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Well, we haven't had any good musical interludes in a while, and after this one, well, we still won't have had any good ones.

Star-divide

Well, I live in Sac, and when I can't get an FM station, clearly, I have to listen to KNBR, and I have 3 words for Paul Mccaffrey,and his songs

DOA






 

(Chorus)

Only sports talk host to screw up baseball without a pen

No Idea on his track let his music hopefully end, end, end

 

[Verse 1]

This is anti Paulie’s tunes, death of the Cain song,

This ain't for A’s fans, this ain't for sing alongs

This is William Hung at the Idol, bring a blonde

Preferably not a fat ass who can’t sing a song

Wrong, this ain't geographically correct

This might offend my SF Giant connects

His songs don't have melodies

This should make hitters wanna go and commit 6-4-3

Get your mic tooken

I may do it myself, I'm so Oakland

I know we facing a recession

But the music y'all making going put A’s fans in a depression

All you  lack is compassion

Put your mic back down, call it a wrap man

Your songs make us ill want to get violent

This is death of Paulie’s tune moment of silence

 

 

 

(Chorus)

 

[Verse 2]

This ain't a number one record

This is practically assault with a deadly weapon

I made it just for Pablo and...

... Lincecum, I want niggas to feel threatened

Stop your bloodclot crying

The kid, the dog, A’s fans dying, no lying

You favorite teams not tight

You browns too bright, Murphy’s voice too light

I might never wear black for a year straight

I might bring back a Dodger brigade

This ain't for z100

Ye told me to kill y'all to keep it 1 hundred

This is for Hot 97

This shit's for Clue, for Khaled, for we the best in

Your songs make us ill want to get violent

This is death of Paulie’s tune moment of silence

 

 

 

(Chorus)

 

[Verse 3]

Your  songs don’t need a verse about Manny

You did a song for Duke,it was just corny

Get somebody from ESPN to talk on this

Give this to a producer, let him crap on it

Fifty thou' to stop all this

I just don't know anybody who ever liked this

Paulie Mac is singing too much

Get back to talk you Jim Romein too much

You’re not a multi-millionaire

So how is it you still have a job here

Don't be in the KNBR hallway talking about how I be in the studio all day

That sound stupid to me

If you a Sport talk host this is how you prove it to me

Your songs make us ill want to get violent

This is death of Paulie’s tune moment of silence

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I thought you were about to nominate Rajai Davis for MVP…

100% Athletics, 100% Baseball. 2009 Athletics, 40% Baseball.

by fruitattack on Aug 28, 2009 1:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just the Hank Aaron Award

Oh, wait.

The Oakland A's: Pissing off fathers of disappointing baseball players who still managed to be better than their dads (charter club members: Tom Grieve & Ed Crosby)
Last of the Ninth - Photography

by Flashfire on Aug 28, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"commit 6-4-3" LOL

I always have thought DP calls had a kind of “police code” sound to them…

Prithee, be not perturbed by yon third bagger.

by Poppy on Aug 28, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I liked it.

I thought the changed lyrics kind of clever and I like the original too.

by IM4Oakgal on Aug 29, 2009 11:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, that's like the worst Jay-Z rap I've ever heard.

I mean, that really sucked. He’s usually quite good. Tight beat though.

Also, agreed on “commit 6-4-3.” Classic.

by Elston Gunn on Aug 30, 2009 10:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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