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Game 118 (cont'd): Still Scoreless

Heading to the bottom of the third, tied at zero, thanks to a double play off the bat of A-Rod. Easy as 1-2-3.

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According to ESPN’s Keith Law, the Tigers have signed first round pick Jacob Turner to a $6.25MM bonus.

Mo money, mo money mo.

"I feel like we are sending Danny Haren for Mulder all over again." - Cardinal fan on the Matt Holliday trade

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Aug 17, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Dollar bill, dollar dollar bill, y'all

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cash rules everything around me.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Tribe Called Quest narrowly edges Wu-Tang Clan as my favorite group of all time, but they’re right there.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Check the Rhime” is by far my favorite song of theirs.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really, actually left my wallet in el segundo once

"If, by 'journey', you mean, 'me coming to terms with my manlove', and the destination being 'Jack Cust' then yes. I agree." -bobnothing

by dtownmbrown on Aug 17, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that’s actually pretty awesome.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

were you distracted by a beautiful girl at a taco stand?

and did ali have the fruit punch?

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also am a chronic liar

"If, by 'journey', you mean, 'me coming to terms with my manlove', and the destination being 'Jack Cust' then yes. I agree." -bobnothing

by dtownmbrown on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

anyway.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

had you going though.

"If, by 'journey', you mean, 'me coming to terms with my manlove', and the destination being 'Jack Cust' then yes. I agree." -bobnothing

by dtownmbrown on Aug 17, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s one of the greatest songs of all time.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s keep the momentum going.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

roomy.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

It looks like we made it out just in time.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

it collapsed upon itself.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

All except for R-Star's comments.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 17, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

just keep going.

they are dead. No time to stop.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

drive on. it don't mean nothing.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way!

Tomko pitches 3 innings… no runs for the Yanks!

-The dude responsible for this mess

Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by idunno723 on Aug 17, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice end to the inning...

though Tomko’s throw almost made it unnecessarily interesting.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I am TomKolio

I need DP for my bases-loaded-hole.

I care about your fantasy team.

by stormtown on Aug 17, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I am from Lake DPcaca

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 17, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got a cousin that lives up that way.

small world.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

ARE YOU THREADENING ME???!!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

(nttawwt)

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not That There's Anything Wrong With That

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 17, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not built for that.

It’s something you have to work up to.

by LoneStranger on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard a rumor that 67M is HERE tonight?

No reports confirming at this time.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder if Peter Gammons knows.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read it on MLBTR.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Confirmed.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw the link but it was an insider article

what did it say?

"If, by 'journey', you mean, 'me coming to terms with my manlove', and the destination being 'Jack Cust' then yes. I agree." -bobnothing

by dtownmbrown on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that the same thing with Buster Olney?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

aww fuck beat me to it..

"If, by 'journey', you mean, 'me coming to terms with my manlove', and the destination being 'Jack Cust' then yes. I agree." -bobnothing

by dtownmbrown on Aug 17, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

he hates us.

he’s not showing up, except to change our water bowl and let us out to pee.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

if he doesn't, I say we poop in his shoes.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully Brett Tomko keeeps sprinkling that magic pixie dust

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Aug 17, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm I'm not real smart

but I sense some sarcasm in your post

by sirbed on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are very perceptive

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he just call hima 3 bagger?

He must of looked really ugly that day

by DaPorts! on Aug 17, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

3 bagger huh?

Just in case the first two fall off.

by sirbed on Aug 17, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I imagine this was touched on in the last thread

But I arrived late – any Green update?

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Aug 17, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

stop bossing me around spare the air ad!

do this do that don’t do this don’t do that

I care about your fantasy team.

by stormtown on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

yankee broadcasting is bragging about the pitching,

based on how far crosby missed strike 3 by. so we’re lulling them into a mirage confidence, i’m saying.

don't care if i ever get back.

by AV on Aug 17, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Bing was apparently a better hitter.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm currently doing a sign for a man named

Ben Bing.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Rudolf?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 17, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sir Rudolf

Wow you know Opera singers, you must be one of those types that knows culture and has class.

by sirbed on Aug 17, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I think Bobby's impressed a lot of scouts on other teams"

We can only hope.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Doesn’t matter after September

by A's10thMan on Aug 17, 2009 8:00 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Vince and Kenko are kissing Bobby Crosby's butt.

