Open Thread: Game 111 - A's at Kansas City (cont.)
Raj is running, Brett Anderson is dealing, Sweeney and Crosby are HRing (as usual). 4-0 A's after 5...
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may I point out that I like your random method of posting new threads refreshing.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn't it always . . .
2-2 in the count with one out in top of the 6th?
"Get heavy!" - Kotsay
by OaklandInvader on Aug 9, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah -- sometimes if my internet is running slow,
I count on a bunch of balls being fouled off.
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Who saw that girl eating that cotton candy?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 12:43 PM PDT reply actions
Was she eating a Royals jersey?
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by OaklandInvader on Aug 9, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe no Dibs
but they do serve hard liquor, which I think is completely awesome
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Why isn't there artisanal cotton candy?
It’s worked for ice cream, frozen yogurt, and doughnuts……hmm. Pomegranate-acai berry-chipotle cotton candy, hand-made with organic ingredients, $10. I think this could be my new calling.
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
by Englishmajor on Aug 9, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I already got spam trying to sell me that
It was from you, I gather.
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Spam cotton candy?
That would not be good. We could sell Spam musubi at the cotton candy stand though.
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
I am beating my friend at video games.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 12:44 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, but he’s struggling.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I love you more.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd say "get a room already" but I think that's what you're hoping for
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:: Crosses fingers. ::
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
We are playing MLB ’09: The Show right now.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
What I'm wondering is how Kendall grounded into a double play for the A's...
…and Ichiro was out at second.
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Video games can be silly at times, you know.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
And totally unrealistic --
no team would actually bat Vidro 3rd at DH.
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My friend isn’t too bright.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
To back up my point, he thinks Miguel Montero is the best catcher in baseball.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
He did that more than once for Seattle in real life
But I would agree
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'Twas the joke.
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or give regular playing time to Yuni Bentacourt or Willie Bloomquist.
Oh, hey, look who’s on deck.
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Well, Betancourt always does well against the A’s.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Sweeney swipes second
The A’s have 84 steals on the year, so far
All of last year, 88
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by SwisherThresher on Aug 9, 2009 12:46 PM PDT reply actions
Thanks, Booby, for your valiant efforts.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 12:47 PM PDT reply actions
billed platypus?
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completely and totally relevant.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
DeJesus tried to do his team a favor and take out Bloomquist.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 12:51 PM PDT reply actions
Finish him off.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 12:54 PM PDT reply actions
He also has only walked one batter and that was in the first inning.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone know the pitch count?
"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt
by Philip Christy on Aug 9, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Can I just say that Brett Anderson's goatee is horrendous?
It like wraps around the sides of his chin. Probably because he can’t grow enough facial hair in the front. Brett, if you can’t grow enough facial hair for your goatee to be normal shaped, you probably shouldn’t have one at all.
From one grown man who can’t grow a beard to another: just stop
Well, he's no Chad Gaudin.
We can be thankful for that.
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That’s Chad Gaudin.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Chad Gaudin
It almost looks fake, like it’s photoshopped on there.
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I canna grow a full beard.
I’ve tried and failed miserably. I’ve just accepted that I will never look like Grizzly Adams.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Crockett-style?
yeah, I can do that.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
but stubbley.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Let’s go, Rajai.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:02 PM PDT reply actions
Hi Joey!
Typing in a random parking lot again, junkie?
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Kennedy swatted the ball out of his hand.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
ala A-Rod?
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't really buy it if they're saying Kennedy tried to knock the ball loose
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Unintentionally.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Not really anything like what A-Rod did
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I think Rangers fans like him more.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Catch the Angels, please!
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
OBP, anyone?
"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt
by Philip Christy on Aug 9, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
It was .361 coming into today and he has been on base four times due to two singles, being hit and reaching on a fielder’s choice.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
That last one is not a positve in his OBP.
But thanks for the info!
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by Philip Christy on Aug 9, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I just thought I’d throw in all four of his results.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Just tunin' in....
BoCro hit a HR?!? Is the apocalypse upon us?
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 9, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions
He has also struck out swinging twice.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
You don't say!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 9, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Will you feed the Dibs to me?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Aaron Cunningham just doesn’t do it for you?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
At this point,
isn’t Cunningham a better player than Buck? Aren’t his minor league stats better?
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by Philip Christy on Aug 9, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, but his major league stats are worse.
I would have left him in Triple-A.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I want them both up,
but they don’t really fit right now. Especially if the A’s still try to play Cust in the field, which is ridiculous.
"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt
by Philip Christy on Aug 9, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
BB is sadistic that way, (he makes all his roster decisions by thinking what will piss-off OAH)
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I will inform BB
He will be happy his sinister plan is working.
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Finish him off.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions
FAIL
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 9, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
:: Cries. ::
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmmm...a franchise that draws similarly huge crowds to our lovable moppets'!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 9, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions
I hear they have actually resorted to giving away tickets in KC
from time to time. You can just pick one up at the grocery store.
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And that's not a bad stadium, either.
Though the couple times I’ve been there, the postgame traffic was terrible (though the crowd was a lot bigger back then).
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 9, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
True
The stadium is great, but the traffic is a major problem.
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We don’t know for sure.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Perhaps he should have come out after 6.
Of well. GOOD JOB, BRETT!
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Padma is back.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions
Time to come up big, Wuertz!

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 9, 2009 1:18 PM PDT reply actions
Here's a stat for y'all
Mark Reynolds is now tied with Albert Pujols for the major league lead in home runs in 2009. Yes, Mark Reynolds.
"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt
Mark Reynolds is a beast.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Mark Reynolds came into today hitting .289 with 35 home runs and 79 runs batted in.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll exchange a run for two outs.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:19 PM PDT reply actions
Jinx!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 9, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
How about for one? Do we still have a deal?
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 9, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Let me see what happens with Betancourt here.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, let’s get those final two outs now.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:19 PM PDT reply actions
Stealing? Who do the Royals think they are? The A's?
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 9, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions
Now is the perfect time for a double play.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions
Hit it right to Pennington.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions
How is it the A's look like the worse defensive team
when they have guys like Callaspo & Betancourt in there line up?
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put your pillow over your head
I will tell you what happens
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That shut my roomy up
Bobby Abreu dropped a routine fly ball with 2 outs and 2 runs score.
LOL
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Teagarden.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, so much for Anderson’s ERA staying at 3.99 now.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions
Do. Not. Want.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 9, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions
The A's are demonstrating how to perfectly waste a 4-0 lead
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What a brutal inning
all around
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Well, you better get Bloomquist.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions
Whew, we still have the lead.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions
I knew Bloomquist could do it.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions
It looked to me like the Royals were "sitting slider" against Wuertz
They didn’t chase it, and took a couple pretty hittable fastballs. Add on, Ziggy the 8th, Bailey the 9th, and let’s go to Baltimore.
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I like that Raiders commercial.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions
Actually, I love that Raiders commercial.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions
They took you through the history and Greg Papa asked, “Where were you?”
It was something like that.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I couldn’t find it online, but here is Candice Michelle’s commercial from the Super Bowl.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
A's highlights aren't the same when they don't feature Bill
Or at least Lon or KK.
@worldblee on Twitter.
last inning
3 runners scored & they were all his
His ERA is 4.22 now
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Tim Lincecum’s ERA was 4.00 in 2007 and then he won the Cy Young in 2008.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice user name
Anderson left runners at the corners after allowing one. The two that scored were his responsibility. The fact that a fielder’s choice changed who was physically at 1B doesn’t matter.
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That's one of those scoring rules I always forget
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Very good user name
is that a relative Nico?
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Was wondering that myself...
the third run was scored by Maier, who reached on a fielder’s choice, but he batted against Wuertz. Maybe it’s because he only reached by wiping out the baserunner that Anderson allowed?
"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt
by Philip Christy on Aug 9, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Zooks gets one back
Let’s Go A’s
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Zooks! Nice HR!
Lame HR call, however…
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 9, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions
Zooks!!!!
That ball was CRUSHED!
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No Hawks, plz
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Follow up, Tommy.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions
Here ya go!

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 9, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Much needed insurance run
How about some more
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Yup, I think Zook's pretty tired today.
Wish we’d given him the day off.
"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt
He is unlikely to play on Wednesday according to Susan Slusser’s latest update.
I asked about Geren’s decision to start Suzuki rather than backup Landon Powell and he noted that Suzuki had been off Thursday and he got one inning off Saturday night. He said Suzuki probably won’t play Wednesday in Baltimore, either, giving him back-to-back days off with Thursday’s offday.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Thursday's what now? "Off day"?
They schedule those?
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 9, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I think so.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
In some slightly positive news,
Texas is up 2-0 over ANA after 4 innings.
"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt
The Rangers are just a game behind the Red Sox, you know.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Time to leave this parking lot
The stares from passers-by are getting to be pretty unsettling. Go A’s, finish ’em.
I bet you’d like to give him something else for his play today.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Everybody likes cupcakes.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s what I meant in the first place.
Gosh.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh, base hit. Runner on first, no outs.
Double play time.
You got it
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
ABDC season 4 open thread 10 pm pt/et
who are your contenders for the title?
Here’s a preview of tonight’s performances…enjoy
We are Heroes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLfhoBa6Rlc&feature=channel_page
Vogue Evolution
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeESDTj1VaE&feature=channel_page
Massive Monkees
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjFffevbgQg&feature=channel_page
more…
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=fanscapevideos&view=videos
thanks for the reminder!
Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.
Is there a Bay Area rep this season?
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by SwisherThresher on Aug 9, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
ZigFan likes it.
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Hi, ZigFan!
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Aw, you’re so sweet.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Finish him off.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions
Add on, please
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
As we wish
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Wow -- just 37 pitches for Holland through 4 IP.
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Am I the only one...
who loves this current version of this team and feels like we can win with this team in a year or two?
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions
What could be better?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
That's how I like 'em - in pairs
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This is definitely out of the Twilight Zone
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OK...That's it. Apocalypse is upon us.
I’m going out to take my raptured neighbors’ cars!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 9, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions
Booby agian!!!
and opo this time
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just beat 'em with a sack of sweet Valencia oranges
it shows ‘em who’s boss and doesn’t leave a mark!
Lars Anderson?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
we'd have to sign him since he'll be a FA next year
not worth it when we could re-up Kennedy instead
I would not mind if we signed him to a 1 year 1.5 mil contract
He has made himself into a helpfull UTL player
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wow.
I love that.
"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt
by Philip Christy on Aug 9, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
If it was either AK or Booby
AK all the way
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After all the complaining he has done about playing time I'd be shocked if he wanted to come back...
What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.
Good point.
He has complained a lot, but he’s gotten plenty of time as of late, and he’s actually contributing.
Let’s raise that .146 batting average, Aaron.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 2:00 PM PDT reply actions
Me too. He's produced consistantly at every level in the minors.
Time to give him a full-time job in the bigs! Who needs Scott Hairston.
"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt
by Philip Christy on Aug 9, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe
But he’s turning 30 real soon, and this is his best season so far. Translation: Cunningham or Buck will almost certainly be better than Hairston by 2011 – if they are given the chance.
"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt
by Philip Christy on Aug 9, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
agree
What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.
Hairston has been consistently, well, not good with us.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha ha Tintin
He does look like Tintin.
"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt
4 HR & 4 steals
who do we think we are the Rays?
me likey
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It’s the least we could do after they gave us Adam Kennedy for Joe Dillon.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Just think, they DFA'd Dillon
"I feel like we are sending Danny Haren for Mulder all over again." - Cardinal fan on the Matt Holliday trade
"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.
I somehow missed that.
So long Russ! Bad dog!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 9, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Fine with me. They can keep their stadium, however.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 9, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course this team would be doing a lot better....
…if we had scheduled all 162 games against the Royals.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 9, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll settle for 81 games with the Royals, 60 games with the Pirates and 21 games with the Nationals.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
yay strickout
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
He’s a poor man’s Willie Bloomquist without the defensive versatility.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Ring him up, blue
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Would they be HD Bailey's Mini-Sirloin Dibs?
They could advertise them with Padma licking them off of her own ankles.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 9, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Closers are overvalued.
Our other ones (that we haven’t traded) have been injured, non-closer-esque, or just called up to the bigs.
Story of the A’s
"I feel like we are sending Danny Haren for Mulder all over again." - Cardinal fan on the Matt Holliday trade
"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.
It's just confusing..
Seeing Joey Devine, Brad Ziegler, Huston Street and Andrew Bailey all take turns the last season and a half.
Finish him off.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions
VICTORY
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
It’s our first and only trip to Camden Yards.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
YAY!!!!
That’s the Ball Game!!!
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
It was actually his seventh win of the year, Glen.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 2:08 PM PDT reply actions
I’ll do my best.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, Crosby is hitting .300 in his last 23 games.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 2:10 PM PDT reply actions
But the whole bad defense + literally not walking at all thing just doesn't do it for me.
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
Memo to opposing pitchers:
Slider. Low and away.
That is all.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 9, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
There is another pitch.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
The Mariners blog is amazing, you know.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I found this even funnier.

Betancourt: Hey there, how’s i
Ichiro: I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
without even checking, I bet I can watch the epic
Yankees – Redsox game later this afternoon……i suspect it will be on tv….just a hunch.
Tough year on Crosby……(breaks out violin)
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
That's ok...
BoCro isn’t really a major-league SS, either.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 9, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Indy-League?
"I feel like we are sending Danny Haren for Mulder all over again." - Cardinal fan on the Matt Holliday trade
"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.
Okay, I’m in the clear, then.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
That's cool, but my guess is it's corked!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 9, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Ass
"I feel like we are sending Danny Haren for Mulder all over again." - Cardinal fan on the Matt Holliday trade
"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.
How about this
WAS has won 8 in a row
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
o_O
"I feel like we are sending Danny Haren for Mulder all over again." - Cardinal fan on the Matt Holliday trade
"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.
GAME RECAP IS UP
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