Open Thread IV: Game 132 - A's vs. KC Royals
Reports of another Kennedy burial may be premature.
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Welcome to the 9th inning awesome classic thread!!!

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
well played tonight en
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
he's a tall drink of water
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
um

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
He's got ice water running through those little girl arms.
Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22
That's 'cause the foul pole was in the way
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
Or he was standing sideways
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
GIDP
I can haz walkoff plz?
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I vote yes
but you have to ask the ladys
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
There's another obnoxious-assed commercial
Someone oughta whack cueball over the head with a Miller High Life.
I am not even sure.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I want what you want.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh really???
So when you can leave the house its a date
by hisgoodluckcharm on Sep 1, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, I’ll get back to you on that. I’ll e-mail you.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
It sounds good to me!
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
(this is the part where you hug her)
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
I guess it’s too late now.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
can u stop tellin him how to spit game...
hes doing fine
by hisgoodluckcharm on Sep 1, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
no it's fun.
Go away.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
I'm telling 67M on you
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Hey, don’t tell her to go away.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I'm too white to spit game
I thought she met me?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
I thought you left?
You should realize I’m too white to spit game.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Where did she rate on the Mike-o-metre?
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
didn't check.
off limits.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
bfs?
Plural?
Excuse me?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Yeah right.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
And it's not even my b'day.
But it’s almost yours. {Stalker reflexes}
I'm here to talk about the past.
May they continue throughout the month!
Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22
well played
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah.
Cmon, that’s 67M’s niece. I’m not THAT much of an asshole
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Every man checks out every girl.
You’d be an muppet if you did anything about it though.
Of course I was just trying to get 67M to go on a murderous rampage – is that too much to ask?
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
More Crowbar?
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Where's the machete you said you
purchased.
And what about the garrotte you have?
I do not recall.
I said hi and scampered off.
Seemed young. Had a piercing in the middle of her ear I think?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Not at all
only had 5 beers and a shot.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
OMG
you weren’t supposed to read this
by hisgoodluckcharm on Sep 1, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
dude you no longer need to be your alter ego Captian Oblivious, take off the cape :-P
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
You need to type more like Yoda.
You’ve taken on a mentoring role in these game threads.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
hahaha well played
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
You've just shattered Rated R's fragile ego.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
I am in tears.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
this is what mikev was talking about
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Aw, thanks.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Night.
:: Hug. ::
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
holler
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
massage?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
cmere baby
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Sure. Scroll down.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
that popcorn's going to be an impediment to you defending yourself
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Threesome?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Hi
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Hah! Four pitches, and inning over
with two hits!
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Sep 1, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
Jeremy Belvins F(#'$s with DeJesus
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
DeJesus is hot right now. He came in hitting .370 over his past 13 games.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. No matter what time of day it is
we manage to e-mail each other from work.
Look just because he hogs the blankets doesn’t mean I don’t like him.
I'm here to talk about the past.
Look after him a little,
wouldja?
Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22
That's life.
He just wants to know you’re okay.
Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22
Sometimes he doesn't believe me.
Maybe because sometimes I am lying.
I'm here to talk about the past.
Let's go AK......get on base, now
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 1, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
There we go!!!!
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 1, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
Please have AK steal
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Holy shit, Nomar is still with the team!?
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
0-14 last 14 pinch AB
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Sep 1, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
It should be Powell.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Why would the A's be logical? Herasy!
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
worse than that!!
HERESY!
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Sep 1, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
why would the A's expect me to spell correctly?
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice
Let’s make them pay!
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
Just in time for the tease
but hoping for more!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
C'mon Zook
you’ve been up with three on, bout four games outta six. C’mon, do something!!
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Sep 1, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
Jeebus
another FAIL!!! Zook…
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Sep 1, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
alley hit wins this game
come on Cust!!!
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
I vote YES!!
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 1, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
nuts
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Son of a bitch
Zooks how could you
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
It’s been going down since the break.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
because the A's over work him
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
They sure do.
Needs more days off. No matter how pissed off he gets.
We know what happens when Suzuki gets mad.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
nomah
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Sep 1, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
my thoughts exactly
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Sep 1, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Hit a double Cust!!!!!!
or a walk, or a single, or…….
