Open Thread: Game 146 - Cleveland Indians @ A's
Cleveland Indians at Oakland Athletics, Sep 17, 2009 7:05 PM PDT
Seriously, you haven't won squat in 60+ years, is it time to ditch the logo yet?
Shalom WHIP-lets, and please join me in welcoming your 2009 Athletics back to the Coliseum, fresh from ruining the summers of the White Sox, Twins and Texas Rangers, who were in the race when we arrived but are now a combined 2,188 games back and 2,186 1/3 in the Wild Card. I am your host tonight, emptastically subbing for the historically awesome 67M, as he scored last-minute tix to tonight's extravaganza.
Thursday brings in those Cleveland Indians, victims of an injury tally that makes recent A's seasons look like a Whole Earth Expo by comparison. The Injuns have fallen far far out of it (not unusual for them since Manny was in town and Bill Clinton was President) and sit at 61-84, 25 1/2 games out of 1st in the Central, and rumor has it they are seriously considering giving 90-something fireballer Bob Feller a look as their #3 starter in Spring Training next year.
On the hill this evening for the Golden Green is the tall one Clayton Mortensen, 1-2 with a hefty 6.75 ERA, opposed by Justin Masterson (4-7//4.25), traded to the Tribe by the Red Sox earlier this year and in all likelihood wishing he was still in Boston and looking at October baseball. At any rate he has the most Western-sounding name in MLB, so hopefully the A's bats can knock him off his horse tonight as our boys, who are playing smooth and loose with Rajai Davis going absolutely off the chain and leading the way with an a-s-t-o-n-i-s-h-i-n-g .314 average (a sick .347 since the All-Star Break) with but a couple weeks to play here, come home to begin an 8 -game stand... will he make it to a .300 season? If I were a Magic 8-ball I'd say

Ah, yes, batters batters and more batters:
Enjoy the game and LET'S go OAK-LAND!!!!!!
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Roomy.
Oh, and that Wahoo guy makes delicious fish tacos.
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
man, that's an old school indian icon
Could the find anything more offensive?
Could I say something more offensive?
The answer to both, sadly, is yes.
yes
Wahoo is so funny, it’s like you wanna go up to whoever continues to insist that he be their logo and just bop them on the head or something, it’s a little retro for the 21st century or even the 20th LOL
Ironies abound, not the least of which is that the modern Wahoo design was introduced in 1951 (3 years after the Tribe’s last WS title), and that in 1993 Spring Training the Indians lost 2 players in a boating accident, in which they were killed by being decapitated by a dock when their speedboat mysteriously fired up. The only survivor was pitcher Bob Ojeda, who was himself (wait for it…) scalped by said dock.
Dunno but if my players were getting scalped I’d think fo realz about changing the logo design to something less, uh, provocative, but that’s just me ;)
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
by emperor nobody on Sep 17, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
gymnastics!
They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick
no caps?
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm feeling a little off tonight.
I should be at the game.
They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick
apparently everyone else is.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
If his nickname were
“Bat” Masterson and he played for KC…..
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Now pitching...

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
hey you
feelin’ better? Good to see you =)
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
by emperor nobody on Sep 17, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m a little better and thanks.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 17, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
One of those fans back there has to be Alameda Greg, right?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Howdy, y'all.
And let me add to this to the how-could-they-have-thatname/logo discussion:
There was once a Cleveland NL team called the Spiders. Now is that a great nickname or what?
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 17, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions
Irony #3289
is that they changed the name to the Indians in 1920, when they polled their fans for a new name… see, the Indians/Spiders were the first team to feature a Native American ballplayer, the awesome Louis Sockalexis, so it’s strange that they broke the ground in the 20th Century as per minorities playing in MLB. They also were the first AL team to integrate in the 1940s, adding the amazing Hall of Famer Larry Doby just 11 weeks after the Dodgers brought up Jackie Robinson in 1947.
So it’s odd that they still feature such a tasteless icon when they have really been among the more progressive organizations of the last century.
