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Around SBN: The Ten Worst Swings Of The 2011 Season

Open Thread: Game 105 - A's vs. Rangers (cont)


A's have 6 outs to get two to tie, or three to win. 2-0 Texas as we make our way to the bottom of the 8th.

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Sigh - let's go a's

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 3, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

NACHOS?

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Aug 3, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frank Francisco's a pretty good pitcher.

Wouldn’t hold my breath on those runs.

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Aug 3, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

well, he has been on the DL lately

let’s see if his stamina is back after being sick so long….

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Aug 3, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marquez is hoping for the tie?

lolz

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 3, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

17 innings.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

A tie helped the Eagles make the playoffs.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

Who’d they face, The Stones?

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengals.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't.Stop.Laughing.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 3, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

take it to the limit.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL -- QOTM

(who’s putting together the July QOTM???)

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Aug 3, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a surprise appearance

Monkeyball delivers the QOTM after lurking from afar.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 3, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

that'd be awesome.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude.

we dont wanna know.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 3, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

I was making a funny.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 3, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn't sure.

Not something that gets said much these days. Especially in these here baseball parts.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Aug 3, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's what the Rangers are doing while the A's watch.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Aug 3, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

that sounds boring.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, I've never met your sister.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Aug 3, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frank Francisco is my favorite player ever.

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by louismg on Aug 3, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Throws chair.

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by louismg on Aug 3, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

throw it AT him, louis.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need some chairs for your house?

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 3, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been throwing around the idea.

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by louismg on Aug 3, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is known to be a gentleman

outside of Oakland

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 3, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw that game, that was insane.

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 3, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

As did I.

I was watching it, delayed, and on Fast Forward (TiVo) things got very odd very quick. I yelled to my wife in the other room, “Somebody just threw a chair!”. It was all kinds of wrong.

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by louismg on Aug 3, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was my g/f's first baseball game ever.

I said “It’s not always like this”

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 3, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

No no

The tease is when they put two on with no outs in the ninth, manage to score 1, and leave a guy at third.

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Aug 3, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

because Swooney takes FIVE STRAIGHT PITCHES.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

And bad at hitting.

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Aug 3, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait until you can't stand it any longer.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

What was that stat again, the last time the A's made a comeback?

I believe they’re something like 2-50 when trailing late in the game

Also, when was the last time the A’s earned a walk-off in Oakland?

I'm a happy seal

by SwisherThresher on Aug 3, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

don't call it a comeback.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Ellis

But he just ain’t been much of a hitter this season.

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Aug 3, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Or last season.

Or most of the one before that if I remember correctly.

@worldblee on Twitter.

by worldblee on Aug 3, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone ever sat in the OF bleachers at an A's game

and heard all of the cheers for the Raiders? Weird stuff.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 3, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

The last time I went to a Raiders game,

we sat on Mt. Davis and I saw, literally, eight fistfights. No exaggeration.

I may come to love the Raiders, but I ain’t going to the games.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

not that bad

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Aug 3, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

not that bad as in that's not more than the norm

or I’m exaggerating? Cause I’m not, Don. Seriously.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

the first one

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Aug 3, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine being a VISITOR?

Chiefs fans are crazy if they ever step foot in that stadium.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 3, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Screw 'em

They don’t belong, anyway.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 3, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

I hate the Chefs

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 3, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

or Broncos fans.

Shoot, Dolphins fans, for chrissakes.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

No stabbings?

Raiders’ fans are slipping.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 3, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

i lost my knife

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Aug 3, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can borrow mine if you want.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

wha?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Aug 3, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's um, he's a live wire.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

:: Hands you a knife. ::

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO BLUE

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 3, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

9 Eric Patterson strikeouts in the last 13 Eric Patterson at bats

You know, I really, really have a hard time understanding Billy sometimes. Here we have ourselves a guy who not only puts up terrible looking stat lines every time he reaches the majors, but looks completely lost doing it, and yet Aaron Cunningham and Travis Buck are apparently the ones who don’t deserve a shot to prove they belong.

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Aug 3, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

that's the thing...he looks totally lost

tommy may not be tearing it up, but he looks confident at the plate and like he has an idea what to do.

by Deborah51 on Aug 3, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Golden glove snag in section 123 right now. Guy in 123 > Pennington

by Ktchoo on Aug 3, 2009 9:18 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

From the archives.

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by louismg on Aug 3, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

This is why I keep all my e-mail always forever.

