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Open Thread: Game 82 - A's at Boston (cont)

Dana Eveland has been as hittable as ever and couldn't get out of the third without coughing up more runs. He was only getting the one start anyway but he didn't do himself any favors if the team was looking for signs of progress.

4-1 Boston.

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Wait, what?

"True fact: In a global thermonuclear war, the only human who would survive would be David Eckstein" -PT

by travdog6 on Jul 7, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

Well, shit.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wut?

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

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by Blicks on Jul 7, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a gullible individual.

I ain’t gonna lie.

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

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by Blicks on Jul 7, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That inning is actually an excellent illustration of Eveland's problem

Varitek’s hit was a classic “BABIP bad luck” hit, one that only did so much damage because of everything Eveland did leading up to that AB (including bouncing three curves to Ortiz after getting ahead 1-2).

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by Nico on Jul 7, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 7, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Hairston was safe.

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by Blicks on Jul 7, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Hairston was out, just FYI.

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by Nico on Jul 7, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a terrible call, Vince.

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Jul 7, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU SUCK HOLLIDAY!

I feel better.

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Jul 7, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

But he hits weak ground balls!

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by Nico on Jul 7, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

HolliFAIL

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

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by Blicks on Jul 7, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Beckett just needs to throw it down the middle now.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 7, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

White Sox get DBacks reliever Tony Pena

For Brandon Allen.

I really, really want to trade Wuertz if this is the reliever market. Allen is comparable to Doolittle.

link goes to a twitter

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

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by Blicks on Jul 7, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Wuertz is under contract through 2011, though,

and could be useful in a season where the A’s actually compete.

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by Nico on Jul 7, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I agree with this.

Pena is too, I think.

But if teams want to massively overpay for him, be my guest. Although Allen for Pena on second glance really isn’t overpayment.

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

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by Blicks on Jul 7, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially if Demel/Gray/Kilby/Blevins/Gallagher?/ others can become decent relievers.

"True fact: In a global thermonuclear war, the only human who would survive would be David Eckstein" -PT

by travdog6 on Jul 7, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey look, Giambi can't hit a dead straight fastball at 96.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jul 7, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Giambino

Retire. Please.

Signed,

Blicks

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by Blicks on Jul 7, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I do not like Vince whatevrno

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by micdog2001 on Jul 7, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Cotroneo.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 7, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bless You.

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by Nico on Jul 7, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 7, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glen Kuiper is really a Giants fan!

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 7, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

It's in his blood

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by adragon on Jul 7, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

What did I miss?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 7, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey now.

Apparently it’s the opposite effect in thread-land.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 7, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Were you hitting against Eveland?

Because then the answer is definitely not, “A fastball.”

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edgar sure does have good stuff.

Unfortunate he never put it together.

"True fact: In a global thermonuclear war, the only human who would survive would be David Eckstein" -PT

by travdog6 on Jul 7, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, back to the alternatives to Eveland

the best I can come up with would be starting EGon and calling up Gray or Cameron to take EGon’s place in the bullpen. The big problem with that would be that Gray and Cameron usually throw 1 or at most 2 innings, and the team does need a long man in the pen.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Gallagher?

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jul 7, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s on the disabled list.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 7, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hurt -- that's why he's going to be the PTBNL in the Hairston deal

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would really suck, actually.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jul 7, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's the only scenario that makes sense at this point

And I’m a lot less upset about it than other here. Yes, Gallagher is a good prospect, but his fastball has been slow this year for some reason. Does he have an unrevealed arm problem? Is he just a flake?

The A’s have been stockpiling minor league pitching prospects, and they can’t expect to give other people chaff in return for wheat all the time.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gallagher

Nothing wrong with his fastball, before hitting DL was throwing mid 90’s in Sac

by granja on Jul 7, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wasn't throwing mid-90s in Spring Training or in Oakland (not that he had a chance to pitch much with the A's)

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

My thinking is that the A's certainly had no good choices

Still, starting a bad pitcher on 3 days rest is probably the poorest of a bunch of poor options, which is why I think starting E. Gonzalez and having Eveland in long relief would have made more sense, but whatever.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 7, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Braden doesn't have another start before the ASB, if I'm right.

