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Open Thread: Game 120 - A's vs. Yankees (cont.)

3-2 Yankees going to the 8th. Oh by the way, Geren: SWEENEY CAN'T HIT LEFTIES.

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Sucks.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Aug 19, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giambi.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LESS THAN?

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 19, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zero.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 19, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

KenKo is explaining

that no one would be available to come in on defense afterward.

Crosby and Hairston are both sore. Anyone have any better ideas?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 19, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

EGon

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 19, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just because his OPS is 2.000 doesn’t mean he’s a good hitter!

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assume Nick was talking about EGon in LF.

Which is even funnier.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 19, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 19, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

roomy.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 19, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Woooo

New thread mojo. plz?

-The dude responsible for this mess

Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by idunno723 on Aug 19, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate my Internet.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

it wuvs you....

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 19, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a lie.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

you've got to give a little...

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 19, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I try.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh hai.

let’s go oakland.

ElQuesoCapitan: Grant Green stings the sting of a million Cliff Penningtons.

by pam5981 on Aug 19, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Hi, there.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

woof.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 19, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, P

’Sup?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 19, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

long day. need a win!

ElQuesoCapitan: Grant Green stings the sting of a million Cliff Penningtons.

by pam5981 on Aug 19, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you just get back from work?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 19, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

about half an hour ago.

ElQuesoCapitan: Grant Green stings the sting of a million Cliff Penningtons.

by pam5981 on Aug 19, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry about the long day.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 19, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thx...lots of them coming up unfortunately! Getting in the groove.

ElQuesoCapitan: Grant Green stings the sting of a million Cliff Penningtons.

by pam5981 on Aug 19, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least you are still working

I had another buddy laid off this week

PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves

by adragon on Aug 19, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is true.

ElQuesoCapitan: Grant Green stings the sting of a million Cliff Penningtons.

by pam5981 on Aug 19, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I predict that we’ll be out of the recession in 12-14 months.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whether the A's win or not, we love you here.

(Note to R-Star: plural pronoun.)

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 19, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks! That's nice.

ElQuesoCapitan: Grant Green stings the sting of a million Cliff Penningtons.

by pam5981 on Aug 19, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I've started

listening exclusively to the shins while I watch baseball games that I’m emotionally vested in… It keeps me from getting overly pissed off.

by gorilla_baller on Aug 19, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The shins

just relax me man. I tend to get worked up over performance-related issues.

by gorilla_baller on Aug 19, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

poor little ting ting.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 19, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, it's a great record

if you like that, you’ll also like florence and the machine. the singles, esp, the album isn’t quite as good

by bobnothing on Aug 19, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you remember the game against the Twins we came back so far from?

I had game threads going the whole time and was listening to an old Lou Reed concert from the late 70s.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 19, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lou Reed is the best

Velvet Underground is my #1 band of all time

by cityplANner on Aug 19, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lou Reed is the best

Velvet Underground is my #1 band of all time

by cityplANner on Aug 19, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

high on my list as well.

not sure I’d say #1, but I’m real familiar with them.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 19, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Jonathan Richman wrote a great song about them

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 19, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Straight Out of Boston

To reinvent the modern rock and roll
He put down the cigarette and dropped out of B.U.

Too sensitive for this world
Too sensitive for that girl

He could look right through the Cezannes
If he had a girlfriend
A g-i-r-l-f-r-e-n
In the astral plane

Too sensitive for this world
Too sensitive for that girl
Please God don’t let me end up like Jonathan Richman
Turn the radio off

He was never called an asshole
As he would walk past the Fenway
Modern girls modern rock and roll
He’s straight you’re stoned

Too sensitive for this world
Too sensitive for that girl
Please God don’t let me end up like Jonathan Richman
Turn the radio off

Please God don’t let me end up like Jonathan
Please God don’t let me end up like Jonathan
Please God don’t let me end up being like Jonathan Richman

by Kevin2 on Aug 19, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer the song “Straight Outta Compton” by N.W.A.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

word bitchez

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by adragon on Aug 19, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like them an awful lot

but I still have this terrible suspicion of bands that finished releasing singles before I was born. Their first three records, however, do present a tantalizing glimpse of what music could have been like if the beatles hadn’t ruined it

by bobnothing on Aug 19, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've only heard a few of their songs

so I’m not qualified to comment on them

by sirbed on Aug 19, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's a lot like Dylan in that.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 19, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Primus Sucks.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 19, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd forgotten that!