What’s up with that?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 17, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Crosby must have more pictures than I thought.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, it makes sense now.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

A few of them could be.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

(hopes)

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is crazy

Trades away players than trades back for them. Weird stuff.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know there are some idiots

but I can’t imagine a scenario where someone takes Crosby.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's one.

Beane: Kenny, please take Crosby.
Williams: No way.
Beane: I’ll throw in some of Fosse’s dibbs.
Williams: Ok, sure.

by LoneStranger on Aug 17, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's hope they've been bribed

and don’t really believe what they’re saying.

by sirbed on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have Dibs.

You can come over.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Croz with the D

That’s why we pay him the big bucks.

by Axl on Aug 17, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Falcon K!!!!!!

by A's10thMan on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Or not…..

by A's10thMan on Aug 17, 2009 8:02 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Baseball America’s Jim Callis says it’s a six year Major League deal that could be worth up to $7MM for Turner.

Oops.

"I feel like we are sending Danny Haren for Mulder all over again." - Cardinal fan on the Matt Holliday trade

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Brett Tomko's magic pixie dust

works for another inning.

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Aug 17, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

He's "Mike Rousing" the Yankees.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 17, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

top notch

well done sir

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Famous Rouse!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trett Bomko!

Four scoreless innings! Maybe he knows something we don’t.

by Coach Cleats on Aug 17, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

A for effort….F for FAIL

by A's10thMan on Aug 17, 2009 8:05 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Didn’t mean to reply to yours, so sorry

by A's10thMan on Aug 17, 2009 8:06 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Anyone else

Think “Inglorious Bastards” is going to be a great movie?

by A's10thMan on Aug 17, 2009 8:03 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Yep

I saw The Goods this weekend and it was pretty funny. Wasn’t expecting much, though.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm hoping it will be

Billy Beane stars….

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Aug 17, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

A's RUNZ NOW!

In play, tease(s)? by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 15, 2009 3:27 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 17, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I actually hate the Red Sox more

crazy I know.

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Aug 17, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, me too.

but that’s changed this decade.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

No doubt

That is the most painful loss I’ve ever seen from the A’s.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

do.not.speak.his.name.here.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooooh.

that, I could do. though it makes that FUCKHEAD sound like royalty. And i do mean FUCKHEAD. If he were in front of my car, I would FLOOR the accelerator. No joke.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

agrd.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lately?

Texas

All time? The Giants in 1989.

I wish? The Reds in 1990.

by Axl on Aug 17, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow...not the result I expected.

Really? Scoreless innings from Tomko? How…?

by danmerqury on Aug 17, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Obviously he thinks

he’s competing for a job!

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Aug 17, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Did your manager say anything

about the number of pitches that Tomko was projected to throw?

by Terrekain on Aug 17, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

I knew he was stretched out in your minor league system but I knew he didn’t have nearly enough starts to stretch out completely.

by Terrekain on Aug 17, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twas a joke.

If he makes it to 150, I’ll be happy.

by danmerqury on Aug 17, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beauty!

In play, tease(s)? by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 15, 2009 3:27 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 17, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Woo!

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Rajai is unstoppable

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Aug 17, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Should have been a Tripple, but he got tired of getting stranded there with 1 out

by A's10thMan on Aug 17, 2009 8:08 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

WOOT!

In play, tease(s)? by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 15, 2009 3:27 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 17, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

run

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Runnnnnnnnnnnnnzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!

by A's10thMan on Aug 17, 2009 8:09 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

RAJAI RUN!

-The dude responsible for this mess

Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by idunno723 on Aug 17, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait a minute -- the Yankees had the infield in?

What an idiotic move.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Well with Tomko on the mound...

…they can’t really afford to concede a run!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Rajai Run!

Wow, Raj was three steps from home when Kurt left the plate.

by danmerqury on Aug 17, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Zoooook

Also, the hell did they have the infield in for? Don’t they know who they’re playing?

