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DLD 10/27 - When true A's fan show themselves...


Yes, the Gnats are playing some interleague game tonight (go Rangers) against the next coming of Orel Hershieser (go Cliff!). But we A's fans are not haters, we still support local Bay Area teams (go Warriors!). With that in mind, here comes a couple of links/posts to demonstrate our "support":

Hicks: A's fans, it's OK to (sort of) enjoy the Giants' run

And from a VP of my company who had the cajones to send this out via email to everyone:

 

All this delicious non sequitur-ing just to wish the San Francisco Giants my best wishes for their quest for their elusive title (dare I say their white elephant?) in the 2010 World Series, which begins tonight here in San Francisco. Hey Giants fans, only three more titles after this one if you guys happen to win it this year to catch up with the A’s.

 

Good luck Gnats (go Ronny!), make the Bay Area proud (Rangers in 6)! :X

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I hope the WS goes seven.

Quite frankly, I don’t give a crap if someone’s a “true A’s” fan or not. There is going to be some great baseball played over this next week or so, and TRUE BASEBALL FANS have a lot to savor.

F**k geographical homerism and F**k other sports in the cornchute. this is World Series time, and I’d be psyched even if my two least favorite teams were in it (which is exactly what happened in 2005).

"Burt Reynolds witnessed the conception of his own dad, and frankly, that's what's wrong with him."- TPDMTD!

by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 27, 2010 10:56 AM PDT reply actions  

You hate the Astros?

And the last remnants memory destroys.

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 28, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I severely dislike the city of Houston and the Astros.

I love Chicago, but severely dislike the White Sox, due to their evil ushers, and a certain “old fat white racist Chicago” part of the fanbase.

"Burt Reynolds witnessed the conception of his own dad, and frankly, that's what's wrong with him."- TPDMTD!

by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 28, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember the White Sox part.

and the Houston part makes sense upon retrospect of your criteria. It’s not a pleasant part of the country.

And the last remnants memory destroys.

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 28, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don't like living in fear?

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Oct 28, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bed is going to be living in [Cape] Fear soon.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Oct 28, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, it was Cubs fans who had the "Horry Cow" Fukudome shirts

Wouldn’t you find old fat white racists pretty much everywhere?

www.zekeishungry.com

by thejd44 on Oct 29, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

True... except the fat white racists at Wrigley were nice to me,

and the ones at Comiskey 2 were THE USHERS!

"Burt Reynolds witnessed the conception of his own dad, and frankly, that's what's wrong with him."- TPDMTD!

by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 30, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the VP of your company

that’s a great email. :)

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Oct 27, 2010 10:57 AM PDT reply actions  

I talked to Zach from the band Rogue Wave yesterday

He says, “There’s a World Series going on? I haven’t heard about it. All I know is the A’s season ended a few weeks ago.”

True A’s fan. Love it.

by Billy Frijoles on Oct 27, 2010 11:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Rogue Wave is a great band

I have even more respect now.

There is an evening coming in/Across the fields, one never seen before,/That lights no lamps. -- Philip Larkin, from "Going"

by Ray of Lite on Oct 27, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

FWIW were either of you Creeper Lagoon fans?

In a way, Rogue Wave reminds me of them, a little bit anyway

There is an evening coming in/Across the fields, one never seen before,/That lights no lamps. -- Philip Larkin, from "Going"

by Ray of Lite on Oct 27, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely

Loved Creeper Lagoon. Still fire up a little Sharky on occasion. And yes, I hear the resemblance.

by vertig0 on Oct 27, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

+100000000000

Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel. - Yogi Berra

by SoCal As Fan on Oct 27, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Go Texas

I hate the NL and as far as I am concerned, it is INFERIOR. I also hope it goes 4 games and the Rangers hit 45 home runs a game.

by Trainman on Oct 27, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

There are many reasons I don’t root for them, but I’m especially sick of the paid slobberers from KNBR and the Chronicle (Ralph Barbieri, Ray Ratto, Bruce Jenkins, Scott Ostler, even 2010 Marty Lurie . . . ), not to mention that platinum-grade buffoon Krukow.

There is an evening coming in/Across the fields, one never seen before,/That lights no lamps. -- Philip Larkin, from "Going"

by Ray of Lite on Oct 27, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I’m quite that extreme, but I definitely want the rangers to win. Also this helps against my coworker who’s a giants fan :p

by tomoyo on Oct 27, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, the next person that tells me I should root for the "bay area" is getting form tackled, P-52 style.

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by mikev on Oct 27, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

ouch!

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by designatedforassignment on Oct 27, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike...you should root for the Bay Area.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 27, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

next time I see you.

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by mikev on Oct 27, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 27, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, that smile will be wiped clean away.

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by mikev on Oct 27, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure I could take you.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 27, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

only because you're a girl.

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by mikev on Oct 27, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um...

{shuffles feet, tries to act casual}

Can I watch?

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Oct 27, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rawr

I’m betting 5 bucks on Pam at the next bbq.

by tomoyo on Oct 27, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

In most contests, that

higher center of gravity wins.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Oct 28, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

For wrestling you’re better off having lower. Better leverage to lift and take down.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Oct 28, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I get that.

I said in most contests, ie, non-wrestling. Mike would agree. He is an outspoken fan of the high center of gravity.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Oct 28, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, right

But following the chain, in this contest, the lower center of gravity and/or willingness to actually follow-through wins it.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Oct 28, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I forgot to add the

“Although he does win this contest…” part.

I thought it was implied, but I guess I thought wrong. It seems like a common theme in Internet discussions that when someone says A and you reply by adding B, everyone gets confused if B does non contradict A because it is just assumed that you wouldn’t be replying except to disagree.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Oct 28, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

that comment made my brain hurt.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 28, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine too.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Oct 28, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who isn't, really?

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by mikev on Oct 28, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE is such a fucking badass!

AN: Where you will be an A's fan or Dallas Braden will show you the repercussions of your actions.

by stranahanahan on Oct 27, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

And yet, somehow, the team has managed to squander the best part of his career.

It’s pretty damn impressive actually.

"We don't want our people to be preoccupied with seminude, crazy men jumping up and down who are chasing an inflated object," said Sheik Mohamed Osman Arus, head of operations for the Hizbul Islam insurgent group.

by PaulThomas on Oct 27, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Niners are depressing

It’s pretty sad how expectations were moderately high for the niners this year too. What a waste of talent, of course I think San Diego is the winner for greatest waste of talent. Any team with a #1 offense and defense should not have a terrible record.

by tomoyo on Oct 27, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they need a real coach lol.

Niners have sucked for years now, maybe last year was a shiny glimmer of absolutely nothing.

PWilly is a beast though. So not all is lost in SF, only this year.

"I thought it was going in," Warriors center Chris Hunter said. "It looked like the invisible man tipped it away at the last second."

by kenntoe on Oct 28, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not physically capable of reccing this enough.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Oct 28, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRRRRRRRR

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 27, 2010 11:16 AM PDT reply actions  

hell is getting chilly?

If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.

by cityplANner on Oct 27, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh, yeah.

Take your silver mod tubescreamer, your dr. z, your nocaster, put them in a pile and burn them. if god gave you a thousand years, you still couldn't touch this. you can't f***ing keep time to this.

by Elvez on Oct 27, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got it through hardball talk

but this is the best analysis ever.

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Oct 27, 2010 11:23 AM PDT reply actions  

...
To that I say: Bah! Not to dump on the stathead set, currently holed up in their fathers’ attics hand-printing “Why I Hate Baseball” pamphlets, but such sober-minded analyses leaves out the most crucial part of all: The intangibles.

I quit reading after this.

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 27, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a joke, you can open your eyes again.

A's Fan in Sweden

"Some of us know him as the a-hole who piled into Ray Fosse in an All-Star game (it's why Ray is the way he is folks)" - OptimistPrime

by travdog6 on Oct 27, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah - I see that now

As usual, a big reading FAIL to me – this thing is actually quite hilarious.

Momentum: The Rangers and Giants both ride into the World Series on the crest of a one-game winning streak. That’s something to build on. But since momentum equals mass times velocity, Bengie Molina negates himself and drags his teammates down with him. Edge: Giants

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 27, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this line
Watching the Rangers pinball around the basepaths in the ALDS and ALCS, you’d think they were being chased by knife-wielding sociopaths

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 27, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this line
Watching the Rangers pinball around the basepaths in the ALDS and ALCS, you’d think they were being chased by knife-wielding sociopaths

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 27, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

frick

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 27, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

76 is more than 53.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 27, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 27, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah he didn't adjust for having the pitcher bunt.

shoddy analysis.

What we’re asking is for people to stop pretending that ipse dixit counts as a "source." When you make a claim about baseball, you should be willing to put some reasonable amount of effort into explaining why it’s correct if someone asks you to. That’s basic respect for the other poster. - PT

by designatedforassignment on Oct 27, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

fucking terrible.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 27, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fantastic
Grititude: This, of course, is the elusive combination of “grit” and “attitude” found in speedy white guys under the height of 5’11". Neither Giant nor Ranger players slide into first base quite enough for my liking — why get there faster when you can get there dirtier? — but both teams delight in leathery flourishes, like junk-adjustment and aggressive chest-bumps. The Rangers would score higher in this category if Elvis Andrus traded in his pompadour for a Brett Gardnerian buzzcut. Edge: Giants

A's Fan in Sweden

"Some of us know him as the a-hole who piled into Ray Fosse in an All-Star game (it's why Ray is the way he is folks)" - OptimistPrime

by travdog6 on Oct 27, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That column was awesome.

It’s like snark but without the nastiness. I wish all the other snarkers would write more like that guy.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Oct 27, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I'm still puzzling over his referring to

“Deep in the Heart of Texas” as a Pindaric ode. It’s not quite Pindaric enough to mean that seriously, but it’s not un-Pindaric enough to mean it ironically.

Or maybe I’m overthinking this….

