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Open Thread: Game 155 - A's vs. Themselves

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And the suck increaseth!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 26, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

New thread anti-mojo

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 26, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Doesn't look like the funky delivery fooled Abreu that time

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 26, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice intro

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Sep 26, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

K. I'm busy tomorrow and Monday, but

Tuesday good?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Sep 26, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

let me check my calendar

oh and please promise me you won’t shave your head without consulting me first, unlike some sunflower seed eating bench warmer

by OakA'sHoney on Sep 26, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, just when RRS thought his day couldn't get any worse

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 26, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kilby should have hidden the ball better

Because throwing it was a bad idea.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Sep 26, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

If we lose this game,

does that clinch a losing season?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 26, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

A non-winning season

A’s would have 81 losses

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 26, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's my proposal:

Bring in HRod, and have him throw one of his 100 mph heaters at the 2B ump. His control is bad enough that he can claim it was an accident.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 26, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

He'd probably throw a strike by mistake.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Sep 26, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another fragmentation bat

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 26, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

That broken bat piece almost hit the home plate ump in the eye

Could have blin—

Oh, well, never mind.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Sep 26, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow....just wow.

Can we get an out please???

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 26, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Kilby is wearing a blue hat with RH on it on Gameday

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Sep 26, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

At least Texas is winning

A Rangers win guarantees the slegnA will not clinch against the A’s tomorrow.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 26, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

But with 8 more we can win

and Eveland has been removed.

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Sep 26, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Sep 26, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's Go Oakland!!!!

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 26, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the deception factor for Kilby has been solved

rather quickly in the last two games he has pitched.

Time to score some runs off horseface

by Trainman on Sep 26, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that was fun!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 26, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

If you're a masochist!!

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 26, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully Nick will write you a short synopsis

He’s really good at that.

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 26, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Short synopsis:

Suck.

Suck suck suck suck.

Suck.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 26, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what happened

B.
S.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 26, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

So it's YOUR fault??

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 26, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just funning......

I’m getting ready to leave so any further sucktitude can be my fault til I get back!!

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 26, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm off shopping

Comeback victory pls.
kthanxbye.

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Sep 26, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for a Zook SLAM

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 26, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm so not looking forward to the AL playoffs.

Here’s hoping that Detroit or Minnesota gets really, really hot!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 26, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

+1000

There is no A in OFFENSE!!

by wacchampions on Sep 26, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

living in Orange County

I’d be perfectly happy with the Angels losing three straight in the ALDS.

by buddahead9 on Sep 26, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Memo to John Lackey:

CLOSE YOUR MOUTH!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 26, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Mouth breathing is so unattractive

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 26, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got under it

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 26, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit!!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 26, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Isn't that tonite's game all over?

Almost a grandslam…but not.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 26, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I dig!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 26, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

So true.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Sep 26, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are sooooooooo right!

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 26, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweeney should have gone to 2B

Rivera made a looping throw to 3B.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Sep 26, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay, run(s)!

I’ve decided that a good achievable goal for the team this season would be to finish with more runs scored than runs allowed.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 26, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

How are we doing?

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 26, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we're about 10 runs ahead.

I don’t keep careful count day to day, though.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 26, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

And 3 morons just scored!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Sep 26, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Groove is in the Heart

Cust a move, now!

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 26, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Jack F'in Cust!!!!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 26, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

thank jeebus

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Sep 26, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Three-run Jimmy Jack CUST

Fark you, Slingblade

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 26, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Whatever happens from now on, it's just heartwarming to see Lackey pitch so sucktastically

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 26, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

+1,000

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 26, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it's nice how when the A's are down 9-2

you feel it’s not quite over, whereas when we had “good hitters” in the 1st half it felt over at 4-2.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Sep 26, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's because the "good hitters" WEREN'T TRYING!!!!

(kidding!)

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 26, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg my worls has shattered

travis looks goofy, did you see his ears without hair covering them? i need someone new to lust over….

by OakA'sHoney on Sep 26, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

< raises hand >

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 26, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Iowa 11 - Penn St. 10 (10:16 4th)

I’d really like to see Joe Pa and the White House lose this one!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 26, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

For the Hannahanafans

I was over at LL reading about Ichiro getting thrown out, and someone mentioned that Jack Hannahan has grown a mustache. No pix though.