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by louismg on Aug 3, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

you, sir, are a GOD.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

for us old folks who strain to read the tiny print,

slightly larger version

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright I'm leaving work

The last time I left work still following the A’s game, we were losing 13-7 against the Twins. When I got home, it was 14-13. So, you know, just maybe by the time I get home…

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Aug 3, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF was that?

Someone reached base without walking.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 3, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

A hit! A hit!!!!

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Aug 3, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Woo!

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man getting one-hit by the Rangers

I should have stayed at work

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

i arrive and they get a hit

whoulda thunk it?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, you better sdtay, then.

and Pam, and MikeV and louis.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Aug 3, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

you. stay.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Aug 3, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can think of something — or someone — else being the tease.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY MINI SIRLOIN BURGERS!!!!!!!

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 3, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

YES YES YES YES YES!

yippi ay ay!

I care about your fantasy team.

by stormtown on Aug 3, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

NO. NOT THIS GODDAMN COMMERCIAL.

MAKE IT FUCKING STOP. NOW.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Aug 3, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Embrace it, Mike.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You wanna fight?

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Aug 3, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t hurt me, sir.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Aug 3, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

A good omen

Mini Sirloin Burgers commercial!

Sorry mikev :-(

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 3, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

OH! ORIGINAL MSB!

Nice.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 3, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Moneypenny

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Is she older than my mommy?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

definitely

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

EveryFAIL Eddie

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 3, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Runners!!!

That’s all. . . let’s go Oakland!!

by mattclif on Aug 3, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

for serious.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 3, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

It’s known to make crazy things happen. Take mikev’s attitude for example.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 3, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe he's their casilla

after a decade of going every day, must be getting to him

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s go Zuki!!

by Ktchoo on Aug 3, 2009 9:26 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

RALLY PLZ.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 3, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Since Suzuki hits better against right-handed pitching, I like this pitching change.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

whoa.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 3, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

good thing Don didn't accost that Stomper.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

the rally Republican?

Might not work in the Bay Area

by sirbed on Aug 3, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not all elephants are Republican.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Three-run Jimmy Jack by Zooks, then Bailey time

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 3, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I like your plan.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is where I wish we had Jemile Weeks available

He’s seven times better than Day.

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by Nico on Aug 3, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

your wry humor never ceases to amaze me

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean the fact that I think it's funny?

I get that a lot. Mostly from women saying, “No I will not go out with you.”

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 3, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but what do the men say?

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Aug 3, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

she's Dey

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dey-o

@worldblee on Twitter.

by worldblee on Aug 3, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops, my bad.

i can’t think when i think about susan dey. i’ve had that problem since childhood.

Hi ho.

by danh on Aug 3, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY KURK.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 3, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

curse of the chavez

chavez ravine

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

crap.

&*^!&*^#!*&^*!

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 3, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

crap

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 3, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

:: Cries. ::

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude, that's the second time tonight

Pull yourself together! ;-)

@worldblee on Twitter.

by worldblee on Aug 3, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fifth.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are positives if we do not come back

1) The most important to me is Texas gains a half on slegnA. I hate the slegnA so much that since we are so far out of it, Texas winning has it’s benefits.

The only negative is that Geren left Anderson in too long and too many pitches. We must preserve this gem of an arm.

I root for the A’s every game for the last 20 years but like I said, Texas winning is not a bad thing.

My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010

by Trainman on Aug 3, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

uh oh. I feel it coming ....

BAAAARRRFFF!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

(But thank you for not mentioning the draft.)

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree TM

anything is better than slegnA victory.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

I hat them with a passion. My slegnA friend was here yesterday and walked in as the radio blasts out, There’s a deep fly ball back into left field, outta here and the Angels take the lead.

All he talked about was their offense. I told him, “Your shitty team is 26th in ERA and that will not cut it in the playoffs and you lose to Boston automatically”

My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010

by Trainman on Aug 3, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice lazy fly ball to do jack shit.

Prolly has nothing to do with the fact that he’s played like 110 games so far this year.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Aug 3, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

And the crowd gets reduced to 200

At least I’ll have a seat on BART.

by Ktchoo on Aug 3, 2009 9:30 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Did you know you can comment on Athletics Nation

from your phone or PDA? SB Nation has launched mobile commenting. Check it out next time you’re at the game or BART and have something to say.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should come over. I can use the computer and you can use mobile commenting.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you know you can comment on Athletics Nation from your phone or PDA? SB Nation has launched mobile commenting. Check it out next time you’re at the game. Alone. Alone in an empty Coliseum. Echo Echo Echo.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 3, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

QOTM

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweeney won't hit against CJ Wilson

I wonder who will pinch hit?

