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Thread Continues: A's Gaining on M's

A couple of 2-run bombs accounted for Seattle's scoring in the first, but the A's came back with three runs of their own.

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"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

First...

ever 2nd thread with more content than the first.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I never stop thriving.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Sep 3, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

roomy.

and painted blue!!!

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

might work for em.

someone tell Al.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as they don't do it until after baseball season is over.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The A's should paint the field gold.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Sep 3, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or the line lines at least.....

that could work…

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about a field painted green?

All Games and Comments are Subject to Blackout

by Hit4TheCycle on Sep 3, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy schidt, Iowa State is playing tonight - and winning!

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

UNPOSSIBLE.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably

Oh, and here’s to hoping for a 0-12 campaign for Auburn this year.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

war eagle, war eagle gag.

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Sep 3, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Effing Ellis...

Can’t take one for the team.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 3, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I said

“I had something to say but I forgot”
67M said “must not have been that important”
then I said “oh yes, I’m radioactive!”

by Future Ed on Sep 3, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shake!

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

High five

Me too. Looks like the Brett Tomko magic pixie dust wore off.

we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.

by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way.

The essence of Tomko’s magic pixie dust is not that he’s good. It’s that he gets crazy run support. It’s working so far. A’s were all over Snell int he first.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

While I do get what you're saying

In his first three A’s starts, he pitched 16 2/3 innings, went 2-0, struck out 14, walked 4, and had a 1.62 ERA.

I don’t know who that is, but it ain’t Brett Tomko. But yeah, if the A’s somehow bail him out of this, the pixie dust lives.

we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.

by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Niehaus says it's because he changed his windup.

Not sure where that story came from. I don’t remember hearing it from the Oakland media.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I did hear something about it

a joke about how he’s going back to his little league style

by Feeba on Sep 3, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some would say change in windup

Others would say “stretch of good fortune.” Tomayto, Tomahto.

we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.

by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

So if I changed my windup I could pitch in the majors too?

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Sep 3, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh....totally...without a doubt.

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes.

go start practicing.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this the Pirates' Snell?

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Sep 3, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah. He came in that trade with Jack Wilson.

we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.

by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhhhhh that Snell.

Can’t you Snell that Snell? The Snell that surrounds you…..

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 3, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

On second thought, let's just get high.

we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.

by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait.

can I have Courtney from 15 years ago or do I have ot have the Courtney from today?

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You take Courtney from whenever you like, I'll take the hits.

we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.

by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a relatively clean one?

It’s important.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 3, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

They’re broadcasting drunk?

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 3, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It'd be an improvement.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Sep 3, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It always is I say.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 3, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

E-Pat FAIL

Can the A’s please give up on him next year?

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

hes going to be out of options so yes

There are differing opinions on me. According to Iglew "DFA is PT with a sense of humor. PT is DFA with introspective self-doubt. I like them both" but according to sirbed Im "The Stats Killer"

by designatedforassignment on Sep 3, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Small mercies.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Sep 3, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Countdown clock

to the bridge reopening!

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Sep 3, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

wow, they really did close it.

weird.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have to to do the construction of the NEW one

did the same thing last year at this time.

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dumb move recommending going through Marin

to go around it. One lane through central San Rafael or in-town streets to connect 101 to 580. Genius.

CuttheMullet, from "The Thread":
"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think "would an idiot do that?" and if they would, I do not do that thing."

by DMOAS on Sep 3, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know someone who went sightseeing to Muir Woods today

I told them be sure to get back in the east bay well before 8…..didn’t envy them their drive one bit!

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it's really not too bad

To go through there on normal days. Odds are if they left even during rush hour, they’d make it through Marin okay. Just can’t imagine using it as a bypass for Oakland to SF or vice versa.

CuttheMullet, from "The Thread":
"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think "would an idiot do that?" and if they would, I do not do that thing."

by DMOAS on Sep 3, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

*San*

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Boise St just scored - well the ball seemed to hover in midair and cross the

goal line. So I assume that counts as a score.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Sep 3, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

boise state scores....and the conversion!

