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Sunday, Random Sunday/Playoff Game Thread: Thinking Outside of the Box

Hmmmm.... Watching these playoff threads, and games, has got me wishing there was a lot more Green and Gold (and sometimes Black) on the field.

Congratulations to Nick Swisher on advancing to the ALCS. The rest of those guys can bite me. Well, except for Curtis Granderson, cause he looks a lot like Burton Guster and Burton Guster is one half of my favorite TV duo.

Yesterday, I was all ready to say congratulations to the Rangers for moving on to the first ALCS in franchise history. Instead, I am just relegated to watching them try to close out the Rays today (10:07 AM in the Right Time Zone, TV: TBS, Radio: KNBR 1050). I will forever love Ron Washington and he deserves the champagne shower.

Also today, we have another old favorite taking on the Cross Bay Rivals in Atlanta (1:37 in the Right Time Zone, TV: TBS, Radio: KNBR 680 if you can stomach it). I usually have no rooting interest in games not involving the A's, but this one is hard. I'd love for my Uncle Larry to celebrate a trophy winning season by his beloved Giants, but I can't root against Huddy. Oh, the guilt!

Later we have the Reds trying to fend off elimination, at home, against the Phillies (4:07 in the Right Time Zone, on TNT, though it could be TBS now that Yankees finished the Twins). I'll be honest, I hate the Reds and want them to lose. Not just because of 1990, but because of all the praise lauded on the "Big Red Machine." There were two supposed apex predators in the baseball world in the early 70's. They only met head to head once. Much like the Orca is less feared than the White Shark, the Swinging A's get less respect than the Big Red Machine. Just like the Orca hunts (and eats) White Sharks, the A's won 3 World Series', including the only head to head match up of the two dominant clubs of the early 70's. All of Cincinnati should bow to G and G (and sometimes B) forever and always.

Speaking of the G and G (and sometimes B), there have been a lot of posts lately about how to make next year a "Year of the Ring" kind of year. There have been some good ideas put forth (and here)... but I got some random thoughts, too.

Really, the A's need to upgrade, at multiple positions, if they are going to do what Jake Taylor once suggested a fictional Indians team needed to do. I think we all, mostly, agree on that. How we get there... Well, it is fun to argue!

Some thoughts below the fold...

Star-divide

The one thing we all should have taken from Moneyball is not OBP, OPS, or any other similar stat. It wasn't how to scout or draft. It wasn't even how to exploit inefficient markets. It was much more basic. I'd say it this way, "To be better, one must be different. To be different and better, one must think better and differently."

The A's have chances to upgrade in several spots. I think mostly those spots are COF, 2B and 3B. They could also probably use an innings eater type at the back of the rotation. The approach the A's take to filling these spots is anybody's guess, but I imagine it will be some combination of buying low on "bounce back" players (formerly known in the MSM as "change of scenery" guys) and paying market value for guys coming off good years. While many are hankering for a free agent signing of the marquee variety, I would be just as content with trades for younger players who fit the bill.

A potential future:

2B- Why does everyone keep assuming the choices are Mark Ellis and his late season surge v. Orlando Hudson or trade for Dan Uggla. Did we all forget that Ellis was a Short Stop when Beane plucked him away from the Royals in the Johnny Damon/Cory Lidle/Ben Grieve fleecing?

I once thought Kelly Johnson might be a guy to check in on. Then WaddellCanseo argued that Johnson has a concrete glove, which is mostly true. I still think Kelly Johnson is  a guy to check in on... but his teammate, Stephen Drew, is probably a better option. And the Dbacks tried to trade him once already. 4 seasons and 10.1 WAR as a Short Stop ain't bad, considering he earned more WAR season over season each of the last 3. If we just assume that Drew would have had the same UZR at 2B (which is probably underestimating his ability as SS is much harder than 2B) and adjust the positional portion of the RAR formula, Drew would have been a 4.4 WAR player, or one full win better than Ellis. Add to that the fact Ellis is entering the decline phase of his career. Drew on the upswing, and moving to 2B, is a better option than Ellis and for similar money. Plus Drew could be signed to a 3 year extension, buying out his final 2 arbitration years and first FA season.

To paraphrase Bill Walsh, "It is better to let a player go a year too early than a year too late."

But, the Diamondbacks won't just give Drew up. The A's would have to send multiple significant prospects in order to get him. Or be willing to eat a bad contract...

3B- From the same linked article above, if you want me to take Mark Reynolds as a rebound candidate, you better give me Drew. Enjoy Kouz. I'll throw in Mazzaro or Mortensen, your pick, and a couple low level prospects. Sure, Reynolds sucks with a glove on his hand. But he can hit line drives that take off in Oakland and land in Benicia. On a regular basis, too.

Sometimes you have to bet on a bounce back year, like say 2010's Aubrey Huff. Reynolds would definitely fall into that category.

"Wait," some might say. "Arizona is a hitter's paradise and these guys numbers are inflated as a result."

Using baseball-reference's BPF (Batting Park Factor), in 2010, Fenway Park, Dolphin's Stadium, Wrigley Field, Yankee Stadium, Coors Field, US Cellular Field, and Rangers Ballpark in Arlington were all better places to hit than Chase Field and it's 104 BPF. Meanwhile, Oakland was neutral. Exactly 100 on the BPF scale. I wouldn't expect Reynolds to go from a 40 HR type guy to a 15 HR type guy.

These two players combined could reasonably be expected to bring a net gain of 3 WAR. Or, more than the difference between the A's and Rangers in 2010.

OF- Color me crazy if you must, but Crush Carter shall be in Left and he will do fine. Coco in Center will suffice. I don't expect Werth in Right. I am not excited about Sweeney there either. I'd prefer a 3 headed monster of an outfield featuring Crisp, Crush, and Matt Kemp (provided Ned Coletti will give him up and all). The A's could have Rajai or Swingles as the defensive replacement, but not both.Why not both? Because Adam Rosales and Jeff Larish could provide adequate back up potential in the outfield, and infield.

I can't imagine that Matt Kemp will require a huge package to pry away from the Dodgers. Honestly, if he does after the season he just had then the Dodgers can keep him. But if Kemp came to the Bay Area, Coco, Rajai and Swooney all become expendable to some degree. From my perspective, those are the kind of moves Billy Beane should, and will, be looking to make. Gambles that can pay off in a big way and create roster flexibility.

We know Rajai's ceiling is about 3 WAR, but that we should expect more like 1. We know Sweeney is a defense heavy 4 WAR at peak, but we should expect a defense heavy 2 WAR. We know that Matt Kemp is an offense heavy, but defensively positive, 5 WAR at best and we should expect better than Rajai's ceiling. Roll those dice.

All of this speculation has me wanting to throw out a disclaimer: I don't expect these exact moves above to happen. Building a competitive team is a lot like solving a Rubik's Cube. There are many ways to spin the squares in order to get things to line up. I think these kind of moves are far more likely, and potentially much smarter, than throwing boatloads of money at Adrian Beltre, Jayson Werth or Carl Crawford.

Add a Rule 5 Innings eater, or corner outfielder with POP and there can be a subtle roster reboot that will make the A's a better team next year and beyond. A big free agent acquisition would be great, but the A's are more than one declining player away from being dominant and I want dominant.

In closing, I'd just say... watch for things flying under the radar, they are the likely path to a 2011 champagne bath.

Enjoy the action today. Go Phillies!

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The A's may be 3 WAR behind the Rangers in the lineup

but they’re also nearly 5 WAR behind in pitching. Even if you don’t subscribe to Fangraphs numbers, simple Pythagorean had the A’s 6 games back. Actually records had them 9 back. I find it very hard to prescribe to the notion that minor fixes can get the A’s to contention. And they need to contend soon or they’ll miss their window.

Stephen Drew isn’t going anywhere with the season he had. Although if the A’s could trade Cahill and Pennington for him, I might consider it and I think the DBacks might as well. Even then, while I’m not a huge fan of Cahill nor Pennington, it might be too much for too little of an upgrade.

I absolutely think they should be very opportunistic this offseason. If Drew or Reynolds or Kemp is cheap, they absolutely need to take advantage. But the A’s desperately need to add talent at little expense. To me, that means free agency rather than counting on a one-sided trade. The A’s have the resources to add one major piece this offseason and they need to use those resources. They’re simply short on talent right now and I don’t see postseason glory until quite a bit more is added.