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Oct 27, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today my Muses,

Lovely violet-haired daughters of Phoibos,
Sing praises of that deep Texan land
Where in its heart large and brilliant
Stars pierce Nyx’s thick black veil,
Where Zeus stretches his heavenly vault
High and wide over Demeter’s bounteous plain,
And the pungent scent of purple sage
Flows thick as the hair of lovely maidens.
In their song I see you again,
Beloved companion of my youth.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Oct 27, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

We do?
…we still support local Bay Area teams…

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs. ~Harry Caray

by UncleLeo on Oct 27, 2010 11:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Yay.

Green unis FTW.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Oct 27, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me, too!

"Good thing you can't hit, otherwise everybody would hate you"
– H.J.S., my ex coach (while drunkenly talking to me during a team visit to a strip joint)

by elcroata on Oct 27, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 year old went to his san francisco pre school

in a stomper t shirt

the 4 year old, chose for himself a raiders shirt

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Oct 27, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

my coworkers are all discussing last night's Glee

Yesterday they were talking about Real Housewives from some random city.

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Oct 27, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where the heck do you work, the Argentine consulate?

"We don't want our people to be preoccupied with seminude, crazy men jumping up and down who are chasing an inflated object," said Sheik Mohamed Osman Arus, head of operations for the Hizbul Islam insurgent group.

by PaulThomas on Oct 27, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

www.instantrimshot.com

"We don't want our people to be preoccupied with seminude, crazy men jumping up and down who are chasing an inflated object," said Sheik Mohamed Osman Arus, head of operations for the Hizbul Islam insurgent group.

by PaulThomas on Oct 27, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Niners fans: We Want Carr

Singletary: No

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 27, 2010 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

When you have a choice between Carr and Smith

Somehow Campbell and Gradkowski doesn’t sound so bad.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Oct 27, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes they do.

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by mikev on Oct 27, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey.

Gradkowski can take a beating like a champ though.

He just can’t get up from them.

"I thought it was going in," Warriors center Chris Hunter said. "It looked like the invisible man tipped it away at the last second."

by kenntoe on Oct 28, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really don't think that we want Carr

Id rather have Troy Smith any day.

What we’re asking is for people to stop pretending that ipse dixit counts as a "source." When you make a claim about baseball, you should be willing to put some reasonable amount of effort into explaining why it’s correct if someone asks you to. That’s basic respect for the other poster. - PT

by designatedforassignment on Oct 27, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carr was a bonehead....

decision by Sing. We should of gotten McNabb. We had better pursue Vick next year or if we get lucky, draft Luck.

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Just play for the name in front of the uniform.." - Dallas Braden

"Oakland is the emotional choice, and could still work, but San Jose really is the best choice." - UncleLeo

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by ST on Oct 27, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its not like McNabb has played phenominally and a 2nd rounder for one year is expensive.

What we’re asking is for people to stop pretending that ipse dixit counts as a "source." When you make a claim about baseball, you should be willing to put some reasonable amount of effort into explaining why it’s correct if someone asks you to. That’s basic respect for the other poster. - PT

by designatedforassignment on Oct 27, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

But McNabb

is still 10X better than Smith….however, looking at our D, probably was wise just to kill the year.

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Just play for the name in front of the uniform.." - Dallas Braden

"Oakland is the emotional choice, and could still work, but San Jose really is the best choice." - UncleLeo

"....there is a little Cust in all of us. " - Athletics fan and runner

by ST on Oct 27, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those rookie lineman, specifically Davis

need to get better. Any QB will get killed playing right now.

"I thought it was going in," Warriors center Chris Hunter said. "It looked like the invisible man tipped it away at the last second."

by kenntoe on Oct 28, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what I want?

An offensive line that isn’t coached by imbeciles.

Alex Smith is an OK quarterback. People keep confusing his failures with the failures of the players in front of him.

"We don't want our people to be preoccupied with seminude, crazy men jumping up and down who are chasing an inflated object," said Sheik Mohamed Osman Arus, head of operations for the Hizbul Islam insurgent group.

by PaulThomas on Oct 27, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alex Smith is an OK quarterback AT BEST

The offensive line argument is old and tired. Even when he does have protection, he’s got no pocket presence, regularly steps up into sacks, and misses throws all the time.

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by mikev on Oct 27, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

old and tired implies that they fixed the o line. they didnt

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by designatedforassignment on Oct 27, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? Two #1 picks and moving guys to their proper positions didn't help?

Smith has had nothing but excuses made for him for all of his 6 seasons in the NFL. Different OC, different system, no weapons, etc.

He’s had Frank Gore in his prime He’s had Vernon Davis. He’s had a couple decent receivers. He’s never produced. The one constant has been Smith, and he hasn’t been good.

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by mikev on Oct 27, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

:headexplode:

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by mikev on Oct 27, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

So um... this?

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Oct 27, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like this

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by mikev on Oct 27, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or this

"The A's get some action but they do not score..." -Glen Kuiper

"Anyone who calls themselves the Angels Angels should have to start over and ride the short bus." -timmeh from McCovey Chronicles

by Cheezombie on Oct 27, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Until now, I had never noticed the eyeballs bouncing like yo yos in this gif.

Great stuff

There is an evening coming in/Across the fields, one never seen before,/That lights no lamps. -- Philip Larkin, from "Going"

by Ray of Lite on Oct 27, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im not saying that they didn't try. Im saying that it didn't work.

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by designatedforassignment on Oct 27, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

At some point you have to actually assign blame to the guy that's not performing.

Not every team in the NFL has a great O-Line. Not every team in the NFL has a bunch of weapons. Sometimes you have to have a good player at quarterback.

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by mikev on Oct 27, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

or design a scheme that lets you complete short quick passes?

I don’t know who would have done that with great success?
Could you tell me with what team such a person did that?

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by designatedforassignment on Oct 27, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

OOH, OOH I KNOW THIS ONE!

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by mikev on Oct 27, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

the alternative is we could just hire turner to be our oc after he gets shitcanned this year.

What we’re asking is for people to stop pretending that ipse dixit counts as a "source." When you make a claim about baseball, you should be willing to put some reasonable amount of effort into explaining why it’s correct if someone asks you to. That’s basic respect for the other poster. - PT

by designatedforassignment on Oct 27, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

basically

another year of excuses for alex?

i say tank the year, fire sing…get harbaugh and luck as a package, hire a GM (dungy, gruden, cower) to run the show.

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Just play for the name in front of the uniform.." - Dallas Braden

"Oakland is the emotional choice, and could still work, but San Jose really is the best choice." - UncleLeo

"....there is a little Cust in all of us. " - Athletics fan and runner

by ST on Oct 27, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

or get a good quarterback.

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by mikev on Oct 27, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

you say that like its a particularly viable option.

who are you going to sign? Tavaris Jackson?

Who are you going to draft that is going to be good enough in the next two years before gore and willis get old?

What we’re asking is for people to stop pretending that ipse dixit counts as a "source." When you make a claim about baseball, you should be willing to put some reasonable amount of effort into explaining why it’s correct if someone asks you to. That’s basic respect for the other poster. - PT

by designatedforassignment on Oct 27, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Luck or Mallet

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by mikev on Oct 27, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

players

FA: Vick, Orton

Draft: Luck, Newton

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by ST on Oct 27, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Luck, Mallet.

Is Newton even draft eligible?

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by mikev on Oct 27, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would you want Cam Newton in the pros anyway?

I mean, for serious, he’s not the most accomplished passer.

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by Joey C. on Oct 27, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's not a pro-set

qb like luck, but can be shaped into the mold of a Vick…athletic qb.

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Just play for the name in front of the uniform.." - Dallas Braden

"Oakland is the emotional choice, and could still work, but San Jose really is the best choice." - UncleLeo

"....there is a little Cust in all of us. " - Athletics fan and runner

by ST on Oct 27, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even Vick was only moderately successful

Not saying I wouldn’t want him right this second, necessarily, just saying that I much prefer pass-first QBs. Luck and Newton can feel free to play elsewhere as far as I’m concerned. I’d even prefer a cannon-armed statue like Bernie Kosar.

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by Joey C. on Oct 27, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

O.o

I guess I’m prefer more of a Steve Young type of qb…mobility and passing. And Luck is probably the closest thing to a pro-style ready qb in college now.

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Just play for the name in front of the uniform.." - Dallas Braden

"Oakland is the emotional choice, and could still work, but San Jose really is the best choice." - UncleLeo

"....there is a little Cust in all of us. " - Athletics fan and runner

by ST on Oct 27, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Granted, we'd all like another Steve Young

In fact, my argument is that Steve Young is the best running quarterback of all time. But that’s at least partially because he was topping the league in passing efficiency all of the time. And he could throw downfield with touch. None of the current runner-types in the college ranks can claim to have as much of a pass-oriented profile as the Stevester did. So I do not want them.

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by Joey C. on Oct 27, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats a strange argument to make..

that if the qb isnt close to the best (young), then we should forgoe them. if i had the pick, i’d take luck, but looks like buffalo will get it with how much they’ve tanked.

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Just play for the name in front of the uniform.." - Dallas Braden

"Oakland is the emotional choice, and could still work, but San Jose really is the best choice." - UncleLeo

"....there is a little Cust in all of us. " - Athletics fan and runner

by ST on Oct 27, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really my argument

My argument is, if they’re not pass-first (as Young was) I’m not interested. These guys aren’t pass-first. The only one who can try to make the case that he is pass-first is Locker, and it’s not a very convincing case since he just recently tried actually relying on his arm (results haven’t been great, to that end).

In short: keep your spread-option quarterbacks unless you want to run the spread-option. Otherwise, give me a guy who can throw.

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by Joey C. on Oct 27, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're saying

Luck isn’t pass first? Have you seen him play, much less Stanford? He is basically pass-only.

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Just play for the name in front of the uniform.." - Dallas Braden

"Oakland is the emotional choice, and could still work, but San Jose really is the best choice." - UncleLeo

"....there is a little Cust in all of us. " - Athletics fan and runner

by ST on Oct 27, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish every QB were like Vick...

except that they raise fighting hamsters and fish rather than dogs.

