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DLD 2/16/10 - From the Vault


One of my favorite things to do recently is go through the Sports Illustrated vault, reading about random things. Here's a few A's-related links to keep you entertained:

Star-divide

8.8.94 - The Big Heart (former A's DH, future Hall-of-Famer Frank Thomas)

He asked Mama on the phone, How come you're never around anymore? And when is Pamela coming home? But nobody had quite explained how quickly this stupid leukemia thing happens. She came home from Egleston Children's Hospital in Atlanta one weekend, without her hair but with a smile that looked like she had been saving it up her whole life. Three months later she was gone. Pamela died on Thanksgiving Day in Atlanta, just like that. And he wasn't even there.

He's a man now, and he knows it happens to families. He can go to her grave in the section they call Babyland at Riverdale Cemetery and almost keep from crying. But when you're nine and they just took your favorite person that's a hurt you don't think will ever go away.

 

8.6.07 - The Legend of Jack Cust

For 10 years everyone had been waiting for the arrival of Jack Cust--the folks from this area of central Jersey, the major league scouts who have seen the preposterous home run potential, the statheads who have followed him through the minors, extolling his discipline at the plate. But for 10 years Cust bounced among five organizations, making only cameos in the majors. The lefthanded slugger was becoming a real-life Crash Davis, a minor league lifer who batted .285 with 1,058 hits and 191 home runs in 1,089 games entering 2007. "Every year I'd come home," Cust says, "I'd get the same questions: 'Why haven't you stuck in the majors yet? Next year's the year, right?' "

7.17.00 - Bay Area Bombers (the last time an A was on the cover of Sports Illustrated)

"That's us," Jason Giambi says. "Sit around and wait for the three-run Jimmy Jack." Pafiltes is what shortstop Miguel (Miggy) Tejada calls home runs, a word that he loosely translates as "Pow!" Oakland, which held the wild-card lead last year as late as Aug. 29 before fading, is making itself heard.

9.17.90 - From Bench to Bleachers (Billy Beane)

"I had been thinking about getting into some front-office work after I retired," Beane says. "But when this opportunity came up, I figured, why wait?" His advance scout's salary won't approach the $150,000 he made last year as a big leaguer, and the travel can be grueling, but Cathy and their baby girl, Casey, now have a permanent home in Rancho Bernardo, Calif.

For four or more days each week Beane scrutinizes the next team on Oakland's schedule, marking the idiosyncrasies of each player on his intricately detailed charts. He is especially mindful of any weaknesses that the A's might be able to exploit in an upcoming series. On the day Oakland is to meet the scouted opponent, Beaneusually takes an hour and a half to deliver his report to La Russa and the A's coaching staff, either in person or via a telephone conference call.

"He has a very analytical mind," says La Russa of Beane. "He knows what to look for, and he's not afraid to have an opinion."

 

4.1.68 - A City of Complexes

"We're proud of Oakland and want people to know where we're from," said Charles O. Finley—who is from La Porte, Ind.—shortly after disembarking in town and announcing that the A's would wear OAKLAND on the front of their uniforms, home and away.

This was a very important thing to Oakland, for two of the other teams—the Clippers and the Seals—first had been named just California. Pressure, subtle and from the Oakland Tribune , was applied to the miscreants, who, seeing their sin, quickly changed their names to OAKLAND. This makes people happy in Oakland. Everybody knows whereOakland is now, the people say. And indeed everybody does. Oakland is located in all the standings.

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Fangraphs gives us their Oakland Athletics Top 10 Prospects list. No Grant Desme :’-( And they put Pedro Figueroa at number 6, interestingly.

Baseball Prospectus’ Will Carroll gives us the Oakland Athletics Team Health Report (subscription required, but non-subscribers can still read some A’s content). Guess what? There’s a lot of injury risk in the A’s rotation! Duke and Sheets we know about, but he even gives red lights to Brett Anderson and Trevor Cahill (somehow, Braden is absent here). The rest of the team looks pretty good though.

"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying" - Ichiro

by Philip Christy on Feb 16, 2010 12:03 PM PST reply actions  

The saddest part from the team health report

The Facts
Days Lost: 1,154
Dollars Lost: $16,505,153.53
Injury Cost: $15,046,250.00
Thanks, Chavvy!

by stormtown on Feb 16, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

The Pop World Cup

This is a pretty fun site, songs from each World Cup country compete as they will in the real World Cup, in their groups and everything.

by stormtown on Feb 16, 2010 12:10 PM PST reply actions  

+1

It’s one of those articles you want to re-read continuously.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Feb 16, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

YonYonson likes this.

"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige

by YonYonson on Feb 16, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I can't stop watching it! That cake he's running by and watching is HiLARious!

