You can laugh all you want
Well, we haven't had any good musical interludes in a while, and after this one, well, we still won't have had any good ones.
Well, I live in Sac, and when I can't get an FM station, clearly, I have to listen to KNBR, and I have 3 words for Paul Mccaffrey,and his songs
(Chorus)
Only sports talk host to screw up baseball without a pen
No Idea on his track let his music hopefully end, end, end
[Verse 1]
This is anti Paulie’s tunes, death of the Cain song,
This ain't for A’s fans, this ain't for sing alongs
This is William Hung at the Idol, bring a blonde
Preferably not a fat ass who can’t sing a song
Wrong, this ain't geographically correct
This might offend my SF Giant connects
His songs don't have melodies
This should make hitters wanna go and commit 6-4-3
Get your mic tooken
I may do it myself, I'm so Oakland
I know we facing a recession
But the music y'all making going put A’s fans in a depression
All you lack is compassion
Put your mic back down, call it a wrap man
Your songs make us ill want to get violent
This is death of Paulie’s tune moment of silence
(Chorus)
[Verse 2]
This ain't a number one record
This is practically assault with a deadly weapon
I made it just for Pablo and...
... Lincecum, I want niggas to feel threatened
Stop your bloodclot crying
The kid, the dog, A’s fans dying, no lying
You favorite teams not tight
You browns too bright, Murphy’s voice too light
I might never wear black for a year straight
I might bring back a Dodger brigade
This ain't for z100
Ye told me to kill y'all to keep it 1 hundred
This is for Hot 97
This shit's for Clue, for Khaled, for we the best in
Your songs make us ill want to get violent
This is death of Paulie’s tune moment of silence
(Chorus)
[Verse 3]
Your songs don’t need a verse about Manny
You did a song for Duke,it was just corny
Get somebody from ESPN to talk on this
Give this to a producer, let him crap on it
Fifty thou' to stop all this
I just don't know anybody who ever liked this
Paulie Mac is singing too much
Get back to talk you Jim Romein too much
You’re not a multi-millionaire
So how is it you still have a job here
Don't be in the KNBR hallway talking about how I be in the studio all day
That sound stupid to me
If you a Sport talk host this is how you prove it to me
Your songs make us ill want to get violent
This is death of Paulie’s tune moment of silence
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I thought you were about to nominate Rajai Davis for MVP…
100% Athletics, 100% Baseball. 2009 Athletics, 40% Baseball.
Just the Hank Aaron Award
Oh, wait.
The Oakland A's: Pissing off fathers of disappointing baseball players who still managed to be better than their dads (charter club members: Tom Grieve & Ed Crosby)
Last of the Ninth - Photography
"commit 6-4-3" LOL
I always have thought DP calls had a kind of “police code” sound to them…
Prithee, be not perturbed by yon third bagger.
Wow, that's like the worst Jay-Z rap I've ever heard.
I mean, that really sucked. He’s usually quite good. Tight beat though.
Also, agreed on “commit 6-4-3.” Classic.

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