Open Thread III: Game 132 - A's vs. KC Royals
by emperor nobody on Sep 1, 2009 8:55 PM PDT
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welcome to the new thread everyone!!
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
You're doing a great job, en!
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
thank you
=)
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
by emperor nobody on Sep 1, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
no, I've got them.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 1, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Just so long as they aren't mine.
Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22
you also forgot your underwear
(averts eyes)
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
No, I ate those.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 1, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
semper ubi sububi
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
no, I won't eat sushi in your Subaru,
stop asking.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 1, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
with no pants?
sounds like fun
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
1. Sububi
2. ???
3. Lucrum!
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
ACK! THERE THEY ARE!
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 1, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
homunculi sububilii!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
That new BART ad on the radio
is more fun if you imagine that “BART” is a euphemism for sex.
The one who says “I always BART with my boyfriend” makes it pretty obvious.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
she likes BARTing from behind.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 1, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Ewww, there's a Colon on the mound
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
For a second I thought that was one of Jennifer and Sharon's white-text comments
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
We’re going to win.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
Isn't Zigfan supposed to be doing that?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
hi
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
That wouldn’t be a bad start for me, actually, if I was talking to a girl.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
if you have problems with hi you need to grow a pair
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I asked Lexi to the school dance, didn’t I?
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
You asked one girl to one dance?
::: golf clap :::
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I should never have gotten involved in this.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Youre taking this the wrong way
No girl will ever go out with you if you are scared of saying hi to her. You got to project confidence and know that there are other girls that you will ask out. Many of them will say no, and who cares? Many will say yes, and theyre the good ones anyway.
You have to know these things.
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, I know. I know I have to make a move here and there if I expect something.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
There are 3.5 billion women on this planet and only one of you
if there is only one person for you, you better learn how to ask the other 3.49999999999 billion other girls on the planet out to weed through them.
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
When U get Married, dont be like this couple
Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar – the energetic parents of 18 children on the TLC show "18 Kids and Counting" — announced they are expecting baby number 19, People Magazine reported.
"We are so thrilled," Michelle Duggar, 42, told the magazine. "We just couldn’t believe it is happening."
How about chopping it off Jim Bob?
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,545163,00.html??test=faces
Vagina != clown car
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Isn't that rediculous
19 kids and counting?
Rated-R….. You better get started!!!!
If they're paying for them themselves I
don’t care. If they’re asking for govt handouts then things get serious.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
In fact, they are quite self-sufficient
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Only if you take me to a really nice dinner
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
good! i like attentive
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
It's just another way of saying "I love you"
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
tomato/tomato
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
You should charge for this advice.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
Ive been looking for ways to monetize my time on AN
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
sad bacon-eating panda
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 1, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
sleepy
And I have no idea who is winning this game or what inning it is or who you people are.
I'm here to talk about the past.
are you sick, too?
I’m delusional.
I mean, more than normal.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 1, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
We're down 4-1.
I think it’s about the 8th, but not sure about that.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Hey, I was close.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
thanks iglew
though i kinda wish you would have lied about the score.
I'm here to talk about the past.
Throw more balls.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
Wait, YOU'RE the one who makes that happen?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
that's what the clown said.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 1, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I miss Hugh Lawrie
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
should've took better care of him.
He wouldn’t have died.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 1, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
now you have to bury him in the back yard or flush him down the toilet
Mommy said so
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
... porn
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
You watch porn?
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Any man who tells you he doesn't watch porn
is either a liar or a woman.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
or both!
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Only in Thailand
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
The most beautiful girl on the planet is from thailand
She is one of my best friends on this earth. If you ever want to see divine beauty, you should watch her dance.
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
dwarf tossing?
banned in 43 states
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
I think that's an open invite for all of AN to go down to
wherever she’s dancing. That’d be awesomely creepy.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
shes in spain right now but bobnothing is coming out dancing on thursday
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
No actaully she lives in San Lorenzo
by hisgoodluckcharm on Sep 1, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think you understand how epicly gorgeous this girl is
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I see her everyday.......
In the mirror
by hisgoodluckcharm on Sep 1, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
67M will kill me.
You’re gonna break somebody’s heart some day, kiddo.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
That's not what I meant.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Unless I'm mistaken, so will the Govt.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
Woah, easy tiger.
Don’t get all feisty…
yet.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
naw arsie and the pipettes have spots one through 4 taken.
