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The teA'se Thread


A's down 7-4 as we make our way to the bottom of the ninth.

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Yay - a thread for the last two outs

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I dunno why

but ZF apparently likes you better now. :(

Where’d your niece go?

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

again, you mean.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't get it.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Sep 3, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why are you LOLing at yourself?

Nobody LOLs at their own jokes, man.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do.

But it’s weird. I meant to LOL to Bloom. Oh well.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Sep 3, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

rawr.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

extra rawr.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Sep 3, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't be mad.

And call me.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Sep 3, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh there you are.

I knew that would get a response out of you.

Hey baby

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

pft.

after me and her do.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

R-Star is swooning right now.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't describe what he's doing as swooning.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Sep 3, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sammich?

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did I turn on Romeo and Juliet on accident?

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would you not take the 3?

Fools.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Sep 3, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

roomy.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

We jinxed the tease.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Phooeyare the Mariners actually decent?

or just better than us?

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Sep 3, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

The second 1.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Sep 3, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltre almost caught that one night in the ruts

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Walk off Grand Slam

All Games and Comments are Subject to Blackout

by Hit4TheCycle on Sep 3, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I vote for this!!

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh! Dostoyevskian tease!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

There's hope at the end of the tunnel!

Oh shit, it’s a train.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lights out!

Uh huh!

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES PLEASE

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

shouldnt vince say

“that insurance run was huge” now

by Future Ed on Sep 3, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

If you're waving at me, howdy

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

hi.

(waves)

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The haves and have nots....

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

uhhh

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

This is deja vu.

I don’t like it.

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

"Case closed"

The “D.A.” thing is still stupid, but that’s a big improvement over “the D.A. has ruled”.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

um, someone could have the common

courtesy to tell those of us too self-absorbed to actually listen/watch the game that it’s over.

Selfish pricks.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

That only happens when we win.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

At Lookout Landing, I assume.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what "case closed" means.

Their closer is David Aardsma. “D.A.”, get it? Ha ha.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

rated-r

your raiders aren’t doing well

by OakA'sHoney on Sep 3, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Preseason.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

another night another

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 3, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

The tease was the error on the 3rd out.

Giving us one more chance to hope.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah that wasn't even vaguely titillating

but the title of the thread gave me an excuse to play fun games with letter images, and for this a sad and sorry soul such as myself can only be grateful.

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 3, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Short night.

Installing a sprinkler system in the morning. Would have been easier coming off an A’s win :-(

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

The game has been very, very sloppy.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

you would think it was the first game of the year :-)

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Mazzaro tomorrow

Mortensen.

Vin has bicep tendinitis.

Maybe this has already been mentioned, if so, sorry for the dupe.

by Trainman on Sep 3, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

Mazzaro scratched for tomorrow. Tendonitis. Mortensen up to start. Rawr Mortensen!

by ZigFan31 on Sep 3, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

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