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 28, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cam is

a Jr. like Luck.

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Just play for the name in front of the uniform.." - Dallas Braden

"Oakland is the emotional choice, and could still work, but San Jose really is the best choice." - UncleLeo

"....there is a little Cust in all of us. " - Athletics fan and runner

by ST on Oct 27, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't draft Luck...

… unless you can give him some time on the bench behind someone to learn. His numbers are great this year, but he’s also got a long way to go before he is truly NFL ready.

by RickeySteals on Oct 27, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Orton? Really? LoL

What we’re asking is for people to stop pretending that ipse dixit counts as a "source." When you make a claim about baseball, you should be willing to put some reasonable amount of effort into explaining why it’s correct if someone asks you to. That’s basic respect for the other poster. - PT

by designatedforassignment on Oct 27, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

You asked for a viable option...

Orton: TDS 11 INT 4 YDS 2,140 RTG 92.1
Vick: TDS 6 INT 0 YDS 799 RTG 108.8
Smith: TDS 9 INT 9 YDS 1,554 RTG 75.0

So you would prefer to keep Smith? O.o

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Just play for the name in front of the uniform.." - Dallas Braden

"Oakland is the emotional choice, and could still work, but San Jose really is the best choice." - UncleLeo

"....there is a little Cust in all of us. " - Athletics fan and runner

by ST on Oct 27, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like to keep Smith

So he can keep the seat warm while Luck learns how to be a big boy.

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by Joey C. on Oct 27, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

No thanks

Lets not let luck learn off of someone who can’t recognize coverage….

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Just play for the name in front of the uniform.." - Dallas Braden

"Oakland is the emotional choice, and could still work, but San Jose really is the best choice." - UncleLeo

"....there is a little Cust in all of us. " - Athletics fan and runner

by ST on Oct 27, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't say Luck would be learning from Smith, per se

Just don’t want Luck starting straight away. Let the kid acclimate.

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by Joey C. on Oct 27, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

agree with you

i would say sign a veteran like orton/vick and let luck take his time for a couple of years.

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Just play for the name in front of the uniform.." - Dallas Braden

"Oakland is the emotional choice, and could still work, but San Jose really is the best choice." - UncleLeo

"....there is a little Cust in all of us. " - Athletics fan and runner

by ST on Oct 27, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You cannot separate that out from the talent of his team

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by PaulThomas on Oct 27, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you think

Smith is?

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Just play for the name in front of the uniform.." - Dallas Braden

"Oakland is the emotional choice, and could still work, but San Jose really is the best choice." - UncleLeo

"....there is a little Cust in all of us. " - Athletics fan and runner

by ST on Oct 28, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope.

And the last remnants memory destroys.

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I believe I pointed to Alex Smith as the main problem earlier in the season

And not so much that he sucks horribly, but rather that his is the most likely position for an upgrade on a team this talented.

I was roundly shouted down.

Glad to see others are coming around.

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by Joey C. on Oct 27, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again, the problem is not the tools of the offensive line players

It’s the coaching. Every 49ers team for the past six or seven years has been constantly plagued by unblocked pass rushers and blown blocks on running plays. It does not take talent to assign a person to attempt to block a defensive player. Talent only comes in when you’re trying to succeed at blocking them.

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by PaulThomas on Oct 27, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flippant remark, so disregard as a serious argument

But the Niners were still going to the playoffs while other teams were running through the line and teeing off on their quarterbacks. For reference, see most of the games they played against the Panthers’ zone blitzing scheme in the late 90s.

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by Joey C. on Oct 27, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I looked this up to compare

1998 – Steve Young sacked 35, 4170 yards, 36 TDs, 101.1 passer rating
2000 – Jeff Garcia sacked 24, 4278 yards, 31 TDs, 97.6 passer rating
2006 – Alex Smith sacked 35, 2890 yards, 16 TDs, 74.8 passer rating
2009 – Alex Smith sacked 22, 2350 yards, 18 TDs, 81.5 passer rating

Interesting…..

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Just play for the name in front of the uniform.." - Dallas Braden

"Oakland is the emotional choice, and could still work, but San Jose really is the best choice." - UncleLeo

"....there is a little Cust in all of us. " - Athletics fan and runner

by ST on Oct 27, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congratulations

Alex Smith is not as good as Steve Young. (Although it’s fair to point out that Steve Young took a while to become any good himself.) We know this.

Also, however, it should be pointed out that you’ve cited three totals stats and one really dismally poor rate stat. The stats you’re citing don’t even prove what you’re trying to argue, although, as I said, we basically know that it’s true anyway.

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by PaulThomas on Oct 27, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

No thanks are welcome

You should know that i was not trying to make a point. More or less I picked several years and saw some “interesting” stats…so if you were looking for an argument, you’re only debating with yourself.

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

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"Oakland is the emotional choice, and could still work, but San Jose really is the best choice." - UncleLeo

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by ST on Oct 27, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

So your argument is that the coaches aren't telling the lineman to block players.

OK, Paul.

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by mikev on Oct 27, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

... whatever

When you’re ready to have a serious discussion instead of a bunch of juvenile sarcasm, look me up.

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by PaulThomas on Oct 27, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, you're clearly FAR too smart and witty, I totally can't talk to you about football.

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by mikev on Oct 27, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

hes making a better point than you were.

What we’re asking is for people to stop pretending that ipse dixit counts as a "source." When you make a claim about baseball, you should be willing to put some reasonable amount of effort into explaining why it’s correct if someone asks you to. That’s basic respect for the other poster. - PT

by designatedforassignment on Oct 28, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

How do you know that’s not the fault of the players for failing to execute though? Seems like a problem every team could face and would handle during the week. If it’s routinely happening I think blaming both coach and player equally should be valid.

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by kenntoe on Oct 28, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

When the same shit has been happening for many years,

involving completely different personnel, it’s not just the players failing to execute.

The last Niners team that was decent at pass blocking was in, I think, 2003.

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by PaulThomas on Oct 28, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about

a coach that understands Xs and Os and less about rah-rah-drop-my-pants bs. sigh

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"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Just play for the name in front of the uniform.." - Dallas Braden

"Oakland is the emotional choice, and could still work, but San Jose really is the best choice." - UncleLeo

"....there is a little Cust in all of us. " - Athletics fan and runner

by ST on Oct 27, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK

I need a volunteer to write up a little summary of Game 1, so it awaits me when I wake up. Nothing really fancy, just how the game went, the highlights, perhaps a statement or two.

That would be a really great help, ’cause I could stay in bed a bit longer.

Thanks!

Oh, yeah, it needs to be in Croatian.

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by elcroata on Oct 27, 2010 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

How about if I just take the vowels off my keyboard and bang around randomly for a few minutes?

"We don't want our people to be preoccupied with seminude, crazy men jumping up and down who are chasing an inflated object," said Sheik Mohamed Osman Arus, head of operations for the Hizbul Islam insurgent group.

by PaulThomas on Oct 27, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you add a picture or two?

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by elcroata on Oct 27, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, but there might be some vowels in the picture

"We don't want our people to be preoccupied with seminude, crazy men jumping up and down who are chasing an inflated object," said Sheik Mohamed Osman Arus, head of operations for the Hizbul Islam insurgent group.

by PaulThomas on Oct 27, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough

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by elcroata on Oct 27, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try this

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by mikev on Oct 27, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Croatian is just alphabetically honest.

In English we pretend to have vowels but we really don’t. They’re just an alphabetic legacy that no one actually pronounces anymore. If the phonetic spellers had their way, “circle” would be “srkl” and “computer” would be “kmpjudr”.

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by iglew on Oct 27, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair point

That’s why it takes forever to pronounce English loanwords in Japanese. They actually require that you have a vowel after every consonant.

Of course, their “solution” is to cut words off halfway and collage them into bizarre portmanteaus, which is at least comparably annoying.

"We don't want our people to be preoccupied with seminude, crazy men jumping up and down who are chasing an inflated object," said Sheik Mohamed Osman Arus, head of operations for the Hizbul Islam insurgent group.

by PaulThomas on Oct 27, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

And if there's any vowel we really do pronounce

they have to make it double-length to emphasize it. Or if it’s a diphthong they give a beat to each component vowel.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Oct 27, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where the hell are you prononuncing a 'j' in the word "Computer" though?

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by mikev on Oct 27, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right there between "p" and "u"

You picture “u” being pronounced as “you”, where as only the “ou” part belongs to “u”. The “y” is your “j” sound. Iglew will hopefully explain it better.

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by elcroata on Oct 27, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

J sounds like Y.

As in “jaegermeister”.

I probably should have used “y”, but I was thinking of ElCroata who would understand. Also the phonetic spelling crowd likes using “j” that way. Like in Esperanto.

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by iglew on Oct 27, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, Croatian contains a fair share of vowels for a Slavic language

Czech is much worse. There is this joke about a guy being in the ophthalmologist exam in Czech Republic. In front of him is a board full of letters ‘C’, ‘W’, ‘Z’, ‘K’ and such. And he says to the doctor: “Can I read this? I know the guy!”

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by elcroata on Oct 27, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of vowels

I made a photo-shoot at work to make a poster for a colleague who survived a horrible crash, wishing him well. It was a short sentence, but it still had 7 ’E’s and yet not a single ‘A’ or ‘O’.

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by elcroata on Oct 27, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't someone once write an English novel without using the letter E?

I mean, I’m guessing it was a terrible novel, but probably worth it just for novelty alone…

"We don't want our people to be preoccupied with seminude, crazy men jumping up and down who are chasing an inflated object," said Sheik Mohamed Osman Arus, head of operations for the Hizbul Islam insurgent group.

by PaulThomas on Oct 27, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can write a

short summary for you in chinese. Should take about the whole series for you to decipher it…

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Just play for the name in front of the uniform.." - Dallas Braden

"Oakland is the emotional choice, and could still work, but San Jose really is the best choice." - UncleLeo

"....there is a little Cust in all of us. " - Athletics fan and runner

by ST on Oct 27, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like fun

You should do a FanPost!