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
was shaking my head that he asked zigfan
when clearly she does. wait, how do I know that?
never mind. can anyone read this?
I'm here to talk about the past.
Well I am your niece
So of course I have
by hisgoodluckcharm on Sep 1, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
That's wrong on about 16 different levels.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
+ trauma
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry
You knew I was sleeping over. You shouldn’t have left it where I could find it, I mean come on Nino….I didn’t even have to look for it.
by hisgoodluckcharm on Sep 1, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
That sense of humour runs in the family I see.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
I'm not sure I'd survive the experience.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
her dad is worse than me
well maybe not anymore. 10 years of marriage killed that.
I'm here to talk about the past.
He has 5 daughters Nino
I’m pretty sure he has you beat
by hisgoodluckcharm on Sep 1, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I told him how to have a son.
But thinking about him doing it makes my eyes water.
I'm here to talk about the past.
It was in the VCR!!!!!!! ahhhhh
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Yours
or… YOURS
Because, dude
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
The guy in the background looks suspisciously naked.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
Want me to ask?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Best part of that sentence .... "yet"
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait
your porn.. or your porn?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
from the dude that gave her porn from three threads ago
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
You totally missed it.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
No i got it
i was just referencing her meaning
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not interested in THAT porn
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
that's a lot of balls for two guys
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
Anyone know what Pennington's batting music is?
I miss DFA’s Last of the Mohicans tune.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
I gotta go to bed, peeps.
I’m sickie and canna miss the work.
Kisses all round.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
feel better Leo
[[reads Ulysses excerpt as bedtime story]]
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
by emperor nobody on Sep 1, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Night Bloom
feel better bud
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
What's with all the Bloom love?
You guys act like he’s a real person.
I'm here to talk about the past.
and not nico's sock pupet?
shhh we told nico we would keep that quiet
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
Time for John FAIL
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Bale vs Kennedy
Now there’s a duel. Who can more epically fail?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Otis Nixon
Curt Gowdy seemed to love talkin about him….“And from Cherookee North Carolina, ol Otis Nixon”
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
MOAR LAWN DART!!!!!
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
My MLB audio just died
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
did you perform cpr?
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Trying the back door now.
It’s not working either.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
TWSS
Trying the back door now.
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
For a fee, I'm happy to be your back-door man
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
TWSS
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Late!
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Kennedy brought in a run.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
The ball hit AK's bat
wow
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
AK yes
The Royals are bringing in Christian Bale?
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
Does Kennedy have the ugliest swing in the majors?
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
Bones' swing is sexy, he just can't hit the outside slider.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
This is quite possibly the greatest GIF ever created.
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn't I warn you about that?
I can’t kick xbox’s ass, but I can kick yours.
Don’t post an animated image without a subject line. It fucks with my browser.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I am sorry.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
ROFLMAOPMGOPMAFALADFOOW
which, for those keeping score at home, is rolling on floor laughing puking my guts out peeing myselfand flopping around like a dead fish out of water
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
by emperor nobody on Sep 1, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
oops, left out "my ass off"
rolling on floor laughing my ass off, can’t forget the ass.
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
by emperor nobody on Sep 1, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
if youve peed yourself wouldn't it be like a dead fish in water?
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
He's had quite a few- just stinky the last month really.
In play, tease(s)? by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 15, 2009 3:27 PM PDT
He is still hitting .350+ with RISP
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
I'll tease you
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
He's been missing for some time.
I found him wandering aimlessly somewhere near Stockton.
I'm here to talk about the past.
Gulp.
Uh, oh.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
For my sake, yeah, it’s a good thing.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi, OakA’sHoney.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m fine, I guess.
How are you?
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, it’s getting better. It’s more tough emotionally than anything.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
hi
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Hey OAH
hows your night going?
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
nice I had a hell day at work and then came home
I like your story/day better
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
That's OK
This thread is helping/the game not so much
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
I'M BACK!!!!!!
Had to go get my sister from church.
by hisgoodluckcharm on Sep 1, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions
You know
She’s getting better, well at least thats what my dad says.
by hisgoodluckcharm on Sep 1, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't tell family secrets
besides AA is supposed to be anonymous
(AN Anonymous)
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
Woo, you’re back.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, I’m not doing anything wrong.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
:: Hands up. ::
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes I am
Did you miss me while I was gone?
by hisgoodluckcharm on Sep 1, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes.
Did you miss me?
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
THATS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Sigh.
