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Three 2-run dingers by the Mariners off of Brett Tomko have the Mariners feeling right at home at the Coli.

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blue and roomy.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Blah.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thesis:

Corn nuts are like the Ambrosia of the Gods.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't know.

I do know Lynn would STRONGLY advise against eating them.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They are good.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Sep 3, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're telling me.

Four servings per bag my ass.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Assuming you still have functional teeth.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But it would be almost worth it.

Almost.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TWSS

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i swear. i'm laughing so hard, i'm crying.

must be the wine, but it’s only the first glass.

by Deborah51 on Sep 3, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I aim to please.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey baby.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

On any given night?

15% maybe?

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Sep 3, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

in a losing season?

If we were contending it would be quite different.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

agrd.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what's "contending" mean?

is that when games at the end of the season have meaning? :(

by Deborah51 on Sep 3, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it was waaaay back in 2006 and the stars were all a little brighter....

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She’s not a singer!

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ummm

I thought you knew pop culture.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha, no.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The ADD threads are more fun anyway

Ooh, a puppy!

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

shiny things!!!!

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think blez called this athleticsnation.com

because randomchattypostswithonlytheslimmestrelationtobaseball.com was already taken as a URL.

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 3, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love that site!

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

*strolls in with near-nekkid body covered with strategically-placed A's headbands*

[[[cracks a Shasta Cola]]]

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 3, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well.....

it ain’t called a head band for no damn reason at all.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 3, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is this the same person with the lampshade??

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How YOU doin?

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, we're sick, aren't we?

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

more cowbell

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MOAR A'Z BAESBALL!

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Quit posting compulsively??

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Any love is good love

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

did you take what you could get?

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right after she looked at me with those big brown eyes

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You ain't seen nothin yet.

Bababaaaaby you ain’t seen nothin yet.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 3, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can't always ge what you want.....

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

`

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ACK!

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exception noted

ewwwwwwwww

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's one of her better pictures, too.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aw.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No way, that's tradition.

One of our most tangible connections to the indigenous people of this great continent.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think the stupidity felt for body paint

is inversely related to the alcohol consumed.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Judging by the looks on those Oregon fans' faces they're sober.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Sep 3, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This man is speaking truth.

Though, personally, it’s gonna take a lot of consumption before someone gets near me with a brush.

we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.

by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh dear

NFL may not have a salary cap starting 2010.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Al Davis is drooling.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually Al Davis is broke

at least that’s what I’ve been reading

by sirbed on Sep 3, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How could that be

I assumed that when he died a few years ago, he left himself everything in his will.

we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.

by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the Raiders are the least valuable franchise

and they lost money last year. Also Al has sold over 20% of his share in the last year

by sirbed on Sep 3, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s obviously a ploy.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No way.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jerry Jones is drooling

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s just going to buy another gigantic scoreboard.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa!

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He means Winnie the Pooh.

Pooh is a virgin.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think any of the owners want an uncapped season.

It’s money out of their pockets.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Sep 3, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they kinda built that in last go-round.

I remember that.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro is going to get a hit in this at-bat.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I didn't realise he was hitting .360. That's absurd.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Sep 3, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I loved his line when asked about Mauer getting the batting title.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've not followed baseball stories for a while 'cos y'know our team sucks.

What did he say?

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Sep 3, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was an interview with the Japanese media.

As you probably know, Ichiro is much much more entertaining when speaking to his own people. Anyway, Ichiro had been #1 all season, but Mauer just got enough ABs to make the list and so debuted at #1 bumpting Ichiro to #2.

When the reporter asked Ichiro how he felt about that, his answer was something like, “Mauer is a good guy, I like him. If it were someone else that would be unacceptable, but since it’s Mauer I’ll allow it.”

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It sounds even funnier in Japanese!

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Sep 3, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice swing there, Son #1

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that's a blood-spattered angel right there.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How did you find me?

I’m the man.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you know, for a second there, I did.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Best movie(s) evar.

Plus, I loved the musical stylings of the 5, 6, 7, 8’s.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Map?

Did he say map?

I like my version better.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They don't love you like I love you

we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.

by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mychael Urban is officially alright with me forever.

How do you make a less-than-thrilling game feel better. A Tribe Called Quest’s “Check the Rhime” does the trick. Ya herrrd?

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's a step, at least

we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.

by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh the A's

The A’s

All Games and Comments are Subject to Blackout

by Hit4TheCycle on Sep 3, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

okay The Libertines.

Never listened to them. Which album do I start with?

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Up the Bracket

Also, it’d be fine if that’s where you ended.

we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.

by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah that album's pretty good.