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by elcroata on Oct 27, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Croatian

or Chinese? :X

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Just play for the name in front of the uniform.." - Dallas Braden

"Oakland is the emotional choice, and could still work, but San Jose really is the best choice." - UncleLeo

"....there is a little Cust in all of us. " - Athletics fan and runner

by ST on Oct 27, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chinese :)

"Good thing you can't hit, otherwise everybody would hate you"
– H.J.S., my ex coach (while drunkenly talking to me during a team visit to a strip joint)

by elcroata on Oct 27, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could do one in Ojibwa

But my vocab is limited. It might be interesting to do.

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by Athletics fan and runner on Oct 29, 2010 6:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

The BP of your company is awesome.

AN: Where you will be an A's fan or Dallas Braden will show you the repercussions of your actions.

by stranahanahan on Oct 27, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

if you liked our VP,

You’ll love our CEO. He co-chaired/signed the endorsement of the A’s to move south via the SVLG letter ;)

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Just play for the name in front of the uniform.." - Dallas Braden

"Oakland is the emotional choice, and could still work, but San Jose really is the best choice." - UncleLeo

"....there is a little Cust in all of us. " - Athletics fan and runner

by ST on Oct 27, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

this explains a lot.

And the last remnants memory destroys.

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 28, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Some World Series links.....

Music

Proper usage guide to antlers and claws

Zito’s not on the roster (side note: “fuel stop”? Are Ken Rosenthal and Henry Schulman taking Southwest to all the games???)

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Oct 27, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I like the second link.

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by pam5981 on Oct 27, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just paid my car registration.

I feel poor.

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by pam5981 on Oct 27, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I had 5 dollars in my checking account yesterday.

me too.

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by mikev on Oct 27, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

...no thank you.

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by pam5981 on Oct 28, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

rollseyes

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by pam5981 on Oct 28, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

rollsears

hey, this is fun!

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Oct 28, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lived in a garret once.

I was très bohémien.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Oct 28, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

[blinks]

And the last remnants memory destroys.

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 28, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

[blanks]

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Oct 28, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're STILL on that train?

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 28, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY CRAP AWESOME

http://www.sears.com/zombies

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by mikev on Oct 27, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

You're seriously amused by this.

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by pam5981 on Oct 27, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's seriously awesome.

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by mikev on Oct 27, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

,,,,,

ok

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by pam5981 on Oct 27, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't argue.

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by mikev on Oct 27, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, it was kinda cute.

Awesome? Not really.

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by pam5981 on Oct 27, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

w/e

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by mikev on Oct 27, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I like bothering you.

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by pam5981 on Oct 27, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm still not going to tackle you. Sorry.

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by mikev on Oct 27, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

In fairness

You’d have much more fun if you let her tackle you. So that’s not really saying much.

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Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

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by DMOAS on Oct 27, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus, I'd have $5.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 27, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

As I see it

Everyone wins!

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Oct 27, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could use $5.

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by mikev on Oct 27, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

You’d trade the $5 for being tackled by Pam and you know it.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Oct 27, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

No I meant like right now.

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by mikev on Oct 27, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beg?

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Oct 28, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh, you kinky schoolkids...

"Burt Reynolds witnessed the conception of his own dad, and frankly, that's what's wrong with him."- TPDMTD!

by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 28, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

WALKING DEAD APPROACHETH

On AMC. Check local listings. Will be awesome.

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Oct 27, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not that I'm complaining,

but they’re seriously selling egg nog? Already?

by danmerqury on Oct 27, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I <3 egg nog

What we’re asking is for people to stop pretending that ipse dixit counts as a "source." When you make a claim about baseball, you should be willing to put some reasonable amount of effort into explaining why it’s correct if someone asks you to. That’s basic respect for the other poster. - PT

by designatedforassignment on Oct 27, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do too.

It’s amazing. But…it’s October.

by danmerqury on Oct 27, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

ew.

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by mikev on Oct 27, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

not really. its been pre christmas for two weeks. You know october only lasts till the 15th right?

What we’re asking is for people to stop pretending that ipse dixit counts as a "source." When you make a claim about baseball, you should be willing to put some reasonable amount of effort into explaining why it’s correct if someone asks you to. That’s basic respect for the other poster. - PT

by designatedforassignment on Oct 27, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh.

I suppose. The Valentine’s Day stuff comes out in November, right?

by danmerqury on Oct 27, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

no no no thats jan 2. Let NYE shine for two weeks.

god get your hollidays striaght

What we’re asking is for people to stop pretending that ipse dixit counts as a "source." When you make a claim about baseball, you should be willing to put some reasonable amount of effort into explaining why it’s correct if someone asks you to. That’s basic respect for the other poster. - PT

by designatedforassignment on Oct 27, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard this on the radio this morning.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 27, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are we sure the "new process" is actually better for the environment

Than simply recycling the recyclable cardboard roll?

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Oct 27, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Supposedly it's just some sort of proprietary winding process.

So, I’d assume so. And I’d guess that a pretty decent-sized chunk of all of the tp tubes end up in the garbage, not recycling.

by danmerqury on Oct 27, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well...

I mean that’s what they said about hybrid cars too. But it turns out that the process for making those batteries is very bad for the environment, worse in comparison to more current high mpg gas engines.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Oct 27, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

entropy. plus most of the tubes aren't recycled

What we’re asking is for people to stop pretending that ipse dixit counts as a "source." When you make a claim about baseball, you should be willing to put some reasonable amount of effort into explaining why it’s correct if someone asks you to. That’s basic respect for the other poster. - PT

by designatedforassignment on Oct 27, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

No open thread for the game?

I have NO rooting interest. It simply become[s] a process of elimination of who I dislike less. - 67MARQUEZ
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam

by cuppingmaster on Oct 27, 2010 4:47 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Yes, HELLO! FRONT PAGERS!!!

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 27, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadface

Unless we are boycotting.

I have NO rooting interest. It simply become[s] a process of elimination of who I dislike less. - 67MARQUEZ
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam

by cuppingmaster on Oct 27, 2010 4:54 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I will watch the World Series because it's baseball

But on the serious, I find A’s-less postseasons to be boring. Everybody in baseball avoids making headlines while the other teams are hashing out the champeenship. So the quicker the playoffs end, the quicker I can hear something awesome about my A’s. Like acquiring Joe Mauer or something.

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Oct 27, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

But it's not baseball.

It’s interleague.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Oct 27, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am enjoying the post season.

It’s good to see the Western teams in the WS.

by IM4Oakgal on Oct 27, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Screw this support the Bay Area Team Crap!!! When the A's were in theplay-offs and the

Gnats weren’t, I didn’t see nary an article about supporting the A’s. The Bay area media didn’t get on board with covering our 20 game win streak until after the national media did. As far as I am concerned the Gnats pick any spot on my ##$# to place their lips on.

"We get two outs, and I was sure, and I had a plan, and I shook Tek off," Schilling said. "And I get a big 'What if?' for the rest of my life."

by Imaseasonticketholder on Oct 27, 2010 11:01 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Anyone who claims they're a "Bay Area fan" or "rooting for the Bay Area"

Is no fan at all. They’re just a spineless bet hedger who doesn’t have the stones to actually root for a team.

by athletics68 on Oct 28, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rooting for a team has nothing to do with proving one's "stones"

Being a passive observer of a pastoral sporting event has little to do with proving one’s mettle or fortitude.

Now, if the fans were allowed to fight in a battle royal in the stands for cash and prizes, then that would be another story…

"Burt Reynolds witnessed the conception of his own dad, and frankly, that's what's wrong with him."- TPDMTD!

by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 28, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

They need to have a section dedicated to this.

You sign a waiver and whatever happens, happens.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Oct 28, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Raiders games?

And the last remnants memory destroys.

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 28, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good Point.

But I was thinking roping them off so that we can put wagers on what happens.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Oct 28, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course it does

If you root for a team as a fan, A TRUE FAN. You have the fortitude (balls if you will) to root for them. Period. Jumping on an enemy bandwagon like the one they’re dragging behind them in SF is anything but acting like a true fan. It’s what people who can’t decide who they actually root for do…

by athletics68 on Oct 28, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have decided who I root for

The A’s, Rays, Giants, Royals, Padres, and the Rangers when they’re not playing Oakland or contending. I have favorable feelings towards Pirates’ personnel, but ill will and malice towards Pirates’ management and ownership. Also, I really really love Bobby Valentine, so add whoever he’s managing next year to that list, too.

Oh yeah, don’t forget my Japanese faves, the Osaka Tigers. I also hope the Golden Eagles do well because they exist as a result of the Japanese players’ union finally standing up to ownership and not allowing a team to be contracted.

My favorite Puerto Rican team is Los Leones De Escogido. My favorite Venezuelan team is the Tiburones De Caracas. Los Diablos Rojos del Ciudad Mexico are a powerhouse with a lot of history. Isn’t that where Bobby Cramer played last year?

As for historical teams, I have huge soft spots for the St. Louis Browns and Kansas City Monarchs. I used to really like the Expos too, back when I was a kid in little league and I was on the Expos.

Anyway, you get my drift. The idea that one should pick one and only one team to root for is exclusionary, fascist, and outright non-democratic, and disrespectful to the huge scope of world baseball.

"Burt Reynolds witnessed the conception of his own dad, and frankly, that's what's wrong with him."- TPDMTD!

by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 28, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

and I'm neutral about 10 of them,

slightly disfavorable to 10 of them,

and severely dislike the Astros, White Sox, and Dodgers.

As for the NFL, I root for ZERO teams, but I watch almost every Sunday anyway.

"Burt Reynolds witnessed the conception of his own dad, and frankly, that's what's wrong with him."- TPDMTD!

by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 29, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was an expos team

We wore the powder blue road uniforms and the more modern all dark blue hat. It was an unfortunate uniform combination but I liked it. We got to wear big league uniforms.