A Ballade [for the Angels Fan], by Eustache Deschamps: "We are cowardly, ill-formed and weak / Aged, envious and evil-spoken. / I see only fools and sots / Truly the end is nigh / All goes ill."

by paris7 on Feb 16, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

That's awesome

It’s really hard to stop watching it. Over. And Over. And Over. And Over.

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Feb 16, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah.

A smile.

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Feb 16, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

This is very awesome

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Feb 16, 2010 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

The rosettes look like googly eyes

The cake is looking back at him. What’s your hurry, big boy?

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Feb 16, 2010 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

< paging iglew >

i remember seeing that gif on mccovey chronicles a few weeks ago, very funny.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones."
-BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Feb 16, 2010 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, I'm late. It's busy season.

Note to ironliver: When posting an animated image (or any large image), we prefer you use a subject line so that the comment can be collapsed.

Doesn’t need to be anything meaningful, just any character so that the subject line appears.

Thanks.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Feb 16, 2010 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I like Seabass

but I’m wondering how many “biggest contract ever”s we can keep giving out. How many is that now? Kelly, Asomugha, Lechler, and now Jano?

Always the summers are slipping away.
Find me a way for making it stay.

by danmerqury on Feb 16, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Wouldn't it be nice if the Raiders could hand out

the biggest contract to the best QB or LT or a DE who can get the other teams QB? I like Sebass too but that’s a lot of money for a kicker. I wonder if any team in NFL history has ever had the highest paid kicker and punter?

by sirbed on Feb 16, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess I should have said

I wonder if any other team besides the Raiders has had the highest paid kicker and punter?

by sirbed on Feb 16, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, at least whenever the Raiders stall out around the 40, they will have a scoring chance

But yeah, if Al Davis were still alive John Madden was still part of the team, the Raiders would’ve drafted Michael Oher in the first round last year. At least then JaFatAss might have a second longer to throw more picks.

Hey Al, just go away, baby.

by doctorK on Feb 16, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

The Raiders get to the 40?

Wow you’re an optimist doc. I liked the idea of Oher as well as a good OT is worth their weight in gold.

It’s so obvious that the one thing the Raiders need the most is a GM under age 80.

by sirbed on Feb 16, 2010 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Interesting article

on the correlations of highest paid player by position to team regular season wins. Obviously it should be taken with a grain of salt but never the less it’s interesting.

http://www.twominutewarning.com/nflfranchiseplayer.htm

"-i never said half the things i said." --Yogi Berra

by Ovale Fan on Feb 16, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for the link Ovale Fan

Interesting article. I guess the writers of it would think the Raiders made the smart move giving Sebass the big contract.

by sirbed on Feb 16, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

NP Sir

Yea, I suppose they would especially with the difference between kickers and other positions. There are some interesting patterns for sure. All the offensive positions, with the exception of CB, are rated higher then their defensive counterparts. QB’s rank in the middle of the pack due to their high salaries I suppose.

"-i never said half the things i said." --Yogi Berra

by Ovale Fan on Feb 16, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Al is desperate

He fails to understand the front offices inability to manage a cap and roster. Where he needs to spend money is a GM / scouting dept and coaching staff. Unfortunately Al removing himself from all these activities is the first impossible step and the problem.

"-i never said half the things i said." --Yogi Berra

by Ovale Fan on Feb 16, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish 45 year old Al Davis could sit 80 year old Al Davis down

and tear him a new one. 45 year old Al used to be about winning no matter how it was done but the 80 year old Al seems to think that he’s the only one with the right ideas no matter how much that’s been proven wrong the last 7 years. I swear this team is going to kill me!

by sirbed on Feb 16, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Record Contracts

Lechler, Asomugha and Janikowski are all the best at their respective positions. I have no problem with those; however, the Kelly deal was and still is ridiculous. We ranked 29th in the league against the run. He’s not very good as the premiere defensive tackle.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Feb 16, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

You know who had a really bad record contract?

the Romantics.

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury

by Future Ed on Feb 16, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

It won't matter this year without the cap

but depending on the next labor agreement it might be tough on the Raiders cap situation to have all that money going to kickers and one CB.

Of course everything you read right now makes it seem like the 2011 season might be played with replacement players. Someone get Keanu Reeves warmed up.

by sirbed on Feb 16, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Neo!!!

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Feb 16, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

This is from forever ago, and I don't really even think it's all that funny...

but the screen names “O_Captain_Mike_Hampton” and “SchuerholzInCharge” are just comedy genius.

http://dugout.progressiveboink.com/archive/jon95.html

Stewart: "What really needs to be clear is it wouldn't have mattered if there was an earthquake or not. We were going to beat the Giants.

by Elvez on Feb 16, 2010 1:15 PM PST reply actions  

Michigan to part Leyland and his smokes
"Is it banned all over?" Leyland asked.

