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Open Thread: Game 139 - A's at White Sox (cont)

Okay, trying this again. After a lot of adventures, including an early poor defensive start, the A's have bounced back to tie this game at 3. We head to the ninth; let's score!

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AN is back UP!!! Yay!

I was feeling way unpopular.

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Sep 9, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

aw, you're SO not not popular BBG

=))

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, but seeing in confirmed in comment count?!

Sad.

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Sep 9, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

it

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Sep 9, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

correcting typos increases your comment count.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 9, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

so you're saying I should make 2200 comments about Jack Cust this inning?

just to beef up the comment totals =)

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

is there a stats-based fanpost in there somewhere

we need a game-by-game count of comments by theme, content and headline, and a snappy acronym so A’s fans can get into it.

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOOD call!!

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 9, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nico wins the comment OBP sweepstakes

I get Using 10 Words Where Three Will Do

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's my game too - on a good (or bad) day depending on your point of view

and interest in my pontification

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 9, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes we CAN

I know we can oh yes we can can GREAT gawd almighty if we try yes then we CAN CAN

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

What if this games goes 22 innings?

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 9, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

As long as we win - it's all good

Will we set a record?

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 9, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It will probably be some sort of a record.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 9, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard he threw at his kid

at a father/son game.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 9, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's so wrong

you mean he found someone to procreate with?

by OakA'sHoney on Sep 9, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know.....they look totally different without their caps on

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 9, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

When he sneezes he looks like a party favor

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Sep 9, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Starting his ZZ Top-ish goatee thing.

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 9, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, better late that never

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

The fan yelling "batter batter swing" was old 5 innings ago

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Sep 9, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Hawk hired him.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 9, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

South Carolina, is it?

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 9, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha nice

political commentary FTW

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or maybe it's that ex-Assemblyman from Orange County

He is quite the swinger.

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Sep 9, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

that guy

OMG, OMG OMG, OMG

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually did an interoffice mail "TWSS"

When our Sacramento bureau chief emailed “That was the fastest political sex scandal ever!”.

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Sep 9, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too ;-)

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 9, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm sure you're way more attractive than he is

i couldn’t help thinking how desperate those women must’ve been

by OakA'sHoney on Sep 9, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I am

but would have traded it all if I could have continued pitching. I loved it more than anything else ever!

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 9, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

after he spunks them, apparently

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no you didn't!

Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22

by lynnzgal on Sep 9, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

eww

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 9, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

who doesn't?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 9, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't

cuz I am the gayest sports fan ever born.

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not spanking so much as

very enthusiastic love pats.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 9, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's where if the A's were in the race,

I’d match closers and have Bailey pitch the bottom of the 9th through the heart of the order, and then let him go two if the A’s scored in the 10th, or put in Breslow for the 10th if it was tied.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Sep 9, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

indeed

save that strategy for 2011, maybe we’ll be outta last place by then!

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

But right now?

Bailey needs saves more than anything else. (Well, maybe ERA under 2)

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Sep 9, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right now I wouldn't bother

because Bailey doesn’t need any more 2 IP outings. But I think sometimes on the road, managers get too into saving their closer for a lead when if you already have their closer out of the game sometimes you can outlast the home team if you get your best guys in there to keep pace.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Sep 9, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

a civil engineer, a mechanical engineer and an economist

were stranded on a bare, sandy desert island and near starving, with no nothing. A lone can of tuna is found on the beach. How do we open it is the discussion the engineers have. The economist chimes in ’Let’s assume we have a can opener….."

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Sep 9, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROFL

that’s made me spit up my Shasta, well struck.

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmmmm fenton's grand slam

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Olive sammies.

Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22

by lynnzgal on Sep 9, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

radio description by KK

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nom nom nom

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Sep 9, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That looks nasty.

I can’t even tell what’s the ice cream, there’s so much junk on it.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 9, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

no ice cream, it's still bikini season

show me that in november when i can wear a sweater and hide the 5 lbs i’ll gain from that

by OakA'sHoney on Sep 9, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Bres.

Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22

by lynnzgal on Sep 9, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Me - too.

AND he’s a braniac which counts for something.

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 9, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that hot?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still get nowhere.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 9, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give it time, sweet biscuit!

Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22

by lynnzgal on Sep 9, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of my closest friends is just over five feet tall and he has a huge afro. Girls love it.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 9, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally!

Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22

by lynnzgal on Sep 9, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

his degree is in biophysics and molecular bio

the only bags he’ll be getting are at conferences full of pens from instrument companies

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

if he becomes a professor?

not a lot. lol

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He'll be able to BE a professor without concern for a prof's salary b/c of his career in BB.

I saw him interviewed about a charity he is involved with doing biomedical research. He’s able to do that TOO b/c of baseball I think.

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 9, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, I'm confused now.

What is it that’s hot? Is it the braininess per se, or is it the assumption that it will lead to higher income?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 9, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

braininess

but Coach bags were mentioned as well

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think its the combo,

of nerdiness and materialism. I just like nerdy.

Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22

by lynnzgal on Sep 9, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The brains.....

smart guys are much more interesting.

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 9, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm. I know a lot of smart guys.

Some are interesting, some aren’t. It’s definitely possible to be smart and boring.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 9, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

true....

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 9, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know about the Coach bag thing....

I don’t rely on a guy for that.

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 9, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

forget coach

how about dolce & gabbana, prada, maxx, charles david, gucci, jimmy choo…

by OakA'sHoney on Sep 9, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

OF course.....

if you’re into that sort of thing……

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 9, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

And, I am!

Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22

by lynnzgal on Sep 9, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

yo, let's win or something breh

"Chicks dig the long ball, although fat chicks will settle for warning track power" - Nick Diamond

by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

We're gonna!

I can feel it!

Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22

by lynnzgal on Sep 9, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY Breslow

well done, Buzz Brezlow!

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Bonus Baseball!

And AN’s not Broken!

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Sep 9, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Bonus bonus!

Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22

by lynnzgal on Sep 9, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woooo extras

record no bueno though

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Rajai Davis

"Chicks dig the long ball, although fat chicks will settle for warning track power" - Nick Diamond

by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Run Rajai Run

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Sep 9, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

RAJ

every hit renders the opinions i expressed earlier this season resemble those of an angry, distressed & illiterate moose.