Jack Cust: Nothing but true results…. Sac OPS: .964

by Athletics fan and runner on Oct 29, 2010 6:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was in tee ball

We wore a light blue uni and had that looked NOTHING like the pro one. They even just put a generic block letter “E” on the cap. We were terrible.

by athletics68 on Oct 29, 2010 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Other way around for me...

we bought the baby blue pants to match the baby blue jersey, and we wore the white pants for “home” games and the blue pants for “away” games.

Everybody had ribbon stirrups, except for me. I went out and bought some old school ones and cut some of the fabric out so only a small bit of white showed. I looked like Carlton Fisk out there.

"Burt Reynolds witnessed the conception of his own dad, and frankly, that's what's wrong with him."- TPDMTD!

by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 29, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

THANK YOU!!!!

I’ve been saying this to my friends and family for years. Just make up your freaking minds!

by BigDaddyChacon on Oct 31, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I'm with you on this.

I was in a sf bar 1 night full of Gnat fans and I wanted to feel included, so I did my best to cheer along with other Gnat fans, but the problem for me was that it wasn’t genuine, and I privately wanted the Gnats to lose. I was trying to justlfy cheering for the Giants as “supporting the Bay Area”, but I just couldn’t convince myself to do it – the more beer I drank, the more I wanted the Gnats to lose..

by sf drift king on Oct 28, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who are you to come to our AN board and say , I can't even repaeat it...Go Gts.

Just get ready for the sneering and jeering and general horse-assesedness by the entire Bay area if they win. Wearing your orange & black to work , are you?

"We get two outs, and I was sure, and I had a plan, and I shook Tek off," Schilling said. "And I get a big 'What if?' for the rest of my life."

by Imaseasonticketholder on Oct 27, 2010 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it was tongue in cheek

see the parentheses are what he really thinks…

by Billy Frijoles on Oct 28, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

And we have a

winner (ahem)….

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Just play for the name in front of the uniform.." - Dallas Braden

"Oakland is the emotional choice, and could still work, but San Jose really is the best choice." - UncleLeo

"....there is a little Cust in all of us. " - Athletics fan and runner

by ST on Oct 28, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

lay off the crack bro…ive been here much longer than you on AN (#230ish) and if you had any semblance of reading comprehension, this was done in jest as i am rooting for the rangers. /rolleyes

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Just play for the name in front of the uniform.." - Dallas Braden

"Oakland is the emotional choice, and could still work, but San Jose really is the best choice." - UncleLeo

"....there is a little Cust in all of us. " - Athletics fan and runner

by ST on Oct 28, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're #502,

which is 78 earlier than me and 3,533 earlier than Imaseasonticketholder.

You can find your original user id # in your profile. It’s listed within the Athletics Nation box among your blog memberships. Any SBN blog that you joined before they all merged will show a UID#. Blogs that you joined after the merger will not show a UID#.

(By merger, I basically mean the software upgrade. In terms of legal organization they were already joined even before that.)

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Oct 28, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

AN 2.0

changed the # when it converted….i have posts back to AN1.0 and have seen my previous id.

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Just play for the name in front of the uniform.." - Dallas Braden

"Oakland is the emotional choice, and could still work, but San Jose really is the best choice." - UncleLeo

"....there is a little Cust in all of us. " - Athletics fan and runner

by ST on Oct 28, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

and when i say view

this was the old days when you can scroll over your id and see it accordingly.

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Just play for the name in front of the uniform.." - Dallas Braden

"Oakland is the emotional choice, and could still work, but San Jose really is the best choice." - UncleLeo

"....there is a little Cust in all of us. " - Athletics fan and runner

by ST on Oct 28, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was

I was Jim Mecir’s knee brace on the original AN.

Jack Cust: Nothing but true results…. Sac OPS: .964

by Athletics fan and runner on Oct 29, 2010 6:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why does any of that matter?

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Oct 28, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

your user id says just about nothing about your commitment to the site or the A's either way.

its a bad argument so you should stop using it.

What we’re asking is for people to stop pretending that ipse dixit counts as a "source." When you make a claim about baseball, you should be willing to put some reasonable amount of effort into explaining why it’s correct if someone asks you to. That’s basic respect for the other poster. - PT

by designatedforassignment on Oct 28, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

ST isn't the one who made the argument.

He was responding to imaseasonticketholder’s “who are you to come to our AN board”. That statement implicitly criticizes ST for being a newbie. You may be right that it would be irrelevant whether he’s a newbie or not, but you can’t blame him for rebutting a false claim.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Oct 28, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

ST makes the argument consistently

What we’re asking is for people to stop pretending that ipse dixit counts as a "source." When you make a claim about baseball, you should be willing to put some reasonable amount of effort into explaining why it’s correct if someone asks you to. That’s basic respect for the other poster. - PT

by designatedforassignment on Oct 28, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, OK.

I was just reading the present argument, not any ongoing thing.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Oct 28, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

there is nothing

ongoing. i’ve only cited this twice, and in both cases, they offending person called me a noob on AN.

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Just play for the name in front of the uniform.." - Dallas Braden

"Oakland is the emotional choice, and could still work, but San Jose really is the best choice." - UncleLeo

"....there is a little Cust in all of us. " - Athletics fan and runner

by ST on Oct 28, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The "ongoing thing" is that

any time you and DFA show up in the same thread you two get into a fight.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Oct 29, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've noticed it's not just DFA that happens with.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Oct 29, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

please sir

tell me all these people i happen to get into a fight with that isnt dfa or one of the oakland-up-ur-ass-only type. thanks for paying so close attention btw ;)

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Just play for the name in front of the uniform.." - Dallas Braden

"Oakland is the emotional choice, and could still work, but San Jose really is the best choice." - UncleLeo

"....there is a little Cust in all of us. " - Athletics fan and runner

by ST on Oct 29, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, two then

DFA and DMOAS.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Oct 30, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bloom.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Oct 30, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

EN too

What we’re asking is for people to stop pretending that ipse dixit counts as a "source." When you make a claim about baseball, you should be willing to put some reasonable amount of effort into explaining why it’s correct if someone asks you to. That’s basic respect for the other poster. - PT

by designatedforassignment on Oct 30, 2010 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's been a completely gratuitous prick to me several times

"We don't want our people to be preoccupied with seminude, crazy men jumping up and down who are chasing an inflated object," said Sheik Mohamed Osman Arus, head of operations for the Hizbul Islam insurgent group.

by PaulThomas on Oct 30, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

so pretty much everyone, or am i missing people?

What we’re asking is for people to stop pretending that ipse dixit counts as a "source." When you make a claim about baseball, you should be willing to put some reasonable amount of effort into explaining why it’s correct if someone asks you to. That’s basic respect for the other poster. - PT

by designatedforassignment on Oct 30, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, as far as I can tell it's pretty much everyone

"We don't want our people to be preoccupied with seminude, crazy men jumping up and down who are chasing an inflated object," said Sheik Mohamed Osman Arus, head of operations for the Hizbul Islam insurgent group.

by PaulThomas on Oct 31, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude..

lets think this logically…

imaseasonticketholder posts: “Who are you to come to our AN board”

what does that imply…bingo. that i’m some sort of newb to the board.

how do you refute that? typically being a newb means that you only came here recently, which is in the context of timeframe.

so in terms of timeframe, i have been a longstanding member of AN, near the old days of AN 1.0 when Blez was here more.

when people imply i’m a noob, i will respond accordingly. what does commitment to the site or a’s (except in your own convoluted way) have anything to do with being a noob? exactly..

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Just play for the name in front of the uniform.." - Dallas Braden

"Oakland is the emotional choice, and could still work, but San Jose really is the best choice." - UncleLeo

"....there is a little Cust in all of us. " - Athletics fan and runner

by ST on Oct 28, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats not saying you are a noob its saying that you don't have the standing to do it

being here for a long time is just one form of standing. There are a ton of people that have been here for less time than you and are more respected. It has to do with posting history in fanposts, your posting history with comments, whether youre a mod/fper, going to AN events, and the way that you relate to the community among other things. Saying that you have been here for a long time doesn’t automatically grant you standing.

Nico and PT make pro Giants comments here and get very little flak for it because they both have superior standing to you.

What we’re asking is for people to stop pretending that ipse dixit counts as a "source." When you make a claim about baseball, you should be willing to put some reasonable amount of effort into explaining why it’s correct if someone asks you to. That’s basic respect for the other poster. - PT

by designatedforassignment on Oct 28, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um so now

we’re talking about respect and standing? Changing the topic are we?

Was i trying to establish standing? If yes, where so? Seriously, get off your high horse. the problem was simple. immaseasonticket holder misread/misinterpreted the whole point of the post. if you’re trying to argue that he wasn’t, that’s one thing. trying to play it out like im trying be beat my chest is asinine and a gross misrepresentation of the whole rebuttal itself.

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Just play for the name in front of the uniform.." - Dallas Braden

"Oakland is the emotional choice, and could still work, but San Jose really is the best choice." - UncleLeo

"....there is a little Cust in all of us. " - Athletics fan and runner

by ST on Oct 28, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah dude

Your original logic is flawed. Just because someone says "Who are you to come to our AN board" doesn’t mean he’s calling you a noob. He could be asking for standing as well, so DFA’s argument still flies. And even he was calling you a noob, stating you first signed up a long time ago doesn’t mean you aren’t still a noob. There are plenty of lurkers who have done the same, but don’t post that much so even taking immaseasonticketholder at face value of not getting your joke, your argument still doesn’t necessarily prove your point. But honestly, I just think you need to lighten up a bit and let these sort of things (the OP comment you took exception with) go. It wasn’t worth getting all bent out over and, quite frankly, you do have a rep for taking this place a little too serious at times.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Oct 28, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Umm..

