More Thread: A's Behind, 6-3
by 67MARQUEZ on Sep 3, 2009 8:59 PM PDT
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PrintThree 2-run dingers by the Mariners off of Brett Tomko have the Mariners feeling right at home at the Coli.
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blue and roomy.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
Thesis:
Corn nuts are like the Ambrosia of the Gods.
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
I don't know.
I do know Lynn would STRONGLY advise against eating them.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
You're telling me.
Four servings per bag my ass.
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
Assuming you still have functional teeth.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
TWSS
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
i swear. i'm laughing so hard, i'm crying.
must be the wine, but it’s only the first glass.
I aim to please.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
we need someone to do a study to determine how many of the posts
are actually related to the game
in a losing season?
If we were contending it would be quite different.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
agrd.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
what's "contending" mean?
is that when games at the end of the season have meaning? :(
it was waaaay back in 2006 and the stars were all a little brighter....
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that a Paris Hilton song?
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
She’s not a singer!
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Ummm
I thought you knew pop culture.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
The ADD threads are more fun anyway
Ooh, a puppy!
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
shiny things!!!!
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I think blez called this athleticsnation.com
because randomchattypostswithonlytheslimmestrelationtobaseball.com was already taken as a URL.
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
by emperor nobody on Sep 3, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
And "Athletics Area," although probably more appropriate, just didn't have the same ring.
we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.
by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
*strolls in with near-nekkid body covered with strategically-placed A's headbands*
[[[cracks a Shasta Cola]]]
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
Is this the same person with the lampshade??
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
How YOU doin?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Sha-Sha-Sha-SHASTA!@#%
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, we're sick, aren't we?
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
more cowbell
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
MOAR A'Z BAESBALL!
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Quit posting compulsively??
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Any love is good love
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
did you take what you could get?
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Right after she looked at me with those big brown eyes
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
You ain't seen nothin yet.
Bababaaaaby you ain’t seen nothin yet.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
You can't always ge what you want.....
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
ACK!
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Exception noted
ewwwwwwwww
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
That's one of her better pictures, too.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
At what point do you feel stupid for covering yourself in body paint at a sporting event?
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
No way, that's tradition.
One of our most tangible connections to the indigenous people of this great continent.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I think the stupidity felt for body paint
is inversely related to the alcohol consumed.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Judging by the looks on those Oregon fans' faces they're sober.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
This man is speaking truth.
Though, personally, it’s gonna take a lot of consumption before someone gets near me with a brush.
we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.
by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh dear
NFL may not have a salary cap starting 2010.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
Al Davis is drooling.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
How could that be
I assumed that when he died a few years ago, he left himself everything in his will.
we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.
by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
the Raiders are the least valuable franchise
and they lost money last year. Also Al has sold over 20% of his share in the last year
It’s obviously a ploy.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
No way.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Jerry Jones is drooling
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s just going to buy another gigantic scoreboard.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
He'll figure out a way to come out cleaner than a virgin's honey pot
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
He means Winnie the Pooh.
Pooh is a virgin.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I don't think any of the owners want an uncapped season.
It’s money out of their pockets.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
they kinda built that in last go-round.
I remember that.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Ichiro is going to get a hit in this at-bat.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
I didn't realise he was hitting .360. That's absurd.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
I loved his line when asked about Mauer getting the batting title.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I've not followed baseball stories for a while 'cos y'know our team sucks.
What did he say?
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
It was an interview with the Japanese media.
As you probably know, Ichiro is much much more entertaining when speaking to his own people. Anyway, Ichiro had been #1 all season, but Mauer just got enough ABs to make the list and so debuted at #1 bumpting Ichiro to #2.
When the reporter asked Ichiro how he felt about that, his answer was something like, “Mauer is a good guy, I like him. If it were someone else that would be unacceptable, but since it’s Mauer I’ll allow it.”
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Nice swing there, Son #1
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
that's a blood-spattered angel right there.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
you know, for a second there, I did.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Best movie(s) evar.
Plus, I loved the musical stylings of the 5, 6, 7, 8’s.
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
Map?
Did he say map?
I like my version better.
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
They don't love you like I love you
we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.
by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Mychael Urban is officially alright with me forever.
