Open Thread: Game 105 - A's vs. Rangers (cont)
Texas on top 1-0 going into the bottom of the 6th.
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yeah, that was a strickout
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Crap, it’s Feliz.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
Boy throws some serious cheese
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
thanks!
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
um, no.
but i am sexy and I am worthy of praise. And I do sometimes try. And occasionally, it is nice.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm dead sexy.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
well, I have.
I don’t normally use props, but sometimes…
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Texas fleeced the Braves with the Teixeira trade
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
That was a Frank Wren trade, right?
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
by walk off bunt on Aug 3, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup...
"I feel like we are sending Danny Haren for Mulder all over again." - Cardinal fan on the Matt Holliday trade
"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.
rheumy.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I did all the dishes and put away the laundry
can I have some runs please???
There's no crying in baseball!
I want in on the fun.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
You like doing chores?
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
My first love was a single mother
During that year I learned that doing the dishes is foreplay.
Valuable lesson.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
If I offer to do the dishes and put away your laundry,
will you invite me?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I'm doing laundry right now!
Laundry doesn’t bother me.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I am eating popcorn now.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if you can pop popcorn in a dryer
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
With an extension cord,
you could put the popper in there.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
You certainly cannot dry a cat that way
Trust me.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
well, I think you could entertain hampster.
I think the cat might be entertained. Just not dry.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
prudent.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
That's why it doesn't work in the dryer.
because you can’t watch it.
Those washers at the laundromat are much better, because there’s a window.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
May I also have a lick, then?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Why, you little — that was pretty crafty in my opinion.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I am imagining you eating it.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Try harder.
Imagine it dripping. Where does it end up?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Off white?!?
Do the curtains match?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
on the floor!
I just cleaned that, damn it!
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, I never even thought about that.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Sheesh
kids
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Oh, we know where that's going!
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
That's appropriate
The A’s are serving up a shitcicle right now.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
more like Prop Joe.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
way too many phases
collecting
taking collection to washer
opening washer
depositing articles in the washer
soap
checking cycle selection
closing and starting
my god, I am overwhelmed
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
No doubt
My dryer is full of clothes right now which is preventing me from washing anything. Ugghhh… I HATE doing laundry.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 3, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
That was clocked at 100!
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
Drink-holder A's hat
Dude, you’re doing it wrong
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I thought that should have been strike three.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
Feliz is freaking nasty.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
Dare I say it
but this guy reminds me of K-Rod when he first arrived. At least we have swung the bat against this guy.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 3, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
Hmmm... I believe K-Rod struck out the side of A's in his debut too
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 3, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Feliz wasn't a big a dick, though
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
True dat
I immediately hated K-Rod.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 3, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope they're keeping Feliz on a very, very, very strict pitch count.
As in, please pull him after this inning. Pretty, pretty please, Wash?
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
He's got his first two ML strickouts
Now he needs to give up his first ML bomb
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Jesus Christ.
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
if the A's ever get good hitting, pitching and defense
well, they would be, too
Do you know the way to San Jose?
by eastcoasta'sfan on Aug 3, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
hey, beggars can't be choosers
and i’d take my chances with the current regime if they had a team
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by eastcoasta'sfan on Aug 3, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I have lots of other smart ideas
just ask
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by eastcoasta'sfan on Aug 3, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I think it's safe to say that Neftali Perez
has nothing left to prove against AAA hitters. I recommend he go ahead and face major leaguers next.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Thats pretty much who he just faced, lol
Suzuki is good but Hairston has looked like shit and pretty much everyone else besides Cust is AAA or worse.
by asfaninpismobeach on Aug 3, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Well since nobody on this team can hit
I’ll happily point out that Chris Carter went 2-3 with a double and a home run tonight for Midland. He’s up to .325.
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
That was HR #19 right?
"I feel like we are sending Danny Haren for Mulder all over again." - Cardinal fan on the Matt Holliday trade
"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.
Yep. And 34th double.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Beast
"I feel like we are sending Danny Haren for Mulder all over again." - Cardinal fan on the Matt Holliday trade
"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.
could probably hit for the A's now
AAA here he comes
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by eastcoasta'sfan on Aug 3, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
But has 0% of the votes when I put my say in
They say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing all the time!
I’m cuter.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t play for the Rangers. I’ll play with you, though.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Most people reached that conclusion about two weeks ago.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m nice to ZigFan and Lynnz, though. It’s just something about OakA’sHoney.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
AN has become your Pleasuredome
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 3, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
but if you were hotter
you’d be rated x superstar
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by eastcoasta'sfan on Aug 3, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you have any money?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 3, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
in a "I used to sell my ass to other men for heroin" way, sure.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Yuck
Was he a Robert Downey in Less Than Zero?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 3, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Well played sir
bed
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 3, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
B or C?
I’m kind of picky.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 3, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
You dropped a "la".
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Saltalamacchia.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s easy.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Man
For some reason, I thought he hit that a lot harder.
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
Punish me.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Just so you know
Comet is supposed to be used for cleaning. I know you kids get into home products sometimes.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 3, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
visions of girl doing daffy duck noises...
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
If that one 3-2 pitch to Andruw Jones had been called a strike,
we might be 0-0 right now — it looked pretty darn good to me.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Well, he’s down 0-2, so I’ll say 97 percent.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
optimist
Do you know the way to San Jose?
by eastcoasta'sfan on Aug 3, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I;m Not Watching the Game but...
has Ryan Sweeny swung the bat yet? And no Rajai? WTF?
