Game 118 (cont'd): Still Scoreless
Heading to the bottom of the third, tied at zero, thanks to a double play off the bat of A-Rod. Easy as 1-2-3.
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According to ESPN’s Keith Law, the Tigers have signed first round pick Jacob Turner to a $6.25MM bonus.
Mo money, mo money mo.
"I feel like we are sending Danny Haren for Mulder all over again." - Cardinal fan on the Matt Holliday trade
"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.
Dollar bill, dollar dollar bill, y'all
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Cash rules everything around me.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
A Tribe Called Quest narrowly edges Wu-Tang Clan as my favorite group of all time, but they’re right there.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
“Check the Rhime” is by far my favorite song of theirs.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm still stuck on Digital Underground for Rap/Hip Hop.
Overall, it’s got to be Ween.
by LoneStranger on Aug 17, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I really, actually left my wallet in el segundo once
"If, by 'journey', you mean, 'me coming to terms with my manlove', and the destination being 'Jack Cust' then yes. I agree." -bobnothing
Wow, that’s actually pretty awesome.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
were you distracted by a beautiful girl at a taco stand?
and did ali have the fruit punch?
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I also am a chronic liar
"If, by 'journey', you mean, 'me coming to terms with my manlove', and the destination being 'Jack Cust' then yes. I agree." -bobnothing
anyway.
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
had you going though.
"If, by 'journey', you mean, 'me coming to terms with my manlove', and the destination being 'Jack Cust' then yes. I agree." -bobnothing
It’s one of the greatest songs of all time.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Let’s keep the momentum going.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions
roomy.
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
It looks like we made it out just in time.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
it collapsed upon itself.
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
All except for R-Star's comments.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
From the looks of it, not everyone made it out.
by LoneStranger on Aug 17, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
just keep going.
they are dead. No time to stop.
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed. We'll have time to mourn later.
by LoneStranger on Aug 17, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
drive on. it don't mean nothing.
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
No way!
Tomko pitches 3 innings… no runs for the Yanks!
-The dude responsible for this mess
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Nice end to the inning...
though Tomko’s throw almost made it unnecessarily interesting.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
The K is pointing the wrong way
by A's10thMan on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I am from Lake DPcaca
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I got a cousin that lives up that way.
small world.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
ARE YOU THREADENING ME???!!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Whoah. I just read that back. That was bad.
by LoneStranger on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
(nttawwt)
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I'm not built for that.
It’s something you have to work up to.
by LoneStranger on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
He is 6-foot-4 and weighs 230 pounds.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I heard a rumor that 67M is HERE tonight?
No reports confirming at this time.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
I wonder if Peter Gammons knows.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I read it on MLBTR.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Confirmed.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw the link but it was an insider article
what did it say?
"If, by 'journey', you mean, 'me coming to terms with my manlove', and the destination being 'Jack Cust' then yes. I agree." -bobnothing
Is that the same thing with Buster Olney?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
aww fuck beat me to it..
"If, by 'journey', you mean, 'me coming to terms with my manlove', and the destination being 'Jack Cust' then yes. I agree." -bobnothing
he hates us.
he’s not showing up, except to change our water bowl and let us out to pee.
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
if he doesn't, I say we poop in his shoes.
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Hopefully Brett Tomko keeeps sprinkling that magic pixie dust
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
Also, I'm so glad that Barton isn't on the team, because it's so awesome to start Crosby against a RH who throws 95 with a great curve
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
You are very perceptive
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Crosby needs his eyes dilated, checked and possibly removed
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
Are cybernetic implants
considered a banned substance?
I imagine this was touched on in the last thread
But I arrived late – any Green update?
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
Did you spi-i-i-ill that draft beer?
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
stop bossing me around spare the air ad!
do this do that don’t do this don’t do that
I care about your fantasy team.
yankee broadcasting is bragging about the pitching,
based on how far crosby missed strike 3 by. so we’re lulling them into a mirage confidence, i’m saying.
don't care if i ever get back.
Bing was apparently a better hitter.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm currently doing a sign for a man named
Ben Bing.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Sir Rudolf
Wow you know Opera singers, you must be one of those types that knows culture and has class.
"I think Bobby's impressed a lot of scouts on other teams"
We can only hope.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
Doesn’t matter after September
by A's10thMan on Aug 17, 2009 8:00 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Vince and Kenko are kissing Bobby Crosby's butt.
