DLD 8/14/09 Stars Shooting Around
I'm making it short today, like the lifespan of a white dwarf. It's been a good week for shiny objects floating through outer and cyber space. Here are some of the brightest shiners:
Paul Thomas Returns to Athletics Nation: Yes, Paul "PT" Thomas is back. How much of a star is this dude? His comeback post drew 22 recommendations in under 10 hours. Star power indeed.
Meteor Showers over the Bay Area: The Perseids are back and as good as ever. I enjoyed some great viewing along Skyline Boulevard last night. The shower peaked Wednesday, but there are still a few stragglers you can check out.
Vick Signs: The superstar of the 24 hour news cycle just went supernova. He's an Eagle.
Shooting Star at 300 bpm: The Happy Hardcore classic. This song is best experienced by listening to a 300 pound linebacker drunkenly singing the song at the top of his lungs. I do miss the ole college dorms sometimes. Btw, bmp is beats per minute.
Tiger Going for Gold?: It might happen. The International Olympic Committee is thinking of adding some new stars in 2016. Shed your tears for baseball, then wipe 'em away as you contemplate the possibility of Olympic golf and rugby. Sounds like the Scots were greasing some IOC palms.
Hope for society?: I googled images of white dwarves and amazingly a picture of a star came up first. It had tough competition, beating out pics of the popular marijuana strain and the roleplaying/board game magazine cover.
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How ’bout them Raiders last night? It’s just preseason, I know; however, the team has a lot of upside.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 3:32 AM PDT reply actions
Those Cowboys didn't know what hit them.
Even after it hit them, they still didn’t know.
Because they’re Cowboys.
I'm here to talk about the past.
I wonder if the Mini Cowboys would have won.
Cause they’re from way out west.
by LoneStranger on Aug 14, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Just watched the game
Didn’t really see anything that great from the Raiders standpoint. Lots of penalties will still plague them from winning very many games. Oh that and lack of talent.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2009 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, that and lack of talent.
Said the blind man.
Is JaMarcus Russell still the QB?
If so, then it will be a long season. If Jeff Garcia gets his shot then the team may have a chance to be okay in a really, really bad division.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2009 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions
I guess JaMarcus is a bad quarterback after one starting season.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
and for that matter, though it is super early
Hayward-Bey is looking catastrophically bad. Listening to the Raiders come up with excuses for his daily drops is just sad.
Russell was a terrible 6-for-6 with 50 yards passing in the short-range and intermediate passing. He sucks.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
he's got the tools.
it’s WAY too early to proclaim one way or the other on him.
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Zach Miller is on the cusp of a Pro Bowl berth, Chaz Schilens caught five passes for 52 yards and Darren McFadden gained 63 yards on just four carries. People just have these preconceived notions about the Raiders and they don’t really know anything about the team. Before people start telling me that it’s just preseason, they each did that against the first tier defense.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Let’s also ignore the two wins against non-losing teams during the final two weeks of last season.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s fun doing such a thing.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
My point is that it's the preseason, and game one at that.
You can’t read much from the overall game. The 49ers used to lose most of their preseason games en route to double digit season wins back in the 80s and 90s. I’d like to double check that, but I can’t. No one seems to really keep track of preseason stuff. That tells you how important it is.
by LoneStranger on Aug 14, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Preseason can be a good measuring stick for young and talented players that only started for the first time in their respective careers last season.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure. I get that.
But are you also saying that the other team was putting forth the 100% real game effort, even if they are the starters?
by LoneStranger on Aug 14, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I would assume that you play to win the game.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
In the regular season, yea.
But in preseason it’s about getting the pieces together and making sure that everyone is on the same page. Getting back into the routine. Auditioning players.
As we get closer to the regular season the players and teams will be closer to their regular season form.
I’m not trying to take anything away fro the Raiders, but you have to be sure that Dallas was putting up their best effort before bragging about it.
by LoneStranger on Aug 14, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
This is the point
(actually about six or seven hours ago) where MB would threaten death, destruction, and the suspension of voting rights were football continued to be discussed.