When told that Comerica Park certainly would qualify as a public place, Leyland admitted it might create a dilemma.

"Really … then I’ve got a problem," he laughed. "Houston, we’ve got a problem."

Leyland did say he would comply with the law.

"I’m not saying that I won’t cheat once in awhile," he said. "I’m not going to lie."

"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige

by YonYonson on Feb 16, 2010 2:49 PM PST reply actions  

This spells doom for the Tigers

without the cigs Leyland’s body is going to realize he’s actually been dead since 2003.

by sirbed on Feb 16, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

I can't say I've watched any of the Winter Olympics

as I’ve lived through so much damn snow this year that the idea of seeing it on TV makes my teeth hurt but I can’t stand the way NBC does the summer Olympics and let’s not forget Ebersol was big on the XFL.

by sirbed on Feb 16, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't worry, there's no snow in Vancouver

"The A's get some action but they do not score..." -Glen Kuiper

"Anyone who calls themselves the Angels Angels should have to start over and ride the short bus." -timmeh from McCovey Chronicles

by Cheezombie on Feb 16, 2010 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Me, my son, Isaac, and our new friend Snowrubiel

representing after the latest big snowstorm in New Jersey…

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Feb 16, 2010 6:19 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

this is so cute!

and damn that’s a lot of snow.

by stormtown on Feb 16, 2010 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't know

I think that A’s snowman could melt under pressure.

by sirbed on Feb 16, 2010 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

It's Chavy!

Stewart: "What really needs to be clear is it wouldn't have mattered if there was an earthquake or not. We were going to beat the Giants.

by Elvez on Feb 17, 2010 7:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I guess from a distance

crumbling vertebrae would look like they were melting.

by LoneStranger on Feb 17, 2010 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

adorable.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Feb 16, 2010 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

So, today marks a few things for me

first of all, my birthday – I am officially Back In My Prime
secondly, it’s eight more days before I leave California
thirdly – I’m heading to Homestead for some beer.

ok, the third is really a product of the first two, but there we are.

I suspect that you think tilting at windmills means something other than what it does.

The ninth fastest thirty year old in San Francisco

by bobnothing on Feb 16, 2010 6:34 PM PST reply actions  

Happy birthday, bobnothing!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Feb 16, 2010 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BOBNOTHING!

(and you’re far from nothing to us)

by lynnzgal on Feb 16, 2010 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks,

amusingly, I got an email from okcupid this morning saying ‘happy 31st birthday, are you still single?’

When did that website become my mother?

I suspect that you think tilting at windmills means something other than what it does.

The ninth fastest thirty year old in San Francisco

by bobnothing on Feb 16, 2010 6:44 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

You only have to worry

when it starts asking when the grandchildren are going to come.

by lynnzgal on Feb 16, 2010 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

What a horrible birthday message! Jerks.

Hey, happy birthday, man.

Always the summers are slipping away.
Find me a way for making it stay.

by danmerqury on Feb 16, 2010 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, I found it more amusing than dispiriting

I suspect that you think tilting at windmills means something other than what it does.

The ninth fastest thirty year old in San Francisco

by bobnothing on Feb 16, 2010 11:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Happy Birthday Bob

I remember my 31st birthday like it was 5 years ago.

by sirbed on Feb 16, 2010 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Happy birthday!

shouldn’t you wait until it’s warmer to leave?

by stormtown on Feb 16, 2010 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Happy birthday!

"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige

by YonYonson on Feb 16, 2010 10:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Happy birthday, Bob!

Prime? 23?

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 17, 2010 12:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Happy Birthday Bob

I’m going to buy you the entire box set of LOTR and send it to you for your B-Day ;-)

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Feb 17, 2010 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay,

We need to have some nraf’s come back now to replace the one’s that are leaving. (sniff)

by lynnzgal on Feb 16, 2010 6:44 PM PST reply actions  

like who?!

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 17, 2010 12:16 AM PST up reply actions  

HarveytheWonderHamster has been looking pretty good at AN's AAA blog.

Maybe it’s time to call him up to the Show?

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Feb 17, 2010 8:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm back

for a little while at least (but maybe for a long while).

Also, my girlfriend got me tickets to opening day as a valentine’s gift! Well, she meant to get them for opening day, but there was a small error. So I’ll be sitting in a nice seat behind home plate for game 2…

…but still a totally awesome valentine’s gift.

by colin on Feb 17, 2010 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Random question I thought I'd ask the smart folks of AN

Do guys remember movie quotes better than girls?