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Aug 17, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I know

“It’s Brett Tomko — we can’t afford to fall behind 1-0 in the 4th!”

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rajai Davis has reached base safely in 21 straight games and that’s the longest streak for anyone on the team this season.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Who saw this coming?

A’s scoring on Burnett before the Yanks score on Tomko

-The dude responsible for this mess

Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by idunno723 on Aug 17, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I did.

The Yankees usually score on homeruns but are below average in hitting in the clutch.

And this ballpark is not the most conducive setting for homeruns, even though the Yankees are eager to hit flyballs off of Tomko.

That said, I expected to see the A’s score off of Burnett’s wildness/walks, but they’ve done some damage with solid contact. Burnetts one of the tougher pitchers to hit against, but it’s easy to take your walks.

by Terrekain on Aug 17, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it when the A’s have the runs!

-The dude responsible for this mess

Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by idunno723 on Aug 17, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah lets DFA Rajai now

like 99% of AN wanted to do back just a few months ago. Just to prove that we CAN!

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Aug 17, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

in fairness to us, he was horrible.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

so was everyone else.

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Aug 17, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damon looks like such a baffoon in the OF

by A's10thMan on Aug 17, 2009 8:11 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

At least he can catch the ball, unlike Pod

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

baboon or buffoon?

I care about your fantasy team.

by stormtown on Aug 17, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

their bastard love-child. baffoon.

or maybe a bassoon.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes……

by A's10thMan on Aug 17, 2009 8:14 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

His D has fallen off a cliff

at least he has that strong arm though, oh wait

by sirbed on Aug 17, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Manny cuts off the throw....

that still tickles me.

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Aug 17, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It could have been worse.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you want to knock in a few more runs to add onto your great total this month, Mark?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Do it, Dakota Boy

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Aug 17, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Balk!

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOO

Free run!

-The dude responsible for this mess

Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by idunno723 on Aug 17, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Balk. Balk, Balk!

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Who's pitching for them? Charlie Brown??

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

blockhead.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHHAH!

That is the greatest. balk. of. all. time.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Better than the K-Rod balk-off?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a sulk

Was there a balk-off, too?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, maybe I'm remembering wrong.

I thought there was a balk off. (Oh wait, was that Duchscherer?)

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 17, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mo runz!!!!!!

by A's10thMan on Aug 17, 2009 8:13 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

GIFT!

Woot! Even he’s scared of the TOmko!

"Get heavy!" - Kotsay

by OaklandInvader on Aug 17, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

He's a mountain of a man

Once lifted a Ford Pinto right over his head. Didn’t let it down until the driver started to complain.

by Axl on Aug 17, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

MORE RUNS!

-The dude responsible for this mess

Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by idunno723 on Aug 17, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Unicorn in Play, Run(z)

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

YES YES YES

Dakota Boy!

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Aug 17, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Burnett Balked

because he feared the Unicorn.

Rightly.

by Nate on Aug 17, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

We can be like they are, cmon baby

dont fear the Uni!

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

romeo and juliet...

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Santa

Please make these the 2010 A’s.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

How do you want it?

Yes, like that please, thank you!

"Get heavy!" - Kotsay

by OaklandInvader on Aug 17, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

It's pretty much an ideal inning when Zooks and Unicorn get RBIs

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

It all started with Rajai Davis.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Burnett balked because he didn’t want Mark Ellis to pad his obviously-most-important-stat-RBI’s

-The dude responsible for this mess

Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by idunno723 on Aug 17, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Burnett got low low low low low low low.

Pinstripes in the mix, NY on they caps….okay, I’m done now.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Umpires are getting out hand.

It’s time to replace them with robots.

by Axl on Aug 17, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, and then in a year or two it's Terminator time

Thanks a lot, Axl!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I'd love to see Ozzie, Lou or Scoscia

arguing with a Robot.

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Aug 17, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

to add to the robot idea and make it more feasible

there could be a robot that FINES for bad calls. a 100 for ball/strikes and an 1000 for plays at the bases. i’m not kidding. some jobs require fining. it’s like being in james brown’s band.

don't care if i ever get back.

by AV on Aug 17, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not surprised.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll take it.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Why give Buck or Cunningham ABs

When we have known mediocrity in Jack Cust!

