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Open Thread: Game 83 - A's at Boston (cont)

Cahiil was excellent through 5, but things fell apart quickly in the sixth. Thanks to 2 homeruns, Boston has taken the lead after the A's failed to add to their lone run. 4-1 Boston; going to the seventh.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 8, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Get on base

Get home, put numbers up, repeat

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 8, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

below

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 8, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Croz likes your new thread BBG

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by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

So does AK, apparently

Solace: Law says he's a fourth OFer
PaulThomas: I think Keith Law is only a fourth analyst

by hero66 on Jul 8, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

why does AN want me to buy a Blackberry?

This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 8, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

want, sure

can afford, no

sorry, dear

by MobiusKlein on Jul 8, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, it keeps telling me what i can and can't do with my mobile device now.

I don’t have a mobile device. And if I did, at this point, it would’ve melted.

This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 8, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY TIME.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 8, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

oh boy

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 8, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

two on, no out

NEW THREAD MOJO

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 8, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

The only bit of good news for me today

My broken rib from the accident 5 days ago has virtually no pain whatsoever in it

My shoulder still clicks and kinda wants to go out of joint but I have twice to movement in it without pain which isn’t saying much because I can only hold my arm (elbow) away from the shoulder at like a 45 degree angle.

The bad news is I have a bill for $2053 and another couple coming and in hindsight, I should have not gone to the emergency room and just sucked it up and hoped like hell nothing was too bad.

The moral of this story is do not ride a bicycle at less than like 2 miles an hour when your cell phone is ringing unless you come to a stop before answering it.

OK, U Pricks, U better score.

Good start

by Trainman on Jul 8, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s a lot of money.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 8, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

That was my twin brother that I don’t know about

by Trainman on Jul 8, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

well at least you have the A's to look forward to every night...

oh, wait…..sorry.

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jul 8, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, you *answered* your phone while riding?

That’s even crazier than talking on the cell phone while driving a car. Up here it’s illegal, even

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 8, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not illegal here

because I was in my complex outside my door riding down the pathway (LOL)

by Trainman on Jul 8, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

See you later

Tim Gut-Field

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 8, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I knew I liked it.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 8, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Good call on the new thread, BBG!

Scoring right after they do? Which team is this again?

by danmerqury on Jul 8, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Cahill excellent through five

Only 102 pitches and lucky as shyt

by granja on Jul 8, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Missing Travis Buck

Well since this game is nothing to look at anymore I just wanted to interject how watching the A’s isn’t nearly as enjoyable without Buck – he is dead sexy! C’mon girls, you’re with me on this right? He’s HOT and sometimes you need a reason to watch the game….Buck me Travis, I miss you!

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 8, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I look like Travis Buck.

How old are you, if I may?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 8, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I swear I was kidding!

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 8, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

but just to young to care

love that song

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by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buck me Travis

I think you can be arrested for that in this state

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by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

well i guess men can drool over him as well…

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 8, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're equal opportunity droolers around here.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 8, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do they broadcast Rivercats games in the Oakland area? He looks just as good in a RC uniform as an A’s one (although he I know he prefers the green and gold)…

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 8, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 8, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? Which channel? I have Comcast digital cable.

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 8, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

we do

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 8, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Orlando "GIDP" Cabrera up

Solace: Law says he's a fourth OFer
PaulThomas: I think Keith Law is only a fourth analyst

by hero66 on Jul 8, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Ocab

Solace: Law says he's a fourth OFer
PaulThomas: I think Keith Law is only a fourth analyst

by hero66 on Jul 8, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooooh! The unexpected K!

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 8, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was almost a Pesky Pole homer by O-Cab

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

thanks oc

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 8, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a great pitch

Basically unhittable.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way better than GIDP.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 8, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Jul 8, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

ambigous

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 8, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, I am not partial to Bobbies

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 8, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell is he doing in the 2 spot?

I know we don’t have anyone who can hit…but there’s got to be someone better…right?

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Jul 8, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

No.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 8, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He might be one of those guys who can hit knucklers

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

hero time scott

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 8, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Can't he get something to eat after the game?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where in the world is

delCarmen from?