Ducks down, 8-0.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupid decision to play them @ Boise

Don’t understand.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

on both sides.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boise State:

Last 6 seasons: six losses.

I mean, WTF?

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

good team in the middle of nowhere

with a effed up blue field.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boise is more fun when

you pronounce is “bwah-zay” like in French.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm.

agrd.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

petty

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

"What does it mean? What does it mean?" - Jack Skellington

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

"wooded"

bois = wood
-é = standard suffix for past participle.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love his original explanation/abomination of

Christmas/Santa Claus to Halloweentown.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That movie is great.

We watched it over and over and over!!

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is really awesome.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think what makes it all the more amazing is the process used to create it.

We even had to go to Disneyland one time at the right time of year to see the Haunted Mansion in full on Jack mode

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

oooo,

I bet that was cool!

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was......I have a few pics but don't think they fit here.....

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm.

send em to me.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Done...

through Photobucket…haven’t done that before so let me know how it worked…

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

it diid!

Those were awesome!

Thank you!

(especially that one where you’re in that outfit…)

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shhhhhhh

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

(oh, sorry...)

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boise was smart because it would give them a small shot

at a title game if they were to run the table. Oregon will just kill their chances if they lose.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boise loves it

they get to play a BCS School

by sirbed on Sep 3, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

OU beats USC and plays like shit the rest of the year... its kinda a pattern

There are differing opinions on me. According to Iglew "DFA is PT with a sense of humor. PT is DFA with introspective self-doubt. I like them both" but according to sirbed Im "The Stats Killer"

by designatedforassignment on Sep 3, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

you meant OU and I was thinking OSU... my bad

There are differing opinions on me. According to Iglew "DFA is PT with a sense of humor. PT is DFA with introspective self-doubt. I like them both" but according to sirbed Im "The Stats Killer"

by designatedforassignment on Sep 3, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've never understood college football - how much of the schedule do

the teams decide upon themselves?

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Sep 3, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

All of the out of conference schedule

None of the in-conference.

we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.

by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The schools decide all of it

but ESPN offers TV so that sweetens up the deal.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

So this is an out of conference game?

Surely it’s good two good teams are playing each other then. Isn’t that the biggest gripe about college football – that the best teams avoid each other?

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Sep 3, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd say the biggest gripe about college football is no playoff at the end.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

There aren't as many big games as there used to be

I mean if you are in a major conference it doesn’t behoove you to play a great team. A playoff would fix that in a hurry.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think if Notre Dame would hurry the eff up and

return to greatness, we’d have anouther 12 games of top teams playing….

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, at least the adopted local team is quite exciting.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the Florida ones?

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Sep 3, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gators.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm trying to get into it.

I quite like the Hurricanes. I haven’t decided on a team yet though.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Sep 3, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hung out with quite a few Floridians

at the back-to-back F4’s. Pretty good folks.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

they were probably just happy to be the hell out of Florida.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

and be the best in basketball

which I doubt will ever happen again. Billy D found an amazing class.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assume you're talking about USF

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

U of South Florida

They’re in the Tampa area.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, Tampa proper.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

or maybe St. Pete.

But Tampa/St. Pete’s a lot like Minneapolis/St. Paul…tough to tell where one ends and the other begins…

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Been to Ponte Vedra

for the Players at TPC. Wonderful spot.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ponte Vedra? Isn't that where the Merry Widow

is from? I played St Brioche in that show once upon a time.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

you scare me sometimes.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was guessing

Never had the “pleasure” of visiting Tampon Tampa. West Palm Beach is as close as I got.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You did na' miss much IMHO

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

count yourself lucky.

Florida, in general, sucks people. Just stay the hell out.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

well USF is fun too.

but no…Gators.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

it depends upon what conference, if any, they belong to.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's actually more like FA football than American professional sports

The conference schedule is fixed. The conference champion is the team with the best record in conference games, regardless of their record in non-conference games. No playoffs, no post-season. They don’t play home-and-home because they can’t play that many games.

Non-conference games are like friendlies, but because of the rating system the games actually matter a fair amount.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 3, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

yuppers.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great

Now all everyone will have to do for two days is talk about how the Pac-10 sucks.

we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.

by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got left behind.