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by walk off bunt on Aug 17, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Herdin' cows the size of schnauzers but they're cattle!

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Aug 17, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I loathe Jack Cust

"just a beating heart ... plasma that we'll put into our uniform." - Billy Beane

by athleticsBB4life on Aug 17, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has been “struggling” all year.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly he is not just struggling, he is *scuffling*.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 17, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he triffling?

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is that balk scored?

No rbi, but an ER?

"Get heavy!" - Kotsay

by OaklandInvader on Aug 17, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Correct.

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by Nico on Aug 17, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, like a wild pitch

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

i love you.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET BAILEY UP NOW!!!!

But seriously, when Ellis came up I was thinking that the Yanks should forget “lefty/righty” and forget “OBP” and walk Ellis to pitch to Cust, just because of the way those two guys are going. Fortunately, they pitched to Ellis.

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by Nico on Aug 17, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

And failed to pitch to Ellis

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although Cust looked overmatched, in his defense

Burnett was filthy during both his ABs

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by dtownmbrown on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

touche, but in this case he really was painting the corners

"If, by 'journey', you mean, 'me coming to terms with my manlove', and the destination being 'Jack Cust' then yes. I agree." -bobnothing

by dtownmbrown on Aug 17, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

in the port of amsterdam......

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Aug 17, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

there's a sailor?

I care about your fantasy team.

by stormtown on Aug 17, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

well they should, the dirty buggers--

they go from port to port…

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

how many languages do you speak?

"If, by 'journey', you mean, 'me coming to terms with my manlove', and the destination being 'Jack Cust' then yes. I agree." -bobnothing

by dtownmbrown on Aug 17, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

just one

but i also try to speak french and a bit of italian

by OakA'sHoney on Aug 17, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's your sexiest quality.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 17, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

you seemed convincing enough with the French the other night,

pour ce qu’il vaut

"If, by 'journey', you mean, 'me coming to terms with my manlove', and the destination being 'Jack Cust' then yes. I agree." -bobnothing

by dtownmbrown on Aug 17, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

or should I say

PCQV

"If, by 'journey', you mean, 'me coming to terms with my manlove', and the destination being 'Jack Cust' then yes. I agree." -bobnothing

by dtownmbrown on Aug 17, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

c'est comme l'équitation vélo!

"If, by 'journey', you mean, 'me coming to terms with my manlove', and the destination being 'Jack Cust' then yes. I agree." -bobnothing

by dtownmbrown on Aug 17, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha that google translator is gold, I tell you...

"If, by 'journey', you mean, 'me coming to terms with my manlove', and the destination being 'Jack Cust' then yes. I agree." -bobnothing

by dtownmbrown on Aug 17, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Krol signed!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Hooray!

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

woot!

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea!

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

woohoo!

-The dude responsible for this mess

Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by idunno723 on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

sweet!

"If, by 'journey', you mean, 'me coming to terms with my manlove', and the destination being 'Jack Cust' then yes. I agree." -bobnothing

by dtownmbrown on Aug 17, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too many

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really one was too many...

….if you’re playing the averages.

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what Kuiper said

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hot damn

I wonder if talks fell through with Green, so they hammered out a quick deal with Krol

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by walk off bunt on Aug 17, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

question:

if they are signing these high school guys do they still go to college? or do they start playing in the minors?

by OakA'sHoney on Aug 17, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

with pockets deep with scrill.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.

Once they sign they can’t play college ball.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Billy thinks so, too.

That’s why he didn’t make an offer to Smoak.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 17, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

they are going to be overpaid, under educated young men

with lots of money to spend, i don’t know, i just feel they’re so young

by OakA'sHoney on Aug 17, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

As an underpaid, overeducated young man

I can say I’d happily trade places.

