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Around SBN: NFL Safety Ryan Clark's Motivational Workout

Oakland On Top, 3-0.


The A's take a 3-0 lead to the bottom of the seventh.

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Solace: Law says he's a fourth OFer
PaulThomas: I think Keith Law is only a fourth analyst

by hero66 on Aug 17, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

agrd.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

new room smell.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I'm close to that.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, I guess I better pack my man purse.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keep up the skeer, A's!

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 17, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I like it.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

It's only rock and roll?

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 17, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That line always makes me think of Robo Cop

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you know Joan Jett's was in response to that song?

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

She loved Rocky Road?

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 17, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rawr!

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ice cream?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know I never realized that "Do You Want To Touch Me" was written by Gary Glitter?

There’s a great version on youtube, but it’s pretty squicky in retrospect.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I imagine she still is.

I’d do it strictly on who she is.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always loved Tess Turbo

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 17, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

yummy.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

on the lighter side

I loved Bess Armstrong in Jaws 3D!

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

We signed Grant Green!

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeahhh!!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I told you brah.

"I feel like we are sending Danny Haren for Mulder all over again." - Cardinal fan on the Matt Holliday trade

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Props

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAPPY DANCE

"I feel like we are sending Danny Haren for Mulder all over again." - Cardinal fan on the Matt Holliday trade

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Grat!!!!!!

-Cindi

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

(It's pronounced "great" -- like Cla)

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giese

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He changed his name already?

He must be a Jairo Garcia fan

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Woot!

We signed Green!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

MLBTV about to have the story -- I'll watch and blog details

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Many thanks!!

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel as happy as I did when we landed Van Poppel!!!!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

that was an exciting day!

Let’s hope for something a little better.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes...though that's a pretty low bar

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

you've pooped into the punch bowl.

why did you add your poop to the punch, GNGS?

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

woot!

Good job, cityplANner. Our hidden diplomatic mission to the school of spoiled children worked!

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I HEARD WE JUST SIGNED SUPER-HOTTIE GREEN GRANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Green is totally my favorite color!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Except purple and brown)

-Cindi

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 17, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant Green

sounds like a superhero’s alter ego name.

by sirbed on Aug 17, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

and a bad ass 60's Jazz guitarist

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Aug 17, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

and a bar

I care about your fantasy team.

by stormtown on Aug 17, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

the signpost is the cover

of his 1964 quartet date with Bobby Hutcherson called Street of Dreams.

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Aug 17, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm fantasizing that this is why Crosby left the game around 8:57 --

he was replaced on the roster by Grant Green.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 17, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant Green

Hired to play Saxophone at home games!

by Axl on Aug 17, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Does he know yakety sax?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 17, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huzzah

Successful signing day for the Oakland A’s.

Anybody know what happened with that Strasburg fellow

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Aug 17, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

nuttin' on the Nats site

no news is not good

"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw

by One won lost won on Aug 17, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way he signs....

Its gotta be a dream to get drafted by a Major League ballclub, even the Nats. Especially as the #1 pick. WTF is with these kids?

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Aug 17, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

They just said he also signed for 15 MIL

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting, b/c MLB Network says, "no news on Strasburg

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

David Forst in the booth on the radio.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

pls to report

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 17, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's got a raspy Giambi voice.

I don’t remember him sounding like that before.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 17, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good call

I was trying to figure out who he sounded like.

by sirbed on Aug 17, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh, I wish I could hear...

"I feel like we are sending Danny Haren for Mulder all over again." - Cardinal fan on the Matt Holliday trade

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Aug 17, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know. He’s playing the designated hitter position.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks bad in the field

DH’ing?

-The dude responsible for this mess

Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by idunno723 on Aug 17, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even Cust makes that possible!

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Aug 17, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

-The dude responsible for this mess

Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by idunno723 on Aug 17, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh, just a foul ball

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 17, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Mark Ellis is a golden god.

August likes him.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 17, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

ETA, HOLY CRAP.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 17, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Word.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good for the Nats

Without Stras it would have been horrific. Now they have their franchise player.

