Hi all.  Tonto here to tell you how much big A's Tonto is.  Tonto been A's fan for many many years.  Tonto first favorite player was Jerry Lumpe when A's were in Kansas City.  Tonto no like those days! A lot of big heap trouble games! 

But Tonto always say, "Look toward future"

Tonto worried about future though.  A's no have player that Wap-a-pap.  Hit ball long way.  Jack Cust Wap-a-pap sometime, but most time Jack Cust strikeout and bat make mighty wind.  A's need more Wap-a-pap.  A's need Wap-a-pap like Tonto need articles. You see Ryan Sweeney try to Wap-a-pap?  It make Tonto laugh.  Make Tonto sad laugh.  Ryan Sweeney almost big as Tonto!  Try for Wap-a-pap Ryan Sweeney, try for Tonto.  Or lift stones like Tonto do.  Tonto get big strong like that! 

Maybe full year for Scott Hariston make more Wap-a-pap.  Tonto hope.

Tonto think next year A's no sign wrinkly Wap-a-pap.  No Jason Giambi players for Tonto please.  Tonto at least like watch young players watch ball for strike.  Tonto like Tommy Everidge.  He look like bear Tonto wrestles.  

Tonto like Rajai Davis he run like squirrel up tree.  Tonto think Billy Beane need to make team full of squirrels and bears.  Fast man and strong man.  No more Ryan Sweeney man.  He like racoon or something.  Tonto no good with analogies.  But Tonto know racoons are no good baseball.

Tonto like young A's pitcher though.  Wish they were still minor league pitcher though.  Tonto watch Anderson throw ball and Tonto sad.  Tonto sad because that one less game Anderson pitch for A's in future.  "Oh well", say Tonto.

Tonto use to it.