Game Thread Game 162, part 2: A's v Mariners
We head to the final home stretch of the season.... A's have the bases loaded with one out, Carter up.
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Chris Carter strong.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Big, beefy arm!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Burninatin' the Mariners!

If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.
better?

If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.
Dale...that's not a grand slam.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Damnit.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
As I was saying...
… I’d really like someone to photoshop the opening titles from Star Wars to say CHRIS CARTER: A NEW HOPE, and the text below it says something like, “This motherfucker is huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge!”
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Touchdown Texans
Raiders give up the big play to Foster, 74 yards.
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Yeah...wtf.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
KK was saying that Braden looks gassed
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Oct 3, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
makes total sense
If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.
Wanted to See Yankees Rangers in the ALDS
That’s probably not happening now that the Yankees lost.
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Twins and Yankees now, right?
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Oct 3, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
heh.
can you make a pretty chart for us anyway? with like, happy joey faces, and sad joey faces.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
If only my technical skill could keep up with my flippant remarks...
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
That'd be the kicker.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Could end up
Phillies/Reds
Giants/Braves
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No but it means both the Yankees and the Rangers can be eliminated in the ALDS.
That’s very good.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Yankees are going to smoke the Twins, methinks
We’ll see, though.
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Oct 3, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Sabathia twice, though?
I don’t know man, I’m not optimistic.
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Oct 3, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Like a Catholic schoolgirl's skirt after it went through three dryer cycles on HIGH
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
by Englishmajor on Oct 3, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
No way
Second-generation Unitarian + public school = no uniforms.
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
I'm a third-generation Unitarian.
At least. Not sure about the great-grandparents, but my grandmother was president of the local … what do they call it? “fellowship”? something like that.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
Some are fellowships and some are churches
The one I went to as a child was called a church, the services had a fairly traditional structure, and we sang a lot of standard hymns with the lyrics tweaked a bit. I had to relearn them all later in an Episcopal choir and kept thinking, “What? This song isn’t about Jesus, it’s about being grateful for the trees and stars!”
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
I like the "peace on earth, good will to all".
I used that in a setting of Longfellow’s “I heard the bells on Christmas Day”.
I guess I still have some of the Unitarian in me.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
Also, the whole
really good at discussing things but not so good at actually doing them. That’s very Unitarian.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
When I was in catholic school and the girls wore skirts
I prayed for static cling
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Oct 3, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm absolutely infuriated with the fact that Donaldson has seen no playing time
There’s no fucking excuse for running Suzuki out there nearly every day these last 2 weeks.
So much better to put Donaldson out there. You showcase a guy for a possible trade if you keep Suzuki, or you put him out there to see what he can do over regular playing time for a little bit.
AN: Where you will be an A's fan or Dallas Braden will show you the repercussions of your actions.
He got an at-bat today, didn't he?
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
can't watch it anymore.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
they think they're the A's?
"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus
But it's not the last minute.
The last possible minute would be in the tiebreaker.
If you mean the last actual minute, well, duh. In that sense you always lose in the last minute, because as soon as you lose that’s the end.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
I do know what you mean, and I think you're wrong.
Last minute would be in the tiebreaker.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
Yours is the pedantic last minute.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
F U GARCIA!
"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus
what
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
If the Giants are going to lose it
It’ll have to come in the 9th, heart-break style.
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Come on Denorfia
do something!
"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus
GO GO DENO!
"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus
the one
"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus
With the actor... you know, the one who's always standing up
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Well, that certainly was unexpected
Raj doublin’ up like Smokey the Crab told him to!
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
do something nitty
"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus
Just want to point out that yesterday was the 5th anniversary of Bill King's last game as a broadcaster
I remember listening on my computer, while I did stuff in the kitchen, to the last game of the season, a meaningless game in Seattle, because I wanted to hear Bill and Ken one last time before the end of the season. I’m still thankful I tuned into the game.