"Loyal? I'm the most loyal player money can buy." - Don Sutton

by vignette17 on Oct 10, 2010 3:09 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

I wanted to go into pitching, WAR for each starting staff and WPA for relievers, but I just plain ran out of time.

Good points and I don’t disagree. The A’s need to upgrade in several of places, if most of the off season budget goes to Adrian Beltre, as an example, I don’t see how they do it.

by jeffro on Oct 10, 2010 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's worse than that

Not only are the A’s way behind in the major leagues, they’re way behind in minor league talent too. The Rangers can expect to improve greatly in the next season or two, especially on the pitching end. (I’m still convinced that Derek Holland is a future ace.) The A’s players are essentially (minor improvements from individual players here and there notwithstanding) as good as they’re ever going to get.

It’s a very bad situation.

"We don't want our people to be preoccupied with seminude, crazy men jumping up and down who are chasing an inflated object," said Sheik Mohamed Osman Arus, head of operations for the Hizbul Islam insurgent group.

by PaulThomas on Oct 10, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well aren't you a cheery soul.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Oct 10, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Martin Perez and Holland will both improve the rotation.

What we’re asking is for people to stop pretending that ipse dixit counts as a "source." When you make a claim about baseball, you should be willing to put some reasonable amount of effort into explaining why it’s correct if someone asks you to. That’s basic respect for the other poster. - PT

by designatedforassignment on Oct 10, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't argue there

But they are rumored to be available (probably not Drew but the others) and if they are available it’s always possible they like some A’s player more than they should. That’s why I say the A’s need to be opportunistic. It really is going to take a fuckin’ A trade to get enough talent on the A’s next season.

"Loyal? I'm the most loyal player money can buy." - Don Sutton

by vignette17 on Oct 10, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

ahem.

And the last remnants memory destroys.

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 10, 2010 7:19 AM PDT reply actions  

Please, no more NL players

The NL is an inferior league with inflated numbers, you cannot keep making the same mistake and expecting a different result. It is no different than taking a Fenway hitter and expecting him to duplicate his numbers in Oakland, doesn’t happen.
In most instances a pitcher in Oakland will always look better than he is, the same is true in reverse with a hitter from another team.

by Laoren on Oct 10, 2010 7:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Really...

It’s that simple?

Is that why Kouzmanoff had more WAR this year in Oakland?

Is that why Crosby went from sucking in the AL to sucking in NL? I mean, if the NL is inferior, shouldn’t we expect a boost from AL scrubs when moving to the NL?

I think, while the AL is a better league, the difference between the two leagues is greatly overstated.

by jeffro on Oct 10, 2010 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Woah. Wait.

Kouzmanoff had a better year this season?

Just how bad was he in San Diego?!

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Oct 10, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

To the contrary, Kouz's WAR was weighted rather extreme with UZR

He had his absolute worst season at the plate coupled with his best season with the glove. The AL→NL switch for hitting&pitching isnt something that just any player can conquer. Lifetime NL pitchers are almost always worse in the AL as are lifetime NL hitters when they switch leagues.

The greats will always be great, no matter what (Mig-Cab), but there’s simply too many Pat Burrells around to not think the difference is overstated.

by PL78 on Oct 10, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

and your proof is where?

mine lies with facts and stats.

by PL78 on Oct 10, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it doesn't.

http://www.hardballtimes.com/main/article/is-the-al-really-superior/
http://www.hardballtimes.com/main/article/is-the-al-really-superior-part-2/
http://www.hardballtimes.com/main/article/is-the-al-really-superior-part-3/

For the millionth time, you can’t point to a few cases of anecdotal evidence to prove something this huge. The AL is better, certainly. But it’s not so much better as to make NL players look like AAAA guys after a league switch.

by danmerqury on Oct 11, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Meh, there's so many admitted flaws in those articles.

And I think what i’m talking about is slightly different, I’m talking about lifetime NLers, who have been around at least 6 years, who make the move to the AL and stink, ala Pat Burrell (SSS be damned, did he not look like a AAAA player with the Rays?). Im not talking about younger players whos talent level has not yet reached its ceiling and we wouldnt know otherwise ala CarGo.

I think its easy: the DH. Pitchers in the AL moving to the NL are going to have better raw numbers because theres a sub 400 OPS hitter in every single lineup. Likewise, lifetime NL pitchers grow accustomed to getting that “free out” once or twice every time through the lineup and when suddenly faced with the Yankees, dont look like big leaguers anymore. When an AL hitter faces this less weathered pitcher (for lack of a better word) they can take advantage.

I think, what you imply slightly, is that there is a middle ground here and it has to do with the individual player, not the league. The NL isnt a AAAA league, but there are more AAAA players playing in it. If I get bored enough I will do a literal player by player rundown over the last 5 years or so this winter sometime just to put an end to this or show what I mean.

by PL78 on Oct 11, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

But statistically speaking

Any player who switches leagues after already playing the bulk of their career in the other league, should have a natural decline anyway. Because players decline after the age of 28, unless they are Bonds, McGwire, Sosa, etc.

For every Pat Burrell, there is a Vladimir Guerrero. When Vlad switched leagues his wOBA fell through the floor… .418 to .414.

by jeffro on Oct 11, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's so many admitted flaws in that article series

because MGL did that on purpose. He tried several different directions and methods of looking at the issue, and then for transparency, discussed the strengths and weakness of each of those methods. The end result? The NL is indeed worse, but not by the margin you imply.

And yes, you’re right in that pitchers usually receive a stats boost from jumping to the NL, because of the pitcher. But that doesn’t change a pitcher’s talent level, much like moving from San Diego to Cincinnati would change stats but not talent. But your theory that pitchers in the NL get their growth stunted from facing a pitcher everyday? That’s absurd.

by danmerqury on Oct 11, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's not forget the A's beat the BRM without Reggie.

Gene Tenace FTW!

But yeah, when you read/hear about the top teams of the ’70’s it usually goes like this:

Reds
Yankees
A’s

Also, nice to see someone else rooting for Ron Washington to win and for the Reds to lose, and who cares what our reasons are, right? As for Uncle Larry, can’t we just convert him instead?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 10, 2010 8:23 AM PDT reply actions  

My Uncle Kevin (brother of Larry)

Used to spin bed time stories to my brother and I abut the majesty of Gene Tenance.

He passed on his hatred of the Reds, ha.

by jeffro on Oct 10, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Geno was the greatest.

I remember sitting through a long double-header with the A’s being shut out in both games (by Chicage, I think), but tenace hit homeruns in the 9th inning of each game to make us feel a little better. From that moment on, my high school friends and I were fans of his for life. He never got the respect he deserved, but check out his lifetime OPS sometime, and you’ll be amazed.

by Flamethrower on Oct 10, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

much as I loved Coco when healthy in CF (except his arm)

I really don’t think the A’s can afford to assume that he will be healthy enough to play most of the 2011 season. If that’s the case the A’s definitely need to have an additional CF’er on their roster, with the understanding that he will be getting lots of playing time.

by OaklandSi on Oct 10, 2010 8:50 AM PDT reply actions  

Yep

MATT KEMP!!!!!! Ha

by jeffro on Oct 10, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess that's where Rajai/Sweeney come in?

I’m not sure if investing in another plus centerfielder is a worthwhile use of cash.

by danmerqury on Oct 10, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I agree

Sweeney makes a perfect backup outfielder (I don’t think the A’s paying Rajai 3MM in arb is a good idea either)

Needs moar dingerz and moar Josh Donaldson.

by Blicks on Oct 10, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sweeney's health is also an issue

He’s had problems with both knees for years, even though he’s only 25. His right knee was operated on, but he’s still trying to avoid surgery on the left one.

by OaklandSi on Oct 10, 2010 11:47 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

minor point

let’s cut ties with Larish – what value does he really have except as AAA filler? gotta be a better IF / OF bench player out there

Thanks for the reminder about the major lesson of Moneyball!

by my_cat_max on Oct 10, 2010 9:07 AM PDT reply actions  

I like Larish

In no particular order:

He has a mullet.
He has awesome plate discipline.
He has a quick, yet powerful, stroke.