That’s when he acts coy and suggests that the two of you hang out so you don’t miss each other so much.
GOSH.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
He really should ask
I just might say yes
by hisgoodluckcharm on Sep 1, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not sure he's allowed out past dark.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
It would be basically impossible for us to hang out.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Wrong Answer!
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s the truth, though.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
How are we going to meet up anywhere?
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Usually they don't need parental permission.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
I kind of can’t leave the city.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Escape from Sac-town.
It is Sac-town, right?
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
I live in Modesto.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh shit that sucks
i have an amazing friend and his slightly less but still awesome twin brother who live there… they got out… you should too.
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Why????
Are your parents that strict?
by hisgoodluckcharm on Sep 1, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
He's basically an indentured servant
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
LOL
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
dude you really need to get creative
public transportation or a bike.
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I can drive, but I’m not allowed to just leave the city or whatever.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
well you should let me come kidnapp you then
by hisgoodluckcharm on Sep 1, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Kidnap me.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m watching college football on Saturday and doing nothing on Sunday.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Well then I'm gonna come hang out with you
by hisgoodluckcharm on Sep 1, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think your uncle will approve.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm an adult...
Oh wait that sounds really bad stating the fact that your not
by hisgoodluckcharm on Sep 1, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
It's ok I've always wanted a guy a lil younger
by hisgoodluckcharm on Sep 1, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s good for me.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t really have a preference between older girls and younger girls.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Shit
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
FTW
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
As long as they don't post the
details of said meetup on AN. In which case you’d be waiting there with a crowbar no doubt…
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
Don't tease the guy.
That’ll be way up there on his fantasy list.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
This is space that should be occupied by RRS asking you to hang otu
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
And you were so feisty a moment ago.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
I'm a girl....I have a soft side too
by hisgoodluckcharm on Sep 1, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
You should be careful when you say such things.
somebody (NOT ME, DON) is going to ask something naughty about that soft side.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Oh this thread is way out of control.
I kinda like it.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
Well, damn, I don’t know what the right answer ever is around here.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
it was the perfect answer...
don’t listen to them
by hisgoodluckcharm on Sep 1, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
no no no no no
He’s not supposed to gush over how mushy and cute it is that you both missed each other.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
At what point does he cut a hole in a box?
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
That's step 1.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
lol
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
very very well played
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
What do you do when you're not in school?
by hisgoodluckcharm on Sep 1, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Post on AN.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
I hang out with my friends, play video games, watch television and sit on the computer.
What do you do?
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Go out with friends, hang out with my wonderful family, and go to games with my Nino of course!!!
by hisgoodluckcharm on Sep 1, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s cool.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
ok so what time are u gonna pick me up?
by hisgoodluckcharm on Sep 1, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
ATTENTION RRS
THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
I guess I’m just not good.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Well the subtext is TOTALLY
different, but yeah…
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
the Minor League Report
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok Seriously, we have used our bullpen no different tonight...now Wuertz is throwing...
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
and they were both cast iron?
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Allow me
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
$4.5m a year to play baseball.
It really must be a fantastic world to live in.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
shite
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
MLB audio is still down.
And now that damn animated image is slowing down my browser, too.
So I think I’m calling it a night. Bye all.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
OK...so I just got here and by reading this thread
I have NO CLUE what’s up with this game!!! LOL
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 1, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
wow that call of win #18
sure got my 2002 memory-meter moving.
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
THE GIFT SHOP?!!
C’mon, ‘Brody’ that’s stretching it a little.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
She smells like cabbage!
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Banned from Honalulu buses?
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Anything I can do
to for you?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Aren’t you married?
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I sense a surge in the estrogen level of this thread
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Is this a bad thing???
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 1, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
There's so many ways one could take that comment.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
Not at all
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
This one?
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
More Shots of Food
Kuiper talking how is is tempted to take the food that is for the paying fans / customers. That goes over well YOU TIGHT ASS with a job.
Haha!
Oh! Btw! Got a great cell phone pic of the Z at AN Day.
Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22
I *almost* wanna say he remembered me when I said hi and stuff during the fireworks
but I’m not that pretentious.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
The weirdest thing!
He was talking to bbg, and then our eyes locked. He said hi to me, although we’ve never met.
Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22
I feel less special now.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
yea but you know
the little yellow bus kind
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
Must have been love but it's over now
That one right? Why do I know that??
I'm here to talk about the past.