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m bragging about the emergence of Chaz Schilens which was widely expected based on training camp and it’s pretty clear that his talent will translate.
I’m bragging about JaMarcus Russell being perfect on short-range and intermediate passes.
I’m bragging about Darren McFadden’s 63 yards on just four carries.
It’s worthy.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
The Lions went 4-0 in the 2008 preseason
I’m sorry duder…..but it’s just the preseason.
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by walk off bunt on Aug 14, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m sorry, dude, that you’ll ignore the great performances of young and talented players JaMarcus Russell, Darren McFadden and Chaz Schilens. A healthy McFadden and a more prominent Schilens add onto Russell’s weapons that consist of veteran running back Justin Fargas and tight end Zach Miller who was sixth in the league in receiving yards among tight ends. Just ask the Buccaneers about that Michael Bush, too.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I appreciate the spirited defense
And I don’t even think the Raiders are that bad.
I’m just a staunch, staunch believer that if there’s one truism across all sports, it’s that the preseason is entirely, utterly meaningless.
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
by walk off bunt on Aug 14, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re right. We’re not that bad at all.
If we can halfway stop the run, we should be fine defensively. We can stop the pass. That’s not a question.
With how good our running game is, a halfway decent passing game will do just fine. That’s what we saw against the Cowboys. Russell hit everything short and intermediate. The young offense will grow together over time.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Ummm
They suck for ruining the coliseum?
"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want" -Bill Watterson
agreed
I like football but I hate a brown field. Get out the green spray cans!
You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}
It’s pretty clear which team is better for the Coliseum, no?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
Dating girls is like starting pitching depth, you think you have a good full rotation, even too many starters, then in an instant as soon as you trade your depth away injuries decimate your rotation and you are forced to start Sidney Ponson.
by designatedforassignment on Aug 16, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Cameron Bryan Coffey has agreed to a contract with the Baltimore Orioles that will pay him one of the largest signing bonuses ever given to any player taken outside the top ten rounds of the draft according to his agent Rob Martin.
Martin did not give the specific value of the contract, but Major League Baseball sources said Thursday the Orioles are giving Coffey a $990,000 signing bonus.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 3:34 AM PDT reply actions
Adrian Beltre might want to think about using a cup in the future. The Mariners third baseman was placed on the 15-day disabled list with an injured testicle after a ground ball took a bad hop Wednesday night.
There was some tearing and internal bleeding as Beltre doesn’t wear a cup.
If he doesn’t need surgery, he is expected to miss 10 days to two weeks.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 3:36 AM PDT reply actions
Amazingly, he played several after innings
and scored the winning run in the game…
…which will be the last time he does any scoring for quite a while.
Why do I have a Bad News Bears-flashback?
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Some amazingly bad news for Unicorn fans
Here. Ellis is just not getting the love on fantasy book covers this year. Which makes me weep, just a little.
@worldblee on Twitter.
I'm just glad this year's media guide didn't featue a completely dark cover of meaninglessness.
At first I was surprised by the strong presence of boats on the list. Then I realized that anything becomes more epic when placed on water, like our future stadium
Also, because I still can’t get the song out of my head, I’m On a Boat, mother f-er.
Finally, the complete dominance of swords in fantasy art reminded me of one of the great commercials of all time. Chicks with Swords.
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
I couldn't have done it without your sweet opening link
Moments like these are to me the essence of the AN DLD. Thank you.
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
Fangraphs also did a Braden piece, woohoo
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/dallas-defies-doubters
Go A’s
100% Athletics, 100% Baseball. 2009 Athletics, 40% Baseball.
by fruitattack on Aug 14, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, Paul “PT” Thomas is back. How much of a star is this dude? His comeback post drew 22 recommendations in under 10 hours. Star power indeed.
Translated, he reached based 22 times in ten games- and scored 12 times because it’s past the all-star break. Would have only touched home once prior to the break.