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

A Sweeneyan 2-run homer here

"Chicks dig the long ball, although fat chicks will settle for warning track power" - Nick Diamond

by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Or, you know, a Sweeneyan single

Davis!

"Chicks dig the long ball, although fat chicks will settle for warning track power" - Nick Diamond

by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahhhhhh

Sweeney nice

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, he is.

Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22

by lynnzgal on Sep 9, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

starts chant

LET’s go OAK-LAND!!!!

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Are we still allowed to say the city?

I thought Lew banned that…

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 9, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

LET’S go _________-_________!!

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clap clap - clapclapclap

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 9, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

major tease VC

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah

he figured out it hit off Hairston about a minute late there.

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Batting averages aren’t everything, yeah, but it’s nice to see Davis at .308 and Sweeney at .285 right now.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 9, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Vince Cotroneo sucks

"Chicks dig the long ball, although fat chicks will settle for warning track power" - Nick Diamond

by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Wince Monotoneo

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wince Moron-eo

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 9, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I couldn't believe what a dweeb he was being when the game started

I was thinking that goodness I don’t HAVE to listen to this crap a lot!

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 9, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

a lot of people complain about him

but I don’t really understand why?

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Sep 9, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

two reasons

(1) You frequently can’t tell what happened on the field from his descriptions.

(2) He has negative charisma.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 9, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get #2

but he calls a decent ballgame. His stories can drag on a bit though.

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Sep 9, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

On #1 he is noticeably improved since

last season, or even earlier this season. He still has frequent lapses, though.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 9, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

well...

YEAH!

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Sep 9, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baldston!

Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22

by lynnzgal on Sep 9, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Fail!

Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22

by lynnzgal on Sep 9, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

crap

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Sep 9, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

So....

How many times will Hairston pop up with RISP?

"Chicks dig the long ball, although fat chicks will settle for warning track power" - Nick Diamond

by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

damnit

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Hairston

REALLY!?!?!?

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Sep 9, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

You would think after Sunday...

Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22

by lynnzgal on Sep 9, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

And we lose!

"Chicks dig the long ball, although fat chicks will settle for warning track power" - Nick Diamond

by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey!

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 9, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re going to lose the game now.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 9, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

quiet you

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grow up

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 9, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Already?

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 9, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nevermind

Stay cool

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 9, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never!

"Chicks dig the long ball, although fat chicks will settle for warning track power" - Nick Diamond

by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO PESSIMISM HERE!!!

It’s bad kArma

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 9, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eff yeah!

Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22

by lynnzgal on Sep 9, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know this is a bit Little League

but I wish Hairston would have taken another pitch.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 9, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

the A’s need 4 outs an inning, just to make the games fair LOL

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugly, ugly

major sighs of resignation to a disastrous fate

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Brad Kilby

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Sep 9, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

It depends

Is your home fairly stable?

"Chicks dig the long ball, although fat chicks will settle for warning track power" - Nick Diamond

by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are there enough words in the English language

to describe just how massively large Bradley Kilby is?

"Chicks dig the long ball, although fat chicks will settle for warning track power" - Nick Diamond

by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

< smiles at the adverb >

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 9, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Midland takes 1-0 lead in 11th

"just a beating heart ... plasma that we'll put into our uniform." - Billy Beane

by athleticsBB4life on Sep 9, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

The A's would like to get there

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Sep 9, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

klever kilby

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Sep 9, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

how about kilby the klown?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

we both know that Klown is kind of special to us considering

the fond memories of what’s his name.

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Sep 9, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

one pitch

one gone

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Kilby can do that two more times.

Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22

by lynnzgal on Sep 9, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuiper with the Angels fan reaction

"Chicks dig the long ball, although fat chicks will settle for warning track power" - Nick Diamond

by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I think AK has a better sinker than Cahill

"Chicks dig the long ball, although fat chicks will settle for warning track power" - Nick Diamond

by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who doesn't?

Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22

by lynnzgal on Sep 9, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

his body probably also doesn't like it

when he dives into shallow pools, but that didn’t stop him last summer…

by whiteshoes40 on Sep 9, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear that!

Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22

by lynnzgal on Sep 9, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm so not with it....

I thought you were talking about his stats!! Takes me a minute.

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 9, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can see why you would think that, except

pffft, when do I talk about stats? Who does that, anyway? Heh.

by whiteshoes40 on Sep 9, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

A quickie two!

Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22

by lynnzgal on Sep 9, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright one more kilby

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

(eyes get wide)

Dotel?!!?!? Can HE come in?

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Sep 9, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Only if he sucks as bad as he did when he pitched for us!!

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 9, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He actually didn't suck that much

He was pretty good and then pitched hurt. Then he said he needed TJ surgery and we said, “Oh no you don’t,” but he had it anyway and it turned out he did.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Sep 9, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Larry Davis's Greatest Hits

errr…misses.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 9, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just recollect the bad Octavio.

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 9, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It started with that first game

and the huge sighs of relief when the game was done and we barely edged the other team out.

He was worse that Izrighausen in that regards.

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Sep 9, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

i remember first game he pitched for us

he struck out the side or something. from there, it was downhill.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

post fail

didn’t he strike out the side or something? anyway, it was a gradual decline as i remember

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dotel vs Cust once more

"Chicks dig the long ball, although fat chicks will settle for warning track power" - Nick Diamond

by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember this?

"Chicks dig the long ball, although fat chicks will settle for warning track power" - Nick Diamond

by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice catch Ellis!

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Sep 9, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Go ElliE!!!

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 9, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

nice 4 pitch inning from Kilby

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

That was awesome!

Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22

by lynnzgal on Sep 9, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Not slow.

AN technical troubles.

It’s still noticeably slow for me. Earlier in the game it was down completely.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 9, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not slow.

AN technical troubles.

It’s still noticeably slow for me. Earlier in the game it was down completely.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 9, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

AN's been broken

only came back in the ninth

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Sep 9, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just got a server error message

Never seen one of those before….I thought we broke it!!

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 9, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The site was running slow.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 9, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

So close

"Chicks dig the long ball, although fat chicks will settle for warning track power" - Nick Diamond

by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay!

Markellis!

Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22

by lynnzgal on Sep 9, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

We're here at home reading,

“Oops. Your comment can’t be posted right now. Please try again in a few seconds.”