What’s up with that?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Crosby must have more pictures than I thought.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
They're trying to get interest built up from other teams.
by LoneStranger on Aug 17, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, it makes sense now.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Are other GM's stupid?
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
A few of them could be.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
(hopes)
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Haven't we gotten some good deals from Kenny Williams?
by LoneStranger on Aug 17, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
He is crazy
Trades away players than trades back for them. Weird stuff.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I know there are some idiots
but I can’t imagine a scenario where someone takes Crosby.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Here's one.
Beane: Kenny, please take Crosby.
Williams: No way.
Beane: I’ll throw in some of Fosse’s dibbs.
Williams: Ok, sure.
by LoneStranger on Aug 17, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
only 720p
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I have Dibs.
You can come over.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Croz with the D
That’s why we pay him the big bucks.
Baseball America’s Jim Callis says it’s a six year Major League deal that could be worth up to $7MM for Turner.
Oops.
"I feel like we are sending Danny Haren for Mulder all over again." - Cardinal fan on the Matt Holliday trade
"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.
Brett Tomko's magic pixie dust
works for another inning.
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
He's "Mike Rousing" the Yankees.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
top notch
well done sir
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
The Famous Rouse!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn’t mean to reply to yours, so sorry
by A's10thMan on Aug 17, 2009 8:06 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Anyone else
Think “Inglorious Bastards” is going to be a great movie?
by A's10thMan on Aug 17, 2009 8:03 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Yep
I saw The Goods this weekend and it was pretty funny. Wasn’t expecting much, though.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
We hate whichever one we are playing more.
by LoneStranger on Aug 17, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
or whichever one is playing better
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually hate the Red Sox more
crazy I know.
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
no, me too.
but that’s changed this decade.
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
exactly
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
No doubt
That is the most painful loss I’ve ever seen from the A’s.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
do.not.speak.his.name.here.
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
ooooh.
that, I could do. though it makes that FUCKHEAD sound like royalty. And i do mean FUCKHEAD. If he were in front of my car, I would FLOOR the accelerator. No joke.
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
agrd.
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
No
but the beard does store lunch for small furry creatures that live in it.
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
Obviously he thinks
he’s competing for a job!
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
first pitch was 57, I think.
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
I knew he was stretched out in your minor league system but I knew he didn’t have nearly enough starts to stretch out completely.
Anyone know how often 1st-round pix sign in the final hour?
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
A little video to accompany the last hour during which we can sign Green....
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's score some runs
-The dude responsible for this mess
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Rajai is unstoppable
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
Should have been a Tripple, but he got tired of getting stranded there with 1 out
by A's10thMan on Aug 17, 2009 8:08 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
The meds kicked in!
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
run
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
Run. Rajai. Run.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
Wait a minute -- the Yankees had the infield in?
What an idiotic move.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Well with Tomko on the mound...
…they can’t really afford to concede a run!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Zoooook
Also, the hell did they have the infield in for? Don’t they know who they’re playing?
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
Rajai Davis has reached base safely in 21 straight games and that’s the longest streak for anyone on the team this season.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
Who saw this coming?
A’s scoring on Burnett before the Yanks score on Tomko
-The dude responsible for this mess
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
I did.
The Yankees usually score on homeruns but are below average in hitting in the clutch.
And this ballpark is not the most conducive setting for homeruns, even though the Yankees are eager to hit flyballs off of Tomko.
That said, I expected to see the A’s score off of Burnett’s wildness/walks, but they’ve done some damage with solid contact. Burnetts one of the tougher pitchers to hit against, but it’s easy to take your walks.
I like it when the A’s have the runs!
-The dude responsible for this mess
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Yeah lets DFA Rajai now
like 99% of AN wanted to do back just a few months ago. Just to prove that we CAN!
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
in fairness to us, he was horrible.
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Damon looks like such a baffoon in the OF
by A's10thMan on Aug 17, 2009 8:11 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
At least he can catch the ball, unlike Pod
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
their bastard love-child. baffoon.
or maybe a bassoon.
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
and Manny cuts off the throw....
that still tickles me.
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
It could have been worse.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions
Do you want to knock in a few more runs to add onto your great total this month, Mark?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
Show him a little skin, please.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re freaking amazing.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Balk. Balk, Balk!
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
Who's pitching for them? Charlie Brown??
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
blockhead.
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHHAH!