For these three reasons, he reminds me of Matt Stairs. He needs to work on the beer gut, though.

by jeffro on Oct 10, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

got me at the mullet

how quickly I forget!!

seriously, though, his D makes me cringe

by my_cat_max on Oct 10, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I had hope for the guy, but he clearly a back up 1B or corner outfielder with a glove on his hand. He can DH a bit.

He won’t be taking at bats from Barton, Carter or Cust.

by jeffro on Oct 10, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Larish, or Conor Jackson?

They fill similar roles

!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam

by cuppingmaster on Oct 10, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

I think Jackson has proven he can’t play a whole season

by jeffro on Oct 10, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Will you be making similar endorsements of:

The Matt’s; Carson and Watson. Surely they will lead this team to greatness next to Larish?

by hishnik on Oct 11, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

No mullets, no endosrement

And where did I say Larish will lead the team to greatness? I mentioned him as a versatile bench player.

by jeffro on Oct 11, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Guilty

 I was using hyperbole. I find it frustrating waiver claims like Larish making our roster…..just irk me.

by hishnik on Oct 11, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with you

For the team to go to the next step, guys like Larish are either gone or have small roles to play. Hell, most of the starters from this past season fit that bill.

by jeffro on Oct 11, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

agree on Larish

  If he is on the team next year there is no improvement. The guy is a part time back up and with Rosales back there is no need for him.

by Arcman on Oct 10, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey jeffro, question:

What makes you suppose Chris Carter uses phrases like “ain’t” and “much love?” Any basis to this or just racial profiling on your Sunday?
Thanks,
Ryan

Oakland Athletics * St. Bonaventure Bonnies * Green Bay Packers * Buffalo Sabres * New York Knicks

by RyanFromBonas on Oct 10, 2010 9:29 AM PDT reply actions  

ZOMG, you're black!!!!!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 10, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you serious?

"-i never said half the things i said." --Yogi Berra

by Ovale Fan on Oct 10, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

If this is serious, I’m indifferent; it this was meant as a joke, hilarious.

by TnSD11 on Oct 10, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

AFL starts tomorrow!!!

Go Taylor!!! Show us your true potential!!!

by TBRMKane on Oct 10, 2010 9:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Sorry, Tuesday, not tomorrow.

by TBRMKane on Oct 10, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pray for me.

I’m gonna miss most of this for the Raider-Chargers game.

by lynnzgal on Oct 10, 2010 10:02 AM PDT reply actions  

Good luck

It may be different, it may be the same, at least I have $10 the Raiders put the win on the board yes.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Oct 10, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

True fans watch even if they don't expect their team to win

And you are a true fan.
Lazy procrastinating slobs, on the other hand, sit in the middle of a dirty messy house with many deadlines to deal with and a beautiful sunny day outside, and watch baseball teams they don’t care a thing about. Oh, nice hit, Tampa!

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 10, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds pathetic

Now back to jumping over my dirty clothes pile to watch my Breaking Bad DVR

"-i never said half the things i said." --Yogi Berra

by Ovale Fan on Oct 10, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Procrastination.

My Breaking Bad DVDs are still in their Netflix mailers.

by lynnzgal on Oct 10, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch

OTOH some true friends are dragging me outside in a couple of hours

by OaklandSi on Oct 10, 2010 11:50 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

It's not like Mariano Rivera needs more money, is it?

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 10, 2010 10:29 AM PDT reply actions  

yup

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Oct 10, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Turning it green with pleasure

"Good thing you can't hit, otherwise everybody would hate you"
– H.J.S., my ex coach (while drunkenly talking to me during a team visit to a strip joint)

by elcroata on Oct 10, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is amazing.
Alex Rodriguez is beaten mercilessly with magazines featuring his likeness on their covers until it is discovered that Rodriguez is enjoying this. Then he is just regular beaten. With hands and stuff.

by danmerqury on Oct 10, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love you.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 10, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jed Lowrie??

  Could we swoop in and get him on the cheap as a backup for infield use? The guy can hit lefties very well and plays good defense but has no position with the redsox. Could we offer a Josh Donaldson and maybe throw in Mortenson for him? Sox need catching and starting pitching. Along with Rosales it would give the A’s a very strong bench and a backup plan if Ellis leaves.

by Arcman on Oct 10, 2010 10:56 AM PDT reply actions  

A backup?

He should be our starting 2B next year.

by PL78 on Oct 10, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's nice, but I would prefer to think of it as Scott Hatteberg Day

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 10, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I did consider mentioning Hattie.

They can share the honor. Hattebarton? Daricberg? Hattedale?

by whiteshoes40 on Oct 10, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stapledad?

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 10, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I support this.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Oct 10, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its Ziggys Bday today as well

What we’re asking is for people to stop pretending that ipse dixit counts as a "source." When you make a claim about baseball, you should be willing to put some reasonable amount of effort into explaining why it’s correct if someone asks you to. That’s basic respect for the other poster. - PT

by designatedforassignment on Oct 10, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The A's were felled too.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Oct 10, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone need anything from the store?

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 10, 2010 11:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Okay, I'm back

You want the lemon pepper or the teriyaki?

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 10, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

i went earlier, thanks

water, detergent, wheat thins.

alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for October = thinking next year will be ActA'sber.

by ak_A on Oct 10, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Evan going Longoria

5-0 Rays

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by Hit4TheCycle on Oct 10, 2010 11:53 AM PDT reply actions  

That guy from Desperate Housewives just hit a HR!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Oct 10, 2010 11:53 AM PDT reply actions  

GO RAYS! Woot.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 10, 2010 12:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, crap.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 10, 2010 12:08 PM PDT reply actions  

for VLAD.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 10, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

0-2

one more of those curves, bur farther outside

!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam

by cuppingmaster on Oct 10, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woot.

Again.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 10, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nooooo!

damnit.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 10, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tough luck

Pay more attention next time

"Good thing you can't hit, otherwise everybody would hate you"
– H.J.S., my ex coach (while drunkenly talking to me during a team visit to a strip joint)

by elcroata on Oct 10, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was doing my hair.

/girl

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 10, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh well

Then it’s OK

"Good thing you can't hit, otherwise everybody would hate you"
– H.J.S., my ex coach (while drunkenly talking to me during a team visit to a strip joint)

by elcroata on Oct 10, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a gif of this?

I really, really want to see it (and it probably should be giffed anyway)

Needs moar dingerz and moar Josh Donaldson.

by Blicks on Oct 10, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish

It was right after Vlad’s K. It’ll be on the replay later I’m sure

!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam

by cuppingmaster on Oct 10, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

here you go. hat tip draysbay

Needs moar dingerz and moar Josh Donaldson.

by Blicks on Oct 10, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

woot! Vlad K's!

!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam

by cuppingmaster on Oct 10, 2010 12:10 PM PDT reply actions  

This Rays Rangers rivalry

Shaping up to be a classic.

The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast

by Hit4TheCycle on Oct 10, 2010 12:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn you Nelson Cruz.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 10, 2010 12:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Losing 5-1 really is much the same as losing 5-0

The Rays need to nip this in the bud, though.

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 10, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stripey socks!!

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 10, 2010 12:23 PM PDT reply actions  

it's been done before. (yep, spits)

alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for October = thinking next year will be ActA'sber.

by ak_A on Oct 10, 2010 12:28 PM PDT reply actions  

How many pitchers has TB burned through?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 10, 2010 12:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Only three

"Good thing you can't hit, otherwise everybody would hate you"
– H.J.S., my ex coach (while drunkenly talking to me during a team visit to a strip joint)

by elcroata on Oct 10, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Choate is LOOGY, anyway

"Good thing you can't hit, otherwise everybody would hate you"
– H.J.S., my ex coach (while drunkenly talking to me during a team visit to a strip joint)

by elcroata on Oct 10, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Psst. David. The camera with the red light is the one that's on right now.

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 10, 2010 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Blargh. Ate lunch too fast.

Kind of sucks about the Braves losing their closer.

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's go Rays!

