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The Thread Moves On: A's in Front, 2-0

Vin Mazzaro has stuck out six batters through three innings, and a sac fly by Jack Cust, followed by an RBI-single by Bobby Crosby have put the A's on top of the Yankees, 2-love.

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Hot damn

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Jul 23, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice transition

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I like the way this is going.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Mazzaro is dealin out there

"Sometimes Joe (morgan) doesn't like facts to get in the way of his opinions."- billy beane
"That was a great pick...if this was 2002" Me, to guy who selected Barry Zito in a fantasy draft
www.27ClubPeak.blogspot.com

by harendaman365 on Jul 23, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Lead-off double

And one Yankee douchebag fan needs an ejection.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 23, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Yankee fans are retarded

now there booing cuz the guy who interferred is beiging thrown out

HILLIS

by robbo650 on Jul 23, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Douchebag deserves it

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 23, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

Drunk bastard

HILLIS

by robbo650 on Jul 23, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should take the ball away

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 23, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

no way.

That’s fair. You’re tossed, but you get to keep the ball. It’s karmic.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

that last ball to jeter (right before strike 3)

did it make an S shape as it traveled to the plate??? like that late break went in a TOTALLY different direction than the pitch was falling…?

don't care if i ever get back.

by AV on Jul 23, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Slider

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Jul 23, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not saying Mark McGwire didn't do a lot of good as a hitter

But good God, would I never ever let him within a mile of my swing.

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Jul 23, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

He could probably teach me a thing or two.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Jul 23, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holliday is going nutty

and of course now he’ll be traded

by sirbed on Jul 23, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

It's official, Holliday was lollygagging all along.

Look how good he can be when he knows St. Louis is around the corner. {shakes fist in his direction}

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Jul 23, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's go Birthday Boy!

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Carlos Gonzalez, for what it's worth

is hitting .227/.292/.361, so at least that hasn’t come back to haunt us.

And it’s not like Street would’ve pulled in Brett Wallace….(all speculation, of course. Just something to consider.)

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Jul 23, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah I'm just trying to make myself feel better for when Holliday gets traded straight up for Brett Wallace

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK

Then dont forget about nibbles who had a sub 4.5 ERA

HILLIS

by robbo650 on Jul 23, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

got genuinely left behind for the first time!

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Zoooooook

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Jul 23, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

RUN(Z)!

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

woot!

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Kurk!

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 23, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

haha

No highlight catch for you

I'm a happy seal

by SwisherThresher on Jul 23, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Look at that little dirtbag run!

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Me likey.

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Jul 23, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

nice sig

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

:-)

Thanks

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Jul 23, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 23, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

where's the devil when you need him?

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

...in the details...

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Jul 23, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

always.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Catcher steal FTW

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Jul 23, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

for the win

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Jul 23, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

btw= by the way

IMHO=In my humble opinion

just fyi=for you information.

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Jul 23, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know those

I just didnt know FTW

HILLIS

by robbo650 on Jul 23, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just trying to be clever

clever fail

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Jul 23, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

fancy those wallets

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 23, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forget These fellas; buzzards gotta eat, same as Worms.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kurk!

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 23, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah I don't know what they did with the old team....

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Jul 23, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Around 70 steals as a team this year

Do they catch Ricky’s best season as a team?

by bloodshot13 on Jul 23, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

no.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not unless we get a major base stealer in return for Holliday.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Jul 23, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool...trade Holliday for Rickey!!!

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Jul 23, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

hello friends

how’s everything? Game looks good so far. The A’s own Sabathia, must be the curse of Vallejo.

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

As a Benician

I’d like to say I’m very fond of Vallejo. Probably a great place to be born.

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Jul 23, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its that bad huh?

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Jul 23, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

a little city, chillin' by the North Bay

Needless to say, my boys don’t play, fool!

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Venice is about five miles south.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knoiw this is mean

but when your #1 tourist destination in your city are the murder sites of the most notorious unapprehended serial killer in US history, you’ve got a little bit of an image problem.

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The I-40 killer? ;-)

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Jul 23, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's the devil in "descise"

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I live in the area. I always thought it was cool to see Benicia/Vallejo depicted in movies & TV shows about the Zodiac.

