Man suitcase at the end was pretty cool.  The only thing I am worried about is Scarlett Johansson as the Black Widow. Photobucket

The Black Widow is supposed to be Russian and I wonder if Johansson has a convincing accent.  Saying this is basically an excuse to post pics of Scarlett, rawr!

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War Machine is the name of the black and white suit worn by Jim "Rhoddy" Rhodes in the comics and now in the 2 film.  One of the songs played in the trailer is called, wait for it, War Machine by AC/DC.  Iron Man 2 comes ou in May.

 

 

 

Another trailer I saw recently was for Predators, directed by Robert Rodriguez and starring Adrien Brody, Laurence Fishburne, Topher Grace, and Alice Braga.  I like that they are taking the story back to the Jungle.

 

 

 

The new Tron Legacy film has a 2nd trailer, revealing a little more to the story of the sequel.  I can't embed this one as it has been disabled by request from Disney but here is a link.

Tron Legacy trailer 2

 

 

 My final trailer is of a movie that might never be released in the United States (according to moviemakeout.com).

there is no US release date set, and… just hazarding a guess based on the fact that the movie’s a comedy about a quartet of terrorists… don’t hold your breath for one.

 

 

 

The movie Expendables has a sick movie poster out  That looks awesome!

 

There is also talk of a remake of the movie Monster Squad. 

 And of Highlander.

 

And finally I leave you with this epic picture of Batman fighting a shark with a light saber. See the original here at zubko.com Photobucket

I was planning on putting up more than just movie links but this took two hours so I'm going to go play Call Of Duty for a little before going to bed. I leave the linking on non-movie stuff to you AN.

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Would you go see Four Lions if it was released in the US?
Yes, in theaters
11 votes
Yes, I would rent it on DVD or Blu-Ray
9 votes
No
6 votes
I don't really watch movies.
2 votes

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All is quiet on Athletics Nation at 2:30 AM

everyone must be sleeping off their drinking ;-)

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Mar 20, 2010 2:27 AM PDT reply actions  

no idea what you're talking about

I AM VERY MUCH ENJOYING THE HITTING OF BASEBALLS AND SCORING OF RUNS. -mikev
only an asshole quotes himself. -mikev

by mikev on Mar 20, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

wajoo say 'bout me?

don’ talk to me when um tryin’ play drunk rock band 2, ’s distracting.

"Smokey, this be not the foul jungles of the darkest East Orient. This be ninepins. We are bound by laws."

by Joey C. on Mar 20, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Mar 22, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn't there a film based around a terrorist plot to assasinate the president by going on American Idol?

In any case. Scarlett Johansson is best in films where she doesn’t have to do much acting. Or, yknow, talking. I do like that she appears to be on the Russian curling squad in that still, though.

I suspect that you think tilting at windmills means something other than what it does.

The ninth fastest thirty year old in San Francisco

by bobnothing on Mar 20, 2010 4:09 AM PDT reply actions  

If it's funny I'll watch almost anything

but the trailer didn’t really make me laugh.

On the new Predators movie I have to wonder what they were thinking with the casting? I mean you could buy Arnie in his prime beating a Preadator but Adrien Brody and Topher Grace? What was Michael Cera not available? At least they have 69 year old Laurence Fishburn there to save them.

I enjoyed the first Iron Man even though I had never heard of Iron Man before I saw the movie. My two hopes for Ms. Johansson in the movie are tight outfits and lots of slow motion running.

by sirbed on Mar 20, 2010 4:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Absolutely none of the casting choices bothered me

To beat a Predator, you have to be quick, graceful, and smart. You don’t beat them by being stronger than them because you’re not likely to be given a chance to take them one on one. Hell, Michael Cera (HATE him) makes more sense than Arnold. Arnold is just a “look” of power, but that means very little. You’re criticizing those choices because you couldn’t buy them beating a Predator because of realism, then when the casting choices appear more real, you criticize them for being too real? And now that I’m bored with my own comment, at least now I’m kind of looking forward to it, much better than what I thought it would be when I first heard about them making another Predator. Fits as both a sequel and a remake.

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Mar 20, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know what's really unrealistic is that a light saber would work underwater

I mean please….oh and don’t take my “criticisms” seriously as I was just trying to be funny.

by sirbed on Mar 20, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

A light saber underwater is what ruin the entire Star Wars universe

And I stopped taking things seriously the moment I touched my keyboard, well before logging into the AN.

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Mar 20, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay good so Bloomy is the only serious one here then on AN

I’ve blocked out what happened in the second batch of Star Wars movies but did they really use a light saber under water?

by sirbed on Mar 20, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haven't the foggiest.

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Mar 20, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

?
Right because you should strive for realism in a movie about alien predators

Of course you should. Assuming you want the movie to be any good. Just because it involves aliens doesn’t mean it can’t be realistic.

by LongLiveLangerhans on Mar 22, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally!

That rug really tied the room together...

by Streams Of Whiskey on Mar 24, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That "Four Lions" one actually looked interesting...

as for remakes, I wish they’d just stop….

"Cheese is the fruit juice nature intended."- The Reverend Billy Lard

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 20, 2010 9:40 AM PDT reply actions  

I thought so too

Until I read one of iglew’s thoughts on them. You see all sorts of version of different plays, especially classics, why not movies? I just wish they were smarter about it. Don’t “remake” it, re-imagine it.

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Mar 20, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

For those wondering,

DMOAS is referring to this comment.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Mar 22, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stephen Strasburg and Drew Storen

Both Washington National pitching prospects will be in Double-A Harrisburg to start the 2010 season.

Storen is arguably the bigger surprise here, but ultimately it was unlikely that either would break camp with the Nats. These two are the future of the franchise—ideally, their ace and closer for years to come—and GM Mike Rizzo wasn’t about to do anything to jeopardize that. It’s a virtual certainty that both will be up at some point during the year, it’s just a matter of when.

It’s not movie-related, but maybe they can make a movie about Strasburg if he leads the Nationals to the 2012 World Series.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Mar 20, 2010 10:05 AM PDT reply actions  

The Nats winning the World Series in 2012?

they already made that movie about the world ending in 2012 with John Cusak.

by sirbed on Mar 20, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, 2012 is already nailed on for A's - Giants, anyway

I suspect that you think tilting at windmills means something other than what it does.

The ninth fastest thirty year old in San Francisco

by bobnothing on Mar 20, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well

last time the A’s – Gnats made it to the Series, we had the earthquake…so, since the world is suppose to end, it only makes sense they should meet again in 2012. At least this time we A’s fans can enjoy the win for a couple months BEFORE the earth starts shaking.

Ooo! Piece of candy!

by ChickenStanley on Mar 20, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

SuSlu updates us on lots

in the Drumbeat….she includes info about the new A’s ads, including this one, which I can’t wait to see:

My favorite is the one that will air before the A’s June 26 Turn Back the Clock Day; Bailey’s wearing an Afro and a handlebar mustache ala Rollie Fingers, and, surrounded by 70s era A’s uniforms, Mark Ellis is wearing an oly-timey baseball uniform.