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by walk off bunt on Aug 17, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball players spend a LOT of time playing (not studying)

and the good ones all leave after their junior years, anyway (except Green, maybe, GRRR). So a lot of these guys are unlikely to get degrees, anyway.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

No college, just minors, winter ball, etc

Every so often someone will go to school in the offseason. The O’s signed a pitcher a while ago who got an agreement in the contract to let him go to Stanford in the offseason. There was a story in the paper (I think the Philly Inquirer) about him.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you can't play in college

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Rickey could have gone to college all that time?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, but you could still go to class and get a degree

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. Straight to Arizona (or Vancouver, or wherever).

That’s why it’s sometimes difficult, because Stassi had a full scholarship to UCLA.

by danmerqury on Aug 17, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Minors, college players can’t be paid because they are considered “Amature athletes”

by A's10thMan on Aug 17, 2009 8:24 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Apparently we just signed Ian Shoals!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I gotta go

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Aug 17, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stay.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will -- it's Ian who's gotta go

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Aug 17, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just saw neighbor walking his cat....

 On a leash, Tomko shutting out Yanks for 5.1……. Weird night

by A's10thMan on Aug 17, 2009 8:21 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

The freaks come out at night.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Five minutes of funk.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

he had his cat on a leash?

i know people that have walked their rabbit on a leash

by Deborah51 on Aug 17, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've seen people walking snails on a leash

Freaked me out. Waayyyyy out.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

how high were you?

how high were they?

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel pretty high

just thinking about that.

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Aug 17, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, small town midwest weirdness.

okay.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

staples

this post was not sanctioned by the SPCA.

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Aug 17, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

What yardline was that on?

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Aug 17, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap

Maybe I should walk away from the game again.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 17, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeter just singled, so maybe.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you convince Chavvy to walk away from the game?

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

like he can walk!

I care about your fantasy team.

by stormtown on Aug 17, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 17, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUST WALK AWAY.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renee

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Aug 17, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Krol

Yay, so that’s everyone but Green now, right?

If Green doesn’t sign that’s not as bad because we’ll get a pick next round for him.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 17, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice. I liked Krol.

get Green done and its a great draft.

"Carter's 25-game hitting streak isn't any normal streak. He's 46 for 97 (.474 average) during the run, adding 16 walks and compiling 81 total bases in the process. I'm out of superlatives for what he's doing." - Kevin Goldstein

by Syphon on Aug 17, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

TomKo

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 17, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Brett Tomko magic pixie dust!

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Aug 17, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Woooo

Go Tomko!

(that felt weird to say)

-The dude responsible for this mess

Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by idunno723 on Aug 17, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

not so mmmmmmmmmmm

when she sticks her finger down her throat after the filming is complete

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 17, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

ewwwwwwwww

not so turned on any more

by Lefty73 on Aug 17, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think Padma is bulimic

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt that she is.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

In this case, we're talking about Audrina

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 17, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh.

she hosts no shows I love.

she can be bulimic.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps, but one doesn't need to be bulimic

to find Jack-in-the-Box burgers barf-inducing.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 17, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

FEEL THE TOMKOMENTUM!

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Aug 17, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

good one

but I’m not saying it out loud..

"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw

by One won lost won on Aug 17, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

How sweet

…a make up call. Thanks Winters!

by Axl on Aug 17, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Well I guess the joke is on all of us

who cracked jokes about Tomko today. He’s done a heck of a lot better then I thought he would.

by sirbed on Aug 17, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Reverse jinx.

:-)

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 17, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

!hhhhS

don't care if i ever get back.

by AV on Aug 17, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a refresher. From ESPN.
(Krol’s) fastball is consistently 88-90 mph; most have good tailing life but he can run it in on a right-hander’s hands. His changeup is 76-78 with a lot of fading action, while his curveball has good depth and some two-plane break, but he prefers to pitch off his fastball and change. His command and control are both good for a high school pitcher, and he was dominant in three outings in the scout league this spring, although rainouts made him tough for scouts to see. He stays over the rubber well and separates his hands high to keep his arm action short. His stride is long and he finishes in good position to field a ball back at him. He’s not big and doesn’t have great physical projection, but if he does add a couple of mph to his fastball despite that, he could have a No. 3 starter upside.

by danmerqury on Aug 17, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

That strike 3 pitch to Damon was half a foot outside

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

How does a home plate umpire miss that?