I’m remembering Bill today, listening to the A’s radio PXP of a meaningless game in Seattle, while I do stuff in the kitchen.
I really hope Bill makes it to the HOF this year.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
We had lovely clips of Bill earlier this morning on This Week In A's Baseball
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
I scored the poetry without the aid of additional caffeine
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
Yesterday I composed a tune for the ballad,
but I’m not entirely happy with it. I think it needs to be reworked.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
David Eckstien - See Scrappy
Definition – Scrappy: Composed of scraps
"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus
COME ON PADRES
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I love you, Mark Ellis
I hope to see you in green and gold again in the spring, Dakota Boy.
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
It would be really sad if this were his last game with our boys
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
lof him
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Give it up like you know you want to, Jairo.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
fast and loose
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Count the Former A's in this game
Jario, Tejada, Denorfia, the burning remnants of Barry Zito, Cunningham, Hairston… who am I forgetting?
"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus
wow that many?
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Oct 3, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, not in THIS game....more like in the Giants game
And Guillen, who the McC folks are ready to murder as soon as they get done with Zito. You could also include Hudson in the sense of his contribution to the Braves’ win.
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
YES! SCRAPPY! GIMP!
"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus
OMG!
Thank you! GIFT.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
That was a Padres type hit
Not leaving the infield.
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there was a high grit factor on that hit
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Oct 3, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahahahah..Casilla messed up!! He's OUT. In comes Ramirez
CT ..."he’s not just an asshat with a mic" - cuppingmaster
Three Run HR for Miggy?
I’ll settle for a 2 run Double….
"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus
baske in his glow, dan.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
damnit, you too?
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Oct 3, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
That is the title of some very hack-y sportswriting piece in the future
I guarantee that.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Hope they give cup a cut.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
2% bitches
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Oct 3, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
he IS gritty
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Oct 3, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
So I lost the short-tall question when
Rajai got on base, right?
How many more does Dannybot need to score?
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
Don't ground out on the first pitch!
"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus
Ball 1!
"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus
Dallas' arm falls off?
why is he out so early?
"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10
NO DON'T SWING AT THAT!
"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus
To the stretch in Seattle
Didn’t seem like long ago that game was ahead of the Padres game by an inning.
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Remember Tejada! WWGFD!
"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus
what you said
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Oct 3, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally Rags?
Really, Giants? Dumb.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I wonder if they have the absorbency of a Sham Wow
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rally dave rigetti?
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Oct 3, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
they didn't manufacture
they put two Kuala bear hats together and prodded them with viagra
"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus
just missed it
"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus
Come ON Miggy!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
wow
where was that pitch? haha
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
More outside then they're admitting.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
M's Freeze Cam of 2010 storylines
has Cliff Lee in an M’s uni morphing into Cliff Lee in a Rangers uni, and Wakamatsu morphing into their new manager. Heh heh.
that was ball 4.... miggy... remmber WWGFD!
"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus
girlfriend?
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
This guy

"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus
Good Fuckers?
Great Fishermen? Godly Firefighters? WHAT?!?!
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
All this Gnats talk
is making me sick.
I mean, GO PADRES!!
"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10
was that a tiger on the M's cast humping a rail?
"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus
There's a whole parade of mascots at Safeco?
I’m not sure why.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
(doing Miggy Magic fingers)
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
Tejada refuses to walk
"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus
hey guys
has it going this final A’s game of 2010?
You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}
With a win
do the A’s have sole possesion of 2nd?
"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10
Good
thats what I wanted to hear.
"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10
FUCKING TEJADA
swings at 3 straight balls, K’s
"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus
$^%$&^%(*&^*R%$&%%!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Unless Scott Hairston is going to work some magic... yeah
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Oct 3, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, technically,
not everything. /iglew
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Damn straight.
What did I call fribble anyway? I’ve already forgotten.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
PowerSearch
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Well, I'll be damned. So I did.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
dictionary.com
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
well screw it, the Giants are in the play offs
can someone torch Phone Booth before it starts though?