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 9, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don't even get that

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did.

Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22

by lynnzgal on Sep 9, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

AN is frustrating the shit out of me tonight. Ugghh…

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 9, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I like a battle.

Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22

by lynnzgal on Sep 9, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

woof?

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Rawr!

Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22

by lynnzgal on Sep 9, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, and magically,

AN works!

Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22

by lynnzgal on Sep 9, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have that effect on technology.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never go away, again.

Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22

by lynnzgal on Sep 9, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

k.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Srsly.

AN died.

Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22

by lynnzgal on Sep 9, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently.

you guys must’ve been like junkies without a fix.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

close to!!

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 9, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

SANCHO SENT A MESSAGE FROM THE FAT MAN

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry man to leave you high and dry

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Sep 9, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

rawr.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently.

I slept from end of work til 9pm, watched Top Chef, flipped over and watched “The Hawk” and Steve Stone completely ignore the fact that Ellis was safe on that steal. Literally NOT A WORD.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't EVER listen to other announcers.

Except him. I’ve come to accept the fact I’m shallow and hateful and only listen to him to completely despise him.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22

by lynnzgal on Sep 9, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

oh no

edgar gonzalez

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

We shall persevere.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 9, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

is AN on crack?

did AN smoke the crack in the Bay Bridge? It’s acting craaaaazy.

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn!!!

Ks – OUTs whatever it takes…..

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 9, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

ok now i'm scared

and i hate that aj guy with his fake hair

by OakA'sHoney on Sep 9, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

You're not alone.

Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22

by lynnzgal on Sep 9, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Michael Barrett is your hero.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 9, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay

EGonz = Gadzooks

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 9, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

seems a little easier to post now

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift-C still not working for me.

Am I the only one who uses it?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 9, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

what the hell does shift c do?

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like C but up instead of down.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 9, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

it dead.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for killing it.

Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22

by lynnzgal on Sep 9, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I laughed.

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Sep 9, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay!

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

LB is here for a reason.

Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22

by lynnzgal on Sep 9, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a murder mystery......

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 9, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

HR for Wallace

6-1 Kitties in the 5th.

The Oakland A's: Pissing off fathers of disappointing baseball players who still managed to be better than their dads (charter club members: Tom Grieve & Ed Crosby)
Last of the Ninth - Photography

by Flashfire on Sep 9, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

MEOW

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh no

it’s J Edgar Loser, yikes.

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Um

Edgon in for Kilby.

Uh.

Right.

"Chicks dig the long ball, although fat chicks will settle for warning track power" - Nick Diamond

by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

"paulie" sheesh that irritates me.

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Sep 9, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

K

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 9, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

We lose

"Chicks dig the long ball, although fat chicks will settle for warning track power" - Nick Diamond

by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

shhhhhhh

Collective out think – right now!

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 9, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many times have I heard that tonight?

Wrong every time.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 9, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It keeps throwing me off.

I have to go check to the score to make sure we didn’t actually lose (yet).

by whiteshoes40 on Sep 9, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

Prolepsis fails.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 9, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

It’s irritating me too

"Chicks dig the long ball, although fat chicks will settle for warning track power" - Nick Diamond

by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

UN believable.....are.you.kidding.me???

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 9, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

oh lordy

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

When did the A's get Ricardo Rincon back?

All Games and Comments are Subject to Blackout

by Hit4TheCycle on Sep 9, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Mr. April gonna kill us here.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Mr. April comes through again.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank god

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Sep 9, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

well, I have successfully not done anything productive tonight.

Although I did have tortellini for dinner (instead of a bagel). And I did throw away the dead cockroach that I found in my kitchen. So I guess those count for something.

by whiteshoes40 on Sep 9, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Good bugs, huh?

It amazing how big the bugs get here.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

esp. roaches.

they have a huge version here. They call them “Palmetto Bugs” but they’re not fooling me. They’re big frickin roaches.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's Florida, dude.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ain't no such thing as a good bug

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 9, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait til you wake up with one on you.

(and y’all think I just bitch about Florida just ot bitch…)

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't even SAY such a thing.

I think I would be traumatized for life.

by whiteshoes40 on Sep 9, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

tortellini

whoever decided to put cheese in pasta ought to have a statue next to the person who put chocolate with peanut butter.

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tortellini in chicken broth with parmesan cheese and french bread with butter.

Most excellent comfort food!

Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22

by lynnzgal on Sep 9, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah baby!

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Sep 9, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

YES! YES! YES!

"Chicks dig the long ball, although fat chicks will settle for warning track power" - Nick Diamond

by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

(reference to Buehrle's no-no)

"Chicks dig the long ball, although fat chicks will settle for warning track power" - Nick Diamond

by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh boy

we’re all gonna DYE!!!!!!

NOT!!!!

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

wooo...

"just a beating heart ... plasma that we'll put into our uniform." - Billy Beane

by athleticsBB4life on Sep 9, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

that was close baby

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

like what?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

We did!!!

We lived through AN madness and a close call!!

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 9, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't buy the cheap ones

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Sep 9, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

because they are too stuffed

with REALLY GOOD WEED? ;)

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

remember when people used to put that stuff

into film canisters.

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Sep 9, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

used to?

LOL

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh...no

I mean…uh…yes.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 9, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, and i thought, man those things had film and chemicals

stuff in them, can’t be good for you.

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Sep 9, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

my roommate would stuff it into his speakers

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

neither is formaldahyde

but people still sprinkle it on their doobage from time to time.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 9, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

sprinkle some crack on it

Oh Chappelle…

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Sep 9, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember FILM CAnnisters???

Can’t put it in a memory stick…..

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 9, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK guys....collective out think worked.....

TIME for collective RUN THINK!!!

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 9, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Why the hell would you bring in Marshall?

Your 1 long reliever got 1 out.

"Chicks dig the long ball, although fat chicks will settle for warning track power" - Nick Diamond

by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Marshall should not come in period

Hopefully we get a lead and it will be a moot point.

by Trainman on Sep 9, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

MoneyPenny makes the blooper reel

"Chicks dig the long ball, although fat chicks will settle for warning track power" - Nick Diamond

by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

let's go

OAK-land!!!!

