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DLD 8/10/09 The White Elephant

Man this last week has been great, eh? I turn on the radio and Athletics are hitting home runs and running and generally not failing. The young starting pitching is turning in some dominating performances. All around the mood is good. I have a theory as to why this is. For the last month there's been this giant white elephant in the room. Here's what it looks like:

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It's true. We're two wins better than Baltimore. This season is over. But despite being big time sellers at the trade deadline we never quite embraced cellar dwelling. With Holliday and Giambi and Cabrera still around there was a lingering mirage of a competitive 2009. We were in rebuilding mode, but we were not rebuilding. Finally the false hope is over. Now that we're not trying to not suck we in fact aren't sucking. It is so very fitting that Giambi, once the poster child of youthful exuberance for the A's, has stepped aside so the next generation can begin writing their own chapter of Oakland history. We have acknowledged that the above elephant was clogging space in our clubhouse and can now remove it. In honor of admitting that this beast existed I present a series of elephantine links:

Why the elephant is our mascot: It all started with a Giants-A's rivalry in 1905. The Giants and us go way back.

More Logos: A look back at recent Oakland logos. Prepare for waves of nostalgia.

The mythbusters are at it again: Jamie and Adam tackle the age old myth: are elephants indeed afraid of mice?

SF mayoral candidates to debate elephants? There hasn't been an elephant at the SF zoo since 2005. Supervisor Bevan Dufty opens a bag of worms by proclaiming that elephants will never appear in San Francisco. Does that mean the end of the Bay Bridge series?

Jose VS Stomper: That's right, our mascot can breakdance.

Elephant Jokes - the Wikipedia article: Seriously, there's a Wikipedia entry on elephant jokes. Here's a classic: Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?A: With a blue elephant gun.

Turn Back the Clock Day: After much begging and pleading, the marketing department of the Oakland Athletics have finally put together a 1929 promotion. Check out this fun commercial with great old time footage of Foxx, Grove, and company.

A feat of elephantine might: In case you missed it last night, I found the box score from the last game in which the A's hit 4 home runs and stole 4 bases. Lots of fun trivia is sprinkled in that box score.

Poll
How do you shoot a white elephant?
Have you ever seen a white elephant?
13 votes
Paint him blue, then shoot him with the blue elephant gun.
11 votes
Hold his trunk shut until he turns blue, and then shoot him with the blue elephant gun.
17 votes

41 votes | Poll has closed

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appears Doolittle is out for the season?

link

Sacramento first baseman Sean Doolittle, out most of the season with knee injuries, might play winter ball.

"just a beating heart ... plasma that we'll put into our uniform." - Billy Beane

by athleticsBB4life on Aug 10, 2009 7:04 AM PDT reply actions  

This season just keeps getting better!!!

Time to re-sign Crosby? Multi-HR game…

"What a joke." ~ Booby Crosby

by MMunoz33 on Aug 10, 2009 7:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

re-sign Crosby?

hopefully you’re joking!

"just a beating heart ... plasma that we'll put into our uniform." - Billy Beane

by athleticsBB4life on Aug 10, 2009 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

maybe Crosby is finally going to live up to those MVP expectations????

If he wants to sign for $10.00 an hour then maybe we can bring him back.

"What a joke." ~ Booby Crosby

by MMunoz33 on Aug 10, 2009 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's be paying $10/hr to play right?

"You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy."

-Charles Manson

by kaweahkaweah on Aug 10, 2009 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me's grammer suck these morning

"You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy."

-Charles Manson

by kaweahkaweah on Aug 10, 2009 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

$10 dollars per home run

So we would have only owed him $60 dollars this season? At that price tag he’s almost worth it.