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 19, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're waiting for this bastard . . .

Everyone say, Leopold, you’re a bastard

"Get heavy!" - Kotsay

by OaklandInvader on Aug 19, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get this bum out

with his good looks and talent

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by adragon on Aug 19, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Hehehe

Jeter K’d

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by adragon on Aug 19, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 19, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

New Thread - New Poster

Hi to you all…..are we winning yet??

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 19, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

not quite

but considering it’s the A’s… close enough

by cityplANner on Aug 19, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi Berry.

not yet. we will be, though. just wait.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 19, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nor yet but we are closing the gap

PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves

by adragon on Aug 19, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's why I tuned in as soon as I got here!

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 19, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Jack Cust huh? 'Bout time.

ElQuesoCapitan: Grant Green stings the sting of a million Cliff Penningtons.

by pam5981 on Aug 19, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm on the edge of my seat.

ElQuesoCapitan: Grant Green stings the sting of a million Cliff Penningtons.

by pam5981 on Aug 19, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now if only those other slackers would get on base in front of him.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 19, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woo.

I thought you had left.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate it when that happens.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes, mine will freeze out of nowhere when I’m just scrolling down or when I move the mouse.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree - I can't decide if it is an AN problem or a Firefox problem.

There was a new update recently

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 19, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it’s the site.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not having any issues with AN on Firefox.

ElQuesoCapitan: Grant Green stings the sting of a million Cliff Penningtons.

by pam5981 on Aug 19, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

My Firefox is perfect.

/knocks on wood

-The dude responsible for this mess

Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by idunno723 on Aug 19, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually haven't installed the latest update yet...so wondering if I should hold off.

ElQuesoCapitan: Grant Green stings the sting of a million Cliff Penningtons.

by pam5981 on Aug 19, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

“If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.”

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure if that is the issue......

it’s co-inky- dinky though

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 19, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

REGGIE JACKSON

Wearing a NY Yankee Ballcap behind homeplate.

Ouch.

by Colorado Fan on Aug 19, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT?

Unpossible.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Aug 19, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

doesn't he work for them?

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 19, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't know that.

Sad.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Aug 19, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice catch Raji

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by adragon on Aug 19, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

phew

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Aug 19, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe we don't want to pitch to this guy

duh

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by adragon on Aug 19, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

let tie this now

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Aug 19, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

siddown, bitch

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 19, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Wuertz!

Now, runz.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Aug 19, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I like that song

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Aug 19, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, a new radio ad!

I don’t think I’ve heard the Santa Cruz boardwalk yet this year. Sounds different. More of the song.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 19, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Woo hoo -- yay for bad ball/strike calls!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 19, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I demand runz.

ElQuesoCapitan: Grant Green stings the sting of a million Cliff Penningtons.

by pam5981 on Aug 19, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

DO YOU HEAR, A'S?!

SHE DEMANDS RUNS! DO IT! NOW!!!!!

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 19, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

heehee

ElQuesoCapitan: Grant Green stings the sting of a million Cliff Penningtons.

by pam5981 on Aug 19, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO YOU HEAR THAT, A'S?!

HE POLITELY ASKS FOR RUNS!!!! DO IT!!! please?

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 19, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It works better when you're demanding.

ElQuesoCapitan: Grant Green stings the sting of a million Cliff Penningtons.

by pam5981 on Aug 19, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

my radio went away.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 19, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Mine too.

It died just as I was posting about the boardwalk ad.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 19, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

I rebooted it

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by adragon on Aug 19, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went straight to the alternate page.

It’s back now.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 19, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Were you mean to it??