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
by emperor nobody on Sep 17, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Wikipedia says that they became the Indians in 1915
and that it was mainly in imitation of the Braves, who’d just won the Series. Their conclusion si that the Sockalexis story is mainly apocryphal.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
yeah
The myth, I guess, is that it was the fans being asked, but you’re right they probably just exploited Sockalexis, yikes.
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
by emperor nobody on Sep 17, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice that they felt the need for that kind of cover story, though!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
It's funny how Indian nicknames have basically been....
…eliminated from college sports (with a few notable exceptions sanctioned by the NCAA), but none of the pro Indian-nicknamed teams have changed.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 17, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy crap, this is the funniest thing I've seen in awhile.
They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick
err
They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick
My, aren't _we_ presidential! n/t
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 17, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Aaah Kanye
Finally someone who can unite our divided nation!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 17, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
At least Beyonce is nice, though.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 17, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHA
What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.
AK! Pew pew!!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Infield in in the 1st?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
To no great effect, clearly
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 17, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Masterson is rockin' the socks tonite!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 17, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions
Indians
Maybe they will be more successful as the Rockerfellers.
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why the hell are any of us?
We’re sick. Sick in the head.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
guilty as charged
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
by emperor nobody on Sep 17, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
It must be sickness
I mean the A’s and the Tribe? Maybe if Wild Thing Ricky Vaughn was pitching I would have a reason but…..
I know.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Exhausted from a week of teaching...
…and haven’t tuned in to a game in a while.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 17, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
American History/American Studies...
…at the University of Oklahoma’s Honors College.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 17, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
(pst....sirbed, don't mention football...)
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
It's ok to mention football again....
We steamrolled Idaho State (yeah, I know, it’s Idaho State) and the team seems to be coming together.
Now if only Sam Bradford mends fast….
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 17, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
(pst...sooner, don't mention career fail...)
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
(pst, both of you...don't mention signs...or Florida...or weight issues)
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
sniff sniff.
no, I’m okay….really…
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of which....
I’ve lost about twenty pounds in the last two months!
Thanks for asking!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 17, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude! Way to go!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I've found it.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
My wife tells me the same thing....
I tell her to look behind her and she’ll find it.
I sleep alone a lot.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
If only I'd known....
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 17, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
And here I am paying to have my man boobs extracted
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
Sounds like there are some arbitrage opportunities here.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 17, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Soon to be followed by a moobies derivatives market
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
You pay for that?
Or are you charging?
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Two totally different gigs, in fact.
And both good ways to spend your life, assuming that each is what you’re into.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 17, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Is there a more useless stat than Sac flies?
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GWRBI?
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 17, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Love the sig
You notice how I’m always on time? I’m never late for things.
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
the human metronome.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Good play by Daric
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Furthermore, why does a fly that scores a run NOT go against your batting average, yet a grounded that does the same DOES?
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You want to fix it, then make your own adjusted BA that uses the value
I guess the idea behind it is that the manager told you to do it (esp sacrifice bunts) so it should not count against your ‘pure’ average.
And for the sac fly, hey, it scored a run, why are you complaining?
How can a scorekeeper know what was called by the manager?
A run’s a run. I’ll take it anyway it comes.
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
If you don't swing initially at a ball
but it gets away from the catcher, how late can you swing to get a WP strikeout chance to get to first?
With the huge exception of Wahoo on the cap and sleeves....
…I really like the Cleveland road unis.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 17, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
Let's hope he doens't become Clayton BBtenmen tonight
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
by Nick on Sep 17, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Let's Go A's
ooh, pitch fx on the screen
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Good decision by Pennington there
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Klayton!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
yay strickout
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Good job by Mort getting out from under his own problems.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 17, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
The first step is admitting there's a problem.
Or so I’ve heard.
Me personally, I can’t stand quitters.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
OK, so he's got control issues.
How’s his stuff?
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
he's long and strong
and down to get the friction on.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
O'l Morty doing good.
And lets, see in RF for the Indians is, oh excuse me, it’s ahh, ahhh Choo.
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
Bless you.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
There's the BB. Now here come the SB.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Are the RiverCats drawing larger crowds than the A's?