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack

by GoA's on Aug 10, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

i should've read your tag line

"just a beating heart ... plasma that we'll put into our uniform." - Billy Beane

by athleticsBB4life on Aug 10, 2009 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nomar to philly?

link

Slusser speculating:

The Phillies are looking for a right-handed bat off the bench, and the team’s top scout was at the A’s series in Kansas City. Did we mention that Philadelphia courted Nomar Garciaparra in the offseason? Could a waiver deal or a waiver claim be in the works? A’s general manager Billy Beane would allow Garciaparra the courtesy of OKing a deal. Garciaparra, asked about Philly, said, “Sure, why not?”

"just a beating heart ... plasma that we'll put into our uniform." - Billy Beane

by athleticsBB4life on Aug 10, 2009 7:14 AM PDT reply actions  

bye...

"What a joke." ~ Booby Crosby

by MMunoz33 on Aug 10, 2009 7:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would have thought Boston would find a way to bring him back

Still, he’d be a great add as a bench player for a contender. Maybe we pick up another C grade prospect?

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack

by GoA's on Aug 10, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nicely done

Though I’ll feel sorry for Nomar if he has to play in the French leagues for 10 years.

Also reminded me of this story of a Stanford baseball alum:
A fling with French baseball

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack

by GoA's on Aug 10, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

When I was a teenager

I was trying to figure out what country or territory I could hornswaggle into making putting me on their olympic team. Sport TBD.

by Future Ed on Aug 10, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I too had the sneak into the Olympics dream.

There’s even a dim chance it will happen. Very unlikely, but I might be going to London for the 2012 Games to play a demonstration match of shinty (it won’t be an official sport, but still part of the festivities). You’re welcome to join the team and tag along. There’s only one shinty club in America, so chances are good you can make it into the top squad.
Northern California Camanachd

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack

by GoA's on Aug 10, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooooh, that's an idea.....

I checked during the last Olympics to see which countries did not field a Badminton team (that’s one of my sports), and tried to figure out if any of them had loose requirements for playing for them (ala the WBC). Alas, it looks like I will not be playing in the Badminton matches of 2012 (even though I could totally beat that one Canadian player….if I were Canadian, I’d knock her off the team….)

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Aug 10, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Badminton is hawt.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Aug 11, 2009 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

What is the plan with Cust?

I wonder what Chavy is doing right now???

"What a joke." ~ Booby Crosby

by MMunoz33 on Aug 10, 2009 8:15 AM PDT reply actions  

lol

"What a joke." ~ Booby Crosby

by MMunoz33 on Aug 10, 2009 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is this because we started winning a couple of games?

If the A’s become contenders again, Moneyball has a much better chance of happening.

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack

by GoA's on Aug 10, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

Brad Pitt is still on as Beane! Sadly they got rid of Soderbergh; with him, it had a chance of being more than just a baseball movie, but ah well.

"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt

by Philip Christy on Aug 10, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you read Soderbergh's script?

It was pure trash. It’s a good thing he’s no longer working on the film because he surely would’ve ruined it.

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Aug 10, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but I still hope they get rid of

the Beane goes to Outback Steakhouse side story. It would just be another excuse for Pitt to prove that he is a stud.

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Aug 11, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

As if he needs to prove that any more.

Yeah that scene was pretty stupid but the original script as a whole was pretty entertaining to read at least.

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Aug 12, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Turn Back the Clock Day Promotion

I’d really like to get the Throwback Jersey, but can’t due to being in Australia. If anyone is going and would be willing to grab an extra, or doesn’t want theirs, I’d be interested (Medium, btw).

Otherwise, its Ebay and paying the scalpers….

Don't believe in yourself.
Believe in Me who believes in You.

by Zonis on Aug 10, 2009 9:36 AM PDT reply actions  

Australia?

How’d you get there? I thought you lived in Chicago?!
(Maybe I should keep up w/ this blog better!)

by streetfan on Aug 11, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That has to be top priority

Wasn’t there mention of a team trying to go over slot on a Stassi like pick that the commissioner nixed. Was that even true?

by Future Ed on Aug 10, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

He just nixed them from doing it early on.