It could be because I couldn’t see. Cuz I took my eye off the ball last night. Or more accurately put my eye on the ball.

by ZigFan31 on Sep 3, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

tough to see anything with your mouth and hands full.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

what?

what’d I do?

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was speaking only for myself,

not for the young lady.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

They call me Eck.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well...

You caused ZF to mention balls, behinds, and her eyes.

All of which means that RRS is bound to reappear at any moment.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 3, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You too?

I don’t even know you!

by ZigFan31 on Sep 3, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn't speaking about you ,dear one.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

come now...fellow Blevins lover...

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND still see any changes!

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently he's not very "huggable"

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zigfan disagrees.

And I think I do too.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

agrd.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

crap

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Sep 3, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Tomko is really on his game tonight.

If you ignore the 2-run bombs.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't forget the pitching too. You've got to try to ignore that too.

CuttheMullet, from "The Thread":
"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think "would an idiot do that?" and if they would, I do not do that thing."

by DMOAS on Sep 3, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah...2 for 1's at bar+

the game is on and remembering hatteberg. good times.

"It calms down as we get further from Opening Day " Jeff

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There's the Brett Tomko the baseball world has come to know and love

we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.

by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Well know at least.

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by OldhamA on Sep 3, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many good games did he have with us??

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by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Three. As fine a three games as anyone did ever have.

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by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahem.

Cory Lidle, August 2002.

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by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

As fine a three games as any Brett Tomko did have.

we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.

by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The dude was the key in a trade for Griffey in his prime.

amazing no?

There are differing opinions on me. According to Iglew "DFA is PT with a sense of humor. PT is DFA with introspective self-doubt. I like them both" but according to sirbed Im "The Stats Killer"

by designatedforassignment on Sep 3, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty stupendous.

we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.

by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid Mariners, Seahawks

Their favorite team is the Sounders.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Sep 3, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish the Quakes got more love.

They’re not any good, but I like MLS. It’s cool to see a team like the Sounders draw like a legitimate pro sports franchise.

we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.

by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hurts that they play at Santa Clara

And not a place with a retractable roof.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Sep 3, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

All true

I know Lew wants to get them a soccer-specific stadium built, but God knows that’s as long a shot as any right now.

we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.

by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

No more SJSU?? I think SCU's field is a nicer newer facility?

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by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Up here they say "Sounders FC"

Do all the soccer teams do that, or is it just the Seattle one being insufferably pompous?

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by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Real Sounders

Real Earthquakes, that could be catchy.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Sep 3, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s just Seattle.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lot of MLS teams are borrowing from the "world standard" if you will

FC Dallas. Real Salt Lake. Toronto FC. Seattle Sounders FC. DC United. Chivas USA. The other franchises follow the standard North American model for team name (place; nickname).

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by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't happen much in Britain, but yeah on the continent they tend

to do silly things with their names.

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by OldhamA on Sep 3, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite is "Juventus"

No city, no recognizable word. Just some Latin name that sounds like a Roman god.

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by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

After Chris Carter is called up,

the Oakland A’s should change their name to “Trogdor”. Not “the Trogdors” or “Oakland Trogdor”. Just “Trogdor”. That would be cool.

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by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about "The Trogdor"

singular, you know? Like The Hague.

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by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. Just Trogdor.

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by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I approve this movement

If you need help promoting it, you lemme know.

we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.

by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh, the A's is a pretty sweet name in itself.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Sep 3, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't stand that crap

It would be like naming one of the NFL Europe teams “London State” because people root for football teams in America called “Arizona State” and “Georgia State”.

They aren’t “football clubs” and never were — they’re franchises of a professional sports league.

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by Nick on Sep 3, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can that poll not include Andrus or Romero?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear A's, Im having a crummy day

if you could come back in the 6th it would cheer me up. Thanks!

by Amnesiac on Sep 3, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

why does it have ot be the 6th?

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

what about the 8th, then?

