A Conversation with Michael Taylor
Michael Taylor makes an impression.
From an on the field perspective, his stats speak volumes. Yep, that is a nearly 1000 OPS/400 wOBA in the minors. Yep, he stole 21 bases in 26 attempts last season. But Yogi once said something like numbers are only 90% of half of the game!
I first met Michael in February, 2006 at the Stanford Almuni game. It was a short, informal "hey how are you doing?" kind of introductory conversation. But in that conversation I came away a huge fan. He is a thoughtful, well spoken man without any of the trappings we have come to expect in modern athletes. He is unpretentious and curious.
The first thing you notice upon shaking Taylor's hand is the enormity of it. When I met him I thought "this guy looks like Frank Thomas." Michael is an imposing presence for sure, but to fixate on his size is a disservice. For a guy that big, he is unique in his athletic ability. He reminded me of, for lack of a better comparison, Shaquille O'Neal. He moved fluidly in the field, he had the lightening quick swing of a singles hitter but flashes of the brute power prevalent in late eighties Oakland.
So now that introductions are out of the way, let's get down to the nitty gritty: Who is this Titanic Taylor?
JA: First, what was your reaction to being traded? How did you find out? Did you know you were coming to Oakland by way of Toronto?
MT: I can't really say that I was shocked, but I was a bit surprised because there really had not been much talk or focus on Philadelphia getting into the Roy Halladay trade. I was aware that there was a possibility but it happened extremely fast. I was actually at the gym on the Monday when all the news broke but no one had any concrete details. I actually found out I had been traded the next morning when I received a phone call from Philadelphia's head of minor league player personnel. In that phone call he informed me I was a part of a major league trade for Roy Halladay and that they in turn would flip me to Oakland. That was a shock.
JA: What is it like to first be traded for Roy Halladay and then a guy you played against, in the same conference, in college all on the same day?
MT: I was extremely honored to be a part of the Roy Halladay deal and really excited to be heading to Oakland straight up for a player of Brett Wallace's caliber. I know how talented that guy is as I watched him tear through a tough conference and ruin a lot of weekends for me personally.
JA: You stole A LOT of bases for a big guy last year and were successful 80% of the time. Do you feel like you could one day be a 30/30 guy? Is that a kind of goal you set for yourself or do you focus more on process goals like taking 1,000 swings a day?
MT: Well, honestly my goals are more focused on the process and preparation it takes to have success day in and day out in this game. I try not to set numbers goals because I don't want to sell myself short. What if I get to 30/30 with two weeks left in the season? I do not want to take a mental day off because I reached some preset goal; and vice versa, if I am going to fall short of an arbitrary number I do not want to become discouraged.
JA: What was it like playing in Mexico? Tell us about the stadiums and the fans.
MT: Mexico was a very interesting experience. The passion those fans have for the game is unlike anything in the States. The stadiums were full of bands, dancing and cook-outs. Yes, we had a live bbq in the right field bleachers.
JA: Do you prefer playing in Right or Left? How do you prepare to play defense differently between the two spots?
MT: It does not matter to me. It really just depends on the park actually. Some stadiums are tougher depending on their layout, but personally if I am in right field as opposed to left I try to make sure the ball does not get down into the corner. If that happens it usually means all the runners get an extra base. Not necessarily the case in left.
JA: I just finished watching the home run you hit to complete the cycle in Lehigh Valley. It reminded me of a home run you hit at Santa Clara back in your Stanford days. I have read that your swing has been altered to generate more power since you left the Farm. Is that true and if so how did you go about changing it?
MT: Honestly, my swing has not changed since I was in High School. What has changed, or been refined, is my approach. Also, my understanding of how pitchers and teams want to attack me has improved. The more you are aware of what your opponent wants to do to you the more chance you have to be successful.
JA: Time for a non-baseball question here. If you were locked in a room for 6 hours with a DVD Player and the ability to pick any three movies to watch, what would they be and why?
MT: Anchorman, Major League and Dodgeball. I love to laugh and those are three of my favorite movies of all time. Comedy keeps me in a good mood so If I had to be locked away for six hours I would want my spirits to stay up.
JA: It is rare for a player to make it to Junior College ball. Even more rare to play in the Pac-10. Even more rare to be sitting on the door step of the big leagues after two seasons of minor league ball. Aside from God given talent, what do you attribute your success thus far to?
MT: It takes a lot of hard work and more sacrifice than most people know. But I can sum up all my success with one phrase that I learned during my days as a Cardinal: Work as if everything depends on you and Pray knowing that everything depends on God. That has served me well.
JA: True or False: Toby got robbed in that Heisman vote. Why or why not?
MT: Toby got robbed for a few reasons. 1.) East Coast Bias 2.) Pac-10 does not have a conference championship game so the other candidates got one last game to boost their resumes. 3.) Toby was by far the most consistent and most outstanding running back from beginning to end this year, so how'd he lose the Heisman to a running back? The numbers do not even compare. AND if you wanted to make a tough SEC arguement for Ingram, my rebuttle would be he did not play the whole SEC, it was a down year, and his "Heisman moment" was a missed tackle combined with a defense that was missing one of its best players.
JA: Thanks Michael, can't wait to see you in Oakland.
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I knew I woke up at 5 am for a reason
Wow jeffro great interview man!!!!
I confess that I never looked at Taylor’s stat line until just now, oh my. I wonder if Cust leaves if Michael will get #32, just for the Shaq similarities alone. You read this and you can almost convince yourself that offensive help is on the way and that we may in fact score more than 12 runs the entire season. Damn this division is so winnable too, just makes you salivate with Hope, somebody bring me back to (last-place) reality here!!
Seriously jeffro, thanks for this and I really hope that once the season gets going your friend Mr. Taylor will be available for more in the way of discussion, he sounds like a good kid with his head on straight.