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 17, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions
There really is no nicer place
in West Sacramento to spend a late afternoon than Raley Field. There may be no nicer place at all in West Sacramento.
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by Hit4TheCycle on Sep 17, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
When I was at UC Davis, "good" and "West Sacramento" were mutually exclusive terms
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
So yesterday....
I hyper extended my right knee and did some muscle damage to my quad. So you know what that means?
Vicodin is back on the menu!
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Better living through chemistry
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
You're sounding more and more
like my kind of doc. Medical PHD be damned.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
I should've said better living through physics
Considering what you did to you knee, though, I’m not sure it’s true.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
lol....I've done it before.
Hyper extended the knee that is. This time playing softball. The last time was a little more…..violent?
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
You're Day-to-Day?
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 17, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
And feelin better and better in every way!
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Hyperextending the knee sounds really unpleasant
Hope you get better soon, alox.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
remember to drink with those.
That kicks ass.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I've heard good things about it
But then I heard good things about percocet and that did nothing for me at all.
CuttheMullet, from "The Thread":
"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think "would an idiot do that?" and if they would, I do not do that thing."
Were they the ones that mother gives you?
Take it away LB….
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
I used to have a percoset
until I paid to have them extracted
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Holy geez, really?
I got that stuff via IV when I had a high fever and it knocked me out within 30 seconds. Those 30 seconds were pure bliss.
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
Helped me fall asleep
but didn’t take away the pain.
CuttheMullet, from "The Thread":
"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think "would an idiot do that?" and if they would, I do not do that thing."
dilaudid's the way to go.
And as far as pills go, oxycodone’s so damn popular for a good reason. They give that shit out like candy here.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
oxycondone
is basically the same thing as percocet as far as I’m aware.
CuttheMullet, from "The Thread":
"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think "would an idiot do that?" and if they would, I do not do that thing."
Percocet has acetominophen in it
which actually makes it pretty dangerous — you can destroy your liver if you take too much.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I think that's Vicodin.
Not to be confused with Vicoprin, which has motrin. Stick with the Norco. No reason to cut perfectly good opiate derivatives with senseless anti inflammatories.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
I don't know about Vicodin
but percocet definitely has acetaminophen in it. Percodan has aspirin in it.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Better brush up
on my amateur pharmacological skills. Wouldn’t want to get cheated.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
I was given morphine once...
I was in tremendous pain at the time. Funny thing, once it hit the arm it burned like liquid fire. The drug cleared the shoulder and sent me off to never never land. The thing is, I still hurt, but I just didn’t give a damn.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
yeah...I love that.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I had morphine after a surgery
I could feel it go into my body from the warmth. I needed it for the pain but I didn’t like how it felt at all.
See
I can’t afford something like that. It’s chronic, as in, has never gone away in the last 15 years. So anything I actually “could” find, can’t have the “I’m in a whole other world” side effect.
CuttheMullet, from "The Thread":
"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think "would an idiot do that?" and if they would, I do not do that thing."
Dude....
that sucks. Chronic pain can be a mother effer. You’re probably wise to steer clear of the narcotic trail for as long as possible though.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Larry Davis your Personal Trainer?
Prepare to be on the 60 Day DL.
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by Hit4TheCycle on Sep 17, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Dibs! In HD, no less!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 17, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions
That 3-1 pitch was low
and probably outside.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
This ump is having some problems. That 1-2 curve was a strike
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Is it just me or has this been a particularly bad year for MLB umps?
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 17, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Hard for me to tell -- I haven't been watching much other than A's' games
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
That one week where the same crew worked the Gnats series, then the A's series, may have skewed our perception somewhat
But yeah, they’ve sucked this year.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
If this was the Raiders site
some would be saying that the ump was part of a conspiracy against Oakland that all of MLB was involved in.
Raiders fans think MLB is conspiring against them?
Wow, that is paranoid! If I were them, I’d stick to the NFL!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 17, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
ditto
Every bad call is not the result of some deep dark conspiracy to simultaneously sodomize the team and every fan worldwide.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Raidernation
Is all about paranoia, seems to me they take after the owner Al Davis.
The Raiders… will win.