I'm a happy seal

by SwisherThresher on Jul 23, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's no picnic when this guy shows up


Billy Beane may have to dress up like this and pay a visit to Frank Wren’s house if we’re gonna get Yunil Escobar for Holliday.

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I take it Vallejo is pretty ghetto.

Well judging by the famous musicians from there, according to Wiki of course.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Jul 23, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

5th stolen base for Zooks

Let’s go Spartacust!

I'm a happy seal

by SwisherThresher on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

That K was not

bummer

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

just a little late on that breaking ball

"Sometimes Joe (morgan) doesn't like facts to get in the way of his opinions."- billy beane
"That was a great pick...if this was 2002" Me, to guy who selected Barry Zito in a fantasy draft
www.27ClubPeak.blogspot.com

by harendaman365 on Jul 23, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I kinda like little Vincy.

I think I doooooo!

"Smells like summer camp!"

by Jennifer on Jul 23, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

ooh, welcome.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a little out of the loop as to what we are calling Vincy.

I know I am NOT calling him Vin, though.

It just had a moment where I regretted going to Lollapalooza instead of going to see my boys in KC. :( It has since passed. LOL

"Smells like summer camp!"

by Jennifer on Jul 23, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, you did right.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not Vin?

And the boys will be back next year. You can see them then. Maybe by 2010 we’ll be winning more games.

by whiteshoes40 on Jul 23, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, she's back!

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 23, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

hello!

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 23, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's the booby I know

except for the 1 for 2 with a RBI part!

Do you know the way to San Jose?

by eastcoasta'sfan on Jul 23, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I just got terrible news

they might film a 3rd Bridget Jones movie, where she gets preggers.

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Jul 23, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

No! No!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

by Joey C. on Jul 23, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

no that was Nurse Betty i think

Bridget Jones is set in England

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Jul 23, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

Renee Zellweger

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Jul 23, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

she's yummy.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, it's about a potato farmer and his obsession with finding

a potato shaped like Abe Vigoda.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, Sal.

(takes hoe out of his hands, places him on back of tractor)

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

casino???

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 23, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAIL

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

shit, I think even iglew could name that.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

more hints plz

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 23, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Were gonna makea you an offer

you cant refuse

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Jul 23, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try this

linky

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 23, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of how I found out about AN back in 04

Johnny Ola told me about it.

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 23, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

{makes mental note to have "talk" with Ak back in Tahoe...}

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey you wanna go fishing?

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Jul 23, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

start your praying, you little half-witted monkey.

You ain’t coming back from this boat ride.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

with Mawk no doubt

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 23, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

So far so good

Mazzy really kickin’ ass, or Yankees really swinging at everything and bailing him out a little?

by Joey C. on Jul 23, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

no, he's dealing.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh-oh

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 23, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.

by winchester5 on Jul 23, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.

by winchester5 on Jul 23, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking in Stereo

a song by the Cars

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Jul 23, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoopsiedaisy

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

bogus

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 23, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

ahhh...

this is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps.

and when you get behind 3-0 on a good hitter

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Jul 23, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I have the urge to feed a soldier scrambled eggs.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tex's swing is hideous.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Jul 23, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK TEIXEIRA

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 23, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

That one was gone the instant bat connected to ball

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Jul 23, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

maybe a little bit before that

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bugger.

I thought Mazzaro was a groundballer?
Where is?

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Jul 23, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

dinner time

chicken and rice and corn. peace out for a little

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Jul 23, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Settle downnnnnnnnnnnn!

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Mazzaro world

is tail-spinning in Gio world

by hishnik on Jul 23, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

you beat me to it

you bastard! ;)

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Jul 23, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF

Vin is pulling a Gio

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Jul 23, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

he is starting

to get the same jittery look as Gio, all he is missing is the wild eyes

by hishnik on Jul 23, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Pulling a gio. Thats not good for business. Thats not good for anybody.

What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.

by winchester5 on Jul 23, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

good for the Yankees.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loving that low strike at the knees.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

(startled!) no outs gad

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 23, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice grab, O-Cab.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't leeeeeeeeaaaaave us!