That is the greatest. balk. of. all. time.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Better than the K-Rod balk-off?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
That was a sulk
Was there a balk-off, too?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Oh, maybe I'm remembering wrong.
I thought there was a balk off. (Oh wait, was that Duchscherer?)
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
He's a mountain of a man
Once lifted a Ford Pinto right over his head. Didn’t let it down until the driver started to complain.
Unicorn in Play, Run(z)
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
We can be like they are, cmon baby
dont fear the Uni!
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
romeo and juliet...
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Dear Santa
Please make these the 2010 A’s.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
I'd like Cust to drive a run in right here
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
More likely than four shutout innings from Tomko.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
It's pretty much an ideal inning when Zooks and Unicorn get RBIs
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
It all started with Rajai Davis.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
Burnett balked because he didn’t want Mark Ellis to pad his obviously-most-important-stat-RBI’s
-The dude responsible for this mess
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
That was outside.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
Burnett got low low low low low low low.
Pinstripes in the mix, NY on they caps….okay, I’m done now.
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Cracker low?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Umpires are getting out hand.
It’s time to replace them with robots.
Yeah, and then in a year or two it's Terminator time
Thanks a lot, Axl!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Yeah I'd love to see Ozzie, Lou or Scoscia
arguing with a Robot.
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
to add to the robot idea and make it more feasible
there could be a robot that FINES for bad calls. a 100 for ball/strikes and an 1000 for plays at the bases. i’m not kidding. some jobs require fining. it’s like being in james brown’s band.
don't care if i ever get back.
by AV on Aug 17, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I am not surprised.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
It was just making an appearance to claim it's rightful position
of being responsible for the rally.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll take it.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
Why give Buck or Cunningham ABs
When we have known mediocrity in Jack Cust!
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
Herdin' cows the size of schnauzers but they're cattle!
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
I loathe Jack Cust
"just a beating heart ... plasma that we'll put into our uniform." - Billy Beane
by athleticsBB4life on Aug 17, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
He has been “struggling” all year.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Clearly he is not just struggling, he is *scuffling*.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Is he triffling?
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, like a wild pitch
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
i love you.
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
GET BAILEY UP NOW!!!!
But seriously, when Ellis came up I was thinking that the Yanks should forget “lefty/righty” and forget “OBP” and walk Ellis to pitch to Cust, just because of the way those two guys are going. Fortunately, they pitched to Ellis.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
And failed to pitch to Ellis
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Although Cust looked overmatched, in his defense
Burnett was filthy during both his ABs
"If, by 'journey', you mean, 'me coming to terms with my manlove', and the destination being 'Jack Cust' then yes. I agree." -bobnothing
touche, but in this case he really was painting the corners
"If, by 'journey', you mean, 'me coming to terms with my manlove', and the destination being 'Jack Cust' then yes. I agree." -bobnothing
well they should, the dirty buggers--
they go from port to port…
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
these days I mostly only listen to Jacques Brel en francais
I’m snobby like that
I care about your fantasy team.
how many languages do you speak?
"If, by 'journey', you mean, 'me coming to terms with my manlove', and the destination being 'Jack Cust' then yes. I agree." -bobnothing
It's your sexiest quality.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
you seemed convincing enough with the French the other night,
pour ce qu’il vaut
"If, by 'journey', you mean, 'me coming to terms with my manlove', and the destination being 'Jack Cust' then yes. I agree." -bobnothing
or should I say
PCQV
"If, by 'journey', you mean, 'me coming to terms with my manlove', and the destination being 'Jack Cust' then yes. I agree." -bobnothing
ca fait plusieurs annees que j'ai etudie alors il ya beaucoup de choses que je ne me souviens plus
mais j’aime bien de parler le francias
c'est comme l'équitation vélo!
"If, by 'journey', you mean, 'me coming to terms with my manlove', and the destination being 'Jack Cust' then yes. I agree." -bobnothing
haha that google translator is gold, I tell you...
"If, by 'journey', you mean, 'me coming to terms with my manlove', and the destination being 'Jack Cust' then yes. I agree." -bobnothing
just viewed the jaques briel version on you tube last week.. amazing
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
Krol signed!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
woot!
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Yea!
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
sweet!
"If, by 'journey', you mean, 'me coming to terms with my manlove', and the destination being 'Jack Cust' then yes. I agree." -bobnothing
Too many
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Really one was too many...
….if you’re playing the averages.
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
69
He’s got enough gas for another inning or two.