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Sep 26, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Definitely not

Probably drop to #11 or so

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 26, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

it could be a bit worse

with a lot of teams winning but normally teams don’t fall that fast after they are ranked.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 26, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the plus side, the Ducks' throwback unis....

….were less freakishly fuggly than what they usually don.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 26, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lackey does not deserve a win

We must score some more to make sure this does not happen.

I am having bad thoughts about what I would like to happen to the slegnA.

by Trainman on Sep 26, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

"And Brad Kilby's job is to get the A's back in the dugout as quickly as possible"

Crap!

If his job were “have a weird delivery” I’d be feeling much better.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 26, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

kilby!

(right back)

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

OCD maybe?

LOL

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

odd, isn't it?

i never saw anyone do that before

by Deborah51 on Sep 26, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

who doesn't like a slap on the a$& now and then?!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 26, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

me.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, that's a lie

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

neither do i

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

As the Assemblyman said to the lobbyist

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Sep 26, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like we've at least made a game of it

Hi all

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Fletcher never saw it coming

There’s a shocker.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Sep 26, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow for once Lackey pitches less than 8 IP against us

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Epat reminds me of Jason McDonald from back in the day

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

show me something Epat

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Sep 26, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

In public?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 26, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

something unsafe for posting

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think that's an eBenj

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ewalk!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 26, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 26, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does Mike Gallego have a spear?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 26, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

"So Crosby thinks he can just run through my stop sign?"

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 26, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a very good PA

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 26, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

serious

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sacrifice K!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 26, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 26, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

OAH's fantasy team is much more interesting

than most fantasy teams we hear about here.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 26, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm interested in hearing about the uniforms

on your fantasy team.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 26, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

chaps?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 26, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

napoli is better

someone mentioned it on another thread — not sure why he doesn’t play more often for the slegnA

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you may be using different standards for your fantasy....

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 26, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

in that case, I want Jaymee Sire and Kotsay’s wife. isn’t her name Jamie too?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they're both on R-Star's team.

I know they were both on my proposed roster for him.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 26, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

so you like dark-haired guys?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

just google matt garza on the rays

and tell me what you think. one of my female friends thinks he’s way hot

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

does utley get you going?

or Uggla?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

utley on the phillies

uggla on the marlins

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ian Kinsler?

He’s dreamy.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 26, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I stopped paying attention when

it was 9-3. Now I look over and it’s 9-6.
Maybe I should ignore the game some more!

by streetfan on Sep 26, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Are we winning yet?

I had to shut down for a while.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 26, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes.

Oh, you meant by the score. No, sadly, no.

by LoneStranger on Sep 26, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

hah hah

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Sep 26, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LMAO

There is no A in OFFENSE!!

by wacchampions on Sep 26, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

that shit better not be reversed

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Ump tells Scoscia, "get your fat butt off the field!" He does!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 26, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

There is no A in OFFENSE!!

by wacchampions on Sep 26, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kennedy Double!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 26, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

"The Lost Contact Lens"

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 26, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait.

what the hell are you people doing?

Maybe you can find one made by Go F**k Yourself San Jose... -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 26, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to see AK steal home here

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 26, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

close enough!

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Sep 26, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'll take that though

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Close!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 26, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woot!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 26, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha Ha

There is no A in OFFENSE!!

by wacchampions on Sep 26, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 26, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is god's name happened here?

9-8? It was 2-0 when I left!

Please remedy my confusion
and thrust me back to the day.
The silence of your seclusion
brings night into all you say.

by danmerqury on Sep 26, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Imagine that you're elcroata watching a Baseball World Cup game between San Marino and Kyrgyzstan

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 26, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm imagining being confused.

Which is the general idea, I’d imagine.

Please remedy my confusion
and thrust me back to the day.
The silence of your seclusion
brings night into all you say.

by danmerqury on Sep 26, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cross-up?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 26, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

This game is funny.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 26, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Funny odd or funny haha?

Maybe you can find one made by Go F**k Yourself San Jose... -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 26, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I refuse to draw such a distinction.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 26, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

so if it smells funny, you start laughing?

Maybe you can find one made by Go F**k Yourself San Jose... -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 26, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like you. You're funny.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 26, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

(sniff sniff)

Maybe you can find one made by Go F**k Yourself San Jose... -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 26, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

they keep flashing shots in the dugout of Scoscia in LA

“if looks could kill” as they said

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kinda like

the good old days when they were rivals

by streetfan on Sep 26, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to get the run in, Sweeney!

lol

What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.

by winchester5 on Sep 26, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Thus proving why stikeouts are not always a bad thing.

