Open Thread: Game 102 - A's vs. Jays (cont)
Heading to the bottom of the 7th as the Jays have closed the lead to 8-5.......
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Some kids never learn their lesson.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I like tea.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Obviously you haven't been paying attention to...
….our entire national culture.
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 31, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
complete game victory?
or carlos gonzales vindication?
perhaps Can Geren Vehemently?
Posting "first" at Camden Chat is an insta-bAN
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
The Orioles mean business.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
That blog is probably run better than the team
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
not a tall order.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we trade me for Adam Jones? I’ll take one for the team.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
There are far more useless posts
then the obligatory “first” post
I don’t know.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jul 31, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Brother Venn!
How I love you.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Not to be a pedant (well...actually precisely to be a pedant)...
…but that’s a Euler diagram, not a Venn diagram.
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 31, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Pedantic is a good word to use in a rap.
…after reading it, I think it could be either, no?
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
A Venn diabram has to show all possible relations between the sets.
So it would, for example, include a zone in which people think they are first, are first, but are not idiots.
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 31, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
er...diagram
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 31, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
But it's a closed system, and that's thep oint of the diagram in question.
There are none, IOW.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s a great graphic.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a classic.
Along with “nobody cares about your fantasy team”.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
:: Coughs. ::
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Here's the lineup on Rated-R Superstar's fantasy team:
Taylor Swift (CF)
Stacy Keibler (RF)
Megan Fox (1B)
Lauren Graham (DH)
Nina Dobrev (SS)
Jamie Kotsay (3B)
Nastia Lukin (LF)
Jordin Sparks (C )
Jaymee Sire (2B)
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I’m gifted.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
We can have her both at the same time, silly.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Somebody's been takin' notes!
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 31, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, he's not exactly shrouded in mystery.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
You are the man. I’d probably replace a few people, but man, you did a great job with that.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
My fantasy team would totally kick your team's ass, by the way.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
go.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
My team
Diane Lane (2B)
Ashley Judd (3B)
Gabrielle Union (DH)
Katherine Heigl (1B)
Michelle Rodriguez (RF)
Jessica Alba (LF)
Jennifer Lopez (SS)
Beyoncé Knowles (C )
Kate Beckinsale (CF)
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
That was fast.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I knew you'd ask, so I had mine ready.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I aksed.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Diane Lane, Ashley Judd and Michelle Rodriguez
need to be DFA’d and some promising prospects need to be called up from AAA
No way.
Veterans >>> prospects.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Oh, and the best hitters are at the top
so they can get the most plate appearances, so you just dissed my #1 and #2.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I'm fairly certain not one of you would appreciate my list.
but then again, mine would be filled with people you don’t potentially know.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on, join the fun.
Stick that thing out there.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Darooster, we outlawed that.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Recently.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
We decided it was very girl-wearing-a-skirt-as-a-top
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
by Englishmajor on Jul 31, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh
So you decided it was skanky but awesome?
no, but I love the way you think.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
There is this thing called google
we’ll use it to assist us.
they're not celebrities.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sure the high school girls on your list
have myspaces!
I don't think any high school girls make the list.
But it’s been a bit since I was there.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
{sigh}
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, don’t be so hard on yourself.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Darlin',
you ARE the list.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
One tall glass of bitters
for mr. iglew, coming right up!
Have you read the new blog by them?
The emails one. I fail at the name right now.
"Smells like summer camp!"
"Gabe: I am not in jail!" LOL
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
OH!
THAT list.
That’s awesome.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Rue Me!
(ty, EM)
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
threads!
they’re breeding!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Those are some big sunglasses, young lady.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
Add on, please
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Wow Cliff Lee just missed an HR
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
That was Ben Francisco. Cliff Lee scored on the sacrifice fly from Francisco.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
late highlight on MLBN
Lee did rip that double though
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
He has a pair of hits tonight.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
and the lousy bum's given up 1 hit through 7
I don't always blog. But when I do, I prefer AN. Stay thirsty my friends.
It looks like the teammates are still talking to Bobby.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
We need an undercover reporter
to infiltrate the Sacto club scene and find out if the rumors about Buck’s bad boy behavior are true. Do you know anyone who could do that?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
you tell us
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
That's what we need you to find out.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
LOL!
i know you will
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn't really want him around any prospects
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Wow, so Kane County is seriously out of the question for Bobby?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd like to see a race between Cliff and Rajai
I'm a happy seal
by SwisherThresher on Jul 31, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
I think Rajai would win.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
what about Bodie and Poot?
