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Open Thread: Game 115 - A's vs. White Sox (cont.)

7-7 at the stretch...

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Kookie

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 14, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Or, Zookie

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 14, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

K is for Kookie

That’s good enough for me!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 14, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hairston is going to homer here

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 14, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I was wrong

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 14, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

roomy.

needs more runs.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Agreed!

Can I just say this game delay would REALLY blow w/ out AN. by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT

Ha ha -- you misspelled "2009 season" by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 14, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geez, let him bat first

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 14, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's waiting for you

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 14, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

he just slapped the ball

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 14, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you get that from a porn title?

"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom

by athleticsgirl24 on Aug 14, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Foss porn.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 14, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 14, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

What have you been watching during the game?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cunningham, plz?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 14, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree! Time for Cunningham to establish himself. Wouldn’t it be great if he, Anderson and Carter all became above average major leaguers? What a deal that Haren trade would be, eh?

"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt

by Philip Christy on Aug 14, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eek -- Thornton is a big heaping plate of nasty

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 14, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that good?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Aug 14, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

For us, it’s not good.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think so.....

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 14, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF is up with the narrative/game recap from Bill?!

That freaked me the eff out!

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

The highlight was Bill doing a recap?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 14, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha. That's what you get for messing with me earlier.

Toss me the tennis ball marked number 1, Bloom.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Aug 14, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because you thought T-Long was back on the team?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 14, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it was KK making the T-Long call

unannounced, and it wasn’t clear he was talking about t-Long right away, and then we went into the narrative/game recap from Bill. I don’t remember them ever doing anything but the game call.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need us some Sweeney ♥

Oh darn….didn’t get it

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 14, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

New thread mojo

Mmmm….smells like cupcakes….

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Aug 14, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

yum. cupcakes.

red velvet?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 14, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite!!!!!

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 14, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

you Southern?!

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

but i love me some southern food

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 14, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

not tonight

chocolate fudge

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Aug 14, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coulda smelled like teen spirit!!

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 14, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nooooooo!

Are you doing a testing run? I want!

by lynnzgal on Aug 14, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha!

I was just about to say, I’ll be right over!

by lynnzgal on Aug 14, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, I miss Blanton.....

"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom

by athleticsgirl24 on Aug 14, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

intra-squad chili dog eating contest?

I said "Why not baseball?" He said he hated baseball and demanded we NEVER speak of it again. He then, oddly enough, walked repeatedly into my fists and feet. So weird that he would do that! - TwistNHook, CGB

by Kallus on Aug 14, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm up!

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

had my fill today

went to pinks

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 14, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

more like

get in line, wait for awhile, then devour

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 14, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stat line today:

7 innings, 7 hits, 2 R, 1 ER, 1 BB, 2 K. Not bad.

"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt

by Philip Christy on Aug 14, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's everyone's favorite catcher!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 14, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

boooooooooo A.J.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 14, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I love Tommy......

Just thought I’d mention it again

"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom

by athleticsgirl24 on Aug 14, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

That dye job is nearly as hideous as his personality!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 14, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you guys think those yardlines are distracting to players?

Can I just say this game delay would REALLY blow w/ out AN. by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT

Ha ha -- you misspelled "2009 season" by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 14, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

It shouldn’t be.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

Can I just say this game delay would REALLY blow w/ out AN. by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT

Ha ha -- you misspelled "2009 season" by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 14, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just for fun...

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 14, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Sooooooo, so good

"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt

by Philip Christy on Aug 14, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Punch A.J.!!!

I said "Why not baseball?" He said he hated baseball and demanded we NEVER speak of it again. He then, oddly enough, walked repeatedly into my fists and feet. So weird that he would do that! - TwistNHook, CGB

by Kallus on Aug 14, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah!! That is fun!!!

"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom

by athleticsgirl24 on Aug 14, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

See you later Mr. Lisa Dergan

All Games and Comments are Subject to Blackout

by Hit4TheCycle on Aug 14, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa, Wuertz!

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Bend that Pitch to Beckham

All Games and Comments are Subject to Blackout

by Hit4TheCycle on Aug 14, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

one time,

Billy Corgan beat AJ Pierzynski to a bloody pulp for three straight hours.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I mean it sounds like EVEN the manager doesn't like him!!

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 14, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure Ozzie doesn't like him.

And you know, the sad part is a lot of it is the way his face looks.