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 8, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

That silly beard he's got on his Gameday picture

Makes him look like he’s trying to be Big Papi’s little brother or something.

by danmerqury on Jul 8, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

good gawd, almost got him

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 8, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

That was interesting.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 8, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy hell. WHEW.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 8, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Nick Green dancing around scond base.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 8, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the fuck are you doing Croz???

Solace: Law says he's a fourth OFer
PaulThomas: I think Keith Law is only a fourth analyst

by hero66 on Jul 8, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF was that

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by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

That, my friend, was A's baseball

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

sigh...Crosby

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Jul 8, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Great, now it's up to Holliday

Awesome.

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Jul 8, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

hah.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 8, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now THAT is some bad baserunning

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by Nico on Jul 8, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

And worse fielding by the SS!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would have been some truly spectacular fail by BoCro

and ended up being failtacular by Green.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

TEN HITS!?

ONE RUN!?

OH.

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Jul 8, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

if anyone could catch that, Kots could - if it was our guys

all three would be unconscious on the field with the ball rolling amongst the bodies.

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 8, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Death from confusion

Solace: Law says he's a fourth OFer
PaulThomas: I think Keith Law is only a fourth analyst

by hero66 on Jul 8, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The bags are juiced for Suzuki!

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 8, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously, Suzuki better do something here

Solace: Law says he's a fourth OFer
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by hero66 on Jul 8, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 8, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Bases loaded

could we score some runs please

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by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Just a hit zooks, any hit

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 8, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 8, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

that's what i said

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 8, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, to be fair, this is what you said.

crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap

Do you see the difference?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 8, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Emoting.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 8, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's gonna throw the changeup here

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I cant believe he laid off that

Solace: Law says he's a fourth OFer
PaulThomas: I think Keith Law is only a fourth analyst

by hero66 on Jul 8, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 8, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

ballsy take

Sugar ... water .... and, of course, purple.

by Dub_TC on Jul 8, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Zooks - nerves of steel

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 8, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Kpt Klutch.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Jul 8, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

DelCarmen throws that changeup a bit like Foulke

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

base hit!

Sugar ... water .... and, of course, purple.

by Dub_TC on Jul 8, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

thank jeebus

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 8, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay!

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 8, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

HE DID IT!

Solace: Law says he's a fourth OFer
PaulThomas: I think Keith Law is only a fourth analyst

by hero66 on Jul 8, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

GAD ZOOKS!

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 8, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Base hit!!!

2 runs score

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by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

YAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Zooks!

I love that kid.

@worldblee on Twitter.

by worldblee on Jul 8, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAHYEAHYEAHYEHAYEAH

Solace: Law says he's a fourth OFer
PaulThomas: I think Keith Law is only a fourth analyst

by hero66 on Jul 8, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a bullet

Sugar ... water .... and, of course, purple.

by Dub_TC on Jul 8, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

WHEE!!!! I LOVE YOU, ALL STAR!!!!

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Jul 8, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I like him.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 8, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Wooooooooooot!

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 8, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

3-3 Cust is coming up

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by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Not Green's best inning in the field, I'm guessing

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Really - hot shot, but a playable ball.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 8, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just knocking it down saves a run

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I almost forgot..

what a clutch hit was. Thanks Kurt.

by TerrySteinbach on Jul 8, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, nice, I predicted Suzuki to have five hits in the series.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 8, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

You mean the A's, right?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 8, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s in the “GOG” thing! I swear!

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 8, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many does he have?

I lost track after one.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 8, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Five.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 8, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey you won!!

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 8, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Victory!

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 8, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOG baby

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by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, sir. I hope I am wrong about the “2-1, Red Sox” thing, though.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 8, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

KURT KLUTCH!

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

VVP

Very valuable player.

by Trainman on Jul 8, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Things are all set up for a Custian go ahead 2-run bomb over the green monster

Solace: Law says he's a fourth OFer
PaulThomas: I think Keith Law is only a fourth analyst

by hero66 on Jul 8, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I was thinking bunt to third, but your way works too.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 8, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why Nico

Why is it that when you post to me it feels like going to the prom with the hottest girl in school?

Solace: Law says he's a fourth OFer
PaulThomas: I think Keith Law is only a fourth analyst

by hero66 on Jul 8, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it my breasts?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 8, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Cant be that

Solace: Law says he's a fourth OFer
PaulThomas: I think Keith Law is only a fourth analyst

by hero66 on Jul 8, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wakefield's out

that’s Cust’s pitcher.