“who are you to come to OUR board.” SO let’s go with your logic a bit there…So, this is HIS board….someone i rarely see (all 69 posts worth). On AN which i have been more involved with and participated than him? Does that really fly? In either case it makes no sense and misses the whole point of the OP trying to attack me as some bandwagong giants fan trolling.

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Just play for the name in front of the uniform.." - Dallas Braden

"Oakland is the emotional choice, and could still work, but San Jose really is the best choice." - UncleLeo

"....there is a little Cust in all of us. " - Athletics fan and runner

by ST on Oct 28, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

imaseasonticketholder is a woman 1rst of all.

Secondly 69 is a ton of posts. Thirdly she was around a ton last year when you weren’t before her health was a problem. She goes to most of the AN functions and gives away a ton of tickets that she cant use. Shes a great part of this community and has got plenty of standing.

What we’re asking is for people to stop pretending that ipse dixit counts as a "source." When you make a claim about baseball, you should be willing to put some reasonable amount of effort into explaining why it’s correct if someone asks you to. That’s basic respect for the other poster. - PT

by designatedforassignment on Oct 28, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

as i said below

now i see why you have such a vested interest and tried to turn this whole misinterpretation into a “standings” argument….you’re buds with her. i didn’t know AN now is an elitist board where you have to have some “standing” to post. will keep that in mind. thanks bud, you’re the best! ;)

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Just play for the name in front of the uniform.." - Dallas Braden

"Oakland is the emotional choice, and could still work, but San Jose really is the best choice." - UncleLeo

"....there is a little Cust in all of us. " - Athletics fan and runner

by ST on Oct 28, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

you were the one that tried to make the claim that you were more an ANer than she was

its not an elitist board. you are allowed to post here. Doesn’t mean anyone has to give a damn about your bullshit claims.

What we’re asking is for people to stop pretending that ipse dixit counts as a "source." When you make a claim about baseball, you should be willing to put some reasonable amount of effort into explaining why it’s correct if someone asks you to. That’s basic respect for the other poster. - PT

by designatedforassignment on Oct 28, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You need to update

your vocabulary:

“ive been here much longer than you on AN”

longer: tenure aka history.

stop being so butthurt over your friend already. just call her out for being misinterpreting the post then we can be done with it.

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Just play for the name in front of the uniform.." - Dallas Braden

"Oakland is the emotional choice, and could still work, but San Jose really is the best choice." - UncleLeo

"....there is a little Cust in all of us. " - Athletics fan and runner

by ST on Oct 28, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

There were two claims that you made

1that she miss interperated the post which is true
2 that you are a better ANer than she is which is bullshit

What we’re asking is for people to stop pretending that ipse dixit counts as a "source." When you make a claim about baseball, you should be willing to put some reasonable amount of effort into explaining why it’s correct if someone asks you to. That’s basic respect for the other poster. - PT

by designatedforassignment on Oct 28, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are really brown nosing today

“longer” constitutes better?

“Who are you to come to our AN board and say , I can’t even repaeat it…Go Gts.”

So you’re saying that she is not trying to call me out as some Gnats troll like i was a noobie? Seriously, i don’t know what you two have going on, but man…..i will succumb to your little “spat” with semantics. she has more AN cred…she’s part of loyalty here…kool. i could care less, but that holier than thou attitude is weak sauce shit.
At least you finally got the balls to admit she misinterpreted the post.

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Just play for the name in front of the uniform.." - Dallas Braden

"Oakland is the emotional choice, and could still work, but San Jose really is the best choice." - UncleLeo

"....there is a little Cust in all of us. " - Athletics fan and runner

by ST on Oct 28, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

brown nosing whom?

What we’re asking is for people to stop pretending that ipse dixit counts as a "source." When you make a claim about baseball, you should be willing to put some reasonable amount of effort into explaining why it’s correct if someone asks you to. That’s basic respect for the other poster. - PT

by designatedforassignment on Oct 28, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you keep coming across as a self-important ass

Seriously. Get over it. She made a comment and you should have let it go. Why the hell does it bother you so much that you continue to make this argument over and over again acting all hurt by it. Grow up.

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BLOOM. For men.

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by DMOAS on Oct 29, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Menage a trois...

gotta love it ;)

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Just play for the name in front of the uniform.." - Dallas Braden

"Oakland is the emotional choice, and could still work, but San Jose really is the best choice." - UncleLeo

"....there is a little Cust in all of us. " - Athletics fan and runner

by ST on Oct 29, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hm

I dunno, I’ve gotten a fair amount of flak… and Nico’s gotten more…

Not that it was unexpected or anything.

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by PaulThomas on Oct 28, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually Nico and PT get plenty of flak for making pro Giants comments.

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by mikev on Oct 29, 2010 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

compared to others who do not so much.

What we’re asking is for people to stop pretending that ipse dixit counts as a "source." When you make a claim about baseball, you should be willing to put some reasonable amount of effort into explaining why it’s correct if someone asks you to. That’s basic respect for the other poster. - PT

by designatedforassignment on Oct 29, 2010 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

+1

"Good thing you can't hit, otherwise everybody would hate you"
– H.J.S., my ex coach (while drunkenly talking to me during a team visit to a strip joint)

by elcroata on Oct 28, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

and who are you to say

that i am not commited to the a’s or AN in general? Historical membership does have some basis with familiarity and commitment (ask anyone whos married). someone implied im a newbie and that was the rebuttal. or should we delve into how suburban dwellers / non-public commuters done count either. /rolleyes

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Just play for the name in front of the uniform.." - Dallas Braden

"Oakland is the emotional choice, and could still work, but San Jose really is the best choice." - UncleLeo

"....there is a little Cust in all of us. " - Athletics fan and runner

by ST on Oct 28, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't say you were or weren't committed but you want to be an asshat

and marriage is a great example of time not meaning anything with regard to commitment.

What we’re asking is for people to stop pretending that ipse dixit counts as a "source." When you make a claim about baseball, you should be willing to put some reasonable amount of effort into explaining why it’s correct if someone asks you to. That’s basic respect for the other poster. - PT

by designatedforassignment on Oct 28, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

calling me an asshat?

and this is coming from DFA himself? /roflmao

are you married?

and what is your point in the first place in regards to the context of the original post? besides the fact you want to be usual DFA and argue for the sake of argument…

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Just play for the name in front of the uniform.." - Dallas Braden

"Oakland is the emotional choice, and could still work, but San Jose really is the best choice." - UncleLeo

"....there is a little Cust in all of us. " - Athletics fan and runner

by ST on Oct 28, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

My point is above, being here and having standing are different.

What we’re asking is for people to stop pretending that ipse dixit counts as a "source." When you make a claim about baseball, you should be willing to put some reasonable amount of effort into explaining why it’s correct if someone asks you to. That’s basic respect for the other poster. - PT

by designatedforassignment on Oct 28, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

like me, for instance

I’ve been here awhile and have a ton of posts, but not much standing.

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by mikev on Oct 28, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've seen you standing around a lot.

You have have much sitting around here though. Total failure on that front. Sort of the reverse of me.

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BLOOM. For men.

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by DMOAS on Oct 28, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

For example danbot has been around less time than me but has more standing than I do.

Also my standing was higher last year, back when I was contributing more and less grumpy.

Time and standing has some correlation but time is not standing.

What we’re asking is for people to stop pretending that ipse dixit counts as a "source." When you make a claim about baseball, you should be willing to put some reasonable amount of effort into explaining why it’s correct if someone asks you to. That’s basic respect for the other poster. - PT

by designatedforassignment on Oct 28, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIE-IEEEEEIME is on my side.

Yes it is. Yes it is.

Take your silver mod tubescreamer, your dr. z, your nocaster, put them in a pile and burn them. if god gave you a thousand years, you still couldn't touch this. you can't f***ing keep time to this.

by Elvez on Oct 28, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

what does

standing have to do with pointing out that someone was wrong in their original post? do you get AN cookie points for having more standing? personally, i treat everyone the same regardless of standing, post counts, or tenureship. and how does in anyway again relate to the original topic of someone misinterpreting a facetious post?

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Just play for the name in front of the uniform.." - Dallas Braden

"Oakland is the emotional choice, and could still work, but San Jose really is the best choice." - UncleLeo

"....there is a little Cust in all of us. " - Athletics fan and runner

by ST on Oct 28, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmm. Cookies.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 28, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

are they yellow and gray?

i don’t like green and yellow ones. :(

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Just play for the name in front of the uniform.." - Dallas Braden

"Oakland is the emotional choice, and could still work, but San Jose really is the best choice." - UncleLeo

"....there is a little Cust in all of us. " - Athletics fan and runner

by ST on Oct 28, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 28, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The topic that I was commenting on is you parading your UID around here like it matters for something

What we’re asking is for people to stop pretending that ipse dixit counts as a "source." When you make a claim about baseball, you should be willing to put some reasonable amount of effort into explaining why it’s correct if someone asks you to. That’s basic respect for the other poster. - PT

by designatedforassignment on Oct 28, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah i see

changing the topic to be in your vested interest. nothing related to the topic at hand or used in the context as such. typical dfa. should of known.

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Just play for the name in front of the uniform.." - Dallas Braden

"Oakland is the emotional choice, and could still work, but San Jose really is the best choice." - UncleLeo

"....there is a little Cust in all of us. " - Athletics fan and runner

by ST on Oct 28, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

what the fuck are you talking about?

I have no “vested interest” in what you claim the topic is either. Im defending imaseasonholders assessment of your standing regardless of what you wrote.

What we’re asking is for people to stop pretending that ipse dixit counts as a "source." When you make a claim about baseball, you should be willing to put some reasonable amount of effort into explaining why it’s correct if someone asks you to. That’s basic respect for the other poster. - PT

by designatedforassignment on Oct 28, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

just admit it

your interest in this topic is (and always be) to try to discredit me personally given the context of our past interaction…by trying to defend immaseason ticket holder like he has some justification or “standing” to say even say this, only proves your that you are more tied to this emotionally than rationally

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Just play for the name in front of the uniform.." - Dallas Braden

"Oakland is the emotional choice, and could still work, but San Jose really is the best choice." - UncleLeo

"....there is a little Cust in all of us. " - Athletics fan and runner

by ST on Oct 28, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude you take this way too seriously, which is probably why youre an ass to so many people around here.