Tomorrow’s game is Cahill, and then its a 3 game set against the Rays, where I should assume the pitchers are Mazzy, Gio, and Anderson.

Pepe should be back after ASB.

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by Blicks on Jul 7, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mazzy?

No please.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 7, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vinny?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 7, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fine, he's Vin. Or V.

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by Blicks on Jul 7, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

goes bareback....

Jason goes WAYBACK
Braden should get back
Eveland should go back
Pick me I’m clean….

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Jul 7, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I.V.

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Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

VMAZ!!

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Jul 7, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vincent van O

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cahill vs. the BoSox in Fenway

Like I said, the team probably needs a long reliever in the pen.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chad Reineke

You heard it here first.

"True fact: In a global thermonuclear war, the only human who would survive would be David Eckstein" -PT

by travdog6 on Jul 7, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah. True.

Sorry. I missed your point there. My bad.

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

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by Blicks on Jul 7, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ray Fosse and Glen Kuiper are now describing "gritty".

Make it stop.

"True fact: In a global thermonuclear war, the only human who would survive would be David Eckstein" -PT

by travdog6 on Jul 7, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY IN THE HELL DIDN'T EGON START?!

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Jul 7, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Screw you

as in Geren saying it, notme.

by MobiusKlein on Jul 7, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why I was wishing for E-Gon.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 7, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, it’s Jaymee Sire on a commercial!

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 7, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey...

How awesome was it that Hairston homered in his A’s debut?

Now the question remains…what do we call him?

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Jul 7, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 7, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha, I beat you.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 7, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

But mine's on top, Raj.

Isn’t it?

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by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 7, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

On my screen, mine is on top, sir.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 7, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fricking weird.

Not here.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 7, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

67M's comment

shows up on top of your’s on my screen.

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate my life.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 7, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next time, kid.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 7, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t there a website for that?

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe so.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 7, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap.

I fail at life.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 7, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It happens often

Not the failing at life part, I mean. Well, it depends.

When we leave comments often the page already has another one before it but it doesn’t update it to show right away, so it looks like yours is first. When you reload the page they show in the correct order.

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by Flashfire on Jul 7, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a shocking revelation that has come to my attention.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 7, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

67M's showed up first on my screen, and is above yours

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by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scott.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 7, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slick

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it!!!

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Jul 7, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, Dana was bad

3 BB,6 hits. 2 2/3 innings
Lucky to have 4 runs only.

by MobiusKlein on Jul 7, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Disagree

those last two hits were incredibly lucky.

"True fact: In a global thermonuclear war, the only human who would survive would be David Eckstein" -PT

by travdog6 on Jul 7, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about the first two?

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by BleedGreen on Jul 7, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clarify

disagree about the lucky part, not the bad part.

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by travdog6 on Jul 7, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank YOU, MLB.com

For not allowing me to watch the game. Yup, paying 100+ dollars for constant technical errors was a mighty fine choice by me.

by Joey C. on Jul 7, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

SWOONEY!

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

Free Travis Buck.

by Blicks on Jul 7, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

That was an excellent AB

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

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by Blicks on Jul 7, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, I still like Ryan Sweeney.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 7, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too, as long as he keeps cracking doubles.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jul 7, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am so jealous.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 7, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, me too.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 7, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

RUNZ!!!!!!

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jul 7, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, RUN!!!!!!!

Stupid short ass wall.

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by mikev on Jul 7, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never got to the wall

More like, stupid thick OF grass and fast CF!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

AK drives one in!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn, I thought Ellis could score on that one.

Still, that was a good one, Kennedy.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 7, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we score one more??!?!?

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Jul 7, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

bitch.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jul 7, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Orlando Cabrera is due for a walk, right?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 7, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Or his nightly homer

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not 'til the ninth.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 7, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I looked it up

It’s a kind of ice cream. Not this very unappetizing kind of Red Sox Singles. (although as my mother used to say, why ruin two lives?)

by Englishmajor on Jul 7, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The idea of that website is horrific.

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear OrCa

Please forget for a second that you fucking suck.

Thanks.

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by mikev on Jul 7, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

O-FAIL

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

Free Travis Buck.

by Blicks on Jul 7, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

He hit his grounder harder than Varitek hit his 2-run single

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah true.