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Jul 8, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't you mean 3 run?

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by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

bout time boyz!

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jul 8, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

No way you can give an error for that play, can you?

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Jul 8, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

You can, but that's pretty brutal

Makes the runs unearned on Wakefield’s ledger.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 8, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hommer bitches

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by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zook's hit? Green didn't touch it, I don't know how it could be an error.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, the non double off of Crosby - they ruled an E6.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 8, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got to love home score keepers.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Jul 8, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

home-town call to protect Wakefield's ERA

If Green gets an error there, why not OrCa for missing the tag?

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 8, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

What happened to "never assume the DP"?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's when the error is on the first out of a would-be DP

You can rule an error on a 6-4-3 if the 1B drops the throw.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 8, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you also can't assume it on the throw

That is, if the 2B throws it 5 feet wide of 1B and the 1B comes off to get the throw, they never give an error.

But that makes sense about the 1B dropping it, and Green missing the bag in this case.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's go A's!

I will root for a series win while I’m out and about.

@worldblee on Twitter.

by worldblee on Jul 8, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Inches.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 8, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

It's a game of.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 8, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 8, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

F**king crap

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

OH DAMMIT

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Jul 8, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

testicles

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 8, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit

Wasn’t his Custiest shot there

Solace: Law says he's a fourth OFer
PaulThomas: I think Keith Law is only a fourth analyst

by hero66 on Jul 8, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Cust robbed

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by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

That's good, right?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 8, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 8, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your 2009 Oakland A's!

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird shit happens against knuckleballers

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish they would stop showiing Bos HR's

In my world we are up 3-0

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by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

In my world,

the A’s are leading the AL West by 20 games.

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to live there with Lexi.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 8, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's called Mazzaro World,

I believe. It was nice when it was reality and now it’s just a figment of an imagination.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

How are things with you two?

It’s not like my love life is it, which is dependent on how well the A’s do.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 8, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Her parents wouldn’t let her hang out with me. They’re really, really, really strict. Plus, she’s a very religious Christian and I’m not a Christian, so her parents aren’t too fond of me. School has been over for a month.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 8, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah man

all the more reason to do it. Defy the parents and God.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 8, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

She would never. My only chance is to be in Spanish III with her and if not, it’s totally over.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 8, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

There will be others.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 8, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really, really, really, really, really wanted this one! She’s so perfect.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 8, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw. Honey, nobody's perfect.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 8, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

What Pam said.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

What wbc retorted.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 8, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

She is! I swear. She is everything I want.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 8, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

But no one is, kid.

Not everything. Unpossible.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 8, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

So cute.

Actually, I can totally relate, even at my age.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 8, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trust us old broken-down people

You life isn’t over because a girl won’t go out with you.

It just seems that way.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 8, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's more that a girl won't go out with you

because your life is over.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 8, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 8, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I learnt that one out the hard way.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Jul 8, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

hang in there bud!

love is a tough biznis!

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jul 8, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, I'mk kinda perfect....kinda....aw never mind!

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jul 8, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sucks.

But this situation kinda reminds me of a Billy Joel song. Heh.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn my world is crowded

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by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dr. Wuertzle and Mr. Hyde...

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

good gawd

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 8, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

strickout plz

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 8, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Greek God of Strickouts

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 8, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

And suddenly

All we worked for last half inning become irrelevant.

Solace: Law says he's a fourth OFer
PaulThomas: I think Keith Law is only a fourth analyst

by hero66 on Jul 8, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I really don't like Pedroia.

and dislike Poukilis even ore…

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jul 8, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

more...

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jul 8, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Either way

He sets out the be the Wuertz he can be.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 8, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think most pitchers can.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Jul 8, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's really stark with him

He either has an unhitable slider and Ks guys left and right, or his slider loops and he gets hit hard.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice! K!

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jul 8, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Bye bye, Youk.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 8, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

K

needed that bad

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by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Got him

BTW Geren, maybe seriously overworking Wuertz ISNT such a good idea…

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PaulThomas: I think Keith Law is only a fourth analyst

by hero66 on Jul 8, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

now it's time to tag Ortiz!

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jul 8, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd pitch to Ortiz

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 8, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Buzz Ortiz plz

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 8, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

agree with this!