Oh.
Whoops.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
2 RBIs
You know you want ’em Jack!!
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 1, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
game thread question
why do we create multiple threads?
It often pushes other threads down prematurely. Grover’s post is nearly off of the front page now.
because threads slow down the more comments there are...
and yes its a shame that posts like grovers die too fast.
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
And that is not surprising
If it’s close……………………..
Never mind
Swing fucker
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Swing the fucking bat.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
SWING THE FARKING BAT JACK
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Whhhhhhhy???
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 1, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions
haha!!
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 1, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
unfurls "Swing Dammit" banner from sec 241 above batter's eye
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
Oh-for-end-of-career...
what a way to go
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Sep 1, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck
I don’t know if Jack is taking Daric lessons or vise versa but they need to knock this shit off
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
by adragon on Sep 1, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Best way to fix that is have better players come up next year
and the situation will take care of itself.
Tomorrow is another day
Go A’s.
shite
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Who's frickin idea was it to let him bat???
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 1, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
e pat wouldn't have been much better
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Sep 1, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
These losses are really frustrating...
Why not somebody who has hit in the last 3 months or will be on the team next year?
In play, tease(s)? by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 15, 2009 3:27 PM PDT
Oh God, please don't tell me there's people on the roster
who will be on the team next year.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
at a ball.
watched the ball in the middle of the plate
Boo.
Now time to watch “Shaq vs. Pujols”
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
garbage AB's, terrible
passive mofo’s cant even make contact
baffling take by Cust
not sure what he was thinking there
He wasn't thinking
That was the problem.
I can see him doing that early in the game but this is the 9th and that pitch should have been driven not ridden into the catchers glove.
And to top it off, he starts to throw the bat away like he's taken ball four
Is there a pin-sized hole in the middle of the strike zone I didn’t know about?
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Sigh.
I’ll miss tomorrow’s thread since it’s a day game.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
Me - too......later this week.
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 1, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
At least your night wasn't all bad RRS!
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Sep 1, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha.
True.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice.
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 1, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
i like your style, brian
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Sep 1, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
you called
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
You have to give the A's credit for perseverance
The Royals tried desperately to lose and the A’s just wouldn’t let them.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
succinct and true
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Sep 1, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't see the game, but are you suggesting that the A's patience to get runners on base (8 via walk)
..is somehow the Royals trying to give it up?
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
Had you seen the game, you'd know what I was talking about
It was far more the Royals’ pitchers than the A’s hitters.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Fair enough
Though I wonder, if the Royals were so wild, why is everybody pissed that the A’s weren’t swinging? Shouldn’t the A’s have done exactly what they did?
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
too close to take in those situations
besides, Soria is actually a decent closer and you can’t expect wildness consistently from him.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Sep 1, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Sammy Sarcasm replies: I think the general idea is to take the balls but swing at the strikes,
and to put the ball in play when an out can score a run. The fact that the Royals weren’t throwing strikes at one point doesn’t really excuse Cust giving himself the “take sign” on a crucial 3-2 pitch down the middle at another.
It’s not that the A’s should have scored a fourth run in every chance they got — but they should have scored in one of them.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
what a waste
8BB & 1 scored?
Why is Nomar still on this team?
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
Professionalism?
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
intangibles
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Sep 1, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
and let them ride the bench in meaningless contests
they could gain some experience, at least, with a little playing time.
They could pinch hit Landon Powell, who's a good young hitter
with a propensity for driving in runs, who might be part of their future.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
let me help you out here
with a propensity for driving in runs, randomly coming to bat in situations that allow for him to get a meaningless statistic, RBIs.
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
formatting FAIL
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
powell would be an excellent choice,
therefore, geren has not thought of it
Thanks, DFA, that was really helpful.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
YW! Right move ... but you should have staid with good young hitter
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
It's like the reverse-home-mortgage
Because Nomar likes to play, he’s now paying the Oakland Athletics, so’s he can play!!
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Sep 1, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
sad??!!
more like abysmal
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Sep 1, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
A HORROR FILLED FRIGHT FEST OF ABYSMAL LIKE DISMAY
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 1, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
No one can hear you scream in space-
Or on the internet.