“I misread the memo,” Ellis says. “I thought it was 1870s.”

(Ellis really looks the part in an old-time uniform, by the way. He’d fit in nicely in that era.)

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Mar 20, 2010 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I saw the new Rajai one at the gym this morning.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Mar 20, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw it last night, and I was little disturbed

by his speed shaving.

I’m looking forward to seeing the others. The Turn Back the Clock one sounds funny!

don't grow up too fast / and don't embrace the past / this life's too good to last

by goldfish on Mar 20, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol!

I had that same thought and I kept envisioning him in the next frame with bits of tissue stuck to his face.

by lynnzgal on Mar 21, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did they steal that from House?

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Mar 20, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Robert Rodrigez is NOT directing Predators

Just an FYI… He is producing it. A guy named Nimród Antal who i think directed Armored is helming that flick. Still sounds like it will have Rodriguez’s style and influence in it.

Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel. - Yogi Berra

by SoCal As Fan on Mar 20, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

oh

ok. I saw a trailer with him talking a lot so I guess I assumed.

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Mar 20, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

when you assumed, you made an ass out of u and med.

and med’s pissed at you now. I hope you’re happy. Assumer.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 20, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

And now you're making an ass out of me and mer

"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige

by YonYonson on Mar 20, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

u and mer

I’m off today.. damn.

"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige

by YonYonson on Mar 20, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would be assyonmer.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 20, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn't that the name of a famous prog album?

"Cheese is the fruit juice nature intended."- The Reverend Billy Lard

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 21, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

cries

runs away

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Mar 20, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

aw.

don’t be like that.

Here, have a squirrel!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 20, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay!

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Mar 20, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

squirrels make everything better.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 20, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWAS

(That’s what Arkansas said)

"Cheese is the fruit juice nature intended."- The Reverend Billy Lard

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 21, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow Nimrod huh?

is he French or did his parents hate him?

by sirbed on Mar 20, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

bit of both, really.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 20, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Went to a party last Saturday night.

Didn’t get laid, got in a fight.
Uh huh.
It ain’t no big thing.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 20, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Late for my job and the traffic was bad.

Had to borrow ten bucks from my old man.
Uh huh.
It ain’t no big thing.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 20, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well KU lost to some school called.....Northern Ireland....no make that Northern Iowa

so I’ve decided to burn my diplomas and claim I went to Mizzoui instead…..what a f’ing embarrassment…..Bill Self go to your room you’re grounded!

by sirbed on Mar 20, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Great Game

I loved it. Ali Fredrick Farokhmanesh is the man.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Mar 20, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I have to rely on the health of Sheets and Duke and the mind of 80 year old Al Davis

for my sporting success this season…..I’m screwed aren’t I?……Oh well at least I’m still sick as a dog and it’s snowing outside on the first day of spring.

by sirbed on Mar 20, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I might be returning to California

sooner rather than later.

Shall I stop and see you?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 20, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

F'ing take me with you!

are you really going back to Cali?….I’m really thinking about having my midlife crisis early and making a move myself.

by sirbed on Mar 20, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can come.

Remind me to not tow a trailer over the Rockies again behind my Honda Civic though, okay?

That’s how I blew the last one up.

That’s a true story.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 20, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take ONLY the essentials.....

You don’t need a bunch of furniture, right??

by Berry Jo on Mar 20, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely not.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 20, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I do need my computer and my xbox.

and my stuffed bunny from when I was five.

And..I’ll mail my books as per normal. And….some clothes.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 20, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

truck with a trailer.

yes.

I can reduce it to a car load.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 20, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do it.....do it now!!!

no seriously – I hope you get to get to a better place….I think the bay would suit!

by Berry Jo on Mar 20, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It'll be a bit.

But I think I just got fired by my brother.

HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 20, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know.

It’s all good, other than the fact that I just unpacked all my books and gave away the boxes that held the books.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 20, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate my brother

good thing I’m an only child.

by sirbed on Mar 20, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd hate my brother if I had one...

My sister’s pretty cool, though.

"Cheese is the fruit juice nature intended."- The Reverend Billy Lard

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 21, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I couldn't live without my laptop

but I could fit everything I really care about it one large plastic container. The rest is just old CD’s and books I’ve already read.

by sirbed on Mar 20, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

plus you can ship all that media mail.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 20, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I make a move this summer

I’ll just give the books to the library and put all the music on a couple of MP3 players….I will keep my Harry Truman bust and Carney Lansford signed baseball though.

by sirbed on Mar 20, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

one word buddy

audiobooks.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Everything is better with bacon.

by cuppingmaster on Mar 21, 2010 3:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've tried them and they're okay

but I still like reading a book better. I’m thinking about buying a Kindle.

by sirbed on Mar 21, 2010 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

"Books I've already read"

is like “women I’ve already slept with”.

You’re not supposed to do it just once.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Mar 20, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

I'm not smart like you and Bloom I don't read literature

I read mysteries and history books so once is enough plus life is too short to keep reading the same books.

by sirbed on Mar 20, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, with the history books,

you prolly have to at least reference back to them ,no?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 20, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really I have a pretty good memory for that stuff

plus there are always new books about the same subjects. I’ve read at least 60 books about Richard Nixon over the years for example so I’m always reading something new when it comes to history.

by sirbed on Mar 20, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

sigh

You’d get along good with my brother.

He’s a fan of Nixon, as well.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 20, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda like Nixon.

I don’t wanna go talking politics like it’s Free Kraut or something, but when I get my time machine, I’m gonna go back and have a few beers with that guy.

"Cheese is the fruit juice nature intended."- The Reverend Billy Lard

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 21, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd go with you to that bar G_S

but I’d go with bourbon so we could get Dick to let it fly….guy was a political genius but he was also paranoid and I don’t think he liked people at all.

by sirbed on Mar 21, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh... I forgot to mention dosing him with acid,

kidnapping him, and forcing him to live with the thirty fifth Dalai Lama in a 12 by 12 lucite cube in a future game show called

“Living in a 12×12 lucite cube with the Dalai Lama”

"Cheese is the fruit juice nature intended."- The Reverend Billy Lard

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 21, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

okay, you're weirder than me.

and I love it.

I’d watch that.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 21, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Boy what was I thinking?

I was only going to get him drunk to get him to talk. I should have thought bigger like you did G_S.

by sirbed on Mar 21, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I read mostly history books, too

Not much literature.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Mar 21, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

what about your Wii?

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Mar 21, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you want you can borrow my Jeep

it’ll get you over the Rockies no problem.

I got caught in a horrible blizzard once in Colorado back in the mid 90’s in my 1989 Ford Tempo….what a trip.

by sirbed on Mar 20, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

This time, don't blow it.