Lead singer is a wanker though.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Sep 3, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Absolutely

And everything they did post-Bracket was middling at best. But someway, somehow, those guys got it together for at least one damn great album.

we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.

by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm surprised they could get through an album

with their drug addiction.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They don't have much music so it really doesn't matter

The Libertines was their most popular but I’ve been listening to their GH’s lately.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've never even heard of them

but I’m not cool in any way

by sirbed on Sep 3, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, me neither.

I’m just getting them, based solely on O2B’s recommendation.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trust me

Have I ever steered you wrong with music? I mean we tend to like the same stuff.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

very true.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hi, OakA’sHoney.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hi

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

high?

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hi

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haigh

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hai

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ahoy

we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.

by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

C.H.I.P.S.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

chocolate

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

like H20

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how i wish

we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.

by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how i wish you were here

Oh wait you are.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

just two little souls livin in a fish bowl

we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.

by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'mon A's!

Let’s do something before I have to go to bed.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I resent that.

It’s at least, like, 1994.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I SAW THE SIGN!

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We all wear flannel shirts

I love my 300-baud modem.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Iowa

Where Men are Men and the farm animals better be fast

by sirbed on Sep 3, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what lassos are for

Yeee haw!

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

True story (honest)

At the on-ramp to north 85 at Fremont Avenue in Sunnyvale, there used to be a sign that gave the mileage to Dike, Iowa (there really is such a place – I knew someone from there).

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, awesome.

That town has like, maybe 2,000 people, tops.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want to ride my bicycle

I want to ride my bike.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fat Bottom Girls....

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 3, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AMEN TO THAT!!

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Last time we discussed this we got in trouble.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

good point.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

with the lights out, it's less dangerous.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kindly get your hand off my leg.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t take your hand off mine, though.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not you.

Him. You’re fine.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry, that's actually mine

And it’s not a hand.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Love the song....

and all that it represents!

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 3, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

agrd.

I liked his style.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that Brian or Freddie?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm more Freddie

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

def.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

si

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Sep 3, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love love love Freddie's voice, but

didn’t pay much attention to who wrote what.

When I first discovered Queen I liked the sophisticated, heavily orchestrated works. Then I liked the ballads. Later I came to appreciate the hard rock stuff.

Thirty years later, I think I like some of the rock stuff best. But only the really pure intense ones, not the noisy stuff.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I appreciate artists that sing, play and write their own stuff.

Complete artists….

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I could roll with Freddie....

but only so far.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 3, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well that's true

but that dude knows more about love than most. It translates to female for me just fine.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

given the times he lived in...

I probably could’ve rolled all the way with him.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want to ride my bicycle

I want to ride it where I like.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can ride my bike with no handlebars

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes indeed.

I just got the latest model: check it out!

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That bike would have killed me

 I could barely handle the one I had with training wheels

by sirbed on Sep 3, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I believe they’re two hours ahead of us.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How did Swooney get on base?

Gameday is being weird.

"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way." -Jessica Rabbit

by A'sfansince1970 on Sep 3, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The ball hit his bat juuuuuust right

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

One out

Its nice how some things are so reliable…

In play, tease(s)? by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 15, 2009 3:27 PM PDT

by brian.only on Sep 3, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are all the Cust haters glad that at least he swung?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

*so bored by this dreadful game that he hypnotizes room and forces them to disco down*

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 3, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the recap

should just be a few sentences, with each successive word spelling out the word SUCK:

Seattle understood clearly Kust’s sadly usual classic K style, undermining creatively Kust’s swing unbelievably etc etc etc

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 3, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I remember

you seemed a little mad then though

by Future Ed on Sep 3, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Moi? Never!

I’m sweet as pie.

by ZigFan31 on Sep 3, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too easy

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes. I had a slice.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Sep 3, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK i'll leave you 2 alone.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sure.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF WTF?

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why are you letting him take bites of you?

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You didn't seem to mind!

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was a euphimism.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

get out while you still can

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Sep 3, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TWSS

It was such a strange night that time.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wtf wtf

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

easy tigress

jus playing

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Sep 3, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Everything usually is.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wonder Twin Powers Activate!

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Form of?

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

an uncomfortable weird argument!

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nods

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Sep 3, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No thanks.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Sep 3, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what I meant.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Sep 3, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

me likey

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Sep 3, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

< dances >

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You guys are still here?

Bloom, can you clean up for me? Oh and you need to push your body against the front door as you lock it. Thanks.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Sep 3, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't worry, ain't nobody robbin this place

we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.

by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The home plate umpire is most ungood.

(Sorry for the rude interjection of baseball analysis.)