"I feel like we are sending Danny Haren for Mulder all over again." - Cardinal fan on the Matt Holliday trade

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Aug 17, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boy

Ziegler’s getting slobberknocked.

by Emmett89 on Aug 17, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I eat my words.

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Aug 17, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not as good as pizza.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eating words isn’t as good as pizza.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about crow?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I highly doubt it.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

or Sheryl Crow

I’d eat that pizza

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Aug 17, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

... until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 17, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

All I wanna do is have some fun....

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sam Cro?

(Sons of Anarchy reference FTW)

HILLIS

by robbo650 on Aug 17, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

KenKo not asking Forst about Dyson.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 17, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I cant watch or listen to game

but is Tomko looking good or just a lucky day?

HILLIS

by robbo650 on Aug 17, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s the future.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1 billion

Ace material

-The dude responsible for this mess

Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by idunno723 on Aug 17, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks fine sitting on the bench.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has been gone for a while

but he looked great for 5 innings. Better than Todd Van Poppel

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

he shut the Yanks out thru 5

more than most of us were expecting.

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Aug 17, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ice Cube is smiling somewhere.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only because he's rich

beeeeeeooooooootch!

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Aug 17, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was Tomko-riffic!

Skill? no.
Strength? no.
Magic pixie dust mojo? YES!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 17, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Enh.

Playboy =/= hot

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 17, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just saying I'm surprised... not that I think she's all that.

Looks a lil weird when all done up, but cute in the older normal pictures.
Plus more of a brunette person.

by Athletix Man on Aug 17, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He may become the all-time HR leader....

….but he will never be a True Yankee®!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish him off.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 17, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, that was a ball.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Definitely

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon Ziggy

-The dude responsible for this mess

Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by idunno723 on Aug 17, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

MLB Network info on signings....

Ackley signed, $9.5M bonus.

No details on Green contract.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Pre-emptive "I hate Jorge Posada" comment

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 17, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

And he just STRUCK OUT LOOKING!!!!T

The best way for a Yankee to K!!

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posada hits .220 on the road.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

rather see ARod walk than get a hit

prefer he go hitless, even with a walk.

How much does ARod make per pitch?? $4000??

"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw

by One won lost won on Aug 17, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish him off.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Strasbourg 4 yrs/15.67 mill

I said "Why not baseball?" He said he hated baseball and demanded we NEVER speak of it again. He then, oddly enough, walked repeatedly into my fists and feet. So weird that he would do that! - TwistNHook, CGB

by Kallus on Aug 17, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

true, but baseball contracts are nothing compared to NFL

where guys get a $60million contract, also without ever playing at the highest level.

I said "Why not baseball?" He said he hated baseball and demanded we NEVER speak of it again. He then, oddly enough, walked repeatedly into my fists and feet. So weird that he would do that! - TwistNHook, CGB

by Kallus on Aug 17, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

And a #1 NFL pick has usually been earing millions for the NCAA without being paid a dime

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 17, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

unless they play at USC...

I said "Why not baseball?" He said he hated baseball and demanded we NEVER speak of it again. He then, oddly enough, walked repeatedly into my fists and feet. So weird that he would do that! - TwistNHook, CGB

by Kallus on Aug 17, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well there's that, of course

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

not all of it no

I’m pretty sure that Matthew Stafford is richer than Strasbourg, though

I said "Why not baseball?" He said he hated baseball and demanded we NEVER speak of it again. He then, oddly enough, walked repeatedly into my fists and feet. So weird that he would do that! - TwistNHook, CGB

by Kallus on Aug 17, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matthew Stafford is only getting about $40 million in guarantees.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

only $40 million

you kids these days have a strange sense of money! ;)

I said "Why not baseball?" He said he hated baseball and demanded we NEVER speak of it again. He then, oddly enough, walked repeatedly into my fists and feet. So weird that he would do that! - TwistNHook, CGB

by Kallus on Aug 17, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, sir!