"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige

by YonYonson on Feb 17, 2010 8:51 AM PST reply actions  

I feel like I do

But I think it has to do with lines from movies men tend to like (action movies, comedies) being one-liners whereas quotes from “chick-flicks” and other movies women might like are longer.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Feb 17, 2010 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

You could test that theory by comparing with

men who like chick flicks. Not that anyone would admit to that.

On a related topic: Do women remember movie costumes better than men? How many outfits worn by Rachel Phelps in Major League could you identify?

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Feb 17, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Huh.

They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick

by mikev on Feb 17, 2010 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I admit to liking "He's Just Not That Into You"

But, my affinity for that movie is likely influenced by the appearances of Scarlett Johansson, Ginnifer Goodwin, and Drew Berrymore

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Feb 17, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Its not bad.

There’s an actress in that, Hedy Burress, that steals the show.

by lynnzgal on Feb 18, 2010 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

My girlfriend and I have a 1 for you 1 for me rule

when it comes to movies so I’ve seen a lot of romantic comedies over the years and most of them are fine. I’d rather see a romantic movie over a horror movie anyday of the week.

by sirbed on Feb 18, 2010 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Agree

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Feb 18, 2010 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Depends on the chick flick

Some are pretty good even if overly sappy and/or full of cheese. But cheese can be used to make a great many good meals and tastes damn good on it’s own. And sap makes maple syrup. Not a big fan of that, but I don’t hate it.

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Feb 17, 2010 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I love Pretty Woman

does that count?

I suspect that you think tilting at windmills means something other than what it does.

The ninth fastest thirty year old in San Francisco

by bobnothing on Feb 17, 2010 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

And a pretty good movie too.

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Feb 17, 2010 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, I remember the brown dress with white polka dots.

With a hat. I think she wore it at the polo game, right?

And of course the red dress.

(Um, not that I pay attention to that stuff or anything. Uhhh … football! motorcycles! bacon!)

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Feb 17, 2010 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

If my dating history is any evidence, yes.

Women tend to focus more on the story line and what’s going on. Guys tend to memorize entire battle sequences and dialogue scenes in order to reenact with precise accuracy with their male friends so they don’t have to talk about anything, you know, real.

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Feb 17, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

So my girlfriend is right? Damn

She said that guys are better at memorizing movie lines, and that didn’t sound right.

"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige

by YonYonson on Feb 17, 2010 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I suck at it.

So I go against that. And a couple of chicks I’ve hung out with were great at it.

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Feb 17, 2010 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm quite aware :-)

"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige

by YonYonson on Feb 17, 2010 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

It's going great, thanks!

I started last Monday… but I’m no longer a journalist. It’s weird.

How have you been?

"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige

by YonYonson on Feb 17, 2010 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait! What?!

I am busier than a one-armed paper hanger in a strong wind. But its good.

What are you up to now?

by lynnzgal on Feb 17, 2010 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm a technical writer

Basically, I write owner’s manuals and things of that nature. My co-workers unknowingly love the Oxford Comma, and I get to break them of that.

And wow. I can’t even imagine that metaphor. That must be pretty damn busy.

"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige

by YonYonson on Feb 17, 2010 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Can you please dumb down the owner's manuals Yon

for idiots like me? Lots of pictures would be good.

by sirbed on Feb 17, 2010 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm trying

"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige

by YonYonson on Feb 17, 2010 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Lol!

I’m guilty, and not because I didn’t know better. I just succumbed to the popular American English habit. Hey! All the cool kids were doing it! So now I get to go back to being uncool? Right on!

Yeah. Its a blessing and a curse.

by lynnzgal on Feb 17, 2010 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

It's OK

I just had mean, nasty copy editors in college.

"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige

by YonYonson on Feb 17, 2010 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Were they also brutish, and short?

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Feb 17, 2010 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa, what?

You’re against the comma? And they let you be an editor?

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Feb 17, 2010 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

AP style = no comma

"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige

by YonYonson on Feb 17, 2010 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I know. Been there.

But why are you pushing AP on owners’ manuals? Is that policy, or are you being slyly subversive?

The serial comma is power. Dropping it leads to decline. It’s why America eclipsed Europe as a world power. It’s why newspaper journalism is defunct.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Feb 17, 2010 11:08 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm a former (sigh) print journalist

AP style has been beaten into me, but I’m not completely enforcing it on the manual.

"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige

by YonYonson on Feb 17, 2010 11:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually like AP for most things.

eg, gray vs grey, toward vs towards.

But I do favor the comma.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Feb 18, 2010 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Not at all

I have lots of female friends and they always amaze me with the movies they can quote pretty much from the start to the end: So I married an Ax Murder, Aliens, Pulp Fiction, all 3 Evil Dead, The Professional, O Brother, and the like. I have some really cool female friends though.