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

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by Blicks on Jul 7, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The called strike

on the first pitch was awful too. Not to say he wouldve gotten a hit anyways, but 1-0 is much better than 0-1

by bloodshot13 on Jul 7, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I noticed that too

as did OC.

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by One won lost won on Jul 7, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Out-Cab remains the most infuriating hitter to watch in the game.

Has there ever been a worse #2 hitter, ever? Geren needs to be fired for not putting Ellis or Suzuki in the 2-spot.

by PL78 on Jul 7, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geren is just a dumbass. Period.

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

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by Blicks on Jul 7, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hairston has to come up with the bases empty.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 7, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

At least he looks like a major-league hitter these days

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

disagree.

he’s at no point in the year earned the right to hit so high in the batting order, yet has been there 90% of games….PLZ EXPLAIN BILLY/BOB

by PL78 on Jul 7, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s been hot lately, at least.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 7, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not as bad as Giants fans

scooping balls “in play” from the field, and then running back to their seats with their $5 souvenir, and an exit from the park.

How many times have we seen interference on TV from Giants fans? 2,678 times?? Yet, they never learn.

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by One won lost won on Jul 7, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ball came off the "3" in the score board

not his fault

PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves

by adragon on Jul 7, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mets continuing to suck, losing 5-0 to the Dodgers

At this point I’m beginning to worry that they’ll fall so far behind that they won’t want Holliday any more.

Their starting OF tonight?

LF Evans
CF Church
RF Sheffield

And we think watching Cust is painful.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I have to agree. This is bad for Holliday suitors.

Wait. Church in CF? Wut?

So that OF is a massive fail both offensively AND defensively.

I really don’t want Milton Bradley to hit another ball again.

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

Free Travis Buck.

by Blicks on Jul 7, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

FMart is hurt (though not on the DL, I think)

But can you imagine how desperate you have to be to put that OF out there? That would be like putting Crosby in LF, Holliday in CF, and Cust in RF.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lot of that was lack of foresight though

Not an excuse when you’re working with 150MM of payroll.

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

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by Blicks on Jul 7, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

By the Mets?

I dunno, they’ve had more injuries than the A’s this year. Is Jeremy Reed still on their active roster?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I have to agree with you.

Although they could’ve planned the OF much better. They would be in a much worse situation had Sheffield not magically improved since being released by the Tigers.

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by Blicks on Jul 7, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. Reed's still on their active

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by Blicks on Jul 7, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then he should be in CF

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by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa, that was an interesting catch by Sweeney.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 7, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Very.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 7, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has to get used to RF again

for the next week or so it might be interesting/scary

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by adragon on Jul 7, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I notice that Scott Hairston uses two hands to catch fly balls

Isn’t that interesting? I wonder where he learned how to do that.

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by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s one heck of a concept.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 7, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Little League?

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 7, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess the other A's outfielders never played Little League!

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by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

They look like they're trying now.

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by mikev on Jul 7, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a pet peeve of mine with Cust in particular

The guy looks like he’s campaigning to inherit Roberto Duran’s old nickname, and he always one-hands it! Holliday does it, too, but he doesn’t drop as many as Cust.

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by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cust is a really bad outfielder. He shouldn't play teh field.

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by mikev on Jul 7, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

stupid gameday audio

they have video highlights during the game, which is great. Except the video is super small and they often miss good highlights. Like tonight, no clip of Scott’s first HR, WTC?

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by micdog2001 on Jul 7, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Well..it's like ESPN's highlights of last night's game.

The major “highlight” was the catch Jason Bay made, it would seem like the Sox won last night’s game according to ESPN.

by spottedstomper on Jul 7, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

everyone talked about Nomar (note the r) coming back. I even heard a talking head so it was “sad” to see him in a A’s uniform. Douchebag.

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by micdog2001 on Jul 7, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

On another note...

When Duchscherer comes back, do you think Geren will actually utilize a 6-man rotation to give someone like…Brett Anderson who’s been amazing with an extra day’s rest?

by spottedstomper on Jul 7, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

No.

He should, but no.