What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.

by winchester5 on Sep 26, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Iowa 21 - Penn St 10 (F)

So much for Penn State’s easy march to the mythical BCS Championship Game!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 26, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

unfortunately ND came back against Purdue.

Maybe you can find one made by Go F**k Yourself San Jose... -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 26, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that sucked

What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.

by winchester5 on Sep 26, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

tell me about it.

Maybe you can find one made by Go F**k Yourself San Jose... -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 26, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do.

But…if they were to lose these types of games,and finish, say 5-7…then they’d have to replace Weis, who clearly cannot coach.

Maybe you can find one made by Go F**k Yourself San Jose... -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 26, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless they get to a BCS in the next season or two hes going to be gone anyway.

What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.

by winchester5 on Sep 26, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

but if he goes 5-7 THIS season, he's gone right after.

Mediocrity does not sit well.

Maybe you can find one made by Go F**k Yourself San Jose... -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 26, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

good point.

What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.

by winchester5 on Sep 26, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

He is definitely a Bob Geren.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 26, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

without a doubt.

He’s an excellent OC, but I wouldn’t put him in charge of my back yard.

Maybe you can find one made by Go F**k Yourself San Jose... -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 26, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you see that hit on Tebow?

Ouch. Just saw it for the first time.

What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.

by winchester5 on Sep 26, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

What happened?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 26, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tebow was sacked...

….and his head hit a Florida player’s knee on the way down.

He spent a few minutes out cold and then got up and walked off the field but didn’t return to the game (and was carted off to the hospital before it was over).

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 26, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's gonna get a lot more of that in the NFL

if he doesn’t stop trying to knock tacklers over when he scrambles.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 26, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats true, but this particular hit he was in the pocket and just held on to the ball to long, never saw the blitzer coming.

What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.

by winchester5 on Sep 26, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but still

I’d assume the equivalent LB or DB on the blitz in the NFL would weigh another 15 pounds, and be faster.

Even really talented RBs careers fall apart after 5 or 6 years all the time because of the pounding they take. It’s not as big a deal for them because if they’re talented they can contribute as rookies. But it might take a QB 3 or 4 years to figure out how to read defenses, etc — if he’s all beaten up by the age of 28 he’s not much good to his team.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 26, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He got nailed from a blitzing OLB. Didn't see it coming.

On the way down hit his head on his own player. Concussion they are saying

What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.

by winchester5 on Sep 26, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every time you watch it...

…you become a better person!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 26, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

O U

don’t like him?

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 26, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't.

But I was refering to the continuing media worshipgasm over Tebow.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 26, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it is pretty ridiculous.

What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.

by winchester5 on Sep 26, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

like the Nat'l Championship game

It was ridiculous to hear them praise him that much.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 26, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is too bad.

But ND basically sux. They’ll win >6 games and make a better bowl than they have any business being in, which will be annoying, but no more than that.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 26, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sad Valley

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 26, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

hi don's kin.

Maybe you can find one made by Go F**k Yourself San Jose... -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 26, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don's kins are for doncing.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 26, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I laughed

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Sep 26, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only a few of us are old enough to remember that.

When was that? 1970s?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 26, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

As well he should.

I’m sure she can handle it.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 26, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casilla speaks to children about sportsmanship & education

He may want to educate them on how to lie about your age.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 26, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

as long as he's not teaching them how to throw strikes

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 26, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good one

A real knee-slapper

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 26, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

who doesn't like a good kn33 slap, now and then?!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 26, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

me

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, that's a lie

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's teaching them not to embarrass their opponents

Say, by not letting them get a hit.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 26, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'd almost...

wait for it… have crosby in for defense

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think bobby does play better D

unfortunately, he can’t hit to save his life

by Deborah51 on Sep 26, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

...


"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 26, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Yippie-yi-ay, frisbee sirloin burgers?

Please remedy my confusion
and thrust me back to the day.
The silence of your seclusion
brings night into all you say.

by danmerqury on Sep 26, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmm sliders

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think you were watching it the whole time

don’t you remember?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

you went to the crazy chicken and brought me nothing back?