He’s got permasmirk.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

was that worthy, o2b?

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I approve

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you see the quote from Ozzie about him? It was pretty funny

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 14, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

what did he say?

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something along the lines of if you are playing against him you really hate him

and if he’s playing on your team you hate him just a little less.

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 14, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol!

That’s great!

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

T-shirt material

"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom

by athleticsgirl24 on Aug 14, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, clue has changed since I played as a kid!

I said "Why not baseball?" He said he hated baseball and demanded we NEVER speak of it again. He then, oddly enough, walked repeatedly into my fists and feet. So weird that he would do that! - TwistNHook, CGB

by Kallus on Aug 14, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have new character names too.

Mr. Plumb is now Mr. Pink.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

why do I have ot be Mr. Pink?

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got two words for ya

“Learn how to f’n type!”

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, you can't pick your own

you got five guys, all want to Mr. Black, none of em’ll back down.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

QT's Clue

with Uma Thurman as Mrs. Plum and John Travolta as Col. Mustard

by sirbed on Aug 14, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

....that might be pretty fun!

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing with John Travolta is fun.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 14, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who are you kidding?

You know you loved SNF.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 14, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can tell by the way I do my wlak,

I’m a woman’s man, no time to talk.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that Polish?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 14, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol....

I can’t think of the rest of the lyrics…..

But now I’ll have this song reverberating in my head all night!

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 14, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The next stanza is almost unintelligible

so you’re forgiven

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 14, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's alright,

That’s okay….

Wouldn’t have in any other way.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 14, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

in=it

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 14, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

All I can remember is

I’ve been kicked around since I was born.

by lynnzgal on Aug 14, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think I saw that.

But it does sound like something I’d like.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 14, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, actually you would.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as they don't pollute it by

interpolating a few ’50s songs.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 14, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no....

it’s the real deal. Straight 1977 or so.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 14, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

Travolta has made a bunch of fun movies

by sirbed on Aug 14, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grease is my favorite movie.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does someone want to get debris up to speed.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 14, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

"movies"

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 14, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't get it but then I'm not that smart

oh and Reverse Ramon because I know you love it.

by sirbed on Aug 14, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm famous around here for not watching movies.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 14, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last game we went to

All we could come up with is Colonel Custard in RF with a dropped ball.

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 14, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LMAO

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 14, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s more valuable in fantasy baseball for the rest of this year, Beckham or Jason Frasor?

"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt

by Philip Christy on Aug 14, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Beckham.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't play - but I'm thinkin' that his performance tonight is making some people VERY happy

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 14, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

forget fantasy

he’s got to be thought of for AL ROTY

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 14, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posh

@worldblee on Twitter.

by worldblee on Aug 14, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rubbing himself about your fantasy team. No one does it.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 14, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I picked up Beckham a few weeks ago

He’s been kind of meh lately, but doing good tonight.

Can I just say this game delay would REALLY blow w/ out AN. by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT

Ha ha -- you misspelled "2009 season" by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 14, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

`

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 14, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

ty

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feared this response,

but needed the info anyway.

"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt

by Philip Christy on Aug 14, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never fear internet taunting.

Can I just say this game delay would REALLY blow w/ out AN. by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT

Ha ha -- you misspelled "2009 season" by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 14, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Besides,

I don’t care about around 40% of the comments in this game thread, so I thought I’d ask for some fantasy advice.

"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt

by Philip Christy on Aug 14, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the fantasy I’m talking about involves Gordon Beckham, so that might change your mind.

"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt

by Philip Christy on Aug 14, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

But hopefully you read and grin anyway....

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 14, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That never gets old.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 14, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

agrd.

and the ultimate beauty is, we say it to EVERYBODY. Newbies, old-timers, whoever.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling that I’d like playing against you.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You switching teams already kid?

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 14, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don't think they're talking about your kind of fantasy

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 14, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, we are.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 14, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh, you should!

Like me and R-Star did.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 14, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love my team.

Nightly.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

TMI.

Can I just say this game delay would REALLY blow w/ out AN. by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT

Ha ha -- you misspelled "2009 season" by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 14, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s different than my team.