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 19, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Came

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 19, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

After

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 19, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Decided to

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 19, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It'd be funny to have an unofficial gameday thread for that classic game tomorrow night...

…like we were back in 1996.

“Nomar? I remember that guy in the College World Series!”

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by Flashfire on Aug 19, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

It would - I have to work. boo hoo

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 19, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe I'll do one and see what happens

I hardly even remember Willie Adams.

Last of the Ninth - Photography Site / jamesvenes.com - Blog

by Flashfire on Aug 19, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

What will we do with ourselves?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s face reality together, then.

You should come over.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO!!!!

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Aug 19, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go outside?

Nope don’t want to risk it

by sirbed on Aug 19, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get work done.

for a change

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 19, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, but AN Day is on Saturday!!

Woohoo!

ElQuesoCapitan: Grant Green stings the sting of a million Cliff Penningtons.

by pam5981 on Aug 19, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

double sigh.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 19, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn’t throw like one, however.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

and a petulant one too

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Aug 19, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

`

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 19, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a pretty flower.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'M too young to know who that is.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 19, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

60's film star?

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 19, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Britain's Shirley Temple"

She’ll still singing, too. In her 70s now.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 19, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you're alone and things are making you lonely

you can always go … downtown!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 19, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you've got worries,

All the noise and the hurry
Seems to help, I know, downtown

by Deborah51 on Aug 19, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay! I love that song!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 19, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pant's on fire I say!!!

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 19, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's a mouth breather.....

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 19, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Girardi have jaundice?

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 19, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

So Gaudin came out early?

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Aug 19, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

1 hit and 5 walks in 4.1

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 19, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately, not Zook

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 19, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

too bad we couldnt light him up

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Aug 19, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He pitched 4.2 innings tonight.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lied.

It was 4.1 innings.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

if Cust comes through here, and I ain't counting a walk

I will eat my hat.

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Aug 19, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Who's taking pictures of the hat eating???

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 19, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is a sad state when you can't pinch run for Powell

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by adragon on Aug 19, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

My friend's at the game

says there’s a sign up that says “Derek Jeter, I love you. PS I’m 18”

by cityplANner on Aug 19, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha ha ha

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by adragon on Aug 19, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

"P.S. I have herpes"

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 19, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Balk!

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Cust is going to give me a heart attack

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by adragon on Aug 19, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Herb Washington

…would have stole home by now.

by Axl on Aug 19, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Was he the guy that had 24 steals in a single season without picking up a bat or a glove?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

He was the track star that Finley signed as a gimmick. He had 29 steals in 1974…and was caught 16 times.

I guess he would have “tried” to steal home by now.

by Axl on Aug 19, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Aug 19, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice job Jack

Now pinch run for Powell….Nomah?

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by adragon on Aug 19, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm sorry.

NOMAR is pinch running for Landon Powell?

ElQuesoCapitan: Grant Green stings the sting of a million Cliff Penningtons.

by pam5981 on Aug 19, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Both Hairston and Crosby

have sore legs today.

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by iglew on Aug 19, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

this can't end well.

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by pam5981 on Aug 19, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet!

Speed burners are on!

Oh, here comes Nomar

"Get heavy!" - Kotsay

by OaklandInvader on Aug 19, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. Nomar as pinch runner.

How sad is our bench?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 19, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Sad and injured

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 19, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know you're slow

when your manager gives up the DH so that Nomar Garciaparra can run for you.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 19, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Losing the DH?!?!

That’s interesting…..they’d better make this happen.

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 19, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, but it's late enough in the game

we’ll be swapping out pitchers anyway, so losing the DH shouldn’t be such a big deal.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 19, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nomar pinch runs for Powell

So Zooks will now be catching and no more DH. Hopefully we score 2+ runs this inning and shut down the Wankees in the 9th.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 19, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Powell is the catcher; Suzuki is the DH

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by Nico on Aug 19, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zooks replaces Powell at catcher, so no more DH

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 19, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can win the game before it comes to the designated hitter since that spot is due up fifth in the bottom of the ninth.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good job by Glen and Ray to keep on top of that

sarcasm…

"I was right and you were wrong." - Ray Fosse

by kbtoyz on Aug 19, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO TOMMY!!