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 3, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Garciaparra.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Won't matter.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Aug 3, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nomar

Geren is dying to send him out there.

by HRH on Aug 3, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

dibs? or hdtv?

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 3, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only I was drinking.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 3, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

not too late to start--only 9:30 there.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s 9:34 p.m. according to my computer clock.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is a Monday, though.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s summer.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

good point.

Pam, go get some wine coolers.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sheesh.

You must think very lowly of me.

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by pam5981 on Aug 3, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

nono.

I’m just not sure what you drink.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

how is this possible?

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by pam5981 on Aug 3, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

um, I live 3000 miles away

and haven’t drank in about 16 years.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just thought everyone knew what I drink.

Jack Daniels, my friend.

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by pam5981 on Aug 3, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cobra? Hurricane? Budweiser? Bud Light? Coors? Coors Light? Keystone? Mickey’s? Busch?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aren't you starting school soon?

Hopefully you have your 64-Crayola pack ready to go.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 3, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I’m in the 12th grade and I start in three weeks.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

HDTV

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 3, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andruw Jones 51 home runs in 2005

I think someone might be on a certain list.

by sirbed on Aug 3, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

i'm waiting for that one

rice and beans indeed

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jhonny Peralta

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Laynce Nix

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 3, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chone Figgins.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHONE!

{shakes fist at nemesis}

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you just might be right

Wonder if we could name off 25 – 30 who are candidates…

Brett Boone

by HRH on Aug 3, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

i always thought luis gonzalez

especially when he belted 50 out of the blue like Brady

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd agree

How about Adrian Beltre – last year w/LA

by HRH on Aug 3, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

totally

though to be fair, not as bad as brady or l-gone.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then there is

Vinny Castilla, Jeff Bagwell and Juan Gonzalez

by HRH on Aug 3, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah yes

Brady Anderson. Goes from what 9 jacks to 51. Must have worked hard in the offseason

by HRH on Aug 3, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was really "seeing" the ball well that year

Did he wear those red contacts?

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 3, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

No doubt if he says something stupid in the media we'll find out

The “roof top sniper” will get him.

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 3, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have two hits.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Aug 3, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll make you forget about him.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

confidence IS important.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

:: Pounds chest. ::

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think women scout for the rangers

lots of hotties on that team including cj wilson

by OakA'sHoney on Aug 3, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sad truth

Texas High School Football outdraws the A’s.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 3, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

i would outdraw the A's.

alone.

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by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

teaching organic chem

in fact, i think my lectures DID outdraw the A’s

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you just switch to Sanka?

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you in my class?

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am today

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 3, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don't normally drink coffee

but when i do, i drink Sanka. stay caffinated my friends, stay caffinated.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet San Dimas High School Football does as well

SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 3, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

My high school just got new 700K turf

and will be on ESPN this year. Cool stuff.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 3, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that was a sick tag.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Pennington with the tag!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 3, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice tag

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 3, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

alright, time for dramatic 9th

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Aug 3, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Where's iglew?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 3, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm here.

What’s up?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vince is totally making fun of Polish spelling.

It’s no less phonetic than Italian.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, there you are

doctorK wants a dramatic ninth. Can you put something together?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 3, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like what?

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by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, something involving hits and runs and men in white, green, and yellow hugging near a rubber pentagon?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 3, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Against C.J. Wilson, I say

Nomar hits for Sweeney.

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by Nico on Aug 3, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Susan?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I'd retain that

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 3, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

she was hot back in the day

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well played

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 3, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's always 1974.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

ol fish face

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Aug 3, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

o-Day

That’s the other Pig-Latin guy I was trying to think of.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Look at those legs of Lauren’s.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

we need a win here.

C’mon Lauren.

work your magic.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

man

Itll take 3 more games to overcome a 2 run deficit

by hishnik on Aug 3, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

echo?

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Aug 3, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Notwithstanding what I was taught in kindergarten,

those cheeses don’t stand alone.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

agrd.

coward cheeses.