SS — Taylor Swift
LF — Nastia Liukin
3B — Morgan Beck
RF — Nina Dobrev
CF — Mila Kunis
DH — Vanessa Hudgens
1B — Jamie Kotsay
C — Jessica Gomes
2B — Jaymee Sire

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you save my team, or do I have to search for it?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 14, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll have to search it, I’m afraid.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, here it is.
Diane Lane (2B)
Ashley Judd (3B)
Gabrielle Union (DH)
Katherine Heigl (1B)
Michelle Rodriguez (RF)
Jessica Alba (LF)
Jennifer Lopez (SS)
Beyoncé Knowles (C )
Kate Beckinsale (CF)

Yum. Yum. Yum. Yum. Yum. Yum. Yum. Yum. Yum.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 14, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still like my team better.

SS — Taylor Swift
LF — Nastia Liukin
3B — Morgan Beck
RF — Nina Dobrev
CF — Mila Kunis
DH — Vanessa Hudgens
1B — Jamie Kotsay
C — Jessica Gomes
2B — Jaymee Sire

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, we know.

I saw it the first time.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 14, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let me post it again just in case somebody didn’t see it.

SS — Taylor Swift
LF — Nastia Liukin
3B — Morgan Beck
RF — Nina Dobrev
CF — Mila Kunis
DH — Vanessa Hudgens
1B — Jamie Kotsay
C — Jessica Gomes
2B — Jaymee Sire

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Naughty!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 14, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw Ashley at a Kansas game vs. Kentucky

She looked horrible but didn’t have any makeup on for some reason.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because she was being a normal person and

not posing for a camera, presumably.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 14, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finish him off.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Wuertz Comes Up Big!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 14, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Saag's!!

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

that looks both disturbing and delicious at the same time

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 14, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

intestinally-viscus-ooze

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Aug 14, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay boo! Yay boo! Yay?

More than just ANtics: http://www.louisgray.com/live/

by louismg on Aug 14, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Hi louis!

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keinchi Yabu?

All Games and Comments are Subject to Blackout

by Hit4TheCycle on Aug 14, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheese

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tommy will be on tv after these pesky commercials

WOO TOMMY!! Ok, I’ll stop

"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom

by athleticsgirl24 on Aug 14, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

You don’t have to stop.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I probably should before I make a mess

"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom

by athleticsgirl24 on Aug 14, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You won’t make a mess.

I promise.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're doing it wrong.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 14, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am hopeless, you know.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Naah, just young.

I was a late bloomer. At your age I had no clue at all.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 14, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

bloomer?

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopelessly devoted to...

girls of AN

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss #14fan.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY!

We love you too! Oh.

by lynnzgal on Aug 14, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wuertz totally got away with that 3-1 fastball in Dye's wheelhouse

Should be Bailey for the 9th no matter what and then Breslow if it goes extras.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 14, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

And then...Casilla!!!!!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 14, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then...the comfy chair!!!!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 14, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Noooooooo

Not the COMFY chair

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 14, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then you must spank us!

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on, LB, time to go. You're in peril!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 14, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Naughty naughty Zoot!

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

the hot nuns.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

possible nickname, if/when he become more consistent,

Tommy Gun?

ken korach's voice is like peanut butter on velvet, not joe buck's.

by mrbendy on Aug 14, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Buddha Stick.

Both MB and Sal said Buddha Stick.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tommy Burger

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 14, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tommy Boy

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 14, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

MB didn't want to nickname him "TWSS"?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 14, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, Buddha Stick.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he still does...

oh wait. They changed the masthead on us without telling us again…no, I guess he doesn’t.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was one of the old guard, o2b.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've met him before at an A's game at the Coli

I just haven’t seen him post here for a long time.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, he may be just like MB and no longer post here at all.

Come to think of it, I think he just broke off and never posted again. He’s a good guy, just broke from the direction of AN.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

He makes me tingle

But he didn’t really have a personality when I saw him in KC. It could’ve been me ….It’s usually me

"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom

by athleticsgirl24 on Aug 14, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

he's from SoCo.

He’s prolly just super mellow.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or could see the gleem in my eye and got scared....

"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom

by athleticsgirl24 on Aug 14, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait, I know him, I forgot...

I’ve met him several itmes. I had a good friend at SSU who used to play on the team with him. He was really mellow….

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know him huh? How well? hahahaha

"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom

by athleticsgirl24 on Aug 14, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

not real well at all.

I just met him a handful of times. He was a nice guy, tho.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fine, you're not invited to our wedding,

"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom

by athleticsgirl24 on Aug 14, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd still like to come.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will this be a pre-nostalgic Nomar at bat

before we ship him off somewhere>?