I’m sorry to disappoint you.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
too easy
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
yup got to let that meatball pass
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
Hey, I'm starting to get the hang of this game.
The blerns are loaded, the count’s three blerns and two anti-blerns and the infield blern rule is in effect, right?
A history filled with three Super Bowl titles and 15 division titles?
Terrible.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
The good outweighs the bad.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah the guys across the bay have 5 so STFU
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, so?
The 49ers have more than the Raiders. The Athletics have more than the Giants. I’m fine with that.
I don’t cross my cities like that.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Are they literally just separated by a bridge?
I’ve yet to go.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
Pretty much.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
NOt THIS weekend.
It’s gonna be icky getting around the bay this weekend!!
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." Red Barber
by BERRYJO on Sep 1, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Some people like Oakland for one sport and San Francisco for another.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
What’s your point?
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t have a problem. If you scroll up, you’ll see that I didn’t start this.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
A's and 49ers all the way.
except football has become pedantic and boring over the years.
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
+ eleventybillion
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
texas with a dollar sign
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
dude the bay area is just one mega city
its like nyc
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
do you disagree?
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think the Bay Area is just one big mega city. I’m pretty sure the media coverage in New York is great for all of the teams and things like that. Oakland definitely plays second fiddle to San Francisco.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
It does
but in reality its far easier to get from sf to oakland than it is to get from LA to LA.
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
2 on no outs
Time for Sweeney to fark it up
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
that was the one play of the game where Hairston can run. he used it at a good time, unless he needs to come around and score… where is patterson?
Who broke?
Gameday says injury delay.
In play, tease(s)? by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 15, 2009 3:27 PM PDT
maybe they can finally dl him so hes not making it worse in meaningless games
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I assume hairston's quad.
Patterson’s pinch running now.
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 1, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate John Gibbons
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
LOL
have you seen the Hammertime stickers Oaklandish made?
In play, tease(s)? by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 15, 2009 3:27 PM PDT
Also available in GERMAN
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Even better
http://www.zazzle.com/halt_hammerzeit_tshirt-235814643357732934
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
One of my all-time favorites
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
That's rad.
Next up, Vanilla Ice stickers?
“collaborate and listen…”
Where's Ted Lilly when you need him?
Fireworks with John Gibbons.
All Games and Comments are Subject to Blackout
Every time Gibbons goes to the mound
they oought to put a big picture of Ted Lilly up there!!
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Sep 1, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL at the Just For Men ad
Yes! Daddy’s getting laid tonight!
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I say let Sweeney hit, risks and all
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
I missed that
it does not have the same feel by any body else
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
C'mon Dale, get it out of the infield
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Isn't he that annoying skating announcer they foist on us every Olympics?
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I have a ticket in 117 for Sun.
In case anyone wants,
Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22
If you have no TV coverage
open “Scoreboard” on MLB.com, and the A’s game is onscreen!
They rotate around, but most games are over….
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Sep 1, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
showed RBI by Ellis and the two strickouts
ugh…lowlights!
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Sep 1, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm feeling a 5-run Jimmy Jack from Dale
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
You suck, Barton
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
That's okay, pennington will surely take over
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 1, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Headline on slegnA Board
Angels fisted in Seattle
LOL
Why do they have a “blame of the game” poll?
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
because they can!!
some people love the idea of “who’s to blame for this???!!!”
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Sep 1, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Because Rev Halofan is the biggest retard on the internet
No offense intended to those of special needs.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Damn
Soria remembered he is an all star closer
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
ninth inning awesome thread is up
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
I continue to be underwhelmed by Barton
I just don’t see him as part of the A’s future with Doolittle, Wallace, Carter getting close. He and Buck = trade bait, IMO. For whatever they’re worth, anyway.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Feel free to give up on him. I'll give him my official endorsement. I still think he's going to hit at the ML level
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
It means a lot to me.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
I don't want to mess
with Patterson.
Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22
Not anymore.
Someone clearly took him to one side last year and said “Staplehead, you need to hit for more power” which resulted in him swinging for the fences despite having warning track power. It’s totally ruined him as a hitter.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
THIS
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Hopefully Barton will get overtaken
by the above mentioned Nico. Not enough power. Too many shitty at bats. I guess they will give him until the end of the season to see if he improves.
If the young guys keep playing well down in AAA they will make the decision easy.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Top of the order in the 9th, one run game. There is hope
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
everyone migrate to the magic 9th inning magic thread!!!
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
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