Maybe you can find one made by Go F**k Yourself San Jose... -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Sep 26, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zookityzook!!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 26, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

zooooooooooooooook

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

cuppingmaster, i'm lost in this thread

who are the players whose photos i should look up?

by OakA'sHoney on Sep 26, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

matt garza

chase utley, and dan uggla

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

ouch.

What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.

by winchester5 on Sep 26, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

well just going by photos

maybe if i saw them play or something

by OakA'sHoney on Sep 26, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow really?

i would have thought that at least one of the first two would be your type

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Part of the problem might be that SS and 2B tend to be short to average height

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 26, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

uggla's a big guy no>?

on TV looks like he’s built like a tank

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

A tank describes his defensive skills pretty well.

Please remedy my confusion
and thrust me back to the day.
The silence of your seclusion
brings night into all you say.

by danmerqury on Sep 26, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks OK here.

I’m not sold on him over all, though. I’d still go with IK.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 26, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that a fauxhawk?

My 6-year-old wants that haircut.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 26, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was just hat hair.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 26, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's Dan Uggla.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 26, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for Cust to put us ahead

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 26, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Cust walk, Barton bunt

RBI single by Ellis

bye bye Lackey win

by buddahead9 on Sep 26, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Kustian

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 26, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

UGH!!

There is no A in OFFENSE!!

by wacchampions on Sep 26, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

that's a killer slider

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Krap

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 26, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I like these A's

who play like they have a chance of winning

…except for Cust K

by streetfan on Sep 26, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally-killer

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 26, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still ahead 3rd Qtr 23-13

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 26, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont ever want to see another one like that.....

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 26, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeeeeesssss!!!!!!!

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Woot!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 26, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Wahoo!

Tie game! Tie game! Tie game!

Please remedy my confusion
and thrust me back to the day.
The silence of your seclusion
brings night into all you say.

by danmerqury on Sep 26, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHA

No win for Slingblade

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 26, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

The boos are music to my ears!!!!

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

boosic!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Sep 26, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO WIN FOR YOU!!!!!!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Sep 26, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Daric!!! FU, Lackey!! No win for you!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 26, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOOOO -YAH!!!

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 26, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously??

The Angels fans are booing their own playoff bound team??

again, Really???

by bobnothing on Sep 26, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

That is pretty odd, considering this means nothing to them.

What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.

by winchester5 on Sep 26, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

their magic number could be either 3 or 4 depending on the outcome

they would have to blow it pretty bad

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The A's won't fit in the bag

Their nuts are too big.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 26, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 26, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just looked it up. If we can win tonight and tomorrow, Texas can knock them around this week and may take their place.

Boston has one game on LA right now, so they’d have to hope that Boston loses a few so that they could take the wild card in the case that Texas grows a pair.

by LoneStranger on Sep 26, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

They didn't know about the playoffs

Last minute decision between Disneyland and Angels baseball. Don’t forget the beach ball.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 26, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

boop boop!

onBART!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 26, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

boo

stay with us

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh...yeah. I'm posting on AN from my phone while at a club.

I’m not sitting at home. Nuh-uh.

Please remedy my confusion
and thrust me back to the day.
The silence of your seclusion
brings night into all you say.

by danmerqury on Sep 26, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay

have fun at your rave or whatever

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Monkey flings his poo in despair!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 26, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Angels fans, if you don't like your team now

You’re going to hate the first round of the playoffs….

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Sep 26, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

This game is ridiculous!

I like it. Well, parts of it. Especially the coming-back-from-down-7-runs. That is good.

by whiteshoes40 on Sep 26, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I haven't seen him with the shaved head yet!

I’m at the mercy of whoever’s running the mlb.com live look-ins. They gave me part of last inning— Cust’s strikeout and most of Dale’s AB but cut it off before he actually got the hit. They hate me.

But anyway, I’ll see if I can get a look at Travis somehow…

by whiteshoes40 on Sep 26, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make up calls by blue, guys getting hit in the head with errant throws

umos gettign hit by bats…. little bit of everything… even a Cust bomb

by bashbro89 on Sep 26, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

all we need is a fight

or a triple play

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder about bizarre scenarios to end games

How many games have ended with:

a triple play?
an out on a baserunner being hit with a batted ball?
an appeal (I know this has definitely happened)?
batter stepping outside the batter’s box and hitting the ball?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 26, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was that game-ending unassisted triple play earlier this season.