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

And Lenny DiNardo makes his season debut tomorrow for the royals

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Lenny DiNoRuns!

I care about your fantasy team.

by stormtown on Sep 9, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, he’s still pitching?

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 9, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently not until tomorrow

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

i knew someone would bring that up

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It may break AN, but here goes...

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 9, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

not sure if the shorts or the guy are whiter

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's close.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

A few years ago, yes.

Was a borderline 5th starter, who got lucky with us a few times before he regressed.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 9, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The other guy is Bronson Arroyo, right?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 9, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ozzie's head 'splode now

you deserve to lose even more, Pierzynski-harborers

I care about your fantasy team.

by stormtown on Sep 9, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I really like this.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I read the comment, I assumed it was you.

Was surprised to see someone else’s signature.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 9, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a Zelig thing

I’m an unthinking mimic and reading thousands of LB comments has perhaps led to me aping his style, biting his rhymes, opening up a sign shop.

I care about your fantasy team.

by stormtown on Sep 9, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would've gladly given you my life, had you asked.

I wouldn’t even had made you do the whole change hairstyles and move in with me thing.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just as long as it's not a Bud Zelig thing.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 9, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to go, Geren

"Chicks dig the long ball, although fat chicks will settle for warning track power" - Nick Diamond

by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

AK not loaded

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Octopus is in?

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

White Sox not feeding him as well?

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

'Course,

I always got him confused (appearance wise) with Durazo

by As Fan in the Bronx on Sep 9, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Raj!

Make something happen!

Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22

by lynnzgal on Sep 9, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

now is the time to

Raj against the machine

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone else etired of that idiot?

Going swing batta batta SWING?

"Chicks dig the long ball, although fat chicks will settle for warning track power" - Nick Diamond

by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

isn't that the guy from Tampa Bay???

who used to pick on one guy and ride him?

Thought he moved to Chicago? Or, he has an imitator…

"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw

by One won lost won on Sep 9, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

come on raj, catch up to that.

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Sep 9, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

for shits sake

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Sep 9, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Was that a hit-and-run with two strikes?

"Chicks dig the long ball, although fat chicks will settle for warning track power" - Nick Diamond

by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

wow this is run and gun tonight

Punk-zinskoid will need an icepack, he has throw more than Torres last night.

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

and here I thought it would be a tidy MW'er gametime

but it’s spilling over into a late night.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 9, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

refresh me on your 20?

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Sep 9, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wichita, KS

“The Air Capital of the WORLD” but you can’t fly out of here for less than $400.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 9, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahh yes, that's right.

as falls wichita so falls …. i can never remember that Pat Methany cd

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Sep 9, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought i was the only one i knew who listened to him

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now were the only ones we know.

I like his ECM Group sides the most, the rest is meh-ish. Aside from of course, Song X. Big Ornette fan here.
His Quintet discs are outstanding as well.

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Sep 9, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have!

I have an old cassette somewhere….

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Sep 9, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been finding their stuff used on Amazon

Have 3 of their CD’s and love ’em!!

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 9, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're from Minnesota, of course

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Sep 9, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you have nay Kenny Loggins?

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

My parents have some old vinyl Kenny

I am ashamed to admit.

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Sep 9, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

do THEY love a rainy night?

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

*smacks you in the head*

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Sep 9, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

ouch.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've spent many a hot day in Wichita

have some friends from college who live there

by sirbed on Sep 9, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just put in a sprinkler system this weekend

cuz it does get hot, hot, hot.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 9, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's why I love having a condo

don’t have to worry about lawn care

by sirbed on Sep 9, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

i had a place with a huge lawn

and I was always working – and lazy….. a neighborhood that prided its self on lawn care, green, always mowed. I would find notes on my door “you ought to mow it soon.”

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Sep 9, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd kidnap his pets.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

somewhere in the middle....Kansas or Iowa....

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

aaaaaand

poop

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

what a f'n wasted inning that was

"just a beating heart ... plasma that we'll put into our uniform." - Billy Beane

by athleticsBB4life on Sep 9, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

enough w/ the sb

"just a beating heart ... plasma that we'll put into our uniform." - Billy Beane

by athleticsBB4life on Sep 9, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Night, my loves!

Dead tired.

Let’s Go A’S!

Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22

by lynnzgal on Sep 9, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

later lynnz

hopefully we’ll win one for the lynnzer

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

What time zone are you in??

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 9, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kenny Loggins

oh wow

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 9, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

we all are pathetic.

and I love a rainy night.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

same dif.

same hair, right?

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fell so poorly because I mis-identified a Kenny Loggins song.

Wait, doesn’t that make me a winner?

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

night night

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

night baby.

WOOF!

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blech

"Chicks dig the long ball, although fat chicks will settle for warning track power" - Nick Diamond

by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

OK we need a K here WellFedgar

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Every time I say we lose we get out of it

So we lose.

"Chicks dig the long ball, although fat chicks will settle for warning track power" - Nick Diamond

by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude, fail!

It doesn’t work if you acknowledge it! You have to say it with a straight face.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 9, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

So

We win?

I don’t know what to do!!!

"Chicks dig the long ball, although fat chicks will settle for warning track power" - Nick Diamond

by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that worked.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 9, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know what I'm doing, yo

"Chicks dig the long ball, although fat chicks will settle for warning track power" - Nick Diamond

by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you from New Jersey?

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gosh, no

What did I do to you?

"Chicks dig the long ball, although fat chicks will settle for warning track power" - Nick Diamond

by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

You said yo.

It’s a Jersey thing, apparently. And apparently, Florida is a significant improvement to Jersey. Lots of Jerseyites around.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL No

I actually only say yo when I’m joking around.

Hayward native

"Chicks dig the long ball, although fat chicks will settle for warning track power" - Nick Diamond

by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

We don't wanna turn on you.....

Let’s Go Oakland!!

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 9, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

clap clap clapclapclap

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK one more out

you can do it Edgar

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

YES!

"Chicks dig the long ball, although fat chicks will settle for warning track power" - Nick Diamond

by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

woo.

13. lucky 13.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Must score now

need more than singles

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

they remind me of....us.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game is funny.

I love extra innings. I love them more when the other team leaves tons of guys on base.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 9, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

A's bullpen

is off the hook, 10 innings scoreless tonight.