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by Hit4TheCycle on Sep 17, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Jack F'in Cust!!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Custian catch
He actually made a good play there, considering he was probably too shallow.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I gotta go to sleep fellas.
I’m still sick. nightnight.z
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
I hope Choo feel better
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by Hit4TheCycle on Sep 17, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
G'night!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 17, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Goodnight!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Good night, sweet prince
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Bull shit!
You stick around for a while. I need to talk Beastie’s.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
What?
You were just trying to kill him two comments up.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Hey. I just got here...
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Night.
Need to find you a good Floridian Dr. with questionable ethics.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Jeff Kevorkian?
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Hello to every one of you meaningless AN'ers.
I am here to be meaningless too. Jacked up and texted the ex tonight. Bad move. Not like the movie Bad Influence “bad” but not a good idea.
Let’s go A’s!!
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
Uh. I didn't get the memo or
I NEVER LEARNED TO READ
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Or how to chose women apparently.
Funny how no kind deed goes unpunished isn’t it? Or a kind thought for that matter.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
You are the exception, my friend.
Why can’t the season start in the 2nd half or adopt the 2nd half champion deal?
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
These posts are gearing up for October
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by Hit4TheCycle on Sep 17, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Better than the anal division
I say.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
speak for yourself
They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick
Well....
that’s definately a division where it’s better to give than to receive.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Mine are preparing for 2010 and beyond
Right now, my posts are just getting major-league experience.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 17, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Does Adam Kennedy throw away his gum
whenever he gets on base?
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Isn't it a plug of chaw?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
If I had to guess...
…there might be a story behind it about accidentally swallowing his chaw while running the bases.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
AK again!!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
uhh, where the hell was that throw
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
The receiver ran the wrong route
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
DHB
Would catch that straight throw.
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by Hit4TheCycle on Sep 17, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm actually kinda linking what Pennington's been doing at the plate
And here’s hoping Klayton can settle down and go six full.
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
I think he's exceeded everyone's expectations
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
It sure would be nice if he could pull a Suzuki and become a surprisingly solid major leaguer
It’s much better than having to give up assets to acquire a shortstop
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
I'm pretty confident he can be a Walt Weiss type
That was fine on a team with Canseco and McGwire and Dave Parker and Carney and Steinbach. I’m not sure that would be okay with the lineup the A’s have now. But he’s hitting better than that now — could he possibly keep it going next year?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
That thorw was pretty much the opposite of that quote from REggie in 67M's fp post today
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
runz?
They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick
Kennedy was about as out as you can be right there
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
blue was right there and called it safe when he was clearly out.
what is the LINE on this game tonight? over/under?
I think the umps' concentration tends to wander in late season games between last-place clubs
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I blame the Governor of West Virginia
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Terrible call. AK was out.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 17, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
he should have showed him his bloody finger
“This is where the cleat when in my hand.”
So with the A's winning ways of late
It’s a bigger form of the tease because they just barely missed playoff contention.
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3-RUN JIMMY JACK FOR ZOOKS
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Love Kurts
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
So does the 2B umpire get an RBI on that one?
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 17, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions
They are on Holliday
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
And.....Orlando is not the spot for their vacation
and they are not looking for that Friday the 13th guy
Remind me
Why is he here?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
wooooo!
Kurt came to the party. He brought runs!
Ball leaves yard
ZOOK is a stud!
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
I'd say
Zooks has pretty much locked up his status as team MVP. Any doubters?
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
Bailey deserves consideration
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Both made strong contributions.
But I’m with Zook, all the way.
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Kurt Shot!

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 17, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
And bathes more often.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
And doesn't fark Courtney Love
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
She has the stinkiest kitty
even when it doesn’t have a nose bleed
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
There's a mental image I don't need
ewwwwwwwwwwww
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Hey now
I’m bitter
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS
They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick
I guess it had to be used at some point
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
lol...
o2b has got skillz!
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
It was respectably sick.
I liked it.
The bitter retort…..not the kitty.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
COUNTER RETORT!
They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick
Love Stinks
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by Hit4TheCycle on Sep 17, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah yeah!
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
and doesn't marry a whore
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL...