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jul 8, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

Why walk him to set up the DP when you can hit him for being a fatwad douchecock?

Solace: Law says he's a fourth OFer
PaulThomas: I think Keith Law is only a fourth analyst

by hero66 on Jul 8, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

wow.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 8, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

kind of my thought too

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 8, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

That’s a new term

by Trainman on Jul 8, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice wordage...

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jul 8, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I would say Drill the fat bastard

but Bay is on deck

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by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, only down by 1

Better than I was expecting.

Who’s doing the rally today?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 8, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I failed last time.

I want Taylor Swift.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 8, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nomar

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 8, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why throw the fastball there?

That’s the game. No way we score 2 in 2 innings.

Solace: Law says he's a fourth OFer
PaulThomas: I think Keith Law is only a fourth analyst

by hero66 on Jul 8, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

2-2 fastball

realy

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by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Time to rally!

How about a rally Rivercat?!
(how do we attach photos to our postings? sorry, i’m new to this)

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 8, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Click the thing that looks like a tree in the “message” box and then copy and paste the properties or URL of the picture into the box.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 8, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

what he said.

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jul 8, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make sure you hit preview

if you see the pic your good

if you don’t see the pic your like me

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by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

While were at it

How do you make it so instead of posting a link you make it part of the sentence. Like make one or some of the words into the link.

Ive always wondered.

Solace: Law says he's a fourth OFer
PaulThomas: I think Keith Law is only a fourth analyst

by hero66 on Jul 8, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unreal. Do I have to tell you everything?

Wait, what? Someone help her out, assuming she’s a her.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 8, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The boys up there gave good advice.

Welcome to the site.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 8, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey 67M I think we need a class

on the ins & outs of AN

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by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a bad idea, there.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 8, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, not summer school!

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 8, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

ANcillary? Isn’t everything that’s on AN in that? But I don’t think it’s been updated in a while.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes thanks, it’s not letting me do a copy paste, i’ll figure it out

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 8, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still have not

but thats not saying much

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by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't you have to hit "copy image address?"

then insert to the image box…

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jul 8, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jul 8, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right click or Command-shift-click (if using a single-button Mac mouse), and choose “copy image location” from the pop-up menu. Or you can pick “view image” and then just copy and past the URL from the browser window.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

rally rally car

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Crazy mamma jammers.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Jul 8, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not criticizing this particular move, but just interesting

that with 2nd/3rd nobody out, and 2nd/3rd one out, down 4-3 in the 7th, Geren played the infield back, while in New York, 2nd/3rd nobody out, 0-0 in the 2nd inning, he brought the infield in (which I thought was unbelievably stupid).

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 8, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Go ahead and critcize! Screw Geren!

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jul 8, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was noticing that the infield was back

Kind of an odd choice there. Maybe he was worried about the 2nd run scoring on an easy single.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

But apparently didn't think of that with slap-hitting Brett Gardner at the plate

in the 2nd inning of a scoreless game.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 8, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

click it? you need go to Engrand for that.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 8, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha!

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jul 8, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially after what feels like decades of Geren.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 8, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

1-2-3

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 8, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Down without a whimper

sound familiar

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by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's totally inaccurate

I whimpered quite a bit.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 8, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweeney ripped a liner to LF

Not his fault it was an at ’em ball.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

easy to cheer

When the Sox have a lead and Nomar can’t beat you…

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 8, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

And when the ovation lasts longer than the at bat.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 8, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

yo +

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 8, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Play it again, Sam?

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Jul 8, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be a good mashup, actually

You must remember this…WO WO WO!…a kiss is still a kiss…SO GOOD! SO GOOD! SO GOOD!

by Englishmajor on Jul 8, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

crap, paplebon

I will be ready to look away from the screen should it come to the presumed end.

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 8, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

hey remember last year

when Buck took Paplebon deep in the 9th? It can happen, all I’m saying

by my_cat_max on Jul 8, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ump really likes to conserve his energy on those strike calls, doesn't he?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I like it.

He’s like, strike, ball, whatevs.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 8, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than the guy who screams STRIIIIIIIIKE on eveyr erm, strike.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Jul 8, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you ever see Dutch Rennert call balls and strikes?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best. Strike Call. Ever

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 8, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

STEEEE......RIIIIIIIKEEEEEEE

……OOONNNNNNNNEEEEEE!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shipping out to boston

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 8, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for a PapSmear

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 8, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

or a Pabst Blue Ribbon

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jul 8, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for an awesome rally.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I love it!