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Boom

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Aug 17, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

HELL YEAH ZIGGY!

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 17, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

ZIGGGYYYYY

"just a beating heart ... plasma that we'll put into our uniform." - Billy Beane

by athleticsBB4life on Aug 17, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Woot!

Very enjoyable way to end an inning.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

yay strickout

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 17, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

GSPM

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Aug 17, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

sketchy, EM.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 17, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweeet!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Wooo!

OK, Tomko is now officially more fun than Giese.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 17, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

67M!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do you hate us?

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

he only hates you

I care about your fantasy team.

by stormtown on Aug 17, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he does blame him for everything.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait, I blame him or he blames me?

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You blame him.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh.

but but but only because I love him!

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if that’s the way he sees it, however.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

but I love him!

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

{sniff}

(yes)

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

sad polar bear

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 17, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That bear looks like me on a Sunday morning

getting ready to watch the Raiders lose once again.

by sirbed on Aug 17, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is me!

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

a polar bear.

living in Florida. Go figure.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

wrong kind, lover.

just a totem. but much love.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

John Heyman on Strasburg

He’s confirming the $15m deal with the Nats.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Everidges hitting now in a freefall.

Enter Daric Barton. What’s that? He’s hurt. Well…hell.

by Axl on Aug 17, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Barton is on a rehab stint in Sacto, isn't he?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freefall?

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 17, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tommy getting too conscious

with all the press attention, plus the family.

Not himself right now.

"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw

by One won lost won on Aug 17, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear Giambi is available.

Both of them, actually.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where in the world is Jeremy Giambi?

My guess is selling HGH at a gym in Mexico.

by sirbed on Aug 17, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

AK-29

-The dude responsible for this mess

Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by idunno723 on Aug 17, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

walks

-The dude responsible for this mess

Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by idunno723 on Aug 17, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would rather have a gun and not need it

than not have a gun and need it

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

expecting the Russians to parachute in any moment?

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOLVERINES!!!!!!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not again....

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wolverines!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Patrick Swayze = all caps

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

well ,that is part of my nightmare too...

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

They might have to wait in line, from what I've heard about him...

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Denise Richards first in line.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

agrd.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can't take my guns away - I've got a constitutional right

I’ve gotta be ready if the commies attack us tonight

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 17, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm kinda liking this 1 through 4.

In play, tease(s)? by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 15, 2009 3:27 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 17, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone know who's slated for the ninth?

In play, tease(s)? by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 15, 2009 3:27 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 17, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

The Yankees have Cano, Swisher and Cabrera coming up.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very nice

Not too bad.

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Aug 17, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Comcast???

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

California!

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bay Area!

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Northeast!

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arizona!

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duck

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You never tag me.

Sigh.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

:: Chases you. ::

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

AFLAC

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 17, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

(runs)

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Springer came up with it

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Aug 17, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bailey time

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 17, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Chut! Taisez-vous.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 17, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's Go Bailey!!!

Shut Out here we come!!

"Run Rickey Run!"

by oakathleticgrl15 on Aug 17, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Bailey going Daily??

"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw

by One won lost won on Aug 17, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Melky short for Melchior or Melchizedek?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 17, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

a contraction of "Me Like Milk"

"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw

by One won lost won on Aug 17, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

waitaminute...

Michael Jackson’s burial date set?!

….WTF is his body doing still not buried?!

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s channeling Tupac.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frozen like Walt Disney?

In play, tease(s)? by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 15, 2009 3:27 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 17, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh

he still is not buried??

by Lefty73 on Aug 17, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently not.

Here.

They’re going to bury him on his 51st birthday.
That makes complete sense.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus, seriously

WTF is wrong with these people?!

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously.

let’s keep the corpse above ground for A MONTH AND A HALF to bury him on his 51st birthday.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're going to get your shotgun, aren't you, LB?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

hell yeah, I am.

No way he doesn’t pop out of that coffin and do that Thriller dance.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH.....

he just got his early Christmas present

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

We'll get on ESPN b/x we're playing the Yankees!~!