That’s what I don’t get.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 17, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. He's seen maybe 20,000 pitches from behind the plate

And it’s not like Tomko throws some sort of amazing breaking pitch, and the ump anticipated the ball breaking back over the plate.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He might have been assuming forkleball

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 17, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

why does 67M hate us?

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

GASP!

WHO?!

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poop

-The dude responsible for this mess

Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by idunno723 on Aug 17, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

FAIL

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 17, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice single by Penny, but that's pretty sad to get picked off like that by a righty

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

You kind of have to try to get picked off there

hopefully he’ll learn from it and get better.

by sirbed on Aug 17, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Korach should replace Greg Papa

as the voice of the Raiders

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Aug 17, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mispost Fail

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Aug 17, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 17, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s great on radio for the Warriors, though.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know...

how is he on RiverCats broadcasts?

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Aug 17, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

agree

Greg Papa was one of my favorite A’s announcers.

Just thinking today about Bill King saying, “Vla-dee-meeer” for Vlad Guerrerro.
Beautifully said.

"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw

by One won lost won on Aug 17, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ummmmm I think he had that gig already??

or are you funnin’?

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh OK - I liked him when he announced for us.

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

As muchas I despise Papa

no, i just cannot agree to that.

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Aug 17, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not like Greg Papa is bad. He’s actually one of the best.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

67M, why so serious?

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

So, yeah, I totally would have predicted a 3-0 A's lead after 5 innings

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

With the A's making 3 outs on the bases and Burnett forgetting to throw a pitch

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 17, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only thing that would have been better would have been Burnett accidentally throwing it behind him

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I start next Monday.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't start till September

Crazy shit.

"I feel like we are sending Danny Haren for Mulder all over again." - Cardinal fan on the Matt Holliday trade

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I started today...ugh.

Kids next week

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you scared?

I’ll hold your hand.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was pretty clean.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m taking baby steps here.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That ain't her shoulder.

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Aug 17, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

What happened to 15fan

or 71fan. Or whatever it was.

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Aug 17, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was #14fan.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fan of Mark Ellis.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 17, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Checking in, y'all

I’m on the shuttle back from my first day at USC grad school. Brett Tomko? BRETT TOMKO???? My head asplode!

LB, burn down your shop and move to LA. You’ll thank me later.

by cityplANner on Aug 17, 2009 8:33 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

really?!

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

from his shuttle, even!

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's very pretty

I feel like such a bay area turn coat. Se la vie.

by cityplANner on Aug 17, 2009 8:39 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

So I can come crash on your couch, audit all your classes,

weasel my way into the English Dept., get a scholarship?

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

They gave one to me

How smart can they be?

by cityplANner on Aug 17, 2009 8:43 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

true...

and I can talk. That, I’m good at…

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you hear me, Major Don?

This is ground control to Major Don.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Krol signed!?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

"I feel like we are sending Danny Haren for Mulder all over again." - Cardinal fan on the Matt Holliday trade

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Booby!

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice catch BoCro

1st and Goal!

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 17, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Crosby should've run into the end zone

and spiked the ball

Solace: Law says he's a fourth OFer
PaulThomas: I think Keith Law is only a fourth analyst

by hero66 on Aug 17, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Toot toot!

All aboard!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 17, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He still sucks

why does he have to fool us so?

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Aug 17, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I made that.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

did I tell you I had to fire the girl monkey?

my brother said we couldn’t afford two monkeys. We’re a one-monkey shop.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

poor man.

I don’t want your job. Of course, you probably make a lot more money…

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

banana prices keep going up...

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meanwhile...

blow is cheaper than ever.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

SANCHO BROUGHT A MESSAGE FROM THE FAT MAN....

BTW, as an aside, you will NEVER find cocaine cheaper than in Florida.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It makes me think,

if one could SOMEHOW, come up with a way to TAKE the cocaine from Florida and transport it TO California…

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

a good movie at that.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

true...

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does the remaining monkey at least have a soft pseudo-mommy monkey doll to hold onto?