Or just fall for one? I’m kind of partial to whores.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Or moves to Seattle
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by Hit4TheCycle on Sep 17, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
But isn't everybody from Seattle, like, totally cool and stuff
Yeah, huhhuhhuh, cool.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Cool like the Supersonics
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by Hit4TheCycle on Sep 17, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Or the Fastbacks
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Grit Ray.
Shit, this ought to be easy for you to answer.
A catcher needs grit above all else.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Jason Kendall Grit
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by Hit4TheCycle on Sep 17, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
He had more than enough Grit
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by Hit4TheCycle on Sep 17, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Best.Blog.Ever on grit
GRIT, I say.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I think a catcher needs
a bigger glove than the rest of the guys.
Grit wins games, man.
What does power do?
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 17, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
Whoops....REPLY FAIL!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 17, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
He is the poor man's Elvis Presley
TCB (lightnin’)
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Rajai's 40 time says
no chance bitches
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
Now I have a mental picture of
Rajai sitting on the bench drinking a 40 while the outfield throws the ball around.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
sippin on an MGD
They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick
I can go with that
Lando Calarisian has to be sitting next to him. Mmmmkay?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Dunno, but I bet Rajai has better hands
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
yes ya'll
and you don’t stop
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Sometimes Rajai slides feet-first, and sometimes he slides head-first. I wonder how he decides.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I bet a lot of baseball "experts" still say that the A's play the moneyball
style of walks and home runs and never even try to steal a base. Of course they think Beane wrote Moneyball as well.
I never thought moneyball was a style of play
but the process of getting the most out of players who have undervalued abilities.
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
You probably read the book
Most of those who talk or write about Moneyball have not.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Now what is the deal here??
It’s a book?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Some people think moneyball means OBP and HR and never running
but you’re right about what it really means
My reading comprehnsion abilities
are Moneyball! ;)
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
I saw on Fangraphs
that he was just talking about the A’s the other day as the station-to-station, no running, wait-for-the-three-run-bomb team. Does that sound like the 2009 A’s to you?
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
Typical
One of the biggest complaints about Joe on FJM was that he doesn’t appear to actually watch baseball.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
He's the Bill Walton of MLB announcers
with none of the saccharine aftertaste.
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
Which, they pointed out, he constantly admitted on ESPN.com
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
He's awesome
theres a street named after him in Oakland and everything.
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
Over/Under Rajai's height
5’9"?
He’s listed at 5’11".
So I was playing Boggle with my family the other day
and I saw the word “CUST.” I knew it wasn’t a real word, but I wrote it down anyway. When I read it off my list, my brother says, “uh, yeah, I found that too.”
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
I actually put down Cust on scrabble once
I was tired and was thinking “cusp.”
Also, a recent birthday party I attended
featured a clay pigeon launcher and several shotguns. And it was my wife’s grandmother’s birthday! She begged but they wouldn’t let her shoot.
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
True statement
ALL ammunition is sold out in this area. Crazy that everyone holds their guns and their religion around here.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey!
F U pal :-)
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Lee Harvey...YOU are a madman
when your friend stole that cow, and wanted to make it with the cow…
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
yeah, that wow's me, I couldn't keep up, too wild. they probably play till after 10 too
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
healthy dinner... salmon, spinich salad.
but the hagen daz mint choc. chip is waiting. and yes that ice cream brand is spelt rong.
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
I just had a effing cramp
in the leg where I hyper extended my knee and pulled the quad muscles. I look like a retard having an epileptic fit.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
thankfully that usually happens
when I’m asleep.
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
My sister works with those who were formally called mentally retarded
Today a guy was eating cigarette butts outside her building and she tried to stop him. He has to wear coveralls so he doesn’t dig for gold and eat it. Made me feel better about myself.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
It's like having your dinner over again
with some acidic spices
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Interesting subject.
I’ve seen people who pack their own feces in wounds, eat it, wear it, make jewelry out of it, and just about anything else you would care to imagine. And yet none of them are classified as mentally retarded as far as I know. Which means that mental retardation is not synonymous with being an idiot.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Noted
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I apologize
I’m a little angry and should never have let it get to the game thread.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
We get by with a little help from our (AN) friends
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay. You convinced me.