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

how about the 10th

because a game this important needs extra innings

by sirbed on Sep 3, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

tru dat.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because we suck and have no power.

This has been another edition of simple answers to simple questions.

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by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everything is Al Davis' fault

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by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you know somebody with blue balls you should really help them out.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Sep 3, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where is Don?

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

To avoid serious complications, seek immediate medical care if your balls remain blue for more than four hours.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

meanwhile

you are knocking the lamps and decoration off the tables while trying to walk it off.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

at USF, presumably.

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by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

good call.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

(I know)

I’m one to talk too…it’s been like 15 months…?

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's a choice.

weird, I know.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

hi.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give them a hand?

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 3, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why thank you.

It’s a serious issue that requires more than just lip service.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 3, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Say

That “Tug” McGraw was something else.

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

In that particular case....

I think a bit more went on than just a “Tug”. Always wondered how that nickname was born.

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by alox on Sep 3, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

From _The 1969 Miracle Mets_:
McGraw’s nickname came from his mother, who called him her “little Tugger” when she was breast-feeding him.

Uh….

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

srsly.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would have been even funnier if I

just made that up.

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by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

ew....

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL...

Has to be good country song in there somewhere.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 3, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't talk to him if he was my son.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since Tug is dead, I'd say yes

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by Nick on Sep 3, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

is he?

does that mean tim McCarver is dead too?

by Future Ed on Sep 3, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is.

he’s just too damn stupid to know it.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

really

you had to set them up like that?

by Future Ed on Sep 3, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

i really debated writing what i did.

i should have known they could not pass it up

by Deborah51 on Sep 3, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ducks give up the safety.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boise are dominating this game.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Sep 3, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't that the spot in the order where you want someone to

slap grounders the other way?

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by Nico on Sep 3, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Safety

You got to like the football terminology.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Sep 3, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Were those burgers talking dirty?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Marachuan noodles with a side of H20

Times are tough.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit, that's my lunch 3 days a week.

Times are tough indeed.

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by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a lot of ramen noodles.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

imagine all the flavors!

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't forget "shrimp"

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by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

and hot shrimp

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm rich

I like to eat the shrimp version.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a lot of sodium.

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by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

baked chicken thigh from Fred Meyer's deli

a slice of spelt bread toast with olive oil on it. a half of cantelope and a frozen pre-package slice of key lime pie.

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Sep 3, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay!

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

gah

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Sep 3, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Comcast Sportsnet California promo crew

Hannahan and the Mariners. That’s a riot.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Sep 3, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

*barges in with lampshade on head*

what’s goin’ on? Are we losing?

[[[tosses “good luck” pennies into punchbowl]]]

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 3, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY Buckethead

YAY Brain, Bernie and Bootsy for that matter =)

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 3, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

GYMNASTICS!!!!

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

hi mikey

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Elbee.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Griffey is cool.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he was safe there.

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by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh, splits!

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by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I called it.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

My mom watched that last night.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

any good?

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked it. It's pretty funny.

But I’m generally a sucker for song-and-dance in any form, so…

by whiteshoes40 on Sep 3, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that drives me crazy.

I think it didn’t used to do that.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it doesn't do that to me.

Use Firefox. Or Google Chrome! I kinda like it.

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by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not doing that in Safari for me

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by Englishmajor on Sep 3, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you find a solution, let me know!

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by Nico on Sep 3, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting how EN and Mike V

just happen to show up at the same time. Where were you guys?

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by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

They were smoking cigarettes in the bathroom.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

you really are quite young.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel old sometimes.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You feel wrong sometimes.

Cmon man. You’re young. Ain’t no weight of the world bearin on ya shoulders.

we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.

by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do feel wrong sometimes.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong message to take out of that.

we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.

by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly, I was wrong.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see what you did there

we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.

by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

youth isn't always wasted on the young

but mine was spent pretty wasted 0_o

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 3, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Teacher don't you fill me up with your rules

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

you ever seem to have one of those days

when everybody’s on your case from your teacher down to your best girlfriend?

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Van Halen 4-eva.

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by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best interview line ever.....

“So Dave, it’s been rumored that you have quite a drug problem.”.