They need that even more than food, you know.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, but remaining monkey

better find his fifth (and fourth and third) gear here soon, or he’ll be outside singing the monkey blues, too.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

At first I read that as "singing the outside monkey blues"

and it made me think of this.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

THERE'S MY most underrated band ever.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cream was underrated?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup,

well, at the time they weren’t, but ask anyone under 30…

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think of forgotten as a different category from underrated

VU were underrated at the time, but hardly forgotten or underrated now, for instance. The Cars were incredibly popular (fans and critics) but no one today knows who they were.

It’s an interesting question, though, especially if you try to account for generational differences. Cream’s reunion tour was a big deal (though I’m sure it was all boomers in the crowds).

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

oooo, that is good!

Underrated versus overlooked…

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bobby Crosby!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I am certain that I love you

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 17, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, what?

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is Crosby like the ghost to the post?

that play actually worked unlike anything “The Cros” does.

by sirbed on Aug 17, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cros's catch looked a lot like Casper's

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

[Psst -- that was Craig Breslow last inning!]

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially since he was wearing Breslow's uniform that last inning

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 17, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't notice you were wrong.

do you love me?

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh.

{places head sullenly on floor between front paws}

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love you.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 17, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's okay

I’m scared too

by cityplANner on Aug 17, 2009 8:41 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

iglew, you're insane.

no way I can whistle with that.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I told you I have a freakishly low whistle.

The low note is A 440.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 17, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

that hurts my bottom teeth.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

[looks around for monkeyball]

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh, very good.

And bonus points for indirection.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 17, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pashminas for everyone!

Boys, you’ll all look quite fetching in pink.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 17, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Especially Alfred G. Rava

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Aug 17, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi Everybody....

I FINALLY made it home! Work sucks! Baseball rocks

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

why just now?

BART ran…

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too much to do and not enough time to do it.

Gotta be ready for what goes on tomorrow. Unfortunately I can’t even use BART.

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

....do you work in a sign shop?

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ummmmmmmm - let me put it this way

I make signs at times…..but not like you!

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

....are you part of Prince's backing band?

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not traveling enough to be in that select group

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you work for an eclectic mastermind who suffers from agorophobia?

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO....but I have not formed an opinion as to whether it is a good thing or a bad thing.

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I just want to report, that my softball team lost AGAIN

But I was 2-4 with 2 RBI and a BB. (I know, I shouldn’t have been looking for the walk but the pitcher was throwing CRAP tonight).

I’m getting tired of losing.

Also, I’m starving.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 17, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I care about Pam's softball team

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 17, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks doc!

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 17, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know that I'm joking

I hope you close out your season like the A’s are doing.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You want her team to sign career garbagemen pitchers?

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 17, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tomko could be available soon

or maybe Seth Etherton

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m also starving.

Let’s order a pizza.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you should come over tonight and find out.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

If ZigFan isn’t on your team, she should be. That should fix your team.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that's a little hard, seeing as how she lives a few hundred miles away from me.

Quite the commute for a Monday night game.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 17, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d take her.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honey, you can't leave the house after dark.

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves here.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 17, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they'll be intimidated if I send pictures.

Yeah, ok. Maybe not. Can you play on the weekend?

Bring Jerry back!

by ZigFan31 on Aug 17, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Send me pictures instead, please.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I tried.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too hard, as usual.

;)

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 17, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s actually the total opposite of how I am in real life!

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

imagine that.

the interwebs can do crazy things to a person…

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, huh?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess there’s two sides of me, then. The one that’s shy in person and one that’s not shy on the Internet.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m Indian and I haven’t even seen that movie.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you were Asian?

It’s a great movie.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, technically, Indians are Asians.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAIL POST

Sorry bud.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some people actually don’t realize that.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought India was in North America?

-The dude responsible for this mess

Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by idunno723 on Aug 17, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You confuse us by claiming to be a "subcontinent"

Sub-continent? What the hell is that? Are you part of the continent or aren’t you?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 17, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

AGREED.

Subcontinent is BULLSHIT.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

But to be fair......India is culturally different that many other Asian cultures.....

not sure what that has to do with the SC debate.

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You had to bring up population, did you?