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jul 8, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally PapSmear?

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 8, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Food Coma Over!

ah!…what, what, what did I miss?

by Amnesiac on Jul 8, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn - Princess Leia has let herself go

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 8, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

yep

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 8, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

No shit.

But she’s raking in the dough, and laughing all the way to the bank.

by lynnzgal on Jul 8, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it has been 32 years.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 8, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who's on hawt rally pics????

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 8, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

You've just nominated yourself.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Jul 8, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Men only from me.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 8, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Hugh Jackman, maybe?

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 8, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm more of a Hugh Jassman, myself.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 8, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 8, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 8, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

There you go

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by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time to slay the Dragon

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by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

rally awesome

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Ahh good to see Adam

isn’t the only Kennedy to have some success in Boston

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 8, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

We seriously should’ve won this game.

Solace: Law says he's a fourth OFer
PaulThomas: I think Keith Law is only a fourth analyst

by hero66 on Jul 8, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Not over!!!

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 8, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much

Solace: Law says he's a fourth OFer
PaulThomas: I think Keith Law is only a fourth analyst

by hero66 on Jul 8, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty much not over?

What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.

by winchester5 on Jul 8, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

one swing can tie this baby up!

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jul 8, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

some more rally awesome

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

In the back room and hear 0-2 oc.

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 8, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

see! that's what Wuertz should have done to Big Sloppy!

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jul 8, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats OK Pap hit O-Cab

we don’t mind

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by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally awesome

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

N

Solace: Law says he's a fourth OFer
PaulThomas: I think Keith Law is only a fourth analyst

by hero66 on Jul 8, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU ARE IN FENWAY PARK

YOU SEE A HANGING SLIDER

>CRUSH SLIDER

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 8, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

A really long single

Hustle Ocab. Jesus.

Solace: Law says he's a fourth OFer
PaulThomas: I think Keith Law is only a fourth analyst

by hero66 on Jul 8, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

go baby!!!!!!!

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jul 8, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Not over!!!!

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 8, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Take that Flappelthong!

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jul 8, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

no shit! Sword fight!

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jul 8, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

O-Cab!!!

we forgive you

PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves

by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

For now

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 8, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

or steal 2nd

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woo, rally mojo is working!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 8, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

hi everyone

what’d i miss? LOL

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Jul 8, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally awesome

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Put him in motion.

NO GIDP

Solace: Law says he's a fourth OFer
PaulThomas: I think Keith Law is only a fourth analyst

by hero66 on Jul 8, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

si

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 8, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You find the shotgun bullets

Will you pick up the shotgun bullets?

>Y N

All Games and Comments are Subject to Blackout

by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 8, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Papplebon takes forever to deliver the ball. Steal 2nd!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally awesome

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

son of a bitch so close

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 8, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks Korach.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 8, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Radio tease.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 8, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

I nearly wet myself.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 8, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn! I though he got enough of that one

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

doh!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 8, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

wow. i didnt think anyone was going to catch that one

What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.

by winchester5 on Jul 8, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

dammit! so close!

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jul 8, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought that was wall

damn

PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves

by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Doesn't help that the camera man is reacting to every fly ball like it's been crushed

450 feet.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Jul 8, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You HAVE to be kidding me

That wind MUST be fucking blowing. He fucking killed that shit.

Solace: Law says he's a fourth OFer
PaulThomas: I think Keith Law is only a fourth analyst

by hero66 on Jul 8, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey a Sac Fly

Could have used one of those, or two or three…

All Games and Comments are Subject to Blackout

by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 8, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally awesome

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

The awesomes are getting progressively less awesome.

That picture is ugly.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 8, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh. I’m just posting everything that came up on GIS for “awesome.”

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Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the plus side, it does make me think of Frazetta,

who is awesome.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 8, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

What'd Ken do?

Ocab has to go here.

Solace: Law says he's a fourth OFer
PaulThomas: I think Keith Law is only a fourth analyst

by hero66 on Jul 8, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

ocab killed us

If he had bothered to run to 2nd on his double, he’s at 3rd on Hairston’s fly…

by SeanR on Jul 8, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

rally awesome

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Hells Bells, does that thing even drive?