"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus
This.....think positively now more than ever!
CT ..."he’s not just an asshat with a mic" - cuppingmaster
To Hire these guys?

"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus
I have a whole kitchen to clean
play nice while I’m gone
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
I charge by the half hour
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Oct 3, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember, if we trade ‘Don’t ya Tell Henry‘, he’ll be the next Jairo
"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus
I haven't eaten anything all day, and I really need to go shopping.
And yet…I can’t get myself to leave until these games are over.
have some rum
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I have some butternut squash soup here
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Oct 3, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
yum, cupmeister.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
add a teeny bit of creme fraiche, chives and a dash of chili or jalapeno oil.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I have cranberries, walnuts, and sour cream
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Oct 3, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I have Albertson's brand rye bread.
Yes, that’s right. I’m eating plain bread. No toast. No sammich. Just bread.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
Russian or Jewish?
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Oct 3, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
The bag just says "Deli Rye",
but it’s Jewish. It’s not as good as Orowheat Jewish Rye, but it’s OK and it’s much cheaper.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
and we are supposed to be, what, shocked?
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 3, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Rye brand is hardly plain iglew.
Plain Fail.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
hmmm you're right
Plain Albertson’s brand bread would be better for him
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Oct 3, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
*white bread
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Oct 3, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I love rye bread.
I hate those fake “white” breads that are packed up with nasty chemicals.
Rye is my first choice. Then wheat or some generic multigrain. Sourdough is also good.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
Oh?
I assumed they were loaded up with preservatives like Twinkies.
But I’m no expert. I just know they’re nasty.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
No
They basically remove all the healthy elements from wheat to make white bread. It’s what makes it plain.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
Hmm. That's weird.
Is it like cutting off the crusts?
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
Similar I'd imagine.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
Justin Morneau?
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 3, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
delivery burritos?!?!?
want.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
i iknow! it's totally rad.
they aren’t the best burritos in the world, but they are pretty damn good and we don’t have to leave the house
Ms. Jesa
I was clever enough to order a pizza last night
so I’m set for food until tomorrow, — but I have a ton of work to do and I’m not doing it.
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
I have lots of work to do as well...
the end of baseball season will (hopefully) make me much more productive.
In the meantime, I’m sitting here reading Bleak House while watching the A’s. It’s an interesting combination.
no, we have fribbly playoffs
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
The frubble with fribbles
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I don't know if that's a word.
But I will look it up on www.dictionary.com
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
...which I will watch. But it's not the A's, and not every day,
so not as much of a time commitment.
me either.....I was just thinking. I can do it tomorrow night.....no baseball ;-(
CT ..."he’s not just an asshat with a mic" - cuppingmaster
Ryan Webb sighting!
2.90 ERA
"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus
Damn we manufacture relievers!
"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus
Ziggy in high socks!!!!
+2 for me and Berry Jo if he comes into the game.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
If he comes in, it will bring my net on that question up to zero.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
Oh wait, no. It would be +1
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
did you light a match when you were done?
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Oct 3, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
The city dump sure could use some Febreeze.
Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.
what did you dump?
electronics?
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Oct 3, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
a bunch of trash, and recycled some cardboard and fluorescent bulbs
Free dump weekends in Sunnyvale are great.
Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.
Damn, I have some batteries and wires here to dump
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Oct 3, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Were there seagulls there? I loved to go to the dump when I was a kid because of the seagulls.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
seagulls - yes
In the spring, they also let a bunch of goats graze on the landfill to cut down the winter growth vegetation.
Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.
goats at the landfill?
Were they really, really fat goats?
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 3, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Goats at the landfill
needs to be the title of something.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
band name
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Oct 3, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
imagine how jealous other goats must be of them.
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 3, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Do they still use goats in Joaquin Miller Park?
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
Sounds like one of Monkeyball's former college bands
Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.