Ohh, it’s on, girl! It’s ON!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 17, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

new thread, buddy.

new thread.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 17, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was there before you, girlfriend.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 17, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm playing catchup tonight.

What was the dustup in thread #1?

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 17, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was wondering myself!

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

yankees fan.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

???

I was just goading you on the “subcontinent” question.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 17, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I got that. :)

You really don’t think population has something to do with that classification?

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 17, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, if you want to get all serious about it,

I think that the reason it is a subcontinent is geologic (ie, on a different tectonic plate), and the reason we hear about it all the time (as opposed to Arabia, which is just as much a subcontinent but rarely called one) is related to the population.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 18, 2009 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a mutt and I haven't seen that movie.

I think it’s one of the few best picture winners I haven’t seen.

by sirbed on Aug 17, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the one about BRazil, right?

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tommy time!

-The dude responsible for this mess

Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by idunno723 on Aug 17, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Time to show off defensive skill

-The dude responsible for this mess

Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by idunno723 on Aug 17, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tommy Time

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 17, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Tom Everidge

Defensive replacement. Now I’ve seen it all.

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Aug 17, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

It could be announecd after midnight

Well, 9 pacific. But I’m stationed in the east.

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Aug 17, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we signed everybody except Green

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

no Dyson but that was expected

"If, by 'journey', you mean, 'me coming to terms with my manlove', and the destination being 'Jack Cust' then yes. I agree." -bobnothing

by dtownmbrown on Aug 17, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Everidge in?

I should probably be actually watching the game instead of checking softball-reference.com for stuff about Pam’s softball team.

by Nate on Aug 17, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Fosse and Kuip wondering whether Cros hurt himself somehow

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 17, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

After Cros' superb D

They decided to pull him at his highest possible value.

by Axl on Aug 17, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swisher - I love you

Please strike out.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 17, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I take it back

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 17, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

too much love

he felt the love, and responded

"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw

by One won lost won on Aug 17, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swish's lovableness is directly correlated to

the wackiness of his hair. That’s why he’s no fun as a Yankee.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 17, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still like Swisher

Don’t worry: breslow will save us

by cityplANner on Aug 17, 2009 8:49 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

agrd.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently 925K for Krol

Makes me think Green won’t happen, so it opened up a couple hundred extra thousand they otherwise wouldn’t have given to Ian.

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Aug 17, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Not sure

But I know they only offered like 600-700k for Krol at first.

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Aug 17, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes sense

It seems likely that Green will not sign, but what do I know?

by Axl on Aug 17, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, it's a Hairston grudge-match!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Mein Gott

still 3-0.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 17, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Gott im Himmel!

Joe Mauer, 3-for-5 tonight in Arlington, including a HR.

Hitting .380 in August!!!

"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw

by One won lost won on Aug 17, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bud Selig wants us to protect our skin from his caustic glare.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Proud to be your Bud Selig

I guess that’s why the guy is so pale that he glows in dark rooms. Or maybe it’s because he’s evil.

by sirbed on Aug 17, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Krol signed for $925,000

"just a beating heart ... plasma that we'll put into our uniform." - Billy Beane

by athleticsBB4life on Aug 17, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Could Green be signing right now...

but they don’t announce it until after 9?

-The dude responsible for this mess

Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by idunno723 on Aug 17, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Very likely

"I feel like we are sending Danny Haren for Mulder all over again." - Cardinal fan on the Matt Holliday trade

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okie dokie

I wasn’t sure if that was a possibility

-The dude responsible for this mess

Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by idunno723 on Aug 17, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure if it's very likely

but I hope so.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hairston was =supposed= to fly out to Hairston

isn’t anything going right, tonight??!!

"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw

by One won lost won on Aug 17, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

upon further review

what was supposed to happen, has been reversed.

Tomko shuts out the Yankees.

That is all…

"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw

by One won lost won on Aug 17, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Missed a couple innings.

Still 3-0!

Any Green news?

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Not yet

Krol signed though.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 17, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was around for the Krol announcement.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geren news?

yeah… he is still here :-(

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEW THREAD

here

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Aug 17, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t get lost and join us in the new thread.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

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