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 14, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Garciaparra is about to hit his third home run of the season.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

or that

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 14, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was wrong.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

MOJO!

Can I just say this game delay would REALLY blow w/ out AN. by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT

Ha ha -- you misspelled "2009 season" by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 14, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

yes plz

"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt

by Philip Christy on Aug 14, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that didn't work

"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt

by Philip Christy on Aug 14, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I shoulda' started with the inning.

Can I just say this game delay would REALLY blow w/ out AN. by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT

Ha ha -- you misspelled "2009 season" by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 14, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still like the move of pinch-hitting Nomar for Cust,

because it slightly improves our defense at DH.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 14, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not in Our Town

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 14, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

yessss

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Aug 14, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course perhaps we'd then win by....

The Skin of Our Teeth

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 14, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

you guys are too much

LOL

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 14, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

i surrender

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Aug 14, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Aug 14, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Without a Shadow of a Doubt

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 14, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

or a guy named billy with a ovular haircut

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 14, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wuertz for the win??

Wuertz pitches the 9th, and the A’s win it in the bottom half…walk off.

"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw

by One won lost won on Aug 14, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay Bailey needs a win here

Hasn’t won since the AS break.
…going to 5-3, A Bailey

"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw

by One won lost won on Aug 14, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick out!

Can I just say this game delay would REALLY blow w/ out AN. by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT

Ha ha -- you misspelled "2009 season" by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 14, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Dealing!

Can I just say this game delay would REALLY blow w/ out AN. by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT

Ha ha -- you misspelled "2009 season" by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 14, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dealt!

Can I just say this game delay would REALLY blow w/ out AN. by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT

Ha ha -- you misspelled "2009 season" by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 14, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Bailey's in!

Go my fantasy team! Screw the haters!

"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt

by Philip Christy on Aug 14, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s win it in the ninth, guys.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

K Bailey!!

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 14, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Mmmmm Baileys!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 14, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF is this?!

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's....

Old Greg

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 14, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bailey is a monster reliever!!

this time last yr he might have been the 5th best reliever prospect in the system…not bad

by Asfan4ever723 on Aug 14, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Sippin.

On Red Stripe.

Can I just say this game delay would REALLY blow w/ out AN. by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT

Ha ha -- you misspelled "2009 season" by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 14, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

i m jealous

Budweiser here.

"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt

by Philip Christy on Aug 14, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still beats MGD

Can I just say this game delay would REALLY blow w/ out AN. by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT

Ha ha -- you misspelled "2009 season" by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 14, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya it do.

"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt

by Philip Christy on Aug 14, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAHHHH BAILEY!!!

Runs around like excited Kermit the Frog

"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom

by athleticsgirl24 on Aug 14, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

At this point, let Bailey start the 10th...

…if there is one. Buuuuuuaaaaaahaha!!!!!!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 14, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

It would be really cool to win this game

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 14, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Walk-off time

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 14, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Dotel, eh???!!

Doesn’t he come in and give a jack..that’s his MO.

"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw

by One won lost won on Aug 14, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

give -up- a jack (HR) I mean..

"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw

by One won lost won on Aug 14, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

remember Fenway a few years back

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Aug 14, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LET'S GO OAK--LAND!!!

"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt

by Philip Christy on Aug 14, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Clap Clap CLAPCLAPCLAP!

Can I just say this game delay would REALLY blow w/ out AN. by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT

Ha ha -- you misspelled "2009 season" by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 14, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

clap clap clapclapclap

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

...and then Pennington takes over.

and stricks out.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

We should have let Jimi take over

You know what I’’m talking about?

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

move over rover?

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'll call the AK blast

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 14, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

i'll concur

ken korach's voice is like peanut butter on velvet, not joe buck's.

by mrbendy on Aug 14, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awww Dotel.

Can I just say this game delay would REALLY blow w/ out AN. by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT

Ha ha -- you misspelled "2009 season" by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 14, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Who's on the bench: Powell, Cunningham, Crosby?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 14, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Dotel fastest pitcher ever

All Games and Comments are Subject to Blackout

by Hit4TheCycle on Aug 14, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Donde estan los puntos?

Me gustan mucho!

"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt

by Philip Christy on Aug 14, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

probably, but they don't want to admit it

ken korach's voice is like peanut butter on velvet, not joe buck's.

by mrbendy on Aug 14, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was with Houston for about five years, no?