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I still need ot make dinner...
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
Let’s get a pizza, sir.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
it's getting late and I'm trying to diet...
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Just get me the pizza, then.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, it's tomorrow already
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I know.
But I took a nap earlier, so…
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I also took a nap and by doing so, I missed Degrassi: The Next Generation at five.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel old.
….where’s 67 to make me feel young?
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I can do that, LB.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
okay.
Remember Atari 2600?
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Especially the rebounding shots version
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Oh yes, definitely.
Remember how if you drive the tank into a corner and keep bouncing against it it will eventually goof up and bounce around to the other side?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
The 2600 had lots of little bugs like that
I’m trying to remember a weird one from Adventure — if you stabbed one of the dragons (the red one) standing on just the right place on the screen you and the dragon would freeze and the screen would scroll wildly through all the various areas. Freaky.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
oh yeah!
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
My friend always liked to set
up the sword and magnet so that a dragon would swoop in between them, he’d pick up the magnet, and it would make the sword move into the dragon and kill it.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I did that!
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Combat was cool.
What was the one where you had to go through all the castles?
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
that too, but no castles...
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
and vines and snakes.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked the Frankenstein game too.
Used to listen to Van Halen playing that.
by LoneStranger on Jul 31, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Adventure!
Man, that seemed so fun!
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Now, if it was an iPhone app, you'd say, "This is incredibly lame"
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
yup.
those games don’t age well.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Adventure, or Warlords?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Adventure.
Did you guys find the secret message room?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Atari was weak sauce
Intellivision Biatches!
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
I had a Magnavox.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I had a friend who had the Fairchild system.
Never saw it anywhere else. Very cool joysticks.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I'm not sure I've even ever heard of it.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
We did too!
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
A rule to live by, indeed.
That and “early to bed and early to rise… makes a dude lame.”
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
And a pretty damn good song
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
That was a sweet play.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
hey
the kid(s) can play D
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Cliff....'n' Tommy!
What’re you bitchin’ about again, BoCro?
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 31, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
A look at the future
I like it!
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
You’re awesome.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm from Sonoma County...
{sniff}
{sigh}
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
I'm in Sonoma County
In Penngrove
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
I grew up in Petaluma.
Went to college in San Jose and now I live in Fremont.
by LoneStranger on Jul 31, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I went to Boise St.
and then came home
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
One day I'd like to come home.
But I bought a house two years ago.
Guess where I’ll be living for the next billion years?
by LoneStranger on Jul 31, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Fremont?
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I was born in Fremont, California.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I love Penngrove.
{sniff}
I wanna come home now.
Can I come home, AN?
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
yes
FL sucks
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure!
We have plenty of empty seats to fill.
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
by Englishmajor on Jul 31, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
But you've always had the power to go home, Leopold Bloom!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I'm tied to the Evil Signshop of the East.
Southeast, actually.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
at least this one did not score
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
wallace and green
can you be ready by late 2010…thanks!!
sorry but if pennington/everidge are projected to be anything more than fringe mlb players/part time players this team is going nowhere
Oh, just enjoy the play they combined on
Last of the Ninth - Photography Site / jamesvenes.com - Blog
Butthurt, JUST GO ENJOY SOME BASEBALL.
They’re playing grand today.
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 31, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Its mysad duty to inform you
Pennington and Everest are the future!!!
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
eeeeeeexcellent
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Sean Kemp?!?
He’s in baseball now?
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 31, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
Shawn Kemp?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah...apparently I can't spell.
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 31, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
apparently it's Camp
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
At least he didn't spell it "Chone"
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 31, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
agrd.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
"Shawn and Kate and Lucy and Elaine and Mary Plus 8"
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Travis Henry beat him.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently appearing on...
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 31, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
would be funny
taller than the unit. he used to KILL the GSW if i remember right
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
He went to a high school right next to mine.
Graduated the same year as me.
He scored somethingl ike 400 on his SATs.
We used to chant SAT at the games.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
did you also make multiple comeback attempts?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback.