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
That's what Kuiper said
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Hot damn
I wonder if talks fell through with Green, so they hammered out a quick deal with Krol
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
by walk off bunt on Aug 17, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
question:
if they are signing these high school guys do they still go to college? or do they start playing in the minors?
with pockets deep with scrill.
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope.
Once they sign they can’t play college ball.
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Billy thinks so, too.
That’s why he didn’t make an offer to Smoak.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
they are going to be overpaid, under educated young men
with lots of money to spend, i don’t know, i just feel they’re so young
As an underpaid, overeducated young man
I can say I’d happily trade places.
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
by walk off bunt on Aug 17, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Baseball players spend a LOT of time playing (not studying)
and the good ones all leave after their junior years, anyway (except Green, maybe, GRRR). So a lot of these guys are unlikely to get degrees, anyway.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
No college, just minors, winter ball, etc
Every so often someone will go to school in the offseason. The O’s signed a pitcher a while ago who got an agreement in the contract to let him go to Stanford in the offseason. There was a story in the paper (I think the Philly Inquirer) about him.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
But you can't play in college
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
don't you have amateur status until the check gets cashed?
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
So Rickey could have gone to college all that time?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Right, but you could still go to class and get a degree
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Nope. Straight to Arizona (or Vancouver, or wherever).
That’s why it’s sometimes difficult, because Stassi had a full scholarship to UCLA.
Minors, college players can’t be paid because they are considered “Amature athletes”
by A's10thMan on Aug 17, 2009 8:24 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Apparently we just signed Ian Shoals!
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
I gotta go
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
by Englishmajor on Aug 17, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I will -- it's Ian who's gotta go
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
by Englishmajor on Aug 17, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Just saw neighbor walking his cat....
On a leash, Tomko shutting out Yanks for 5.1……. Weird night
by A's10thMan on Aug 17, 2009 8:21 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
The freaks come out at night.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
We. Are. Whoudini.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Five minutes of funk.
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
This ain't no junk.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Have you seen any flying pig flu?
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
he had his cat on a leash?
i know people that have walked their rabbit on a leash
I've seen people walking snails on a leash
Freaked me out. Waayyyyy out.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
how high were you?
how high were they?
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel pretty high
just thinking about that.
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
It was in a small town in Oklahoma. I'm not sure how they
were attached to the leash.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, small town midwest weirdness.
okay.
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
staples
this post was not sanctioned by the SPCA.
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
Holy crap
Maybe I should walk away from the game again.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Jeter just singled, so maybe.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Can you convince Chavvy to walk away from the game?
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
JUST WALK AWAY.
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Renee
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
by Englishmajor on Aug 17, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Krol
Yay, so that’s everyone but Green now, right?
If Green doesn’t sign that’s not as bad because we’ll get a pick next round for him.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Nice. I liked Krol.
get Green done and its a great draft.
"Carter's 25-game hitting streak isn't any normal streak. He's 46 for 97 (.474 average) during the run, adding 16 walks and compiling 81 total bases in the process. I'm out of superlatives for what he's doing." - Kevin Goldstein
Sloppy fundamentals
Davis should have called for a fair catch.
TomKo
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Brett Tomko magic pixie dust!
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
Woooo
Go Tomko!
(that felt weird to say)
-The dude responsible for this mess
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
not so mmmmmmmmmmm
when she sticks her finger down her throat after the filming is complete
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I don't think Padma is bulimic
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I doubt that she is.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
ever heard of mouthwash?
Done!
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
In this case, we're talking about Audrina
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
oh.
she hosts no shows I love.
she can be bulimic.
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Perhaps, but one doesn't need to be bulimic
to find Jack-in-the-Box burgers barf-inducing.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
good one
but I’m not saying it out loud..
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Aug 17, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Tomko is the answer to this team
-The dude responsible for this mess
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Well I guess the joke is on all of us
who cracked jokes about Tomko today. He’s done a heck of a lot better then I thought he would.
Reverse jinx.
:-)
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
As a refresher. From ESPN.
(Krol’s) fastball is consistently 88-90 mph; most have good tailing life but he can run it in on a right-hander’s hands. His changeup is 76-78 with a lot of fading action, while his curveball has good depth and some two-plane break, but he prefers to pitch off his fastball and change. His command and control are both good for a high school pitcher, and he was dominant in three outings in the scout league this spring, although rainouts made him tough for scouts to see. He stays over the rubber well and separates his hands high to keep his arm action short. His stride is long and he finishes in good position to field a ball back at him. He’s not big and doesn’t have great physical projection, but if he does add a couple of mph to his fastball despite that, he could have a No. 3 starter upside.