I know when he came over, he cried because he was leaving Houston…

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was the best set-up man in the NL at the time

He gets a raw deal from A’s fans — he was pretty good when he first closed for the A’s and then pitched hurt in 2005.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 14, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was mean when he first showed up.

Can I just say this game delay would REALLY blow w/ out AN. by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT

Ha ha -- you misspelled "2009 season" by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 14, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

-but then I secretly think Casilla is still good...

Can I just say this game delay would REALLY blow w/ out AN. by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT

Ha ha -- you misspelled "2009 season" by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 14, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon Rajai!

I’m cheering for your ass now…so don’t let me down!

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Rajai Run!

MOJO!

Can I just say this game delay would REALLY blow w/ out AN. by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT

Ha ha -- you misspelled "2009 season" by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 14, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah take the donut off the bat rajai

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 14, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

No baserunners since the 5th? Brutal!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 14, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

If we play to pattern

We should score 5 runs next inning.

@worldblee on Twitter.

by worldblee on Aug 14, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that's not right at all.

"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt

by Philip Christy on Aug 14, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Or rather 'owned' I'd say.

Can I just say this game delay would REALLY blow w/ out AN. by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT

Ha ha -- you misspelled "2009 season" by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 14, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dotel.

That mother f^%$er owes us money.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 14, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

wait....dotel is supposed to suck like he used to!!!

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 14, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought the EXACT same thing

"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom

by athleticsgirl24 on Aug 14, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tommy will win it just for you.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

even following the Rhodes disaster

he still crushed my soul

I said "Why not baseball?" He said he hated baseball and demanded we NEVER speak of it again. He then, oddly enough, walked repeatedly into my fists and feet. So weird that he would do that! - TwistNHook, CGB

by Kallus on Aug 14, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dotel?

Compared to TARE? No contest. Rhodes was horrific. HO-RIF-FIC.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, to be fair, the free agent market fell apart for Beane that year,

but it may have had something to do with his VERY public stance that relief pitchers were interchangeable.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rhodes was way way way worse

I’m just saying that Dotel didn’t have a very high bar to top, and still disappointed

I said "Why not baseball?" He said he hated baseball and demanded we NEVER speak of it again. He then, oddly enough, walked repeatedly into my fists and feet. So weird that he would do that! - TwistNHook, CGB

by Kallus on Aug 14, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

totally agree

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 14, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like that one VC

“never say no” Craig Breslow

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 14, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Never say ... d'oh!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 14, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was only Bailey's 4th appearance in August

I thought he coulda gone 2.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 14, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

CRAP..

Can I just say this game delay would REALLY blow w/ out AN. by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT

Ha ha -- you misspelled "2009 season" by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 14, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty terrible 0-2 pitch

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by Nick on Aug 14, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

speaking of soul crushing

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 14, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Yale FAIL!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 14, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT

"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom

by athleticsgirl24 on Aug 14, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Alexei is very good.

especially for a deer in headlights.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you wearing something backward?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 14, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want pictures or it didn’t happen.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pictures ruin everything.

When you live life through photographs you lose your appreciation of real experience.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 14, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

read my book yet?

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, what was it again?

There was a good article in the NYT though.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 14, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

WG Sebald

start with either Austerlitz or The Emmigrants

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, those titles sound suspiciously like novels.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 14, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

and they are.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm more the non-fiction sort, you know.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 14, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's okay.

you’ll like them, trust me. They’re where your head’s at and they’re not your standard fiction.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, OK. That works, too.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 14, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well all of us should either turn something backwards

or get naked because this would be a tough loss after the big comeback

by sirbed on Aug 14, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

that must be painful

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 14, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

must not....

comm…. gahhhh

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 14, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Send us pictures of you in a schoolgirl outfit.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

We were behind 6-0 and came back

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 14, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

And THAT is why I wanted Bailey to start the 10th.

Let him handle Ramirez and wait for Breslow to face a lefty. The pitch count was right for it, no reason Bailey couldn’t start the 10th.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 14, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

you mighta had somethin there

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 14, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just figured out why Geren's always picking his nose!!!

he’s looking for the ‘on’ button for his brain.