Get the hell out of there before they change their mind.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Mar 20, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently, I'm being a psychopath to everyone.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 20, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is code for I pissed my sister-in-law off.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 20, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Family can be so much fun

I still get crap from my girlfriend’s Mother because I’m not Jewish….I’m just not going to convert from Raiderism.

by sirbed on Mar 20, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't realize that being a Raiders fan

excluded you from Judaism.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 20, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I take it very seriously

the other religions must go down and they must go down hard – Rev. Al Davis book 1 chapter 1

by sirbed on Mar 20, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't realize being a Raiders fan was so involved.

Sundays really must be painful for you.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 20, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's sucked for about 26 years now

it’s amazing I don’t drink.

Really this year was the first year that really got me thinking that not watching might be more fun but I enjoy getting together with my friends to watch all the NFL games and eating great food and telling dirty jokes.

by sirbed on Mar 20, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

that sounds like fun.

I wish I had friends.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 20, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You do....they are just not in proximity to you.

I just had this conversation with an old friend from HS days. It’s hard when you’re buddies are not where you are!

by Berry Jo on Mar 21, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I figured it out, doctor.

I’m a freak of a similar stripe, obviously, but I’ve built a nice little world around me of like-minded people. I’m lucky enough that some of them are actually blood family, but most are not.

About the closest I ever have to come to dealing with regular people is going to the grocery store or filling in at my friend’s Mexican restaurant when she gets sick, or AN.

Freaks gotta be around freaks. That’s just how it is.

"Cheese is the fruit juice nature intended."- The Reverend Billy Lard

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 21, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

but I look completely normal.

Boring, even.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 21, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Making friends is like anything else

if you work at it you’ll succeed. I’ve always made friends wherever I’ve gone by being social and nice.

Your such a funny person Bloom that I would think you’d have plenty of friends.

I guess I don’t agree with G_S on this because I think it’s good to be around all types of people and I know some of my best friends are people who are very different than I am.

by sirbed on Mar 21, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love being around people who are

different from me. It annoys me that so many cultural institutions try to clump people together according to similar age, profession, education, political views, etc.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Mar 21, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I totally agree with you iglew

it’s unhealthy to just be around people who look and think like you do.

by sirbed on Mar 21, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let me clarify here:

My group of friends and family is a pretty broad spectrum of personality types, occupations, sexes, orientations, and races.

However, they’re all very open minded people.

That’s the most important thing. Even the religious people in my life are open minded.

"Cheese is the fruit juice nature intended."- The Reverend Billy Lard

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 21, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

If there's one thing I can't stand,

it’s closed-minded people. I won’t have anything to do with them. I am intolerant of intolerance.

(Also, I lament the lack of a true subjunctive not just in the English language but even in the anglophone way of thinking.)

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Mar 21, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

If there’s one thing I can’t stand,
it’s closed-minded people. I won’t have anything to do with them. I am intolerant of intolerance.

I was going to post almost exactly that phrase in my above comment, but I didn’t want to open myself up to argument.

I’m with you though. That’s basically my definition of “freak” is someone who is highly tolerant of others. It has nothing to do with how one looks.

"Cheese is the fruit juice nature intended."- The Reverend Billy Lard

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 22, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Got it G_S

by your definition I’m a freak! which is cool….so now I’m a preppie bastard freak.

by sirbed on Mar 22, 2010 5:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, you're not with me.

I was observing the ironic contradiction inherent in your view. I’m actually not intolerant of intolerance, and I’m open-minded toward closed-minded people.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Mar 22, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would also observe that

some people — typically ones who wish to appear open-minded and tolerant but really aren’t — when they say “closed-minded” really mean “doesn’t agree with me”.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Mar 22, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

we've already had this discussion, no?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 22, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess what I mean by "tolerance"

is “not harassing or killing someone who disagrees with me”

I can be tolerant of someone without letting them into my life in any meaningful way.

If I have to actively be nice and actively accept someone I don’t want to into my life in order to be tolerant, then I guess I’m not tolerant at all.

"Cheese is the fruit juice nature intended."- The Reverend Billy Lard

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 22, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting word....

that “tolerance”.

Allowable deviation from a norm or standard.

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by alox on Mar 22, 2010 4:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

There are two things I hate

People who are intolerant of other people and the Dutch.

-Nigel Powers

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by micdog2001 on Mar 22, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

me.

It’s impossible to hate the Dutch after hearing

Supersister

(click it. It’s punkjazz.)

"Cheese is the fruit juice nature intended."- The Reverend Billy Lard

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 22, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Goddamn Dutch

with their stupid ovens and cheap treats. We hate the Dutch here.

(Frisians on the other hand. They’re cool.)

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Mar 22, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That can't be true.

The last time I paid attention to football, the Raiders were one of the best teams. I think that was about 10 years ago. Definitely not 26.

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by iglew on Mar 21, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

So anything short of winning the Super Bowl

= sucks?

They actually won the conference and went to the Super Bowl the year AFTER I stopped paying attention.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Mar 21, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh iglew

they’ve been on one of the worst runs in NFL history the last 7 years and that Super Bowl you mention they got destroyed.

They’ve only had 9 winning seasons since winning that Super Bowl 26 years ago and 10 coaching changes. Trust me as someone who does follow it the Raiders are a mess.

by sirbed on Mar 22, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

only ten coaching changes?

I thought it was a lot more than that!

"Cheese is the fruit juice nature intended."- The Reverend Billy Lard

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 22, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not to mention the dysfunction and ridiculousness.

We’re the laughingstock of the league. And I hate it.

Taken down with hearts alive, our hearts alive.

by danmerqury on Mar 22, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

+10 Billion Dan

I’m to the point that I hate telling people I’m a Raider fan.

by sirbed on Mar 22, 2010 3:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

welcome to my world.

when they give you two winning seasons in twenty years, call me.

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by Leopold Bloom on Mar 22, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well the Raiders have had only

6 winning seasons in the last 20 and none in 7 so they’re getting there. Of course they don’t suck though just ask iglew.

by sirbed on Mar 22, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not disputing that it has sucked for

the last seven years (though that surprised me when I first heard it here, because I really did stop paying attention right around 2001-2002), but you claimed 26.

It has not sucked for 26 years. There have been significant periods of non-suckage within those 26.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Mar 22, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

(sighs)....

again in that 26 year stretch the Raiders have had more coaches than winning seasons….that means you SUCK!….but hey I guess someone like you who doesn’t even watch the Raiders knows more than me.

by sirbed on Mar 22, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

O come on Mr. Hyperbole

As someone who’s a Niners fan with no love for the Raiders, even I can begrudgingly admit that they’ve not SUCKED for the last 26 years. Coming within a very blown play of beating the Patriots at the beginning of their “Dynasty” precludes you from playing the SUCK card. Go ask Lions and Browns fans about it.

