The teA'se Thread
A's down 7-4 as we make our way to the bottom of the ninth.
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Yay - a thread for the last two outs
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I dunno why
but ZF apparently likes you better now. :(
Where’d your niece go?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
again, you mean.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't get it.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Why are you LOLing at yourself?
Nobody LOLs at their own jokes, man.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
rawr.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Richard Lewis?
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh there you are.
I knew that would get a response out of you.
Hey baby
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
pft.
after me and her do.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
R-Star is swooning right now.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I wouldn't describe what he's doing as swooning.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
How do you spell trouble?
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Did I turn on Romeo and Juliet on accident?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Why would you not take the 3?
Fools.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
roomy.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
We jinxed the tease.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions
Phooeyare the Mariners actually decent?
or just better than us?
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
Beltre almost caught that one night in the ruts
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I vote for this!!
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Ooh! Dostoyevskian tease!
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
There's hope at the end of the tunnel!
Oh shit, it’s a train.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Lights out!
Uh huh!
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
YES PLEASE
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
If you're waving at me, howdy
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
hi.
(waves)
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
The haves and have nots....
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
This is deja vu.
I don’t like it.
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions
"Case closed"
The “D.A.” thing is still stupid, but that’s a big improvement over “the D.A. has ruled”.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
um, someone could have the common
courtesy to tell those of us too self-absorbed to actually listen/watch the game that it’s over.
Selfish pricks.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
That only happens when we win.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
At Lookout Landing, I assume.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
That's what "case closed" means.
Their closer is David Aardsma. “D.A.”, get it? Ha ha.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Preseason.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
The tease was the error on the 3rd out.
Giving us one more chance to hope.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
yeah that wasn't even vaguely titillating
but the title of the thread gave me an excuse to play fun games with letter images, and for this a sad and sorry soul such as myself can only be grateful.
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
by emperor nobody on Sep 3, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Short night.
Installing a sprinkler system in the morning. Would have been easier coming off an A’s win :-(
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
Boise St. trying to give it away, give it away, give it away
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions
The game has been very, very sloppy.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah
you would think it was the first game of the year :-)
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
No Mazzaro tomorrow
Mortensen.
Vin has bicep tendinitis.
Maybe this has already been mentioned, if so, sorry for the dupe.

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