Omar will be so disappointed.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmmmm brie

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody called?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 3, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

wp

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by pam5981 on Aug 3, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

This means WAR!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 3, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

That's gotta be 'shopped

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 3, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats gotta be the more obvious

photo-shop hack, reminds me of the 1990’s fake celebrity photos

by hishnik on Aug 3, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't be real.

Laws of gravity.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 3, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Am I allowed to see that?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Close your eyes, boy

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 3, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You wish you had booty like that.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if she wanted to be made fun of

That is one freaky-ass ass (and fake).

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 3, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree it's fake.

but I don’t think it’s freaky-looking. Unless by freaky-looking you mean deliciously delicious.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a little freaky

but appealing, in a Jessica Rabbit sort of way.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

eggzactlee

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm not a butt kind of man

sorry

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I promise to pick up the slack for you.

The balance of the universe is secure.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

we were separated at birth.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just a couple of big A's's fans here.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unlike those buttocks

which were separated on someone’s photoshop.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 3, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have Susan, the Gilmore ladies and cheese.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

THINGS MY FATHER BEAT ME WITH!!!

This is fun.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 3, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Wash did the A's a favor

I like Cust/Nomar vs. Wilson better than Cust/Sweeney vs. O’Day.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 3, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah looks like Wash pulled O'Day one batter too early.

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 3, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least Sweeney

Gets swapped out for Nomar this time around. That last strike-out looking at bat was awful

by hishnik on Aug 3, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Folks, after you close the quotation marks in your img src tag

please type height=250 before closing the tag.

Thank you.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 3, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I think you also have to put quotation marks around the number.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

not required.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

when I'm trying desperately to throw up a picture of GG

before some random A can strike out, height is not my concern.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll run for Cust.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why? down 2 runs

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 3, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

no sense.

down by two.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you mean they have two runs?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

rally Lauren.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Woo! the tease is on!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm ready...tease me.

JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker

by JJ Martin on Aug 3, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know the feeling.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

men feel like this

all the time

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

White elephant exchange.

JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker

by JJ Martin on Aug 3, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL.

QOTM.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 3, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chicago?

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon Norma

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 3, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

pretty slim now

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zero

My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010

by Trainman on Aug 3, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

the hitting machine - nomer k

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Aug 3, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

TOMMY!

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by pam5981 on Aug 3, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Embrace the tease.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

A hit the other way again

He has the right mindset

My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010

by Trainman on Aug 3, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Woo! Knocker!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for some Unicorn Walkoff Magic

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 3, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Ellis!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

mega tease now baby

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Davis isn’t running.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

And the 2003 version of Miggy at the plate

My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010

by Trainman on Aug 3, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good choice to go with Croz

Can have Raj hit.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 3, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

MARKELLIS

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by pam5981 on Aug 3, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Gimme warning track here.

JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker

by JJ Martin on Aug 3, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Stat!

JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker

by JJ Martin on Aug 3, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm telling you, it's Lauren

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

peek a BOO

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woo!

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

ellis - i have slim....whoa!

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Aug 3, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

2-1!!!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 3, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Dare I dream

this may be another Boston comeback????

by hishnik on Aug 3, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

This is a Good Tease.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 3, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

agrd.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, Pam, they're ALL good.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mega-teA'se now

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 3, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

NOW you put Rajai on second.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

or PH.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

No -- put him at the plate!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 3, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mega-tease

My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010

by Trainman on Aug 3, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

This is sooo predictable

Okay…keep going now.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 3, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

The teA'se is on!

Where’s Glenn Frey when you need him?

@worldblee on Twitter.

by worldblee on Aug 3, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Unicorn power!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

RUNZ!

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 3, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Everidge, Ellis, now Raj all better vs. LHP

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by Nico on Aug 3, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

make my night raj

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Aug 3, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Dang it, those pictures of cheese made me hungry.

Bravely staving off hunger in hopes that willpower will help the A’s.

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by worldblee on Aug 3, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I believe, I believe, it's silly, but I believe.

JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker

by JJ Martin on Aug 3, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Could Powell be on deck for Moneypenny?

And then Landon plays 1B with Croz at SS if it’s tied?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 3, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Not that anyone will read this

But the bigger problem if the came had continued is who would play RF? I suppose it would have been Cust and they would have given up the DH.

by ozzman99 on Aug 3, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was Nomar for Sweeney, right?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 3, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could have been Crosby, too.

He was out there once before.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 3, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Kennedy, with Croz at 3B

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 3, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Landon Powell to CF, Raj to RF

Cust to SS, lose the DH.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 3, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not Raj on the mound and then bring in Bailey for RF?