How do you make a less-than-thrilling game feel better. A Tribe Called Quest’s “Check the Rhime” does the trick. Ya herrrd?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
That's a step, at least
we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.
by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
okay The Libertines.
Never listened to them. Which album do I start with?
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
Up the Bracket
Also, it’d be fine if that’s where you ended.
we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.
by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah that album's pretty good.
Lead singer is a wanker though.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
Absolutely
And everything they did post-Bracket was middling at best. But someway, somehow, those guys got it together for at least one damn great album.
we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.
by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm surprised they could get through an album
with their drug addiction.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
They don't have much music so it really doesn't matter
The Libertines was their most popular but I’ve been listening to their GH’s lately.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
well, me neither.
I’m just getting them, based solely on O2B’s recommendation.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Trust me
Have I ever steered you wrong with music? I mean we tend to like the same stuff.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
very true.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a hard time putting a label on their stuff
Sorry.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Like they're trying to be The Clash when it was popular to be The Strokes.
If that makes any sense.
we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.
by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi, OakA’sHoney.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
hi
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
high?
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
hi
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
haigh
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Hai
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Ahoy
we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.
by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
C.H.I.P.S.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
chocolate
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
like H20
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
how i wish
we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.
by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
how i wish you were here
Oh wait you are.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
just two little souls livin in a fish bowl
we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.
by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
C'mon A's!
Let’s do something before I have to go to bed.
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
I SAW THE SIGN!
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
We all wear flannel shirts
I love my 300-baud modem.
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
True story (honest)
At the on-ramp to north 85 at Fremont Avenue in Sunnyvale, there used to be a sign that gave the mileage to Dike, Iowa (there really is such a place – I knew someone from there).
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Wow, awesome.
That town has like, maybe 2,000 people, tops.
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Fat Bottom Girls....
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
AMEN TO THAT!!
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Last time we discussed this we got in trouble.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
good point.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
with the lights out, it's less dangerous.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Kindly get your hand off my leg.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Don’t take your hand off mine, though.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry, that's actually mine
And it’s not a hand.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Love the song....
and all that it represents!
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
agrd.
I liked his style.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
One of the greatest song writers evah
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that Brian or Freddie?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I'm more Freddie
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
def.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I love love love Freddie's voice, but
didn’t pay much attention to who wrote what.
When I first discovered Queen I liked the sophisticated, heavily orchestrated works. Then I liked the ballads. Later I came to appreciate the hard rock stuff.
Thirty years later, I think I like some of the rock stuff best. But only the really pure intense ones, not the noisy stuff.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I appreciate artists that sing, play and write their own stuff.
Complete artists….
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I could roll with Freddie....
but only so far.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
well that's true
but that dude knows more about love than most. It translates to female for me just fine.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
given the times he lived in...
I probably could’ve rolled all the way with him.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Yes indeed.
I just got the latest model: check it out!
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
I believe they’re two hours ahead of us.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
How did Swooney get on base?
Gameday is being weird.
"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way." -Jessica Rabbit
The ball hit his bat juuuuuust right
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
One out
Its nice how some things are so reliable…
In play, tease(s)? by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 15, 2009 3:27 PM PDT
Are all the Cust haters glad that at least he swung?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
*so bored by this dreadful game that he hypnotizes room and forces them to disco down*
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
the recap
should just be a few sentences, with each successive word spelling out the word SUCK:
Seattle understood clearly Kust’s sadly usual classic K style, undermining creatively Kust’s swing unbelievably etc etc etc
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
by emperor nobody on Sep 3, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
OK i'll leave you 2 alone.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
sure.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
WTF WTF?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Why are you letting him take bites of you?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
You didn't seem to mind!
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
It was a euphimism.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Everything usually is.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Wonder Twin Powers Activate!
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Form of?
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
an uncomfortable weird argument!
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
( takes the coke challenge )
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
You guys are still here?
Bloom, can you clean up for me? Oh and you need to push your body against the front door as you lock it. Thanks.
I'm here to talk about the past.
Don't worry, ain't nobody robbin this place
we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.
by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
The home plate umpire is most ungood.
(Sorry for the rude interjection of baseball analysis.)
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Are you new here?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if the league office ever looks at replays like Fosse was just showing?
I wonder how hard it would be to get the umps to position themselves directly behind the plate?
