Open Thread II: Game 132 - A's vs. KC Royals

And, as if he wasn't cool enough, he's not related to Al.
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welcome to the new thread friends!

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
New. Shiny. Exciting. Comforting.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 1, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I replied to your last comment as soon as I could with the link to the new thread!
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Roam if you want to...
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 1, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I love her voice
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 1, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
I love the scratchiness in her voice when she sings one of the verses. Hot!
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 1, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Without anything but the love we fe-el!
Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22
I listened to one of their gh's compilations
they had some really neat music back in the day and I’m not talking about the stuff on the radio. I like Talking Heads that way too.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 1, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
They have some crazy stuff
that is sooo different than the pop stuff you hear on the radio.
Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22
I listened to Yaz today
Ever heard of them?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 1, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh...no.
Unless you’re talking about the birth control thingy.
Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22
Upstairs at Erics is a great album
if you are able to obtain free music. Give it a shot.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 1, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
It's old music
but new to YOU
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 1, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Lynn is the only one here who
gets my Cole Porter and Tin Pan Alley references. I don’t think any music you’re talking about counts as “old”.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
ever heard of Cal Tjader?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 1, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I read something about him just the other day.
Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22
I love his song
Moneypenny Goes For Broke. It’s a nice little piano tune that reminds me of something Miles Davis-ish.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 1, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I just skimmed Wikipedia.
I’m not a big jazz fan.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
okay
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 1, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT'S what it was,
I was skimming ans saw that he was going to be in Monterey.
Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22
and
I’ve never been. Its on the bucket list.
Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22
Me too.
I want to go to Morrocco too for their Jazz Fest
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 1, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I only know a couple of their songs and the one they did with REM
which was a big hit if I remember right.
Kate Pierson also guests on my favorite album and the story of my life Junior Senior's Hey Hey My My Yo Yo
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
That old thread was pretty cool.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
Friend of yours?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
I see.
That the one from AN Day?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
I see.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
She’s my — hey, we have a couple of runners on.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
yea im not his niece here
so u guys dont have to be scared
by hisgoodluckcharm on Sep 1, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m scared.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
hey
I’m sure we could all kick your arse but 67M could obliterate you. J/K
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 1, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
hey hey
calm down…leave the poor guy alone
by hisgoodluckcharm on Sep 1, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
That's a new one.
I had you pegged as a ‘put him in the trunk, drive out to the desert and bury him’ kinda guy.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
then eat some Roscoe's fried chicken & waffles
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 1, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
why
u definitely shouldn’t be…he can’t hurt u ur still a minor
by hisgoodluckcharm on Sep 1, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
of course
i learn it from the best!!!!
by hisgoodluckcharm on Sep 1, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, that’s right!
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I wasn't straggling, I was just catching up.
I fell way behind looking up the ice weasels.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I kinda am
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
OK, Ritalin for everybody
Including our broadcast crew
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Adderal makes me fall asleep
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
WITH BACON???
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Awesome.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
It's like meat candy!
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
I prefer pizza.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too.
Though I’m pretty sure it’s possible to have pizza with bacon on it.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Peperoni + Bacon+ Pineapple
Best pizza ever
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
I can't think of anything I hate more than a woman calling me "huggable"
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
well you are probably okay with half of that- "able"
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 1, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
You're not thinking very hard.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
It's code for "fat"
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
That's not true because you have to wrap
your arms all the way around to make it effective.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 1, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I meant something else.
That’s all that counts!
Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22
I didn't realize that.
Still, there’s plenty worse than being called fat. Like … oh, I don’t know, a woman vomiting on you.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
No comment.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
This is why you're my favorite.
I think.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
give it time.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
saying your nice
its the kiss of death
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
No. Calling you a great friend is.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
or telling you that they need "me" time
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 1, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Friendcest... its fun
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Sometimes its worth it to take a shot at euphoric bliss... despite the high odds of disaster
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Euphoric bliss is nice, but I think the
real payoff is the deep satisfaction and sense of meaning in life.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
42?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
You are my hero
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I find meaning in life at the ballot box.
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Jack in the Box is the best.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Shitty commercials
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
In & Out
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 1, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
That does work here
Quite well actually.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 1, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Supremely over rated
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh dude, we're fighting.