He just hit a foul ball.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
but there is no Olmedo Saenz available
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 3, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Mr. Happy?
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
but he got lost on the way to Papago Park rehab
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 3, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Sweeney trying to get caught looking again
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Swingles.....grounds out softly
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
Wow, someone put one in play
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Tommy?
I hate Tommy Lasorda
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by eastcoasta'sfan on Aug 3, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
why don't you two to to the gym
you know the rest
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by eastcoasta'sfan on Aug 3, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
This kid having a slider is simply not fair.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 3, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
nor is throwing a slider
to crosby
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by eastcoasta'sfan on Aug 3, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Was just gonna ask if anybody knew the record for consecutive Ks to start a career...?
Moot now, but the guy is on a tear.
Maybe they'll get a second hit
And maybe I’ll find Jessica Alba in my bed when I get home.
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
Not if I don't untie her you won't.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Without, of course.
And without the herpes, too.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
What a horrible trade for the Braves
Feliz, Andrus, Saltalamacchia (and Harrison), for two months of Teixeira.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Reminds me of the old BB trades
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 3, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Despite getting ripped off in that trade, they still have one of the best farm systems in baseball.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I can haz Heyward?
Do they have depth after him? Hanson’s already at the ML level.
Offense is looking good
Come on guys. We make everyone look like Cy Young.
What is the deal with hot tasty women selling burgers
these days? If they really ate them they wouldn’t look that good.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 3, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
They're selling burgers?
I hadn’t noticed.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
There was a former FDA guy on Democracy Now this AM
Talking about how the food industry uses sugar, fat, and salt to control people’s eating habits. He forgot sex.
@worldblee on Twitter.
I think that ad is truly offensive
“More than just a piece of meat”? I’m offended and I’m a guy.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Mr. Trump disagrees
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 3, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
She would definitely eat 99 tacos for 2 cents
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 3, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
you know cy young never even won a cy yound award
by Belinelli's the savior on Aug 3, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
Cy Yound did, however.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
you know what Lou Gehrig died from?
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Catfish Hunter's disease
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Lou Gehrid's disease?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 3, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
me too.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Brett Anderson is pitching well, but that’s about it.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
a burger commercial
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 3, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Some Shakespeare talk.
Other than that, no.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
nothing, sweets.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Tease still to come.
You’re in plenty of time.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Embrace the tease.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
low scoring game.
no doubt it’s coming.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait what the hell is Anderson still out there for
Jesus Christ, Geren. Can’t you do anything right?
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
100 pitches :-(
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
This should be the last batter faced surely
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
Weeds was on again tonight
Meh. How does a show fall so fast?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 3, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
yay strickout
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Alright Dusty Geren
Enough playing around with Anderson’s arm. Could you give the kid a rest yet?
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
He will now
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 3, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
bogus
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Claps for Anderson
This guy is gonna be a star someday.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 3, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
He should pitch in KC Friday which will be a treat for me
Could be going against Greinke.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 3, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Greinke will pitch a no-hitter.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
do you have "the shinning"?
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you Scatman Caruthers?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 3, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Groundskeeper Willie, actually.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
no he won't
I’ll be heckling the shit out of him. I’ll yell “Rated-R Superstar” to represent AN.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 3, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Why do you assume the A's will walk?
Perfecto.
If his arm doesn't fall off first.
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
by walk off bunt on Aug 3, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Still a pretty good outing for Brett though, no?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Hell yes
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 3, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Far be it for me to agree with Bob Geren,
but I like that he left Anderson in. I think Anderson deserved a chance to try to get out of the inning and hope the A’s could rally in the 8th and he was barely at 100 pitches. He just should have pitched Byrd a little more carefully with 1B open, a righty on deck and Wuertz ready. But that’s not Geren’s doing.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Isn't that Suzuki's call or are you referring to location?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 3, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it was just Anderson's execution
He left a slider out over the plate — could have been fatigue, but could also have just been “one of those things,” like his mistake to Michael Young on a fat first pitch changeup earlier in the game.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Sorry, big-boned changeup.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Generously proportioned
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
When geren finally comes to the mound, he should say
“Mr. Anderson! Surprised to see me?”
Do you know the way to San Jose?
And Anderson should say...
“Yeah, you’re usually asleep until the 9th at least”
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
GYMNASTICS!
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
{studio audience applause}
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Where??
{empties chamber}
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
long story.
ask ZF
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
I forgive you.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Rivercats update
Sixth inning. Cunningham 3-3. Wallace 1-3. Cardenas 0-3 (that dude really hits a wall every time they promote him, huh?)
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
Also
I know Swingles is just great and all, but can we really not give Cunningham a real chance? They’ve already decided Buck isn’t long for this league, fine, but Cunningham’s only freaking 23. He could, you know, be a fine regular corner outfielder.
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
by walk off bunt on Aug 3, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Cunningham is 4 months older than Wallace
He deserves a chance.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Watching the a's offense has been as exciting
as watching paint dry……un-bearable. Anderson does not deserve a loss, or even a ND with his performance tonight.
7.2 IP, 6 H, 2 ER vs TEX > 5.0 IP, 1 H, 0 ER vs. OAK
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by eastcoasta'sfan on Aug 3, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright already
SCORE
SOME
FARKING
RUNS
YOU
SACKS
OF
SHITE
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

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