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

there was a place in South Bend

called the YKnot Shack.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bloody hell

I leave for 5 minutes to go to the pub and this happens.

by Joey C. on Jul 23, 2009 8:02 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Quit drinking

or start

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 23, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like I picked the wrong week

to quit drinking

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Jul 23, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Solution:

drink at home.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, no, my friend...

… I’m still here. But through the miracle of the iPod Touch…

by Joey C. on Jul 23, 2009 8:07 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

wait for it...

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, no, my friend...

… I’m still here. But through the miracle of the iPod Touch…

by Joey C. on Jul 23, 2009 8:07 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

for shits sake

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 23, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I always find it funny to watch Yankees fans' reactions to A-rod

If he’d been caught stealing, they probably would have booed the hell out of him.

by Kevin2 on Jul 23, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a ridiculous bounce.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I really hate Posada

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 23, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

You have favorites on the Yankees?

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Jul 23, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swish for starters.

I like Jeter too…

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Jul 23, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just think he's a good player who carries himself well in a tough

environment – much like David Wright.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Jul 23, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's no denying that Jeter

has maintained a sterling image. The dude has class, unlike so many other pro athletes. Give him the credit he deserves, even though a good portion of it may be for merely having good sense in lieu of actual skills. Though he’s good at baseball too.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 23, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE'S THE ONE WHO CUT THE BALL OFF 10 FEET UP THE LINE FROM

HOME PLATE AND COST US A CHANCE TO GET TO THE WORLD SERIES.

FUCK DEREK JETER.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahem

sorry but I think you misspelled Jeremy Giambi.

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Jul 23, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

I despise him to the depths of my soul

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 23, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

For that....

I will forever hate him.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 23, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay, so stop singing his praises.

he may pull orphans out of burning buildings, but I ain’t talking up KIrk Fucknuts, either. Seriously, fuck these guys.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah....

Just got to give the evil ones their props. Know thy enemy. Is it possible we could get some females (or males) to place him in a compromising position?

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 23, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cried myself to sleep last night.

Or I drank a lot and passed out. It’s one of those two.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

*that* night

well, last night, too.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

every night, really.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Tuesdays.

But you knew that.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

that reminds me of that joke.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

the one I keep forgetting.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah, you remember!

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay!

remember what?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

who are you people

and what the hell are you doing in my living room?!

…..and where the hell are my pants?!

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not criticizing Jeter

The guy is a good player. His national reputation is greatly enhanced by playing in New York. If he played just about anywhere else, he wouldn’t be lauded the way he is.

by Kevin2 on Jul 23, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd argue his defensive shortcomings wouldn't be as much of an issue.

People love to hate him and his defence is the only place they can question his game. If he was out of the spotlight, say in KC people would be saying “hey, who’s this incredible hitter that plays SS for the Royals?”

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Jul 23, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bottom of the 4th

Its the Vince curse on Vin

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Jul 23, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

They figured his shit out quick.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

lol thats a pretty good comparison

What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.

by winchester5 on Jul 23, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good hustle Holliday

Why is Hairston in center instead of Rajai?

McGwire belongs in the Hall so put him there

by streetisclosedin08 on Jul 23, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

because hes a way better defensive CF than Rajai

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Jul 23, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

...and Rajai is better?

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Jul 23, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes and so is sweeney

McGwire belongs in the Hall so put him there

by streetisclosedin08 on Jul 23, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweeney I'll take

but not Rajai

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Jul 23, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a CFer? Yes.

He makes mistakes but he gets to more balls than Hairston. He has a stronger arm too.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Jul 23, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think not

McGwire belongs in the Hall so put him there

by streetisclosedin08 on Jul 23, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

As good as he was the first 3

he is now throwing BP this inning.

Oh well. The life of a rook

My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010

by Trainman on Jul 23, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck a duck

My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010

by Trainman on Jul 23, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Please hit the cut-off man next time

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 23, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Maz

You can do eeet.
(Not that I can see what is happening, except for gameday)

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Jul 23, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that happened fast.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Son of a bitch.

Shame Vin’s night took such a turn for the worse.

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Jul 23, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

cut off man! damn

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 23, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

He looks

Wounded out there. 8 Batters this inning. Ouch

by hishnik on Jul 23, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Noooooooo

Not Casilla

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 23, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Should I leave now?

Or can I stay because the damage is done?

"Smells like summer camp!"

by Jennifer on Jul 23, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmmmm

Should I stay or should I go now?

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 23, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should stay.

I like you.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope.

{vows to never wash hand again}

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA!

wait…ewwww….you’re becoming French?

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

hawt ;)

I don't always blog. But when I do, I prefer AN. Stay thirsty my friends.

by Kallus on Jul 23, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everybody else is like a 17-year-old kid in comparison

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 23, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

truly

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey wait!

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

cassilia (finds pepto)

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 23, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I doubt it

Who else would fill his rotation spot?

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Jul 23, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

please.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why's that?

Team is going nowhere, may as well let him take his licks in a lost season. He clearly has ML stuff.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Jul 23, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agree

It’s not like there is anybody at AAA ready to take his place.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 23, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who cares

He hasn’t pitched that poorly tonight. 6 strikeouts in 4 innings against the freaking Yankees is something to build on.

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Jul 23, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

And not to mention

THE GAME ISN’T OVER YET. We are only down by one run!

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

With a man on and nobody out, no less

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Jul 23, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

so you believe in the grittiness/clutch factor with Jeter,

but poo poo the psychological factor of letting a young pitcher repeatedly fail.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

you down with OPS?

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Jul 23, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think he repeatedly fails.

The kid still has six strike outs against one of the most formidable lineups in baseball. He’s given up four runs to the likes of Tex, Arod, and Posada. He’s learning.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 23, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

IN Yankee Stadium, no less.

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Jul 23, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yankees have sure figured out Vin this inning

Cut down their swings and teeing off

Pitching with no one on = fine

Men on base = MAJOR FAIL

My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010

by Trainman on Jul 23, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

It's okay, Vin.

Remember, this is the team that scored 14 runs on Monday and 16 runs yesterday. They’ll get you some more runs.

(…right?)

by whiteshoes40 on Jul 23, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah!!!!

I’m feeling really optimistic today.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

gad, after surviving the grocery lanes in Albertson's

they got me a the register "we have fresh baked brownie-cookies on special, would you like a package?’

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 23, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Unicorn single

Don’t despair yet, folks, CC is not so hot himself tonight.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 23, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Behold the power of the high socks.

Now he just needs the EXTRA-special version, like Rajai’s.

by whiteshoes40 on Jul 23, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

lets not waste this single raj

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 23, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

fk

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 23, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

f'k

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 23, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cuss word that did not go to public university

No ‘uc’

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 23, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for this replay.

I had almost forgotten about Dan Giese’s magick giving-up-walk-offs power.

by whiteshoes40 on Jul 23, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously

why show that to A’s fans?

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Jul 23, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

le sigh.

steal, i say.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Hi people of AN!

Let’s beat these muther fukkers!

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 23, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

hi o2b!

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

MY MOTHER IS NOT A WHORE

AND YOU CANNOT PINCH HER.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa.

that’s weird. I think I just channeled you. I wrote that EXACT phrase up above without even seeing this…

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

hola

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I was wondering what the hell that was.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every now and then....

the Yanks bestow millions of dollars on someone who actually rates it.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 23, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Check the post mark on the stamp.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 23, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Do people laugh when you say what you say?"

Yeah. “Well tell Bill to have coke and a smile and shut the fuck up!”

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 23, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved Richard.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'M A DICK! I'M A DICK! I'M A DICK!

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah.

Leopold is a catcher, not a pitcher…if ya know what I mean :-)

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 23, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

all this aggression, O2B...

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry for the hostility

Me and my GF just “had a talk”

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 23, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's never fun.

sorry.

game probably is not helping now…

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's the OC we know and loathe

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 23, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, they should have been able to get Raj there.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

all right

way to get in scoring pos Raj

by Lefty73 on Jul 23, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

gad, that was inside

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 23, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Sabthia has been clubbed by the worst offensive team in the league, so...

…Mazzaro giving up four to the best offensive team ain’t so bad…unless the Yankees score 27 more runs.

My question is, why can’t the A’s swing at 3-0 pitches? Hell, they’re out-stealing the Angels lately, why can’t they alter their batting habits on 3-0? If the idea of batting patience is to get the best pitch to drive, what pitch is most likely to be the most “drivable,” if that is a word? Mark Texieria, a superb hitter, swings 3-0, so why wouldn’t lesser hitters swing at the most “drivable” pitch they’re likely to get? This has been discussed before, but I have never heard a reasonable answer.

"In the first 30 minutes at the table, if you can't spot the sucker, then you are the sucker."

by ptbarnum on Jul 23, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I was just thinking the same thing

3-0 and 3-1 they just watch the pitch go by.

My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010

by Trainman on Jul 23, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hesitate to say we've been

“clubbing” CC, we’ve gotten some timely hits, but that doesn’t rate very highly as a clubbing.

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Jul 23, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

one word

Dicisipline and sadly the A’s are not very diciplined at the plate

by Lefty73 on Jul 23, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good on Vuc for Rajai's new stirrups.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

son of a bitch

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 23, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Shut em down, Vin.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I think they may have figured him out...

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just trying to be positive.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY!

Go Vinny!

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's clever.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take the 'L' out of playing

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 23, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

oooh

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 23, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

God

0-2 to ball 4

My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010

by Trainman on Jul 23, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate

that pretty fucker Jeter

by Lefty73 on Jul 23, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Now Damon I do dislike.

Horrible batting stance and moving between rivals knowing how much it meant to the fans.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Jul 23, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

but he's such a great hitter...

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not so much.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Jul 23, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's almost the 6th

thought I’d show up now

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

(gasp!)

is it that time?

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay!

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what would be hilarious?

Jeter signing with the Red Sox when his contract is up.

by Kevin2 on Jul 23, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

fat chance

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I know it'll never happen

I just think it would be funny to see the reactions of people in New York.

by Kevin2 on Jul 23, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damon looks like the Geico caveman with a shave and a haircut

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 23, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

GEICO?

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 23, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Atouk zog-zog Lana!

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 23, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mazzaro's got two-strike-itus.

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Jul 23, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Just got this email

If you are a person who is detail oriented and has amazing organization and leadership skills, your career search is over. Our rapidly expanding, 28 year old transformational Dental and Wellness Spa is seeking an administrator..

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 23, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

wow.

seriously. just wow.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

should I forward it to you?

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 23, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes.

please.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

more

A focused, committed, self confident, resourceful, action oriented, creative person who believes in themselves and takes total responsibility for their destiny. Someone who is fun to be with and who loves to bring joy and passion to their career. A career awaits you where you can have unlimited earning potential with great economic incentives while making a difference in the lives of the people we serve.

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 23, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um,

will you be churning the redwood chips or providing the laughing gas?

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw ballz.

Vin, meet fork.

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Jul 23, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh, it's about Casilla time

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 23, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn't Vin start out hot?

this game, and this season.
What happened?

by MobiusKlein on Jul 23, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yankees are very good hitters

They let Vin go through the lineup once, figured him out, and the rest …

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 23, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's always been an A's killer.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like when I am drinking a Pepsi

and there’s no more in the glass, so I am trying to suck the last bit of it out of the ice, and then just for kicks I check the can to see if there is any left because my memory is completely shot, and there’s more Pepsi! And then I drink it. I like Pepsi.

This game is making me sad though.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I like that too!

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like mAc

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Jul 23, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

this is some bull

bullpen better start getting ready

by Lefty73 on Jul 23, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Mazarro is done

Serious meltdown in progress

Just take him out. This is Batting practice and the idiots now have no one throwing

My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010

by Trainman on Jul 23, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Trainman, you KILL me.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

gimme a bottle of anything

and a glazed donut

TO GO!

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Jul 23, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

TO GO, GO

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 23, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear a guitar

talking to me, mocking me.

Screw you, Steve Vai!

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

a lonely, if ultimately satisfying, night.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does she go well with diet sierra mist, too?

by Technotofu on Jul 23, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just keep telling myself

Its a tough learning curve this pitching in the major leagues. It took half a season for Anderson to figure it out and Cahill has shown flashes of brilliance.