I didn’t say imaseasonsticketholder was right, just that your UID doesn’t mean shit.

What we’re asking is for people to stop pretending that ipse dixit counts as a "source." When you make a claim about baseball, you should be willing to put some reasonable amount of effort into explaining why it’s correct if someone asks you to. That’s basic respect for the other poster. - PT

by designatedforassignment on Oct 28, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

im just an ass to you and oakland-only wannabees. but now i see why you have these futile arguments. you’re buds with her.

first, if 69 post is a ton, then 1151 is much, much more than a ton. secondly, if i offended you in calling her out, then who cares. now,if i offended her, you should be man enough to do your usually “candid corrections” to her about what the posts means, and i’d happily issue an apology as such. lastly, there is only one thing that the uid means, and thats in the context of longevity. whatever that means in your own vocabulary, i could care less.

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Just play for the name in front of the uniform.." - Dallas Braden

"Oakland is the emotional choice, and could still work, but San Jose really is the best choice." - UncleLeo

"....there is a little Cust in all of us. " - Athletics fan and runner

by ST on Oct 28, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

um you only have 32 posts a ton of which are fanshots.

she has more than you but its not about that either.

What we’re asking is for people to stop pretending that ipse dixit counts as a "source." When you make a claim about baseball, you should be willing to put some reasonable amount of effort into explaining why it’s correct if someone asks you to. That’s basic respect for the other poster. - PT

by designatedforassignment on Oct 28, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

i demand

a pareto of all the posts!

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Just play for the name in front of the uniform.." - Dallas Braden

"Oakland is the emotional choice, and could still work, but San Jose really is the best choice." - UncleLeo

"....there is a little Cust in all of us. " - Athletics fan and runner

by ST on Oct 28, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you so much for your support. I had not read these

comments. As far as St….talk about a dog with a bone.

"We get two outs, and I was sure, and I had a plan, and I shook Tek off," Schilling said. "And I get a big 'What if?' for the rest of my life."

by Imaseasonticketholder on Oct 29, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ruff.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Oct 29, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're kind of an ass to everyone

Regardless of who or what they are ST.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Oct 29, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

no only the people on my shitlist

now to add another person….

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Just play for the name in front of the uniform.." - Dallas Braden

"Oakland is the emotional choice, and could still work, but San Jose really is the best choice." - UncleLeo

"....there is a little Cust in all of us. " - Athletics fan and runner

by ST on Oct 29, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm pretty sure

DFA was here before then….i remember he had a bet with an Angels fan way back in the day.

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Just play for the name in front of the uniform.." - Dallas Braden

"Oakland is the emotional choice, and could still work, but San Jose really is the best choice." - UncleLeo

"....there is a little Cust in all of us. " - Athletics fan and runner

by ST on Oct 28, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had different name before then.

What we’re asking is for people to stop pretending that ipse dixit counts as a "source." When you make a claim about baseball, you should be willing to put some reasonable amount of effort into explaining why it’s correct if someone asks you to. That’s basic respect for the other poster. - PT

by designatedforassignment on Oct 28, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Booyah!

DMOAS: Since Oct 28, 2005 – UID: 3662

Oh… I wasn’t referenced. Never mind. Nothing to see here. Move along.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Oct 28, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was an A and B conversation.

Duh.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 28, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

I’m such a failure…
{crawls back into cave}

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Oct 29, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

naw youre just fine.

What we’re asking is for people to stop pretending that ipse dixit counts as a "source." When you make a claim about baseball, you should be willing to put some reasonable amount of effort into explaining why it’s correct if someone asks you to. That’s basic respect for the other poster. - PT

by designatedforassignment on Oct 29, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wooo!

I was bored watching the shadow puppets on the wall when I knew what was going onside the cave.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Oct 29, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey ST

 
“Dude lay off the crack bro…ive been here much longer than you on AN (#230ish) and if you had any semblance of reading comprehension, this was done in jest as i am rooting for the rangers. /rolleyes”

YOur assumption tht I was remarking on how long you’ve been on this board is incorrect. Talk about misreading…..My remark was geared toward your cheer for the Gnats. Now if you want to go with the patronizing tone and sarcasm, let’s go.
And quit calling me Dude or Bro.

"We get two outs, and I was sure, and I had a plan, and I shook Tek off," Schilling said. "And I get a big 'What if?' for the rest of my life."

by Imaseasonticketholder on Oct 28, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

"Talk about misreading"

lol….

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Just play for the name in front of the uniform.." - Dallas Braden

"Oakland is the emotional choice, and could still work, but San Jose really is the best choice." - UncleLeo

"....there is a little Cust in all of us. " - Athletics fan and runner

by ST on Oct 29, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was meant for ST.

"We get two outs, and I was sure, and I had a plan, and I shook Tek off," Schilling said. "And I get a big 'What if?' for the rest of my life."

by Imaseasonticketholder on Oct 27, 2010 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Not sure if this has been posted

I’m speechless.

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Oct 27, 2010 11:36 PM PDT reply actions  

heh

shocking

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Oct 28, 2010 2:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dunno if you just read the headline or not

But for everyone: It basically says that both Blevins and Pennington played through injuries that the club knew about. Both have now required surgery and Pennington’s was a labrum tear in his left shoulder.

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Oct 28, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope that's Photoshopped

Wisconsin's #1 A's fan!
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by Kelly on Oct 28, 2010 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oops, replied the the wrong one!

Take 2…

Wisconsin's #1 A's fan!
http://athleticsforlife.net/

by Kelly on Oct 28, 2010 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope that is Photoshopped

Wisconsin's #1 A's fan!
http://athleticsforlife.net/

by Kelly on Oct 28, 2010 7:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

unbeknownst to many A's fans it appears that

Banjo Man may have been “cheating” on us for years. This comes from a blog with photos from a protest in SF in 2006:

Banjo Man can be seen at just about all the SF protests — also at the annual Bluegrass Festival and most every major sporting event in the Bay Area, from Giants and A’s to 49ers and Raiders and more. He’s been a fixture at these gatherings for as long as I’ve lived here

by OaklandSi on Oct 28, 2010 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

FWIW, I always thought his name was "Super A"

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by cuppingmaster on Oct 28, 2010 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

And a Cal fan

I saw him at a game a few weeks ago selling his hats. No banjo though. I yelled at him to go get it, but alas, he did not….

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Oct 28, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 28, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've always thought he was really annoying.

So they can have him.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Oct 28, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love trumpet guy.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Oct 28, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've never been bothered by thrumpet guy

Banjo Guy, I have. So yeah, I’d agree with that.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Oct 28, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

What. The. Fuck.

AN: Where you will be an A's fan or Dallas Braden will show you the repercussions of your actions.

by stranahanahan on Oct 28, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Word on the street is that banjo guy is a millionaire.

A's Fan in Sweden

"Some of us know him as the a-hole who piled into Ray Fosse in an All-Star game (it's why Ray is the way he is folks)" - OptimistPrime

by travdog6 on Oct 31, 2010 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

yup

he likes his hats.

I didn’t become a total anti-Giants person until the A’s started playing really good.

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Nov 1, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

HEY ST!

I think we work at the same company because I got that email too (in the Noh)!

by ryder1650 on Oct 28, 2010 9:03 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm hungry.

Can someone make me a breakfast burrito? Thanks.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 28, 2010 10:17 AM PDT reply actions  

me too.

with a sugar free rockstar.

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by mikev on Oct 28, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

ew

coffee for me.

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by pam5981 on Oct 28, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

ew.

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by mikev on Oct 28, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson vs. Cain. I'm scared.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 28, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quiet day.

I could use some distracting.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 28, 2010 12:29 PM PDT reply actions  

{shakes junk}

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by mikev on Oct 28, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's not helping

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 28, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

fine then. Go back to being bored.

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by mikev on Oct 28, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

bah

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 28, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

{shakes mikev's junk}

Yeah, I don’t see what the big deal is. Now if he were start playing with his **** maybe you’d be less bored (maybe), but his junk? That’s just cluttery garbage he picked up off the floor.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Oct 28, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

See. Matt gets it.

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by mikev on Oct 28, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's unusual.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 28, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, someone's being catty.

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by mikev on Oct 28, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a joke.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 28, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, someone's being catty.

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by mikev on Oct 28, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

shush.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 28, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

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by mikev on Oct 28, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got it ;)

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Oct 28, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know YOU did.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 28, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of my cat pissed on my good jacket

Now I need a new one

I have NO rooting interest. It simply become[s] a process of elimination of who I dislike less. - 67MARQUEZ
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam

by cuppingmaster on Oct 28, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Piss in its cat box

It won’t know what to do…

AN: Where you will be an A's fan or Dallas Braden will show you the repercussions of your actions.

by stranahanahan on Oct 28, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

A new one that won't piss on your jacket?

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Oct 28, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh, no. Cats are here to stay.

Sort of random. She hasn’t done that since she was a kitten.

I have NO rooting interest. It simply become[s] a process of elimination of who I dislike less. - 67MARQUEZ
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam

by cuppingmaster on Oct 28, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

~~~


Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Oct 28, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, that's good.

both of them.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 28, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

knows his audience.

And the last remnants memory destroys.

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 28, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a broad audience.

Here’s another shoes found recently that’s quite delectable as well

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 28, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't forget the tub

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Oct 28, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Oct 28, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

getting better and better

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 28, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

[gets up, leaves]

And the last remnants memory destroys.

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 28, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cause of the hat?

You’re not the only one.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 28, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

one of my co-workers had a gray and yellow outfit on today

I have NO rooting interest. It simply become[s] a process of elimination of who I dislike less. - 67MARQUEZ
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam

by cuppingmaster on Oct 28, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got up and left because of the Diet Coke

The hat’s growing on me. Still not sure I like the A’s with it, but gray and yellow… I think I can take that. Needs another accent color though.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Oct 28, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

not my favorite ampersand though.

this guy is my fave

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 28, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

~~~

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Oct 28, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh. Row 4 is my favorite.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 28, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The site that comes from makes reference

to Sinhalese script. In Sinhalese, everything looks like an ampersand!