Ooo! Piece of candy!

by ChickenStanley on Feb 17, 2010 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay you guys,

speaking of movies, I’m looking at Pop Candy like I do pretty much every day. Whitney almost always has something interesting on there. So I’m scrolling down to her first entry of the day which is kind of like our DLD, and OMG! There is a picture of Roger Ebert from a recent interview in Esquire magazine. I got no warning (and now I’m not sure I’ll be able to finish my lunch), but I’ll give you one. So very sad.

by lynnzgal on Feb 17, 2010 12:41 PM PST reply actions  

I haven't seen it, but I heard he had a portion of his jaw removed.

So sad. Last I heard he was surprisingly upbeat about it, which is just great.

Always the summers are slipping away.
Find me a way for making it stay.

by danmerqury on Feb 17, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I purposely did not link to it.

I was actually seriously disturbed that she did that without warning.

by lynnzgal on Feb 17, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

he can no longer eat food.

His blogging about his condition and aging and dying have been pretty poignant and interesting. He has always been a good writer, and the whole mortality thing has focused him.

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 17, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

And so, I did.

Dead on, Mr. Bloom.

Here’s a taste. (I know, really bad).

by lynnzgal on Feb 17, 2010 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

That was

a great interview. I very much recommend to anyone to read it. It made me smile. Roger Ebert is one of the most amazing people I have ever read, he brings such a joy and good humor to everything he writes about and its only become more so since he lost the ability to speak.

Ooo! Piece of candy!

by ChickenStanley on Feb 17, 2010 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed. I'm reading it now.

The link. And another warning, I’ve already teared up several times.

by lynnzgal on Feb 17, 2010 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

look at those eyes!

Fuck the lower jaw. That boy’s ALIVE.

What an incredible picture.

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 17, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. You are so right.

I know those eyes, and I can’t even begin to tell you how this story has touched my soul.

But, we can start with dinner tonight, and how I thought I was too tired to make it. THAT went right out the window.

by lynnzgal on Feb 17, 2010 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

it does put everything in perspective.

I’m REALLY striving to have a better attitude about sign shop and Florida and my weight and…well, everything.

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 17, 2010 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm glad.

You’re a really great guy, you know.

by lynnzgal on Feb 17, 2010 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm a bit of a bastard.

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 17, 2010 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

You've said that before.

We all have our faults and foibles.

by lynnzgal on Feb 17, 2010 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

oh no.

I revel in my faults/defects/shortcomings. I love to admit and flail.

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 19, 2010 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

It's what makes you so special

in the “ahhh” since and, well, occasionally (though not too often) the “ooooh” sense.

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Feb 19, 2010 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Like when I talk about selling my plasma for beer money?!

{looks up excitedly}

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 19, 2010 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahh... you're so special ;)

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Feb 19, 2010 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

It's a great article in Esquire

I’ve been an Ebert fan it seems like my whole life. I still miss him on TV but I’ve gotten all his reviews sent to my e-mail for years now so at least I still get to read what he has to say.

by sirbed on Feb 17, 2010 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

His blog is pretty awesome, as LB said,

and the interview, too. Its like he’s taking us down his personal Memory Lane.

by lynnzgal on Feb 17, 2010 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, it's been really sad to see

him over the past few years.

don't grow up too fast / and don't embrace the past / this life's too good to last

by goldfish on Feb 17, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Examples?

Always the summers are slipping away.
Find me a way for making it stay.

by danmerqury on Feb 18, 2010 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't want to sidetrack the thread...

But if you follow him for any amount of time you will find it clear he has complete disdain for about half of the people in this country. As part of that half, I think he is a bully and close-minded. I’ll leave it at that.

I still read his movie reviews occasionally though and was a fan until I started following his non-movie musings.

I respect that people are touched by what he is going through, I just happen to be of a difference of opinion when others think he is noble and virtuous for how he handles his situation and for what he writes these days. I probably shouldn’t have brought it up.

by DrDoom on Feb 18, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

In the comments on the Candy

I saw that same take on his twitter. That’s pretty sad, too.

by lynnzgal on Feb 18, 2010 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Updated PECOTA standings again

A’s are now above .500, at 82-80, and in 3rd Place. We’re ahead of the Angels, who are projected at 76 wins.

A’s will have a better offense than the M’s, but worse pitching.
Rangers will kick all our asses.
Angels projected to suck again, with bad pitching.

by Zonis on Feb 17, 2010 5:27 PM PST reply actions  

Don't have a BP sub

Can you see how many games they expect Harden to start?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Feb 17, 2010 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll wait a week for another projection

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury

by Future Ed on Feb 17, 2010 11:29 PM PST up reply actions  

you don't have to wait a week:

You’ll never amount to anything because of your self-esteem issues.