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Aug 3, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, if Neftali gets to pitch for the A's, that would be just fine defensively

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 3, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tied!

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

(briefly)

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m innocent, I say!

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

my god!

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Aug 3, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Bomb Shelter!!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOT!

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Winner!

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

hot damn

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Aug 3, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

RAJAI

YES!

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by worldblee on Aug 3, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

RAJAI DAVIS.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 3, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

RAJAI DAVIS CANNOT BE STOPPED

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Aug 3, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

YAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 3, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Now that's a WALKOFF!

F’in SWEET!

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by worldblee on Aug 3, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy Shit

Rajai just keeps getting better

My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010

by Trainman on Aug 3, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw. HUGZ!

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 3, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Wooooo!!

(and so glad Ken called it!)

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

agrd.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

A really great call. One of his best.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love KK when we win in an exciting manner.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

What was especially awesome

is how he kept the excitement alive throughout the entire play. Not just a quick, bam, walkoff, but suspense all the way through. So awesome.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

learned that from some masters at it.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

MOAR FREAKy BOGUS ASS PLEASE!!!!!!!

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 3, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

What a great fucking ending!

Geren held Raj for the right moment…

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 3, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

DamN!!!!

I should have gone to the game tonight!

by hishnik on Aug 3, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

WOO HOO!

Raj!

Might as well Jump! - Van Halen

by sprtsnwyn on Aug 3, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

You up there this weekend?

I’ll be there Sunday only. :( But I’ll get to run the bases!

Might as well Jump! - Van Halen

by sprtsnwyn on Aug 3, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

See you Sunday then!

Might as well Jump! - Van Halen

by sprtsnwyn on Aug 3, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 3, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

RUNZZZZZZZZ

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 3, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

WAHOO!!!!!!

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Aug 3, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Watch it.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Aug 3, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did play today

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 3, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rajai Davis is making a late run at American League MVP.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Ballgame.

I knew it all along.c

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Aug 3, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

winner winner

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

winner winner

chicken dinner

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chicken dinner?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

WT…? Um Steak dinner dude.

by HRH on Aug 3, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I was just going along with the rhyming pattern.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

who says

“winner winner steak dinner”?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

raj on the team this year ... at first

I was yay!

then I was nay

now, past few weeks, back to yay

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Aug 3, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

woohoo!

c’mon!

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Hell yeah.

My Texas Rangers fan friend was at the game tonight. This is good.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 3, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks to Wash for muffing that one for us :-)

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 3, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I credit Lauren Graham.

JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker

by JJ Martin on Aug 3, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Even if it was the cheese, I'd rather see more pictures of LG.

JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker

by JJ Martin on Aug 3, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This walk-off Win

is as sweet as the Cutch Kurt walk off HR last year (after Suzuki hit the dirt)

by hishnik on Aug 3, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

VICTORY SKITTLES

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 3, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I love victory skittles.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I got home from work at the right time

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Aug 3, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Love Rajai

Finally, a walk off

Seems like it’s been forever since the last celebration at the plate

I'm a happy seal

by SwisherThresher on Aug 3, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd like to thank Mr. Peanut

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 3, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

where the haters at...

so how long until raj gets a little love around here???

by jlanning17 on Aug 3, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

people have been talking nonstop about how they love him.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hated on him before, I'll admit

And I was not correct to do so.

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Aug 3, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hated on him.

and I will withhold judgment. We’re still in small sample size territory.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. He did this last season too

Not that I’m complaining, but he basically had one scorching hot month to make the rest of his subpar season look a little less crappy.

I’m enjoying it though.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Aug 3, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly.

hating on him sdo harshly earlier this year was probably equally as wrong on my part, though.

I apologize, Rajai.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do we need to give Geren credit for sticking with him?

Rajai mentioned that Geren had faith in him with the game on the line in the post-game interview.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 3, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geren's a brain-dead mupppet.

We could name the Coke machine as manager and have the same results.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forget, which "p" is silent? It's the middle one, right?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 3, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the particular coke machines who comment on AN

would have DFA’d Rajai’s butt back in May if it had been up to us.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 3, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, about that. Um...

Sorry.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 3, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's true, I would have.