Needs moar dingerz and moar Josh Donaldson.

by Blicks on Oct 10, 2010 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

What a homer cameraman fail

Murphy just hit a fly ball, and camera centered first on second deck, then on first, and then finally on Joyce catching the ball about 30 ft short of the warning track

"Good thing you can't hit, otherwise everybody would hate you"
– H.J.S., my ex coach (while drunkenly talking to me during a team visit to a strip joint)

by elcroata on Oct 10, 2010 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Glenn Kuiper must be wroking it.

Rajai Davis is quicker than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

by 9Custs on Oct 10, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, damn, while heading down the channels to TNThd

I missed Madonna’s Truth or Dare concert.

alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for October = thinking next year will be ActA'sber.

by ak_A on Oct 10, 2010 1:18 PM PDT reply actions  

She is still alive?

"Good thing you can't hit, otherwise everybody would hate you"
– H.J.S., my ex coach (while drunkenly talking to me during a team visit to a strip joint)

by elcroata on Oct 10, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

this.

Needs moar dingerz and moar Josh Donaldson.

by Blicks on Oct 10, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

evidently......i see references to her while waiting in line at grocery store on the magazines.

alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for October = thinking next year will be ActA'sber.

by ak_A on Oct 10, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zombie Madonna.

Needs moar dingerz and moar Josh Donaldson.

by Blicks on Oct 10, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

what's the T shirt with the hand?

alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for October = thinking next year will be ActA'sber.

by ak_A on Oct 10, 2010 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup

There is a two-hand antler on the back

"Good thing you can't hit, otherwise everybody would hate you"
– H.J.S., my ex coach (while drunkenly talking to me during a team visit to a strip joint)

by elcroata on Oct 10, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolwut

emphasis: #2

Needs moar dingerz and moar Josh Donaldson.

by Blicks on Oct 10, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay.

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 10, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

go Rays!!!

!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam

by cuppingmaster on Oct 10, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Rays win!

Now, go Braves, then later, go Reds!

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

Tied up?! That’s awesome.

by danmerqury on Oct 10, 2010 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, gross -- the Chop.

I’m rooting for Tim, but I’m not rooting for those stupid Braves fans.

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 10, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

this

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

thsi

Needs moar dingerz and moar Josh Donaldson.

by Blicks on Oct 10, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAIL

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Booing Buster Posey

Stay classy, Braves fans.

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 10, 2010 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

They were just telling it like it is

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think he was out, but whatev.

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 10, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Make-up call for game 1

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough.

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 10, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was a terrible slide

he overslid with his right hand and they tagged his left.

!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam

by cuppingmaster on Oct 10, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huddy not happy

!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam

by cuppingmaster on Oct 10, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHA

1st quarter nearly complete in Oakland:
Chargers 117 yards, Raiders 24 yards
Raiders have blocked two punts, one for a safety and the other for a TD
Chargers have fumbled twice deep in Raider territory.
12-0 Raiders.

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

so THAT's where everyone is.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 10, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The choice is completely clear to me.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 10, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

true enough.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 10, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's people in the postseason besides Huddy?

NGL, I want a Rays/Braves WS. With all my heart.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Oct 10, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 10, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

What happened?

Needs moar dingerz and moar Josh Donaldson.

by Blicks on Oct 10, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Long drive to RCF by Fontenot

Heyward got his glove on the ball but it came out when he hit the wall.

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

D:

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Oct 10, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heyward smashed into the wall trying to catch the ball

Spent a long time on the ground, long delay while they decided he could keep playing.

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 10, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brooks Conrad sucks at baseball

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Listening on radio

was that deep enough to be Hayward’s play in normal circumstances?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 10, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heyward should've taken it

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately, to Hayward it was probably

Conrad: “I got it!”
Heyward: “Which one?”

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 10, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's hope he doesn't suck at running

‘cuz I’m gonna be chasing him down the street with RAAAGE.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Oct 10, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

How long was that guy in our system?

Thank God we purged him as the utility INF guy.

by hishnik on Oct 11, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHY ARE YOU WRECKING THIS FOR HUDDY?

I WILL WRECK YOUUUUUUUU.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Oct 10, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Tradition

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 10, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the way this announcer says Sanchez.

I hate the way TBS broadcasts every game.

A's Fan in Sweden

"Some of us know him as the a-hole who piled into Ray Fosse in an All-Star game (it's why Ray is the way he is folks)" - OptimistPrime

by travdog6 on Oct 10, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

There is a point where your team should just boot you for fail.

GODDAMN YES. TIMMY HUDSON WILL TAKE CARE OF THIS SHIT FOR HIMSELF BECAUSE YOU ALL SUCK AND HUDDY DOESN’T NEED ANY OF YOU.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Oct 10, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Conrad is al kind of FAIL....but Huddy is well - WONDERFUL!!

CT ..."he’s not just an asshat with a mic" - cuppingmaster

by Berry Jo on Oct 10, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a dirty bunt by Sanchez

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

All bunts are.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Oct 10, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BROOKS CONRAD.

i see the braves went drinking last night.

Needs moar dingerz and moar Josh Donaldson.

by Blicks on Oct 10, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy!

nice fielding.

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 10, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

"Nice play by Hudson! The Athletic Tim Hudson made the play and then went sprawling down the 1B line!"

That’s how the Braves’ radio PXP guy described the bunt pop-up. But he many not have capitalized the word “Athletic”…

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 10, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Huddy -------> Athletics plz.

Needs moar dingerz and moar Josh Donaldson.

by Blicks on Oct 10, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That red does nothing for him

Green and white and grey and gold — much more becoming.

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 10, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's very true.

The A’s dark green really looks fabulous on most people, compared to these crazy orange-y reds everyone is so fond of.

The A’s home whites just made him look so… badass. And the tightness of his pants was certainly helpful.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Oct 10, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

So goodass, not badass

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 10, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should see a doctor.

And the last remnants memory destroys.

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 10, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I see part one of my fail prediction of the Rangers has come true,

They looked so scared when Tampa got up off the floor yesterday….silly, stupid chair-throwers—the post-season is for real teams.

And the last remnants memory destroys.

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 10, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

A Rangers' loss in game 5 would definitely take the sting out for the Twins fans

and for me. Rangers-NYY = Nick not enjoying much of the ALCS.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 10, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

And the sting of the most likely NLCS matchup.

Needs moar dingerz and moar Josh Donaldson.

by Blicks on Oct 10, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

shit, don't worrry.

The stink of fail is strong on the chair-throwers.

And the last remnants memory destroys.

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 10, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, yes

down with chair-throwers.

Needs moar dingerz and moar Josh Donaldson.

by Blicks on Oct 10, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you hate the Phils and Philly fans

I live across the river from Philly now, and I root for the Phils in this kind of situation. I don’t like Phila fans much, but this is an obsessive football town, and anything that pulls these folks into being bigger baseball fans than football fans is fine with me. Plus, I don’t really hate any of their key players.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 10, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Redskins won?

They look half decent? Well, that’s new.

Needs moar dingerz and moar Josh Donaldson.

by Blicks on Oct 10, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soon it will be time for me to go cook some dinner

Actually, it’s probably that time now.

Sausages and this sweet potato recipe.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 10, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

nom nom nom

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That looks amazingly delicious.

Needs moar dingerz and moar Josh Donaldson.

by Blicks on Oct 10, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not gonna guarantee that it's going to look like that!

Actually, I’m cooking it with mini-sweet potatoes I bought from a really great organic stand at our town’s farmer’s market. So I won’t be peeling them, just cleaning and cutting them. And it’ll look different.

Anyhoo, better get to work on this. I’ll be back later!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 10, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not necessarily look

moreso the ingredients are all things I enjoy.

Needs moar dingerz and moar Josh Donaldson.

by Blicks on Oct 10, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

but, enjoy!

Needs moar dingerz and moar Josh Donaldson.

by Blicks on Oct 10, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also listening to former a

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 10, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

...to former Athletic Don Sutton on ATL's radio PXP.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 10, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Conrad better hit a HR here

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

The rout is on in Oakland

Now 14-12 Chargers. Raiders have no offense, and just gave up a touchdown after giving the Chargers an extra series by roughing the punter. Raiders are lucky they aren’t down by 4 TDs right now.

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

and no offensive line

A problem that could’ve been addressed had they drafted a left tackle (cough-cough Michael Oher) last season.

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shh shh shh shhh...

There’s no need to go into that.

by danmerqury on Oct 10, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dickhead Hands of Brick

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by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh right, him.