I'd post pictures from last spring
Except for two reasons:
1. I’m not using my normal laptop right now.
2. If you have to ask ….
Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.
The last time the A's finished with a .500 record they went to the world series the following three seasons.
I hope they hold on today and history repeats itself.
ditto
without, of course, the outcomes of two of those three series
Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.
Something about a sweep and a walkoff HR?
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
Misspelling.
He meant to say fribbliest, ie most fribbly, ie most like a fribble.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
I think he meant to bother you.
In which case, mission accomplished.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Alright!
Now let’s get some insurance runs
by elephantbaseball on Oct 3, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions
Don't ya tell henry that
"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus
Are you guys having a partywithout me?
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
Quick! Hide the balloon animals!
"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus
I knew it!
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 3, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry, I said that wrong
it should be: Quick! Hide the balloon, animals!
"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus
hullo!
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 3, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
opossum there with you?
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 3, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Does he know you ocheated on him with an Opossum?
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
ogus.
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 3, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
That sounds more like something Attijah would do.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
Hey- never mind, you're right.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
(hides pie)
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Oct 3, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
cup....is this....pie behind your back?
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 3, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
(hides shaving cream bottle)
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Oct 3, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
did I hit a buttload of RBIs?
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 3, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I love SuSlu.
Susan Slusser susanslusser
Another multi-hit game for Ellis. Pick up that man’s option! #Athletics about 1 hour ago via web
(She says, totally objectively.) about 1 hour ago via web
thats what she says
"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus
Take us on home, Ken
Take us on home.
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
poor shoes.
Know what would make you feel better? Friending me on facebook.
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 3, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
G-ONE
"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus
KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZ
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
certain players going out with some bang and flair
alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for september = relax, take it easy, and don't struggle.
KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.
Where the FUCK are all these HRs coming from?
Good lord.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
from the terrible Mariners pitchers
You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}
But with a great history.
He used to have a very attractive neatly trimmed full beard. Then later he shaved it off piecemeal and as a result looked hideously fascinating. And now it’s all gone.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
one mor etime
Koouuuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}
Awwwwww don't end baseballlllllllllll
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
baseball never truly dies, pam.
It just goes away til next spring.
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 3, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
we don't need to talk about that
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Oct 3, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, it did die that year.
I remember the picture on the USA Today…
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 3, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
the one with the sad face
by that unknown fan?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Oct 3, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
yup. Damn, he was a handsome man.
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 3, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm gonna miss my boys.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
The radio and TV broadcasts are oddly in sync.
I should have been doing this the whole time.
Love you, KenKo.
WAS JUST GONNA SAY THAT!!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I thought everyone did?
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Oct 3, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I tried on the TV game yesterday, but it was off.
Weird, but the at-bat-cast was before the tv. Didn’t know tv was on delay. But I couldn’t watch it that way.
Your poem here.
Usually not synched up enough
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I usually live with the delay
If you sub to MLB.tv premium, they started doing overlay of radio over the TV audio. But, it’s like a 20 second delay to live.
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Oct 3, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm now kind of disappointed he'll finish below Mendoza line
It’s easy to forget he was 0 for 32 two weeks ago.
"Rollins helps them with the small ball when he's not in the lineup." - Joe Morgan
I'd like to reiterate that Cypress Hill really needs to do an orchestral version of "Insane in the Brain"
It’s just too good.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
I want them to do an instrumental version of "Hits from the Bong"
so I could play it after stories about Prop 19.
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
what they do after work?
alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for september = relax, take it easy, and don't struggle.
Set to soothing classical music/old(ish) school hip-hop!
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
NPR types and Unitarians
Practically the same thing, you know.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
Well, some of the Unitarians are Pacifica listeners
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
I did a couple of gigs as a substitute
at the Unitarian church in Seattle near the U District.
I really liked the pastor there. (Or whatever they call him. The guy who gives the sermons.) He was awesome.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
Or Minnesotans
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
i'm on with kenko too. (chokes up)
alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for september = relax, take it easy, and don't struggle.
yay- I just sold my digital converter box and now I have cat food money!