I’ve been doing it for years.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Zook!
base hit all the way
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
Iglew, I revised my fantasy team.
Lineup:
CF — Taylor Swift
2B — Kelly Kelly
3B — Morgan Beck
DH — Vanessa Hudgens
RF — Nina Dobrev
1B — Jamie Kotsay
SS — Nastia Liukin
LF — Jaymee Sire
C — Jessica Gomes
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
I’m not desperate. I’m just 17.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I learned the truth at seventeen
That love was meant for beauty queens
And high school girls with clear skinned smiles
Who married young and then retired
The valentines I never knew
The Friday night charades of youth
Were spent on one more beautiful
At seventeen I learned the truth
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 31, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
:: Claps. ::
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
We'd hide from the lights
on the village green
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
get this boy porno, stat!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
If I was 17, I'd probably have porno up in another window.
by LoneStranger on Jul 31, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I just closed it, thank you.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
If I was 17, I'd ALWAYS have porn up.
and something else as well.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Now, the other thing up would be just my blood pressure
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
They say if it's up for four hours or more, you could do irreparable damage.
by LoneStranger on Jul 31, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
when I was 17?
It would go down for a half minute or so.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Well you could always just take a match
light it, then blow it out, then take the still warm embers and….
theme of the night.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Definitely.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
agrd.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
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A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
He's nobbut a kid
46
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I'm turning 44 tomorrow...
…oh look! today!
Happy Birthday to Me!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 31, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Happy Birthday, GNGS!!!!
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Happy birthday to you, sir.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay, you're four months older than me.
I think I knew that already, didn’t I?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Not sure... but you know it now.
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 31, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Happy Happy
If I could make you and ASCII cake I would…..
"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra
by BERRYJO on Jul 31, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks, everyone!
I’ve yet to meet the birthday that makes me feel really old. And I’m happy to report that 44 is no exception.
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 31, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I've heard both 50 and 65 do the trick.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I've said to a couple of people
that when I turned 41, I thought, “I don’t feel old, but I’m beginning to feel like I’ve been alive for a long time.”
And happy b-day (elaborations tomorrow)!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I know.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
certainly not as old as me...
I keep getting asked, “How was it, before there was electricity??”
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Jul 31, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't worry
In a few years you’re eligible to become a lech, and you can make up your own list!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I think I was 37 when I turned lech.
But I prefer the term “dirty old man”.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I'm pretty sure all the players on my fantasy team
are younger than me. But some are pretty close.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
It’s her stage name. She’s a diva for the WWE.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
what exactly does a WWE diva do
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
She wrestles sometimes.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
and the rest of the time
wears wisps of leather?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
You know, like WWE Superstar Ford Maddox Ford
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 31, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I will not listen to these lies.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I wanted to see the first Wrestlemania.
I was 15, I think.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
yuppers.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
was that the one held in the colliseum
yknow, the one in Rome?
The first one?
No, I think it was MSG or Philly or somethingl ike that…
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I was making a joke based on the premise that you are around two thousand years old
which is clearly proposterous.
therein lies the humor.
oh.
I am a blonde, you know.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Curtains/drapes/etc?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Well,
I’ve got terrazzo floors.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Indeed, he was born about two thousand years ago
And there ain’t nothing in the world that he don’t know;
He saw Peter, Paul, and Moses playin’ ring-around-the-roses;
And he’ll beat the guy that says it isn’t so.
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
by Englishmajor on Jul 31, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of which
why has the American version of Ring a ring of roses have go
Ring around the roses
a pocket full of posies
ashes, ashes
we all fall down
When it a) doesn’t make sense, and b) is still pretty dark, so it’s not as if you’re getting away from the plague connotations of the original?
I don’t get it
it gets overlooked what it is,
what it means, in most circles.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
right, but what I don't get
is that at some stage someone must have thought
hm, this is too dark for the kids, I’ll change it.
to ashes??
I think it was just mis-heard
An early mondegreen, if you will.
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
by Englishmajor on Jul 31, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
could be, could be
I wonder if anyone’s done any research..