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by mikev on Jul 7, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

what they said

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by adragon on Jul 7, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you go to a 6-man rotation, do you send a reliever down, or shorten the bench?

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by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would send Cahill to AAA, honestly.

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by Blicks on Jul 7, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

you aren't being paid to hit singles Matt (sort of)

I want homers!

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by micdog2001 on Jul 7, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Just fired the game up...

well, I am Happy that Hairston got the homer. looking forward to reading those immediate posts with an eye toward irony and sarcasm.

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by ak_A on Jul 7, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Absolutely NO fucking excuse for Giambi to not go the other way here.

wait for it though (the grounder into the shift)

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by mikev on Jul 7, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

You're so smart.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 7, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

If by smart you mean..

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jul 7, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

retire now!

G is D(one)

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;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Jul 7, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

if he was a horse

you would have to shoot him

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by adragon on Jul 7, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

love it the way the boston commentators are

hitting up Holliday’s performance vis a vis trade value now.

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by ak_A on Jul 7, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

crimony

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 7, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Predictable.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 7, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

apparently

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;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Jul 7, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

After making adjustments

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by Nico on Jul 7, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put Nomar at first

at least he isnt batting sub .200

by chillicothe20 on Jul 7, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

of course he will hurt his calf on day 2 of playing the field

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by micdog2001 on Jul 7, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just meant for the rest of tonights game

Barton should be starting at first 95% of the time

by chillicothe20 on Jul 7, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

FTFY

Put Nomar Barton at 1st.

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by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

+infinity.

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by Blicks on Jul 7, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put Barton at first

and see

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by adragon on Jul 7, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just 4-2, huh?

Better than I was expecting to find, after I heard Eveland got the start.

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by iglew on Jul 7, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Hah. Oakland A's Victory Pack.

Hahahhahahaah.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 7, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

A "sleeves off my vest" deal if I ever heard one.

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by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back from Dinner...

Where did A’s run #2 and Bosox Runs #3 and 4 come from?

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 7, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Kennedy drove in a run and then Varitek hit a two-run single.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 7, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Well, to be fair, he asked for the A’s run first.)

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 7, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

um?

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;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Jul 7, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Varitek drove in two runs before Kennedy drove in Sweeney.

The “and then” part was my fault.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 7, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, all!

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 7, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are welcome.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 7, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boston

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by adragon on Jul 7, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would have been out..

…if Marty Foster were umping at 2nd!

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 7, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Good pitch by EGon!

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by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

So how is it that Boston only has 4 runs?

Did Eveland suck less than usual?

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by iglew on Jul 7, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

So EGon has been good in relief then?

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by iglew on Jul 7, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

so far so good

McGwire belongs in the Hall so put him there

by streetisclosedin08 on Jul 7, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

He got out of Eveland's jam with a popout or flyout in the bottom of the 3rd,

then struck out the side the next half inning. He’s been good.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 7, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh?

Two hits until now… good location,

by As Fan in the Bronx on Jul 7, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

PI was answering the

“did Eveland suck less than usual?” question, not “has EGon been good in relief?”

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by iglew on Jul 7, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh. Again

Then I guess it’s a good thing I didn’t respond with my patented

Ya Freakin’ Loser. what the F do you want? He shuts down a threat, throws a 1-2-3, and has only given up 2, dirtwad.

That would have been inappropriate, all things considered.

by As Fan in the Bronx on Jul 7, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Springer throwing in the pen

We apparently dont plan on coming back tonight

by chillicothe20 on Jul 7, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap. Wild pitch

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by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

EGon, quit giving Zooks blocking practice!

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 7, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Geren, don't pull EGon here.

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Free Travis Buck.

by Blicks on Jul 7, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Who would you rather have on third?

Jacoby or Benny ‘the jet’ Rodriguez.

by Sricko on Jul 7, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

The jet can steal home

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by adragon on Jul 7, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I keep telling myself there's light at the end of the tunnel.

I just need to close my eyes, and remember we have depth in the minor leagues for position players…Carter at 1st, Weeks at 2nd, Green at SS, and Cardenas at 3rd. Guys, please come up fast so I can stop seeing this atrocity of a lineup Geren manages to fiddle with.

by spottedstomper on Jul 7, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

That light is a freight train headed towards you.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jul 7, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Boston Red Sox, 49-33, have the record of your 2009-2010 Golden State Warriors.