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, ESPN only likes it if there's a Yankee highlight.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 17, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kudos.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woooo

Go Bailey!

-The dude responsible for this mess

Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by idunno723 on Aug 17, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

No chance, Nick

"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw

by One won lost won on Aug 17, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

What?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Punch this bastard out

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 17, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

The Arm

In play, tease(s)? by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 15, 2009 3:27 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 17, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha

leave you disgustingly gross Yankee fans.

-The dude responsible for this mess

Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by idunno723 on Aug 17, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Showin' Mariano HOW IT'S DONE

"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw

by One won lost won on Aug 17, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Victory!

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

VICTORY

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 17, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Shut out!!!!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY TOLEDO!!!

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Aug 17, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Wooo! Tomko Mojo!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 17, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Very satisfying game!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

That makes 2 in a row!

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Aug 17, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

BooYah!

In play, tease(s)? by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 15, 2009 3:27 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 17, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

dance bitches!

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Trust me y'alls

Open it in a new tab and listen while you post!!

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was fun.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

♥ ♥ ♥

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

So satisfying.

Go home, Yankee fans.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 17, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Called it

Some place, somewhere, I said Tomko would be the starter of a shutout of the Yankees.

I’m a genius. Believe me. Praise me.

by Emmett89 on Aug 17, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, 'tweren't on AN,

though you did say that giving him some starts would be a good idea, so partial credit for that.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 17, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take that Yankees!

You lost in a game where Brett Tomko was the winner!!! LOL

-The dude responsible for this mess

Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by idunno723 on Aug 17, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

showers await, pinstripers!!

a little late supper, then tucked into bed.

"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw

by One won lost won on Aug 17, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

OK, who picked zero in the Tomko earned runs pool?

nobody?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 17, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I totally called it.

{deletes morning post}

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 17, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

CENSORSHIP!!1!!

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 17, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

So...barbeque? stew?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This might have been the best day of the A's season over all

Shutting out the Yankees.

Signing Stassi.

Signing Krol.

Signing Green.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Good call Nick

a great night for the Oakland A’s

by sirbed on Aug 17, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

future credit card commercial

Max Stassi…1.5 M
Ian Krol….925K
Grant Green….2.75 M

Shutting out the Yankees…..priceless

I said "Why not baseball?" He said he hated baseball and demanded we NEVER speak of it again. He then, oddly enough, walked repeatedly into my fists and feet. So weird that he would do that! - TwistNHook, CGB

by Kallus on Aug 17, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brett Tomko shutting out the not getting destroyed by the Yankees, Priceless.

"I feel like we are sending Danny Haren for Mulder all over again." - Cardinal fan on the Matt Holliday trade

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Aug 17, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Celebrate good times, come ON!

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Aug 17, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I did some google'ing

Anyone care to shop an A’s hat on this kid?

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

ESPN REPORTS:

“Well, Oakland stole one from the Yankees tonight. Combine a tired NY squad with a little Oakland luck, and you have tonight’s contest.” crickets

by Axl on Aug 17, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

God, I hate them.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN

Evil Spawn People Network

by sirbed on Aug 17, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT WAS BRETT FUCKING TOMKO

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN 512 – 2!

"I feel like we are sending Danny Haren for Mulder all over again." - Cardinal fan on the Matt Holliday trade

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Aug 17, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

“In other news, Brett Favre might still be contemplating a comeback to the gridiron.”

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can he play right field?

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Brett

Please dry up and blow away.

Sincerely,

Everybody who does not work for ESPN

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 17, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

"And in Pittsburgh, Ben Roethlisberger's accuser -- ** mpmphh...gah...mmmm..."BEEEEEEP!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB Ntwk actually saying nice things, esp about the A's bullpen

Matthews just talked about Ziggy’s “undercheese”. Ewww.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't

EVER want to hear about Ziggy’s undercheese. Ever.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

believable

what crap.

Which MLB team in August isn’t “a tired squad” you mealy mouthed digit suckers.