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
Offensive help
It is truly amazing to me, when I look at the guys on the doorstep, to realize the potential coups pulled off by the A’s front office. It has been painful to watch the past two seasons. Chris Carter, Michael Taylor, Adrian Cardenas… those three alone make me all dizzy at the thought of what may come and they all came via trade.
Realistically, 2011 is probably the “go date” on contention because all of these young guys will have kinks to work through. But this next year should be fun to watch as these guys start joining Brett Anderson, Trevor Cahill, Gio Gonzales, etc in working through the kinks. When I was back in New York last year, watching Gio Gonzales dominate the Yankees on a television in some bar at Penn Station, I was already sold on the future.
The guys on deck have me wearing rose colored swim goggles under a rose colored welding mask.
Great interview. He sounds like he has his baseball head on straight. He also knows football pretty well as I believe Gerhart should have won.
"Whether you think you can, or you think you can't, either way, YOU'RE RIGHT !"
For a young man....
he seems to give some thoughtful answers. I’ve always been curious about one thing regarding trades of minor league players. While we know that Oakland is at a disadvantage for signing premier free agents due to various factors, I’d like to know what minor league players think of being traded into the Oakland farm. If I were to venture a guess, I’d think they would be ecstatic because the A’s continually offer youngsters a real chance at making the show. Maybe one of our intrepid editors could bring this up with some of the minor leaguers?
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Minor leaguers care about only one thing
And that is getting a starting job in the Show. It can be Oakland, Toronto, New York, Mongolia. They don’t care where. Just give them a spot somewhere.
And Jeffro:
Great interview.
Great questions.
Great answers.
Love Taylor. LoveLoveLoveLoveLove.
Spring training – here I come!
That's my point!
I’d like to know the general feeling among minor league players concerning getting dealt to the Oakland system. For all the hype about Wallace, can you imagine what he would be thinking if were to be dealt to the Yankee’s? There’s no way he supplants A-Rod or Tex. I would imagine that hot prospects would salivate at the opportunity of being dealt to the Twins, A’s, or TB. As a fan, it kind of takes the sting out of being shunned by the FA’s of the world!
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
I would think that on that standard,
almost any trade is good for a minor leaguer. Almost by definition, the team giving him up doesn’t have room for him and/or the team receiving him has a need for him. I’m sure that’s not true 100% of the time and there will be exceptions, but it’s surely a general pattern of trades.
The result is that being traded usually makes you more likely to start, either because you were blocked at the former club, or there’s a need at your position at the new club.
(But I’m not sure that’s really the right standard for the minor-leaguer’s view. It’s possible he would have become invested in his current system and feel rejected by it. Or he may just dislike the additional disruption of another move.)
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I would think that a player would prefer to be in a franchise doing what Oakland is doing
over something like New York, where each position on the major league team is really tough to crack.
That being said, I think a player would love to be on any major league team, even if it’s the Nationals.
Cool stuff, looking forward to seeing him in a uniform here
Whether it’s in Sacramento first or otherwise.
He’ll get to see the BBQ in left field seats once he’s in the Coliseum.
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Great interview
I get more and more excited about Taylor all the time.
And even though I’m a Cal fan, he’s clearly right about Gerhart. He was far and away the best running back in college this year and he got robbed.
Welcome to Oakland, Michael.
We love you.
I love you.
I think when this season’s over, you and me should get an apartment together.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jan 2, 2010 8:28 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
MICHAEL TAYLOR BUILT THE EIFFEL TOWER OUT OF METAL
AND BRAWN
They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick
MICHAEL TAYLOR DOES NOT SLEEP
HE WAITS…
"I am happy because I do not have unrealistic expectations"- Karma Ura...or an A's fan.
by DyeLongJustice on Jan 2, 2010 9:45 AM PST up reply actions
Michael Taylor does not do push ups...
he pushes the earth down.
"The only way I'm going to get a Gold Glove is with a can of spray paint." - Reggie Jackson
by the_rozeboom on Jan 2, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
Once, Michael Taylor thought he was wrong.
But he was mistaken.
They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick
This could go on forever...
but I think Chuck Norris would be ok with it because Michael Taylor was Chuck Norris before Chuck Norris was Chuck Norris.
"The only way I'm going to get a Gold Glove is with a can of spray paint." - Reggie Jackson
by the_rozeboom on Jan 2, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions
Michael Taylor
should take over the Dos Equis commercials…
Fuck you Bob Geren
by supermarc589 on Jan 2, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions
Michael Taylor once broke the periodic table
because the only element he recognizes is the element of surprise
"I am happy because I do not have unrealistic expectations"- Karma Ura...or an A's fan.
by DyeLongJustice on Jan 2, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions
um, he's great and all, but he's no
(that is a youtube link, iglew)
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by Leopold Bloom on Jan 2, 2010 5:20 PM PST up reply actions
ya, but CNR is no Swisher
"I am happy because I do not have unrealistic expectations"- Karma Ura...or an A's fan.
by DyeLongJustice on Jan 2, 2010 5:27 PM PST up reply actions
sacrilege!
I hope CNR doesn’t haunt your dreams now.
Though you kinda deserve it.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jan 2, 2010 5:29 PM PST up reply actions
Nice interview jeffro!
And of course I’m really looking forward to seeing Michael play.
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
a very articulate and thoughtful young man
not surprising, I suppose, for a Stanford alum. The kid seems very well rounded, and that’s always a good thing for a team. I’ll try not to fault him for his DVD selections (they are kind of funny at least) and his occasional cliche professional athlete tag lines, and instead be greatful for the fact that he has such a multi demensional character and a fantastic attitude. Nice interview (a little surprised you didn’t ask about his diabetes, but then, that’s kind of old news, isn’t it) and welcome to Oakland, Michael. I can’t wait to see you play in the green and gold!
