Open Thread: Game 148 - A's vs. Indians (cont.)
An A's 6-0 lead early is now 6-3 in the top of the 4th, due to failures with pitching, coaching, management, ownership, and possibly the grounds crew, and certainly not due to anything the 3Bman has done wrong.
-Ed Crosby
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me too!
That Nico’s vague.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
roomy.
and without Comcast.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
So right on.....
Er – roar
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 2:35 PM PDT reply actions
I am in awe of RRS football prowess.
I bow before you, little man.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
nah, they ain't winning.
But Tennessee’s covering, no doubt.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
The Gators look rubbish considering they're ranked #1
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
Berry really is fantastic. I've only heard the hype, never seen him play.
He’s living up to it.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
Thanks
Oh – you mean Eric – my bad…..LOL
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought those were fake.
c’mon.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the line is
“They’re real, and they’re spectacular”
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
ZOOKS ALIVE!!!!
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Yay.....let's go for the cycle Kurt!
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions
i can see the headline already: suzuki motors, cycles
don't care if i ever get back.
by AV on Sep 19, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you a journalist??
That was a pretty good headline!
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
nah, but i spent the 90’s memorizing NY post puns.
don't care if i ever get back.
by AV on Sep 19, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
See how useful that was to you?!?!
All learning comes in handy – eventually
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Happy Birthday, LYNN!
Oh, wait…bad boyfriend.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
mail come yet?!
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
DAMN IT!
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
oh, but I would be.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
while I'm barefoot in the kitchen
Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22
Nah....you'd be watching right alongside!!
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
DEFINITELY!
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
(sorry for the late response/defense/affirmation, gf...
I was writing a NASTY letter to man whom I bought present off eBay)
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
And the mail van just left.
Nada.
Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22
bastard.
I’m so sorry, Lynn.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't be.
This way the birthday celebration can continue into next week!
How awesome is that?
Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22
good point!
Cho cho boogie!
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I've just had to file my first claim/dispute through PayPal for an item undelivered
Haven’t even heard from the seller since I bought the thing.
(And before anyone gets any ideas, it was for a Rickey Henderson/Willie Mays jersey card)
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Flashfire and Swedish-made Penis Pumps:
This Sort of Thing is my Bag, Baby!
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Can you get ppl banned from eBay for not following through on a sale?
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Awww!
But I like being barefoot in the kitchen, too!
Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22
okay.
only if I get to watch.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait
Rajai’s 0-3 and we’re winning!? Can’t be.
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
Man oh man
How awesome would it be to have Asdrubal Cabrera for the next few seasons at SS?
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
I wouldn't appreciate having to learn how to pronounce his name.
My vote’s no. Based solely on that.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
When the radio guys were talking about him - I thought they said As-dribble
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I pity the fool...

Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm see images of
midget hookers and women with three breasts.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
JANE!
TURN THIS CRAZY THING OFF!!!!
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT'S AWESOME.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Underdog's pissed.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Ren's a tweeker.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh oh, it's Ren and Stimpy
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Stimpy was a cat, no?
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I was never sure. Maybe he was a chihuahua
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
i feel the same way, but opposite, about choo. i want to root for him. sing all kinds of fun songs. and say things like, great play, don’t choo think so?
don't care if i ever get back.
by AV on Sep 19, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know,
but your song has convinced me you’re correct. Thanks!
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, that version is pretty great. much more understated than the record version.
don't care if i ever get back.
by AV on Sep 19, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
do you know a lot about that type of music?!
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
i like louis jordan and have 2 of his LPs… and i collect 45’s of anything jazzy/bluesy/RnB-y/soulsy, but i don’t know what i “know” about it. i just like the sounds and i try to remember names to guide me when i’m looking at a pile of 300 singles and can only afford 3.
don't care if i ever get back.
by AV on Sep 19, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
what about someone whol ikes the music, cares little about collecting and was looking for a good starting point?
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
help me a little. tell me what direction in that song you’re attracted to… the swing, the blues, the catchy rhymes, the RnB?
don't care if i ever get back.
by AV on Sep 19, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
shoot. i have to go. email me and we’ll talk.
don't care if i ever get back.
by AV on Sep 19, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
okay!
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
actually, kind of all of the above.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
as-DRU-bal
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
The Florida O is yawn inducing.
Oh what happened to Gio? I looked away for a second and he’d gained 30lbs.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
It might be the Tennessee D, you know...