Nice stroke Croz
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
That strike 3 pitch to Damon was half a foot outside
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
How does a home plate umpire miss that?
That’s what I don’t get.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
I know. He's seen maybe 20,000 pitches from behind the plate
And it’s not like Tomko throws some sort of amazing breaking pitch, and the ump anticipated the ball breaking back over the plate.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
He might have been assuming forkleball
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
why does 67M hate us?
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
He doesn't hate us. He only hates one of us.
by LoneStranger on Aug 17, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
GASP!
WHO?!
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
FAIL
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Nice job on the basepaths tonight
Coaching?
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
Nice single by Penny, but that's pretty sad to get picked off like that by a righty
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Korach should replace Greg Papa
as the voice of the Raiders
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
Greg Papa should replace Glen Kuiper for the A's
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Tim Roye should not ever do another A's game
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
He’s great on radio for the Warriors, though.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I know...
how is he on RiverCats broadcasts?
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
I don’t know.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
agree
Greg Papa was one of my favorite A’s announcers.
Just thinking today about Bill King saying, “Vla-dee-meeer” for Vlad Guerrerro.
Beautifully said.
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Aug 17, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Ummmmm I think he had that gig already??
or are you funnin’?
"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra
by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
No. I want him back.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh OK - I liked him when he announced for us.
"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra
by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
As muchas I despise Papa
no, i just cannot agree to that.
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
It’s not like Greg Papa is bad. He’s actually one of the best.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
67M, why so serious?
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
So, yeah, I totally would have predicted a 3-0 A's lead after 5 innings
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
With the A's making 3 outs on the bases and Burnett forgetting to throw a pitch
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
The only thing that would have been better would have been Burnett accidentally throwing it behind him
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
School is now in session
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I start next Monday.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't start till September
Crazy shit.
"I feel like we are sending Danny Haren for Mulder all over again." - Cardinal fan on the Matt Holliday trade
"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.
I started today...ugh.
Kids next week
"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra
by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
In some places, yeah, they’ve already started.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
where I live
yes
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you scared?
I’ll hold your hand.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Way to keep it clean
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
That was pretty clean.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
It's dark, you're probably going to hold something else.
Try again, bro.
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m taking baby steps here.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
That ain't her shoulder.
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
by walk off bunt on Aug 17, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
What happened to 15fan
or 71fan. Or whatever it was.
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
by walk off bunt on Aug 17, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
It was #14fan.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Fan of Mark Ellis.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Checking in, y'all
I’m on the shuttle back from my first day at USC grad school. Brett Tomko? BRETT TOMKO???? My head asplode!
LB, burn down your shop and move to LA. You’ll thank me later.
by cityplANner on Aug 17, 2009 8:33 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
really?!
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
How are you able to post?
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
from his shuttle, even!
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you know you can post to AN from your shiny new iPhone?
God, I feel like a PSA
by cityplANner on Aug 17, 2009 8:36 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
It's very pretty
I feel like such a bay area turn coat. Se la vie.
by cityplANner on Aug 17, 2009 8:39 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
So I can come crash on your couch, audit all your classes,
weasel my way into the English Dept., get a scholarship?
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
They gave one to me
How smart can they be?
by cityplANner on Aug 17, 2009 8:43 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
true...
and I can talk. That, I’m good at…
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Can you hear me, Major Don?
This is ground control to Major Don.
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
Krol signed!?
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
"I feel like we are sending Danny Haren for Mulder all over again." - Cardinal fan on the Matt Holliday trade
"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.
Nice catch BoCro
1st and Goal!
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Crosby should've run into the end zone
and spiked the ball
Solace: Law says he's a fourth OFer
PaulThomas: I think Keith Law is only a fourth analyst
Wow...nothing like proving yourself against your old team to get you five scoreless innings.
Is everybody on the Brett Tomko train now?
skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!
Sign him to a long-term contract.
-The dude responsible for this mess
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
He will pitch Game 7 in the WS
as the A’s surprise everyone in 2010!
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
He provides Veteran presence and is a good influence on the young starters.
haha I laughed when I typed that.
-The dude responsible for this mess
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Toot toot!
All aboard!
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
He still sucks
why does he have to fool us so?