In my defense, I think he would have cleared waivers.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's not point to Rajai that it's also

that Geren had a justified complete lack of faith in Eric Patterson.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 3, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

agree, SSS

but maybe he’s just one of those slow starters who needs to be in there every day to get his groove. i think, with holliday gone, he is our #1 OF right now…

by jlanning17 on Aug 3, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That may be the nicest way I've ever heard someone point out that

Hairston and Sweeney really suck.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 3, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have tried to wait for sweeney

but his development needs to start coming on the bench or in AAA.

by jlanning17 on Aug 3, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

small sample size on Hairston

but Sweeney is wearing on me. especially after striking out looking the other night. that was disgusting.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know

it’s all your fault. sweeney is going to punish you.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn't you see that axe commercial?

it was i who attacked him, he’s afraid now and loves it

by OakA'sHoney on Aug 3, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

you S&M people

doesn’t that stuff hurt

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

in the last month

rajai has proven he has a real place on this team

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll admit it..

I was a Radio’hata…..but now I’m a believer!

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Joe Morgan's going to think Beane wrote the movie too..." -whitshoes40

"What am I going to do, seriously? Maybe be a bouncer at strip joints. That's about all I'm qualified to do." -Giambi

by ST on Aug 3, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marquez has to write the recap all over again.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Rajai!

(Scutaro)

m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!

by JediLeroy on Aug 3, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

that would be an awesome chant at the ballpark

Rajai!
     Scutaro!!
Rajai!!
    Scutaro!!!

Hi ho.

by danh on Aug 3, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank god for rajai

i almost had blue greenballs again

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell?

Oh YEAH!

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Aug 3, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Where's the Cap'n??

LB, are you covering?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

He was here!

He posted cheese!

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 3, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow...

Rajai….wow, just wow!

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Joe Morgan's going to think Beane wrote the movie too..." -whitshoes40

"What am I going to do, seriously? Maybe be a bouncer at strip joints. That's about all I'm qualified to do." -Giambi

by ST on Aug 3, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you and goodnight!

Let’s go, Oak-land.

@worldblee on Twitter.

by worldblee on Aug 3, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd like to thank iglew for directing the bottom of the ninth

I’ll take the credit as producer.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 3, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it was the freaky fake booty.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

but too tall

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, sorry about that.

I forgot to resize it. Still in shock that the A’s actually won and stuff.

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 3, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man.

I didn’t tune in until the 6th, and things were all set to be a total yawner. Thank you, Raj! I heart you!

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Aug 3, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

OMGOSH...what?!!?!?

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Aug 3, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I know!

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was awesomeness.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

♥ Rajai ♥

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 3, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Cap'n?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Tommy

Can we keep him? Can we?

I'm a happy seal

by SwisherThresher on Aug 3, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know about that with Giambi around the corner.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giamb-who?

Never heard of him.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Aug 3, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey guys. I'm here and all.

Y’know, I was just watching on glorious HD.

Good job on the fireworks x3 though. I’ve taught you all well.

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

No, it's not good.

Should be just one.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Picky.

It was a game winning triple. One firework for every base stepped on by Rajai!

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, I'll buy that.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably ruled a game-winning double

Rajai didn’t get to third by the time Ellis was home.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 3, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

TV side said the scorer ruled it a 3B

Andris actually obstructed Davis after he rounded 2B, FWIW.

And Rajai kept running, in case you’re wondering.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 3, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gameday says it’s a triple.

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 3, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I grow up, I want to be just like Rajai Davis.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't want to grow up.

JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker

by JJ Martin on Aug 3, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you a ToysRUs kid?

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, and the rest of the song too.

JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker

by JJ Martin on Aug 3, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, the highlight of Lindsay Price's career.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, Cap'n.

When you go away and don’t designate someone to cover on the fireworks, we get confused and post multiple ones. That’s bad mojo.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

so did anybody else see the walk-off naked?

got out of the shower, refreshed the phone and saw that cust was on base, decided bed had to wait and sprinted to get my laptop. great game to be the first naked baseball watching on the new couch…

by jlanning17 on Aug 3, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

congratulations?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am wearing two garments right now

which is two more than I have for the past several games.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

some people like it free and easy

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heat wave

It was 100 degrees in here last week.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

care to elaborate?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

it does

i thought it melted my leather couch the other day

by OakA'sHoney on Aug 3, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Having it against your skin is good for it though

One of the most effective ways to cool it down. Your blood circulation works like a radiator.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha

Same here, actually. Sitting with no pants as the macbook makes me sweat.

m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!

by JediLeroy on Aug 3, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you meant Davis lost his clothing after the double, kind of a Brandi Chastain thing.