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by pam5981 on Aug 19, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

jeebus, outside not a strike

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Aug 19, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

FCK!

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Aug 19, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

shite

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 19, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that just sucks.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Freakin' A!

Worthless!

"Get heavy!" - Kotsay

by OaklandInvader on Aug 19, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

We can still tie this thing up, though.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

yay.

we’re good with runners in scoring position with no outs.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 19, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

And he did not bunt why?

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by adragon on Aug 19, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Cust!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 19, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ellis......

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 19, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Davis has gotten better.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the whole point

any other team would have had someone capable of bunting.

Just watch in the 9th. If we are lucky to get a man on 1st the idiot will bunt him over.

by Trainman on Aug 19, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because

He will waste an out against Mariano Rivera when you should not bunt

by Trainman on Aug 19, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

shite

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 19, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

uhhh strike zone seems pretty damn big tonight

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by pam5981 on Aug 19, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Indeed.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems to start around the ankles -- been that way for both teams

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 19, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 19, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Whatever.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

gd dmnt

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Aug 19, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know since it’s just a 3-2 deficit.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two words

Mariano
Rivera

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 19, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's a douche,

Screw him.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 19, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can take him.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where's Scoot when you need him?

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by adragon on Aug 19, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Canada.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like they left a decade on base

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 19, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Home plate ump

…is smoking DMT apparently.

by Axl on Aug 19, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

eh

The A’s just wanna make the game interesting…

-The dude responsible for this mess

Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by idunno723 on Aug 19, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

What a fuckin tease

I thought we were thru with that shit

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by adragon on Aug 19, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

The A's have the worst roster management in the league,

and it’s why they’re screwed in this game.

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by Nico on Aug 19, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

The A’s have the worst roster management in the league, and it’s why they’re screwed in this game season.

I fixed it for you

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by adragon on Aug 19, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love it

and it is

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by adragon on Aug 19, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a great commercial.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does Game Day Auidio hate me tonight?

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 19, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

“Cahoots” is a funny word, I think.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you can explain the etymology,

Pam will love you.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 19, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, me too.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 19, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

can't do it.

invoking taft-hartley act and clicking off and hitting the sack.

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Aug 19, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

What a shocker

2000 lb guy hitting a ground ball.

by Trainman on Aug 19, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

fat boy

how many DP’S has tommy the fatboy hit into in the 20 something games he has played i think it is like over 7 and that % sucks to hell

by tcelt on Aug 19, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

My sentiments exactly

For a big guy, he sure grounds out a lot. Before the game his GIDP% was 6.3.

I would rather give Barton another try…I guess he is injured, though.

by Axl on Aug 19, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

and big boys dps is always a killer we should have pitch hit for him because this guy scares me when he comes to bat with men on 1st r loaded he is a walkin dp to happen

by tcelt on Aug 19, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that's his 6th (in 22 games)

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 19, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

I hated The Odyssey

-The dude responsible for this mess

Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by idunno723 on Aug 19, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell me about it.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

The Odyssey is great! It’s the Illiad that sucks.

….oh wait, ISWYDT

by cityplANner on Aug 19, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

totally agree.

Have you read Robert Graves’ Homer’s Daughter? It’s awesome.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 19, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s that good

by Axl on Aug 19, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

to bad he can't pinch run

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by adragon on Aug 19, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rickey is so fast that he could pinch run for Rickey.

And no one can pinch run for Rickey.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 19, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's Go Oakland!!!!!

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 19, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Very audible "Oh shit" from Swish.

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by pam5981 on Aug 19, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

No, that was me seeing Rivera jog in from the bullpen

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by Nico on Aug 19, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Classic

You could even hear it past the spittle and wad of chaw…

"I was right and you were wrong." - Ray Fosse

by kbtoyz on Aug 19, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kennedy, Davis and Ellis.

our guys. Let’s do this.