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Perhaps, but they've basically just decided to jack in the pass and run an
option variant – which is a huge indicator of how good Tebow would be in the NFL. He’d die if he ran as much as he does in college.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
they said the same thing about Vick, you know.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Is Tebow as fast as Vick? My impression is that he runs over people more than Vick did in college
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
And that running over people is not a good tactic in the NFL
which is why so many RBs have 4 or 5 year careers.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Nowhere near. Tebow plows into the tackler.
He looks like he’s 230lbs ish so he can get away with that in college. In the pros those linebackers are 240lbs and come to the collision with bad intentions.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
That's not going to work in the NFL
q.v. Donovan McNabb. Or any number of beaten up RBs.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
And he was a failure in the NFL.
Helps that he was lightning quick too. Tebow isn’t.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
we'll see.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
sad panda.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
(i don’t want to ruin it for you… it might be a great package, but it’s not really an accomplishment. it’s mostly a protective cup.)
don't care if i ever get back.
by AV on Sep 19, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
He's pregnant
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Zigfan can't be happy that USC is still tied with Washington, 10-10 in the 3rd Q
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
They've got the old USC O coordinator haven't they?
I read somewhere that he’s a mean recruiter and he’ll turn that program around.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
Double!
"Chicks dig the long ball, although fat chicks will settle for warning track power" - Nick Diamond
Wish I could have SEEN it! ;-(
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Mmmmmm, oka!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
mmmmm.....
that looks good.
Speaking of cheeses, there’s a guy right down the street from me who has a cheese shop (Mr. Wensleydale). He’s from Wisconsin. He has something he makes in his shop called chocolate cheese.
I may have to kill him.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Sick and wrong!
But in a good way.
Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22
tell me about it.
I’m going to go ask him for some Venezuelan Beaver Cheese.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG! Hahahaha!
That’s disgusting!
Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22
Oka is very, very tasty
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I know.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
chocolate cheese.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Its
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven't heard that before....I work at the HS of spoiled children
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
The standard insults of USC:
University of Spoiled Children
University of Second Choice (esp. popular with UCLA folks, I think)
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
University of South Carolina...oh wait.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
South Carolina's nickname
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
going back a bit Bloom
I saw Dances with Wolves about a year ago and I thought it held up.
I still love the first half but I’ve never liked the last 30 minutes of the movie.
really?
It’s been a while since I thought it didn’t age well. Maybe I’ll revisit it. But Goodfellas really does rival for my “Best Film Ever” and Costner jacked Scorsese out of the Oscar that year, so my resentments may be too strong.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
yup.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
and despite what that monkey thinks,
that’s a statement.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I must be one of the few that doesn't rate Goodfellas that highly.
I mean it’s a decent film, but people talk about it with such a reverence.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
go join the monkey.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Not a Cal fan?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Me either
but because of the bizarre way rankings work, it would be bad for Cal if USC lost a game before their matchup.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
what happened to Cal's ranking b/c of their game last week.?
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Cal went up a few place because 2 top-10 teams lost and dropped behind Cal
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
AH. I had heard they might drop.
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm a cal fan, it would be bad for them if usc loses? huh? guess i don't understand football rankings
BCS stuff
If Cal beats USC, it helps Cal if USC wins the rest of their games instead of losing to a team like UW.
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agrd.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
If USC is #2 or #3 when Cal plays them
it helps Cal, whether they win or lose.
If USC is #15 (or whatever they’d be after losing to Washington), Cal wouldn’t gain as much by beating them, and would drop, maybe out of the top 10, by losing to them.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Either way, Cal likely has to beat USC if they want to go to a BCS game
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Absolutely
But if USC were, for instance, to lose 2 games before the Cal game, then they’d be out of the top-20 and Cal beating them wouldn’t count for much in the end, where the BCS is concerned.
The system is completely bizarre.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
so basically you can find yourself rooting for teams you don't like just so your favorite team moves up
Absolutely
You also need to root for pretty much any team in your conference to beat any team outside the conference.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
It does look good when you can say your conference went 5-0 in bowl games...
…like the Pac-10 did last year.
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what ever happened to straight wins/losses
rhetorical Q!!
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Clearly they need a system where teams with 0 or 1 loss need to be ranked against each other...
…in how they do against other teams and how those teams do against OTHER teams instead of just having a playoff.
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What do you think of a true playoff system?
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd be for it
Off the top of my head, take the top six teams, give 1 and 2 a week’s bye, have a 3/6 and 4/5 game, then the winners play the top two seeds, then those winners play for the title.
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and let the bowls go back to being what they were traditionally?
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm fine with that, too
But I don’t think with a playoff system you can have your traditional conference matchups for, say, the Rose Bowl. Just rotate where the title game is held and it’s evenly spread out. It may never happen because there’s way too much money tied up in all this for anyone to risk losing a single penny in favor of a more fair system, though.