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 8, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

rally awesome

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Such a cock.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Jul 8, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cannuckophobe

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what alien chick said.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 8, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

F Matt Holliday

Get that piece of garbage off the team

Solace: Law says he's a fourth OFer
PaulThomas: I think Keith Law is only a fourth analyst

by hero66 on Jul 8, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Garbage huh.

He’s got an OBP of .370 something. Sure he’s not as good as we’d hoped, but he’s still a very useful player.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Jul 8, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

crap k

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 8, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit he was almost standing right on top of the plate.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 8, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Screw you Holliday! worthless piece of garbage...

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jul 8, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

K

at least it was not looking

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by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

dont worry. kurt klutch is coming up. this game is in the baggg

What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.

by winchester5 on Jul 8, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

hotlink owned

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 8, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

image link fail

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 8, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I didn't have time to hotlink it, I just image searched it

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, full on Tease.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 8, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

and a half

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 8, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on ZOOK!!!!

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by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd really like Cabrera to steal 2nd here

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Kurt Kiyoshi Suzuki

You get yourself a hit, young man.

by Englishmajor on Jul 8, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

it worked last time

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by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK you have to post this every time he comes up from now on

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by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Taye!

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 8, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Holliday has done a wonderful job of making himself

worth very little compared to last year.

I would NOT sign this guy if you paid me. Go back to NL

Go Kurt

by Trainman on Jul 8, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

yes! Agreed!

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jul 8, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Save us, Kurt!

I’ll be your best friend.

by lynnzgal on Jul 8, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

At this point

Just look fastball, get fastball, crush fastball.

Solace: Law says he's a fourth OFer
PaulThomas: I think Keith Law is only a fourth analyst

by hero66 on Jul 8, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

rally awesome

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

you have to send the runner here

c’,mon Geren, wake up

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Jul 8, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I think we've been down this road before.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 8, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

totally!

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jul 8, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

For all of you bashing Holliday ...

I agree.

I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.

by Vacafan on Jul 8, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope

Center field

Solace: Law says he's a fourth OFer
PaulThomas: I think Keith Law is only a fourth analyst

by hero66 on Jul 8, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

kurtttt

What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.

by winchester5 on Jul 8, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow....Kurt taking some CLOSE calls tonight.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 8, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

rally awesome anti-zombie sign

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Where's Bloomy?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 8, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing

PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves

by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The zombies got him.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Jul 8, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Top Chef Masters night

with mom. How adorable is that?

by lynnzgal on Jul 8, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um

You must really like him, because usually Mama’s boy =/= adorable.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 8, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

kurt klutch

What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.

by winchester5 on Jul 8, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

base hit! yay Kurt! Common Custodian!!!!!!!!!

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jul 8, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for a three-run Jimmy Jack

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 8, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup, it's like we TRY to lose sometimes

I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.

by Vacafan on Jul 8, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love you Kurt Suzuki

I love you like only a man could love another man!

by Amnesiac on Jul 8, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

If Cust strikes out here A’s fans are going to conspire a murder.

Solace: Law says he's a fourth OFer
PaulThomas: I think Keith Law is only a fourth analyst

by hero66 on Jul 8, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Get your shotguns, people

Solace: Law says he's a fourth OFer
PaulThomas: I think Keith Law is only a fourth analyst

by hero66 on Jul 8, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like I was saying, I REALLY WISH CABRERA HAD STOLEN SECOND ON ANY OF THE LAST 10 PITCHES!!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

and THAT is why you send the fucking runner

on the slowest relief pitcher to the plate in MLB.

Geren, thy name is FAIL.

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Jul 8, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

come on cust.

do it.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 8, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Too bad Cabrera was still at first.

JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker

by JJ Martin on Jul 8, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

rally awesome anti-zombie

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

sign me up

No Cal branch

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by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jack Cust

0-3 with 3 K’s.

I think he’s due for an opposite field HR over the monster

by Trainman on Jul 8, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Followed by Bailey blowing the save.

Otherwise we just wouldn’t be the A’s.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Jul 8, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

what game are you watching?