Have the Raiders( and the Niners ) sucked for the last 7-8 years? Certainly. But you can’t say that a team that won it’s division 3 years in a row sucked – certainly not in the NFL.

by rrryanc on Mar 22, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm no Raider-lover either

and I don’t follow football as much as I used to, but aside from those 3 years it’s been pretty bleak. It’s almost worse that the Raiders have some hope every year, only to somehow f’ it up along the way.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Everything is better with bacon.

by cuppingmaster on Mar 22, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh really rrryac

last 26 years

Raiders 9 winning seasons
Lions 7 winning seasons
Browns 8 winning seasons

by sirbed on Mar 22, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengals?

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by Leopold Bloom on Mar 22, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

They still won their division 3 years in a row

That’s the definition of a team that doesn’t suck. You can’t say they sucked for the last X years as long as you ignore the years they didn’t suck. It’s misleading at best.

Have the Raiders been absolutely terrible to the point of tainting their overall image in the last 7 years? Absolutely. Those years were without a doubt terrible – and they don’t look to be brightening anytime soon.

But to say that having 9 of 19 years being winning seasons prior to that counts as SUCKING? Just slightly on the side of hyperbolic.

by rrryanc on Mar 22, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back to baseball

The Royals and Pirates currently suck in baseball. Between the two, they have had about 1 winning season in the last 34 team-seasons. Yet, both teams used to be competitive: the Pirates in the early 90s and the Royals in the early-to-mid 80s and some of the late 70s.

But both suck now, undoubtedly. This is where the Raiders are.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Everything is better with bacon.

by cuppingmaster on Mar 22, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry

I don’t see it. Three Super Bowl titles are good enough for fourth place all-time. The Pirates or Royals aren’t tied for fourth place all-time in World Series titles. Eleven losses in seven straight years is bad, but we’re not on the level of the Pirates or the Royals.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Mar 22, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree RRS

the Raiders are better at football than the Pirates or Royals.

by sirbed on Mar 22, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

.3125 winning pct over seven years is worse than the Pirates or Royals

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Everything is better with bacon.

by cuppingmaster on Mar 22, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's not really fair.

As they say, all baseball teams win a third and lose a third of their games. Football teams can easily go 0-16 or 16-0.

Taken down with hearts alive, our hearts alive.

by danmerqury on Mar 22, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fine,the Raiders are fucking great!

I’ve seen all their games in that 26 year period but I guess I missed all the greatness. I’m glad people who don’t even watch them are here to tell me how stupid I’ve been.

by sirbed on Mar 22, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

O come on, once again

You’ve been around this site long enough to realize that people don’t appreciate arguments based solely on emotion.

No one here has argued that the Raiders are great. Or even good. Or even just not bad. They’re terrible, and pretty damn close to the laughingstock of the league right now. That’s more than apparent to everyone, and I’d imagine even to those that don’t closely follow the game.

That doesn’t mean they’ve sucked forever. It might seem like it at this point, but you’re not going to gain any sympathy when you toss around absurd, obviously wrong numbers.

Anyway, I’m done. I think it’s obvious that they haven’t sucked for as long as you’d like to paint, and I’ve tried to rationally show why.

by rrryanc on Mar 22, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Um when did I say they sucked forever?

that’s absurd and obviously wrong but hey I’m glad your done.

by sirbed on Mar 22, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh and thanks for pointing out

how I toss out absurd and obviously wrong numbers. I’m so glad a rational person like you is showing a poor soul like me the error of my ways.

by sirbed on Mar 22, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, you've been insisting the Raiders have sucked for the past 26 years

iglew and rryanc have demonstrated that that’s not true. Things are epically bad right now, but there have been some successful seasons along the way. I don’t understand why you’re taking it so badly.

by Ray of Lite on Mar 22, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aren't you the guy who told Bloom to fuck off?

I guess you’d know about taking things badly.

But you know what fine so all you non Raider fans will get off my back the Raiders have had a couple of decent runs in 26 years. Thank you so much for taking very literally a throw away line I posted and running it into the ground.

by sirbed on Mar 22, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

(he doesn't like squirrels)

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by Leopold Bloom on Mar 22, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aren't you the guy who told me to develop a thicker skin?

Aren’t you the guy who advised me not to be so sensitive, who so kindly pointed out that if I’m going to post then I should expect people to come at me, or words to that effect?

by Ray of Lite on Mar 22, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I've just been sarcastic

and haven’t told anyone to go F themselves but I might be getting close….just kidding.

Um I’m not really taking this too seriously you know. I’ve been sick for a week and I’m bored so a little fighting is just something to do to pass the time.

by sirbed on Mar 22, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Respond however you wish

Dropping a f-bomb generally isn’t cool. But I think it was pretty understandable under the circumstances, at least I think so. And then to have you interject your opinion that I was being overly sensitive and should develop a thicker skin was, I gotta say, pretty galling.
Maybe, probably, I’ve been petty here. But now I’ve said my piece.

by Ray of Lite on Mar 22, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You seem to do a lot of that.

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by Leopold Bloom on Mar 22, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for noticing

but still I lag far, far behind you.

by Ray of Lite on Mar 22, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Explain that statement.

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by Leopold Bloom on Mar 22, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow....

even when I try and kid around you have to go back to your FU moment. I feel sorry for you.

by sirbed on Mar 22, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey guys

take it outside!

oh, who am I kidding, I welcome the additional comments, it makes me look better (at least in my own mind).

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by micdog2001 on Mar 22, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, what did I start?

This is just semantics. If the claim is that the team has sucked for 26 years, it’s a matter of whether you’re counting years individually or collectively. If you’re counting years individually, then they didn’t suck in all of them, so they didn’t suck for 26 years. But if you’re evaluating the 26 years as a whole, you can say they still sucked over the entire period — in the same way that both the Tampa Bay Rays and the Florida Marlins have sucked throughout their entire existence.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Mar 22, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey y'a;ll

I’m tired, drung. and I’m going to sleep now. Good night.

"You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy."

-Charles Manson

by kaweahkaweah on Mar 20, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Night!

Kisses!

See you come season more regularly, hopefully!

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by Leopold Bloom on Mar 20, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

oooo...that was a bad idea

"You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy."

-Charles Manson

by kaweahkaweah on Mar 21, 2010 6:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

It wasn't that bad...

If you were drunkenly fantasizing about roundly rogering your housepets, it might have been…

but it wasn’t.

"Cheese is the fruit juice nature intended."- The Reverend Billy Lard

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 21, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Russian accent

I wonder what counts as a “convincing” Russian accent in movies. I’ve known a lot of Russians and real-life Russians don’t sound much like the Russians I’ve seen in movies. I suspect that it’s reached the point where what convinces the audience is not so much sounding like a real Russian as sounding like other Russian movie characters they’ve seen.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Mar 21, 2010 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

You're obviously

associating with former KGB and GBR operatives. Of course THEY wouldn’t sound like Russians.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Mar 21, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was told by a Russian-American acquaintance of mine

that the characters in the movie “The Russians Are Coming!” all speak Russian with thick American accents.