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
I made that.
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
did I tell you I had to fire the girl monkey?
my brother said we couldn’t afford two monkeys. We’re a one-monkey shop.
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I've got 70 of them
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
poor man.
I don’t want your job. Of course, you probably make a lot more money…
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a huge headache
if that means anything
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
banana prices keep going up...
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Meanwhile...
blow is cheaper than ever.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
SANCHO BROUGHT A MESSAGE FROM THE FAT MAN....
BTW, as an aside, you will NEVER find cocaine cheaper than in Florida.
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Location. Location. Location.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
It makes me think,
if one could SOMEHOW, come up with a way to TAKE the cocaine from Florida and transport it TO California…
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
then you would have a movie?
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
a good movie at that.
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
true...
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Does the remaining monkey at least have a soft pseudo-mommy monkey doll to hold onto?
They need that even more than food, you know.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I dunno, but remaining monkey
better find his fifth (and fourth and third) gear here soon, or he’ll be outside singing the monkey blues, too.
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
At first I read that as "singing the outside monkey blues"
and it made me think of this.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
THERE'S MY most underrated band ever.
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Cream was underrated?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
yup,
well, at the time they weren’t, but ask anyone under 30…
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I think of forgotten as a different category from underrated
VU were underrated at the time, but hardly forgotten or underrated now, for instance. The Cars were incredibly popular (fans and critics) but no one today knows who they were.
It’s an interesting question, though, especially if you try to account for generational differences. Cream’s reunion tour was a big deal (though I’m sure it was all boomers in the crowds).
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
oooo, that is good!
Underrated versus overlooked…
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Bobby Crosby!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I am certain that I love you
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Wait, what?
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
How is Crosby like the ghost to the post?
that play actually worked unlike anything “The Cros” does.
Cros's catch looked a lot like Casper's
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
[Psst -- that was Craig Breslow last inning!]
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
That was Breslow
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Especially since he was wearing Breslow's uniform that last inning
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I didn't notice you were wrong.
do you love me?
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Sigh.
{places head sullenly on floor between front paws}
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I love you.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
iglew, you're insane.
no way I can whistle with that.
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
I told you I have a freakishly low whistle.
The low note is A 440.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
that hurts my bottom teeth.
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
[looks around for monkeyball]
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Ooh, very good.
And bonus points for indirection.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Pashminas for everyone!
Boys, you’ll all look quite fetching in pink.
skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!
Especially Alfred G. Rava
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
by Englishmajor on Aug 17, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi Everybody....
I FINALLY made it home! Work sucks! Baseball rocks
"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra
by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
why just now?
BART ran…
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Too much to do and not enough time to do it.
Gotta be ready for what goes on tomorrow. Unfortunately I can’t even use BART.
"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra
by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
....do you work in a sign shop?
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Ummmmmmmm - let me put it this way
I make signs at times…..but not like you!
"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra
by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
....are you part of Prince's backing band?
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Not traveling enough to be in that select group
"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra
by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
do you work for an eclectic mastermind who suffers from agorophobia?
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
NO....but I have not formed an opinion as to whether it is a good thing or a bad thing.
"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra
by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I just want to report, that my softball team lost AGAIN
But I was 2-4 with 2 RBI and a BB. (I know, I shouldn’t have been looking for the walk but the pitcher was throwing CRAP tonight).
I’m getting tired of losing.
Also, I’m starving.
skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!
Nobody cares about...
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I care about Pam's softball team
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
You know that I'm joking
I hope you close out your season like the A’s are doing.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Caring about things is what I do
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
You want her team to sign career garbagemen pitchers?
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Tomko could be available soon
or maybe Seth Etherton
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m also starving.
Let’s order a pizza.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you should come over tonight and find out.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
If ZigFan isn’t on your team, she should be. That should fix your team.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Well that's a little hard, seeing as how she lives a few hundred miles away from me.
Quite the commute for a Monday night game.
skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!
I’d take her.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Honey, you can't leave the house after dark.
Let’s not get ahead of ourselves here.
skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!
Maybe they'll be intimidated if I send pictures.
Yeah, ok. Maybe not. Can you play on the weekend?
Bring Jerry back!
Send me pictures instead, please.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I tried.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s actually the total opposite of how I am in real life!
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I know, huh?
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess there’s two sides of me, then. The one that’s shy in person and one that’s not shy on the Internet.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe it is
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m Indian and I haven’t even seen that movie.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought you were Asian?