3-4, 2 singles, a double, and an RBI

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 8, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh sorry, that's his lifetime line against papsmear

nevermind

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 8, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Am I the only one who really dislikes that nickname?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 8, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 8, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

rally awesome anti-zombie poster

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

needs height parameter

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 8, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flappelthong...you will fail!

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jul 8, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 for 3 dude!

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jul 8, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

rally awesome anti-zombie weapon

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

PLZ RESIZE UR PIKSHURS

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 8, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oops. Sorry.

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, enough

I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.

by Vacafan on Jul 8, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Note to Jack

fast ball coming

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by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I told you

PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves

by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

God I hate the look on Geren's face

It is the look of uncertainty mixed with incompetence.

by Amnesiac on Jul 8, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

when i see him i think of dick cheney or darth vader

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 8, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAIL

FAILFAILFAILFAILFAIL

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Jul 8, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit

We were close

Solace: Law says he's a fourth OFer
PaulThomas: I think Keith Law is only a fourth analyst

by hero66 on Jul 8, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 8, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

almost jack Kust

What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.

by winchester5 on Jul 8, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

F**king crap, again

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 8, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Uhh...Sisyphus has blue balls?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

bogus

Papsmear is still a douche, even when he sucks

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 8, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

sigh.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 8, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

sheeeeat!

oh wel….let this be a lesson to all of you watching:

Next time, don’t wait until the last fucking minute to score all of your runs……the end.

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jul 8, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

We got the almost nightly tease though.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Jul 8, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, real f'in fun

If I can get Geren to steal a friggin’ bag, we’re tied. What a crap manager.

I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.

by Vacafan on Jul 8, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

And all Geren will say

Is that we did a good job fighting back and didnt give up….completely disregarding the fact that we should’ve scored a bazillion runs

Solace: Law says he's a fourth OFer
PaulThomas: I think Keith Law is only a fourth analyst

by hero66 on Jul 8, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

If O-Cab had been running, we probably would've won this game.

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup

I have no clue why he was at 1st that whole time. Geren decides to steal every other fucking time, why not now?

Solace: Law says he's a fourth OFer
PaulThomas: I think Keith Law is only a fourth analyst

by hero66 on Jul 8, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i couldn't watch the end....was at my tease limit

but sneaked but to check in. peace out

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 8, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Cust sucks

They should have pinch hit for him. Geren NEVER makes the right move

by tdog1168 on Jul 8, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

With...?

Hannahan? Giambi (who wasn’t really available anyway)? Landon Powell?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 8, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, Miley is back up? When did that happen?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's a ninja.

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now you see me

now you see me swing thru a fastball

PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves

by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't see

how the manager keeps his job, there is NO WAY Cabrera doesn’t steal second because Papelbon, as good as he is, is slower to the plate than my grandma is when we play 2-on-2 basketball.

At some point there has to be some sort of realism setting in, that this team is bad and worse for the manager’s inefficacy, and something has to change or else it just isn’t serious, and we should all be embarrassed by that fact.

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Jul 8, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

And not one reporter will have the stones to ask about it.

I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.

by Vacafan on Jul 8, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

"reporters"

who exist in a climate where, if they report on that which the franchise wishes be left unsaid, they’re phased out or at best marginalized and not given adequate access in retribution are not really “reporters,” so much as they are stealth advertisers for the franchise and what it wishes to be known and not known about the inarguably disastrous product we’re seeing here.

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Jul 8, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, no talking about politics! That's a CGV!

Oh, wait, you’re talking about baseball beat writers. Sorry.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah, Nick

we’d get along very well.

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Jul 8, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

FP ripped the move -- first time I've seen someone from the "network"

criticize the team. Refreshing.

I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.

by Vacafan on Jul 8, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly they've got to play the game.

Teams have all the leverage in such a situation.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Jul 8, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously......

I really want Matt Holliday off this team. He is sooooo overrated and has done nothing for this team. Maybe Geren can be packaged with Holliday for a manger and player who are worth their fucking salt.

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jul 8, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Again he's not doing THAT badly he's just not as good as expected.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Jul 8, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's not doing THAT badly

It’s just that the A’s gave up more than to get a guy who’s “you know, not doing THAT badly.” I was kind of hoping for someone who did WELL.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 8, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definately, but the way people are talking about him you'd think

he’s putting up Cabrera numbers.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Jul 8, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

But we didn't get Cabrera to be our big power guy.