For what it’s worth.

Shawn Spencer: "I’m receiving a transmission from your husband. Really more of a voicemail, if I'm being honest. A status update. Perhaps a twitter."
Burton Guster: "I believe it’s called a tweet."
Shawn Spencer: "There’s no way I’m saying that."

by PaulThomas on Mar 22, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just hope she isn't going to be as bad as Harrison Ford trying to do Russian

didn’t Sean Connery fail at one also?

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by micdog2001 on Mar 22, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm publically calling out Bloomie here in AN Kangaroo Court

He posted this in Sunday’s game thread

Huey Lewis?
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in ‘83, I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He’s been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour…In ‘87, Huey released this, "Fore," their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don’t listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it’s not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it’s also a personal statement about the band itself.

My question to the Branch Floridian is as follows:

Did you mean that, or are you just f**king with us?

Because if you meant that, I think it means you have outdone me and taken back your position as second weirdest poster on AN.

"Cheese is the fruit juice nature intended."- The Reverend Billy Lard

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 22, 2010 12:42 AM PDT reply actions  

Well Patrick Bateman in American Psycho meant it

Bloomie is just ripping off a fictional serial killer. By the way I really do like Huey Lewis so maybe I’m the crazy one.

by sirbed on Mar 22, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay good, cause I don't watch the movies, y'know..

Except “Cannonball Run,” of course.

"Cheese is the fruit juice nature intended."- The Reverend Billy Lard

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 22, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

You've got to watch out for Bloomy he's a tricky bastard

he got me with that quote in a game thread and I’d actually seen the movie…..Cannonball Run was better by the way so you’re not missing out.

by sirbed on Mar 22, 2010 3:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just so you know,

were the monkey here, this is the point where he’d beat you to death with a tube sock full of oranges.

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by Leopold Bloom on Mar 22, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Homie don't play that

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Mar 23, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm with you on Huey

So we can be crazy together

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Mar 22, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

isn't AN

one big kangaroo court?

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by micdog2001 on Mar 22, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it is, I'm Eddie Murray on acid.

I say this because it works within the contexts of both likely interpretations.

"Cheese is the fruit juice nature intended."- The Reverend Billy Lard

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 22, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Latest update on the new ballpark...

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by alox on Mar 22, 2010 5:48 AM PDT reply actions  

FAIL

A saga seemingly without end.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Mar 22, 2010 5:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I understand that Mauer probably gave the Twins a hometown discount

ESPN claims he could have gotten $250 mil on the FA market. But $23 million a year (I haven’t seen detailed year by year salaries yet) is a ton of money. At what point does someone have enough money? This is only 8 years of his life, it’s not like he isn’t going to work the rest of his life. I’ll check cots later but he has to have already made at least $1-$2 million in his career already right? (perhaps more if he got a signing bonus while drafted). I see this as less of an issue for a player signing with a team like the Yankees because they have plenty of cash flow and can afford other players but the Twins aren’t that kind of team (well I guess they have a few high priced players already and a new stadium but still). Isn’t Mauer worried that his salary will limited the Twins ability to put a good team around him?
   I can see why to Twins wanted to sign him, hometown player, great catcher, make the fans happy, give the team a star in the begining of the new stadium years. According to ESPN they assured Mauer they would field a competitive team. Maybe there is some defered money in the contract as well?

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by micdog2001 on Mar 22, 2010 11:00 AM PDT reply actions  

looks like the Twins are NOT a small market team

they already have $94 million promised to 14 players in 2010

Mauer received a $5.1 million signing bonus and then made $725,000 his 1st 2 years before signing a 4 year deal @ $33 million. So after 2010 he will have already made $38.875 million in his career and it’s probably over $40 if you count endorsement deals and minor league salaries. After his new deal runs out he will have made $222,875,000 in his career. Even after taxes this guy is one rich MoFo.

cots link

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by micdog2001 on Mar 22, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

They got a BRAND NEW Target ballpark that by all accounts is teh gorgeous.

The Twins are fine.

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by Leopold Bloom on Mar 22, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

but imagine how good they could be with a little more payroll flexability?

sure the owners could just pocket the money for profit.

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by micdog2001 on Mar 22, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

My second job was working at Target

maybe I can get an employee discount at the stadium

by sirbed on Mar 22, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

of course I got fired from Target for not showing up because I drove down to LA

to watch the Raiders in 1991 so I’m probably screwed on that discount.

by sirbed on Mar 22, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Target Field

How many games will be postponed because of snow?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Mar 22, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

There will be one magical April some year soon...

in which the Twins play an ungodly number of doubleheaders and lose a lot of lateseason offdays to makeup games.

"Cheese is the fruit juice nature intended."- The Reverend Billy Lard

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 22, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

doubleheaders later... snow in April...

"Cheese is the fruit juice nature intended."- The Reverend Billy Lard

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 22, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least then the likelihood of the playoffs being ruin by Minnesota snow is significantly less.

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Mar 23, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is almost a $30 million jump in payroll already

btw

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Mar 22, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda don't get the "x generations ahead of me will be taken care of" argument

But then again, if the measure of your worth in the market is how much money you are paid, I can totally see why he wouldn’t take “only” $100M. It’s like saying you’re less than half the player ARod or Jeter are, and Mauer is clearly in their league playing at a more difficult position.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Everything is better with bacon.

by cuppingmaster on Mar 22, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I see your point

I just wonder sometimes. If you know your just as good and your stats agree with you, what difference does it make? I think I would rather win and have fun than be A-Rod in Texas.

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
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by micdog2001 on Mar 22, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Twins are going to be an interesting experiment for the A's to watch

From a formerly small-market team to getting a great new stadium to potentially joining the big boys and being able to compete on salaries. I agree with you that it’s kind of strange for Mauer to want that much money but also want to the team to competitive around him. If they don’t pull in that revenue stream they’re counting on, it’s going to be Joe Mauer and a bunch of nobodies.

Nevertheless, this is exactly why I’m believing more and more in a third NY-area team to pull revenue away from the Yankees

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Everything is better with bacon.

by cuppingmaster on Mar 22, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

To a player, how much he gets paid

is synonymous with how big his dick is, if ya get what I’m sayin’ here.

"Cheese is the fruit juice nature intended."- The Reverend Billy Lard

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 22, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

sure

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Mar 22, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

speaking of the Twins

After Nathan discovers tomorrow he can’t throw for crap (as everyone expects), it’ll be interesting to see if they make a play for Smoltz. Hell, if they are looking at Jon Rausch to close, they might as well take a look at Gagne too, now that he is available.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Everything is better with bacon.

by cuppingmaster on Mar 22, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gagne is done

he doesn’t PEDs to help him anymore. GAME OVER!