And the last remnants memory destroys.

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 10, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It can't be......

Is he……Could he be…….gulp …….Turtle man?

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Oct 10, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Braves are dropping like flies

And by flies, I mean pop-ups to Brooks Conrad.

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Those DP skillz are a Bay Area specialty.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Oct 10, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

We should go after Juan Uribe this offseason

He already would be a True Athletic.

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

If McCovey were in charge of the trades

they’d give us Uribe and Sandoval for the “Ket-tle corn” vendor.

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 10, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

We'd need more cake

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never gets old

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 10, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I'd like it more if

1. I weren’t a distant cousin of the panda.
2. Equally distracted by delicious, sly and clever Oddyseus cake.

And the last remnants memory destroys.

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 10, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd say about 20 feet

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

Needs moar dingerz and moar Josh Donaldson.

by Blicks on Oct 10, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe he won that game with a walk-off HR

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Teehee. Huddy has a bat.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Oct 10, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Woo, Rays! I'm glad we get a Game 5.

Game 5s are fun. Except if you were the A’s in the early ‘00s. But let’s not talk about that.

by whiteshoes40 on Oct 10, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

We didn't bring that up.

Hey Shoes.
Been too long.

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Oct 10, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just can't help it.

Every time the playoffs come around, memories of ALDS’s past come flooding back.

Fortunately that also includes Game 1 in ’03 (Rrrrrramon!) and the sweep in ’06. Happy times.

by whiteshoes40 on Oct 10, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marco! Scutaro!

There, that oughta last you for a while.

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Oct 10, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I went out to get lunch

I was thinking about how warm it was, and remembering that one excessively hot series against the Yankees. My friends and I had seats in the left field bleachers and the two of us who are particularly sensitive to heat spent the first inning in our seats, the second inning standing in line for lemonade, the third and fourth innings sitting on the cool concrete of the bleacher concourse drinking our lemonades and watching the game on the monitors, the fifth inning back in our seats, the sixth inning in line for the ladies’ room, the seventh inning getting more cold drinks, and the eighth and ninth innings in our seats. For the second game, I think we had to park over on the other side of the freeway so we missed the first three innings and just went directly to the cool concrete portion of the day.

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 10, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Avoid Madelines today.

And the last remnants memory destroys.

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 10, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

My next shipment is going out via DHL

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

bingo

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

i kept googling the group ups, even 'fine song by ups" and nothing.

alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for October = thinking next year will be ActA'sber.

by ak_A on Oct 10, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

heck of a play

alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for October = thinking next year will be ActA'sber.

by ak_A on Oct 10, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

huddy has some of the looks of what would be a miniature matt holliday

alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for October = thinking next year will be ActA'sber.

by ak_A on Oct 10, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

2nd trending topic on Twitter: Brooks Conrad.

That’s when you know you’ve made it. And sometimes, it’s not a good thing.

by whiteshoes40 on Oct 10, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Looking at the tweets that pop up

this one is great:

“Brooks Conrad… Georgian for Pablo Sandoval.” JM #sfgiants

Needs moar dingerz and moar Josh Donaldson.

by Blicks on Oct 10, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh. Derek Lowe.

You just HAD to bring up ‘03, didn’t you?

by whiteshoes40 on Oct 10, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Same.

Needs moar dingerz and moar Josh Donaldson.

by Blicks on Oct 10, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mute button = your friend.

Needs moar dingerz and moar Josh Donaldson.

by Blicks on Oct 10, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

hopefully soon, the tv ad with the little wimp, Parker, should go away

alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for October = thinking next year will be ActA'sber.

by ak_A on Oct 10, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, help Huddy out.

Does he have to do this all alone?

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Oct 10, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

1 baserunner so far...on a walk!

somebody buy’em a hit.

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Oct 10, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huddy needs to hit a HR

Do it all on his own.

Needs moar dingerz and moar Josh Donaldson.

by Blicks on Oct 10, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

More former A's: Ron Gant doing an ad for a roofing company on the ATL radio broadcast

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 10, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

damn that's awesome

Needs moar dingerz and moar Josh Donaldson.

by Blicks on Oct 10, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet potato update:

halfway through cooking. Smell awesome.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 10, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet, sweet, potato

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

wp, drk!

And the last remnants memory destroys.

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 10, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

or to my brain...

And the last remnants memory destroys.

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 10, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

what's up??

CT ..."he’s not just an asshat with a mic" - cuppingmaster

by Berry Jo on Oct 10, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

nothing, but I just took a shower and it was very, very interesting.

Much more interesting than a shower has any right to be.

And the last remnants memory destroys.

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 10, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Evidently, Turner Field isn't sold out for tomorrow's game

Radio broadcast really pushing hard for ticket sales.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 10, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

They had something on the scoreboard too, apparently

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 10, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

{sob}

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 10, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice play

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Good one!

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 10, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

:)

Didn’t think it would help that fast. Yeah Huddy!

by A's Fan KT on Oct 10, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Broken up by Huddy!

CT ..."he’s not just an asshat with a mic" - cuppingmaster

by Berry Jo on Oct 10, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boy, do they miss Prado.

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Oct 10, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

@Kyli - I guess Timmy DOES have to do it all himself!

CT ..."he’s not just an asshat with a mic" - cuppingmaster

by Berry Jo on Oct 10, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

As stupid as giving the unholy trinity of BA/HR/RBI as the offensive stats

It’s even stupider when they give these for the division series.

And yay Huddy.

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

This

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 10, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jim Powell, Braves' PXP guy just interrupted Sutton

before that pitch and said, “I say Hudson breaks up the no-no right here.”

2 seconds later, single by Timmeh.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 10, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn.

Needs moar dingerz and moar Josh Donaldson.

by Blicks on Oct 10, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

Needs moar dingerz and moar Josh Donaldson.

by Blicks on Oct 10, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

this would make me happy

CT ..."he’s not just an asshat with a mic" - cuppingmaster

by Berry Jo on Oct 10, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crud!

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Oct 10, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, isn't this the seventh-inning stretch?

Aren’t we supposed to be watching Ted Turner’s great-niece’s former babysitter sing “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” while the announcers keep reverential silence?

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 10, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I love you.

And the last remnants memory destroys.

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 10, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I concur

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you!

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 10, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Thank God I'm a Country Boy"?

no

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by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

So basically, Jonathan Sanchez has become Cliff Lee

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 10, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

He has been very good, especially late in the season

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by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently.

that seems to be a recurring theme throughout baseball this season. In unrelated news, I think MLB finally got rid of PEDs in baseball.

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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 10, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jairo!

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by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Jairo in the pen!

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 10, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez is flat-out dirty today

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh - fire weather this week

linky

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by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Do not want

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 10, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta be Posey or maybe Heyward

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by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree completely

There are some fool writers (based back east, of course) who will downgrade Posey since he didn’t start the season in the majors.

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm really annoyed by this teach-baby-to-read ad

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 10, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Bochy, you know you want to go the the 'pen

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by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL - Braves fan wearing a YANKEES SUCK shirt

And Brooks Conrad continues to suck at baseball.

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Guide description for tonight's episode of The Simpsons:

“Marge and Bart spend the day at the amusement park, where former MLB manager Mike Scioscia gives Bart advice.”

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

[sigh]

And the last remnants memory destroys.

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 10, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

not hard to make bro

2 avocados, 1 tomato (seeded), 1/2 a red onion, a little cilantro, lime juice, 2 jalapenos (optional) and a 2 or 3 cloves of garlic. stir, stir, stir

by stm72 on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

double or nothing says he eats it

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by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOOT!

And the last remnants memory destroys.

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOT!

And the last remnants memory destroys.

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoo hooo!

Let’s hear it for the former A’s!!!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Romo might want to shave after this game.

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw. Eric Hinske is so happy.

I like the playoffs because they all get so excited all the time. it’s fun.

by whiteshoes40 on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Tee hee!

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Hinske!!!!!!

!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam

by cuppingmaster on Oct 10, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Hinske

Out of nowhere has been on World Series teams.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Oct 10, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

How many thus far?

"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus

by Zonis on Oct 10, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

2

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by Hit4TheCycle on Oct 10, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 in a row, apparently.