Amen
Totally the best family.
by A's Fan by Design on Jan 2, 2010 8:57 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
I don't think we will ever see a prospect answer a 'three favorite movies' question
With something like Citizen Kane, The Bridge on the River Kwai and Vertigo. Stanford graduate or not, he’s still a kid in his early twenties with very little time for leisure. I don’t think I would be busting by brains with something particularly demanding in my free time if I were him.
That being said, Taylor does sound like one of the most thoughtful young baseball players in recent times. I’ve read his blog on his experiences in Mexico somewhere, I was quite surprised how well-written and perceptive it was.
BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI
a lean night….
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by stranahanahan on Jan 2, 2010 9:38 AM PST up reply actions
Actually it was "The Bridge over the River Kwai" in 1957. Fantastic movie.
bridge on the river kwai was the first attempt that failed and fell into the water…. ;-)
"Whether you think you can, or you think you can't, either way, YOU'RE RIGHT !"
Would any of us answer the question with those three?
I know I wouldn’t.
(Then again, I could probably afford to put at least one of them on my list, because truth to be told, if I were locked in a room for six hours with a DVD, I’d probably watch only two movies and spend the rest of the time just sitting around thinking. Or maybe napping.)
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I'd answer
Star Wars (any of them), Jaws and Tombstone. And then I’d reanswer Caddyshack, The Empire Strikes Back and Monty Python’s Life of Brian. And then I’d change my answer to… Basically, I asked a dumb question, ha!
Why Tombstone over My Darling Clementine?
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 2, 2010 4:43 PM PST up reply actions
MDC was very good, but it did fail to have Cy Toliver in it.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jan 2, 2010 5:25 PM PST up reply actions
For me it would start with Camelot then Paint Your Wagon and last would be Show Boat
I love musicals
"Whether you think you can, or you think you can't, either way, YOU'RE RIGHT !"
I'd definitely pick one of them!
And you could do a lot worse than Citizen Kane! I don’t think I’d pick Bridge…, but it’s a terrific film.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Diabetes
Thanks for reading. I am going to introduce the young man to some Monty Python at some point.
I left diabetes out because there was a lot written about it when the trade went down. He has it. He manages his diet accordingly.
FINALLY!
A player who can LEGITIMATELY shoot up in the clubhouse!
All jokes aside, fine interview, he’s extremely bright and a student of the game (albeit a young one), he really seems eager to learn. Really liked the part about not setting statistical goals because if he gets them, whats stopping him from taking a mental day off? I cant wait to see this guy mashing the living the daylights out of the ball while stealing bases and playing decent defense in LF for us. You mention Frank Thomas, but has there ever been a player this size who can run too? Does he even have a mlb-comparable? How many giant dudes have there been that can run?
I wonder what Tim Lincecum’s 3 fave movies are? Big Lebowski, Half Baked and How High?
The comp I've heard is Dave Winfield --
Obviously that’s at the most optimistic end of the scale.
I think the A’s should re-sign Jack Cust, give him a locker next to Taylor’s and tell Michael to store his extra needles in Cust’s locker if he likes.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Yes, maybe Cust can learn to hit the ball like Taylor
"Whether you think you can, or you think you can't, either way, YOU'RE RIGHT !"
The young Dave Parker?
Although to get up to Taylor’s size, you’d probably need to go with the older Dave Parker.
well if Big Lebowski
were anywhere in his top 5, he’d earn a generous upgrade in in my respect for him, that’s for sure!
Diabetes?
He’s guaranteed to be no Langerhans!
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jan 2, 2010 11:02 PM PST up reply actions
DVD's
Anchorman is the funniest movie of all time and that’s a scientific fact!
Gas to Chicago- $23.87 A's/White Sox Tix- $28 Watching the A's whipping the Sox in July 05'- Priceless
No. Its not even the funniest Will Farell movie of all time.
"Since other people actually read these threads, though, probably best that your particular brand of wrongness not go completely unchallenged." - PT
There are differing opinions on me. According to Iglew "DFA is PT with a sense of humor. PT is DFA with introspective self-doubt. I like them both" but according to sirbed Im "The Stats Killer"
by designatedforassignment on Jan 2, 2010 6:21 PM PST up reply actions
Which is like being the best player on the Pirates...
or the best Wii game, from what I hear.
Stewart: "What really needs to be clear is it wouldn't have mattered if there was an earthquake or not. We were going to beat the Giants.
What's your favorite?
Keep in mind, of course, that "the best defense of Derek Jeter's life" ranks somewhere in between "the best fiscal responsibility of Mike Tyson's life" and "the best not-getting-assassinated-ness of James Garfield's life." -FJM
Elf's a good one.
They’re all fantastic to me.
Keep in mind, of course, that "the best defense of Derek Jeter's life" ranks somewhere in between "the best fiscal responsibility of Mike Tyson's life" and "the best not-getting-assassinated-ness of James Garfield's life." -FJM
Honestly
The one liners in Anchorman are great. But I am much more a “Lebowski” kind of guy as compared to a Ferell fanatic. Beyond Elf, there ain’t many I think of as hilarious.
plus, Elf has Zoe Bechamel in, which is always a bonus
I suspect that you think tilting at windmills means something other than what it does.
yum.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jan 2, 2010 10:22 PM PST up reply actions
Sauce
I suspect that you think tilting at windmills means something other than what it does.
baby, it's cold outside.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jan 2, 2010 10:51 PM PST up reply actions
Is this an extremely distorted version of
“Zooey Deschanel”, or is there another hot Zoë I wasn’t aware of?
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
She doesn't need to be spelled right to remain hot.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jan 3, 2010 12:51 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah shes a gluten intollerant vegan.
I fell out of love immediately after learning that. What the fuck is the point of having a girl (in real life or fantasy) that you cant cook for?