There is a Wiki article that has info and debunks the connection to the plague
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_a_Ring_o%27_Roses
"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra
by BERRYJO on Jul 31, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the plague thing is folk myth.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I'm pretty sure it's not
the original has ‘atishoo, atishoo, we all fall down’
the ring of roses refers to the plague pustules, the posies to the flowers that people carried because they thought that would stop the spread, the sneezing, well, obvious, and the falling down, the death
the pocketful of flowers to mask the stench of rot, too.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
No, I've heard all the stories, but
I thought it was folk myth, like the Wizard of Oz political allegory.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Ever read Defoe?
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
yuppers.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Pepys was a very naughty fellow
We had a highly edited and completely expurgated version at home that I read when I was a kid, and then I read the real one years later. Wowser.
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
by Englishmajor on Jul 31, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
It was an AWESOME diary.
Long, though.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, we had the PG-13 version when I was at school, too
Same with the poems of Catullus.
Catullus was naughty.
Sappho too.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
yes, that too
did you know that when Charles II was going to be executed, he wore two extra undershirts and carried a orange on a stick stuffed with cloves so he wouldn’t tremble and appear to show fear?
that’s always struck me as interesting, for some reason
all the old stories are interesting,
IMHO.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Charles I?
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
by Englishmajor on Jul 31, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Wouldn't that just be "Charles" though?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Charles always had to be in charge
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Snopes says it's bunk.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
well, to be fair,
I AM a hunka burnin’ love.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that like playing the guitar on the MTV? That ain't workin'!
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 31, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll remember.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I remember
having much better taste at 17. But then again, I did used to love Britney Spears.
However, that was before K-Fed brought the white trash out of her. Sigh…
“To each his own.”
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Some time at least 10 years after you graduate,
go back and look at all the girls in your yearbook. You’ll realize that most of the popular girls that everyone thought were all that actually weren’t very special. But there will be a several others that no one ever gave a second thought to that make you say, “Oh my god, so-and-so was totally hot, and I never even noticed.”
High school is weird. It has this strange groupthink aesthetic that is only loosely connected to actual beauty.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
completely agree.
study what iglew just said, Rated-R.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
He studies everything I say.
Wise boy.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I don’t fall for those popular girls at all.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
it's not that the popular girls are bad.
it’s that there’s diamonds in the rough. Look at the girls and see, really see, which ones are beautiful.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
To be honest, I try to do that.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not sure I agree with that.
Just contemplate the fact, and cultivate your sense of beauty. I don’t think you should try to not be 17, though. I’m not sure you can.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
what, popular girls are bad?
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe true
but six years after I’ve graduated (and I feel old) some of the people are still hot and somewhat successful and it makes you want to say $&%^(@*#!!
But others, totally fat. Ha!
solution: try to bang EVERYBODY in high school.
Cover all your bases.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
hi you.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
I was busy scoring.
Goals.
In soccer.
Hat trick, baby.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Oh sure,
Pretending like you both just happened to arrive at the party late. Don’t think we don’t know.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
*zips fly*
What!??!
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
DON'T DO THAT.
oh. Hi.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Why do you get all the fun with OakA’sHoney?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Apradavya
Google that, if you dare….
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Oops, I mean apadravya
Iglew fail.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Bingo.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Bingo?
or Apadravya?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
sigh.
I told you my piercing was lower than the tongue. Did you think I was joking?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
yes, but i guess not, how about the tongue, going to get it re-done?
by OakA'sHoney on Jul 31, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Been strongly considering it, actually.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Oh wow
Zooks is safe
Bautista with a great catch, but the throw was high pulling Millar off the bag
I'm a happy seal
by SwisherThresher on Jul 31, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
I can be Ryan.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I can be Travis.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, well.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh look, it's OAH and R-RS being a Berlin tribute band!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
C'mon Tommy, park one
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
git 'er done!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Stomper desperately wanders the empty stands in search of fans...
…with whom to interact.
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 31, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
where's Don when you need him?
Missing him now, are you, you elephant bitch?!
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Daily Bailey!
I still haven’t decided if I like that nickname.
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
the guy is pretty performing as street has
thats quite good
Put him away Bailey!
I’m running out of beer!
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
Finish him off.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
GYMNASTICS!
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
I’ve almost hit 100 comments on the Sharks blog.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve almost hit 2,000 comments on my third blog.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
As with so many things, Jennifer crushes you all.
Behold her userid page and tremble.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
:: Looks. ::
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Please, don’t hurt me.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re mean.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I know that I did.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
yea that's the stuff!