Am I right, or what?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 7, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Only one real difference

one team made the playoffs.

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Jul 7, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

DP Time!

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 7, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoops....Springer's coming in....

1-out rally time!

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 7, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

My new nickname for Russ is "matches"

and Casilla is “gasoline”

you get the picture

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by adragon on Jul 7, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jul 7, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS =/= "that's what porno director said"

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 7, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geren, what the hell.

He’s a starter. He’s only thrown 50. He’s far superior to Springer.

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

Free Travis Buck.

by Blicks on Jul 7, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

You have to pull Gonzalez here -- he's gassed

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by Nico on Jul 7, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

His longest outing for the A's this year is 3.1 innings

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, longest out of the pen

He hasn’t started since the end of May

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by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, y'all are right.

Ehhhh.

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

Free Travis Buck.

by Blicks on Jul 7, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game is just a scramble to fill in for the team's #1 starter

Once Braden had to go on bereavement leave, there really weren’t any good options for the A’s.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just don't hear that much MJ anymore!

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 7, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are not an it.

We are the A’s, and you can beat us all you please.

by chillicothe20 on Jul 7, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are in it tonight.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 7, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Umm...okay!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Did Pedroia's wife deliver yet?

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by iglew on Jul 7, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

She’s not due for seven more weeks, I thought.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 7, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh.

I thought yesterday he was out because she was in labor. Maybe it was some other pregnancy-related issue then?

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by iglew on Jul 7, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think she went into early labor and the doctors had to stop it.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 7, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 7, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's good to know stuff.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 7, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Small white guy who swings hard.

What else is there to know?

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jul 7, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

David Eckstein with powah?

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

Free Travis Buck.

by Blicks on Jul 7, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dunno, but Pedroia just delivered

And I didn’t like it.

@worldblee on Twitter.

by worldblee on Jul 7, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty excited to find us down only 4-2

Given that Eveland started it could have been much worse.

@worldblee on Twitter.

by worldblee on Jul 7, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, I meant 5-2

Less excited now.

@worldblee on Twitter.

by worldblee on Jul 7, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh...O-Cab has the range of a legless dachshund

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by adragon on Jul 7, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Epic.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 7, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Now I'm complaining....

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 7, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad dog :-(

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by Nico on Jul 7, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

Free Travis Buck.

by Blicks on Jul 7, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh noooo.

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

Free Travis Buck.

by Blicks on Jul 7, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

The Greek God of Towering Pop Outs!

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 7, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

And flubbing grounders!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

obligatory pedantry

First, if Youkilis were Greek god of anything, the first part of his name should be spelled “Euc-” not “Youk-”. Second, if it’s a classical Greek name ending in “-is”, then that’s a feminine name.

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by iglew on Jul 7, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Knowledge.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 7, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

worth money on Jeopardy

but not much else.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 7, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. I wasn’t expecting that answer. +1

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Power.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 7, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Powahhh~

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

Free Travis Buck.

by Blicks on Jul 7, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

They say that it Rules Supreme Over Nearly Everyone

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

KRS-One is a boss.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 7, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

+infinity

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

Free Travis Buck.

by Blicks on Jul 7, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's also kinda nuts

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's one of ours, isn't he?

I think he was named MVJ (Most valueable Jew) a couple of years ago…

by As Fan in the Bronx on Jul 7, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ours?

I’m not of the chosen people.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 7, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's a Jew, Bob!
Link.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Moneyball, he was artistically spelled as "Euclis."

Second point still holds. Greek Goddess of Walks it is!

by oblique on Jul 7, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

More artistic would be 'Eucalus"

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 7, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that's Latinized

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Evkalos?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 7, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorta redundant, but makes sense!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're thinking "good beauty"?

But that would be double L, wouldn’t it?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 7, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you're right

Does “kalos” mean anything with one lambda?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, man. You guys are so dorky. I love it.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 7, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're only doing this to impress you.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 7, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mission accomplished.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 7, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know, but

Google tells me there’s a bug genus Eucalus. Some sort of weevil, apparently.

I know nothing of entomology. (Well, except that bugs are icky.)