Wanted them to wait till near the deadline to announce the deal. So others around it couldn’t base there deals on an overslot signing.

by Athletix Man on Aug 10, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cal cracks Top 10 in college football simluation engine

WhatIfSports Power Rankings

Stanford climbs out of the center to make into the top 50. At number 50.

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack

by GoA's on Aug 10, 2009 10:52 AM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Stanford made it, huh?

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Short review of Jason Giambi's career

over at Fangraphs. He was pretty damn good for a while.

"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt

by Philip Christy on Aug 10, 2009 12:48 PM PDT reply actions  

From 2003 to 2008

Dr. James Andrews has performed Tommy John surgery on 224 teenage patients.

Damn…

Three days later, Alden pitched a complete-game victory against Aycock. Eppes won bragging rights; Dally quietly celebrated. That night, Ken Manning tapped on the underside of his son’s forearm, near the elbow. It felt like brick.

Still, Alden kept pitching. He pitched for a Babe Ruth League summer team till the pain was too great, then played third base on the Babe Ruth All-Star team just to stay on the field. Finally, in September, he landed in the operating room with a torn ulnar collateral ligament…

Rickey Henderson's strike zone is "smaller than Hitler's heart." - Jim Murray

by JLaff on Aug 10, 2009 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Excellent DLD GoA's

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Aug 10, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I am honored to be praised by the current DLD king

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack

by GoA's on Aug 10, 2009 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately, I did not.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which "Girls Gone Wild" episode was it?

"You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy."

-Charles Manson

by kaweahkaweah on Aug 10, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

They show that on WGN?

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lollapalooza?

Did you have fun? Did Kings of Leon kick ass?

by lynnzgal on Aug 10, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am pumped!

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The average game between the Yankees and Red Sox this season has lasted 3 hours and 43 minutes.

That’s 20 percent longer than the average Major League Baseball game, according to a report.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Troy Percival hasn’t officially announced his retirement, but Rays manager Joe Maddon believes that the reliever’s career is over.

“I think so,” Maddon said, according to a report.

Agent Paul Cohen says that no decision has been made, but Percival has been suffering from severe back problems that could require fusion surgery.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

The Dodgers are looking for pitching help and both John Smoltz and Vicente Padilla are options.

Chad Billingsley is questionable for his next scheduled start Wednesday in San Francisco.

Los Angeles manager Joe Torre said on Sunday that the team continues to look outside of the organization for additional arms.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

just what the Dodgers need

more bench clearing brawls.

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Aug 11, 2009 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Phillies are looking for a right-handed bat off the bench and they sent a scout to watch the Athletics recently.

Nomar Garciaparra could be an option for Philadelphia, and the first baseman tried to land a spot with the defending champs last winter.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim Hudson is scheduled to throw a bullpen session on Monday, which could lead to a rehab start later this week.

As he recovers from elbow surgery, it’s possible that he could return to Atlanta in a few weeks following a pair of rehab starts.

Hudson is a year removed from ulnar collateral ligament surgery on his throwing elbow.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Here’s the lineup: Kennedy 3B, Davis CF, Hairston LF, Cust DH, Suzuki C, Everidge 1B, Sweeney RF, Ellis 2B, Pennington SS

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/athletics/detail?&entry_id=45250#ixzz0Np519h9T

by VV A's fan on Aug 10, 2009 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Duchsherer's next start could be in Oakland
Bob Geren said he had a good report on Justin Duchscherer’s outing for Sacramento last night: 55 pitches, 42 strikes. It sounds as if there’s a chance Duchscherer’s next appearance could be in Oakland, depending on Dallas Braden’s infected foot. Geren pointed out that the A’s have an eight-man bullpen, which means that if Duchscherer is only at 80 pitches or so on Friday or Saturday or whenever he goes, the bullpen is equipped to finish up

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/athletics/detail?&entry_id=45250#ixzz0Np6TC6OM

by VV A's fan on Aug 10, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

AN, Nico get love from Rob Neyer

(link)

Davis has little power and will always have little power. But he does run the bases effectively and he does play well in center field. Oh, and of course he’s super cheap. For Davis, the problem is that he’s probably not a late bloomer; he just happens to be getting his chance at a typically blooming point in a player’s career.