Please remedy my confusion
and thrust me back to the day.
The silence of your seclusion
brings night into all you say.

by danmerqury on Sep 26, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

tulowitski?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Possibly.

I don’t remember who did it, I just remember that Francoeur was pissed.

Please remedy my confusion
and thrust me back to the day.
The silence of your seclusion
brings night into all you say.

by danmerqury on Sep 26, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw that on TV last night.

Didn’t watch the whole thing, but saw that line.

The “dickless” scene was totally lame. They dubbed in something ridiculous.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 26, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looking back on the '80s....

….there was a whole genre of film in which the protagonist is a total f**k up, who somehow manages to back his way into getting absolutely everything at the end of the film, while paying no cost (and bearing no moral responsibility) for his actual actions.

Ghostbusters fits the bill.

I just saw The Freshman for the first time in years last week, and that film is totally like that.

And there are many, many more.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 26, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't that describe pretty much every Bill Murray role?

Whatever else you may think of the 1980s, they were the nadir of the century in terms of moral responsibility.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 26, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think in more recent years...

…Murray’s characters don’t get everything (e.g. Lost in Translation). But in the ’80s , that was certainly the case.

Also: Matthew Broderick (Anyone? Bueller?)

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 26, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barton's swinging the bat so well right now

It’s established: The guy can definitely hit in September.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Sep 26, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah let's just hopes he figures out the other 5 months

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's hope he can get another K

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 26, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please hurry, Brad.

Sincerely,
Bruce Pearl

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 26, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 26, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i've seen the third one turned backwards

and i think that’s why

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, backwards is strikeout looking.

Please remedy my confusion
and thrust me back to the day.
The silence of your seclusion
brings night into all you say.

by danmerqury on Sep 26, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

this place gives me an edumication

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

ain’t a k backward just a k looking?

don't care if i ever get back.

by AV on Sep 26, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

they said he would be with the team

so possibly

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Korach mentioned that Chavvy showed up at the ballpark, and was in uniform before the game.

Then they went to commercial…leaving us hanging.

Please remedy my confusion
and thrust me back to the day.
The silence of your seclusion
brings night into all you say.

by danmerqury on Sep 26, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

SuSlu reported he was in the dugout yesterday, but in civvies, not uniform

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 26, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chavy in Chonies

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 26, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

HGH!

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 26, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Harry Gatthews Hunior?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Sep 26, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a really funny name to read aloud.

Please remedy my confusion
and thrust me back to the day.
The silence of your seclusion
brings night into all you say.

by danmerqury on Sep 26, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go see your friend's band.

You can see the final score tomorrow morning.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 26, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be a good result.

Make it so.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 26, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never trust a Yale man!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 26, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

what kind of a throw was that???

i could spit the ball that far

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

yes one way ticket

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perfect example of not being a ML'er

That is all about pressure and he couldn’t handle it.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 26, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was it Raúlesque?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 26, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

to quote one of my fav movies, termimator 2

“i could get out and run faster than this”

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that pitch was right down the middle. On 0-2.

And…I’ve got to see this Patterson throw on the gameday replay.

Please remedy my confusion
and thrust me back to the day.
The silence of your seclusion
brings night into all you say.

by danmerqury on Sep 26, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Truly a terrible throw by Patterson

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 26, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Get it back and MORE.

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber

by BERRYJO on Sep 26, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad timing for a CSN-CA radio commercial

that states the “A’s have never looked better!”

Please remedy my confusion
and thrust me back to the day.
The silence of your seclusion
brings night into all you say.

by danmerqury on Sep 26, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

but that commercial’s been on all season!

oh. i see.

don't care if i ever get back.

by AV on Sep 26, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is still a good game

but patterson soured the sweet milk of the comeback

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, they ran an ad for $2 Wednesdays a few innings ago

The next Wednesday home game being in April…

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Sep 26, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can haz new thread plz

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 26, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Clearly, you should never get dressed again.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Sep 26, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

mathis stipped nearly naked and ran into the outfield wearing only a jock strap

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He forgot to mention the part where Buck joined him.

Please remedy my confusion
and thrust me back to the day.
The silence of your seclusion
brings night into all you say.

by danmerqury on Sep 26, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Think of that scene from 'Sideways'

Ewwwww

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 26, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

but that was one of the funniest parts of the movie, IMO

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Sep 26, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEW THREAD OPEN

Here

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Sep 26, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you drive through

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Sep 26, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

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