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 7, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's "eucky."

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by Nico on Jul 7, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is realy where my familiarity with Greek breaks down totally

I know Latin well enough to tinker around in my head with different forms of words, but I just never developed a good sense of all the permutations of Greek verbs.

Is “Eucalus” related at all to “eucalyptus?” I have no idea. And I’m not digging out my Tutti Verbi Graeci to try to figure it out!

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by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eucalyptus

is kalyptos (concealed) from kalyptein. Same root as Calypso, apocalypse.

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by iglew on Jul 7, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kewl

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by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, I'm wrong.

Perseus shows kalos in Greek really is single L. I guess the double L is just a convention of English transliteration.

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by iglew on Jul 7, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come to think of it,

there’s at least one English words with single L: calisthenics

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by iglew on Jul 7, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walk

Chalk
Balk

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by mikev on Jul 7, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

help - kelp - yelp

stile – while – oh I think you get it.

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by BERRYJO on Jul 7, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, so we're back to *Eukalos as the origin of Youkilis's name, then?

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by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, Youk.

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by pam5981 on Jul 7, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Um, no way should that be a base hit. No way.

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by mikev on Jul 7, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

OK. AK-47. Git it done.

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Free Travis Buck.

by Blicks on Jul 7, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWLTCGS?

(that’s what Larry the Cable Guy said)

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by adragon on Jul 7, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Larry says "er" not "it".

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by iglew on Jul 7, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

On a side note

The NL players for the home run derby were anounced. They are Ryan Howard, A. Gonzalez, Prince Fielder & Albert Pujols.

Good luck AL

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by adragon on Jul 7, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn.

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by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are all first basemen.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 7, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's where DHs play in the NL.

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by iglew on Jul 7, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the AL should counter with Hamilton, Morneau, A-Rod, and Vlad

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by mikev on Jul 7, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vlad, really?

Maybe he’s still his old self in BP, but he just seems like he’s totally broken down.

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by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

In BP, he still hits em 450 whenever he wants.

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by mikev on Jul 7, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or hell, throw in Holliday for that matter.

The guy puts on friggin shows in BP.

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by mikev on Jul 7, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

you had me til Vlad

anyway Hamilton has already said he would play in the game but not in the HR derby

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by adragon on Jul 7, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Morneau will not participate.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 7, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said SHOULD, not WILL.

I have no idea who’s gonna be in it.

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by mikev on Jul 7, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like for Hairston to bat in this inning.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 7, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

2 outs + O-Cab = no chance

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by adragon on Jul 7, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like for Cust to bat again this inning

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by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that idea better.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 7, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should have pinch hit Crosby,

just so there could be a matchup where neither the pitcher nor the hitter could see the pitch as it was thrown.

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by Nico on Jul 7, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

OK, he didn't get it done

But AK’s batting average (heaven forfend, but I just happened to notice it… not that I pay attention to BA) starts with .3. As an A’s fan, I’m confused by this

by As Fan in the Bronx on Jul 7, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

HI everybody...

Not terrible for Eveland….but as usual, it could be better!!

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by BERRYJO on Jul 7, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

He was actually pretty terrible

An unusual DP and Edgar Gonzalez getting out of a bases loaded jam made it look more presentable. Still 2.2IP, 6 hits, 4 ER.

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by Nico on Jul 7, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was expecting MUCH worse.

Hopefully we’ll not have to suffer any more starts from him.

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by BERRYJO on Jul 7, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's Breslow time!!!!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jul 7, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate ALL the CSNCA commercials!

If I have to watch that stupid Anthem commercial again, I’m going to scream.

by Jpwest76 on Jul 7, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Couldn't even throw strikes to first base!

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jul 7, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

So they're pretty much like his current stories?

will crosby spread his legs so far apart at bat that the games will have to be rated nc-17 -- emperor nobody

by day-to-day on Jul 7, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or injuries

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 7, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amazing.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 7, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

un fucking believable

They pick the guy off and can’t get an out

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by adragon on Jul 7, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Cabrera made another nice play there.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 7, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play O-Cab

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by adragon on Jul 7, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

gad, they added one while I was away and no doubt

we did our usual best effort too.

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 7, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

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