It’s a great movie.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, technically, Indians are Asians.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
FAIL POST
Sorry bud.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Some people actually don’t realize that.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought India was in North America?
-The dude responsible for this mess
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
You confuse us by claiming to be a "subcontinent"
Sub-continent? What the hell is that? Are you part of the continent or aren’t you?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
AGREED.
Subcontinent is BULLSHIT.
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
But to be fair......India is culturally different that many other Asian cultures.....
not sure what that has to do with the SC debate.
"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra
by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
1.1 billion people might have something to do with the subcontinent debate.
skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!
You had to bring up population, did you?
Ohh, it’s on, girl! It’s ON!
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I was there before you, girlfriend.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I was wondering myself!
"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra
by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
yankees fan.
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
???
I was just goading you on the “subcontinent” question.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Yeah, I got that. :)
You really don’t think population has something to do with that classification?
skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!
Well, if you want to get all serious about it,
I think that the reason it is a subcontinent is geologic (ie, on a different tectonic plate), and the reason we hear about it all the time (as opposed to Arabia, which is just as much a subcontinent but rarely called one) is related to the population.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I'm a mutt and I haven't seen that movie.
I think it’s one of the few best picture winners I haven’t seen.
That's the one about BRazil, right?
"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra
by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Time to show off defensive skill
-The dude responsible for this mess
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Tommy Time
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Tom Everidge
Defensive replacement. Now I’ve seen it all.
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
It could be announecd after midnight
Well, 9 pacific. But I’m stationed in the east.
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
by walk off bunt on Aug 17, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I think we signed everybody except Green
"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra
by BERRYJO on Aug 17, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
no Dyson but that was expected
"If, by 'journey', you mean, 'me coming to terms with my manlove', and the destination being 'Jack Cust' then yes. I agree." -bobnothing
Why is Everidge in?
I should probably be actually watching the game instead of checking softball-reference.com for stuff about Pam’s softball team.
Fosse and Kuip wondering whether Cros hurt himself somehow
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
After Cros' superb D
They decided to pull him at his highest possible value.
Swisher - I love you
Please strike out.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I take it back
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
too much love
he felt the love, and responded
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Aug 17, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Swish's lovableness is directly correlated to
the wackiness of his hair. That’s why he’s no fun as a Yankee.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Did anyone hear his interview with Marty Lurie today?
He was pissing me off.
skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!
why? what'd he say?
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I still like Swisher
Don’t worry: breslow will save us
by cityplANner on Aug 17, 2009 8:49 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
agrd.
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently 925K for Krol
Makes me think Green won’t happen, so it opened up a couple hundred extra thousand they otherwise wouldn’t have given to Ian.
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
Not sure
But I know they only offered like 600-700k for Krol at first.
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
by walk off bunt on Aug 17, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Makes sense
It seems likely that Green will not sign, but what do I know?
Oh, it's a Hairston grudge-match!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I think you would know
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Mein Gott
still 3-0.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Gott im Himmel!
Joe Mauer, 3-for-5 tonight in Arlington, including a HR.
Hitting .380 in August!!!
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Aug 17, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Bud Selig wants us to protect our skin from his caustic glare.
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
Proud to be your Bud Selig
I guess that’s why the guy is so pale that he glows in dark rooms. Or maybe it’s because he’s evil.
Krol signed for $925,000
"just a beating heart ... plasma that we'll put into our uniform." - Billy Beane
by athleticsBB4life on Aug 17, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
Could Green be signing right now...
but they don’t announce it until after 9?
-The dude responsible for this mess
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Very likely
"I feel like we are sending Danny Haren for Mulder all over again." - Cardinal fan on the Matt Holliday trade
"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.
Okie dokie
I wasn’t sure if that was a possibility
-The dude responsible for this mess
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
I'm not sure if it's very likely
but I hope so.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Hairston was =supposed= to fly out to Hairston
isn’t anything going right, tonight??!!
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Aug 17, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
upon further review
what was supposed to happen, has been reversed.
Tomko shuts out the Yankees.
That is all…
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Aug 17, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Missed a couple innings.
Still 3-0!
Any Green news?
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
Not yet
Krol signed though.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I was around for the Krol announcement.
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 17, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Geren news?
yeah… he is still here :-(
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 17, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t get lost and join us in the new thread.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions

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