Red Sox, Rays, Yankees. (According to the TBS TV guy.)

by whiteshoes40 on Oct 10, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sign him, Billy!

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by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Former A crushing Giants?

YeS!

"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus

by Zonis on Oct 10, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Much better when he's with the Braves than when he's with the slegnA

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 10, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

God, there's that Braves warchant thingy

Ugh. Thank god A’s fans have never done anything that bad.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 10, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

We invented the Wave

we are that bad

"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus

by Zonis on Oct 10, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The wave is really stupid and annoying

but it’s not actively offensive the way that warchant thing and the “tomahawk chop” are.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 10, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Wave isn't racist

but it doesn’t have any merchandising value, so I’m sure the Braves prefer it.

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 10, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The winner of this game will likely win the series

Can they hold on?

"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus

by Zonis on Oct 10, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

douchey fucking beards.

And the last remnants memory destroys.

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 10, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Judging by his picture on mlb.com's Gameday

Craig Kimbrel is about 12 years old.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 10, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

All these guys look so damn young anymore

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

So he can watch you weave

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by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

His wife beats him.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Oct 10, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woot! Raiders lead with 3:39 to go

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by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

sorry what was that? All I heard was "team that destroyed the A's baseball field"

"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus

by Zonis on Oct 10, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

ppppfffttt.

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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez trying to hit the ball nine miles

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by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

then he remembered that he's a singles hitter

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by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It only has to help them for 2 more games

"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus

by Zonis on Oct 10, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damnit this better be a Giant Tease

If they win we’ll never hear the end of it… till the NLCS

"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus

by Zonis on Oct 10, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Chargers can take all the time they need

Just have to hold on to the ball.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Oct 10, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FAIL

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

oh god damnit

Giants tie the game, and the Braves get hurt AGAIN

"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus

by Zonis on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap

Terrible call by Braves’ PXP guy. I know it’s bad for the Braves, but he called it like a single in the 6th inning of a game in June.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I just lip-read Lincecum saying "Fuck yeah!" again

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Profane Timmy is profane

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by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

in fairness, it's the pot.

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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 10, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shouldn't he just lie back on the bench and say "awesome, dude"?

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 10, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

he did right after.

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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 10, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think his exact words would be, "Hey bud, let's party!"

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 10, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forget lip-reading - I heard it on that last replay

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

TD RAIDERS- MAYBE!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Oct 10, 2010 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Tuck rule.

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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT'S GOOD! The TD, not the tuck rule.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Oct 10, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Conradfail X3

He’s lucky Charlie Finley doesn’t own the Braves.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Bucknered

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

At least Buckner's play was on a ball with some wicked spin

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by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lauren Conrad could be playing

And it’d be more attractive.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Oct 10, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Phone call, what happened?

Braves choke?

"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus

by Zonis on Oct 10, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Hard ground ball right to, and through, un-Brooks Conrad

Brooks Robinson wants his name back, by the way.

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

God damn I hate the Giants

"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus

by Zonis on Oct 10, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Honestly, these two games --

maybe the worst 2B defense I’ve ever seen by a player.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 10, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I mean three games, sorry.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 10, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ever heard of a guy named D'Angelo Jiminez?

"Loyal? I'm the most loyal player money can buy." - Don Sutton

by vignette17 on Oct 10, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who dan mentioned like two posts down....

Eh, my mention is higher up.

"Loyal? I'm the most loyal player money can buy." - Don Sutton

by vignette17 on Oct 10, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heyward is hitless this series

except for this homerun in this ab.

"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus

by Zonis on Oct 10, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

You know, I'm a little old to have jumped on the Conan bus,

but his promos are consistently funny.

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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 10, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Braves announcers ripping Wilson's beard

"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus

by Zonis on Oct 10, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL - TBS had four of those five as balls

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

What are those loud sounds I hear coming from the Arkansas area?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Oct 10, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

This is how I feel right now

"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus

by Zonis on Oct 10, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, Freddy Sanchez is very good at defense, either

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by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

er, NOT very good

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by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the series is over...

well crap

"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus

by Zonis on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I might choke something tonight

"Ain't no man can avoid being born average, but there ain't no man got to be common." - Satchel Paige

by YonYonson on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

You'll be in company with conrad....

he needed the heimlich!

CT ..."he’s not just an asshat with a mic" - cuppingmaster

by Berry Jo on Oct 10, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

ewww

Well, I can guarantee I won’t be listening to KNBR on the way to work tomorrow morning

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by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

they'll be insufferable

CT ..."he’s not just an asshat with a mic" - cuppingmaster

by Berry Jo on Oct 10, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHOOOOO!!!

Who was it that had a bet on the game?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Oct 10, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah - I'm impressed

I expected them to fold up like a cheap newspaper when the Chargers took the lead. Instead, they won it with good play in the 4th quarter, just like a good team should do.

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have been robbed of my rightful schadenfreude

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 10, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

this

I gonna go pick around in my former front lawn and contemplate a Gnats/Phillies NLCS

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, no way that team beats this team.

The Giants have just ran into a team that wants to lose more than they do.

The Phillies don’t have that problem, neither do the Yankees. The higher they rise, the greater the fall.

And the last remnants memory destroys.

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 10, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ramon! I like you.

(But hopefully there aren’t any plays at the plate.)

by whiteshoes40 on Oct 10, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Cox overmanaged his way to defeat

Craig Kimbrel has 45 strikeouts in like 22 innings this season. A walk doesn’t hurt you.

Why on earth would you lift him just to play lefty/righty? Even if he manages to give up a hit, you’ve got the lefty for extra innings. Terrible decisionmaking.

"We don't want our people to be preoccupied with seminude, crazy men jumping up and down who are chasing an inflated object," said Sheik Mohamed Osman Arus, head of operations for the Hizbul Islam insurgent group.

by PaulThomas on Oct 10, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Cox has managed pretty terribly all series

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 10, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, i agree with this

Needs moar dingerz and moar Josh Donaldson.

by Blicks on Oct 10, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

you ready to friend me yet?

You’ve seen pictures of me. I’m a big polar bear, nothing to worry about…

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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 10, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep.

Unless you’re Mark Ellis. But I don’t think you are.

by whiteshoes40 on Oct 10, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can delete friends, right?

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Oct 10, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can delete friends, right?

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Oct 10, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

On Facebook?

yeah

Needs moar dingerz and moar Josh Donaldson.

by Blicks on Oct 10, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

So what's the risk?

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Oct 10, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

iunno

Needs moar dingerz and moar Josh Donaldson.

by Blicks on Oct 10, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, that

Smart, very smart. :

Needs moar dingerz and moar Josh Donaldson.

by Blicks on Oct 10, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, no mocking.

Internet life is separate from real life.

by whiteshoes40 on Oct 10, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are several.

But some people think the two worlds are separate.

I don’t really understand that, but…to each their own.

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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 10, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course.

No pressure, whatsoever.

by lynnzgal on Oct 10, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yes.

Just for me, I keep it separate.

by whiteshoes40 on Oct 10, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You want to keep your internet life and your personal life separate,

because you’re actually a man. Who doesn’t teach Moneyball to college students.

by danmerqury on Oct 10, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, by "internet life" I pretty much just mean AN.

Facebook is real-life friends.

I still don’t know why this makes me a man.

by whiteshoes40 on Oct 10, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry, I can't let this stand.

It’s Wile E. Coyote. He’s a legend, get his name right, please.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Oct 10, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not only a legend, but a Super Genius

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forgiven, you are

After all, you were at the Coli today cheering on the RAIDERS!

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG!

It was a roller coaster ride!

I just want them to remember what it felt like, and that this is the way they MUST play week in, week out.

by lynnzgal on Oct 10, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Philly about to say hi and bye to Rolen

I wonder what kind of response will they give Burrell.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Oct 10, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I will boldly predict that they will boo

Except he won’t be playing in Philly, because the Braves will win the next 2 games and eliminate the Giants.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 10, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty good game

I made some money, everybody is happy.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Oct 10, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

does anyone understand the commercial with the little boys rcing home?

It’s been on the air for about a year or two now and I still don’t understand it.

And the last remnants memory destroys.