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 18, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Stop projecting on others!

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Feb 18, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

nice.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Feb 18, 2010 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I love this list

of real people with Star Wars style names. Such a nerd!

by lynnzgal on Feb 18, 2010 12:35 PM PST reply actions  

I used to know a guy named "Otak Jump"

He’s still in the area. Maybe someone else out there knows him.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Feb 18, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

the goth girl who I hired for a while in the shop

last year, before I fired my rocker monkey…she’s moving back to Bawlmer on Sunday. Tomorrow night, we’re doing a Return of the Jedi wrap on her hood.

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 18, 2010 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll take pictures.

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 18, 2010 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't even know what that means.

But I’m glad you get a goodbye party with Goth Monkey. She was the best of your monkeys by far.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Feb 18, 2010 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

she was fearless.

and fun to look at.

plus she threatened to stab Canadian Monkey in the neck the first time she met him. Bonus.

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 18, 2010 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Totally your type.

The two of you should run off on a zombie-fighting adventure together.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Feb 18, 2010 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe.

I might not be edgy enough.

by lynnzgal on Feb 18, 2010 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, I meant him and Goth Monkey.

No offense, but you’re not really the zombie-fighting type. Nor am I. You and I can stay home and mind the store.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Feb 18, 2010 11:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah,

I’m gonna need your help with that. Of course, for iglew I’ll just throw a loaf of sourdough bread on the table and let him have at it.

by lynnzgal on Feb 19, 2010 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

anyone wanna see?

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 19, 2010 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I was really sad for her.

She had a guy come down to take her back to Bawlmer and she was really upset—upset stomach, visibly sick. She was using him as a launching pad back to Wire-town, and…I’m not sure she was aware of it. He was like all touchy-feely with her and she’s not that type. She might stab you, but…it was kind of uncomfortable to be around. She was trying to…break free from him without breaking free, if that makes sense.

But we did do a good job on her car.

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 19, 2010 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait

YOU did that? That’s fucking awesome.

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Feb 19, 2010 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup.

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 19, 2010 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

A well deserved Mahna manah

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Feb 19, 2010 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I understand, completely.

She’s not as fearless as she seems. I wish her luck. (she needs to dump him once she gets home, and its never good to rely that way on someone you don’t really trust, or love.)

by lynnzgal on Feb 19, 2010 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

oh no.

The tough ones NEVER are as tough as they seem. It’s the quiet, resilient ones who are truly tough. If you gotta tell the world how tough you are…well…

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 19, 2010 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

the quiet resilient ones

will pump up your self esteem and don’t realize they’re “supposed” to walk away because things get “hard”. The tough one thinks you don’t matter so when the going gets tough, they think it’s cool to just walk away.

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Feb 19, 2010 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

why thank you!

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 19, 2010 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I am a man of multiple interests.

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 19, 2010 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

yay!

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 19, 2010 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Mahna manah

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Feb 19, 2010 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I LOVE it when he leaves the building and phones back.

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 19, 2010 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Hell yeah

And runs all the way to the back of the room and does it too. Seriously, I can’t keep myself from watching it again every once and while and chuckling as I do.

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Feb 19, 2010 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

yup.

thing rocks.

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 19, 2010 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

height tag

<img src="http://upnextinsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/funny-sports-pictures-undertaker-pink-backgrounds.jpg" height=400>

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Feb 19, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks iglew, you da man

img test




You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Feb 19, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

btw

we just started season 3 of Ally Mcbeal. Billy just dyed his hair platinum blonde. When does Iron Man show up?

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Feb 19, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

He's in season four.

At the end of the season they had to write his character out because the actor had to go to jail, and that’s really what sunk the series. They clearly didn’t plan to have him leave, and he just abruptly disappears. With John gone, too, the show never recovered.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Feb 19, 2010 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

John leaves?

bummer, I think he is probably my favorite character. I really like RDJ though so that should make up for it. Too bad he had to go and get arrested and ruin the show.

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Feb 19, 2010 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

He doesn't totally leave.

He’s full time through season 4, but some time in season 5 he stops being a regular and is an occasional guest star instead. Not sure what the story is behind that. I guess the actor needed to slow down for some reason but didn’t need to leave entirely.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Feb 20, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, Ice Cream!

Check this out. I’m thinking April.

by lynnzgal on Feb 18, 2010 12:38 PM PST reply actions  

ooo, that sounds tasty!

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Feb 18, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you also see

this?

don't grow up too fast / and don't embrace the past / this life's too good to last

by goldfish on Feb 18, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh...yum!

That is an awesome combo.

by lynnzgal on Feb 18, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn't it?

Its totally making me starvation central.

by lynnzgal on Feb 18, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I need to get me some.

