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Game 112: A's at Orioles (cont'd)

A's taking it to the O's, 5-0. We're through 6.

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About an inning ago, I saw Gio twisting from side to side,

like his back was stiff. I hope that’s all that might be going on. His velocity was also down from 92-93 MPH to 89 MPH, but to Scott it was back up, so hopefully he’s ok. He’s pitching so well right now.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah I noticed it too

It was strange, if nothing else

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Aug 10, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Enjoy it while you can

The crowds will show up in no time.

by guapobob on Aug 10, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

OOPS!

Replied to wrong comment

by guapobob on Aug 10, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the look of this place

you can really stretch out here.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 10, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Mmmm roomy.

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it" ~ Mae West

by Blicks on Aug 10, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blicks, can you do the minor league lines tonight?

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure.

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it" ~ Mae West

by Blicks on Aug 10, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

No prob.

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it" ~ Mae West

by Blicks on Aug 10, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is fun.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Are we winning yet?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 10, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re winning.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like I missed most of the game.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 10, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It has been a good game.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wow Gio is good today.

I missed a lot.

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it" ~ Mae West

by Blicks on Aug 10, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Connie Mack's granddaughter

Is expected to throw out the first pitch this Sunday

I'm a happy seal

by SwisherThresher on Aug 10, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Adam Jones

Aren’t we glad he isn’t in Seattle?

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it" ~ Mae West

by Blicks on Aug 10, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

what's the story on him anyways?

He used to post some really good stuff and now he’s not around.

by VV A's fan on Aug 10, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

His niece had the H1N1.

Hopefully, that’s not true for him.

by lynnzgal on Aug 10, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking the same.....

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 10, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bozoomy,

also for Bloomy.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 10, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Philly tonight it's about 85 degrees and incredibly humid

I cannot imagine how disgusting it must feel to run around in that bird costume tonight.

Also, it probably doesn’t smell all that good.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 10, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

G'luck, Tommy

You look sorta like Matt Stairs, good luck having half the career.

Stairs had to have go close to some longevity record, dern that fireplug Canadian was around forever.

by paradox on Aug 10, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep, he's the Phillies' top pinch-hitter

He hit the last HR that Harry Kalas ever called, IIRC the day before he died.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 10, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just saw the new post area…..looks like a thunderstorm is moving into Baltimore….

by A's Fan in Virginia on Aug 10, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s about 10 minutes away.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

we should morph our teams together

our pitchers and their position players. Youth and glory everywhere!!!!!!!!

by green tusks on Aug 10, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

The Nats are like the "leftovers" team

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 10, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and Dunn

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 10, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooh, forgot about Dunn.

Sadly, so has everyone else. That’s what Washington’s all about.

by danmerqury on Aug 10, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

storm coming. great, i need a nap and wake up

to finish the game.

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Aug 10, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Bring it on.

I’ll take a cheap win.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 10, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's more than 5 IP, so yes.

Matt Cain on the Giants got a 5 IP CGV against the Nationals earlier this year.

by speckops on Aug 10, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

thx.

Dont blow Bailey.

by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had a detailed discussion about this earlier in the week

Different strokes for different folks.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 10, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The older guys seem to like natural

The younger the “clean” look

Those in between preferred a nicely manicured lawn.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 10, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh look, the grounds crew!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 10, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh really? Zat ist veeeeevy intevesting.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Aug 10, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

As evidenced by said younger generation's

silly equation of bald with “clean”.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 10, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry pam

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 10, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

we've offended your delicate sensibilities.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 10, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to admit...

Not much makes me squemish. But I was pretty amazed how passionate you all were about it.

Bring Jerry back!

by ZigFan31 on Aug 10, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

What else would we be more passionate about?

It’s kind of the meaning of life, you know.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 10, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

people like what they like.

Personally, I roll with whatever the female in question likes.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, sure,

but that’s a general rule that applies to everything.

May as well be with a plastic doll if you’re not going to love her for who she is.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 10, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, all starters have hits!

Mid 7th 5-0 A’s
Rain is coming apparently

Dont blow Bailey.

by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

cunningham

does geren hate him or something? why doesn’t he play?

by wobatus on Aug 10, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Uggghhh why do you call up Cunningham to sit him on the bench

Can’t stand this thinking.

