Quickie DLD 9/14/09 Weird Body Art
by micdog2001 on Sep 14, 2009 12:18 PM PDT
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I wanted a new DLD just so I could post a link to the world's first eyeball tattoo. Yikes, looks painful and STUPID!
I'm not sure which is worse, the eyeball tatto or an eyeball piercing!
The video in the link is not for the faint of heart.
Let's see if I can find anything a little less painful . . .
OK, less painful but almost as stupid. Butt Jewelry! and other strange places for piercings.
Enough of that, this came out Friday but I didn't read or post it (LB's DLD was doing just fine without it anyways).
In keeping with the movie theme, here is a webcomic from xkcd.com.
via imgs.xkcd.com
Before I get back to work I have a confession to make . . . I got some of these links from twitter.com. I know, I'm sorry. Dump away AN.
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Um, I kinda like the butt jewelry.
Is that so wrong?!
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 14, 2009 12:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I want jewelry on my butt, of a butt with butt-shaped jewelry on it
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
by doctorK on Sep 14, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I kind of liked it too
but only because of the butt it was attached too. I can imagine some of the butts that have one of those and it is distrubing to think of.
You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}
by micdog2001 on Sep 14, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just don't forget to take it off before trying to go through Airport security.
Can you say Cavity Search?
CuttheMullet, from "The Thread":
"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think "would an idiot do that?" and if they would, I do not do that thing."
by DMOAS on Sep 14, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Christ, what an asshole
A B -3X = Swedish girls like chocolate @('.')@
by monkeyball on Sep 15, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
{flings poo}
They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick
by mikev on Sep 15, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TWSS
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 15, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
107-year-old woman seeking 23rd husband
(link)
When Wook Kundor married four years ago to a man 70 years her junior their wedding photos made regional media.
But now she fears her husband will not return home after completing treatment for drug addiction in Kuala Lumpur.
by JLaff on Sep 14, 2009 12:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Now THAT is distrubing
You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}
by micdog2001 on Sep 14, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd have to be high to hit that.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 14, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm reminded of the words of Benjamin Franklin
with regard to the eight reasons to prefer old Women to young ones including:
every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
by Englishmajor on Sep 14, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or, per Saffire, the Uppity Blueswomen:
An old woman don’t yell
An old woman don’t tell
An old woman don’t swell
And she’s grateful as hell…
The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus
by The Dogfather on Sep 15, 2009 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Um, the eyeball tattoo? Ewww......
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on Sep 14, 2009 12:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think the eyeball tattoo is the worst
because I doubt it can be reversed. At least you can take a piercing out.
You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}
by micdog2001 on Sep 14, 2009 12:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And imagine how bad it'll look
when that person gets old and their eyeballs are all flabby and wrinkly. Ew!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
by Nick on Sep 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
People that get piercings in strange places
I just don’t get them.
They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick
by mikev on Sep 14, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Are any of these piercings
designed not to accidentally latch onto each other when various types of metallic ornamentation are brought into close proximity with each other?
Just seems like something you’d want to think about before anything goes wrong.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
by Nick on Sep 14, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ANYWHERE you get a piercing is a strange place -- tattoo parlors, jails . . .
by Ray of Lite on Sep 14, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmm...
I got my piercings in a nice, sterile, clean piercing parlor. Same with my tats. The artists were clean, hygienic, and professional.
Yes, they hurt, but pain is not a bad thing.
Seriously… go put some clothespins on your nipples… right now…
In five minutes you’ll be glad you did!
"Flea Markets aren't just for blind dates anymore!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Sep 15, 2009 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This was exceedingly bad advice.
I was not pleased at all.
I much prefer Franklin’s world view.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
by alox on Sep 15, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
umm...
Benjamin Franklin would have liked clothespins on his nipples.
It’s well known that he visited “spanking parlors” in England, where the 1700’s equivalent of dominatrixes would spank rich and well-heeled men for funsies.
But what the hey, if you’re not into the kinky stuff, just go run five miles. That works too.
"Flea Markets aren't just for blind dates anymore!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Sep 15, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm quite well aware....
that good old founding father Ben was quite the freak. It makes perfect sense that such a progressive leader would be ahead of his time in his personal pursuits too. There’s a reason his picture is on the 100 dollar bill ya know. Think about it. He was never POTUS and the “C” note is the highest denomination in circulation.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
by alox on Sep 16, 2009 4:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That made me laugh :-)
You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}
by micdog2001 on Sep 15, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Tomko keeps this up;
Will he be pitching in Oakland next season?
"What a joke." ~ Booby Crosby
by MMunoz33 on Sep 14, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
pick one of each "no" and "yes"
to the questions “will tomko keep this up” and "will he be pitching in oakland next year
You must use both words once.