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by micdog2001 on Mar 22, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

So.

Let me vent here for a moment.

I have essentially been fired from my job at the sign shop. If you’ve been paying attention the last couple of years, you know the only thing I don’t do at my sign shop is sleep. I’ve literally made myself unhealthy to try and make this place work.

Now I’m being forced out. Granted, I don’t necessarily mind, but in that process I’m being vilified as a psychotic ogre with whom no one can get along. There’s little to no recognition of my sacrifice to make this place work. I have zero profit motive. I simply don’t care about money. The only thing I wanted was for my brother’s company to work.

In addition to that, they expect me to work through my sister-in-law’s vacation next week. But I might just wanna walk out of here. Thoughts?

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by Leopold Bloom on Mar 22, 2010 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

Some people, you just can't please.

Ask yourself what you would have had to do to fully please these people.

Also ask yourself if your back would snap in half if you actually bent over backwards that far.

"Cheese is the fruit juice nature intended."- The Reverend Billy Lard

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 22, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

So you get what we had here last week.

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by Leopold Bloom on Mar 22, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

(throws rubber ball off the wall over and over and over...)

"Cheese is the fruit juice nature intended."- The Reverend Billy Lard

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 22, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

wanna go eat some eggs?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 22, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't mind throwing some at this point!

Egg Raid On Sign Shop!

"Cheese is the fruit juice nature intended."- The Reverend Billy Lard

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 22, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

One time (around that same time period for me)

We “breakfasted” a house: eggs, old bread, moldy cheese, and stale donuts.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Everything is better with bacon.

by cuppingmaster on Mar 22, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Toilet paper worked well too

man I hate to think how much damage we did back in middle school.

by sirbed on Mar 22, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's "Afterbreakfasting"

"Cheese is the fruit juice nature intended."- The Reverend Billy Lard

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 22, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

WE ALL DRESSED IN BLACK

WE SNUCK UP AROUND THE BACK
WE BEGAN TO ATTACK
THE EGGS DID CRACK ON (where’s Joey?) HAY-ZUES’ BACK.

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by Leopold Bloom on Mar 22, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not like the crack that you put in a pipe

but crack on your forehead, here’s a towel, now wipe.

"People need to get over the concept of TMI. Mammals are drippy. Deal with it." ~Gaijin_Suketto

by Elvez on Mar 22, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's tough working for family

sorry dude.

If you have already sacrificed a lot I could see just walking out. BUT considering it’s family it might not be a good idea. Depends if you care how they will react and what future family gatherings will be like.

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by micdog2001 on Mar 22, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

well, future family gatherings will be

non-existent as I’m through with these people. I’ve tried to be a good son, brother and brother-in-law, and they just take take take.

I’ll be doing any and all future sonning/brothering/brother-in-lawing from 3,000 miles away.

In other words, start looking for a job and a place to live for me, miscreants. I’m coming home.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 22, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

well there you go

take off!

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by micdog2001 on Mar 22, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good for you Bloom

Life is too short to live in a place (Florida for you) that you hate and from what you’ve posted the job itself didn’t seem to give you much satisfaction.

Good Luck and now go kick California’s ass!

by sirbed on Mar 22, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

FINALLY

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Mar 23, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

If someone was pushing me out but then wanted

me to stay a little longer while they went on vacation….well I don’t get mad easy but that would make me mad.

by sirbed on Mar 22, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

true

I would be upset.

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Mar 22, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would tell them to fuck themselves with a rubber hose,

but I seem to get a strike every time I tell someone to do that around here :)

"Cheese is the fruit juice nature intended."- The Reverend Billy Lard

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 22, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that supposed to be uncomfortable?

I’d think trying to shove one’s own head up their ass would be more uncomfortable. Tell them to do that and if they can, they can do anything else they want.

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Mar 23, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

As I say to myself often

“What’s the worst that could happen?” In this case, since you’ve already been fired, I see no reason to continue to work there unless you want the money. This, however, doesn’t seem to be the case.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Everything is better with bacon.

by cuppingmaster on Mar 22, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Martin Lawerence and Danny Devito could make a movie

That’s the absolute worst thing that could ever happen.

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Mar 23, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Directed by Uwe Boll?

Or Tyler Perry?

Taken down with hearts alive, our hearts alive.

by danmerqury on Mar 23, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it wrong

that I kind of love Tyler Perry? He was in the newest Star Trek, too. That kind of blew my mind.

by lynnzgal on Mar 23, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol, I know, it was like "hey, what's he doing there?"

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Everything is better with bacon.

by cuppingmaster on Mar 23, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worth a damn.

which is surprising because he writes the hell out of the rest of it.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 24, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

until you really think about it (not a slam on you, because I enjoyed the movie and ending also)
What kind of lifestyle was he living before his death that would make him fail to notice that no one could see or hear him? He assumes his wife isn’t speaking to him because he’s “neglecting their marriage.” In the days right after he died, did he think she was mad at him for getting shot in the stomach? And what about everyone else? Does he also assume all waiters are suddenly assholes? That the girl at the supermarket check out finds him too hideous to make eye contact with? That taxis won’t stop for him because he’s balding?

And how does he get the assignment to treat the kid anyway? Nobody hired him, being a ghost and all. Does he just approach random children in churches and start giving them free psychiatric advice? That’s no way to run a business, ghost or not, and we’re pretty sure it will get you thrown in jail.

8 Classic movies that got away with gaping plot holes

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by micdog2001 on Mar 24, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked the Sixth Sense.

The ending was awesome. The problem is he keeps trying to recreate the awesomeness of the ending of SS.

Oh, and micdog, he does cover all that with a few different lines, basically the kids explains that they don’t know they’re dead and people believe what they want to believe. It’s obvious he wants to believe he’s still alive.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 24, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

but his wife not looking at him or touching him?

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Mar 24, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

been there, done that

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Mar 24, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

I guess they did hint at him thinking there marriage was on the rocks.

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Mar 24, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

I jumped to a conclusion only slighty off. Perhaps I should get more sleep instead of reading frat boy articles about movies?

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Mar 24, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Vilified as a psychotic ogre"

Have you actually ever done anything violent to/around them?

"Cheese is the fruit juice nature intended."- The Reverend Billy Lard

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 22, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

violent? no.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 22, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Concentrate your energies on packing and getting ready to leave

If you have spare time to work at the sign shop while you do that (since I think you have previously established there is nothing else to do in Florida in your spare time) then fine. If not, then walk out.

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Mar 22, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

sound advice.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 22, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I second this, my dear.

Life is also too short to have this kind of bad blood between you and your family (I know you love them). Just be very clear that you won’t have time to work any but the minimum hours, because you will be getting ready to leave.

by lynnzgal on Mar 22, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in agreement here too

It’s not likely that you can up and leave this instance, you’ve probably got some packing to do, contact the landlord with your 30 day notice, arrange for the movers, etc…do the minimum hours you need to do, and get your shit in order to move back here.