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 10, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

The price of procrastination

I’m cleaning up the living room, and as I’m sweeping the floor I notice that there’s something stuck behind the bookcase — so I pull it out with the aid of the broom, and it’s…..the envelope with my 2010 season tickets and parking passes that I’d mislaid around the end of June. HAHAHAHAHA.

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 10, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Cleaning

Restore the order of your surroundings. Restore the order of your life.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Oct 10, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should write that on my bathroom mirror, or something

but I think I prefer the saying on a brochure I just got: “Life is too short to clean your own house”.

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 10, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oopsie!

That reminds me, you and I should do the weekday day games together next year. That was fun!

by lynnzgal on Oct 10, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I pray that I have a 9-5 job by April

but I don’t think it’s going to happen. so, let’s! Hope we can find the other tambourine lady.

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 10, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frank Wren looks st00pid now.

Why the hell is your only infield backup Brooks Conrad. Especially since Chipper got hurt pretty early in the season which made All-Star Omar Infante a full time player.

Needs moar dingerz and moar Josh Donaldson.

by Blicks on Oct 10, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

He's their fourth infielder

BOTH their starting infielders are out with injuries right now. It’s one thing to make sure you have a quality utilityman, but asking for two of them is asking a lot of your GM.

They could have gone with Troy Glaus and moved Infante to 2B, I suppose, or started no-hit Diory Hernandez, but those guys have their own major defects. Glaus is as bad in the field as Conrad is, and Hernandez can’t hit a lick.

"We don't want our people to be preoccupied with seminude, crazy men jumping up and down who are chasing an inflated object," said Sheik Mohamed Osman Arus, head of operations for the Hizbul Islam insurgent group.

by PaulThomas on Oct 10, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

very true, very true

didn’t know this.

Needs moar dingerz and moar Josh Donaldson.

by Blicks on Oct 10, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game is harshing my buzz.

Fixing dinner would be more entertaining and productive.

by lynnzgal on Oct 10, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

So Badger's in a Coor Light commercial.

Keeping the dream alive, I see.

And the last remnants memory destroys.

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 10, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

that was so a GIDP.

UMPIRING.

Needs moar dingerz and moar Josh Donaldson.

by Blicks on Oct 10, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

Needs moar dingerz and moar Josh Donaldson.

by Blicks on Oct 10, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

So why are you so anti-Phillies, Blicks?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 10, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I live in DC, and thus the Nats are my NL team

I go out to about 5 games a year, maybe less—- if the A’s are in DC/Baltimore when I’m able to make it out, I go, but even if they aren’t (like in 2010, sad), I enjoy going to games.

I appreciate (and envy) the size and dedication of their fanbase (the same I’d say about Yankees/Red Sox fanbase), but the two games I ended up going to this year that were Phillies games (Opening Day 2010 and another game) - definitely were rather drunk, classless, and heckling annoying—-at least, where I sat.

Also, my roommate. Big time Phils fan. Not a fun person to watch sports with in general. Fun to spite on sports related stuff. This is probably the big reason.

Needs moar dingerz and moar Josh Donaldson.

by Blicks on Oct 10, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 10, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey it's me

on my brand new refurbished IBM Thinkpad which I am using to make my unproductive baseball watching time more productive by doing my work while viewing.

OMG the Raiders, wacchampions and Ralph must be roasting Chris “SD” Townsend over a Twitter spit fire right now.

Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?

by emperor nobody on Oct 10, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha!

They’re doing it LIVE!

by lynnzgal on Oct 10, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL at the Niners

Trailing 17-10 to the Iggles. On 3rd and 18, they just gave up a 19-20 yard scramble to the QB (who is not named Vick). Three guys had a shot at him short of the first down – whiff!

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

They're still in the game.

Just gotta get the ball to Crabtree and Davis.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Oct 10, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That they are

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Granted, Alex Smith is trash.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Oct 10, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

hapless

alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for October = thinking next year will be ActA'sber.

by ak_A on Oct 10, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unlike the Phillies, who are Happ-less

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put in David Carr! I could do with a laugh.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Oct 10, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

"We want Carr!"

Oh god how you guys deserve him. Put him in coach!

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Oct 10, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

(looks up and focuses for once....) 9th. oh well

alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for October = thinking next year will be ActA'sber.

by ak_A on Oct 10, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Alex Smith, thy name is Ineptitude.

Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?

by emperor nobody on Oct 10, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Carlos Ruiz

Has been a huge 8 hole.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Oct 10, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Philly may boo

But San Francisco gives a lot of heat to teams all the time.

The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast

by Hit4TheCycle on Oct 10, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate fans.

“Boooooooo.”

How about rather than booing you leave the stadium?

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Oct 10, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

hey guys! This is my first time watching Chapman pitch.

holy. shit.
and I thought H-Rod was impressive

"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10

by MissOakland on Oct 10, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I literally thought

holy shit the ball gets there so fast! haha expert analysis

"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10

by MissOakland on Oct 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he is supposed to be converted to a starter next year

insane. Can’t wait to watch him go a full game

"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10

by MissOakland on Oct 10, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was bummed out when we lost the bidding for him.

Now…seeing him actually pitch just reopens the wound.

by danmerqury on Oct 10, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

How long is he signed for?

"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10

by MissOakland on Oct 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Six years.

And assuming his elbow isn’t in tatters on the grass by the end of that…he’s getting a HUGE payday, way out of our price range.

by danmerqury on Oct 10, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wow.

Well…I’m going to pretend like we never ever had a chance at him..Makes it okay

"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10

by MissOakland on Oct 10, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did the announcer really just say that Chapman was the most anticipated call-up?

Um….Stephen Strasburg……

"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10

by MissOakland on Oct 10, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

The greatness of the Raiders

Michael Bush….I love you…..Jason Campbell….I love you…..Chargers special teams….I love you…..Bruce Gradkowski…stay on the bench please……49ers….you’re next!….We’re going all the way!….(well maybe not but it was a great game and a great win)

But seriously,folks....

by Bed on Oct 10, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

You're so lucky!...what a great game that was!

I’m still on cloud 9

But seriously,folks....

by Bed on Oct 10, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to admit,

there were moments when I wanted to leave. The refs had a lot to do with that. But the boys did not let anything stand in their way today.

It reminded me of the Raiders of old. OH! And 00 was on the field before the game today. He looked great! He chatted with everyone and signed autographs for days.

by lynnzgal on Oct 10, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm glad some of us had

fun with football today….lol

"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10

by MissOakland on Oct 10, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

that was terrible. I was shocked that they lost.

"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10

by MissOakland on Oct 10, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Cowboys have talent but Wade Phillips isn't a head coach

he’s a better fit at defensive coordinator…the Cowboys can still bounce back but they need to start winning pretty soon.

But seriously,folks....

by Bed on Oct 10, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would loooooove

a new head coach. I’m coming around to Romo (as in, not yelling fuck you romo every 5 seconds) and I like the rest of the team. It’s a little ridiculous to let the Titans take it away like that

"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10

by MissOakland on Oct 10, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know what it is,

but it seems like the Cowboys always have a team full of really special players, and yet, they’re always less than the sum of their parts. At this point, it’s got to be the coaching’s fault.

by danmerqury on Oct 10, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Romo for the most part

but he does make some bonehead plays at the worst times it seems.

But seriously,folks....

by Bed on Oct 10, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree.

I honestly was all for them going to the Superbowl this year I thought they could take it all. Then again, I know a lot more about baseball then football so I was a BIT overly optimistic

"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10

by MissOakland on Oct 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I KNOW!

Oh man. What a great game.

by danmerqury on Oct 10, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

my goodness gidp.....what a deflation

alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for October = thinking next year will be ActA'sber.

by ak_A on Oct 10, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Bye-bye, Dusty

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I cant wait

to see our boys covered in champagne next year ;) haha

"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10

by MissOakland on Oct 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I say we have our own

AN champagne celebration when the division is wrapped up next year.. Although it could lead to trouble :P

"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10

by MissOakland on Oct 10, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, man.

That is a wonderful amazing awesome terrible horrible silly idea.

by danmerqury on Oct 10, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

They robbed us of our schadenfreude

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the team that should have won, won the game.

The Braves obviously did not want to win the game.

Having said that, I cannot believe what a stupid, stupid thing just came out of my mouth/computer.