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Oct 28, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's true.

My brother in law speaks Sinhalese. It’s very pretty writing.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 28, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey look, it works on AN.

වෙතින්
සහසම්බන්ධිත වෙනස්වීම්

Too small to appreciate, though.

Also, I’m not really sure what it is I’ve copied and pasted….

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Oct 28, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just see a bunch of weird boxes.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Oct 28, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here is a blog just about ampersands.

It’s defunct, though.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Oct 28, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dayam!!! Iglew. Thanks for the pick me up.

"We get two outs, and I was sure, and I had a plan, and I shook Tek off," Schilling said. "And I get a big 'What if?' for the rest of my life."

by Imaseasonticketholder on Oct 29, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Has anyone noticed the front office the Mets are constructing?

It’s now virtually certain that Sandy Alderson will take over as GM and he’s looking to bring Paul DePodesta and J.P. Ricciardi over with him. Oakland Athletics East?

by LongLiveLangerhans on Oct 28, 2010 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa.

Holy crap. Alderson, DePodesta, AND Ricciardi? That’s insane.

by danmerqury on Oct 28, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of those is not like the other two.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Oct 28, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alderson was never Beane's AGM.

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by mikev on Oct 28, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

mostly that Ricciardi sucks and the others don't which is the big difference.

What we’re asking is for people to stop pretending that ipse dixit counts as a "source." When you make a claim about baseball, you should be willing to put some reasonable amount of effort into explaining why it’s correct if someone asks you to. That’s basic respect for the other poster. - PT

by designatedforassignment on Oct 28, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is seriously an idiot

AN: Where you will be an A's fan or Dallas Braden will show you the repercussions of your actions.

by stranahanahan on Oct 28, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. "Adam Dunn doesn't like baseball"

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Oct 28, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh hell, I may need to become a Mets fan.

Because that’s just sexy.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Oct 28, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

K, I just got invited to a Halloween Party tomorrow night.

I need costume ideas. Cheap, if not free.

Ready Go.

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by mikev on Oct 28, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

you can go as a bandwagon jumping giants fan

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Oct 28, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

i like this

What we’re asking is for people to stop pretending that ipse dixit counts as a "source." When you make a claim about baseball, you should be willing to put some reasonable amount of effort into explaining why it’s correct if someone asks you to. That’s basic respect for the other poster. - PT

by designatedforassignment on Oct 28, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd much rather stab myself in the goddamn eyelid.

repeatedly.

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by mikev on Oct 28, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

fear the beard!!!!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Oct 28, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zombie Bandwagon Jumping Giants Fan Trying to Kill Itself Having Realized It's The Giants.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Oct 28, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

winner!

make sure to keep the price tags on your newly purchased giants gear

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Oct 28, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck that. I'm not purchasing giants gear.

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by mikev on Oct 28, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

steal it from someone

there’s lots of people out there with giants shit on. can’t be hard to take it from them

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Oct 28, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beat the crap out of a giants fan your size and take his stuff

bonus points if you get his blood on the stuff. Don’t worry, you’re only borrowing it. It’s not you want to keep it, he can have it back after the party.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Oct 28, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

return it when youre done

What we’re asking is for people to stop pretending that ipse dixit counts as a "source." When you make a claim about baseball, you should be willing to put some reasonable amount of effort into explaining why it’s correct if someone asks you to. That’s basic respect for the other poster. - PT

by designatedforassignment on Oct 28, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

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by mikev on Oct 28, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

but the tags are still on!

What we’re asking is for people to stop pretending that ipse dixit counts as a "source." When you make a claim about baseball, you should be willing to put some reasonable amount of effort into explaining why it’s correct if someone asks you to. That’s basic respect for the other poster. - PT

by designatedforassignment on Oct 28, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm still exchanging money for giants crap.

not happening.

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by mikev on Oct 28, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're a man of principle.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 28, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

See my proposal above

Nix the return thing and just light the shit on fire after.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Oct 28, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

then I'd have to stand in line next to all the bandwagon assholes.

fuck a bag of that.

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by mikev on Oct 28, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you could further the SF bandwagon fan stereotype!

How much fun would it be, returning a Giants jersey the day after they lose the WS? You’d look like a total asshole.

by danmerqury on Oct 28, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

What would look worse, returning a jersey after winning or losing the WS?

"The A's get some action but they do not score..." -Glen Kuiper

"Anyone who calls themselves the Angels Angels should have to start over and ride the short bus." -timmeh from McCovey Chronicles

by Cheezombie on Oct 29, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does it matter?

I think it’s punk rock either way!

"Burt Reynolds witnessed the conception of his own dad, and frankly, that's what's wrong with him."- TPDMTD!

by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 29, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

No. You just have to go find a bandwagoner that you can beat the crap out of.

Fuck standing in lines. That’s for chumps and bandwagoners.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Oct 28, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can return it.

its a dead parrot!

What we’re asking is for people to stop pretending that ipse dixit counts as a "source." When you make a claim about baseball, you should be willing to put some reasonable amount of effort into explaining why it’s correct if someone asks you to. That’s basic respect for the other poster. - PT

by designatedforassignment on Oct 28, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go as a pun

Peter Pan is a good one (make or use a regular pan and put it over your crotch)

Also, you could be a Ceiling Fan (wear a shirt that says something like “I <3 ceiling” and have a giant foam finger)

AN: Where you will be an A's fan or Dallas Braden will show you the repercussions of your actions.

by stranahanahan on Oct 28, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pun costume

Buy a bag of “Smarties” candies and tape them to your pants. (Bonus: invite hot girls to nibble them off.)

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Oct 28, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

But only tape them to your ass.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Oct 28, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

wear a loud suit and a toupee and go as Craig Sager

I have NO rooting interest. It simply become[s] a process of elimination of who I dislike less. - 67MARQUEZ
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam

by cuppingmaster on Oct 28, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh that's good

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 28, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you know someone with a surfboard, get some board shorts and a white T-shirt

Walk around with the surfboard.

I have NO rooting interest. It simply become[s] a process of elimination of who I dislike less. - 67MARQUEZ
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam

by cuppingmaster on Oct 28, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bonus Points:

Smack any Giants “fan” you see with the surf board by “accident”

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Oct 28, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Recently murdered Giants player?

I did recently murdered Yankees fan once, but I think this is even better…

by athletics68 on Oct 28, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

dress up like Vlad

you can leave your glove at home, you won’t need it

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Oct 28, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither will he. He's sitting tonight.

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by mikev on Oct 28, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 28, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

good. he should never be asked to play the outfield again.

on the plus side though, I suddenly feel much better about letting Jack Cust play in the outfield….

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Oct 28, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's not get crazy here

I have NO rooting interest. It simply become[s] a process of elimination of who I dislike less. - 67MARQUEZ
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam

by cuppingmaster on Oct 28, 2010 3:38 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Unabomber.

Gray hooded sweatshirt
Aviator glasses
Maybe a small, possibly oil-stained but otherwise nondescript cardboard box with a mailing label on it.

Take your silver mod tubescreamer, your dr. z, your nocaster, put them in a pile and burn them. if god gave you a thousand years, you still couldn't touch this. you can't f***ing keep time to this.

by Elvez on Oct 28, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

In other creepy hallowen costume news,

I was a pedophile last year. People loved that….

A's Fan in Sweden

"Some of us know him as the a-hole who piled into Ray Fosse in an All-Star game (it's why Ray is the way he is folks)" - OptimistPrime

by travdog6 on Oct 31, 2010 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

That costume works well if you stay home.

It’s the one day of the year I can hand out candy to pretty little boys and girls. They come to my door of their own accord, and their parents don’t even complain! It’s a pedophile’s fantasy.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Oct 31, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's always bad when entertainment writers try to write about sports.
Fox scored a homerun on Wednesday, thanks to Game 1 of the World Series.

Writer’s thought process: Hmm, baseball. Well, there are home runs in baseball, and teams try to score runs, so… the network scored a home run!

by whiteshoes40 on Oct 28, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Jake Fox made it to the World Series?

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Oct 28, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is wanting the Series to end one day sooner

sufficient reason to root for the Giants now?

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Oct 28, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Oct 28, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you don't care about it and would prefer it not to exist,

why do you care when it ends?

Unless it’s pre-empting Glee or something…

"Burt Reynolds witnessed the conception of his own dad, and frankly, that's what's wrong with him."- TPDMTD!

by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 28, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glee is on Tuesdays

So I think that’s a travel day

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Oct 28, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, well, sports writers are pretty bad at it too...

“Ten Gallon Splat: SF knocks Texas off a Cliff” was the MLB.com headline today.

Take your silver mod tubescreamer, your dr. z, your nocaster, put them in a pile and burn them. if god gave you a thousand years, you still couldn't touch this. you can't f***ing keep time to this.

by Elvez on Oct 28, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope they're equally "clever" if the tide turns towards the Rangers.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Oct 28, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just hooked up my external hard drive to our wireless network...

We’ve got a 15 month-old kid who’s just learning to walk, and it’s just been easier to work in the kitchen, which is the most kid-safe room in the house. Our kitchen table is more and more resembling a desk, as you can imagine, with two laptops, mouse wires, AC adapters, etc. And bringing the external drive down, with its two cords, put me over the edge.

This little unit was $60, and lets us access stored files through the wireless network at home. Way cool.

Take your silver mod tubescreamer, your dr. z, your nocaster, put them in a pile and burn them. if god gave you a thousand years, you still couldn't touch this. you can't f***ing keep time to this.

by Elvez on Oct 28, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

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