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Mar 22, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Invoke the 24 hour rule.

Don’t say or do anything until you’ve had at least 24 hours to cool down. Hell, he’s your brother and you originally wanted to help him out for some reason or another. I assume the reason is still valid. If you’re still angry this time tomorrow, then tell him that the whole situation is eating at you and that you’d just as soon leave now rather than risk a falling out with him. Then shake hands and bid him ado.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Mar 22, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Run, don't walk, away.

"People need to get over the concept of TMI. Mammals are drippy. Deal with it." ~Gaijin_Suketto

by Elvez on Mar 22, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

agrd.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 22, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry to hear about the troubles, mate

But hey, you’ll be coming closer to many of us, your baseball loving brethren. As for your more genetical-type family… well, I like to take the high road (i.e., work for them through whatever rough patch they’ve got going on), but that’s just because I like to maintain a certain level of smug superiority.

You’d be well within your rights to tell the people who just fired you to piss off. Even when it’s family. Especially when it’s family.

"Smokey, this be not the foul jungles of the darkest East Orient. This be ninepins. We are bound by laws."

by Joey C. on Mar 22, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come home, Bro.

I’m not going to say that bad feelings between you and your family doesn’t matter, because it does matter. The thing you need to realize, however, is that continuing at the sign shop isn’t going to help that any.

So since it won’t help anyway, stop doing what makes you miserable. Get out, come back West, chill out for a spell, and then when you’ve regained your sanity you can reconnect and start repairing things with the family.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Mar 22, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably too late in the game to be posting this,

and I doubt many of you will be amused by it, but it certainly tickled me:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/front_page/8578061.stm – Smithy’s Sport Relief Rant.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Mar 22, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

200 comments for this WLD

oh, make that 201

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by micdog2001 on Mar 22, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

some scammer is posting craigslist Ads using my address

for an apartment for rent for $650 less than I’m really advertising. and yet, I can’t find the Ad on craigslist. perhaps it has been deleted but people still have it printed out or something.

203

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
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by micdog2001 on Mar 22, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait a scam on Craigslist????

wow that’s never happened it’s usually just site serial killers use to find victims. Oh and 204

by sirbed on Mar 22, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

the only e-mail repsonses I get from craigslist Ads

are scams/spams. People are afraid to e-mail the Ads because of all those scammers.

oh, and I’ve lost count.

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by micdog2001 on Mar 22, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

89

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by Leopold Bloom on Mar 22, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

minus you comments

and sirbed’s it might be 89

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by micdog2001 on Mar 22, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Captain America movie

Chris Evans is going to play Cap and I say BOO!!

They better not make Cap a comedic character in the movie. Evans seems a little to skinny also. I’m scared to see who they pick for Thor.

The link also has a trailer for “The Losers” which has Chris Evans in it and cements my disappointment with the pick. Although the movie looks kind of fun in a popcorny kind of way.

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by micdog2001 on Mar 22, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

thanks!

I barely remember him from Star Trek so I guess I’m OK with it. I wonder how they are going to make him look huge and muscular like Thor should be?

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
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by micdog2001 on Mar 22, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Mick...

what are you gonna think in 10 or 15 or 25 years when they remake all the movies they’re remaking now?

Are you gonna be just as excited?

I’m just curious, not trying to provoke anything.

"Cheese is the fruit juice nature intended."- The Reverend Billy Lard

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 22, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is a good question

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
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by micdog2001 on Mar 22, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

and I'm not sure

I’ll let you know after I watch the new Highlander and Monster Squad. I’m pretty sure I’ll be fine with sequels. the reboots and remakes might be a different story, maybe when I get older it will bug me.

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Mar 22, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was actually pretty great in Sunshine.

He’ll make a good Captain America.

Taken down with hearts alive, our hearts alive.

by danmerqury on Mar 22, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess he was good in that movie

and wasn’t comedic. Hopefully you are right.

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Mar 23, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tell me, how many eggs will a chicken lay?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 22, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

are you thinking of becoming a chicken farmer?

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
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by micdog2001 on Mar 22, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe move to Petaluma.

Mic, you’re the one who reminded us about 30 in 30 show tonight, right?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 22, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope

it was someone else in the game recap I think. The schedule was all screwey because of the Mauer press conference so the 30 in 30 was on the top of the hour. Luckily I recorded the MLB tonight show and 30 in 30 so between the two I got the whole A’s preview. Dan Plesac called Ellis “average” defensivley which is very ignorant or uneducated. Maybe he thinks so because Ellis doesn’t really make a ton of flashy plays but still it kind of pissed me off. he kind of underated the entire A’s defense.

 I live in Novato, which you probably know is only about 15 mins from Petaluma. My company owns a apartment complex in Petaluma called Capri Creek apartments, they are pretty nice. The manager got hired the same time that I did and she is a very nice person.

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
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by micdog2001 on Mar 23, 2010 2:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

How strange.

I was thinking the same thing regarding what he said about Ellis. It’s strange how informed I am about this one team and completely ignorant of the other 29. I would take them at face value for the other 29, but found myself mentally correcting/criticizing them about half a dozen times in the half hour I saw.

On a related note, thank you esplaining why my dvr failed me.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 23, 2010 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

it'll replay several times over this week, just get it again

I got the 10PM rebroadcast no troubles.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Everything is better with bacon.

by cuppingmaster on Mar 23, 2010 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

is it an hour long or only a half hour?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 23, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

1 hour

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by micdog2001 on Mar 23, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

If it weren't for chicken, Petaluma never woulda reached its height

m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!

by JediLeroy on Mar 23, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its a cover.

He’s really moving there for this.

by lynnzgal on Mar 23, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds so dirty.

Nope, that’s not it, gf.

(but I might move there for this….best sammiches ever)

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 23, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing

it sounds a little porn.

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by micdog2001 on Mar 23, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

"like" porn

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by micdog2001 on Mar 23, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Petchacaluma!

I had no idea they had bbq! Its my favorite thing, in case you didn’t notice.

by lynnzgal on Mar 23, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've lived in the area all my life

How is it that I’ve never heard of it?

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Mar 23, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lombardi's?

Petalumans don’t talk about it with non-Petalumans. I’ve dated two (and married one) and both, completely unaware of the other, took me there.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 23, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Basterds

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Mar 24, 2010 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow!

My dad lives in Petaluma, and he’s never mentioned this place….I think I need to go pay him a visit….

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Mar 23, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

AN Day at Lombardi's?

Ooooh, do they have a TV? We could do a Chez Lombardi’s for a road game!!

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Mar 24, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't see any TVs.

But we could bring a radio and let our imaginations run wild.