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THAT'S what I figgered - but I hear so much bad press on it.
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
That is if you like the concept of a bye week like the NFL has
They could do an eight-team system where nobody gets a bye, for example.
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Love you, Cliff!!!!
More and more!
Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22
she broke the code.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Just saw a HUSKIES cheerleadering sign on TV that reminded me of LB
“WOOF”
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions
Woof!
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
F Gio Gonzalez. All stuff, no poise.
His name is Rio and he walks many a man
Just like Chad Gaudin if he had a better tan
And when he shines he soon frustrates Athletics fans
Trade Gio, Gio over to the NL land
Seriously. It’s time to cut bait while he still has minimal value.
Awww, blew the first line.
Point stands
by Rancho Canseco on Sep 19, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure
The reviews are positively glowing.
by Rancho Canseco on Sep 19, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Notre Dame trying to lose this game, I see.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
Charity is a Catholic virtue, right?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
apparently.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
13 years and counting.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
89,
but they got jacked in 92.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Well my school has never won it
and my Raiders haven’t won the Super Bowl since January of 1984 so I feel your pain
late eighties was a good time, sportswise, in my book.
A’s, Notre Dame and Bengals.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Those were the best days of my life...
back in the summer of 89….
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
From a personal standpoint,
I DESPISED 1989 and 1990.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
2001 was pretty good for me.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
boo!
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I've no idea who scored, but I like the look
of Clausen.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
Clausen's awesome,
but…
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
He's on my radar for Delhomme
replacements. He’s got another year though, right?
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
if he stays.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
QBs tend to stay the four years.
I think it’s the college girls.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
if Charlie left,
he might not want to do the transition game.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Like I said the best ones generally
stay all four years. I think it’s the experience of being able to handle being the big man on campus along with simply playing time in meaningful games.
Clausen strikes me as the loyal sort. I think he stays, well unless as LB suggests Charlie leaves.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
(crosses fingers)
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep and the best ones tend to stay
their senior year. Ryan did. Flacco did. Manning did. Rivers did. Etc etc.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
Divorce time for me
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by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Tennessee loses. They played very well, but their QB is craptastic.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
Had a shot to win if they had a QB.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
They didn't play well.
Their defense played well. Their offense was bad.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Running game was pretty good, O-line was solid.
Defence was very good. QB was shit.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
ZigFan's pretty happy right now.
Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22
they pull it out?
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
No But they are about to get TD
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by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
OR maybe not....stopped 3rd and 6
they’ll tie it again
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by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
and Michigan State is driving!
my god, could Charlie be a worse head coach?
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Go Spartans!
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
no they tied it with a field goal, i can't believe i am watching usc football
i’m supposed to be cleaning my house, having people over tomorrow
I just checked in to the SB Nation blog and we are winning there too
AN – 400+ to their paltry 24 posts. Go AN
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by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions
and that is considered a win?
It’s a sunny day, and we’re doing what at the computer?
If we're here - we're here....just a comment
hey – YOU’RE here too?!?!?
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by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
well, yes
but I’m…
uh…
helping my kids make water balloons between comments.
that sounds like fun....
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by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
you're slacking.
Your coach isn’t doing enough to motivate you to post more.
I blame Nico.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
It's called Red Bull.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Diet Coke,
only its not really working for me now.
Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22
(go with mine, gf)
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that works too,
but bad, bad, bad for you.
Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22
so is everything.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
oh....good point.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
So that means you're 70% H2O and 25% DC?
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by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm 25% Diet Pepsi!
Nice to meet you!
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
My name is
Inego Montoya
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by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Inconceivable!
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Mandy Patinkin, too, for that matter.
Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22
And Wallace Shawn.
Anything Wallace Shawn was actually on camera for.He’s done some awesome voice acting.
Just buy the action figures
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Game switched to Utah Oregon.
Do Oregon have 10 different unis? It certainly seems like it.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
their big grad is the guy who founded Nike.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh really? That's very sweet.
Wonder why he’s given them such horrible uniforms then?
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
Nooooo kidding
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by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Big penalty
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by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Good at bat by Carson there.
Hate his stance though.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
looks a lot like Rowand
except Rowand looks like he’s holding the bat like a flagpole or some sort of ceremonial object.
That's 2 for him today
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by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Washington has the ball, 1st and goal, at the USC 7 with 33 seconds left
Tied 13-13.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Baaaad time for a roughing call SC
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by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions
glad Rajai got that hit
I was worried about his batting average dipping down to .313
Damn!