To combat the ego, Imma go ahead and post this.

And the last remnants memory destroys.

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's odd.

Texting with an old ex who actually did wrestle with bear. She was just telling me the story….

And the last remnants memory destroys.

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 10, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no.

Brooks Conrad is on the front page of Yahoo. You can probably guess why…

by danmerqury on Oct 10, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Just saw that

not. good.

"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10

by MissOakland on Oct 10, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Iggles FAIL

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude, they are actively trying to lose the game.

I think Andy Reid bet on the Niners….

And the last remnants memory destroys.

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 10, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

True Fans

Leave early, for that reason.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Oct 10, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Game over

Niners: 0-5

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

The Autumn Wind is a Raider

pillaging just for fun

He’ll knock you ‘round and upside down
and laugh when he’s conquered and won

But seriously,folks....

by Bed on Oct 10, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Da, Da

Da, duh, duh, Da, duh, duh, Da, Da!

by lynnzgal on Oct 10, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much

Eagles are not a good team.

by Trainman on Oct 10, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be sure, the Niners have had luck which is,

even by the typical standards of Bay Area sports teams (which is to say, the kind of luck that would render normal people incapable of believing in any deity other than one which was actively malevolent), eye-poppingly horrifying. Some normal bounces and the team is 2-3, 3-2 with even a bit of good luck.

That being said, Singletary is not the man for the job. Being a coach is about more than just being a male cheerleader.

"We don't want our people to be preoccupied with seminude, crazy men jumping up and down who are chasing an inflated object," said Sheik Mohamed Osman Arus, head of operations for the Hizbul Islam insurgent group.

by PaulThomas on Oct 10, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He sucks and that's no lie

about as much fun as watching paint dry

But seriously,folks....

by Bed on Oct 10, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, I love you so much

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adios

everyone have a good rest of the night

"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10

by MissOakland on Oct 10, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

The Niners loss has taken some of the sting off the Gnats win

Time to walk the mutt.

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Oct 10, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep.

Time to put food away, watch Iron Chef and Mad Men.

by lynnzgal on Oct 10, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooof.

He talks about “never being a Daric Barton fan”, but that Barton surpassed his expectations by “batting .273”. And then said he was tired of Jack Cust’s act.

by danmerqury on Oct 10, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jack Cust has an act?

I think of Jack Cust as one of the least artificial players around, he is what he is.

by stormtown on Oct 10, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Psssst....

i’m the 5th comment :)

that guy is an idiot haha

"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10

by MissOakland on Oct 10, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah!

I glanced at the comments earlier and noticed that one. Nice.

by danmerqury on Oct 10, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks :)

I read that blog everyday and was excited they finally did the A’s…and then I wasn’t so excited

"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10

by MissOakland on Oct 10, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just added a comment too

The internet is full of good A’s writing, why not ask someone from here or fk or wherever.

by stormtown on Oct 10, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what I was expecting

and that guy’s naem came up. No effort put into that article

"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10

by MissOakland on Oct 10, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

duly eviscerated.

And the last remnants memory destroys.

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 10, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

FK?

Needs moar dingerz and moar Josh Donaldson.

by Blicks on Oct 10, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah

Needs moar dingerz and moar Josh Donaldson.

by Blicks on Oct 10, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

free kraut.

And the last remnants memory destroys.

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 10, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

AN is even linked to that very page!

On the right-hand sidebar. And instead, they got someone from a Cal blog. Huh.

by danmerqury on Oct 10, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, that comment was awesome.

Needs moar dingerz and moar Josh Donaldson.

by Blicks on Oct 10, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean really

If a little 18 year old girl knows more about the team than you do, maybe you shouldnt be writing about them lOl

"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10

by MissOakland on Oct 10, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

thanks :)

"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10

by MissOakland on Oct 10, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah!

The comment section is turning into a dogpile. Rightfully.

by danmerqury on Oct 10, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

These comments

are making me verrry happy. haha. Wish I would have thought to link it!

"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10

by MissOakland on Oct 10, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

...that was special.

He writes for a Cal blog and admitted in the first line that he didn’t watch much of the A’s this season. Obviously.

by whiteshoes40 on Oct 10, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Because there isn’t an A’s blog with several hundred members and several really good writers.

Yep, it doesn’t exist.

Needs moar dingerz and moar Josh Donaldson.

by Blicks on Oct 10, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

[[[thinks of doing a special game thread for tomorrow's game completely mocking the SF Giants]]]

[[[pastes giant overinflated heads on pictures of Barry Bonds and Photoshops balalaika and Turkish Dervish costume onto Barry Zito for practice]]]

Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?

by emperor nobody on Oct 10, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Doooooooooo it.

Needs moar dingerz and moar Josh Donaldson.

by Blicks on Oct 10, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I went on the 49er site and once again I thought it was pretty good

I went on the Raiders site and they don’t even have a recap up yet 5 hours after the game ended….advantage Niners.

But seriously,folks....

by Bed on Oct 10, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Without him that site should just shut down (would anyone notice if it did?)

biggest win of the year and there’s nothing going on there….we need to start our own Raiders site!

But seriously,folks....

by Bed on Oct 10, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

patience, young padwan.

And the last remnants memory destroys.

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 10, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

This may be a problem.

I love my Raiders, but my commentary is shared with my Raider bff only, and a select few. I prefer to stay in the background.

by lynnzgal on Oct 10, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well you should only do what you're comfortable doing

but I’d rather hear what you have to say over the odd views the husband and wife team have on gay people on the Raiders site…we can do a lot better.

But seriously,folks....

by Bed on Oct 10, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know.

I got my ass kicked by hard core Raider fans early on though.

I’m more knowledgeable now, but I’ve never forgotten that.

by lynnzgal on Oct 10, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well those people were pricks

bottom line that site is trash.

But seriously,folks....

by Bed on Oct 10, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup.

And also a good lesson—we should always try to be nice to new people.

And the last remnants memory destroys.

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 10, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Being nice is underrated...a smart person has that on her profile page

I know I haven’t always lived up to it but I’m always trying to do better.

But seriously,folks....

by Bed on Oct 10, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the thing to strive for I think is to post like you'd talk

and that’s what I’m going to try and do from now on….I’m sure I’ll fail a few times but I hope to do better.

But seriously,folks....

by Bed on Oct 10, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I said I think a lot I think in that post I think

oh and thanks, Lynn…I think.

But seriously,folks....

by Bed on Oct 10, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cedrick Bowers filed

what. a. shame.

"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10

by MissOakland on Oct 10, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't wait to be in California this week...if only for a short time

I’ll be getting together with several friends for dinner who are 49er fans and I’m curious to see how down in the dumps they are.

But seriously,folks....

by Bed on Oct 10, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

It's at the Stick, huh?

That’s a miserable place to get to.

And the last remnants memory destroys.

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 10, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twice?

One Niner game, one Giants game. Both freezing. Niner game was hellacious traffic.

And the last remnants memory destroys.

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 10, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

One 49ers game....3 Giants games

what a dump that place is

But seriously,folks....

by Bed on Oct 10, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

[[[homeless guy rifling through my recycling outside]]]

OMG I think it’s Alex Smith!!!!

Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?

by emperor nobody on Oct 10, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

So.....

Transcendent beauty has a new name.

And it is Esperanza Spalding.

{hums softly to self}

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Oct 10, 2010 11:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I know an Esperanza.

While I’m not entirely enamored with his beauty, his jalapeno poppers male me swoon and his carnitas make me wanna stab someone.

And the last remnants memory destroys.

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 11, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is quite similar.

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Oct 11, 2010 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had the same conundrum with the Giants/Braves game.

I want Bay Area sports to do well (I root for the Sharks no matter how many times my hockey-fan friends tell me they’re a dirty, evil team—they never give specifics), so I root for the Giants, but like you, I couldn’t root against Huddy. Somewhere along the way I just found myself rooting for the Braves in general. Not a surprise, as they’re my second team in this year’s postseason. I wish we could get a Giants/Braves World Series.

In terms of rosterbation, I think at this point, Ellis’ option is going to tget picked up. September assured that. Some of us may not be happy with that, but I think it’s a given.

"I wasn't able to extend so I had a serious lack of extension."--Dallas Braden

by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Oct 11, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

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