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it" ~ Mae West

by Blicks on Aug 10, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, just checked local radar and it looks like an intense storm.

by A's Fan in Virginia on Aug 10, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

It's quite sexy

and I’m a man.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 10, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

(liar).

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 10, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's getting ready to rain here in Kansas.

Thunder booms and lighting are starting but the rain is coming.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 10, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

But we're not in kansas anymore.....

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 10, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those guys on the field picking up wrappers remind me of

those booths with all the money flying around and you’re supposed to try to grab as much of it as you can.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 10, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

They have four of those booths in Berkeley!

Free money, yessir! step right in…
Only a fifty dollar donation.

"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw

by One won lost won on Aug 10, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is bad.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

As long as he didn't tweak something

He’s not going to shut everyone out every time.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 10, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can and he will.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The reports of my demise are {cough}

somewhat accurate…

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha!

Knew you couldn’t resist!

by lynnzgal on Aug 10, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are your symptoms?

I have a sore throat and feel kind of feverish.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 10, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully this isn't an ethervirus

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 10, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

similar.

burning up, all-over body ache,

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you get that care package from David Ortiz yet?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 10, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

cuz the A's is on.

and I can’t resist.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hello, sir.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

hullo

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's kind of a strange situation, though.

See if I don’t make the signs, NO ONE makes the signs, so I’m just stacking up the work for myself.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

durnit...

Cloning LB, cloning.

Dont blow Bailey.

by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

that'd be cool.

Pizza. I want pizza.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't the lunatics run the asylum for a while?

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

they can, but they make sign.

I’m the only who does design. Front of the house is easiest to fake, and IO’ve got a production guy, but if no one’s doing the design…

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Know it all too well except our customer's are more complex

than just design. They also require wayfinding which can take forever with state codes and building layouts.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 10, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

that sounds doubly horrific.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's exactly how I felt when I got the flu earlier this year.

Kaiser swears it wasn’t H1N1, but they’re not really testing for it either.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 10, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which one?

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Aug 10, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which Kaiser?

I was just dealing with the advice nurse over the phone. It wouldn’t have mattered much – they are treating them all the same unless your symptoms worsen, at which point they could actually tell if it is H1N1. My symptoms didn’t get worse, I just had them for a realllllllly long time.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 10, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I of course was talking about which emperor of the German/Austrian/

Austro-Hungarian empire you had conversed with.

That said, they’re doing the same over here with the H1N1 stuff – i.e. unless you’re dying they’re pretty much ignoring people.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Aug 10, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah. Got it.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 10, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bloomie.....

glad to see you!

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 10, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

woof.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ruh roh

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Aug 10, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup. Crushed, off the wall.

What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.

by winchester5 on Aug 10, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well.....I guess Gio's gonna get his chance to hold it together.

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 10, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Game counts

Gio’s outing holds up.

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Aug 10, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Well at least Springer is gone-

Still chance for a Shutout!

Dont blow Bailey.

by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Casilla is still here.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

*fingers over eyes*

La la la I didn’t read that.

by speckops on Aug 10, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 10, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has there ever been a perfect game or no hitter cut short by rain

I would be sad if my NoNo didn’t count because they called the game for rain after 7

by MobiusKlein on Aug 10, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, I just got here, so I don't know

if you’re just speaking theoretically. But if this is of immediate significance … um, hello?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 10, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wikipedia says:
A game that cannot continue due to weather or darkness may be considered a completed official game, as long as at least five innings have been completed. Until 1991, any such game in which a pitcher held the opposing team without hits was considered an official no-hitter; however under the current rule, a no-hitter must last for at least nine innings to count. As the rule was applied retroactively, thirty-six games in which a no-hitter was interrupted by weather or darkness, with lengths ranging from 5 to 8 innings, are no longer considered no-hitters.

by danmerqury on Aug 10, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

that seems unfair.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if the rain delay would last longer than usual

if a guy had a “no-no” going? Would they have to call Bud Vader to get his permission?

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 10, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember Paul Byrd throwing a fit when his almost-5-inning-no-no was called for snow in Cleveland?

Luckily Byrd can now comfort himself with the thought that the snow-shortened no-hitter wouldn’t have counted anyway.