Sorry.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Their fries are terrible
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
We're fighting twice now.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
your penmanship is horrific
and you dress in the manner of a male prostitute.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 1, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Only when im on your street corner
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
cant please everyone
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Burger king is what i grew up with
yes. Adams Rib in Salem Oregon has the best french fries on the planet.
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
and Uncle Rico made the best
video ever.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 1, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
its ok we have to fight zigfan first.
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
No i'm fighting you in her place now.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
I think she might like that.
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Assparatame tastes like ass
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
You know, I've had both,
and I think you’re wrong.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 1, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
good to know
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
naw the one in the richmond always has drunk fucks and fights when i dd my brother and his friends
im classy I go to sparky’s
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
hermano
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 1, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
please lay.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 1, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
that's a great song.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 1, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Whatever colors you have you have,
in your mind…
Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22
When im the designated driver
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
i hhope not from jack
i’ll be calling steph if u did
by hisgoodluckcharm on Sep 1, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Dale FAIL
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I was just going to say the same thing!
They are really getting on my nerves.
by swishergirl510 on Sep 1, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I miss the Braden interviews. I hope Pepe is doing okay while they're on the DL.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
how did I miss
Thome being dealt to the Dodgers? I think they win the ring, him and Manny together gain.
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
together again, even
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
by emperor nobody on Sep 1, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe they're thinking DH if they get to the WS
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I would rather have Kershaw and Billingsly than eitheir of their top two starters
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Carpenter and Wainwright are tearing it up.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
AK FAIL
this is getting sad
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
Adam Mabry.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
i didn't even realize there were 2 on
too much info about the mrs brett tomko pregancy dulled my mind
Seriously
The game has been secondary
Even now, we’re getting an all access tour of the press box while in the background the Royals get the lead off man on base
And now they have 2 on, no outs
I'm a happy seal
by SwisherThresher on Sep 1, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
There's a game?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
I didn't mind the press box tour.
Of course it’s because I want a job in there, but still…
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
Oh no, Marshall in
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
maybe if he shaved his beard, he'd pitch better.
kinda a reverse samson thing
Who the fcuk is this Brody guy and where did he come from?!
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
I think he does Earthquakes games.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
well played
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks for nothing, Jay
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Suzie, stop looking into the camera!
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
banging your head against some mad buggers wall
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 1, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
the Marshall Plan has failed
I think the only answer is to invade North Korea.
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
We'll do it together on the count of three. Ready?
1…2…3!!!!
Ha ha, you invaded North Korea while I faked you out.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
YOU JOKESTER!!!

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
GREEN STREET HOOLIGANS
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
ENGLISH ROUNDERS THUGS!!!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Manic Street Preachers!
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 1, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
The solution is to obviously sign a Clinton.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice of him to clarify our bullpen situation for next year, though
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
that would take a weekend of effort
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 1, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Doing a fine job tonight.
Just wanted to say that.
{clears out my office}
I'm here to talk about the past.
Jay Marshall does have a backup career ready, right?
Ugharoonies.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Starring in the remake of "The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams"

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Damn it Marshall
Your job is to GET HITTERS OUT!
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
It’s now Jeff Gray’s job.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
It's OAK vrs KC?
What don’t you get
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
Gray in
I feel much better
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
GOTTA GO
kids are screaming…dads yelling….
by hisgoodluckcharm on Sep 1, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
sorry
i gave bella some juice…she shut up
dad stopped yelling
by hisgoodluckcharm on Sep 1, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, you’re staying?
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, I was.
Were you going to miss me?
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
With a glass bottle
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
did you give him juice too?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
right?
he is always yelling…but u know why
by hisgoodluckcharm on Sep 1, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
now i have to do dishe
i hate being the oldest
by hisgoodluckcharm on Sep 1, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Does that mean shes going to start hitting dingers?
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Why the fark did Geren pull E-Gon, anyway?
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Hers looks good no matter what the viewing angle.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Cuz the Rivercats have been way better than the A's this year?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Did you ever see a Solon?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
SAC would have a bigger draw for sure
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice play onBart
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Was that as awesome as it sounded on radio?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
not really.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Callaspo owns us.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
Wow.