On the downside Gio is pitching tomorrow.

groans

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Jul 23, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Upside:

I can’t watch! yay!

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again, may as well see what the kid has got in a lost season.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Jul 23, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anderson is going tomorrow

Gio is going Saturday.

Gio and Yankee stadium is like mixing oil with water.

My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010

by Trainman on Jul 23, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

suck the fat one a-rod.

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought we were rained out...

…and now I find we’re down 5-3 in the 5th.

Hmmmm….

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 23, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

What is Mazzaro doing still out there?

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 23, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

three words

28 straight games

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does that mean four weeks of leaving the starter in too long?

And is Geren capable of such consistent management?

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 23, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

the sad thing

is that if not him, it’s springer or edgar gonzalez

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like it's Breslow

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 23, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

consistency's the key to winning.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay strickout


"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 23, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Kurt is teh awesome.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

That's 100 pitches.

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Jul 23, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

big DP gets us out of it.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 23, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know,

I can tell by the way he does his walk, he’s a woman’s man, no time to talk.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bee

GEE!

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 23, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

had to go

no one knows why

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

She's going to teach him some new wand tricks.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope he's ok.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh dear she's going to an American Uni is she?

Well money doesn’t buy sense I suppose.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Jul 23, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe she got rejected by all the British ones

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 23, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's certainly a strange decision.

Not that I care what famous people do with their lives of course. Not unless it involves them writing cheques in my name.

Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.

by OldhamA on Jul 23, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking him and O2B are the same person!

Have we ever seen them in the same room together?!

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooh, good point!

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are a sick, sick man.

I have been laid and my Mommy will let me go to AN Day.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 23, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

no no

I think you’re real. I think the boy is fake…

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

the boy is good....

I used to get pussy like Eazy E every day…

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 23, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to understand the time and place

of rap music in the late 1980’s.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 23, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh i know that stuff, r u saying rated-r said that?

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 23, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

teacher thinks that I sound funny,

but she likes the way you sing.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 23, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You continue to be funny

and I’m glad that we had a beer together :-)

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 23, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

click

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 23, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

that movie was ok

some sad parts, which surprised me

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

If ever there was a movie whose seriousness threw me way off, it was that one.

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Jul 23, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I nearly cried

But then I remembered that I don’t do such things.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please

Dont pull a GIO vin…….get a DP

by hishnik on Jul 23, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

back to the old ways i guess

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Fastball was 94-95 at the beginning

Now about 92.

He’ll have to work on that.

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Jul 23, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Young pitching

One day it can make you excited as hell, the next day it frustrates the shit out of you

Jack "The Must, Just has no Rust, ain't no Bust, after him the ladies Lust, turns pitchers into Dust, likes his pizza with no Crust" Cust

by FrankCohen on Jul 23, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

just like young love

or any love, I suppose

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scott Baker about to have major meltdown

The slegnA never die

My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010

by Trainman on Jul 23, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

just saw that too

bastards!

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

New York New York it's a wonderful town.

The Bronx is up.
And the A’s are down.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 23, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice, Smarty-Pants.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a nice loud "FUCK" on that pop out!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 23, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Indeed

That parabolic mic might be a bit too good

by Technotofu on Jul 23, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice job by Breslow

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 23, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Should have brought out Mazzaro a while ago

Leaving Gio in even as long as they did the other day almost cost us a win when our offense was hitting the ball well

Jack "The Must, Just has no Rust, ain't no Bust, after him the ladies Lust, turns pitchers into Dust, likes his pizza with no Crust" Cust

by FrankCohen on Jul 23, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Can't say I agree. Part of developing young pitching

is letting them work out of 4th/5th inning jams. I think until he hit 100 pitches, it made sense to leave Mazzaro out there.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 23, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with this

This season ain’t about winning anymore. It’s about developing young pitching.

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Jul 23, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

amen

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 23, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, OakA'sHoney

So what were your Travis Buck-themed dreams?

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

NEW THREAD

If you dare.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I need a smoke

A’s are on some ’ole bullshit again

by Lefty73 on Jul 23, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

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