DEATH TO MARIANO!

DEATH TO THE INFIDELS!

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 19, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I can haz walkoff win plz?

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 19, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

What do you think about a two-run walk-off inside-the-park home run by Rajai Davis?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He'll be called out for passing the other runner on the bases.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 19, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Iglew, do you have rally pictures to post?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

No.

I think tonight’s candidates are Kate Hudson and Petula Clark.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 19, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

as soon as it fades,

manually switch to the NY feed, and then immediate switch back to the OAk feed.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 19, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for some pew pew pew

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by pam5981 on Aug 19, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Penelope Houston signed my shirt at an Avengers show a couple years ago

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 19, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Big Slick!!

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by adragon on Aug 19, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Don's throwing shit on to the field.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 19, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

That's not monkeyball?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 19, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re going 2-14 now, are we?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

very

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by adragon on Aug 19, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Certainly was in the bottom of 8 with 2 on and no outs

And there goes John Sterling Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Yankees win.

God that is awful to listen to

by Trainman on Aug 19, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh the suspense.

C’mon Ellis.

-The dude responsible for this mess

Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by idunno723 on Aug 19, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

...outage

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 19, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

`

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 19, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love wiener dogs,

but wouldn’t that unicorn be deep-fried?

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 19, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shut up.

You Unicorn supremacist.

-The dude responsible for this mess

Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by idunno723 on Aug 19, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

`

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 19, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Betancourt feed? What?

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 19, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

me too. (I thought I was the only one so HA)

-The dude responsible for this mess

Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by idunno723 on Aug 19, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uni-Corn.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 19, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

iglew's playing monkey.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 19, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the help Bloom

it’s a good thing I’m sexy because I’m sure not smart

by sirbed on Aug 19, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

I got the same problem gift as you.

-The dude responsible for this mess

Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by idunno723 on Aug 19, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh...

I suck.

-The dude responsible for this mess

Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by idunno723 on Aug 19, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you....

some of us are denser than others – or we’re just don’t know WHAT GAME we’re playing!!! It was a bit abstract for me!! LOL ;-)

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 19, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

fark you new york

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 19, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate the Yankees.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 19, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Yankees cheated...

Just sayin’

-The dude responsible for this mess

Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by idunno723 on Aug 19, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

HAVE FUN LOSING IN OCTOBER, BRICKS!

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 19, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

The New York Knicks?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate the Yankees but I am hoping they beat the slegnA

somehow of they face them.

That’s how much I hate the slegnA

by Trainman on Aug 19, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

in that instance,

one of his teams WILL lose, TM.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 19, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

I could also put up with Boston making the playoffs and beating the slegnA.

My friend has let me know about the starting 9 of the slegnA all hitting .300 or over and has told me about this at least 10 times in the last two days.

I keep telling him, their offense will cool off.

by Trainman on Aug 19, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

which it will,

especially against the good teams that make the post season.

I see the Sox repping the AL.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 19, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't we democratically vote in a another team???

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 19, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I would select either of

Trainman’s roommate’s favs before them, but I don’t see it ending any other way. The Yankees are no longer built for the post-season. The Angels always fold and whoever wins the Central’s gonna be too beat up after that bloodfest.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 19, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm so sad Texas has fallen apart.

They waited much later in the season than they usually do!! Made me hopeful I could root for an underdog instead of just hating the dominant team on general principals!!

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 19, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's about 95% of all Mariano Rivera

Outcomes. Incredible.

All Games and Comments are Subject to Blackout

by Hit4TheCycle on Aug 19, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

This game made me sort of nostalgic

Having 2 guys on the bench who are too hurt to play but aren’t on the DL really brought back a lot of memories.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 19, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW. Just replayed Teixeira's HR.

Monster.

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by pam5981 on Aug 19, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I fucking hate the Yanks

go take a long walk off a short dock

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by adragon on Aug 19, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we still blame the Raiders?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 19, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I still see yard line marks.

So I’m okay with that.

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by pam5981 on Aug 19, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that what everyone does?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, so get on board.