So when you sprinted to get the laptop…aw, forget it.

JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker

by JJ Martin on Aug 3, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chastain means "chestnut" in French

but the word is most commonly used as a color, ie brown.

I note this only because I know Pam loves stuff like this.

The spelling with the “s” is variant; standard spelling would be châtain. (A circumflex in French frequently indicates a dropped “s”.)

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure they both are.

Hmm, I’ll need to investigate that.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

mais oui.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

oui, et tu. ma cherie?

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

oui, mais ca fait plus que 10 ans que j'ai etudie la langue

alors il y a beaucoup de choses que je ne me souviens plus…comme les motes, la grammaire, tout ca…

by OakA'sHoney on Aug 3, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

J’ai lu le français surtout. Mon écriture de français est faible. (J’y ai triché, bien que je puisse le lire dans le français)

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

ou pas "or"

je parle en “franglais”

by OakA'sHoney on Aug 3, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

moi aussi!

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just the opposite for me.

I only learn what I need to read French poetry and literature.

I’m hopeless in actual conversation.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you mean?

My aunt isn’t pissed.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

ouais, j'sais

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

yuppers.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nous sommes séparés à la naissance, mon frère.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

oui, mon frere.

mais oui….

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chataignier is the French word for chestnut tree

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 3, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, here it is.

The chestnut tree is “châtaignier”. The nut is “châtaigne”. The color is “châtain”. Those three are obviously related, and they derive from Latin.

“Marron” is a different word also referring to the nut. It derives from a non-Latin root (my dictionary only says “d’un rad. préroman”).

It looks like the Latin words have a more technical connotation and “marron” is more colloquially, but I’m not sure. (I’m reading in French, and my comprehension isn’t that good.)

Both words have cognates in Italian, I know. I think in Spanish too, but not sure.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Confession time

I hereby repent of referring to Rajai as ‘DFAvis’.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 3, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Designated For Awesomeness?

m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!

by JediLeroy on Aug 3, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again, what a great 9th inning!

Texas now 50-1 when leading after 8 innings!

by Terk on Aug 3, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Brett Anderson:

thank you for being awesome.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 3, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

animated fireworks...

(hope this works…)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3083/3257821561_9ebb3c1794_o.gif

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Joe Morgan's going to think Beane wrote the movie too..." -whitshoes40

"What am I going to do, seriously? Maybe be a bouncer at strip joints. That's about all I'm qualified to do." -Giambi

by ST on Aug 3, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

grrr

[img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3083/3257821561_9ebb3c1794_o.gif[/img]

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

"Any fan that wants us to do that is going to be disappointed because that just isn’t us." - Wolff

"Joe Morgan's going to think Beane wrote the movie too..." -whitshoes40

"What am I going to do, seriously? Maybe be a bouncer at strip joints. That's about all I'm qualified to do." -Giambi

by ST on Aug 3, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop, you're doing fine.

The link is better.

Animated GIFs slow down the site WAAAY more than regular ones. Should be avoided except in the most extreme cases.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't want to get my hopes up

it always is better when you don’t think it will happen OR if you make an offical prediction.

A’s WIN, some of my favorite words.

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Aug 3, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Disagree on both counts.

It’s best when you do think it will happen. And “official predictions” are always lame.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I just like surprises and being right. To each his own. I hate being let down so I would rather be prepared to lose. Now if I was a player in the game it would be different, then you shouldn’t give up.

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Aug 4, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

also

I don’t like offical predictions on game threads because if I’m wrong then I look stupid. I would only say it to friends or family who are watching the game with me and never to an opposing fan either.

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Aug 4, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I Picked a Good Time to Turn On the Game...

Turned the game on top of the ninth…and watched it to the bitter FANTASTIC end. All I can say is “run Rajai run!”

by EastbayBen on Aug 3, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Rajai said he was going to run for Nomar had he got on

Thank God he didn’t

My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010

by Trainman on Aug 3, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

For those not there, join us in the new thread.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it’s a tie!

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

< kisses R's sister >

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t have one.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oops, was that your Mom?

My bad.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 3, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It could have been.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

< notifies Modesto police >

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have police?

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

one would hope.

scary to think of Modesto without them…

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want to be protected from her!

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Raj is grinning ear to ear.

It’s quite adorable.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 3, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

RECAP

Here

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Aug 3, 2009 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

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