Or, he can just comfort himself with the porn. His choice.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 10, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

porn has always remained such a source of comfort for me,

heck, for all of us, really.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

sage advice

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you think the Indians had a "zero tolerance" policy WRT Byrd and porn?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 10, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because frankly, "hands free" porn is terrible.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have learned that it isn’t as fun.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

monkey porn.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of hands free -

just saw on the news 100,000 cell phone violations use…..in the two years since the law was passed. (I know it’s not porn related – sry).

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 10, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it COULD be porn related...

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 10, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

dirty minds

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Aug 10, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boys will be boys.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not in the porn I watch!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

There aren’t any boys in mine!

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yet they will be boys?

You are one sick and twisted puppy.

{Call me}

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap, did I say something I shouldn’t have?

(It’s not like that ever happens in here.)

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um...

All girls in your porn?

by lynnzgal on Aug 10, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is accurate.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am so turned on right now.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're 17

No offense, but that’s tantamount to saying that you’re breathing.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 10, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, that is true.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then all I'm saying is,

now we know. And apparently you’re not alone.

by lynnzgal on Aug 10, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

it could be

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Aug 10, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

SMTA

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 10, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

When correctly viewed,

everything is lewd.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 10, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think a prayer read by the Pope would be...

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is Catholic...

I’m sure you could find something about little boys in it.

by VV A's fan on Aug 10, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have the book somewhere.

I’m going to go find it and sing it at the piano right now.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 10, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some of his best rhymes

Leo would surely approve.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 10, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sample
I’ve never quibbled
if it was ribald.
I would devour
where others merely nibbled.

That’s brilliance right there. Tom Lehrer can totally stand with Cole Porter and Ogden Nash.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 10, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tom LEhrer?

I love Tom Lehrer.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don't know the Smut song?

It’s one of his best.

Who needs a hobby
like tennis or philately?
I’ve got a hobby
rereading Lady Chatterley!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 10, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what? it could - should be a lot more that 100 000, too

the number of times I’ve nearly been hit by people who think that talking on their phone is more important than indicating…. grr.

I don’t get why it’s a more socially acceptable crime than possesion of drugs.

by bobnothing on Aug 10, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear they did until he shared some

Then they had a “50% discount policy.”

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of which,

I’m still waiting for Pam’s Justin Morneau limerick.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 10, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because "porno" and "three, sure (four, no)" rhyme?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think there was a pizza delivery boy involved.

It’s not delivery, it’s DiGiorno.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 10, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Ooh, extra toppings!"

{delivery boy blushes}

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that the Zorro in the freezer ad?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 10, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh -- cryogenic porn is the best!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why are the groundscrew covering the outfield first?

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Aug 10, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Have you seen the Orioles' infield?

They don’t want Markakis or Jones getting hurt, sure, but Cesar Izturis?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny.

Grounds-crew looks like ground-screw.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 10, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You'll never join the "mile high club" that way

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, if you're not in Denver, at least

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Aug 10, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rain Delay, Bottom 7th

O’s have runners at 2nd, 3rd. None out.

I'm a happy seal

by SwisherThresher on Aug 10, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't see Gio coming back out if the game resumes.

Especially if it takes a while. Great outing, Gio. Yet again!

by danmerqury on Aug 10, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Well timed from the A's point of view,

as it means the end of the line for Gio who looks like he’s out of gas anyway. Our starting pitchers don’t get outs in the 7th.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

what you just said

true

"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw

by One won lost won on Aug 10, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

The storm looks intense but thin…..they might continue the game after it passes…

by A's Fan in Virginia on Aug 10, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa

The wind was starting to lift the tarp and the grounds crew had to run over to the first base side to grab it

I'm a happy seal

by SwisherThresher on Aug 10, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Bye, Roenick.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

In other, A's related news

Chris Carter hit another dinger

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it" ~ Mae West

by Blicks on Aug 10, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it his second of the night?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, first.

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it" ~ Mae West

by Blicks on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

dd you hear people got stuck on a roller coaster at marine world

in vallejo in this heat, yuk, i wonder if anyone was hanging upside down?

by OakA'sHoney on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

another bad day weather wsie in the Bay Area?

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

in Alameda?!

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

still..

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

The boys were drenched and exhausted.

by lynnzgal on Aug 10, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heard in on the radio

If I recall right, I think it was Vertigo. They were stuck upside down, for quite a while. This is not the first time that’s happened at Six Flags, Vallejo.