Right now, Davis is good enough to play regularly. He and the A’s need to milk this moment for all its worth. Because a year or three from now, he’ll once again be a fourth outfielder.

Rickey Henderson's strike zone is "smaller than Hitler's heart." - Jim Murray

by JLaff on Aug 10, 2009 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

so, Neyer reads AN

or just Nico?

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Aug 10, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

No DLD yet today....here are some Travelzoo deals for Yankee (and Tigers) tix next week.
OAKLAND—AUGUST 11, 2009— Tickets to see the Oakland A’s play the New York Yankees next week were just cut by 45 percent off regular prices. The discounted seats now start at $8 for games Aug. 17-18.

A weekend series against the Detroit Tigers from Aug. 21-23 is also included in this offer for the same prices.

The available ticket levels include:
- Bleachers … $8 (reg. $13)
- Plaza Outfield … $10 (reg. $18)
- Field Level … $16 (reg. $26)

To buy tickets, click below and select a game from the calendar. Enter Travelzoo as the coupon code. Fees of $3.25 per ticket and $4 per order will be added. (Full price tickets are subject to the same fees.)

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 11, 2009 9:45 AM PDT reply actions  

Link?

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Aug 11, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, sorry.

A’s website.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 11, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

I wanted to go to one of those NY games.

by streetfan on Aug 11, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Free Tacos

What ever happened to Taco Tuesdays at the A’s games??

Anyways, if you like free stuff, free tacos at Jack in the Box today.

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Aug 11, 2009 10:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Since putting

Damian Miller and Arthur Rhodes in the commercial, sales weren’t as high as expected.

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Aug 11, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I was disappointed

about the gradual disappearance of Taco Tuesdays. I haven’t bothered to check the past two years, but prior to that, they kept downgrading the product. First it was tacos, then it became taquitos, then the taquitos became smaller with hardly any filling. By that time, I didn’t think it was worth it to trek over to the Westside Club to see what they were selling.

by goldfish on Aug 11, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not too many teams would embrace a white elephant.

If a team and its mascot take on each others characteristics, the white elephant is truly the best mascot for the A’s as well as Oalkand. We have some crazy good history.

"Gratuitous gesticulating together sounds even better"

by OmahaHi on Aug 11, 2009 11:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Lets Go Redwoods

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack

by GoA's on Aug 12, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great pix, Jennifer

I’m glad you had such a great time!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 12, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The tweets were fun.

skigurl: Buy that man a Swatch!

by pam5981 on Aug 12, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Three days with no new DLD? :(

BART might strike on Friday (tomorrow). But they won’t leave you stranded at work today.

No baseball in the 2016 Olympics.

Air Guitar in San Francisco on Sunday

AUG 16 – 4:15 PM – UNION SQUARE, San Francisco (or where you are) – You and Your Air Guitar.

On August 16, 1969 The Who played Tommy at Woodstock. It was, by all accounts, one of the highlights of the event. Today, 40 years later, we wondered – how can we celebrate such brilliant 40 years of great rock and roll since then? So here’s the plan: On August 16th, we are doing a Air Guitar Flash Mob party. It’s starting in San Francisco’s Union Square, where at 4:15PM thousands of people will gather for an impromptu Air Guitar tribute to Woodstock, to The Who, and the whole rock experience. Join us to Air Guitar your heart out to “I Am Free.”

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Aug 13, 2009 12:23 PM PDT reply actions  

SI article on '29 A's

Link

“Those A’s never got the credit they deserved,” says Shirley Povich, 91, the retired sports editor of The Washington Post, who covered both teams. “The A’s were victims of the Yankee mystique. Perhaps the 1927 Yankees were the greatest team of all time. But if there was a close second, perhaps an equal, it was those A’s. They are the most overlooked team in baseball.”

by zenlunatic on Aug 13, 2009 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

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