I tried snacking on a handful of almonds. That fell really short…

by lynnzgal on Feb 18, 2010 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

to the peanut brittle ice cream?!

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 18, 2010 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, to anything, really.

Especially since, when I walked in the door, I was assailed with the smell of hot buttered popcorn (I’m back to eating mostly power foods after pigging out all Winter and my body is still adjusting).

by lynnzgal on Feb 18, 2010 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

It was the littlest niece's 5th birthday tonight.

all day, actually,. but at the party, there was much pizza and ice cream.

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 18, 2010 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

we did...

ice cream cake, actually. Birthday cake flavored ice cream cake ice cream.

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 18, 2010 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Nom, nom, nom!

That sounds so yummy! The boy is getting pizza tonight, sigh. (I won’t eat any. I won’t, I won’t, I won’t, I won’t!)

by lynnzgal on Feb 18, 2010 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

...................

(……..Lynn……come eat us…………..we smell delicious because we are delicious…….)

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 18, 2010 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually,

when I start down this street, I find the smell of cooked protein abhorrent.

by lynnzgal on Feb 18, 2010 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

So, I didn't.

Not one piece. And I’m very hungry, but that’s okay, too.

by lynnzgal on Feb 19, 2010 12:48 AM PST up reply actions  

There's a raw protein comment to be made here somewhere.

But I’m just going to move along…

They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick

by mikev on Feb 19, 2010 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

move along, nothing to sushi

I suspect that you think tilting at windmills means something other than what it does.

The ninth fastest thirty year old in San Francisco

by bobnothing on Feb 19, 2010 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Ice cream cake

might be the perfect food. I think I had one of those 6 or 7 times for my birthday from Baskin Robbins growing up.

by sirbed on Feb 18, 2010 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

They have great icing too

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Feb 18, 2010 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Its all about

that ice cream and cake song

Ooo! Piece of candy!

by ChickenStanley on Feb 18, 2010 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

It's a horrific jingle!

But, it gets stuck in my head every time.

by lynnzgal on Feb 21, 2010 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

And

its done by the Buckwheat Boyz, the same group that did the peanut butter jelly time song.

My roommates and I love the song. We start grooving and singing every time the commercial comes on hahaha

Ooo! Piece of candy!

by ChickenStanley on Feb 21, 2010 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

ACK!

(panting)

You got me, Ice Cream…again.

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 18, 2010 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Mahna manah

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Feb 18, 2010 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

(jumps out from lower screen)

MAHNA MANAH!

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 19, 2010 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

what the crap does that mean!!!

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Feb 20, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

(calls Kermit on the phone)

MAHNA MANAH!!!

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Feb 20, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

great.

I just woke up and now I gotta watch it again.

I’m a junkie.

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 20, 2010 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

micdog

here.

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 20, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

OH!

I love that song, I just never relaized it was spelled that way. thank you sir.

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Feb 20, 2010 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

(pokes head out of toilet)

MAHNA MANAH!!!

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Feb 20, 2010 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

lol!

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 20, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I took a left when I should have taken a right

Happy accident that I popped up in the ladies room though.

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Feb 20, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember the song from Sesame Street,

but I still don’t understand the significance of quoting it. Is there some later pop culture reference I missed, or is this just random silliness and I’m trying to read too much into it?

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Feb 20, 2010 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

No significance whatsoever

It started out as a mini-homage to LB in the form of a +1 to his absurdity and spiraled out from there.

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Feb 20, 2010 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

That's about what I figured....

I think it’ll stick tho – kind of fun!

by Berry Jo on Feb 20, 2010 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

okay

1. Random silliness.
2. There is no club, just join in!
3. or be a stick in the mud. your choice.

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 20, 2010 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

4. Manah Mynah

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 20, 2010 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm sure I'll find my own manah manah moments

Can I be something more glamorous that a stick???

I did enjoy the link to the muppets – I must say.

by Berry Jo on Feb 20, 2010 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

There's nothing more glamorous than a stick

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Feb 20, 2010 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I was anticipating

iglew “stickinthemud” to go that route, not you.

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 20, 2010 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

a duck in the mud.

that might be fun.

QUACK!

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 20, 2010 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

In Soviet Pond

Mud ducks you.

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Feb 20, 2010 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

It's okay

You can just be yourself. Plenty of ways to have fun in the mud.

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Feb 20, 2010 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh oh

Can be a stick in the mud??? Awwwwesome!!!

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Feb 20, 2010 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm torn between #2 and #3

If it’s the Sesame Street version, then I’m club. If it’s the Muppet Show, then I’m stick.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Feb 20, 2010 11:18 PM PST up reply actions  

And if it's the

Svezia, inferno o paradiso version, then I am totally there!