I said "Why not baseball?" He said he hated baseball and demanded we NEVER speak of it again. He then, oddly enough, walked repeatedly into my fists and feet. So weird that he would do that! - TwistNHook, CGB

by Kallus on Aug 14, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blame Suzuki too

horrible pitch to call and an even worse location

0-2??? That was simply nuts.

by jasonthea on Aug 14, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Why isn't Bailey still in?

"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom

by athleticsgirl24 on Aug 14, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Right?

Can I just say this game delay would REALLY blow w/ out AN. by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT

Ha ha -- you misspelled "2009 season" by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 14, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

FTFY
A’s offenseContreras has been shutdown

by speckops on Aug 14, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bar Rafaeli is the girl of the night.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually, she did.

She came in early, got the comeback, but then didn’t stick around for the end.

That’s why you have to save the rally pic for the end of the game, so you don’t peak too early.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 14, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just seemed pretty obvious to me --

Bailey stays in to face Ramirez and Nix and then Breslow gets the rest of the 10th and if there’s an 11th he starts the 11th, facing a slew of lefties.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 14, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Dewayne Wise

You call him a defensive replacement? ;-)

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 14, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 14, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, Mark Buerhle sure as hell does

I said "Why not baseball?" He said he hated baseball and demanded we NEVER speak of it again. He then, oddly enough, walked repeatedly into my fists and feet. So weird that he would do that! - TwistNHook, CGB

by Kallus on Aug 14, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Live look in on Gameday.

Can I just say this game delay would REALLY blow w/ out AN. by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT

Ha ha -- you misspelled "2009 season" by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 14, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

JUST.GET.ON.BASE.

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 14, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

On the plus side, he didn't strike out.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 14, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just don't know whay they don't listen to me!!!

Momma knows best – always!!!

Good job there, RY

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 14, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Bar


(rare clothed edition)

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 14, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s Bar Rafaeli.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was it a Bar or a bat I saw?

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by iglew on Aug 14, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

She looks better unclothed.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beckham is good.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

rally!

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

yes! rally girls extraordinaire

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 14, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

eff me santa

eff me Santa
eff me santa!

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surrender, Dorothy!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 14, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is it with you and sandwiches?!

I said "Why not baseball?" He said he hated baseball and demanded we NEVER speak of it again. He then, oddly enough, walked repeatedly into my fists and feet. So weird that he would do that! - TwistNHook, CGB

by Kallus on Aug 14, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE TEASE IS ON!

Can I just say this game delay would REALLY blow w/ out AN. by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT

Ha ha -- you misspelled "2009 season" by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 14, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

It looks like we need the combination of Bar Rafaeli and Lauren Graham.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Would you hold Bar up against the Gilmore Girls?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 14, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, I don’t know.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Evinrude!

Can I just say this game delay would REALLY blow w/ out AN. by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT

Ha ha -- you misspelled "2009 season" by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 14, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

TOMMY!!!!!!!!

"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom

by athleticsgirl24 on Aug 14, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

man tommy is sure adept at that poke to right

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 14, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Frickin' Reverse Ramon?!?

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 14, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

MORE MORE MORE

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 14, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Nomah....Less!

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 14, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was gonna make a post about BO CRO (not nice) and then they give us Nomar.....

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 14, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh NO

mar…

Can I just say this game delay would REALLY blow w/ out AN. by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT

Ha ha -- you misspelled "2009 season" by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 14, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Ship the bum off.

Can I just say this game delay would REALLY blow w/ out AN. by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT

Ha ha -- you misspelled "2009 season" by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 14, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO MAWR.

Need MAWR runs, not nomar.

by speckops on Aug 14, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate Garciaparra.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Agree

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Nomar fucking sucks.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Aug 14, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Quite right.

Can I just say this game delay would REALLY blow w/ out AN. by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT

Ha ha -- you misspelled "2009 season" by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 14, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is completely random

but still made me laugh.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

he led off the gamethread, then didn't post agian til that, I think...

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did, for a fact.

I’ve also heard about some amazing storage deals close to the Coliseum at 5A.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

SRSLY? Even with SERO?

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Aug 14, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here at home.

Couple friends came over and I was switching back and forth between the A’s and Niner games, BBQing a couple spatchcocked chickens on my new Big Green Egg, and trying to get my OOTP Baseball league properly converted to the new version of the game.

and drinking beer.