100% Athletics, 100% Baseball. 2009 Athletics, 40% Baseball.
might have tunnelled underground
100% Athletics, 100% Baseball. 2009 Athletics, 40% Baseball.
Is anyone watching the Pirates-Cubs game on WGN? Just check out the box score.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 1:04 PM PDT reply actions
wow
I glanced briefly in the top of the 2nd, when it was 4-0. Apparently I changed websites too soon….
There's no crying in baseball!
All that and only one CHI home run
This no-steroids baseball is no fun.
"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want" -Bill Watterson
The Red Sox are close to finalizing a waiver deal to acquire shortstop Alex Gonzalez from the Reds, according to a source.
Gonzalez makes $5.37 million this year and will be a free agent at the end of the season.
He played for Boston in 2006.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions
Dodgers catcher Russell Martin has struggled this season, and some around the game believe that he lacks the strength he once had.
“There are 2-0 pitches, 3-1 pitches that he’s missing,” a National League scout said according to a source. “In the past, he could sit there and punish them. He doesn’t swing with the same intensity that he used to.”
Martin understands the speculation, but hopes that people don’t see him in that light.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions
Because, you know, Catchers never lose their power.
Don't believe in yourself.
Believe in Me who believes in You.
But Kendall lost his power because of two, specific injuries
He shattered his ankle, and broke his left thumb.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
On this day seven years ago, I went to my first A’s game.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions
And you misbehaved to the point where they haven't let you out of the house since.
I'm here to talk about the past.
someday soon,
you’ll be allowed to go to the ball, Cinderella.
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I just wanna make him wear the dress.
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't knock it till you've tried it.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I’m just saying that it’s not for me.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 15, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Michael Landon?
……what about Half-Pint?
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I object, in the strongest possible terms
to the description of PaulThomas as a "star."
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
Stars usually begin as a bloated mass of hot gas
You don’t think that describes PT?
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
Well, he might be a white dwarf.
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
Krol says no!!
Keith Law:
Word is that Ian Krol (7th round, OAK) is going to JC instead of the University of Arizona after turning down $600K.
Womp womp
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
by walk off bunt on Aug 14, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I used to bullseye womprats in my T-16 back home.
by LoneStranger on Aug 14, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
you have the beginning markings of homosexuality now,
but by the time we hit the third movie, you will be SO GAY, even the most defiant among us will not be able to look at you without thinking of you as a bottom for another man.
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
likely not signing so far
7 213 Ian Krol LHP
10 303 Sam Dyson RHP South Carolina
33 993 Mike Bolsinger RHP Arkansas
37 1113 Colin Bates RHP North Carolina
39 1173 Ryan Lockwood OF South Florida
41 1233 Justin Hilt OF Elon
43 1293 Ryan Lipkin C San Francisco
49 1473 Anthony Giansanti OF Siena
47 1413 Kyle Roller 1B East Carolina
Re Roller: From what I heard from Cape sources, doesn’t sound like the A’s are making a big run at Roller despite his huge summer.
Posted by Jim Callis | August 14, 2009 at 4:13 pm | Shortcut
How does Myers signing for $2mill influence the demands of max stassi? He wanted $1.5 mill before, does the price go up now?
Posted by Derek | August 14, 2009 at 4:24 pm | Shortcut
Re Stassi: I don’t think that changes much. Myers was drafted ahead of him and Stassi’s price tag was around $1.5 million before the draft. I think the A’s will get that one done soon.
Posted by Jim Callis | August 14, 2009 at 4:33 pm | Shortcut
Is it pretty much a guarantee that the A’s have given up on Sam Dyson signing, or is there still a chance there?
Posted by Nate | August 14, 2009 at 5:45 pm | Shortcut
Re Dyson: I was talking to BA’s college guru, Aaron Fitt, about this, because Aaron is president of the Sam Dyson Fan Club. He thinks he’ll wind up back at South Carolina and I haven’t heard anything to indicate otherwise.