"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw

by One won lost won on Aug 17, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Waaaaah. Yankees are tiiiiiiiirrrrrred!!!

Too effin bad!

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

poor Yankees.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes ESPN

time to calculate ARod’s pay per pitch. Who’d be tired at $8000 per pitch, or whatever it is???

"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw

by One won lost won on Aug 17, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

toting all that money around is exhausting.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm gettin' out the world's tiniest violin to play

My ♥ bleeds for you

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we all feel their pain

having to fly in a chartered jet and stay at 5 star hotels and make 15 million a year. God they have it tough.

by sirbed on Aug 17, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

they stay in SF.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

they def do.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, huh???

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woo Hoo!

We’re gonna have a good time tonight.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously.

I couldn’t believe that when I read it.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 17, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Attorney Bob Loblaw.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

You don't need double-talk....

….you need Bob Loblaw!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

and he's got his famous web site.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

and synchronized swimming is on universal sports!

my night is complete

I care about your fantasy team.

by stormtown on Aug 17, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't drink any longer,

but I hear good things.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey LB, you can drink vicariously through me!

I said "Why not baseball?" He said he hated baseball and demanded we NEVER speak of it again. He then, oddly enough, walked repeatedly into my fists and feet. So weird that he would do that! - TwistNHook, CGB

by Kallus on Aug 17, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do drink vicarously through quite a few of you...

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm having one now....

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Diet Pepsi here...

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

We'll I like that too....I am almost turned completely from DC.

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like DC at all.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Diet Pepsi?

God damn you are crazy Bloom

by sirbed on Aug 17, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am.

I’ll freely admit it.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I live off the stuff

I’m 70% water and 20 % diet coke and 10% bullshit

by sirbed on Aug 17, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not as bad as I used to be.

At my old work (catering/event planning company) we would break out the stuff at 9am. Addicting.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 17, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's my only addiction

so I figure that’s not to bad.

by sirbed on Aug 17, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely. It's all relative.

I try to drink more H20 than water these days, but sometimes that 3pm lull can only be cured by some DC.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 17, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is H2O water different

From regular water? or regular H20?

HILLIS

by robbo650 on Aug 17, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL.

H20 than Diet Coke. Oops.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 17, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been cutting back and drinking more water

as well. I got the DC addiction getting through college and it’s stuck with me.

by sirbed on Aug 17, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I met a guy who'd been a cook

who said that their union contract guaranteed a bottle of wine at each station in the kitchen.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Usually....no DD for me!

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

now who in their right mind would name

a beer after a Roman???!!

"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw

by One won lost won on Aug 17, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best brewer in California

I can’t attest to his mental state, but Russian River makes AWESOME beer.

by Nate on Aug 17, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

just scare up any UC Davis grad

from the enology Dept., and you’ll get something terrific.

"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw

by One won lost won on Aug 17, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the truth!!!

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

My freshman year, we had two guys brewing beer in their dorm room

Lordy, did that place reek.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 17, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've had a few great wines since I graduated (lo these many years ago)

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

What class were you in

I was ’85.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 17, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dare I say it?? '77

I absolutely loved that place. Great place to go to school. I still miss those days at times.

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agree

Davis and Iowa State for me. I love me them Ag schools (never mind I was studying Physics).

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 17, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's made in Santa Rosa, no?

Kind of cheating calling it Russian River Brewery….

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

some distance betwixt the two.

If not in landscape, then definitely in ideals.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Santa Rosa to Guerneville?

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's a little further than that.

At least 5-10 miles…

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Charles M. Schulz

Sonoma County Airport is technically a part of the City of Santa Rosa.

Take a look at a map to see the distance between the northwest corner of the airport and the nearest part of the main Russian River.

by Nate on Aug 17, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Charles M. Schulz Sonoma County Airport is about ten miles north of downtown.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

So?

Does the city limits of Oakland stop when you get more than a mile from Lake Merritt or is the Coliseum a part of Oakland?

by Nate on Aug 17, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

City of Oakland's not the City of Santa Rosa.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate, where do you live?