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

A's bullpen

is toast, 10 innings pitched tonight

Do you know the way to San Jose?

by eastcoasta'sfan on Sep 9, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you like your toast

burned to a crisp?

Do you know the way to San Jose?

by eastcoasta'sfan on Sep 9, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

depends....butter or jam?

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vegemite.

I keed.

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Sep 9, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least they have tmrw off

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Sep 9, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's enough of 'em down there....

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 9, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

swingle?

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

yes, make them pay for trading you sweeney

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats what happens

when your starter can only go 3.

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Sep 9, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

side note:

I keep reading “Green” as “Geren” and “Geren” as “Green”. Which would make your username “BleedGeren”. Which might not be a bad thing.

by whiteshoes40 on Sep 9, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

How much would we be hating

if the A’s colors were Geren and gold?

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Sep 9, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

would we have to kill Geren to get the color Geren?

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe THAT's what Geren needs - I am so laughing right now

a good old fashioned bleed!! LOL

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 9, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

damn. makes me wish i was there even more

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

not really

I would love to have my date with Drew

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 9, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

me first

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm greedy

i want her to myself

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would share her with OAH.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 9, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh hi.

They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick

by mikev on Sep 9, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Drew!

Is this one we can all agree on?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 9, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes!

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need to know if R-Star is on board.

She’s probably milfy to him.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 9, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

too old for him

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's scary. Drew as a MILF.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember her as the baby sister in E.T.

So cute!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 9, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know.

We’re getting old.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uhhh

No.

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Sep 9, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't Dotel's arm going to fall off yet

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Hairston becomes the untier

"Chicks dig the long ball, although fat chicks will settle for warning track power" - Nick Diamond

by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Hi, I'm back.

We can win now.

They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick

by mikev on Sep 9, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

yay!

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 9, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

hah hah

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Sep 9, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

On both accounts

"Chicks dig the long ball, although fat chicks will settle for warning track power" - Nick Diamond

by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Kangaroo Court!

Unacceptable!

"Get heavy!" - Kotsay

by OaklandInvader on Sep 9, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Captain Kangaroo?

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He would tie him up with his sweater

than beat him with a dress shoe!!

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 9, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

In his sweater vest?

You must be joking. Cap’n looked like he was quite the scrapper as a young man.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred would hit him low

Cap’n has no chance

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 9, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cap'n looked like he drank a couple pints of gin a day and smoked a couple packs of Viceroys.

He would feel no pain.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jim Henson abhors violence.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geez Hairston...

…if you can’t HIT, you should RUN!!!

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Sep 9, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU FOR NOT RUNNING, HAIRSTON.

They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick

by mikev on Sep 9, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't worry

Zuke will either hit a 2 run bomb or into a double play.

CuttheMullet, from "The Thread":
"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think "would an idiot do that?" and if they would, I do not do that thing."

by DMOAS on Sep 9, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eff you, Hairston

The Oakland A's: Pissing off fathers of disappointing baseball players who still managed to be better than their dads (charter club members: Tom Grieve & Ed Crosby)
Last of the Ninth - Photography

by Flashfire on Sep 9, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Would he have made it to 2nd??

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 9, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Easily, if he wasn't lollygagging it to first

I wanted to use that word.

The Oakland A's: Pissing off fathers of disappointing baseball players who still managed to be better than their dads (charter club members: Tom Grieve & Ed Crosby)
Last of the Ninth - Photography

by Flashfire on Sep 9, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Geren will bench him tomorrow

Oh right – no game tomorrow

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 9, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's make them pay for THAT!!

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 9, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

stupid Hairston

not on 2nd, dope.

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

But really

How often do you see any of our players busting it on fly balls like that?

"Chicks dig the long ball, although fat chicks will settle for warning track power" - Nick Diamond

by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Major leaguers are supposed to run that out

And most of them do. usually it’s only the guys who already have big contracts who fail there.

Do you know the way to San Jose?

by eastcoasta'sfan on Sep 9, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least hairston isn't likely to run

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

What. The. Fuck. Is. Hairston. Doing?

The Oakland A's: Pissing off fathers of disappointing baseball players who still managed to be better than their dads (charter club members: Tom Grieve & Ed Crosby)
Last of the Ninth - Photography

by Flashfire on Sep 9, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit

Dies

"Chicks dig the long ball, although fat chicks will settle for warning track power" - Nick Diamond

by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING?????????

They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick

by mikev on Sep 9, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

HAIRSTON...WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Sep 9, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks, Hairston

He should be fined a large amount and not play the next game either.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 9, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

facepalm

Baserunning worthy of a last place team in Hell right there.

Oy.

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Was he on the move?

"Chicks dig the long ball, although fat chicks will settle for warning track power" - Nick Diamond

by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't that kind of, like, explain things then?

"Chicks dig the long ball, although fat chicks will settle for warning track power" - Nick Diamond

by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

not when the ball is in the air for 30 seconds

They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick

by mikev on Sep 9, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

The battle of futility continues

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Battling for higher draft spots, yo

Duh

"Chicks dig the long ball, although fat chicks will settle for warning track power" - Nick Diamond

by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

i missed that... what happened? it must have been stoopid

cause i though there was one out.

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Sep 9, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

running game has taken the A"s out of this game tonight

"just a beating heart ... plasma that we'll put into our uniform." - Billy Beane

by athleticsBB4life on Sep 9, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Advice to Scott Hairston:

When you think you shouldn’t run, run really hard. When you think you should run really hard, don’t.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Sep 9, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

no way...really?

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

2nd law of internet porn:

If you can think of it, someone has made it.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 9, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm

i’d rather see the progressive insurance redhead

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by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

bingo.

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by mikev on Sep 9, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed.

completely agreed.

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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the ads where she has the black suit on

she looks like a bug.

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by iglew on Sep 9, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pull him you jackass...

…sit on the bench.

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by baseballgirl on Sep 9, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, so he was trying to steal but...

…I’m pretty sure he went into his slide after the ball was popped up. You’ve got to look to see what happened exactly so that doesn’t happen.

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by Flashfire on Sep 9, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

(And react to hearing the contact)

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by Flashfire on Sep 9, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hm, I think I’ll be late to the thread on Friday.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 9, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope youhave a good reason young man

or a note from your mother…..:-)

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by BERRYJO on Sep 9, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my .... i saw the replay.