So people who answer Craigslist ads do show up sometimes. huh.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I see you naked in an empty trailer with nothing in it, but fat, happy animals.
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 3, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
At least they aren't feasting on me!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
that's your last sacrifice.
That’s the last panel of the cartoon.
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 3, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
It would be fitting, except who will care for them once I'm a picked over carcass?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
See?
Or imagine?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
um, imagine.
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 3, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
cause I was gonna say -
good multi tasking if you’re looking in her window and commenting in the game thread
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Well, I have been known to gamethread from the shrubs...
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 3, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
bushes woulda been funnier
tsk tsk
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
shrubs is good.
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 3, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
but, that means you have no TV?
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Oct 3, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Even with a rooftop antenna I could only get 2 channels in good weather and none in bad weather. Also couldn't watch the A's without cable.
So I’m stuck with comcast and struggling to pay for it.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Dish? DirecTV?
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Oct 3, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Same problem with over the air- no line of sight.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I live in the woods. In the hills.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
no: BFE.
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 3, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
in a nutshell.
I mean saying BFE puts it in a nutshell. I don’t live in a nutshell.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
you wanna be put in a nutshell?
That’s kinda kinky.
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 3, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Put her in a pumpkin shell
and there he kept her very well.
That is one creepy nursery rhyme.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Seriously.
Lots of creepy nursery rhymes. I find it intriguing.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
But I love it here, living with my forest critters.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I should change my sn to critter.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
all year
annoying, but at least you can mute em.
"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus
It's really annoying when you're listening to Gameday Audio.
The gameday commercials’ audio just runs over the radio feed, and they don’t care.
Yeah, that's what just happened to me.
I was really confused, wondering where the extra sound was coming from.
Capitalism 101
If you can milk money someway, do it.
"Rollins helps them with the small ball when he's not in the lineup." - Joe Morgan
To be fair, it can't be cheap to run gameday.
That includes all of the PitchFX data streamed in live.
If you're gonna wear elbow guards and shin guards and whatever else the hell these guys wear at the plate
You should have to run the bases with it on
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I'm pretty sure theoatmeal is the best webcomic out there
Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.
I had it on the wall in the sign shop.
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 3, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
RIP Sign Shop
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
simone.
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 3, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Literally belongs to an interest group of words.
Words that are their own opposite.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
ha! Gayroller 2000 FTW!
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Oct 3, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
when to use i.e. in a sentence
excuse me while I go fix a flyer I just printed out.
You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}
The Breslowatron 2010 has been activated
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
Initiate Protocol: Retire Batter
Eliminated Variables: Batter Handedness, Save Situation Stress.
Related Protocols: Kill All Humans [Inactive].
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Commence Movement From Bullpen To Mound
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
Balletic
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
that'll end well.
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 3, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Last Best Hope up for the Padres
"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus
pop out
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Oct 3, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I want Ziggy.
Needs more socks.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
and A is Gone
not gunna bother with that game anymore
"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus
drK?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
wrong PC - don't have a bookmark on this one
Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.
que nobody cares about your fantasy team
"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus
ONE MORE OUT!!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Our team is awesome and full of WIN
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
Well the Giants are about to clinch the NL West
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Not yet, but...soon.
I don’t use this lightly, but: FML
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
EQC-gasm on Seattle TV just now.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
Kristin Bell?
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Oct 3, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
guessing a gaggle of adolescent Japanese girls
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Ding ding ding
And bonus points for matching the collective noun.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
was really the only choice
plus, alliteration.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
In spite of everything, you and I still have a mind link.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
in spite of everything?
what’s everything?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
social incompatibility,
disparate interests,
etc.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
.
Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.
Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: a waste of desert sand;
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Wind shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 3, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
can you give me your loose interpretation?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Yeats was a loony.
