Open Thread: Game 93 - A's vs. Twins (Cont)
Heading to the bottom of the 6th on this getaway day with the offense still crushing and Cahill still cruising. A's up 15-1.
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Well isn't this a fine how-do-you-doozleberries?
It would have been more than ok to do this all year!
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
You’re weird.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 22, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
The e is silent.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Trying to help your chances with OAH.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
I don't get it.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
If
this is the way AN day will be, then I really need to go!
Ooo! