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Open Thread: Game 110 - A's at Royals (cont.)

3-2 A's after 3 innings, as Grienke hasn't been sharp while Mortensen has run "hot and cold" with his command.

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roomy.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

clap clap clapclapclap

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

:: Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap. ::

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow - two doses of the clap

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 8, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

wrap that rascal.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're scoring runs without any HR threats.

Wonder how long that’ll last.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Aug 8, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

but it is kinda like we're being coached by StayPuft.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm happy to see any offense

other than our usual strikeout-based offense.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Aug 8, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swing the bat, Cliff.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Oopsie

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 8, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Teahan isn't an outfielder.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Aug 8, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Preemptive "THROW SOME DAMN STRIKES" comment

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 8, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes != BP fastballs

Like that one, and this one

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 8, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Teahen is a really bad OFer.

They should play him at 3B or not at all.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 8, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

He's like Youkillis (or is it Youkilis?) in the outfield.

Absolutely no range.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Aug 8, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He misjudges a ton of balls

Generally gets a terrible jump.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 8, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Youkilis.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

boom

fail

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 8, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Fountain shot

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by Hit4TheCycle on Aug 8, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Ack.

Is it only the 4th?

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by IowaA'sFan on Aug 8, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greinke has a lead.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Morty isn't a ML pitcher.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Aug 8, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

No he's not

This will be his only appearance.

2nd time around = batting practice

My favorite team is a f***ing embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily f***ing basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010

by Trainman on Aug 8, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

not ready for "The Show"

as the Cardinals already discerned.

"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw

by One won lost won on Aug 8, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

doh!

Bring back McGwire and Canseco, that would solve everything

by oaklandfan89 on Aug 8, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

er, Mortensen

But they just fell even further with the second HR.

@worldblee on Twitter.

by worldblee on Aug 8, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm.

I wonder what else is on.

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by IowaA'sFan on Aug 8, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Watching the A's FAIL at the K

is still better than watching them fail in my living room.

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by IowaA'sFan on Aug 8, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The San Jose Earthquakes are playing.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh - MLS soccer

The only thing I can think of that’s more boring than the NBA.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 8, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ice Hockey. Volleyball. UFC.

I could go on.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Aug 8, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the bright side, that was a nice catch by that fan

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 8, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Ummmmmm

Maybe we should rethink that Mortensen starting pitcher thing.

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 8, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

no activity in the bullpen?

wtf?

Bring back McGwire and Canseco, that would solve everything

by oaklandfan89 on Aug 8, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

E-Gon is up

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 8, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh joy

Bring back McGwire and Canseco, that would solve everything

by oaklandfan89 on Aug 8, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

think we shulda gotten Vigo mortensen from the cards....

If you had a lineup of 9 Jack Custs who hit(Cust career average) .239 AVG, .382 OBP, and .475 SLG, then your team would score 6.12 runs per game-totalling to 991runs a season.The 08 rangers lead the majors in runs score with 901.

by 9Custs on Aug 8, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

He could channel his character in Eastern Promises

and scare the batters!!

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 8, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is hard to watch.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

and to listen to

I am off to exercise

My favorite team is a f***ing embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily f***ing basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010

by Trainman on Aug 8, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Time to walk the dogs. I want a lead when I get back!

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by IowaA'sFan on Aug 8, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is the rest of Morty still in transit?

He looks like he weighs 8 stone dripping wet.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Aug 8, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

nearly 13 stone

often typical for ML pitcher physique.

"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw

by One won lost won on Aug 8, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks far too skinny.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Aug 8, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

6'4" 180 very nice. me likey.

Almost as much as Jerry.

Bring Jerry back!

by ZigFan31 on Aug 8, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're a fan of size 0 then?

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Aug 8, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've no idea.

My point was he’s missing about two stone of muscle. Especially considering he’s a professional athlete.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Aug 8, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s one of clayton’s many downsides: wears women’s clothing

by rockyRamona on Aug 8, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny -- and not offensive, I might add!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 8, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are you arguing Bob?

Clearly safe.

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by OldhamA on Aug 8, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Interference?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

What interference?

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by OldhamA on Aug 8, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were arguing that there was interference with Suzuki

and the runner would have been out if they had gotten the call.

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 8, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interference by the batter

Geren should get his ass thrown out.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 8, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw out Bob, please.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

the open collar look is not great on geren, he needs an undershirt

by rockyRamona on Aug 8, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Nothing looks good on Geren

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 8, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it - you post it!!

Good work!

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 8, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I noticed that earlier.

The shot of him scratching his chest was not good!

Bring Jerry back!

by ZigFan31 on Aug 8, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea i thought fosse was gonna say something but they just went quiet for a moment

by rockyRamona on Aug 8, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

my thought was ewwwwwww.

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 8, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, but Jason Kendall is awesome.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Aug 8, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kendall made sure there was clear contact

He was great at that — he wouldn’t give the ump a chance not to call it.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 8, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I CAN HAZ PITCHING CHANGE PLZ

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 8, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Kinda like labor

The pain keeps coming, and coming, and coming (or so I’ve been told).

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 8, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never seen that many people

At a Royals game before

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by Hit4TheCycle on Aug 8, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Who else could we have had here?? Anderson and Gio?

I forget whose turn it was

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 8, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

It was Anderson’s turn.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game coulda been half over then!?!

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 8, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have a strikeout in you, Clayton?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey guys, remember back in the first inning when we loved Mortensen?

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Aug 8, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

He looked like Tim Lincecum!

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed that.....

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 8, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems so long ago.

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by IowaA'sFan on Aug 8, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay Zooks

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 8, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks, Clayton, for your four innings of work.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder if they wait till after the game to give him his plane ticket.

Would the A’ss even spring for a plane ticket? It’s probably a train ticket. Gotta save money some how,

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Aug 8, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holliday took a train after the trade.

Granted, it was from NY to Philly, but still.

by danmerqury on Aug 8, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where are Sac playing next and how far is KC from said destination?

I imagine he’s not pitching for the next couple of days so time isn’t an issue…

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Aug 8, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would too

The Acela train is probably about as fast as a flight from NY to Philly without the hassle of the TSA

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 8, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally

@worldblee on Twitter.

by worldblee on Aug 8, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Curt Young just gave him the sign:

“Go Greyhound”.

"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw

by One won lost won on Aug 8, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeebus

I hope Mortensen doesn’t start throwing stuff in the dugout. He hasn’t earned the right, in one start.

"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw

by One won lost won on Aug 8, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

What about a Mr.Potato Head style bobblehead??

Then you could make it be anyone you wanted it to be

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 8, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would fit the A's. Give them a call.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Aug 8, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly -

we always talk about having a jersey with velcro on it then all you have to buy is the new name!!

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 8, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the A's haven't paid for them, whoever the sponsor is for that day has.

Which is why the A’s are doing it.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 8, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the Marketing Dept...

in this day and age, when anything can happen, the A’s are “obligated” to go through with it.
It’s like the commercials of the last two years…Buck gets sent down, and you hear " Hi, this is Travis Buck of the Oakland A’s.." Johnson doesn’t make the club in 2007, and…there he is, on a commercial!

"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw

by One won lost won on Aug 8, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

What do you do with 15K bobbleheads of an exp layer……so bad

by Colorado Booze Hounds on Aug 8, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

20,000 kids in Africa will get Jason Giambi bobbleheads.

To go with their Arizona Cardinals Super Bowl Winners t-shirts.

by danmerqury on Aug 8, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess the new trend is:

Bobblehead-After-You’re-Not-On-The-Team

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 8, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

That would be the best way to release guys ever.

“So, I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news is that you’re going to be celebrated with your own bobblehead night!”

“Awesome! Wait. What’s the bad news, Bob?”

“Weeeeell…”

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 8, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woah, wait, being paid $1.2m to not play baseball is considered bad news?

Where do I sign?

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by OldhamA on Aug 8, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cust has hammered two balls tonight with nothing to show for it

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 8, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

We've retired TWSS right?

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Aug 8, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope so

Except whenever monkeyball makes a cameo appearance.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 8, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Kurt. You're the only thing I have left. :(

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 8, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Can I still buy an authentic Giambi/Springer

Jersey for $10?

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by Hit4TheCycle on Aug 8, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Ginger?

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by worldblee on Aug 8, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Mortenson still in?

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 8, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Why not???

Bus not leaving for 2-3 hours….he’s got time to kill..

"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw

by One won lost won on Aug 8, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's hardly a prospect.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Aug 8, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh come on man.......

A couple bad innings dont make a career……

S&BP > Mile High Mules

by 0akFoSho on Aug 8, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was 7-6 with a 4.11 ERA in Triple-A.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn't really have anything.

His career stats back that up.

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by OldhamA on Aug 8, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

well....

pitching for a team thats damn near 18 games out

by Colorado Booze Hounds on Aug 8, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Masochism.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 8, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gee.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

*that* is a nice bunt.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 8, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, stop commending the other team.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s about time, Bob.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Mrs doctorK's baked BBQ chicken is starting to smell really good now

{drooling}

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 8, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

May I have some?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you couldn't eat meat

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 8, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

My parents don’t have to know.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

They do if it's your sister you're eating

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 8, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I don’t have a sister.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys are BAAAAAAD

but in a twisted funny kind of way

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 8, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, since I went the same way

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 8, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent. We can be friends!

…Incestuous friends.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 8, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very.

Cannibalism is the immediate link. I’m not even sure where you got incest from.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Aug 8, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

We must have different hobbies.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 8, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea have these guys tasered and escorted out of the game thread thx

by rockyRamona on Aug 8, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man

I finally got an outdoor grill at my new place, just a $50 thingy, and my brother and I already cooked up some short ribs and ribeye in the past few days while he was visiting. Soooo good.

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by Flashfire on Aug 8, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

When it's ready, I'll post a pic

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 8, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, I get it

Bob also wants to ruin Edgar Gonzalez’s inherited runners stat

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by Flashfire on Aug 8, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn't nature already do that?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 8, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol….6 runs….SO FAR

by rockyRamona on Aug 8, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Finally.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 8, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

In other news, Boston hasn't scored in 24 innnings

I think they “need a bat”!!!
Yea, that’s it….get two!!

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by One won lost won on Aug 8, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

they already picked up a monster bat in V-Mart

HELMET: Sandurz, what's going on?
SANDURZ: It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to
blow!

by SoCalA'sFan on Aug 8, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't he just a good hitter for a C?

Plus he’s pushed Youkilis out to LF where he’s terrible.

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by OldhamA on Aug 8, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He didn’t necessarily push Youkilis to left field. Kotchman is playing at first, Lowell is playing at third and then you have Youkilis in left.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have t'Captain playing C, Martinez or Ortiz DHing, Lowell at 3B, Kotchman or Martinez at 1B

and nowhere to play Youkilis.

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by OldhamA on Aug 8, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Youkilis is better than all of them.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well yeah. I'd play him 3B, but there you go.

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by OldhamA on Aug 8, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Red Sox are stupid

Martinez should be catching and Mr ‘C’ should be riding the pines.

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by doctorK on Aug 8, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm he must be doing something right.

It’s a smart organisation, they know what they’re doing so if they feel he’s more use to them at C than Martinez then I’d struggle to argue.

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by OldhamA on Aug 8, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

they really outta DFA Ortiz and have V-Mart DH

HELMET: Sandurz, what's going on?
SANDURZ: It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to
blow!

by SoCalA'sFan on Aug 8, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take one schlep out......

put another shlep in…..

S&BP > Mile High Mules

by 0akFoSho on Aug 8, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

E-Gon really should just throw his fastball.

It’s his only ML quality pitch.

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by OldhamA on Aug 8, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

...Sigh.

I was alllllll ready to post how you were less of a loser than Clayton, but you had to wreck it, Gonzalez, didn’t you? DIDN’T YOU?

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by Kyli on Aug 8, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Feisty.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is just gettin' sad

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by BERRYJO on Aug 8, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

It's hard to hear the game while VOMITING IN HORROR.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 8, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

losing to the Royals is like .........

getting beat by your little brother…..

S&BP > Mile High Mules

by 0akFoSho on Aug 8, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

We should pound Hochevar tomorrow behind Gonzalez or Anderson.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Website says Anderson

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by BERRYJO on Aug 8, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

We do have a bit of game left

How is KC’s bullpen?

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by BERRYJO on Aug 8, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

They should hang on to a five-run lead and Greinke could take them into the eighth.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

thought his pitch count was kinda high?

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by BERRYJO on Aug 8, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could still see him tossing three more innings.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gary Matthews was offended.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rajai will steal home repeatedly.

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by OldhamA on Aug 8, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

:: Pat on back. ::

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was morty’s ride back to SAC

by rockyRamona on Aug 8, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Far too much style.

He’s being bundled onto a bus as we speak. He’s not even had time to change.

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by OldhamA on Aug 8, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speakin of which I'd love to arrive everywhere in a Black Hawk.

If I had the money it’d be my mode of transport…

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by OldhamA on Aug 8, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Aaron Cunningham is in the lineup tomorrow.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I like you.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, since this game sucks, here is Mrs doctorK's baked BBQ chicken

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by doctorK on Aug 8, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

:: Takes. ::

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

you betcha

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by doctorK on Aug 8, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who's bringing pie to AN day??

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by BERRYJO on Aug 8, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

We'll find out tomorrow.

I’m doing the fanpost for the tailgate.

by lynnzgal on Aug 8, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

coool.....

I’m thinkin’ of bringing salmon to BBQ

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by BERRYJO on Aug 8, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait that pictures old!!

It looks lie its from the 70’s in the background

by Colorado Booze Hounds on Aug 8, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woah, woah, woah, you can't criticise a man's kitchen.

That’s a declaration of war.

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by OldhamA on Aug 8, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Avocado green and baby-shit yellow. I miss the ’70’s.

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by doctorK on Aug 8, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

did everidge get on base last night? (ie: streak still going)

by rockyRamona on Aug 8, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just looked it up.

He’s now reached base in all 12 games he’s appeared in. Congrats!

by danmerqury on Aug 8, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

can’t complain about that

by rockyRamona on Aug 8, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fact he's about 2 stone overweight irritates me, but he looks competent at the plate

so he’s been a pleasant surprise.

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by OldhamA on Aug 8, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, but if it doesn’t work out we can trade him to the raiders for mcfadden, who’s probably the same size, but much much faster.

by rockyRamona on Aug 8, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

McFadden's about 40lbs lighter.

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by OldhamA on Aug 8, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like dabbling with different metrics :-P

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by OldhamA on Aug 8, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh - not leading?

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Aug 8, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

All eight runs were charged to Mortensen.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gee.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I find all the politicians on the Royals broadcast creepy.

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by OldhamA on Aug 8, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Are they Republicans?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suggestion RRS: Don't go there.

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by Nico on Aug 8, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

only in the bay area

by rockyRamona on Aug 8, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is something about Sweeney I really don't care for

It might be the way he plays baseball, I’m not sure.

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by Nico on Aug 8, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

So it's not the Swooney nickname?

Or the fact he’s a singles hitter trapped in the body of a power hitter?

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by OldhamA on Aug 8, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Might be the latter.

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by Nico on Aug 8, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woo hoo!

Most action I’ve had in a week month year decade ever.

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by Nico on Aug 8, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Unbearable Lightness of 1-2-3ing.

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by Nico on Aug 8, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know.

Sand Serpents and Ice Spiders on Syfy is starting to look like a better option.

by lynnzgal on Aug 8, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong time to tune in

I guess we brought up Mortensen too early huh?

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by cuppingmaster on Aug 8, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Eh.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah you can just about make that a generic fill-in the blank kind of statement.....

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 8, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

on the other hand

just saw that Springer was released. that’s not terrible news.

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by cuppingmaster on Aug 8, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rays claimed him off of waivers.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn;'t like him either.

even though his recent stats were good.

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 8, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just had that really, really bad month of May.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

If we were looking for a journeyman, we should have kept Embree

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 8, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He taught Braden his cutter.

That’s more than enough reason to appreciate what he did.

by danmerqury on Aug 8, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

dammit..

I should be at the Rockies vs Cubs game…..but I wanted a nice night at home wtching the A’s

by Colorado Booze Hounds on Aug 8, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Nooooo, Pennington that's an easy play.

Job’s yours if you don’t screw it up.

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by OldhamA on Aug 8, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

That was yummy

Dinner, that is.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 8, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

which was?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 8, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look up

here

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by doctorK on Aug 8, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

yum

give me some cornbread and i’m set

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 8, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

E-mail me (address in my profile)

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by doctorK on Aug 8, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Raiders will lead the charge for a fourth quarter comeback victory, 10-9.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, that's my limit.

See you for the brunch game y’all.

by lynnzgal on Aug 8, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Bye.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

“Dirty Jobs” is more interesting right now. Does listening to the A’s qualify for an appearance by Mike Rowe?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 8, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Silence.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

i'm waiting for the next crazy nickname

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by cuppingmaster on Aug 8, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

radio silence

what happened to the signal? is anybody hearing the broadcast right now?

don't care if i ever get back.

by AV on Aug 8, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

on GDA yes

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 8, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The A's decided to go home.

Can’t blame ’em, really.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 8, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i meant at 860 on either of my radios, there’s now no game but the edges of some mortgage talk. i guess it’s just me. oh well. good night, luck.

don't care if i ever get back.

by AV on Aug 8, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it's me too

You’re hearing KGO-810 bleeding over — yes that’s right, you can hear a station 50 watts away about as well as you can hear KTRB under normal circumstances.

Mortgage talk, eh? I’m listening…

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by Nico on Aug 8, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

but i always get the game at home.

hope it’s just today. or i finally lost the battle against my wife’s danged npr.

don't care if i ever get back.

by AV on Aug 8, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

NPR wins one!!!!

What’s the score now, 284,351 to 1?

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by Nico on Aug 8, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm watching the KC Feed, their announcers are cool

HELMET: Sandurz, what's going on?
SANDURZ: It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to
blow!

by SoCalA'sFan on Aug 8, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Great job, Sailor

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by doctorK on Aug 8, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Aaron Cunningham is playing left field.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

sausage racing looks like more fun

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by cuppingmaster on Aug 8, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a set of pipes.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 8, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

You know......

we can all turn this off, but what is Garciaparra thinking about in the dugout……….

by Colorado Booze Hounds on Aug 8, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Blargh.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 8, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, Gonzalez gave us three innings.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Jamey Wright

Why is he pitching for them again? He’s been washed up for the last 5 years

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by cuppingmaster on Aug 8, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

b/c he is the "groundball specialist"

HELMET: Sandurz, what's going on?
SANDURZ: It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to
blow!

by SoCalA'sFan on Aug 8, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

i guess

i would have just thought they would have someone down in AAA who could use a shot

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 8, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Let the comeback begin.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

i thought we did away with those

HELMET: Sandurz, what's going on?
SANDURZ: It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to
blow!

by SoCalA'sFan on Aug 8, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, no.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not done away with - just moderated a bit

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 8, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rallies, you mean?

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by Nico on Aug 8, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

it would seem so - but no

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 8, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh well

went to pinks today, so maybe this is appropriate

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by cuppingmaster on Aug 8, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Food porn would mean that there is a half-naked girl eating it.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer the girl in a bikini.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i didn't mean to start a carl's jr commercial here :)

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 8, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

that food looks orgasmic

HELMET: Sandurz, what's going on?
SANDURZ: It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to
blow!

by SoCalA'sFan on Aug 8, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

i couldn't find what i got

it was three hot dogs with chili, nacho cheese, onions, jalapenos wrapped in a massive tortilla. i figured this would do.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 8, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was very tasty, but i forgot what it's called

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 8, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heart attack inducing.

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by OldhamA on Aug 8, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

well - that didn't go as planned.....

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by BERRYJO on Aug 8, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Was that Powell having another good at bat?

Oh and it’s nice to see Cust walking again.

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by OldhamA on Aug 8, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Let Ziggy pitch!

C’mon, Bob. That’s his home area and he didn’t get to pitch there last year either.

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by Flashfire on Aug 8, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Mitch Maier?

Really?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

let them swing themselves out today

the game is lost

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 8, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

gonna watch the dodgers and listen to vin

but martin prado’s spasmic batting stance is interrupting vin’s smooth tones

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 8, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

We should have had Butler at third base.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I promised I would not desert my team again....

but it’s really tempting.

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 8, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

eh....make that 8 to tie, Ray

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 8, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 8, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

ARE.YOU.KIDDING.ME.RIGHT.NOW??

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 8, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

You could see 4 hitters ago that E-Gon had nothing left

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by Nico on Aug 8, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

why though?

Edgar should have gotten the last two guys out basically. why waste ziegler?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 8, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

just pointless

we’re already losing. if ziegler hadn’t just gotten out of that and had to throw another 20-25 pitches, we would have been stuck for tomorrow

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 8, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

In that case, better he threw those 20-25 pitches tonight!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 8, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

maybe true nico

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 8, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

We still have Wuertz, Breslow and Bailey for tomorrow after our starter goes at least six innings.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't jinx it

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 8, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't have any problem with E-Gon going as long as he can

But you have to react when a pitcher has nothing left in the tank and that was evident several batters ago.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 8, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh Edgar!!

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 8, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Geez -- if I were in the mood for sacrificial lamb,

I’d have made different plans for a Saturday night.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 8, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank God I went and worked out

It helps when you know the result in advance

My favorite team is a f***ing embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily f***ing basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010

by Trainman on Aug 8, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

For me it's: Pulled bicep and can't walk for a week.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 8, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Oakland A's -- like Old Yeller, only less adorable.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 8, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Tommy!

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

yay Tommy Time

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 8, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

That'sa bright spot! SOmeone called that for tonight?

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 8, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

a sliver of a silver lining

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 8, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Well

That was worth tuning back in for

Good one Tommy!!!

My favorite team is a f***ing embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily f***ing basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010

by Trainman on Aug 8, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

That was nice.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 8, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay for Tommy!

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 8, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Safe all the way

Ump wants to go back to the hotel

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by Flashfire on Aug 8, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Gone!

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 8, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Could have used that

on Thursday

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 8, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Now we just need 7 more of those

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 8, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

he's their closer

like vince said, these “getting work in” outings never work for closers

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 8, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Safe!

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Keep us alive, Rajai.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

key-rap

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 8, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Close.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

That a boy Tommy!

Bring back McGwire and Canseco, that would solve everything

by oaklandfan89 on Aug 8, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Battle Battle

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 8, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Score.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright a touchdown wins it

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 8, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

That was an 11-pitch at-bat.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

That was close.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

don't think 12-6 qualifies

unless it’s a inside curve

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 8, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's take the series tomorrow?!

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 8, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

let's go Oak-land!

let’s go gio or brett!

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 8, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's Brett

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 8, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to Susan Slusser’s latest update, it may not be.

There’s a chance that Brett Anderson and Gio Gonzalez will swap starts, with Gonzalez going tomorrow and Anderson on Monday, but manager Bob Geren said he doesn’t believe that will happen. He should know after both are done throwing today; Anderson has a minor problem with his index finger.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahhhhh

then we shall see.

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 8, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the spirit!

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

@worldblee on Twitter.

by worldblee on Aug 8, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah well, later guys

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 8, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

GAME RECAP IS UP

Here

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 8, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

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