Dave….“Yeah, I used to have a problem. But now I can afford it.”

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by alox on Sep 3, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is good!

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

David, definitely.

Sammy Hagar is a douche.

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by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't see

How anyone could listen to Diver Down and not be clear that it’s Dave.

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 3, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crue!

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cause everyone knows that smokin

in the lounge is cool.
 
Motely Crue I believe.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 3, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, you might be right.

Van Halen forever, anyway!

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by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I may be crazy?

yeah I love the VH very much. UNCHAIN gets me jacked up like I’m drinking mountain dew. Chip!#%

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's not how I remember the song going...

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

It’s smokin’ ain’t allowed in school, right?

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by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think alox is playing with us.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

Fairly sure it’s that “everyone knows that smoking in the lounge is cool”.

Hence the line “Don’t fill me up with your rules….”

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 3, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whichever.

Ladies and gentlemen, Yacht Rock featuring Van Halen

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by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ain't allowed in school

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by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

um

those weren’t, um, cigarettes ;)

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 3, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was changing into mike v in a phone booth

but now I am Clark Kent again =(

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 3, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, so what does that make me then?

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

*plays Flaming Lips "Waitin' for a Superman"*

QQ look, up in the sky….

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 3, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love the FL's.

Great f’n band.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

my alma mater is playing football tonight too.

not televised that i can see and i just forked over $ for espn game plan

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Sep 3, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds like a good college education

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by Hit4TheCycle on Sep 3, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you go to the SEC?

They say some have trouble spelling it.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Sep 3, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

they don't have any trouble kicking the shit out of every other conference though...

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

especially this year

The athleticism in the Big 12 is freaking unreal right now.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think KU can win the North

and then lose the title game to OU or Tex by 20

by sirbed on Sep 3, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they will beat OU this year at home

but they have no chance in the B12 title game.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

talk to me after the season.

SEC still rules. No one beats Tebow this year. Dude’s UN Fricking REAL.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have great D in the SEC

but they can’t match the offensive power of the B12.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

with the exception of Florida, of course

I’m talking the entire league comparison top to bottom.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

one banana peel away, like we all are, from sitting

it out on the sidelines.

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Sep 3, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

ain't no doubt.

Big 12’s powerful.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zooooooook

we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.

by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll take a walk from him

Sure beats another popup.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

getting close to home run time

All Games and Comments are Subject to Blackout

by Hit4TheCycle on Sep 3, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

come on, onBART!

boop boop!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should've gone on strike

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Patterson gets 3-2 counts

I simply can’t comprehend.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

pft.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh is THAT what we're supposed to be doing???!!!

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

neither does the top three or the middle three.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know I break into a sweat every time I look at my calendar.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit - that's why I've had trouble sleeping the last two nights

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sept. really needs to end, doc...

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOO!!!

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

A bit premature were you RRS?

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 3, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean....

other than our pitchers?

Cause I’m pretty sure they’re scared shitless by the bottom third of our order.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 3, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

*dispels ugly rumor*

that he is secretly sippin’ on a MG right now

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 3, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Your sipping on a British sports car?

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have an MGB

not a fan of the Midget though

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a fully restored 64 Sunbeam Alpine.

Wish it was the Tiger.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 3, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

British green with tan interior. It was a bitch to put together.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 3, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is.

But there’s no AC, and in the central valley it gets very hot in the summer. I drive it around at night a lot. Fun car, but a pain in the ass to find parts for.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 3, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bah!

Automatic transmission is for wimps.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Helloooo

I’m Wimpy McWimperston

by sirbed on Sep 3, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted an MG when I was a teen - then I graduated to wanting a 450 SL

Had neither…..

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

tis not too late, madam.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did have a BMW which I loved for 200,000 until I couldn't afford to fix it anymore

THAT was my absolute favorite car to drive.

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

My favorite was a 1985 BMW 325. My second favorite was a Lexus LS400 but you couldn’t “feel” the drive.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 3, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a 318i in the first year they brought it back to US.

I prolly shoulda waited for a year or two. Pretty good but a few bugs.