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by ak_A on Sep 9, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Hairston has been removed

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by Flashfire on Sep 9, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously??

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by BERRYJO on Sep 9, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

oooo, Best Man Bob pulls Hairston

that’ll show them, just like the time he pulled Sweeney…

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by stormtown on Sep 9, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Should've for not running hard on the fly ball anyway

Then he compounds it by trying to steal second anyway and gets doubled off.

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by Flashfire on Sep 9, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hairston pulled out of the game?

Insane.

On the fly ball…again, how many of our players do bust it on fly balls like that? We should be pulling guys out of the game on a nightly basis, if this is how things are gonna work.

Second….Geren’s the one that sent him on the pitch, so how can you blame Scott there?

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by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Because he made no effort to get back to the bag.

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by mikev on Sep 9, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he, though?

Was there a replay?

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by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

By the time he was about halfway back to first they were already making the out

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by Flashfire on Sep 9, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please stop defending that sequence

It doesn’t matter how many times people don’t run hard on a fly ball. By the time it’s caught you should be on your way to second anyway specifically because you never know when one will be dropped.

And we don’t know if Geren gave him the steal sign or not. Either way, you’ve got to be aware of what happens on the pitch and at least not slide when you hear contact.

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by Flashfire on Sep 9, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

So then, like I said, guys should be pulled multiple times throughout every game, then?

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by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

*smacks forehead*

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by Flashfire on Sep 9, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

So...

Will you answer me, or not? 95% of the time guys DON’T run out that ball, just because it dropped once out of a million times he should be?

As for the steal, again, since we didn’t see a replay, how can you blame him for what happened there?

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by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because he slid for no fucking reason whatsoever.

It was 2 stupid ass plays in a row. He wasn’t even WATCHING the ball when he hit it to CF, he had no idea it dropped.

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by mikev on Sep 9, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except once it did he was going to go for second`

But it was too late

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by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had he been running hard, he'd have been standing on second base.

Not fully sprinting. Just RUNNING. You know, like you’re supposed to when you hit the ball?

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by mikev on Sep 9, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

And once more

I’ll expect to see you bashing the next guy for not running out a similar fly ball.

Flip over to the Dodgers-D-backs game. You’ll see it there. I suppose you’ll be having a fit, right?

There’s a .0000001 chance that the center fielder drops that ball. If he doesn’t, then we’re not having this discussion, are we?

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by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tonight was the reason you run out everything.

Nuff said.

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by mikev on Sep 9, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it's that .0000001 percent chance that proves why you, you know, follow the ball the whole way

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by Flashfire on Sep 9, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

And yes, I will bash someone every time he half-asses it on a ball that's dropped

At the very least, you jog it out and keep your eye on it and be ready to react if it gets misplayed. If it’s caught like it should be, no big deal. If it’s not, your ass better be on second at the least.

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by Flashfire on Sep 9, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what happens when you jog to first looking toward the right field foul pole instead of seeing where the ball is

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by Flashfire on Sep 9, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

See above, yo

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by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I already answered you

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by Flashfire on Sep 9, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, I mean with something, you know, valid.

Watch the replay, the entire play (Suzuki popping up, him throwing to first for the DP) was about seven seconds. Hairston had slid into second about 3 seconds through the play, meaning he had 4 seconds to get back to the bag. He was halfway or 3/4ths of the way there when the out was recorded.

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by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank god for the DVR, by the way

And, you know, let’s also thankg God I’m not the one paying for it…

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by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I count two full seconds from the time contact is made to the time Hairston is sliding into second

That’s enough time to react to the sound of contact being made and see where the ball is. You don’t slide into second that late.

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by Flashfire on Sep 9, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, really?

This is like that dumbshit NFL rule about hitting QB’s. You’re supposed to stop on a dime while running full speed? 2 seconds….2 SECONDS.

Incredible.

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by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody said stop on a dime

But yeah, it would be nice if he didn’t KEEP RUNNING FULL SPEED AND SLIDE INTO THE FUCKING BASE.

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by mikev on Sep 9, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Stop on a dime? Puh-leeze.

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by Flashfire on Sep 9, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again

He’d take a couple seconds ANYWAY to stop, gather, and spin around if he’s running full speed when contact is made ANYWAY, so I really don’t see the difference other than risking injury vs. staying healthy.

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by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, see, it works like this

You hear contact.

You don’t slide.

You stay on your feet.

You reach the base.

You find the ball.

You react to what you see.

Understand?

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by Flashfire on Sep 9, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

The difference?

Well, how about being safe vs being out?

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by mikev on Sep 9, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again

He’s out EITHER WAY.

Whether he slides into second OR NOT, because he didn’t slide into second that long after contact is made.

Holy shit, what don’t you understand about this?

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by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're wrong.

Stop posting.

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by mikev on Sep 9, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh definitely, yes

I’m wrong because you said so. Of course.

Why do adults decide to act like children in debates like this?

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by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're wrong because you're wrong

it’s been explained several times. You’re the one stomping your feet and saying no, who is acting like a child?

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by mikev on Sep 9, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it hasn't been explained

I had refuted every thing up to this point but it wasn’t good enough for you guys.

Look back at the argument. Not one of my posts contained just “No”, or “You’re wrong”.

That was you and flash.

Let’s not let facts get in the way of anything, though.

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by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hasn't been explained several times, that is

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by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You think that isn't enough time for him to figure maybe he should stay on his feet?

I’m done with this.

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by Flashfire on Sep 9, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok

How about you go on a baseball diamond, and run to second.

When you’re about 10 feet to the bag, and you hear contact made at the plate, I’d like to you stop in place, and tell me that was a much better decision than spending 2 seconds (holy crap, still can’t figure that out) to run and slide to a stop that limits the chance for injury.

Really, if Hairston does stop right there, 10 feet from the bag, what are the chances he gets back? He’ll need to take a second to gather himself, spin around, and run anyway, so he’d likely end up in the same place.

And running full speed, remember that.

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by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're making the dumbest argument ever.

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by mikev on Sep 9, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm impressed

What insight.

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by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you still stuck on that "stop on a dime" nonsense?

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by Flashfire on Sep 9, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

That’s what it seems like you wanted him to do.