Damn.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
With all those guys in the bullpen, the best they could do was Marshall and Gray?
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Yeah it kind of reminds me of the days before we had all of the extra help in the bullpen...
Like Yesterday!!
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
Obviously, one of those great minds does not reside inside of Bob Geren's skull
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Once a solon, always a solon.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
ok, geren. you have about 20 people in the BP.
bring in someone who can get some outs.
Egon says to Marshall & Gray You guys suck
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
So you guys decided to have a game without me, huh?
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
keeping the vultures off your back, you ungrateful so and so's.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 1, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
YAY!
Hi GF!
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 1, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
EllBee.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
hi mikey.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 1, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Good evening.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 1, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
are you a ghost?
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 1, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
why?
do you want to make ceramics with him?
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 1, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
very similar to your evaporators in many ways.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 1, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Were you pitching or catching?
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 1, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I told you last night, we switch up.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 1, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Were you a hairy potter?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
well, my wand is magical.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 1, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 1, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
now now.
just because I’m carrying all these automatic weapons doesn’t mean I’m going to use them.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 1, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
sounds like you've got your self allllllll protected.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 1, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
twss
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
In Bloom?
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 1, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
oh well, whatever, nevermind.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 1, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha, the A’s and the Raiders are both playing Seattle at the same time this Thursday night.
There can’t be anything like being on two threads at once, right?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
He’ll be fine and he’ll play on September 14.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
What about the fact your QB is craptastic?
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
JaMarcus Russell is crap? Based on what?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
JaMarcus Russel is going to be fine
He’s only started 15 games. People just love to be down on the Raiders
People?
Haters.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
they even bother poor JaMarcus cause he's down with me.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 1, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Down in Florida working in your sign shop?
That would explain why he’s not developed as a footballer…
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
he stops in sometimes and weeds and tapes.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 1, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Our President is down in your fair city this week
Signs. Signs. Everywhere they’re signs.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 1, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
English problems
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 1, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I was born son of Byfrod brother of Al
Davis
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 1, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
He is blind to that particular knowledge
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 1, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I heard New Orleans scored again this morning.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
New Orleans whores are cheap and easy
whats your point?
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
He has had a good preseason, but you know what happens when someone brings up preseason.
Look at what he did down the stretch last season.
L @ MIA (11-5) — Week 11: 15-for-22 (68%), 156 yards, 0 TD, 0 INT
W @ DEN (8-8) — Week 12: 10-for-11 (91%), 152 yards, 1 TD, 0 INT
L @ SD (8-8) — Week 14: 9-for-13 (69%), 68 yards, 0 TD, 2 INT
L vs. NE (11-5) — Week 15: 17-for-32 (53%), 242 yards, 2 TD, 1 INT
W vs. HOU (8-8) — Week 16: 18-for-25 (72%), 236 yards, 2 TD, 0 INT
W @ TB (9-7) — Week 17: 14-for-21 (67%), 148 yards, 2 TD, 1 INT
Those are winning teams that he faced down the stretch of last season in his first year as a starter.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
No one wants to talk about JaMarcus now.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
cuz the raiders suck and football is pedantic and boring?
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
You so crazeh.
American Football is one of your best exports.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
its not even half as good as rugby or aussie rules football
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Aussie Rules is a mess, let's be honest.
Rugby League is awesome. Rugby Union is only interesting at the international level.
American Football has a little more drama than both of those though – of course I’m in the minority in this country for thinking that.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
I would rather watch either at this point
i use to date a girl on UCLA’s rugby team.
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't want to discriminate, but I hope she was a back...
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
What about the Osmonds?
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 1, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope he has a great season
because you are a true fan.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 1, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
If he worked in advertising, he could be palindromic.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
theyre litterally next door
parking is going to be all fucocked up there
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
A's are playing Seattle again already??
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Is Blevins a cutie?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I know, right?
Hmm, maybe I should have typed it in invisible ink… I don’t know how to do that on AN 3.7 or whatever version this is…
Easy, now.
Take a deep breath.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
That's two females I'm gonna have to beat tonight. ;-)
And 2 males!
(I might be a bit fiesty tonight.)
There’s also a guy about as skinny as me throwing a baseball.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, what?