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Feb 20, 2010 11:24 PM PST up reply actions  

that's a youtube viseo.

your inconsistencies are shining through.

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 20, 2010 11:44 PM PST up reply actions  

It's not just any YouTube video.

It’s a YouTube video with hot Swedish girls with ’60s hairdos and with the correct lyrics.

My sister and I used to sing that song when we were kids, and it was not “doo-doo doo-doo-doo”.

Someone has to do some real research around here.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Feb 20, 2010 11:54 PM PST up reply actions  

(sigh)

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 20, 2010 11:57 PM PST up reply actions  

He is SO not in the club

Mahna manah

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Feb 21, 2010 12:43 AM PST up reply actions  

do do dododo

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 21, 2010 1:00 AM PST up reply actions  

How are you not pleased by this?

You know the song had to come from somewhere, since nothing from the Muppet Show is original. It turns out it comes from a campy 1960s Italian pseudo-documentary about sex and drugs in Sweden. How is that not way way cool?

You can have the freaky pink muppets, I’ll take the Swedish hippie chicks in a sauna. I’ll bet Gaijin-Suketto is with me.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Feb 21, 2010 1:51 AM PST up reply actions  

do dodo do

Always the summers are slipping away.
Find me a way for making it stay.

by danmerqury on Feb 21, 2010 2:40 AM PST up reply actions  

cause you're cracking on my childhood, man.

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 21, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

It's my understanding that they're not real words

it’s just scat.

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Feb 21, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking baseball,

and buy me some. But, yes! That works, too!

by lynnzgal on Feb 18, 2010 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

check out Oaklandsi's fanshot

Urban Spring Training Flip Cam Videos

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Feb 20, 2010 1:08 PM PST reply actions  

you know those phrases you need to type in to verify you aren't a spambot?

this was my latest one: haycock courtesy

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Feb 20, 2010 1:21 PM PST reply actions  

well, it would be courteous

to the young woman or man in question if you removed the hay first.

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 20, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Where's Don?

I’m eating Cheese Its.

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 20, 2010 1:44 PM PST reply actions  

He's frantically trying to wipe the hay off is... hey! You have Cheese its!!!!

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Feb 20, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

MAHNA MANAH!!!

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 20, 2010 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Doo Doo Doo Doo

Leopold Bloom on why he loves Mr. Peter Gammons, his best buddy:
"Peter Gammons systematically ignored and/or ran down the A’s in the pages of Sports Illustrated and The Sporting News for a good ten year stretch in the late seventies and early to mid-eighties. Trust me, the c**ksucker hates our team."

by DMOAS on Feb 20, 2010 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Deuchscherer to get minor procedure on his elbow

Slusser story here.

Sounds like it’s a very minor, possibly standard procedure but it can’t be a good sign. I would think if his elbow felt 100% there would be no need for any procedure, minor or otherwise.

by DDroney on Feb 21, 2010 3:24 PM PST reply actions  

D'oy!

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Feb 21, 2010 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

That's a procedure on his sacroiliac, not on his elbow

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Feb 21, 2010 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not a doctor,

but a sacroiliac doesn’t sound like an elbow. It sounds lower.

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 21, 2010 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

It's where your pelvis meets the base of your spine

My left SI goes out of alignment from time to time — I basically have a low-grade, chronic problem with it. Nothing neurological (thank God, knock on wood) so far, but a few times a year it’ll get “stuck” leading to anything from stiffness and discomfort to complete seizing up of the left side of the lower back, wrapping around the hip to the front of the leg, so that I can’t sit, or get up, or move without lots of pain. Only thing I’ve found that helps is chiropractic adjustment, and me mobilizing the hip all the time to keep if from being uncomfortable. I’ve never had a cortisone shot or anything else like that for it.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Feb 21, 2010 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

so it's kind of like a low-grade sciatica?

… and therein lies the tension between discouraging free rodent upgrades and relying on random walkup business. LB, you should tarp your kitchen. And move to San Jose. -mb

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 21, 2010 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, in my case the sciatic nerve isn't involved (knock on wood)

Here’s a picture

The sacrum and the ilium can “slip” so they don’t sit together the way they should. When it happens to me, it feels like the left half of my pelvis is pointing in the wrong direction — too far to the left, rather than forwards. Really uncomfortable and painful, with really compromised mobility, but not because the sciatic nerve is irritated. It’s just the bones sitting uncomfortably and the muscles getting very angry about it.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Feb 21, 2010 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

ah, my bad

My degree from Hollywood Upstairs Medical College fails me again!

Anyhow, add back problems to the list.

by DDroney on Feb 21, 2010 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

My medical degree fails me again, as this is the same injury.

I will now cease reporting injuries. Refer to the injury fanpost!

by DDroney on Feb 21, 2010 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

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