I’m happy now.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
With some Footsteps in the Dark
I’d say It Was A Good Day
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Yeah, that wasn't a real good pitch, Clay
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Time for Clay to go.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
if he can get one more out here then he would be in line for the W
looks like Kilby for the 6th if all goes well with 2 outs….
I think Ray may be on to our drinking game
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
I think every time Fosse says "Dibs"
he gets a free case of Dibs.
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
I have a similar deal
with the Drumsticks people.
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
That would be sweet.
Literally. I’m really struggling these days with the fact that I gave up sugar.
But not beer and smokes, naturally.
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
LOL
They’re bragging about their multi-million dollar TV setup, and the color just went out.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
likely due to the DIB that they dumped
oh, but they said the truck is cold so that the DIB would not melt. Amazing technology in that truck….
melts in your mouth
Not in your multi-million dollar truck.
Hey there!
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi, OakA’sHoney.
Did you buy it?
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 17, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
what's wrong with junk food?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Sep 17, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
uh nothing, but our bodies are temples....
hey if i had rated-r’s amazing metabolism that let’s him eat pizza every day i would
I’m going to eat pizza with my friends tomorrow.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 17, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
i think of my body more like a disposal
stuff goes in and never comes out again
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Sep 17, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
They’re okay, I guess. School is sometimes overwhelming, especially when it comes to colleges.
Yeah, I’m ready. It’ll be our toughest test yet.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 17, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but Minnesota won’t make it easy.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 17, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Last college game I saw in person
KU beating the shit out of Minny in Tempe. You can do it!
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, the thoughts in my head....
They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick
Not exactly.
They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick
getting closer.
They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick
HI OAH!!!
I’ve been lonely. I think everybody is at the game.
They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick
Hello ladies and germs
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
synergy FTW
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Sep 17, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Kitty!
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Belinda Carlisle was the original drummer for the Germs
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
chubby cute
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
this i can agree with
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Sep 17, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Even if it means me taking a chubby, I'll suck it up
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
You can go hoggin' once in a while
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I would, but I prematurely shot my wad in what was supposed to be a dry run
And now I’ve got this mess on my hands
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
Q: "Why do you talk about candy and food so much?"
A: “Did you see how this team played during the first half of the season?”
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 17, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
Exactly
Because you’re in last place, Ryan! Next?
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
by Englishmajor on Sep 17, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it's cheesy
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the A's need new tarps for the retired numbers
Reggie’s 9 is looking a little forlorn.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
mortensen on a pitch count?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Mortensen struggles by the end of the 5th
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by Hit4TheCycle on Sep 17, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Has your arm fallen off?
No…okay…keep pitching
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
nolan ryan style
i like it
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Sep 17, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Get OFF my plane!
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Naw
You’re just a pussy
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I have Ms. Pacman
Intermission music
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
I’m a self-proclaimed pussy
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll have one in my house soon
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
about $500 if my deal goes through
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
$1000 on ebay but I have a local guy
who thinks he has one available
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
but it will have cheap plug ins for other games
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 17, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
it's okay
i have Knight Rider
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Sep 17, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
it's my own cut
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Sep 17, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
not to mention the DVD collection
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Sep 17, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
hey - don't hassle the hoff
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Sep 17, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course it does...
A few of my ringtones:
Legend of Zelda
Big ‘C’
Fight for California
Green Hornet
Gummi Bears
Fraggle Rock
Superman (50’s version)
and last but not least… Celebration!
Did Fosse just say
“flags blowing straight down” ?
I love that man.
I'd be happy if that at bat by Cliff becomes the Norm!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 17, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Who is a guy who has never been in my kitchen?
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
Cliff Triple!

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 17, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
Wow that's sad about the SB stat
Anytime Jose has a 20 year old record — can never be good
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
most SBs by someone on the A's not named henderson
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Sep 17, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
SHINY NEW AWESOME THREAD OF DOPENESS
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?






