(Hi OAH)

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Aug 14, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

nomar tease

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 14, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

then by definition you hate nomah

I said "Why not baseball?" He said he hated baseball and demanded we NEVER speak of it again. He then, oddly enough, walked repeatedly into my fists and feet. So weird that he would do that! - TwistNHook, CGB

by Kallus on Aug 14, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant it as

a patient nomah is a non-existent one.

I said "Why not baseball?" He said he hated baseball and demanded we NEVER speak of it again. He then, oddly enough, walked repeatedly into my fists and feet. So weird that he would do that! - TwistNHook, CGB

by Kallus on Aug 14, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not pinch hitting Powell for Nomar

just put the cap on a VERY badly managed game, IMO.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 14, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Why do you always have all the good points???

but – hey – thanks

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 14, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bob is wondering who then would've been the back-up catcher.

Of course, for us to need a catcher, we’d have to see the top of another inning.

Hitting Nomar makes sure that doesn’t happen.

by speckops on Aug 14, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bob is wondering if there are any more Fudgecicles in the clubhouse freezer.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, I mean now that one of the team has surely nudged him.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The real question is

are there any more Fudgecicles in the clubhouse freezer?

by sirbed on Aug 14, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he ate the last of them upon their return

Wednesday night.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That no good SOB

I blame Lew Wolff, that guy won’t spend money on anything

by sirbed on Aug 14, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

agrd.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't.

just crappy no sugar creamsicles, which are kinda gross.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

trhe no sugar ones are gross, though.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not only that, but Powell is the backup catcher

If:

a. The A’s don’t lose because the next hitter gets out and
b. The A’s don’t win it in the 10th but exactly tie it AND
c. Suzuki gets so injured he has to leave the game AND
d. The game doesn’t end in the 11th

then Powell takes over as catcher and ZOMG the pitcher might have to bat, or be pinch hit for by Cunningham, in the 12th or 13th. So effing what?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 14, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not bring up another catcher and just have Powell take Nomar's spot?

Powell can play first and with AK and the Cros we have enough for 3B

by sirbed on Aug 14, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm guessing the A's have an agreement with Nomar not to cut him

Which I don’t terribly mind if it gives Beane a good reputation among veteran players around the league. It just doesn’t mean he has to bat in these situations over Powell.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 14, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay then cut the Cros

and Reverse and AK can handle 3B

by sirbed on Aug 14, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Works for me

You had me at “Cut Cros.”

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 14, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not a very long list.

In other words, it could happen.

ZOMG PITCHER BATTING.

by speckops on Aug 14, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because Suzuki leaves games injured so often?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 14, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I keed, I keed.

ABM was called for in that situation.

(Anything But…well, you can figure it out)

by speckops on Aug 14, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

First he wanted to go to Ziegler but was told Ziggy wasn't ready

(he even instructed Suzuki to go out and talk to Anderson to stall, but then had to leave Anderson in to give up a key hit). Then he yanked Bailey when he didn’t need to and put in Breslow to face Alexei Ramierz — oops — instead of waiting a hitter or two to make the change. Then he decided that Nomar was a better bet than Landon Powell against Bobby Jenks. Bad day all around and all very costly blunders.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 14, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

A re-run of a few other games we've seen?

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 14, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

lauren has failed...

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 14, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t you dare utter such words again.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

just barely.

and that other skank was thrown up there before her, throwing off her mojo.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

we can still post her

if for nothing else, than those gorgeous legs!

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 14, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

She has a gorgeous everything.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

doesn't Nomar go against EVERYTHING else we're doing with this team?

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

YES + a billion

He needs to go down and go down hard

by sirbed on Aug 14, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Aug 14, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I thought you couldn’t say that anymore.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll say what I want.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Aug 14, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

True.

Good enough to outweigh the obviousness factor.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 14, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The rule doesn't apply to Mike V.

Kind of like how only Graham was allowed to be mean.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 14, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

it’s like he’s the last scrap hanging on from the team that infuriated us for most of the season. LET HIM GO

by chipper1001 on Aug 14, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

EZ Come EZ Go

’night all!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 14, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

here. have a guinness

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 14, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

wanna do carbombs?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 14, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

irish carbombs

take a can of guinness, pour into a glass. pour a shot of bailey’s, drop the shotglass into the glass of guinness, and drink it before it curdles

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 14, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

no we have to do it at the same time

the loser ummm… well, we’ll figure it out later. ready?

1…

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 14, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

::chug::

gulp gulp gulp

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 14, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

and now we're full

p.s. i won

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 14, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

you lost

pay up!