…though now that I think about it… I have no clue how great the radio signal is up there anymore. I forget what I did last year to listen to games on weekends I was visiting my folks.

by LoneStranger on Mar 24, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

And, of course,

there’s this,

And this,

And this.

And not too far away, this, and this and this.

by lynnzgal on Mar 23, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course,

The real reason is that its one of the most beautiful and pastoral places in CA and pretty close to everything. Am I right?

by lynnzgal on Mar 23, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You bean following me with a video camera for the last eight ot ten years?

If so, those girls all knew I was seeing other people.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 23, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's a film in there somewhere.

He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!

by OldhamA on Mar 24, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

There is always

this too. It’s a nice place, even if it can end up as an unofficial class reunion a couple times a year.

by LoneStranger on Mar 24, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Star Wars funny

Han Solo Gets the Final Piece of the Puzzle

250, suck on that

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by micdog2001 on Mar 23, 2010 11:58 AM PDT reply actions  

that's awesome.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 23, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

CNN advocates

dumpster-diving.

If that’s not your thing, there are some other ways to get free food today.

don't grow up too fast / and don't embrace the past / this life's too good to last

by goldfish on Mar 23, 2010 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I make chocolate chip banana muffins!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 23, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do!

Oh, wait. I get it.

I’m a bad doggie.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 23, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

:-D

Now…you’re gonna make it up to me, right?

by lynnzgal on Mar 23, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

um, yes?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 23, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha!

Well, don’t strain anything falling all over yourself there. :-P

by lynnzgal on Mar 23, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

we were comparing sports-related head injuries during game thread the other day...

but we weren’t on this level. [knocks lightly on our collective wooden heads]

poor kid. get better gunnar!

don't care if i ever get back.

by AV on Mar 23, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

link or it didn't happen.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 23, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the poker players in my game asked me to do her draft for her on Saturday

which would totally make sense within the context of our poker game, because I’m the biggest baseball freak, but in reality is quite laughable.

Me… fantasy baseball… ha ha ha!

"Cheese is the fruit juice nature intended."- The Reverend Billy Lard

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 24, 2010 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm the same.

In the grand scheme of things (probably not in terms of AN, et. al.), I know A LOT about the A’s. I still really don’t know anything about the other 29 clubs. In fact, to say I’m uninterested in them probably is a disservice to disinterest.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 24, 2010 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

no wonder you haven't gone to any spring training games yet.

If the A’s don’t play, Bloom stays away.

As for the fantasy thing, I don’t even know how the league works. Supposedly she’s going to email me a list of who she wants to draft. I hope it’s a deep list, but if it’s not, then I’ll do the best I can improvising with the rest.

At either rate, I’m going to try to get Rajai Davis and Daric Barton on her team, whether they’re on her list or not.

"Cheese is the fruit juice nature intended."- The Reverend Billy Lard

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 24, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

well don't purposley sabatoge her chances at winning

by drafting A’s.

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by micdog2001 on Mar 24, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB.TV Premium

Alright, it’s getting awfully close to the season opener. I need to make a decision on how I will be watching A’s games and I need to make it soon. Can those of you who have MLB.TV PREMIUM tell me if it’s worth the extra twenty bucks?

by LongLiveLangerhans on Mar 23, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes.

He steps to the left, he steps to the riiiiiiight. That Amos Roberts, he'll make you look shite!

by OldhamA on Mar 24, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Done and done.

I now have no reason to ever leave my room again.

by LongLiveLangerhans on Mar 24, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as you don't live in the Bay Area

Then yes.

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Mar 24, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Slusser is SO on top of things

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
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by micdog2001 on Mar 24, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha

That’s what he — oh, forget it. I’m going back to school.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Mar 24, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes 19 HR in 98INN.

Like the K rate, but everything else is pretty scary.
I hope this doesn’t mean someone else is looking beat up or worse than already reported.

by brian.only on Mar 24, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like with Allstate

We are in good hands.

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by micdog2001 on Mar 24, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that we have reached 300 comments

I think it might be time for someone to make a new WLD. Hopefully one with stuff AN people actually like.

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
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by micdog2001 on Mar 24, 2010 11:59 AM PDT reply actions  

Don't look at me,

I’ve got enough stuff on the front page already, and I have another fanpost happening tonight.

by lynnzgal on Mar 24, 2010 12:03 PM PDT reply actions  

yum.

you got it.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Mar 24, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

that link sentence makes NO sense

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by micdog2001 on Mar 24, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I grew up watching not the cartoons but the live action TV series

with Adam West. So, that icon is the one I am most partial to.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Everything is better with bacon.

by cuppingmaster on Mar 24, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved the Animated Series that started in 1992

that show is still good today.

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by micdog2001 on Mar 24, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know exactly which one I like best,

but I think I like the ones with the small head/no neck over the ones with the prominent head. The tall head and wide wings make me think of someone who is protecting the people, which isn’t quite right for Batman. He’s more of the type that hides in the shadows and does what is right because he is punishing the bad guys, not because he’s protecting the good guys. The no-neck logos seem more in the shadows to me.

by LoneStranger on Mar 24, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Evil little no-neck maahn-stuhs.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Mar 24, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of sentences that don't make sense,

How freakin’ illiterate is Rotoworld?

The Rangers, who was just picked up Ramirez from the Yankees earlier this month, was set to be send down to Triple-A before the trade.

Damn. That’s bad even by their standards.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Mar 24, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they've contracted their ticker out to African spammers.

"Cheese is the fruit juice nature intended."- The Reverend Billy Lard

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 24, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by micdog2001 on Mar 24, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

More Batman with Lightsabers

this time fighting Darth Vader

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by micdog2001 on Mar 24, 2010 12:44 PM PDT reply actions  

And

Darth Vader riding a cat into battle

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by micdog2001 on Mar 24, 2010 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess this is the place for Edwar Ramirez news

The only thing I could find about scouting this guy was a post on another forum -

The scouting on Edwar, is a 90-92 MPH fastball, and a plus plus changeup. He has a slider too, but thats just a show me pitch, that he might use to sneak in a strike to start the at bat or something. Basically uses the slider like once every time out. Main pitch is a nasty slider, that he can break left or right (thus hampers both right handers and left handers). Fastball is not all that great, but when combined the changeup, its good enough.

"-i never said half the things i said." --Yogi Berra

by Ovale Fan on Mar 24, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

How many sliders does he have again?

"Cheese is the fruit juice nature intended."- The Reverend Billy Lard

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 24, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like three...
  • the one that is his “show me pitch” (I’m going to call that his Missouri pitch)
  • the one he uses like once every time out
  • his main pitch, the nasty one

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Mar 24, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The slider comment is confusing

Like I said that’s some guys post on MLB forum and it’s all I can find.

"-i never said half the things i said." --Yogi Berra

by Ovale Fan on Mar 24, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like a nice even comment count of 350

no one else say anything!

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by micdog2001 on Mar 25, 2010 10:56 AM PDT reply actions  

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