In play, tease(s)? by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 15, 2009 3:27 PM PDT
In space, no one can hear you scream.
Okay, now I won’t be sleeping.
Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22
Ok that's it for me
night all
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
hairston
He has injuries and has proven to decline the AL…what a shock!
i'd be surprised if he's in the lineup tomorrow
it looked like the quad was bothering him when he left the game
Enough game thread negativity for me
Have a good evening, fellas!
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
i hope tommy burger returns soon
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Sep 1, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Pam also hopes Everidge is back.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Shoot Babbit just called jay marshall shawn marshall.....LOL
They are kinda ripping Geren in the post game show about his bullpen use in the sixth and for not bunting in the 9th…
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
I didn't mind the no bunt
I was surprised with Rajai, but I certainly would not have bunted with Suzuki. The whole point is to get your best hitters up to hit, not to take the bat of your best hitters’ hands so you can hope for Jack Cust not to strike out.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Its not like he struck out looking at a pitch right down the middle!
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by wacchampions on Sep 1, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Bunting is a bad idea
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
If it had been Pennington up with two on and nobody out,
I’d bunt every time. Depends on who the hitter is and who’s up after.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Oh yeah I totally agree, I wasn't sommenting on the play..I was just surprised to hear them talking someone negative about Geren!
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Sep 1, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay could my post have been any more incompetent....Let me try again..
I agree that the bunt is 100% based on the situatiuon and who is at bat. I wasnt commenting on whether they were right or wrong, I was just saying that it was unusual to hear them ripping Geren on the post game show…
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by wacchampions on Sep 1, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Personally, I don't think Geren managed poorly at all
I like that he let Sweeney hit in a “bunting situation,” same with Suzuki, and he put in bad relievers because the team was behind and guys like Wuertz and Breslow are way overused. Heck, he only let Marshall face two lefties, so he even used Marshall relatively well.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
why then you just walk the next guy
Commandment #1 of Sabermetrics Thou Shall Not Bunt
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn't Commandment #2 that IBBs are always dumb by the pitching team?
Haven’t your two worlds just collided?
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
well they aren't if you are visiting in the 9th and they only need 1 run to win
but other than that yes.
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
So if it's 4-3, 2nd/3rd one out
and you’re visiting in the 9th, what do you do?
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Ask tom tango for the expected value outcomes?
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I know hindsight is 20/20
As an example had Everidge still been with the club I would PH for Cust even though it would have been righty on right.
At least when Everidge was here he did a good job in the 9th inning and certainly would not have looked stupid taking one down the middle. Now I am not saying Everidge is a better player because he had mixed results while he was up here but he may well have been a better option in that situation. Just using him as an example.
As it turned out, the ballboy would have been a better option in that situation.
Actually, wasn't it Everidge's last AB where he took three pitches,
all for strikes, the last one down the middle, in the 9th inning?
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Yeah
But he learned by it.
Not repeat it like Cust does. I think Cust has done this in the 9th with runners on quite a few times this season.
I would hope he learned by it
is what I meant to type
lol this is seriously ridic on so many levels of illogic
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Get your facts and logic the hell out of here.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
They should certainly be ripping on Marshall
He does not have the necessaries to succeed in the major leagues. Unless you pitch him against like 1 LHB in a game otherwise he becomes a huge liability when pitching to even 1 RHB. Trouble is he throws at like 34 miles an hour and locates the pitch right down the middle to the RHB who sees it coming about 11 seconds before it gets to the plate
Whereas lefties are so confounded and overmatched that they can only single
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Hes a LOOGY Lefty ONE Out Guy
that means 1LHB
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
this was painfully evident Sunday
He couldn’t even get out of the 8th so we could put ourselves out of our misery.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Sep 1, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, I am going to bed.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions
Good night...CYA later!
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by wacchampions on Sep 1, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
simmons
he was injured for a couple weeks and thought to be out for the yr, but he was activated today…terrible start, but looks to be healthy at least
yay for rushed posts from work
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Sep 1, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I’m not employed, I pay myself cheese.
Though equally stressful
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 1, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
So if you're lactose intolerant, do you get workman's comp?
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
You mean stringy.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Night darlings!
Congrats, en! Very fun thread!
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