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

there will be time.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do I dare?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do I dare?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I take it he loved working on cars

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

i can think of no other reason to own an MG...

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

My dad had a '67 MG Sedan when he was teaching at Berkeley

It very quickly lost a tooth on the flywheel, so every so often the car would not start because the flywheel was positioned just right. It was not uncommon for people in our neighborhood to see our family pushing the car out into the street, so Dad could get it to start by letting it roll down hill, then drop it into gear.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The A's sometimes make their fans want to suck on an exhaust pipe

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 3, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!!

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

sweet sweet exhaust.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

We’ve all been there. Often.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Sep 3, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

DIBS

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Sep 3, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

So, I'm thinking

that Florida chose wisely in the conference decision while Florida State and Miami chose poorly.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Seattle TV announcers dissing the Raiders.

“They’re not very good now.”

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm not sure the Seahawks are really in the place to throw stones.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Seahawks are going to win their division this year.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Cardinals are pretty good again this year.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Sep 3, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

mayhaps.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

9-7, to answer my own question

Which is kind of what I was getting at.

by Joey C. on Sep 3, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're getting better.

It used to just be the Hawks in that division – it was stupid. Now they’ve regressed a little and the Cardinals are progressing.

Granted I want them to kill each other ‘cos I’m still not over two divisional championship losses to those teams.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Sep 3, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nonsense

we in the losin baseball binness. and cousin, binness is a boomin.

by walk off bunt on Sep 3, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

who the hell's coaching them again?

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh.

well, maybe. I thought that lump o’ crap Dennis Erickson was coaching them.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Playoffs? PLAYOFFS?

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll slap ’em.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, he said it like it was an understatement.

Not that I’d know.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Understatement of the season, NFL department

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

empy dissing the Raiders spontaneous thoughts

oh god i hate them more than castration with a dull butter knife please al davis you delirious sports analogy to kim jong il oh my god how many 12 loss seasons is that in a row now 22 jesus christ please move them to the roman coliseum or berkeley iceland or a vacant hockey rink somewhere more suited to the inertia-ridden horror before i show up strapped with explosives when does the nfl adopt the suck rule to accommodate the idea of the raiders ever winning two consecutive games again that’s not a commitment to excellence but you watch enough games you need a commitment to atascadero state

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Sep 3, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amen

(I think)

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

This Oregon/BSU game is killing me inside

But seriously, Ducks, let’s start playing football.

by Joey C. on Sep 3, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Joey...

c’mon. They got a 49 game winning streak on that slab o’ blue there. Your ducks are losing tonight, my friend. Start drinking heavier to dull the pain.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, the drinking is in full effect

But you forget, sir, that I am from the Boise area and want— nay, need— to see them fail to compensate for their ridiculous fanbase.

by Joey C. on Sep 3, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, that's why I advised to start drinking heavier.

the ducks don’t win this game ,brother.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no real rooting interest in either.

but BSU looks a lot better than Oregon.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLUE TURF!!!!

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. It's pretty horrible.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rhymes with smurf.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

which are also blue!

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of,

who among you, growing up, wanted to nail Smurfette?

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, you're sick.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

What was that blue college team again?

Cause the girls like to paint their faces blue…..

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 3, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Picts?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 3, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who didn't?

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

see, mikey's sick too.

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is news?

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know..

I’m not 100% in love with your attitude right now.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is this, more Top Gun quotes?

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Show me the way home

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Sep 3, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t get lost, so join us in the new thread!

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's because the opposing team can't actually see the Boise St players.

It’s cheating I tells ya.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Sep 3, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

G'night, A's fans

Need to get some sleep.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 3, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

g'night dr. nick!

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sleep well....have a great weekeND!

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 3, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well at least Tomko saved the 20 man pen.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Sep 3, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Tomko talking to Nomar

Nomar: Well, you sucked tonight
Tomko: Well, you suck every night.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Noma.

But there was a time when I didn’t suck.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 3, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD! THEY'RE TURKEYS!

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 3, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE HUMANITY!!!!!

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 3, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEW THREAD

Right here.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Sep 3, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

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