I was hoping Raj would have a chance to steal third again.
Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22
FG for UW!
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
My OH My
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by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't know
I just caught the last four minutes, and UW has had the whole time.
And have just won the game!
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
That's the truth
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by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
That was a conference game - right?
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by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
yes
USC is in last place in conference right now.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Hmmmmmmm
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by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Washington State lost to Stanford a few weeks ago, though.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 19, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
And the band playin "Celebrate Good Times"
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently Utah has gorgeous fans.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
Wow - Va Tech beating Nebraska 16-15 with seconds left
Huck the Fuskers
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Reputation
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I have no love for Frank Beamer.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
he was an asshole to my dad.
screw him.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
details plz?
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
My dad and step mom lived in Blackburn for a while.
he met him in a restaurant one day and the guy acted like he was too cool for school—wouldn’t talk to him, wouldn’t even acknowledge that he was speaking to him.
And before any of you are tempted to offer reasons for why this may have been, please be aware Bloom Sr. died last year.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, I didn't like that.
thought it’s something we all go through.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
though, not thought...
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep, sounds like a real sphincter, Mr Beamer is
Sorry for your loss, LB.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
woof.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry to hear.....
I lost my dad three years ago – I miss him so much
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Condolences, LB, though belated
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Okay...back to the A's
what’s happening with our game??
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by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 3:55 PM PDT reply actions
game?
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Ziggy got two groundballs, but they poked through the infield
then allowed a solid hit. 8-4 A’s, Michael Wuertz on, 1 out
Thanks everybody
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by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he should be used in different situations
He gives up too many hits, but he’s also a GIDP machine. Best guy to bring in with a runner on first.
Good play by Barton ends the inning
Suzuki up to bat! He’s a triple away from the cycle! (I know… the odds of that…)
We need to trade Hairston
for a case of those funny wax lips. The increase in team morale would be a more than sufficient replacement.
hi everyone, did I miss anything?

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
That is classic.....
HA hA HAHAHAHA
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Bailey coming in on his promotion day
It’s only right.
so there's still time to get one!!
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I think that's tomorrow
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe tomorrow
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy shite
Michigan State had a guy wide open in the end zone, and the QB overthrew him. 33-30 ND with 1:10 left, 2nd and 10 at the 18.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
he was WIDE open too.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
The MSU QB will be dreaming about that play for some time to come
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
years.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
ND in the process of trying to lose to Michigan State.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
Not any longer
Interception by ND – game is virtually over.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
bummer.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 19, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
One more out, plz
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
STAND UP
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by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions
Whoo hoo WIN!!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
SIX in a row
feeeeels great
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by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions
That would be great
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by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Victory
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I love that color
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
stands googly eyed, open-mouthed in awe
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
by emperor nobody on Sep 19, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
BTW, that collective orgasm that just occurred on McC was because Buster Posey just got his first major league hit
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
dammit, I missed yet another collective orgasm?
those are hard to come by
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
by emperor nobody on Sep 19, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
University of Washington fans had a collective orgasm earlier today.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 19, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
wow
it’s like Toe Curlin’ Saturdays, just climax after climax.
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
by emperor nobody on Sep 19, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it was tastefully simulated orgasm, where the camera cuts away
so he is kinda NC-17 Rated Superstar
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
by emperor nobody on Sep 19, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
well
that’s subjective, I mean 1970s porn like Behind the Green Door or The Opening of Misty Beethoven are both very artsy and cinematic and smokin’ hot, so it’s in the eye of the beholder.
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
by emperor nobody on Sep 19, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Awww!
Dirty Dancing is on tonight.
Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22
I wish the Cincinnati-Oregon State game was on tonight instead of being on right now. There isn’t any good college football on after Texas slaughters Texas Tech.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 19, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Tape it and watch it later!
Just don’t watch the bottom lines…..
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by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I already know that Oregon State has a 3-0 lead, though.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 19, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
well if you start taping now.....that's where you begin
and if it’s a boring game…you watch speed FB
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by BERRYJO on Sep 19, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
"Baby's going to Mount Holyoke in the fall"
Represent :-)
I'm Joey Devine, I'm what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him.-The Dugout
What was your screen name before lerei?
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
It was the same
I'm Joey Devine, I'm what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him.-The Dugout
OK - your sigline confused me
Thought someone else was using the same thing.
Nevermind.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
so that's 6
and there’s what, 14 left? Should we equal the 20 record, just to get everyone in the AL terrified for next year?
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
by emperor nobody on Sep 19, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
GAME RECAP IS UP
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