His spiritual beliefs were the equivalent of EN’s political beliefs.
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 3, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Loose interpretation:
The coming of Christianity, that is to say modernity, destroyed the natural magic of the pre-rational world.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
Oh, nevermind.
LB’s interpretation is better.
I love the loonies. I like Graves, too.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
poet generally equals loony.
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 3, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
The Goddess loves to whip her poets into a frenzy
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
Erato as dominatrix.
I like it.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
Yes, but the apocalypse was Christ's birth.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
I guess I was thinking more the second coming.....
CT ..."he’s not just an asshat with a mic" - cuppingmaster
tl:dr
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
you have the attention span of your cats.
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 3, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I do no- ooo a squirrel!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
see below.
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 3, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
cute one
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Indeed.
And it’s just a coincidence that she’s prettiest in pictures that show armpit.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
iglew likes armpits.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
sry.
all i got.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Though it's not my thing, another armpit shot might help

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
That's not showing on my browser.
But I’m pretty sure I know the picture.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
Armpits are sexy.
It’s not a fetish. I like lots of lady parts and armpits are just one of many. But for some unfathomable reason they get no respect.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
dude, liking arm pits on a woman is a fetish. Sorry.
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 3, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Raise your hand if you're sure.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Well, clinically speaking...
… nothing’s a fetish unless it absolutely has to be present for the fetish holder to perform sexually. But I’m still kind of with you on this one.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Agreed
And I think I have detected copious amounts of intelligence via her interviews. Brain: melted.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
oh to be blonde, hot and smart
the holy trifecta
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I actually prefer brunettes myself
I just make an exception for Ms. Bell.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
damn
I’d do lots of things to her.
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Oct 3, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd like to, but I'd literally piss my pants if I had a chance
Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.
that would probably ruin your chance.
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 3, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
wear black pants
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Oct 3, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus, again?
Anyway, I know what I’D do to her: Gawp at her until it became clear that she expected me to speak at some point, then make a series of vowel sounds before turning around and leaving.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
She's really short, too.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
A gaggle of pretty Japanese girls in the stands.
Then when they noticed the camera was on them they started jumping up and down and screaming.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
Cheesy?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
nah, he swore us off last night.
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 3, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
He's a moody lad, that Cheese boy.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
he'll be back
they always come back
or, he’s lurking right now! HI CHEESEY!!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Yeah, I didn't think he was serious about that.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Is anyone ever serious about that?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I was. I just changed my mind 5 minutes later.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
he was. and he will return.
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 3, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
He didn't even leave right away anyway.
He said he’d leave…and then he was still around two hours later.
EFF
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
everyone's a bot now?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
ack
alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for september = relax, take it easy, and don't struggle.
First Seabass FG attempt today
And good from 39 out.
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That was not a good move
Turned him around to his best side.
Breslow overworked and looks like shit
Geren once again is a fucking moron
only 317 comments as of right now
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Oct 3, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
That site dried up months ago.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
FUCK ME GODDAMNIT AHJSFOEIWHJFOEWIHJFOWEIFJWEOKFJWEOJKOEJOI
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
nail, meet coffin
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Oct 3, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Pam's QOL dropping steadily.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I guess a sweep was too much to ask for
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Oct 3, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not going to begrudge them their moment
After all, their fans are going to have to watch us win the World Series (AGAIN) next year — I guess we can put up with their getting to play three or four games in the postseason.
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
I just hope Lincecum finds the anti-mojo he had earlier
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Oct 3, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
um. I am.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
yep, I'll begrudge the hell out of them.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
YAY! BEGRUDGE!!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
In fact, if you truly hate the Giants, you should hope for this,
and then another 2002-like meltdown. That would hurt them the most.
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 3, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm a non-discriminate Giants hater
I hope they fail on every level.
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Oct 3, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I, for one, am not going to watch their celebration.
CT ..."he’s not just an asshat with a mic" - cuppingmaster
HA ha ha!