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
The “House of Flying Daggers” video released starring Raekwon and it features Inspectah Deck, GZA, Ghostface Killah and Method Man.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
They are some of the members of the Wu-Tang Clan.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I listen to true school hip hop.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
You'll grow someday
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Real hip-hop is some solid stuff.
we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.
by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I like it all
It just came from somewhere and I wish more young people would give that it’s due attention.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Not what is now known as Hip Hop
it sucks whats being passed off as such on the radio nowadys. you really have to got Underground to get the goods. Sadly i lost the roadmap some time ago.
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
Not a lot of love for hip hop out here, huh?
we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.
by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Unfortunately.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Even less love here for country
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Plus plus plus
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I like hip hop.
but I’m 39, very white and fat. So…
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
no, that's Buck Mulligan.
Wrong character.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
What about "Travis?"
we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.
by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I know...
thats why i was drawing an indirect comparison.
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
oh.
Well, character-wise, I’ve developed from Stephen to Leo over the years. Though the older I get, the more I like Leopold.
I never like Buck.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
There's something poetic about outgrowing Stephen.
Or am I getting mixed up with Dorian Gray?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
nope. you right.
we all kinda grow from Stephen to Leopold.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
when I first read Portrait...
I felt in many ways like I was in the book.
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
yup.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
No
I think you are barking up the right tree…or skipping the right stones as the case may be.
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
I like rap that's about the rhythm and the words.
Don’t like the noize.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
The movie was really subpar for Chinese kung-fu films.
I took some Chinese in college, and told wo de laoshi (my teacher) that I didn’t care for it. She said, “you have good taste in Chinese movies.”
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
I ate some Chinese in college
but could never attract that type of female
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
You just have to say:
“ni hen pioliang. Wo ai ni!”
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
okay
“ni hen pioliang. Wo ai ni!”
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
"Money's on the dresser?"
I was in the Navy.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
An old joke....
told by a jewish friend of mine.
You know what food cures a Jewish nymphomaniac?
Wedding Cake.
Every time I hear the word “kosher” I think of him.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
What did the Jewish dad say when his son asked him for fifty dollars?
Forty dollars? What do you need thirty dollars for?
I kid, I kid.
And yay Barton!
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
what did you just call em?
No…cool. Was anyone on?
Can you tell i have not been paying attention?
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
well - technically into the hills....but a homer nontheless
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
That's be a bay in the EAST coast?? That's power all right
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah that would be a foul ball...
unless you mean Susuin Bay.
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
I read that as Susan Dey.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Back in the LA Law heyday
I would have like to hit one in Susan Dey.
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
Hit one realy far.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Been there...
she was only nice after it was all over.
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
depends if you're her husband.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Griffey is 0-7 career against Breslow.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Knowledge.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
TV.
I actually look at that other screen across the room occasionally.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
When was the last time breslow pitched?
DOes it make sense to use him here? the Seattles have a decent pen and the A’s are down by 3.
ducks score and convert.
19-8
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
They do indeed. Their defence is pretty good, it's just been on the field for the entire game.
The offence is gimmicky though and Boise have it worked out. That said there’s a game on now.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
NOW there's a game.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Told ya, their D is pretty good. Just needed to get off the field.
The QB for the Ducks is terrible though. As shown by him handing momentum back to Boise St with that throw right there.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
yeah
he sucks
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
He's so mechanical when reading the D.
And not in a good way. You can tell he’s just dying to take off running.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
let's see if they can mount one of those back-breaking drives with that ommentum here...
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
ommentum
Is that Oregonian?
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it's Sanskrit.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Bloomsian.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I think that last play was Bloomsian.
I don’t think Boise want to win this game.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
Ah the lost language of bloomington.
Splendid creature, bloomsian is.
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 3, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
a creature of Horiba.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
it's okay to eat fish cause they don't have any feelings.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I once kissed Molly's lips
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Word
we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.
by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Pythagoras theorized that beans do have souls.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
What was that weird chant I just heard?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
“Fire Geren” chant, was there?
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
No, I think it was "Bres!" "low!"
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
OK....it's seriously time to get serious here
C’MON A’S – put some runs up, k?