Remember, he’s running full speed to second because the steal is on ANYWAY, so his two options are to either stop, or run and slide the extra 10 feet into second.

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by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

You keep missing the third option: running it out and slowing down as you get to second so you can more quckly react to the play.

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by Flashfire on Sep 9, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT HE WASN'T FAR FROM SECOND WHEN CONTACT WAS MADE

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by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

What. Ever.

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by Flashfire on Sep 9, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what you guys keep ignoring..

You think he’s fucking halfway to the bag and he just keeps running like an idiot…that’s not how it went down. He was already close to second, so whether he slows down and ends up near second, or slides into second, it doesn’t make any difference.

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by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

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by Flashfire on Sep 9, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can play this game too

“Yes”

Incredible what people resort to when they’re proven wrong.

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by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except you haven't proven a thing

Toodles.

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by Flashfire on Sep 9, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

Ok then!

ROFL.

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by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the last I'll say on this

Whether he’s able to get back to first in time isn’t the point here. I actually agree with you that there probably wasn’t enough time thanks to the ball not being in the air that long.

The point is two seconds should be enough time to figure out “Oh, contact. Better not slide. Run it out instead..” At the least, once he hits the base he can turn right back around and get a head start on going back to first.

Instead, he slid, had to get back up, then find the ball, then start back to first. By the time the ball was tossed for the double play he was just showing up in the picture about halfway to two-thirds back to first when had he stayed on his feet maybe he at least makes it close.

On its own it’s a bad play. Add to the fact he should’ve been on second base to begin with on the fly ball and it looks extra bad.

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by Flashfire on Sep 9, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a pop up slide

The slide is not the issue.

The issue here is that he probably didn’t realize that the ball had been popped up, especially since the 2nd baseman or shortstop (I don’t know who) went to cover 2nd initially.

Then, he probably broke off second a second or two too late after he finally realized it was popped up.

Maybe he knew contact was made, but didn’t know it was popped up. For that to be figured out, he would’ve had to stop, plant, and turn around to see what happened, then react and run back to first.

Yes, it was a bad play, but it’s not one that can be blamed on Hairston all things considered.

Remember that they’re also in Chicago, so crowd noise could be an issue as far as hearing guys tell you that it was popped up, and so forth.

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by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Though he WAS running like an idiot on the fly ball)

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by Flashfire on Sep 9, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to be redundant but if he had not slid??

I really don’t understand that part of your statement.

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by BERRYJO on Sep 9, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just commented above

He slid well after contact was made.

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by Flashfire on Sep 9, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks - OK...I just don't get the significance of the slide vs. running to base standing.....

It has to do with tagging up vs. a steal attempt I’m thinking. I just try to get the small points!!

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by BERRYJO on Sep 9, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Basically it indicated that Hairston wasn't paying attention to shit.

Why on earth would you slide into second when the ball has been hit? Why didn’t he realize the ball had been popped up? Did he not hear the base coach, or the crack of the bat? Did he not look back?

It was a mental error.

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by mikev on Sep 9, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I got that...and it came on the heels of another mental error made by the same player

very frustrating…..

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by BERRYJO on Sep 9, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again, Suzuki hadn't made contact that long before Hairston slid into second...

I don’t get what you don’t understand about this. If he’s running full speed, he’d have to stop, plant, turn, and run when he’s 80 feet from first anyway.

Either way, he’s probably out. The ball really wasn’t in the air that long, dude.

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by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

lucky for me, my TV has a second counter on it.

8:54:43 – Hairston takes off as Dotel’s foot lands to deliver the pitch
8:54:44 – Suzuki hits a pop up
8:54:46 – Hairston is sliding into second base. In the frozen frame, TY WALLER IS FUCKING SCREAMING AT SECOND BASE.
8:54:50 – Konerko makes the catch. You can see that the second baseman has already run to cover first base. WHERE’S HAIRSTON?
8:54:51 – Second baseman catches the ball flipped from Konerko for the out. WHERE THE FUCK IS HAIRSTON? HE SLID INTO SECOND BASE FIVE SECONDS AGO
8:54:53 – Oh, there he is jogging slowly into the view of the screen.

WHY DID IT TAKE HAIRSTON SEVEN SECONDS TO RUN BACK TO FIRST?

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by mikev on Sep 9, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

5 seconds

If he slid into second 3 seconds into the play, and the out was made 8 seconds into the play, then that’s 5 seconds, at most.

So yes, now you have an argument. Now you could argue that Hairston should’ve gotten back to the bag there, but he was busting it getting back to first and only started jogging once the out was recorded.

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by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bullshit.

You can see the second baseman bust ass to get to the bag. HE’S THE ONE WHO COVERED FIRST BASE.

There is no excuse for Hairston not making it back. He slid and then stopped. It does not take five seconds to run back to first base.

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by mikev on Sep 9, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that can be argued

But yes, you’ve got me now. He probably didn’t realize the ball had been popped up until he got into second, which is most likely why he didn’t get back.

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by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is exactly what we have been saying the entire time.

He wasn’t paying attention. Twice in a row.

This is why he was removed from the game.

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by mikev on Sep 9, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

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by Flashfire on Sep 9, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like I said above, though.

What you apparently wanted him to do was stop 10 feet before he gets to the bag, plant, turn around, see that it was popped up (this is all going on behind him), and react and run back. All in 2 seconds.

Him using the pop up slide or slowing standing and running into second standing up wouldn’t have made a difference. He probably slid in the first base, because the shortstop or 2nd baseman went over to cover the bag, meaning if he heard the contact, he assumed it was a grounder. Again, this is all going on behind him, and he’s got two seconds to react to the situation.

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by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

What I wanted him to do was PAY ATTENTION.

When a guy is running, when contact is made, usually they look to see where the ball went.

If, like you said, he ASSUMED it was a grounder and just slid, then he got fucking deked. Again: Mental miscue.

However, the replay showed, NEITHER MIDDLE INFIELDER was covering second base. Because it was a popup.

Everybody knew this except Hairston.

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by mikev on Sep 9, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again, dude was not far from second when contact was made

So you expected him to stop on a dime, plan, turn around, realize the ball was popped up, and get back to first, right?