We get to hear Savage doing the F. H. Dailey ad one more time.
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
LL
Oakland sweeps first 4 game series ever in Seattle? How fitting
by Kermit. on Oct 3, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions
Why couldn’t we end 2008 like this?
by JLC on Oct 3, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
yay.
and, I’m sad.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I was all tired of baseball.
Now I don’t want it to end.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I know. Sad day is sad.
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 3, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
A's baseball perhaps
But there’s always the fun of going into November baseball.
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Yeah but my heart ain't in it.
My heart’s even in THIS stupid game. Doesn’t even need to be. But, it’s the A’s.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
it's how it gets us. We are truly hooked.
we will even watch post season – because we LOVE.THE.GAME.
CT ..."he’s not just an asshat with a mic" - cuppingmaster
In the bullpen where his high socks are going to waste.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
Oh nos the 9th inning stress
Let’s go Bres-low!
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Oct 3, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions
There is no point in playing for the tie and extra innings in the final game of the season when you've lost 100 games
Last of the Ninth - Photography
and this is why they've lost 100, potentially 101
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Oct 3, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Infinite sadness ensues
Is it too soon to start missing my Green and Gold?
I'm here to talk about Don
NO!
I’m having a moment over here. :(
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Don't fuck this up Breslow.
Get this guy to hit a double play grounder here.
81 wins for pitchers, 81 losses for the hitters
or it least it feels that way.
You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}
It does seem right.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
Get a fucking DP now, please
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
squirrel just ran across fence in back yard. Good omen.
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
Raiders putting on a Tease
4th and 16, ball tips around, INT, game over…
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poor Bryan
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 3, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't laugh this time.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
make sure to tell him that when you see him. I'm sure he'll appreciate you for that.
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 3, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sure he threw his seat again.
Which is interesting because his seat was originally bolted down.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
you are kind of lucky he didn't kill you then.
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 3, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
cagey breslow. heh
alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for september = relax, take it easy, and don't struggle.
WHAT
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Pickoff & Balk?
I hate that law firm!
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
Looks to me like he stepped toward the plate
Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.
you and the home plate ump.
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 3, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Not until after he stepped to first and threw.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
Yep
Fosse can be a bit of a homer at times
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Oct 3, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa.
and
Woe.
Totally works that time.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Halman on 2B
Just got the 2nd out.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
Hey, I just noticed Breslow
is an anagram for Blowers, who does Seattle TV coverage. Did I notice that before? I can’t remember.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
yes. You did on July 16th.
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 3, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy crap.
That was RRS-like efficiency.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
That was a magical day.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
(it was my birthday)
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
WOW.
Thank you.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Ha! Right down the middle.
2 outs!
I’m annoyed that this game is making me nervous. IT DOESN’T MATTER. But, still nervous.
Let's end this shit right here!
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Oct 3, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions
sheesh, ichiro.
alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for september = relax, take it easy, and don't struggle.
OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT
come on
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
YAY!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
I still like Ichiro.
I almost won’t mind if he gives the crowd a reason to cheer.
… oh look, more screaming Japanese girls.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
thank god. yahoo.
alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for september = relax, take it easy, and don't struggle.
.500!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
good thing we put Gross in.
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
like the 19371092nd time we've been at .500 this season
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
How many times was it really?
Somewhere between 0 and 162. Surely someone has calculated it.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
just bat your eyelashes
someone will tell you
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
psssssh!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
uh huh
don’t get all defensive because you fall for it more often than most. it’s what you get for being helpful by nature.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
That doesn't work for me any more.
Not since I cut my long hair.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
and remember what happened the year after
in 1988!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Oct 3, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Gee, 500
whodathunkit
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
SWEEP!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
There should be extra e's for a 4-gamer
SWEEEEP!
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Oct 3, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
YEA!!!
MIDDLING RECORD COMPLETE!!!!
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Oct 3, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions
2nd PLACE! 2nd PLACE!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
That's it. Done. Finis. The End. Finished. No Mas. The passing of a friend.