2 males? Do I have some honor to defend here?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
that depends on who is doing the beating
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
What will you be wearing at said beatings?
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
wow... just wow
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Aren't you a white girl?
If so, I think you’d look better in a thong of a different color. Red, black, purple or green would all work. No gold, though.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I'll take a look and tell you guys which one is best looking.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
He couldn't be any less huggable if he tried.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
oh now that's just mean.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Well its a good thing you didn't hear me squeal like a school girl when I saw him warming up in the pen.
If Cardenas works out as hoped,
he’ll be exactly what Callaspo is this year (or at least against us).
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
It’s in Spanish!
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
I'm willing to bet the Spanish announcers are better than the English ones.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
Beisbol been berry berry good to me
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
LOL at "Strike Tres"
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Did he just say Raji sold his El camino?
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
Well he's an All-star now, he's up grading.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
Back from doing errands
Have we heard an attendance figure yet? It looks like less than 5K.
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
Take off the K and you're about there.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
by OldhamA on Sep 1, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
What time is it there, 5 AM?
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
Hey LB
Did you notice the gal on the ladder on the Jack In The Box commercials is Rose from Last American Virgin?
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 1, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
No, but I get JitB commercials very sporadically here.
I prolly would’ve missed that anyhow.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 1, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
no, but perhaps I can give you some other observation tests and if you pass
we should go to Vegas and play, or rather you play cards and we can win big.
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
I have an extensive amount of useless knowledge
such as 2000+ part numbers for inventory items at work. Can’t take it to my next job :=(
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 1, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
One of my faves
Boy likes girl. Boy’s friend dates girl. Boy helps girl. Boy gets shit on by girl. Girl ends up with boy’s friend.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 1, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
It's kind of an evil little story, really,
but random enough to be reality.
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 1, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
My version of Lexi (for added effect)
lost her virginity at a party when I was desperately trying to find her because the guy was bragging about how he was going to “do her” and then “leave her”. Saddest fucking night of my life.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 1, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow.
Damn.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope that's a different Lexi
Not R-Star’s.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
It is not “mine” and I’m trying to forget about “mine.”
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude that blows chunks.
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
She was beautiful and was the laughing stock of the party
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 1, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
It boggles my mind how women let themselves get treated.
This girl i dance with on thursday nights said “Cokey, i love dancing with you because you have never tried to grope me.” It just boggles my mind that i am a gentleman because I don’t treat girls like shit, not because of any class that i exhibit. What a low standard to strive for.
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Never underestimate the power of good bullshit
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 1, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I know where you're coming from there.
It’s nuts what people put up with.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
don't forget the crabs!
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 1, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Ya now that you mention it I remember that as well
I think I saw that movie last in like 1985 on VHS
It's finally available on DVD.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 1, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
awesome soundtrack.
wait. I’m experiencing deja vu….is it May?
Al: We gotta form a government for the settlement.
Merrick: Who does?
Al: Us! You and me. Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 1, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we move the standings back to May?
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 1, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
BB should make Sweeney rake.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
not even God can make Sweeny rake
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
I think Ray Fosse hates football.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
That’s the word I was looking for.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I sure as hell didn't
Chris Carter entered a villiage where an ogre had devoured all the crops and livestock, and Chris Carter asked the people of the village, "Have you no beasts of labor with which to pay tribute me?" And the people answered, "No, the ogre has taken our livestock," and with one mighty swing of his bat Chris Carter felled the ogre, and Chris Carter did proclaim, "Let my people be free," and it was so. - Aufheben
by designatedforassignment on Sep 1, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
The City of Oakland.
And there were many that were happy about it.
Hey, Raburn! YOU ever dive into the shallow end of a pool?--noava22
The A's have never left, however
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
My dad left and came back.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 1, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but then they left
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Hi-def!
DRINK!
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
new thread has appeared, as if in a dream
RALLY THREAD HERE
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
3,876
in attendance…. does not count if Little Johnny has the swine flu and daddy stayed home to take care fo him, even though they had already purchased tickets.
That is sad.
Our American Association team draws more than that every damn night. We lost our Double A team so I don’t get to see our boys coming up from Midland anymore :-(
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 1, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions



