I'm a happy seal

by SwisherThresher on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

"More Disasters! More Lawsuits! 6 Flags!"

Speaking of which, on the commercials why did they replace the Asian guy with a really old white guy who speaks like he’s mimicking the Asian guy?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I don't think that guy is even old......

just pretending to be old. Creepy

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 10, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait, he's pretending ot be old AND Asian?

What kinda joint they running out there in Vallejo?

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was at Great America

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Aug 10, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Used to be Marine World.

It’s now “Discovery Kingdom” or something. It’s still Marine World to me.

by danmerqury on Aug 10, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

Marine World Africa USA

I'm a happy seal

by SwisherThresher on Aug 10, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was fine with them shortening it to Marine World.

Marine World Africa USA is just such a mouthful. But Discovery Kingdom? Why, Six Flags, why?

by danmerqury on Aug 10, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the intercom welcome was pretty epic

As you walked up to the entrance and the booming voice would say “Welcome to Marine World!… Africa!.. U.S.A!”

I'm a happy seal

by SwisherThresher on Aug 10, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those were the best damn 2nd grade field trips

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Aug 10, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marine World was in Redwood City!! And it got transported to Vallejo

then got a name change. Not sure what it all means…..

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 10, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think so...don't get over that way much.

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 10, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still have my elephant key from the MW in RWC

You could go around to all the exhibits and put the plastic elephant trunk in the keyhole and the audio recording would tell you all about the animals there.

by Elvez on Aug 10, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was only at Children's Fairyland in Oakland.....

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 10, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I grew up in Belmont.

We went to Marine World 4 or 5 times a month.

by Elvez on Aug 10, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's Great America in Santa Clara

and Six Flags in Vallejo.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/08/10/BA9H196LKB.DTL

This happened in Santa Clara.

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Aug 10, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the clarification

So the coaster is called INvertigo.

20-30 people spent hours stuck on the coaster, as people were rescued one by one. I would probably woof my cookies.

I'm a happy seal

by SwisherThresher on Aug 10, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

woof?

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that good?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha ha -- you misspelled "2009 season"

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

fixed

Can I just say this game delay would REALLY blow w/ out AN.
by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT

Ha ha -- you misspelled "2009 season"
by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

or 2008 season,

or 2007 season…

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

No love for the mid-game Buan-cast?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 10, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am watching wrestling.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

why

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Aug 10, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still like it for some reason.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should stop and go turn on the TV.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I like it better on the Internet.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not listening.

I am not listening.

I am not listening.

I am not listening.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh i'm sorry

by the way santa is real, and the easter bunny too

by OakA'sHoney on Aug 10, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I already knew that.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey!

I saw the Easter bunny hopping around my house when I was a kid.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 10, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you drink a lot of cough syrup as a child?

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. Yes I did.

Is that why I’m sick now?

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 10, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought I saw the tooth fairy once......

but I was only 8 or so – too young for hallucinogenics

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 10, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

sez who?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Aug 10, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

was it the 70s?

Could’ve been Cher.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Sonny hit a tree

and their kid got a sex change. If I could turn back time…

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 10, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously.

someone really should want ot turn back time, huh?

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

"If I could turn back time...

I’d spell ‘to’ correctly…" Don’t feel bad — the spelling is totally counter-intuitive.

Do you think my kitchen counter gets “gut feelings”?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I am not a movie guy at all.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

< beams with fatherly pride >

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 10, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

boo

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Aug 10, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

double boo.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I concur.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Aug 10, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love to waste time watching movies

and learning the lines is no small task.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 10, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

rain delays are great for movie lines

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Aug 10, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You had me at hello

You had me at HELLO

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 10, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Butch Cassidy?

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that film.

But then I think Tom Cruise is awesome…

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Aug 10, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He thinks so, too

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 10, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Much like everyone was awesome in Top Gun.

And Cocktail. And A Few Good Men.

Dude just makes good movies.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Aug 10, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

films are awesome

you should watch some, they’re art

by OakA'sHoney on Aug 10, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

A.R.T.

That’s how we say it.

by lynnzgal on Aug 10, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to see it

but I can’t look at Mickey Rourke’s face for that long of a period.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 10, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I almost cried

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Aug 10, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's quite good.

I wouldn’t call it Best Picture nomination quality, but it’s worth a watch, definitely.

by danmerqury on Aug 10, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, it was.