"Since other people actually read these threads, though, probably best that your particular brand of wrongness not go completely unchallenged." - PT
There are differing opinions on me. According to Iglew "DFA is PT with a sense of humor. PT is DFA with introspective self-doubt. I like them both" but according to sirbed Im "The Stats Killer"
by designatedforassignment on Jan 3, 2010 1:51 AM PST up reply actions
ooo....
good call.
I’m out, too.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jan 3, 2010 2:05 AM PST up reply actions
Man, this is like the story about Jessica Alba
(allegedly) having herpes.
Hellooo? Your fantasy imagination can bend enough reality so that she’s actually hooking up with you, but you can’t manage to change her eating habits?
I don’t get that. My imagination isn’t so hindered. I can make her a carnivore. I can make her skin green. I can have two of her at the same time. I can make DFA cook for all three of us and then conveniently disappear after he’s brought us dessert.
(An unrelated note: For me, ZD is one of those rare celebrities who is hot for what she does rather than how she looks. Like if another woman’s personality were in her body, I probably wouldn’t like her any more; but if her personality were in someone else’s body I probably would. I actually don’t find her all that attractive just to look at, but she has a sexiness in her in spite of that.)
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
yeah, but despite his orneriness and over-reliance upon stats,
I kinda like dfa, so I try to agree with him sometimes. And since I’m completely clueless on stats, I’ve got to make concessions like this because I can’t really give an informed opinion on his statisification.
And, to be honest, he’s probably right. If she’s too delicate to handle gluten, she’s probably a little too fragile for me.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jan 3, 2010 2:57 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah, I kinda like him, too.
But I’m still going to make him cook for me and my two green Zooeys.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Its not a fragile thing.
Its a I love to cook but don’t have fun cooking with that many restrictions. I hate picky eaters. I just don’t share the same values as picky eaters.
"Since other people actually read these threads, though, probably best that your particular brand of wrongness not go completely unchallenged." - PT
There are differing opinions on me. According to Iglew "DFA is PT with a sense of humor. PT is DFA with introspective self-doubt. I like them both" but according to sirbed Im "The Stats Killer"
by designatedforassignment on Jan 3, 2010 6:09 PM PST up reply actions
You and I would be a bad match.
People who think of cooking as an aesthetic experience and expression of love hate cooking for me. People who think of cooking as a tedious chore love cooking for me because I require so little effort.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I like cooking
mostly because I get to be alone for a few minutes. And can listen to the radio.
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury
I'm an incredibly picky eater : /
In fact, it’s to the point where it’s almost impossible for me to enjoy a meal unless I’ve chosen what’s in it myself.
O'Hara: Detective Lassiter is literally on fire.
Spencer: What kind of fire are we talking about-- "Michael Jackson in the Pepsi commercial" fire, or "misusing the word literally" fire?
I'm not that bad but I've definitely grown up pretty picky about a lot of things in food
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DFA hates all three of us!
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I'll give him a few reasons
I don’t like cold cheese but I’ll have melted cheese in anything that calls for it.
I don’t like raw onions but I’ll have cooked onions for the same reasons as the cheese.
I like hot dogs with a snap from that “natural casing” style but sometimes if there’s a little too much of it wrapped around the end I’ll bite it off and throw it out.
I don’t care for strawberries in anything but a smoothie.
Bell peppers? Can’t stand them. If they come in anything I can’t get without them I’ll pick them out until I’ve eliminated them all.
I don’t like baked potatoes and sometimes don’t even care for them in a stew unless they’re small and really softened up, but I love them as mashed (or fries, of course).
One of my weirder ones is with things that get burnt even a little. I’ll pick it off, say, lasagna, a cheeseburger or macaroni and cheese (mostly cheese in these cases) but I love the taste when I have a box of Cheez-Its or Wheat Thins and I find one with a burnt edge.
I’m sure I’ve just assured myself of never having a DFA-prepared meal.
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I sincerily doubt you were in the running before.
I’d wager that iglew, PT and myself aren’t on that short list ,either—before or after this conversation.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jan 4, 2010 12:07 AM PST up reply actions
Peppers are the worst.
I won’t even pick them out. If any food has even been touched by peppers I won’t eat it.
I think what would annoy DFA most about me is that by default I dislike any food I don’t know or can’t identify. And that includes if I can’t identify what little bits you’ve introduced. All food is bad until proven good, not vice versa. I’ve found that bugs people in a way that goes beyond aesthetics. They say, “How do you know you don’t like it if you won’t even try it?” As if we’re toddlers and must put everything in our mouths to decide if we like it.
I dislike almost all sauces and condiments. Spices do nothing positive for me. When I cook for myself I add nothing. If someone else cooks for me, the best you can hope for, spice-wise, is that I don’t notice them (which actually is pretty common). If I do notice them, it’s usually, “eew, what’s that?”
I love simple bland stuff, including potatoes. Put a plain potato in the microwave, with nothing on it. When it’s baked, hand it to me and I’ll eat it. That’s pretty much all it takes to cook for iglew.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
this is far more disturbing than you not liking the beatles
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones."
-BB 07/27/05
And what about AN Day?
In the follow-up thread, everyone was cooing about all the wonderful food, including something with shrimp that looked really scary to me. I was thinking, yikes, just find me a loaf of bread or something.
If I weren’t already scared off by all the cameras, the food might be enough to keep me away.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
And yet, iglew,
they were prepared very simply. Olive oil, salt, and pepper. Garlic butter for dipping. Gone!
Yeah, but shrimp.
Blech. I hate all arthropods. It’s like eating giant bugs.
Not a fan of butter or pepper either.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Wow
I’ve read probably thousands of your comments, but only today have I realized you were actually insane.
Just kidding about the “insane” bit, of course, but we sure have different approaches to food. I’ll eat damn near anything. I’m no epicure – I love really good food, but I’ll also eat plenty of crap. Filet mignon? Great! Pop-Tarts? Eh, whatever, but I’ll take one anyway. Make that two. I won’t eat liver unless it’s forced upon me, and I so far I haven’t encountered a beet that seemed like a positive eating experience, but that’s about it. And I’d eat those things, too, in a pinch.