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't like to give out personal information online

And your question’s not relevant.

The airport is part of the incorporated city of Santa Rosa. The airport is two miles from the river. The river is two miles from the city of Santa Rosa.

by Nate on Aug 17, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I lived in Sonoma County for 15 years,

up to and including 2006. Putting The Russian River Brewery in Santa Rosa, in downtown Santa Rosa, on 4th St., where it is, is not exactly accurate.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

At any point did I say

that the river and the brewery were two miles apart?

by Nate on Aug 17, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

jesus christ.

see below.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

and I think you're channeling PT.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I were channeling PT I'd probably

be calling you a moron for even starting this argument.

by Nate on Aug 17, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

who's more the moron here?!

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

and I wasn't even talking to you when I first started.

jesus fucking christ.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't understand why you want to continue an argument based on something that you have no experience with.

why would you continue to argue about something essentially meaningless to you to the point where I want to yell?

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ignoring your mistaken assumption about my "experience"...

(I live in the North Bay. As I pointed out, it’s not relevant because even if I lived in New Jersey I could still read a map,) your argument was faulty from the beginning. First, you made the argument about Santa Rosa, not the Russian River Brewery. Secondly, the premise was silly. Where do you think Santa Rosa’s water comes from, Brett Tomko’s magical pixies?

As for why you want to yell, I take no responsibility for your mental state.

by Nate on Aug 17, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

What I said:

“Some distance betwix the two. If not in landscape, then definitely in ideals.”

I was talking about Santa Rosa and the Russian River Brewery, which is located in Santa Rosa.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

and while it may be technically correct

to say that there’s two miles between where Santa Rosa’s incorporated and the Russian River, there is considerably difference between what is considered Santa Rosa and what’s incorporated. The airport is literally seven miles from downtown. It’s a good three to four miles from even the “suburbs” of Santa Rosa.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I said

“It’s like two miles outside of town”.

An indefinite pronoun, true, but you clearly understood I was talking about the River and not the Brewery or Brett Tomko’s talent. By “town”, I meant Santa Rosa, which you also seemed to clearly understand.

Since I define a “town” as encompassing the whole of the town and not just the downtown area, my statement that the Russian River was “two miles outside of town” was correct. If you wish to redefine the word “town”, feel free to attempt to do so.

Preferably somewhere else.

by Nate on Aug 17, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

In any case, look at the post below this one,

if you feel the need to indulge in this pedantry any further. The brewery’s original location was Guerneville. I’m done. Enjoy your last word.

by Nate on Aug 17, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

what a dickish way to end.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I apologize, Nate.

No need to get so heated. You’re right. Two miles between them.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It took me half the night, but I realized my problem here!

Nate and Nick are two different people, and I’ve not realized this! I’ve been thinking the guy I’ve been friendly with for a while now was going all Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde on me. I’m so sorry, Nate. I wasn’t coming at you straight because I thought you were someone entirely different, who in turn I thought was coming at me sideways. Please forgive. I will not make that mistake again. Sorry if I got you riled up.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the airport is not part of the town.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

History:

In 1997, Russian River Brewing Company (RRBC) was founded by Korbel Champagne Cellars in Guerneville , California . Vinnie Cilurzo was hired as the Brewmaster. At the Great American Beer Festival in 1999, RRBC and Vinnie were awarded “Small Brewing Company of the Year” and “Small Brewing Company Brewmaster of the Year”. In 2002, Korbel decided to leave the beer business and sold the brewery to Vinnie and his wife, Natalie. Now located in Santa Rosa , California

by LoneStranger on Aug 17, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I just have the champagne???

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Korbel's almost Guerneville proper.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite is in Yountville, actually.

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Napa's nice. Got sober is Napa...