I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.

by Vacafan on Jul 8, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Holliday against good AL pitching

makes him and Scott Boras very unhappy. He has been exposed as being a very average player to date.

by Trainman on Jul 8, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm with y'all --

if you have to weigh the odds of Cabrera successfully stealing second and Suzuki singling against Suzuki getting an XBH against a no-doubles defense or both Suzuki and Cust getting hits, you go for the SB.

And I cannot believe Hairston’s ball was caught. Looked gone off the bat and like it would at least be off the wall — even the weather hates the A’s.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 8, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Agreed on all

Hairston crushed that one. And O-Cab should have stolen 2B during Holliday’s AB.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's been fun...

I like watching the game while reading these posts, makes it so much better!

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 8, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Try when we win

then it realy gets hoppin

PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves

by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most of my girlfriends aren’t into sports but I have always loved baseball so it’s nice to see other girls on here….we also appreciate the “other” aspect of baseball (i.e. the hotties)…ok sorry guys

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 8, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's ok

Signed,

A Hottie.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 8, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

but only just

PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves

by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

No prob

you appreciate away

PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves

by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys are fun, does this group meet up at A’s games? I usually like to sit in right field (for reasons you all know). My favorite area is somewhere between 1st and right.

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 8, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

hopefully he will be back : )

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 8, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only to be sent down or benched. Meh.

We DO meet up. In fact, there will be an AN day coming up, 8/22. Or so I’ve heard.

by lynnzgal on Jul 8, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, they are messing with Buck’s head. I just hope we see him again or I’ll need to lie to my boyfriend and take a roadtrip up to Sacto (hehe)…

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 8, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geren

is a terrible manager. Does nothing to help this team have a chance. Wrong pitcher wrong time, overmatched by every manager in the league

by tdog1168 on Jul 8, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, at least FP just asked about it ... wondered why Davis wasn't p'running

I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.

by Vacafan on Jul 8, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Cust

I love him, love his story, think he is probably a nice and humble human being and is definitely a likable player whom I want to succeed, but he probably shouldn’t have tried such a radical shift in his 2-strike approach over last winter without at least consulting the team, or someone other than his dad at ballcamp there.

What has happened is he failed to anticipate the adjustments that have clearly been made to his grand adjustment, and it doesn’t look so good… if hitting’s a puzzle I’d say that he looks kind of solved, as it were.

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Jul 8, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Or fall out of love with the strikeout

and don’t take everything else into account.

Give me my .375 OBP guy back and I’m a happy camper. Incidentally, were it not for Cust our HR leader would have 11 while hitting around the Mendoza line, while our next best HR hitter would have 8 — none since June 5th.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 8, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

the thing with Cust seems to be

That you get excellent pitch recognition out of the pitcher’s hand, but that because of the tenuousness of the swing and how violent it often is mechanically, the results just don’t bear out the potential somehow.

The winter work he did to shorten up w/ two strikes was great for a while, until the league adjusted as the coaching staffs around are paid to do. It looks to me like he is in a downward spiral because now guys have his ass with 2 strikes because they know he isn’t gonna swing for the BART station anymore, so they can load up like Paps did there deep in a count and not worry about getting taken out like before (pre-2009 Cust).

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Jul 8, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that sucked

I am going to watch last nights Deadliest catch to clear my pallet

Thank god for my DVR

PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves

by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Love that show!

BTW, my freight guy and I are thinking of developing a new reality series. We’re calling it “Hot Glass Girl”. It’ll be like Ace of Cakes, but with hot glass.

by lynnzgal on Jul 8, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only reason this country has any blue colar jobs any more

is that Discovery Channel needs something to turn into shows. Deadliest Catch, Ice Loggers, Cesspool Washers, Tollbooth!

Used to be the basis of an economy, now it’s been transformed into entertainment.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Collar, sorry

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 8, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, you wouldn't be a fan then?

If we promise to boost the Oakland economy, would that help?

by lynnzgal on Jul 8, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad - losing to the Red Sox

Worse – Following it up with a week’s worth of angry work e-mail.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 8, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry, I'll stop

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 8, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't you hate that?

Its like you shouldn’t have left.

by lynnzgal on Jul 8, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Manny Ramirez just took K-Fraud deep.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 8, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

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