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
There's an AAAA at the plate right now.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
If you call what Patterson just did playing, then yes
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I absolutely hate that commercial where the family goes on a trip
and that bag falls off the car. I mean, you sit here watching it happen every 15 minutes and the only thing you can think of is “YOU SON OF A BITCH, YOU TAKE THE SAME DAMN TRIP EVERY 15 MINUTES AND YOU NEVER STRAP THE DAMN BAG”
Also, hello.
hi! (waves)
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
When you jump in and out of threads
Aloha seems to work nicely.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
So, uh, Daric
Where’s that been your entire career?
we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.
onBart over the wall!
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Boop boop!
on BART!
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I hope this catches
we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.
by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the A's should have
A guy jump off Mt. Davis into an empty pool every time Daric Barton hits a HR, like a cross between the Brewers’ slide and “Jackass”.
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
hahahaha
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
by emperor nobody on Sep 3, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
We want somE more o that!!
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
twss
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
No, no
twts
we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.
by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
If you pronounce that it sounds like Kirk.
Hahahahahah
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 3, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
How would ya like to be Mendoza?
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Do I get to be him or do I just play him on TV?
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 3, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Dealer's choice
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
baby one more time
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
give me just a little more time
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I can make that for you.
Ready on…Tuesday…good?
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
WOW - I didn;t know new cars dropped out of old clunkers
(like in that commercial)
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
it's so so so so sad
that I know, for a fact, in my heart, deep down inside, all the way within the innermost place in my being, that I could do a better job than Vince Cotroneo even after a full-frontal lobotomy.
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me
than a frontal lobotomy.
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
Bottleotomy?
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I met him once.
Nice guy. Kinda shy. Just like you’d imagine.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
very much so.
He’s tall.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
did you see Coffee and Cigarettes
the Waits/Iggy Pop part was Epic.
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
I think all of his songs have been covered by another singer at this point
he’s a great writer of lyrics
yeah, he's just an interesting, cool dude.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I support this statement.
( insert random AN poster )
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Pew pew pew
Oh wait. Hannahan isn’t on our side anymore. :-(
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Not a good idea to say that the next time you're on an airplane
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Are there a lot of guns in Oregon?
They seem to keep shooting themselves in the foot.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
Well played
we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.
by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
The first half of this game was more fun.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
What the heck is this??? DP for real
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
is the baseball game still going?
What’s the score and what inning?
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
7-4 top of the 9th
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
sort of. i think only one team is playing tonight.
7-4 them, top o’ the 9th
Would somebody please hold onto the damn football.
That’s about the 5th fumble of the game.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
scheist!
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
your french girl act has no effect on me
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 3, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
It does on me though.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Viens m'enculer!
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
An adherent of scheism?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
trois années de français, et j'ai rien :-(
Rickey Henderson's strike zone is "smaller than Hitler's heart." - Jim Murray
That was a good bunt.
Can any of our guys do that?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I think so....we have a few guys that can lay down a good bunt.
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay for horrible managing being rewarded!!!!
What a terrible move by Wakamatsu.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
but well executed
or at least looked like it to my untrained eye
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
They executed it fine
Even as such Gray had a bang-bang play at the plate (I think he made a good decision to throw to 1B), but when you consider the disaster of missing the bunt or popping it up versus all the ways that run can score if you let the AB play out, it’s just a terrible gamble.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
It would have made more sense IF they were looking to tie or go ahead??
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Not really, IMO
Not when a walk scores one and doesn’t make an out, a fly ball scores one, a non DP grounder can score one, a hit can score 2-4…But, whatever. I guess the theory is that Aardsma can’t possibly hold a 2-run lead but if you can just give him 3 runs he’s good to go.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
It's the element of surprise
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Bases-loaded squeeze!
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
It was the ultimate surprise
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
BUT...it worked!
I would have thought they’d at least TRY to get the guy at the plate.
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
um, it's not a good sign when you fire your
O-Coordinator a week before the season starts, is it?
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
The Buccaneers are going 3-13.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Jon Gruden is laughing
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
you think?
I kind of trust your judgments.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I think they’re pretty bad.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
whew.
One team market here. At least I don’t have to watch two teams sucking.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Oooo
that smell
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I assume somebody already addressed how awful Oregon's uniforms look
we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.
Many times
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Have you seen the alternative?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Ad nauseum
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
is it time for the nightly
TE
E
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
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