I don’t know what you guys don’t get about this — he wasn’t far off from second when contact was made, and since it was very light contact, it’s possible he didn’t realize it was popped up as he was running to 2nd, considering the crowd noise, etc.

And neither middle infielder went to cover second on the steal? What replay are you watching? When does that not happen? He was already almost at 2nd when the ball was popped up, so there’s no way I believe the infielders just stood where they were because they knew it would be popped up.

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by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to say one more thing

He was not almost at second when the ball was popped up because nobody’s that fast, not even Usain Bolt. At best he’s probably about halfway there when contact is made and I guarantee you the middle infielders know where the ball is there.

And once again, nobody is saying “stop on a dime.” We’re saying “pay attention and stay on your feet as you get to second so you can react faster than you did.”

Whatever crowd noise there is – and trust me, it’s not THAT loud in the 13th inning after a couple throws to first – anyone on the infield is close enough to hear the sound the bat makes with the ball, even on a popup.

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by Flashfire on Sep 9, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again, you're main issue looks to be the slide into second

What’s the difference between slowing down and stopping at second standing up or using the pop up slide, which allows to to get to second faster and retreat to first faster?

Anyway, according to the replay I saw, when the ball went up in the air, and Hairston was about 5-10 feet away from the bag. So maybe he made contact when he was 10-15 feet?

Again, if he’s running full speed, it doesn’t make much of a difference, because he can’t stop on a dime so once contact was made, there’s no way he would’ve made it back. The ball wasn’t in the air very long.

"Chicks dig the long ball, although fat chicks will settle for warning track power" - Nick Diamond

by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's a lot of ground that can be covered in a second when you're at full speed

I guarantee you he’s not 10-15 feet from the bag by the time contact is made. If that’s the case he’d never, ever be thrown out stealing.

Either way, pop-up slides don’t really save you a whole lot of time compared to staying up. Maybe he had it in his mind that he was sliding no matter what, and that would seem to fit with how locked in he seemed to be enough to miss the fact the ball was popped up.

Anyway, it’s over, I think the debate’s been made clear, and I’m ready to move on.

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by Flashfire on Sep 9, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flyball to center

Didn’t run it out, ball dropped, he was at first instead of second.

Then, he took off to steal 2nd, ball was popped STRAIGHT UP, and he either ignored the base coach, didn’t look, or is just an idiot and didn’t even get CLOSE to the bag in time to not be doubled off.

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by mikev on Sep 9, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Patterson should have come in to run for Hairston, then, if Hairston was going to get pulled anyway.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 9, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Hairston

pulled like a bad tooth!

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I think E-Gon wasn't scheduled

till five days from now anyway, so he’s still on track.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 9, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

shit

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Sep 9, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Losing to AJ

The ultimate pain.

@worldblee on Twitter.

by worldblee on Sep 9, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

ooof.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember when Davis was a good OF?

Oh, yeah. That’s right, he’s just fast.

They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick

by mikev on Sep 9, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

time for Glee!

I care about your fantasy team.

by stormtown on Sep 9, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

There has too be something good on tonight.

4-3 for that?

Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22

by lynnzgal on Sep 9, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought you were zzzzzzz

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Sep 9, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you went to bed.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 9, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had to stay up for Glee.

I’m a musical whore,

Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22

by lynnzgal on Sep 9, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

45 minutes in now

I’m not that impressed. It’s OK, but not really grabbing me.

I do love the dude in the wheelchair. At first I thought it was a dopey gimmick, but he totally rocks. Best voice on the show, easily.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 9, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

had to lose off that asshat's hit too, did we?

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCKED

PUNKzinskoid.

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

i am a bit steamed over this one.

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Sep 9, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

k, g'night.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 9, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

An f-ed up way to lose

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 9, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he may have been texting someone

and failed to back up the play, hmmmm.

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Check his Twitter account (if he has one)

“Hey guys I’m in the…oh shit.”

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by Flashfire on Sep 9, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LMA'sO

@worldblee on Twitter.

by worldblee on Sep 9, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LMAO

BRB/F8, deep @ wall

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by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

what a punk

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Um

What’s with the “defense”?

"Chicks dig the long ball, although fat chicks will settle for warning track power" - Nick Diamond

by hero66 on Sep 9, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck shit bitch.

Did it have to be pisszinsky?

We fucking stink.

by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

The Wet Blanket

returns.

What a bastage.

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Sep 9, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

so...thats...IT

is it?

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Sep 9, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm just going to pretend that AN is still not working

La la la la la! Wow, this game sure is tied for a long time. Mmmmm…

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Sep 9, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

8-2 River Cats

Listening to that no

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Last of the Ninth - Photography

by Flashfire on Sep 9, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

now

The Oakland A's: Pissing off fathers of disappointing baseball players who still managed to be better than their dads (charter club members: Tom Grieve & Ed Crosby)
Last of the Ninth - Photography

by Flashfire on Sep 9, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

playoffs for Rivercats yet?

"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw

by One won lost won on Sep 9, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game 1 now

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Last of the Ninth - Photography

by Flashfire on Sep 9, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

haven't Carter and Wallace tatered?

that’s good news

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

RAJ took an, um, unusual route there

I imagine his popularity has just taken a hit.

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

No

He always takes shitty routes to flyballs. He’s just fast enough to make up for it. usually.

They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick

by mikev on Sep 9, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm out

This was disappointing. On the plus side, I’ll be posting from MN on Friday. Short work trip = just enough time to catch a game in the metrodome. :-)

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Have fun.....and represent!!

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 9, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll probably be the only A's fan there...lol

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Theres an A's fan everywhere!

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Sep 9, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should grab

a hunk of baggie from the Twinkiedome before it is demolished!

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 wins in a row?

too good to be true.

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Sep 9, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Drew Barrymore

things were going fine until she was namechecked.

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Sep 9, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

First answer wins.

9/9/09’s loss due to drew barrymore.

by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's because there were no pictures.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 9, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dan Johnson

They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick

by mikev on Sep 9, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 9, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

so am I

It’s a wash

They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick

by mikev on Sep 9, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

blame of the game


Johnny “Poops” McGinty, who should have killed AJ Pierzynski on the schoolyard at age 6 when he had the chance, after the infamous Kit Kat Recess Incident of 1982.

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 9, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEW THREAD OPEN!

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Sep 9, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

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