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Sep 3, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

does he suck at being good?

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Sep 3, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you new here?

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder if the league office ever looks at replays like Fosse was just showing?

I wonder how hard it would be to get the umps to position themselves directly behind the plate?

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The “House of Flying Daggers” video released starring Raekwon and it features Inspectah Deck, GZA, Ghostface Killah and Method Man.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh I can't wait

now can you tell me who those people are

by sirbed on Sep 3, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They are some of the members of the Wu-Tang Clan.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I listen to true school hip hop.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You'll grow someday

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Real hip-hop is some solid stuff.

we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.

by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like it all

It just came from somewhere and I wish more young people would give that it’s due attention.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not what is now known as Hip Hop

it sucks whats being passed off as such on the radio nowadys. you really have to got Underground to get the goods. Sadly i lost the roadmap some time ago.

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Sep 3, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not a lot of love for hip hop out here, huh?

we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.

by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unfortunately.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Even less love here for country

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Plus plus plus

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like hip hop.

but I’m 39, very white and fat. So…

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but not really like

Stately, plump…

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Sep 3, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, that's Buck Mulligan.

Wrong character.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Buck.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jack?

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Sep 3, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What about "Travis?"

we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.

by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bickle?

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Sep 3, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know...

thats why i was drawing an indirect comparison.

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Sep 3, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh.

Well, character-wise, I’ve developed from Stephen to Leo over the years. Though the older I get, the more I like Leopold.

I never like Buck.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's something poetic about outgrowing Stephen.

Or am I getting mixed up with Dorian Gray?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nope. you right.

we all kinda grow from Stephen to Leopold.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

when I first read Portrait...

I felt in many ways like I was in the book.

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Sep 3, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yup.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

I think you are barking up the right tree…or skipping the right stones as the case may be.

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Sep 3, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like rap that's about the rhythm and the words.

Don’t like the noize.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The movie was really subpar for Chinese kung-fu films.

I took some Chinese in college, and told wo de laoshi (my teacher) that I didn’t care for it. She said, “you have good taste in Chinese movies.”

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I ate some Chinese in college

but could never attract that type of female

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You just have to say:

“ni hen pioliang. Wo ai ni!”

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

okay

“ni hen pioliang. Wo ai ni!”

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Money's on the dresser?"

I was in the Navy.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 3, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"you are very pretty. I love you!"

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

An old joke....

told by a jewish friend of mine.

You know what food cures a Jewish nymphomaniac?

Wedding Cake.

Every time I hear the word “kosher” I think of him.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 3, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What did the Jewish dad say when his son asked him for fifty dollars?

Forty dollars? What do you need thirty dollars for?

I kid, I kid.

And yay Barton!

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

did Barton do something?

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Sep 3, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Homer.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what did you just call em?

No…cool. Was anyone on?

Can you tell i have not been paying attention?

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Sep 3, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well - technically into the hills....but a homer nontheless

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah that would be a foul ball...

unless you mean Susuin Bay.

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Sep 3, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I read that as Susan Dey.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Back in the LA Law heyday

I would have like to hit one in Susan Dey.

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Sep 3, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Concur

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hit one realy far.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

R U watching teh game?

Homerun.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm counting on you guys!

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Sep 3, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's always doing something

this time he did something good. Solo HR.

by Future Ed on Sep 3, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Been there...

she was only nice after it was all over.

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Sep 3, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

depends if you're her husband.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You didn't really come here to hunt...

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Sep 3, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Griffey is 0-7 career against Breslow.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Knowledge.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TV.

I actually look at that other screen across the room occasionally.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When was the last time breslow pitched?

DOes it make sense to use him here? the Seattles have a decent pen and the A’s are down by 3.

by Future Ed on Sep 3, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ducks score and convert.

19-8

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They do indeed. Their defence is pretty good, it's just been on the field for the entire game.

The offence is gimmicky though and Boise have it worked out. That said there’s a game on now.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Sep 3, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOW there's a game.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Told ya, their D is pretty good. Just needed to get off the field.

The QB for the Ducks is terrible though. As shown by him handing momentum back to Boise St with that throw right there.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Sep 3, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

he sucks

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's so mechanical when reading the D.

And not in a good way. You can tell he’s just dying to take off running.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Sep 3, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

let's see if they can mount one of those back-breaking drives with that ommentum here...

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ommentum

Is that Oregonian?

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it's Sanskrit.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ॐmentum

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bloomsian.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think that last play was Bloomsian.