Depending on your answers, you will have your answer.
by Future Ed on Sep 14, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
good stuff!!!!
"What a joke." ~ Booby Crosby
by MMunoz33 on Sep 15, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm about ready for the season to be over
I tuned out long ago.
"You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy."
-Charles Manson
by kaweahkaweah on Sep 14, 2009 1:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not to be a ball-buster or anything...
But that eyeball tattoo article was published in February, 2008. Either way…gross.
by danmerqury on Sep 14, 2009 2:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh
I saw it on Weird Al’s Twitter page within the last couple days. I wonder if there are anymore out there? On to yahoo search!
You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}
by micdog2001 on Sep 14, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
more pics of eyeball tattos
most are last year but there is a couple from August 2009.
according to this it has been around for a while.
You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}
by micdog2001 on Sep 14, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OKAY, BEECHES, LISTEN UP.
FOR YEAR-END PARTY, WE NEED 25 TO SIGN UP TO GET THE DISCOUNT PACKAGE. SO FAR, 18 HAVE PAID. NOW, I’M NOT A MATH GUY, BUT…
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And please remember, keep your fingers away from Don’s mouth.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 14, 2009 3:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that's per 67's request, right?
‘cause if he wants fingers in his mouth, and YOU are the one responsible for denying the man fingers, I’d have to fear for your safety.
"Flea Markets aren't just for blind dates anymore!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Sep 15, 2009 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eh, I'm in for 2 of them.
Just haven’t paid yet.
They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick
by mikev on Sep 15, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
pay her.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 15, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hope to dye, stick a needle in my eye
so i got hit in the eye with a softball earlier this summer and i learned two things from that. 1) a softball… it ain’t that soft. 2) eye anesthetic works instantly and completely.
when the ball hit my eyeball, it caused bleeding inside, which not only made the world look a whole lot like i was peering through a brown paper bag, it also created severe problems for my eyeball juice flow. the juice was coming in, but the out-filters (please excuse my medical jargon) were blocked with clotted blood, so it couldn’t leave. and the out-flow pumps don’t communicate with the inflow, which causes the eye juice to accumulate and build pressure in the eyeball when there is too much coming in. the pain from that is incredible, debilitating and nauseating—surely migraines are related to eyeball nerve pressure.
the doc tried medicine to thin the clots and release the pressure, but after 8 hours of me sitting in a darkened corner of kaiser ophthalmology moaning in pain, the doc had to go home to dinner so he decided to go for the quick pressure release: stick a syringe in my eye and draw a couple MLs out. actually, he did it a couple times that day and once more the next day. yeah, i’m a real pro at needles in the eye now. and one thing i can share is, the anesthetic will make it hurt not at all. but because the needle goes in your eye, there’s no way to close it, and that’s the real hard part. all you see is this giant needle coming at you like it’s a huge, scary prop in friday the 13th part III (in 3D).
don't care if i ever get back.
by AV on Sep 15, 2009 12:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
what a nightmare
You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}
by micdog2001 on Sep 15, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eek.
I had my elbow drained once. That was pretty disgusting, too, since I had to bring a vile that was like half blood, half bursitis juice across the hospital to get tested (apparently at Kaiser they don’t send stuff out, they just make you carry it for them)
Tha’ts not nearly as bad as HAVING A DAMN NEEDLE SHOVED INTO YOUR EYE.
They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick
by mikev on Sep 15, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the pain from the high juice pressure was so horrible that, if i had to do it again, i’d ask for the needle at the beginning.
and, yeah! don’t they have paper bags or something? i had to carry my pee from one floor to another in the SF kaiser once. “hi, going up? oh good. could you press 4 for me? thanks. i don’t want to drop my, um… lemon/lime gatorade?”
don't care if i ever get back.
by AV on Sep 15, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Screw paper bags.
Don’t they have, like PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE THAT TRANSPORT THINGS?
“Hi, sir, we just drained a half gallon of chunky fluid from your elbow using a needle roughly the diameter of a garden hose. I know you can’t feel the left side of your body, can you please use your right hand to carry this down to the lab for testing? Thanks!”
Seriously.
They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick
by mikev on Sep 15, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm willing to try, but...
don’t you get paper cuts?
kaiser… it’s definitely an assembly line in parts. those poor nurses who sit at their cubicle window all day long to with no other task than taking a test tube of blood out of people, one after the other?! poor souls.
don't care if i ever get back.
by AV on Sep 15, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
oops. this goes with mikev’s just above.
don't care if i ever get back.
by AV on Sep 15, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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