The thing is, I feel a certain sense of loss in not liking those even those few things, as if it’s a sort of failure of character on my part that excludes me from experiencing pleasures that other are able to enjoy. I’d like to like those things, and I would if I could, but I don’t. It’s essentially correct to say that I don’t “believe in” not liking stuff, as if it were almost a moral issue. (I make no claim that it actually is moral, of course, or rational or “best” or any such thing – it’s simply my fundamental feelings about food and eating.)
Conundrum
OK, so do you feel a certain sense of loss in being unable to feel the joy that I feel from simple routine?
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Are those mutually exclusive?
I don’t see where taking joy in simple routine necessarily involves disliking things that are less simple, and I don’t see why it would involve disliking strongly-flavored foods. Couldn’t you make the argument that the joys of simplicity are actually stronger to the extent that they are an affirmative choice rather than stemming from an aversion to the alternative?
Hell, I don't know.
I was just posing a metaphysical challenge to your idea of feeling a sense of loss because you’re “excluded from experiencing pleasures that other are able to enjoy”. It’s logically impossible to enjoy everything; you’re bound to be excluded from something.
My tastes are eccentric, I know it, and sometimes it’s inconvenient. But I like what I like and I’m happy with what I am, so I don’t fret about not liking what others like.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
So be it.
I’m not a big proponent of the “How do you know if you don’t try it” philosophy. And, I get the camera thing, too. Like taking pictures, hate pictures of me. That said, I’d make sure to have some yummy SF sourdough, if you did decide to show.
Unfortunately, iglew will be in a quandary when he realizes ...
… that to get the bread he has to go to the crust station.
"I hate picky eaters. I just don’t share the same values as picky eaters." -- designatedforassignment
Mayo is evil.
Mustard is just unpleasant, and ketchup is just a harmless nuisance, but mayonnaise is absolutely disgusting.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
You're a dear.
I would happily eat your sourdough bread!
People hate being photographed for different reasons. I suspect yours is more like my estranged wife’s, whereas mine is more like that of primitive Polynesians.
I also dislike taking pictures of people. When a friend or a stranger asks me to take one, I will always refuse, even though it can be very awkward. I even have my own camera now, but I still can’t bring myself to do it. In my entire life, I can only remember one occasion when I took a picture of a human being.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
You are, too.
Mine has to do with seeing me differently than the rest of you. I’m a Virgo, and a perfectionist. When I see me in photos, I see me as less than perfect. Its really that simple,
Could you elaborate a bit?
No doubt I could google up something on the primitive Polynesians, but I don’t know if the reason you don’t like having your picture taken is the same reason that you don’t like taking pictures of people, and it’s the latter that’s new to me and has me curious.
Oy, I could write long dissertations on this.
(I’m sure I have … somewhere.)
In brief, pictures devalue a person. They make extra copies (albeit imperfect) of the person so that the original is diluted.
I may be wrong about “Polynesians”. I know that many “uncivilized” tribes were hostile to photography, but I couldn’t identify exactly which ones. Many native Americans felt the same way.
The reaction was often characterized by Westerners saying the natives believed the camera would “steal their soul”. That’s the right idea but stated backward. It is belief in a soul that allows one to imagine oneself undiminished by the process, because one locates one’s true identity in the “soul” which remains untouched by any physical representation.
The idea of a soul is pervasive in Western culture, even among nonbelievers. It’s a powerful concept, and I think it probably is related to Western culture’s ability to dominate history. Nevertheless, at the risk of oversimplifying, I basically don’t believe it, and thus I don’t like pictures.
Note that all of this explanation is descriptive, not prescriptive. That is, I feel about cameras because I just do. This is an attempt to analyze why, not a line of reasoning that led me there.
I’m honestly not sure why I’m so averse to taking pictures of strangers. I mean, they obviously want it, and if I don’t do it someone else will. But I’ve tried, and it just creeps me out too much. I could imagine doing it, and even enjoying it, in a more formalized setting, like art photography with a model, though I’ve never tried that. It’s the casualness that disturbs me.
Incidentally, I don’t mind pictures nearly as much when the they are modeled or posed. The ones I dislike are “candid” ones. (That’s why you can find plenty of pictures of me in costume as a performer but almost none of me “in real life”.) This puts me in the curious position of approving of photography that “objectifies” the model and opposed to that which does not, which is the reverse of what many activists argue.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Thanks for the explanation
Not that I truly understand it. I’ve certainly heard the “soul-stealing” idea before, and I can grasp how a culture unfamiliar with images could feel that way. But that doesn’t help me understand why you feel a picture dilutes the original. After all, some people feel that pictures amplify the original – that anything that happens truly privately, not texted about to friends or confessed on your Facebook page or backed up with pictures doesn’t really fully exist for them. (That’s not me, by the way; I abhor the notion that all of one’s life should be on display.)
I’m not trying to be disputatious here. You feel how you feel, and feelings aren’t right/wrong. They’re also very hard to explain to others – reasoning can be explained and understood straightforwardly, but feelings are another matter.
I can think of plenty of ways to extend the discussion (how do moving images, like television, fit into this? You watch baseball, don’t you, although I remember you said you primarily listen on radio?) but this thread is about defunct so I’ll let it go for another day. (But I’ll definitely check back and will read a response if you choose to make one.)
Well, to be honest,
I lost interest in making a big philosophical discussion out of this many many years ago. I don’t profess to have a concrete explanation, nor do I care to evangelize to anyone else. It’s just how I see the world and how I feel.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
like you wouldn't become a raw vegan damn chef?
"Not in your wildest alcoholic nightmare would you ever imagine such events unfolding!" Bill King
by Buck Turgidson on Jan 3, 2010 7:28 AM PST up reply actions
I'm a both kinda guy.