ElQuesoCapitan: Grant Green stings the sting of a million Cliff Penningtons.

by pam5981 on Aug 19, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll pass.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I won’t leave the Raiders for anyone except for that one girl.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmmm, I do love me some sugar.

On top of what?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 19, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You and I, on the other hand,

will do exactly the reverse.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 19, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is still opposite night??

I thought that was last night……

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 19, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone but you.

Try it. It’s fun!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 19, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda like the Raiders too.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 19, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most people ignore the raiders

because they just couldn’t care less.

Do you know the way to San Jose?

by eastcoasta'sfan on Aug 19, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's blame the ump for the no-balk balk

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 19, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even think they’re ranked now. They’ll return to mediocrity without Harrell and Crabtree.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Crabtree even signed yet?

-The dude responsible for this mess

Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by idunno723 on Aug 19, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am adult enough to accept the hilarious irony

…of the “Athletics” being perpetually injured and unable to run. Unable to run, FFS. On second thought, I believe I will weep like a child instead.

by Axl on Aug 19, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

oh wow the team with the 200 million dollar payroll

barely beats the team that can’t resign its own players

by green tusks on Aug 19, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

pshaw.

We just resigned Giambi last week.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 19, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes,

or mass assault. one or the other. I vote, try it.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 19, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The last time I picked up a bobble head, it was a Houston Street one

after he blew the save last night, I drunkenly tossed it off the colliseum bridge as some sort of cosmic revenge

by bobnothing on Aug 19, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

onto the train tracks???

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 19, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh the 1-2-3 DP.

That was hideous.

ElQuesoCapitan: Grant Green stings the sting of a million Cliff Penningtons.

by pam5981 on Aug 19, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I think this loss

evens out the Tomko win.

-The dude responsible for this mess

Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by idunno723 on Aug 19, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

i don't care about the outcome so much anymore

as much as i do seeing the starter go deep and do well

by green tusks on Aug 19, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Cliff Lee is owning the NL

He’s a good pitcher obviously but he is making the rest of the NL his Bitch.

Hopefully our youngsters will be doing this in 2011. Owning the AL. Nice to see some dominant performances like we used to get at the beginning of the decade.

by Trainman on Aug 19, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

But what will you be unhappy about?

ElQuesoCapitan: Grant Green stings the sting of a million Cliff Penningtons.

by pam5981 on Aug 19, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He'll have to become a Raiders fan.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 19, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Raiders fans aren’t unhappy, though, for the most part. We’re, uh, optimistic about this season.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course he's owning them

think of the al lineups he faced and the nl lineups he’s facing now. It’s night and day.

by green tusks on Aug 19, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always hear this - but I don't understand why?

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 19, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Simply put, AL pitchers don't get the luxury of pitching to a pitcher.

But it cuts both ways. NL purists constantly complain about how in the AL, they don’t actually play baseball, because a baseball team only has nine starters, not ten.

It’s all a bunch of bollocks.

by Axl on Aug 19, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems like the AL pitchers have to be that much better b/c of the DH factor.

They are facing the Best of the Best hitters in the DH spots (theoretically) is this borne out statistically?

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 19, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay so what other news did I miss today?

Saw that we were looking for some starting pitching.

ElQuesoCapitan: Grant Green stings the sting of a million Cliff Penningtons.

by pam5981 on Aug 19, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

John Smoltz is with the Cardinals.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 19, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I heard he was now "with the Cards"

I assumed they meant Gin Rummy or some such. The guy’s gotta be pushing 60.

by Axl on Aug 19, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Naah. He's younger than me.

I think Moyer and Johnson are the only ones left for me.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 19, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's funny that the Cardinals

always sign pitchers who seem washed up or are average pitchers for the most part and Dave Duncan or some genius turns them around.

Joe Pineiro, Ryan Franklin.

He even got Jeff Weaver a few years ago and managed to get wins out of them.

Of course there’s the AL to NL factor for those last 3 mentioned but still.

by Trainman on Aug 19, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

GAME RECAP IS UP

Here

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 19, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

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