Charlie O: A funny story
So I was reading/flipping through the "Dickson Baseball Dictionary" and was reminded of one of the most hilarious early stories surrounding the A's in their KC days, an experiment once tried by Charlie 'O' Finley, former A's owner. For those of you that aren't A's history buffs, or old enough to remember, Charlie O was a big fan of experiments/wacky ideas; like the time he hired teenage Stanley Burrell (aka MC Hammer) to be Executive VP, or the time he tried using orange baseballs, or the time......well you get it.
The experiment: "The KC Pennant Porch"

In 1963 Charlie O was having a conversation with former Yankee player and then A's manager Eddie Lopat. Finley was pondering the consistent dominance of the Yankees when Lopat made what he though was an insignificant comment about the short porch in right at Yankee Stadium, and the Yankees ability to take advantage with left handed power. Well, hearing this, Finley immediately went into action, redesigning right field in KC to exactly match the dimensions of Yankee stadium, 296 ft down the line. He then traded two of his better players for left handed power hitters.
Unfortunately for Finley and his master plan, the league informed him after two exhibition games that the rules for new or renovated parks stated that no new fence can be closer than 325 ft. As a result the fence was moved backand the name changed to "One-half Pennant Porch", but out of spite Charlie O had a white line drawn on the field where the fence would have been. Then he tried putting a canopy over this new section, only it extended 29 ft into the field. Again, the league made him remove it. For a short time, he even had the PA guy announce "That would have been a Home Run in Yankee Stadium" every time a fly ball was caught in this area. As a result, when the A's were in Yankee Stadium later that year and a Yankee made a long but routine out to a humungous Yankee Stadium left field, the PA announcer said, "In Kansas City, that would have been a home run."
Undaunted, "One-Half Pennant Porch" was still much shorter than normal, and was in effect for the entirety of the '64 season. Only problem was, statistically speaking, it was a total failure. The '64 A's gave up more 'home' HRs, 132, than any team in MLB history, as well as an assortment of other not so flattering records.
After the season Charley O would dismantle the failed experiment and just a few seasons later the A's would be off to Oakland. Good times, and just another great example of Charley O at his finest.
One great article I found while doing some extra reading on the subject is here........
http://www.hardballtimes.com/main/article/the-pennant-porch-pie-in-the-face/
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nice post
"Gratuitous gesticulating together sounds even better"
by OmahaHi on Jul 31, 2009 1:53 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good stuff.
I smile every time I think what AN’ers would have to say were this site around when he owned the club.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 31, 2009 6:02 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh my.
With Finley around, this place would have been humming 24/7. I imagine Charley O. would even belong to this site and mix it up with the regulars. I always thought Finley was maligned too much. He could be a jerk and what he did to the A’s in the late 70’s nearly extinguished the team. But he was an innovator and a pretty good judge of talent. He was just such a cheap bastard at a time when money was exploding.
JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker
by JJ Martin on Jul 31, 2009 6:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the Oakland A's franchise has been everything but boring
"Gratuitous gesticulating together sounds even better"
by OmahaHi on Jul 31, 2009 6:30 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I just finished reading "Charlie O. and the Angry A's" yesterday.
He was full of amazing and wacky ideas. He was also bipolar. He’d be giving players bonuses one day for a great game, and then nickle-and-diming them when they wanted a fair raise. He fired and hired people all the time.
I can’t believe the A’s actually won three in a row in the 70’s with him sticking his fingers in everything and undermining his managers.
by LoneStranger on Jul 31, 2009 9:57 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure if he was techincally bipolar
but he sure was nuts. N. V. T. S. nuts!!!
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
by BleedGreen on Jul 31, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yea, I don't know about the medical bipolar condition...
But his actions definitely went from one end of the pole to the other.
by LoneStranger on Jul 31, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One of the books on my shelf. Love.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 31, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yea, I had a great time reading it.
Learned a lot about the A’s of that era. I arrived on this Earth a few years too late to see them.
by LoneStranger on Jul 31, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trouble with the spaceship?
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 31, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I attended my first A's game in 1964
I was only eight years old so I don’t really remember that, but I do remember from my years going to KC games: (1) a pop-up baseball dispenser behind home for the umpires, (2) sheep grazing in a pasture over the right field fence in the stadium, and (3) very few wins.
by samljm on Jul 31, 2009 10:39 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was about your age and living in KC at the time.
My first games were watching the A’s and I remember the pop-up baseball dispenser as well as the sheep.
Do you remember when it was time for a relief pitcher to enter the game, instead of just walking out to the mound from the dugout, the pitcher was brought out in a shiny new Chevrolet convertible, and he would be sitting on the boot parade style.
The most memorable Charley O. Finley wacky idea by far was bringing the Beatles to Kansas City in 1964. He offered them so much money they could not refuse, and they held the concert in the baseball stadium.
Mike Napoli speaks softly and carries a big stick.
by 44FAN on Aug 1, 2009 2:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't remember that, but I wasn't really into the Beatles and such at that time
I did obsess with the A’s and their players during that time as a child, and the highlight of my year was when my dad would drive us to KC from our home in Cedar Rapids, IA, to go to a game. He also took us to Yankees games in NY when we would travel over there, but I much preferred A’s games to watching games at Yankee Stadium, believe it or not. It seemed natural to me to continue to be an A’s fan when they went to Oakland, and I continue to obsess about them to this day. The A’s have been an important part of my life for 45 years (that almost scares me to say it). My dad has never really forgiven me for derogating from the Yankee fold to cheer for the guys that wore green and gold softball uniforms and hadn’t won anything to speak of in their history (I felt vindicated in the early 70s, though). Suffice it to say, there was never a dull moment at an A’s game—it seemed like Finley always had some gimmick going: the colorful uniforms, Campaneris playing every position during a game, Satchel Paige pitching in his 50s, the mule, the sheep, etc. It made for a good time at the ballpark. Almost desensitized you to the fact that this was really a bad baseball team.
by samljm on Aug 1, 2009 4:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know, for all of the historical pieces
I have written, I really haven’t touched on Finley that much, and regardless of how fans felt about him, boy was he ever an influential figure, both in Oakland, and in baseball.
Glad you wrote this OFS.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 31, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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