But more of a Ferell kinda guy. I see your point though.
Keep in mind, of course, that "the best defense of Derek Jeter's life" ranks somewhere in between "the best fiscal responsibility of Mike Tyson's life" and "the best not-getting-assassinated-ness of James Garfield's life." -FJM
I agree with you Wisco.
This other guys just don’t know what they missing!
Warriors, Stupidest franchise in the league.
I told Randolph that Bill Russell would tell him to keep that ball in play and start the break.
RANDOLPH: "I know. But sometimes, you gotta let ‘em know."
(MT)
on the Frank Thomas comp
is there any way we can get Taylor to start swinging a chunk of rebar in the on deck circle?
They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick
not a bad idea...
"Sniff some krazy glue, and start a religion!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jan 2, 2010 10:07 AM PST up reply actions
heck, the way we all feel about him right now...
he could swing the freakin’ Eiffel Tower in the on deck circle!
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by the_rozeboom on Jan 2, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions
Can you imagine what Taylor and Carter would look like in the middle of the batting order?
Kind of like a drug free Canseco and McGuire. Bash brothers 2
"Whether you think you can, or you think you can't, either way, YOU'RE RIGHT !"
No one wants to pitch tho this

Fuck you Bob Geren
by supermarc589 on Jan 2, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions
Ahem
McGwire
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McGwire
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Last of the Ninth - Photography
Sorry I did not think about the spelling. Thanks for the correction
"Whether you think you can, or you think you can't, either way, YOU'RE RIGHT !"
Nothing personal
I do that whenever I see it.
Unless a bunch of people start typing it that way on purpose. ;-)
Last of the Ninth - Photography
actually I have been a big fan of the A's since they first got here... so I should have spelled his name correctly
"Whether you think you can, or you think you can't, either way, YOU'RE RIGHT !"
Heck, is it really Eastbayjim's fault
If McGwire never figured out how “McGuire” is spelled?
Nooooo...not the rebar!
My kid was a huge Frank Thomas fan while he was in Oakland (both times). In particular, he loved the rebar bit. But he is also a fan of Mythbusters and FSN’s Sport Science. One episode of SS addressed the issue of using weighted bats to warm up. They found that weighted bats actually decreased the velocity of batter’s swings. (You can check it out on YouTube.) I know it’s a small sample, TV show science, etc, but try telling that to an 8 year old.
After that, every time Frank would warm up, my kid would yell at the TV, “Noooo! Not the rebar!” He was sure that the rebar was responsible for every bad at bat the FT had.
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by fridaynightfan on Jan 2, 2010 12:38 PM PST up reply actions
interesting...because Thomas didn't really take off
until the he got his rebar back when the A’s visited Chicago
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"Anyone who calls themselves the Angels Angels should have to start over and ride the short bus." -timmeh from McCovey Chronicles
Never underestimate the power of conincidence
"Since other people actually read these threads, though, probably best that your particular brand of wrongness not go completely unchallenged." - PT
There are differing opinions on me. According to Iglew "DFA is PT with a sense of humor. PT is DFA with introspective self-doubt. I like them both" but according to sirbed Im "The Stats Killer"
by designatedforassignment on Jan 2, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions
Or, more likely, the placebo effect.
Sometimes life will strike you out on a curve ball and the only choice you have is to flip off the umpire and walk to first base anyway.
by Threepwood XX on Jan 2, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions
or, gigantic fucking chunks of rebar
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I love you.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jan 2, 2010 5:51 PM PST up reply actions
could've also been a mental comfort of having his rebar
"The A's get some action but they do not score..." -Glen Kuiper
"Anyone who calls themselves the Angels Angels should have to start over and ride the short bus." -timmeh from McCovey Chronicles
Watching that clip they totally botch the science on that
They don’t seem to think that taking ten swings full strength before warming up with a donut and then swinging another ten times wouldn’t impact the bat speed. Secondly, the variation of speed .7 MPH or 1% is highly unlikely to be statistically significant over a 10 pitch sample size. Third, they show him being more out in front of the ball when he was supposedly slow with his swing. Not impressed by Mythbusters here.
"Since other people actually read these threads, though, probably best that your particular brand of wrongness not go completely unchallenged." - PT
There are differing opinions on me. According to Iglew "DFA is PT with a sense of humor. PT is DFA with introspective self-doubt. I like them both" but according to sirbed Im "The Stats Killer"
by designatedforassignment on Jan 2, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions
Wait, are you telling me that Mythbusters does sloppy science??
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
is that when they come in and do science
and some other scientists have already been there, doing it before?
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by Leopold Bloom on Jan 2, 2010 5:27 PM PST up reply actions
Really?
Because this just in according to the history channel.
Science has proven that when “lust” centers in the brain are activated, judgement centers shut down.
This would have been helpful info 20 years ago.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
I didn't really need science to tell me that.
The swath of destruction I’ve cut through my own life and the lives of others is testament.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jan 2, 2010 5:43 PM PST up reply actions
No, it really wouldn't have.
Been helpful, I mean. Go back 20 years and pass on this valuable information to yourself. It would change nothing.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
This is a true statement.
I’m just wondering how much research money was spent figuring this out. As if LB wasn’t empirical proof enough. Or me. Or you. Or just about any other male who ever tread the earth.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
I would quite like to have a conversation with future me.
Im pretty sure I would ignore all advice given but I think it would be interesting to find out what i considered valuable.
"Since other people actually read these threads, though, probably best that your particular brand of wrongness not go completely unchallenged." - PT
There are differing opinions on me. According to Iglew "DFA is PT with a sense of humor. PT is DFA with introspective self-doubt. I like them both" but according to sirbed Im "The Stats Killer"
by designatedforassignment on Jan 2, 2010 7:05 PM PST up reply actions
LOL...I've thought this very same thing.