Still glad Sean Penn won, though. Milk was terrific, and he was the best part.

by danmerqury on Aug 10, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

My daughter and I were laughing

b/c we bought a blanket at the Coli at the last game we went to. It’s freakin’ AUGUST for heaven’s sake!!!

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 10, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB Ntwk just showed the rain in Baltimore

There’s a waterfall behind the outfield wall, and a river of trash running along the stands at the bottom of the third deck.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 10, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Must be difficult being a Orioles fan at the moment.

2nd and 3rd, no outs.
What a way to ruin the mojo.

Can I just say this game delay would REALLY blow w/ out AN. by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT

Ha ha -- you misspelled "2009 season" by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Buck fan on the line.

Can I just say this game delay would REALLY blow w/ out AN. by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT

Ha ha -- you misspelled "2009 season" by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Buan

Can I just say this game delay would REALLY blow w/ out AN. by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT

Ha ha -- you misspelled "2009 season" by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

15 bucks for the year aint bad.

Can I just say this game delay would REALLY blow w/ out AN. by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT

Ha ha -- you misspelled "2009 season" by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed.

great deal.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are probably talking about baseball.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Orioles dugout is flooded

and there’s a lake in the right field

I'm a happy seal

by SwisherThresher on Aug 10, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome.

I think I’m going to watch some Wire.

Can I just say this game delay would REALLY blow w/ out AN. by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT

Ha ha -- you misspelled "2009 season" by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're playing Baltimore- its fitting.

Can I just say this game delay would REALLY blow w/ out AN. by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT

Ha ha -- you misspelled "2009 season" by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

the farmer in the dell- ...

Can I just say this game delay would REALLY blow w/ out AN. by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT

Ha ha -- you misspelled "2009 season" by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just got finished rewatching all five seasons/

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

see you guys in a bit.

Can I just say this game delay would REALLY blow w/ out AN. by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT

Ha ha -- you misspelled "2009 season" by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that French?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe we should all learn Esperanto for the game threads

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 10, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Il y a des droles de types içi à AN

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 10, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It finally would have a use!

Can I just say this game delay would REALLY blow w/ out AN. by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM PDT

Ha ha -- you misspelled "2009 season" by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT

by brian.only on Aug 10, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You didn’t hear it from me.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell, they beat the British for us back in the 18th century

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 10, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, other than Napoleon conquering all of Europe

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 10, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Aug 10, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops...not really up on my French history.

don’t really care to be either…I don’t have a problem with them, just like occasionally making smart ass comments on the surrendering. They’re lovers not fighters.

by VV A's fan on Aug 10, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're one of the most influential nations in history.

It’s a little silly to make smart arse comments about them really.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Aug 10, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Late 1790s into the early 19th century.

Napoléon is post-French Revolution (1797, IIRC).

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 10, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

1793-1815 I think. I'd have to check that start date though,

it’s been a while.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Aug 10, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could definitely be right there

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 10, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

You probably have to go back a ways in fairness.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Aug 10, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woah, woah, woah.

We LET you have the country, we didn’t want it anyway. Plus we’ve totally saved Europe 3 times so y’know ….. that has no relevance but I thought I’d bring it up.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Aug 10, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

IF you're counting WWII in that total

I submit to you that your country were mere months away from getting flattened by Hitler if we were to not intercede. Surely you would not have mounted an offensive to free Europe.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I’ve never really heard another version to that story.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 10, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it was Uncle Joe and a few million dead Soviets who really defeated Germany in any case

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 10, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well technically it was the Russians - they could

claim two of the three European saves as they broke the back of two armies (Napoleons and Hitlers)…..

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Aug 10, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know what the ethnic composition of the Red Army was in WWII

but Stalin was Georgian, not Russian, and they fought under the Soviet flag.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 10, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stalin was indeed Georgian, directing the Soviet forces from

Moscow……

You’re right though there were other nationalities in the Red Army – Ukrainians, Belarusians, Georgians, Albanians etc etc. The majority were Russian though.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Aug 10, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Y'mean when we turned back Operation SeaLion by winning

the Battle of Britain? Good luck launching a Blitzkreig across the English Channel when you don’t have control of the skies or the seas.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Aug 10, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

good luck mounting that offensive

WITH NO FUCKING MEN.