Posted by Jim Callis | August 14, 2009 at 5:54 pm | Shortcut
Krol
Evidently the A’s are still talking to Krol, and reports of him not signing with the A’s are overblown.
Sometimes life will strike you out on a curve ball and the only choice you have is to flip off the umpire and walk to first base anyway.
by Threepwood XX on Aug 15, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
white dwarfs
are pretty rad. When a star begins to run out of fuel, its internal temperature and pressure drop, which causes it to begin to collapse. This is sort of a long process because the process of collapsing boosts the temperature back up and it starts to process heavier elements to create energy (instead of just fusing two deuteriums to form a helium).
But eventually it really runs out of fuel and suffers a final gravitational collapse. How far this collapse goes depends on the mass of the star. White dwarfs are in the least massive category and their collapse is ultimately halted by the Fermi pressure of their electrons.
Fermi pressure arises from a fundamental symmetry of particle physics. Fermions are a class of particles that includes electons, protons, neutrons, and lots of other stuff. They have the property that, in any system of identical fermions, if you exchange two particles it is the same as multiplying the wave function of the system by -1.
So now imagine that you have two fermions in your system that have identical quantum numbers. There is literally now way to tell them apart. So if you swapped the two particles, the system would be exactly the same as when you started. However, fermion statistics tells you that swapping the particles should give you -1 times the original system. -1 does not equal 1, so we have a paradox. The result of this is the Pauli exclusion principle, which tells you that you can never have two fermions with identical quantum numbers.
Ok, now getting back to the collapsing star. Gravity is squishing everything together, but that means cramming a whole shitload of electrons into a very small space. The electrons have some finite temperature, so they can’t just start occupying arbitrarily high energy states. The result is that you reach a point where there just aren’t enough quantum numbers to go around and this halts the collapse of the star.
So then the white dwarfs pretty much just sit there. They still glow a little bit because some small fraction of the electrons still have excess thermal energy above the point where they become totally degenerate. This dissipates away very slowly, so the white dwarf becomes dimmer and dimmer. Eventually, I guess that it would reach thermal equilibrium with the rest of the universe and be a cold ball of degenerate matter. But I hear that the amount of time this would take is much more than the age of the universe.
I think of midget porn.
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 14, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
You should check out the Whore of the Rings
if you’re after some midget porn
Here are some PG-rated clips that will give a taste but don’t do it justice at all. It’s hilarious. The gollum scene will scar you for life and there’s even a bit where a woman pleasures a tree.
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
You know, I really expected more of a reaction.
colin totally waxing on about something he surely loves, about stars and white dwarfs, really just laying it all out there and I come across the top with “I think of midget porn.” Now, not only did no one respond to my hilarity, the worse crime is not giving colin any love for his observations. This place cultivates geeks and nerds. Show yourself, damn it!
Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 15, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I prefer to dole out the geekdome a little at a time.
It’s akin to yanking off the clothes in a hurry versus a carefully timed striptease.
by LoneStranger on Aug 17, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of the Pauli exclusion principle,
my favorite remnant of gravitational collapse has to be the neutron star.

The above picture is a neutron star undergoing a starquake. I’m not even joking on the name. The star has a hard shell of protons, neutrons, and electrons and an inner core of proton-neutron Fermi liquid. The shell will occasionally crack and boom! Starquake.
It’s gravity is so strong, it can bend light around itself and you’ll actually see parts of its backside from the front. If an object fell from one meter above the star, it would take one microsecond to fall (that’s one millionth of a second). When it hit it would be going 4.3 million miles an hour (boy could we use a flamethrower like that in the rotation). Neutron stars are born during supernovas. Some neutron stars emit pulsing electromagnetic radiation (yep, they’re pulsars) and can do so with a regularity that’s as precise as an atomic clock. Just about everything they do is awesome.
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
New DLD is up.
Time to unrec this one, folks.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

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