To tell you the truth, I’m almost certain that if I could visit myself in the past, I would beat the crap out of my younger self on general principle alone.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
I'd kick my own ass
for about two or three women.
Maybe more.
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -NM
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 2, 2010 7:38 PM PST up reply actions
I am with you on this
I’d be afraid to do real damage and throw off the space time continuum.
Like… I’d punch my young self and all of the sudden I’d have a scar over my eyebrow. I’d kick me/him in the hip and dislocate it and all of the sudden I’d have arthritis.
And then it would turn out that my wife didn’t like the scar when we first met, but still went out with me. But when she saw my pronounced limp and heard my constant whining about my damn hip she decided I wasn’t worth the effort. Then my 3 daughters wouldn’t be here.
Instead I’d be married to some cheap floozy I met on a singles cruise and trying to patch up our marriage after our first born came out of another ethnicity.
So I went back in time to straighten myself only I ended up ruining my life.
Wait… I wouldn’t remember anything, would I?
I can pretty much guarantee you if I talked to my future self...
…I’d tell me that there wasn’t much point in acquiring a collection of over 100 different official baseballs from the Majors and Minors, but they sure did look cool on display.
Last of the Ninth - Photography
I have a friend that helped them swim off Alcatraz for one of their episodes
and yes I think its sloppy.
"Since other people actually read these threads, though, probably best that your particular brand of wrongness not go completely unchallenged." - PT
There are differing opinions on me. According to Iglew "DFA is PT with a sense of humor. PT is DFA with introspective self-doubt. I like them both" but according to sirbed Im "The Stats Killer"
by designatedforassignment on Jan 2, 2010 5:35 PM PST up reply actions
but that sounds like fun, too...
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by Leopold Bloom on Jan 2, 2010 5:44 PM PST up reply actions
What next?
Is someone now going to tell me they do sloppy history on the History Channel?
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
{gasp!}
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -NM
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 2, 2010 5:52 PM PST up reply actions
Oh iglew... so much to learn
"Since other people actually read these threads, though, probably best that your particular brand of wrongness not go completely unchallenged." - PT
There are differing opinions on me. According to Iglew "DFA is PT with a sense of humor. PT is DFA with introspective self-doubt. I like them both" but according to sirbed Im "The Stats Killer"
by designatedforassignment on Jan 2, 2010 5:54 PM PST up reply actions
Is it just me, or does it seem like the woman on there has been pregnant for about two years?
Also, I have no problem with pop science programmes, so long as they’re not pretending to be real scientists. I don’t think mythbusters does. It’s entertaining, at times, and if it gets people interested in thinking about how the world works, that’s good in my book (that bit isn’t aimed at anyone in particular, btw)
I suspect that you think tilting at windmills means something other than what it does.
Admittedly, it's an improvement over learning
science from movies. (And ditto for history.)
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I was hoping the interview would be with Taylor
And he did not disappoint.
Great questions, great answers. Thanks!
by OaklandSi on Jan 2, 2010 10:27 AM PST via mobile reply actions
Fantastic, great work, Jeffro.
I’m pretty much echoing what others have said, but he gave excellent, thoughtful, and intelligent answers. Man, I can’t wait for Spring Training.
Falling from grace, cause I've been away too long
Leaving you behind with my lonesome song
Now I'm lost in oblivion.
Great interview. Really glad we got this kid.
"Since other people actually read these threads, though, probably best that your particular brand of wrongness not go completely unchallenged." - PT
There are differing opinions on me. According to Iglew "DFA is PT with a sense of humor. PT is DFA with introspective self-doubt. I like them both" but according to sirbed Im "The Stats Killer"
by designatedforassignment on Jan 2, 2010 10:41 AM PST reply actions
Ditto. Not only is the kid smart, but…
He can also execute a punch line.
Check this out from his time with AA Reading.
"It's better to live rich than die rich" -- The Fat Lady
That's awesome!
As is this.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
That is really funny.
"Since other people actually read these threads, though, probably best that your particular brand of wrongness not go completely unchallenged." - PT
There are differing opinions on me. According to Iglew "DFA is PT with a sense of humor. PT is DFA with introspective self-doubt. I like them both" but according to sirbed Im "The Stats Killer"
by designatedforassignment on Jan 2, 2010 5:36 PM PST up reply actions
Yes, it is!
Thanks, geogrman!
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by Leopold Bloom on Jan 2, 2010 5:46 PM PST up reply actions
smart guy, i guess that's no surprise considering he went to stanford
i’m not sure how much it matters in terms of performance, but personally it’s a lot easier for me to root for scott hatteberg than eric byrnes.
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones."
-BB 07/27/05
Just wondering about a player who might be open to doing a regular piece on AN?
Any chance Mr. Taylor might be willing to fill Ziggy’s shoes? (it was a good thing for his career, no?) He’s not likely to be in Sacramento for long but it would be great to hear his perspective on spring training and the transition to a new team and all.
I am just amazed that the A’s were able to turn half a season of poopy pants Holliday into a player of this quality. And he is apparently a solid guy as well!
"Not in your wildest alcoholic nightmare would you ever imagine such events unfolding!" Bill King
I'm of the opinion that Ziggy's
posts here were probably frowned upon once he made the big club. And probably wisely so.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
You are probably right
But, that was cool. It worked because Ziggy is so level headed.
"Not in your wildest alcoholic nightmare would you ever imagine such events unfolding!" Bill King
by Buck Turgidson on Jan 2, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions
Loved this bit
MT: Toby got robbed for a few reasons. 1.) East Coast Bias
Yeah, I think he’ll fit in nicely here.
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
Suh deserved it.
Got robbed by coastal bias (including both West and Gulf).
BTW: 31-27
Boomer Sooner!
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jan 2, 2010 11:09 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I can actually buy this
Suh was amazing. I think one other bias played into Suh not getting more votes: Defense.
I actually think the anti-defense bias was most important.