I don’t think Boise want to win this game.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Sep 3, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

a creature of Horiba.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's okay to eat fish cause they don't have any feelings.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Freddie!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Word

we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.

by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pythagoras theorized that beans do have souls.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What was that weird chant I just heard?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

“Fire Geren” chant, was there?

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, I think it was "Bres!" "low!"

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK....it's seriously time to get serious here

C’MON A’S – put some runs up, k?

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Are the A's even still playing

we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.

by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

There's an AAAA at the plate right now.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not anymore.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, wait, there's another one.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BOMB.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you call what Patterson just did playing, then yes

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I absolutely hate that commercial where the family goes on a trip

and that bag falls off the car. I mean, you sit here watching it happen every 15 minutes and the only thing you can think of is “YOU SON OF A BITCH, YOU TAKE THE SAME DAMN TRIP EVERY 15 MINUTES AND YOU NEVER STRAP THE DAMN BAG”

Also, hello.

by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 3, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

When you jump in and out of threads

Aloha seems to work nicely.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just strap the bag! It's ok. Please. Do it!

Yeah.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Sep 3, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, uh, Daric

Where’s that been your entire career?

we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.

by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

onBart over the wall!

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Boop boop!

on BART!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hope this catches

we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.

by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think the A's should have

A guy jump off Mt. Davis into an empty pool every time Daric Barton hits a HR, like a cross between the Brewers’ slide and “Jackass”.

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 3, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I would do it for the right price.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Sep 3, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahaha

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 3, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't look down

damn I looked down

by sirbed on Sep 3, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We want somE more o that!!

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

twss

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, no

twts

we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.

by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dealer's choice

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

baby one more time

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can make that for you.

Ready on…Tuesday…good?

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOW - I didn;t know new cars dropped out of old clunkers

(like in that commercial)

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

it's so so so so sad

that I know, for a fact, in my heart, deep down inside, all the way within the innermost place in my being, that I could do a better job than Vince Cotroneo even after a full-frontal lobotomy.

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 3, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me

than a frontal lobotomy.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bottleotomy?

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tom Waits...

for no man.

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Sep 3, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I met him once.

Nice guy. Kinda shy. Just like you’d imagine.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

very much so.

He’s tall.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

did you see Coffee and Cigarettes

the Waits/Iggy Pop part was Epic.

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Sep 3, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, he's just an interesting, cool dude.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I support this statement.

( insert random AN poster )

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pew pew pew

Oh wait. Hannahan isn’t on our side anymore. :-(

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not a good idea to say that the next time you're on an airplane

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are there a lot of guns in Oregon?

They seem to keep shooting themselves in the foot.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well played

we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.

by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The first half of this game was more fun.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What the heck is this??? DP for real

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

is the baseball game still going?

What’s the score and what inning?

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

7-4 top of the 9th

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bases loaded squeeze?

Wow.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Would somebody please hold onto the damn football.

That’s about the 5th fumble of the game.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Sep 3, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

scheist!

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It does on me though.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Settle.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Viens m'enculer!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

An adherent of scheism?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

trois années de français, et j'ai rien :-(

Rickey Henderson's strike zone is "smaller than Hitler's heart." - Jim Murray

by JLaff on Sep 3, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was a good bunt.

Can any of our guys do that?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think so....we have a few guys that can lay down a good bunt.

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yay for horrible managing being rewarded!!!!

What a terrible move by Wakamatsu.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Sep 3, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

but well executed

or at least looked like it to my untrained eye

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They executed it fine

Even as such Gray had a bang-bang play at the plate (I think he made a good decision to throw to 1B), but when you consider the disaster of missing the bunt or popping it up versus all the ways that run can score if you let the AB play out, it’s just a terrible gamble.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Sep 3, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It would have made more sense IF they were looking to tie or go ahead??

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not really, IMO

Not when a walk scores one and doesn’t make an out, a fly ball scores one, a non DP grounder can score one, a hit can score 2-4…But, whatever. I guess the theory is that Aardsma can’t possibly hold a 2-run lead but if you can just give him 3 runs he’s good to go.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Sep 3, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's the element of surprise

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Bases-loaded squeeze!

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BUT...it worked!

I would have thought they’d at least TRY to get the guy at the plate.

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

um, it's not a good sign when you fire your

O-Coordinator a week before the season starts, is it?

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Buccaneers are going 3-13.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jon Gruden is laughing

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you think?

I kind of trust your judgments.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I think they’re pretty bad.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

whew.

One team market here. At least I don’t have to watch two teams sucking.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I assume somebody already addressed how awful Oregon's uniforms look

we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.

by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Many times

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have you seen the alternative?

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ad nauseum

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

is it time for the nightly

TEE

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 3, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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