Twitter went down today--if only there were some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror.-Stephen Colbert

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, what?

Are we still talking about R-Star’s porn collection?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 10, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

We'd have beaten them with awesomeness....and Spitfires.

Oh and probably the guys in the colonies and the Desert Rats.

Ok maybe not, but the plucky Brits stood toe to toe with the Third Reich and didn’t blink. That’s gotta count for something, right?

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Aug 10, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit, really?

Napoleon might have something to say about that.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Aug 10, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where 55 BC = 1939

History fail.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 10, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

rated-r

french is very sexy, girls love it when guys speak french

by OakA'sHoney on Aug 10, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It won’t change anything for me.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, OAH, voulez-vous me foutez?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chien-y style?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, mais l'aimez-vous à la levrette?

(See how much sexier it is in real French?)

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 10, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

non merci

oui c’est plus sexy en francais

by OakA'sHoney on Aug 10, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

All the french I know.

E soir, a journai, et trois l’avec garçon
Trouver poisson t’elle vous
Jambon ou du a schweppes, oh bebe
Pour choux avec no nous, apres tu
Il j’aimais croissants et télé vous
L’amour, bien, bien
A voiture madame, monsieur, oui, oui
A voulais vous, for you

by LoneStranger on Aug 10, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 10, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I don't do that anymore

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe that's why he's sad

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 10, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's ashamed of Springer

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think you mean to say

je me trouve la langue francais d’etre tres belle

by OakA'sHoney on Aug 10, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said

I think the language is beautiful, no?

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 10, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Je crois que la langue française est très belle

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 10, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Michele, my bell

these are words that go together well…

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Aug 10, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can any Francophones out there

translate what Paul McCartney is singing in that song for me? I always wondered.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Aug 10, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that one.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Aug 10, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oops, reply fail

See answer below.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 10, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always thought

It was saying “tres bien ensemble” as in… very good set. Michelle… you have a very good set. : )

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Aug 10, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, an imaginative interpretation

All songs can be indecent songs
(though recent songs are bolder),
for filth, I’m glad to say,
is in the mind of the beholder.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 10, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ♥ your poetry, Iglew.

In a manly way, of course.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Aug 10, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's exactly what follows in the song.

“those are words that go together well”

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 10, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah!

How clever.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Aug 10, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love 99% of the Beatles Songs

I’m actually buying Rock Band Beatles the day it comes out.

by VV A's fan on Aug 10, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's the other 1%?

Revolution 9?

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Aug 10, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

let's start with

Maxwell’s Silver Hammer

The white album is a dreadful record, and nearly destroyed pop music

by bobnothing on Aug 10, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

They Abbey Road version

is still a lot better than Steve Martin’s!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 10, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The other 1%?

I think those are the ones I like.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 10, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the ones with handclaps in

then they just started getting all up themselves

by bobnothing on Aug 10, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the ones with no guitars.

(and “Yesterday”)

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 10, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

what that says is

i find very beautiful of the language

by OakA'sHoney on Aug 10, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotcha

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 10, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

This actually worked for me once.

Thanks, two semesters of French.

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Aug 10, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or have a great accent

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 10, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

gallagher vs gio

they were handled very simiilar, both struggled with their initial callups…you could argue gallagher was more impressive than gio last yr. SO why was one dumped and the other given a hane to faial and later do well. Seemed like they showed more patience with gio

by Asfan4ever723 on Aug 10, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I actually requested

hane to faial for X-Mas but did I get one? Nooooo.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's b/c no one knew WHAT yolu asked for! hehehe

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 10, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

*you*

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra

by BERRYJO on Aug 10, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glad to hear it.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Aug 10, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Booo.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Aug 10, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

porque?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Aug 10, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, thanks. I ate already.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 10, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woo!

It was baseball day at work today! We all got the afternoon off to go to the Kernels game, and to hit the Stadium Lounge afterwards. Are we winning? Yes? All right! I have to sleep now.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Aug 10, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

NEW THREAD OPEN

Rain Delay Special

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 10, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Nico!

I can’t click on that!

by lynnzgal on Aug 10, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Game back on peeps.

New thread is where it’s at.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 10, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice!

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m sorry, I’m sorry.

Please forgive me!

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love that our commercials used to feature Giambi, Nomar, Cabrera,

now it’s Rajai, Kennedy, Suzuki.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 10, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

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