But Suh dominates games in ways I’ve never seen someone playing defense do.
He killed OU. And he nearly single-handedly won Nebraska the Big XII championship, despite Nebraska’s usual inability to generate much offense. It took a concerted effort by Nebraska’s kicker, who booted a kickoff out of bounds, and Larry Asante, who gave Texas 15-yards on a horse collar penalty to set up the winning field goal (and Colt McCoy still almost pissed it away through poor time-management).
I’m going to be a happy man when Alabama kicks Texas’s butt on Thursday night!
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jan 3, 2010 7:53 PM PST up reply actions
Ingram basically won it with his performance against Florida.
They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick
Agreed
Ingram is a very good back. But from what I’ve seen of them both, Gerhart is even better. IMO, this year Suh>Gerhart>Ingram>McCoy>Tebow
Then again, AFAIK only St. Tim cures scrofula with his touch ;-)
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jan 3, 2010 7:46 PM PST up reply actions
I think it's really hard to compare Suh to the others
And I think McCoy is better than Ingram too.
The easy relationships (that I can’t believe were botched by the voters) are Gerhart > Ingram and McCoy > Tebow.
"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want" -Bill Watterson
Curious about his college stats
Doesn’t look like he was much of a hitter in college, especially compared to Wallace’s amazing college stats. Did Taylor not play baseball growing up?
by Thefirstletterofthealphabet on Jan 2, 2010 12:31 PM PST reply actions
He was too busy saving drowning puppies
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Apparently (from what I learned here) Stanford teaches you to swing one way.
And it didn’t work well for him. When he got to the minor leagues, they changed his swing to something more natural for him, and that’s when his bat started to take off.
He sort of disputed that
But… I do know that Stanford is “restrictive” with hitters. There is the whole inside out all the time approach, but also the coach gives them signs on every pitch of every at bat.
For instance, I was at a game when Brent Millville (a huge catcher/1b with power to spare. The kind of guy who should be looking location on the first pitch and swinging from his ass if it is there) took a 2-0 fastball right down the middle of the plate. I thought he was a moron. Turns out, he was given a take sign until he had 2 strikes.
I have never really taken the time to go back and compare Stanford v. Pac-10 opponents. If there is an issue in the offensive approach/teaching at Stanford it should be apparent over a decade or so.. no?
Sorry, when I said 'here' I meant AN in general, not this post.
But I thought there was evidence based on other players, and not just Taylor. I’m too lazy to go find that post.
by LoneStranger on Jan 2, 2010 10:16 PM PST up reply actions
Thanks for the info
My question was genuine, since I don’t follow the minors of other teams, so my first thought of Taylor was, “wow, this guy is gigantic, he is going to be great.” But my second thought was, “why did he all the sudden become one of the best prospects in the game when he is much older than many established MLB players, and barely hit in college?”
I am still excited at his potential, but I would be much more excited had I known he didn’t play ball as a youngster, and is still learning the game.
by Thefirstletterofthealphabet on Jan 2, 2010 10:23 PM PST up reply actions
It isn't, though
Whatever they do there— and maybe it doesn’t work for everyone— it’s basically impossible to make out an argument that it’s not effective. No school has produced more big-league and top draft pick talent in the last decade, and the program’s been plenty successful on the college level too.
O'Hara: Detective Lassiter is literally on fire.
Spencer: What kind of fire are we talking about-- "Michael Jackson in the Pepsi commercial" fire, or "misusing the word literally" fire?
Cool.
I haven’t really looked into it much. I know what I have been told about it. I know scouts believe there is something “wrong” with what Stanford teaches hitters. But that certainly doesn’t make it so.
As you pointed out in another thread… They had no problem slugging their way to the CWS a few years ago.
It's because Stanfurd sucks
Go Bears! Leland Stanfurd Junior College can’t beat us in anything!
Jack "The Must, Just has no Rust, ain't no Bust, after him the ladies Lust, turns pitchers into Dust, likes his pizza with no Crust" Cust
Welcome to Oakland Michael Taylor
Message to A’s Marketing management:
Hook it up with some Taylor Jersey’s and Jersey T’s pronto
Fuck you Bob Geren
Is there a AN brett wallace Q&A in existence?
I’d be curious in his reactions from the trade. He obviously was excited to play for his childhood and hometown team eventually
The only post-trade comments from Wallace
I’ve found are here.
He says a little bit, but not much.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Wait, an e-coin?
at least they’re not calling it an iCoin, I guess
I suspect that you think tilting at windmills means something other than what it does.
This is so awesome!!!
THANK YOU!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
This is kinda cool.
I love AN.
Keep in mind, of course, that "the best defense of Derek Jeter's life" ranks somewhere in between "the best fiscal responsibility of Mike Tyson's life" and "the best not-getting-assassinated-ness of James Garfield's life." -FJM
It loves you.
Only, you said you’d take the garbage out and you didn’t, so it’s giving you the silent treatment.
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -NM
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 2, 2010 10:05 PM PST up reply actions
Which means awesome makeup sex later.
Keep in mind, of course, that "the best defense of Derek Jeter's life" ranks somewhere in between "the best fiscal responsibility of Mike Tyson's life" and "the best not-getting-assassinated-ness of James Garfield's life." -FJM
good point.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jan 2, 2010 10:11 PM PST up reply actions
Psssh. I make up sex all the time.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
But does anyone believe you?
will crosby spread his legs so far apart at bat that the games will have to be rated nc-17 -- emperor nobody
Loved this bit
MT: Anchorman, Major League and Dodgeball. I love to laugh and those are three of my favorite movies of all time.
3 of my all-time favorite comedies. SOLD
I miss Chad God
Thanks, jeffro
This is another example why this site is so special.
Have a glove you could spare for a good cause? If so please let me know
Great stuff jeffro
Thanks for sharing it here. I loved the East Coast media bias answer. At least some athletes get it ;-)
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