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 14, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

you'll think of something, i'm sure

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 14, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're a girl

you can’t win these things

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 14, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

only if i let you ;-)

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 14, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay okay

i’ve been persuaded. man, i’m such a pushover for women

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 14, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've known a few that could.

Two, to be exact. One I met in rehab. The other went by 20.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

If she finished first

then you both win.

< bans self >

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 14, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Aug 14, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gosh, I’m so jealous.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guiness and non-Protestant whiskey.

Jameson’s.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've heard it was Guinness, Baileys,and Irish Cream

I said "Why not baseball?" He said he hated baseball and demanded we NEVER speak of it again. He then, oddly enough, walked repeatedly into my fists and feet. So weird that he would do that! - TwistNHook, CGB

by Kallus on Aug 14, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, I am a non-drinker, so I'm probably the wrong one to ask...

or answer, as the case may be. I thought it was essentially a boilermaker with the Irish. The Baileys makes much more sense.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I misspoke. It is, as I recollect:

Guinness
Baileys or other Irish Cream
Irish whisky

I said "Why not baseball?" He said he hated baseball and demanded we NEVER speak of it again. He then, oddly enough, walked repeatedly into my fists and feet. So weird that he would do that! - TwistNHook, CGB

by Kallus on Aug 14, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makers Mark sir.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Aug 14, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's Protestant, no?

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

No idea. Don't care.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Aug 14, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Où est ton mec?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 14, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

comment est-ce qu'on dit

“bow chicka wow wow” en francais. J’ai oublie

I said "Why not baseball?" He said he hated baseball and demanded we NEVER speak of it again. He then, oddly enough, walked repeatedly into my fists and feet. So weird that he would do that! - TwistNHook, CGB

by Kallus on Aug 14, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

je crois...

c’est “bow chicka wow wow”!

by OakA'sHoney on Aug 14, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

oui, c'est vrai!

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

je suis tres seul

ou est les femmes qui est aussi seul?

I said "Why not baseball?" He said he hated baseball and demanded we NEVER speak of it again. He then, oddly enough, walked repeatedly into my fists and feet. So weird that he would do that! - TwistNHook, CGB

by Kallus on Aug 14, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Je ne sais pas aussi

also, being pathetically desperate in a foreign language was on my bucket list. so I can cross it off now. And I really need to stop making bucket lists when I’m chugging 40’s and smoking PCP whilst hanging off of the freeway overpass. But, I guess no one’s perfect..

I said "Why not baseball?" He said he hated baseball and demanded we NEVER speak of it again. He then, oddly enough, walked repeatedly into my fists and feet. So weird that he would do that! - TwistNHook, CGB

by Kallus on Aug 14, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

pcp was A LOT of fun.

I could’ve abused the shit out of it had I been born and raised in an urban environment.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn, LB

I didn’t know you like to get wet!

I said "Why not baseball?" He said he hated baseball and demanded we NEVER speak of it again. He then, oddly enough, walked repeatedly into my fists and feet. So weird that he would do that! - TwistNHook, CGB

by Kallus on Aug 14, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVED it.

In all seriousness, it was a complete divorce from reality, perhaps even more than acid, though I loved acid too.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never met a mood altering substance I disn't enjoy.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes I get real crazy

and drink the diet coke that has caffeine in it. It’s amazing I’m still alive really.

by sirbed on Aug 14, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

bow chicka wow wow

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

"ooh-la-la"

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 14, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everidge has proven to be pretty clutch.

Seeking levity.

Can I just say this game delay would REALLY blow w/ out AN. by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT

Ha ha -- you misspelled "2009 season" by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 14, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

more for the roster.

Can I just say this game delay would REALLY blow w/ out AN. by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT

Ha ha -- you misspelled "2009 season" by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 14, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't believe tonight happened....

I’m headed to bed. It’s been fun. Tommy, if you’re reading this, call me :)

"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom

by athleticsgirl24 on Aug 14, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll let him know the next time I see him.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG I WISH!!!!

"I am Jack's inability to cleanly field a ball." ~Leopold Bloom

by athleticsgirl24 on Aug 14, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I thought you went to bed.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

pissed

 the thing that is pissing me off is the elder players r killing this young team namely cust 0 rbi’s in his 21 games and nomar with his 1st pitch hitttn ass

by tcelt on Aug 14, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

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