Gooooooo A’s!!!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Victory
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I want to feed Lauren.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
... to a pit of angry guinea pigs.
"Smells like summer camp!"
by Jennifer on Jul 31, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
We love you so much, Jennifer.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
QOTM.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
BFF!!!!!!!!!!!
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Guinea pigs are a South American delicacy...
Especially when they’ve been raised on the sweet, sweet flesh of Gilmour Girls!
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 31, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, she is.
< knowing look >
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
So much cake,
the money look weird.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I am in awe of your Photoshop skills
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
by Englishmajor on Jul 31, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
wtf all that cake
is she so busy eating with own hand that she needs help to shovel it in faster?
you know how girls are with sweets
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, she was testing cakes to pick the one she liked most for her wedding.
I know this because, well, I watched the show.
by LoneStranger on Jul 31, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I too enjoy the guilty pleasure that is the Gilmore Girls
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
Seriously.
My then-girlfriend and I were living about 100 miles apart I knew she liked the show, so I watched it. When we moved in, I couldn’t stop watching. Now we’re married.
by LoneStranger on Jul 31, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
A nice, satisfying win for your 2009.5 Oakland A's!
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 31, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
Well done, fellas!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Winning is fun.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Not everybody does it
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
But everybody should
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 31, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 31, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
FREEDOM!
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
quite the confession.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I had the song AND video
completely commited to memory.
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
I remember taking my mom's GM cassete tape so I could listen to the song and write down the lyrics.
I don’t really know why.
Later on I memorized them with the intention of recording and covering the song.
by LoneStranger on Jul 31, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
But if everybody did
who would lose? And if nobody lost, how could you win? And why do we drive on a parkway but park in a driveway? And if a tree falls in the forest and it lands on an A’s player, and only Geren is around to hear it, does he make a sound?
Now's the time time on AN when we dance!
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
::does the funky chicken::
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
does this involve
repeatedly putting your hands under your armpits and scowing like a frustrated gibbon?
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
so you've done it?
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
yes. that. and nosepicking
I don't always blog. But when I do, I prefer AN. Stay thirsty my friends.
check out the gators.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Your link is awesome
but the title is misleading. I was expecting some video where a man shouted at people to “dance bitches!” and it was both really stupid and terribly hilarious.
it's what we dance to here when we win.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh you don't need to tell me
I have danced many times to that song at the Coli. Although sadly, not as much the last couple of years… :(
Great game
Let’s do it again tomorrow
I'm a happy seal
by SwisherThresher on Jul 31, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
It’s nothing like Cory and Topanga, though.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
A Boy Meets World refernece FTW!
You have impressed me, young Rated-R….
But you probably watched that show in reruns on the Disney Channel, not in its original run like me.
Excellent reference nonetheless!
Yes, I watched it on Disney. It’s still my favorite show of all time, though.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
It is an excellent show
But for me, still behind Seinfeld, Frasier, Chappelle’s Show and The Fresh Prince. But it’s in the top 5.
< laughs at darooster calling someone young >
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I would be insulted
but I have felt old lately, so I’ll take it as a compliment!
Besides, the kid’s still 7 years younger than me.
I had a crush on Topenga.
But then again, who didn’t?
by LoneStranger on Jul 31, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Topanga was nice.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Great win guys
Goodnight all
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
do you work on this bubbly-ness every day?
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 31, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
That is not a bad thing, is it?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I dunno
Can I check?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
sweet.
how?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
:: Intently pays attention. ::
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble!
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
He's now going to ask you where he's supposed to insert it.
Answer wisely, girl.
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 31, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s the thought that immediately popped into my head.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
And also what to do with the thermometer.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
No, you're naughty.
Fille méchante.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
kinda.
it’s not a bad thing, except maybe to rum-drenched Mexican captains.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Recap Up!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
OMG HI BBG!
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
I can't believe that the fans voted 95% in favor of BoCro over Pennington at SS the rest of the year.
I’m in favor of Pennington.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I've never been in favor of Crosby
ain’t gonna start now neither!
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
was there a "neither" vote?
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
CUST?!?!?!
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
One thing I notcied about tonight
We won and Crosby didn’t even sniff the game.
Win win in my book.
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

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