I'm here to talk about Don
Finishing ahead of the slegnA
is a small consolation prize but a good one.
Lauren asked for something else.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
We're number two! We're number two!
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
Not gonna go to the Giants.
I’ll just feel sadder.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
and you'd have to look at Brian Wilson's beard
maybe we should tell him that hockey players shave theirs off for the playoffs.
That beard is hideous.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
looks like a Fidel Castro beard
(don’t ban me)
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
too much hair....needs to trim and thin!!
CT ..."he’s not just an asshat with a mic" - cuppingmaster
Congratulations!!
One-time exemption
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Oct 3, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I for one had more baseball fun this year than ever!!
CT ..."he’s not just an asshat with a mic" - cuppingmaster
My thoughts exactly,
It’s been slim pickings since 2006 and this year gave me a good sense of hope.
That rug really tied the room together...
by Streams Of Whiskey on Oct 3, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Way to finish boys, now let's roll that into next season
when you’ll have a much more potent offense
I'm feeling nostalgic.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
.500 and 2nd Place
Congrats to the A’s on their season and can’t wait until 2011
by elephantbaseball on Oct 3, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions
(finds hipster attire)
alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for september = relax, take it easy, and don't struggle.
81-81
It’s not a winning season, yet it’s not a losing season.
It’s alright I guess.
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
When you honestly look at the lineup
It’s very impressive.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Oct 3, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Next broadcast from Mesa, AZ!
Ahhhh! Wahh!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I think I'm actually going to make a point to listen to CTs national show during the offseason
10PM-12AM PST
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Oct 3, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
well...not me.
But I’ll make an exception and listen today for a bit. At some point I should shower before I go to dinner.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
he said this morning he'll talk A's
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Oct 3, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Dating tips from Pam.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
huh?
showering?
Yes, that’s a very important dating tip.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
It's the bare minimum
Way important than flare.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Oct 3, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
showering is probably primary toward dating.
So would (pay attention, Dr. K) not peeing on yourself.
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 3, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
For a first date, sure, but ultimately
a good test of compatibility is if you like each other’s smell even when sweaty.
Now I suppose all you prudes are going to say I’m fetishing again.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
well, there is phermones, but that's not sweat...
When was the last time you rented "Dances with Wolves"? -Michael Imperioli
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 3, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
No, I mean sweat.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
Sexual sweat is good, labor sweat can be good or bad. Nervous sweat smells awful.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Removing pigeon poop from your hair probably would help too.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Only around 135 days left
til Spring Training!!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Oct 3, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
We need a little countdown widget on the homepage
since we have 189 others. One more won’t matter.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
hahaha
thats for sure
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Oct 3, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Then they can sell sponsorship of it
and add a like button
I'm here to talk about Don
by OptimistPrime on Oct 3, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Print this button.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
well
this site does have a free widget!
http://www.jarusa.com/daysuntil.htm
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Oct 3, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't rush it. We've got Christmas to look forward to!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
screw xmas
I want baseball!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Oct 3, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
gasp! Take it back. Take it back right now!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
xmas costs too much lol
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Oct 3, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
cat toys and millet sprays aren't expensive. oh, you spend it with humans.
Tell them the spirit of Christmas isn’t about presents. It’s true!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I can't believe those asshole Padres choked
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Oct 3, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
11 fucking games in a row
Had they won even one of those…. different story today
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Oct 3, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
There will be a celebration in the clubhouse with sparkling cider
and plain toast.
I'm here to talk about Don
We're something like 87-75 in Pythagorean standings
I think our run differential is around +30. Waaaay better than the Angels’.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
The quest for the first title in the SF begins
Although how the media makes it bigger than the Cubs drought is beyond me.
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
Have a good one!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
yum, have fun!
they are (or were) BBQing out on the deck today!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09




