I like SoCo, though. Particularly love West County.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a better name for a drink than, say, Socrates!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh hey, look at this:
Pliny the Elder was a Roman naturalist, scholar, historian, traveler, officer, and writer. Although not considered his most important work, Pliny and his contemporaries created the botanical name for hops, “Lupus salictarius”, meaning wolf among scrubs." Hops at that time grew wild among willows, much like a wolf in the forest. Later the current botanical name, Humulus lupulus, was adopted. Pliny died in 79 AD while observing the eruption of Mount Vesuvius. He was immortalized by his nephew, Pliny the Younger, who continued his uncle’s legacy by documenting much of what he observed during the eruption of Mount Vesuvius.

So this totally makes sense.

by Nate on Aug 17, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

thin, I'd say

too obscure, and the beer probably too heavy on hops.

"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw

by One won lost won on Aug 17, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

Too heavy on hops? Is there such a thing?

(PtE is actually pretty balanced for a Double IPA. It’s plenty hoppy, but it’s not an out-and-out hop bomb like Lagunitas’ Hop Stoopid or Stone’s Ruination)

by Nate on Aug 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

No such thing.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

word, Pam

I’ve never had a brew that was too hoppy

I said "Why not baseball?" He said he hated baseball and demanded we NEVER speak of it again. He then, oddly enough, walked repeatedly into my fists and feet. So weird that he would do that! - TwistNHook, CGB

by Kallus on Aug 17, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

and for dessert, may I suggest...

BEER!!

I said "Why not baseball?" He said he hated baseball and demanded we NEVER speak of it again. He then, oddly enough, walked repeatedly into my fists and feet. So weird that he would do that! - TwistNHook, CGB

by Kallus on Aug 17, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

"among the scrubs"?

Salictarium is willow, isn’t it?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 17, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Willow!!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, now that you mention it, Oz was a werewolf.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent use of a rhetorical question...

…as a vague appeal to ANers vast knowledge of Latin botany terms!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

As in "acetylsalicylic acid"?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRAVEDIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

One time when I was working at the kids home,

we got tickets to the monster truck show and my boss made me go. I still hate him for that.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

And Desdemona’s “willow song” in Verdi’s opera, too: “Sal’ce, sal’ce!”

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 17, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

wasn't the thing about Pliny the Elder

that he wasn’t able to flee from Pompeii in time?

possibly because he drank too much beer?

The second half of that might be speculation.

by bobnothing on Aug 17, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmmmmm....

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

simply unpolished, as they say

more flavor.

"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw

by One won lost won on Aug 17, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well yeah.

It’s only weak pissy lagers that you can see through.

by Nate on Aug 17, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say one thousand times YES!!

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get no kick from champagne

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

mere alcohol?

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

...doesn't thrill me at all

It’s my idea of nothing to do.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

doesn't thrill me at all.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 17, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hold it! Hold it!

I said a song. A REAL song. Y’know. Something like “Swing Low, Sweet Chaaaariot”.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 17, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or "The Camptown Races"!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ummmmmm. Yah!

Is there ANY question?

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Champagne is nice and all but good beer is a friend for life (in the midsection)

by Nate on Aug 17, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

MGD is just beer flavored water.

Good commercials tho.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 17, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crazy Legs!

There’s another nickname that’s gonna stick. It’s funny cuz it’s true.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 17, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Reverse jinx worked

Hi from the BART platform

by OaklandSi on Aug 17, 2009 9:37 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

are you on the BART and have something to say?

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

grr

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN highlight

Jeter 3-4 “Wow how awesome is Jeter?” " Lets do a breakdown of his 3 hits"

HILLIS

by robbo650 on Aug 17, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

NFW.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are now 15-13 since July 20 and July 20 was four weeks ago.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

What?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

FP said.

He was a little out of it before the game today. Good lord, Brad.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 17, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of all the guys to get hit in the head.

Yikes.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's got that brand new fuzzy feeling.

Love new sweatshirts.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 17, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about trees that smell like cookies, though?

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LMAO!!!!!

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rangers didn't sign their #1 Purke

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that pronounced "Perky"

Gotta be a tough name to grow up with!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

RECAP

Here

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Aug 17, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

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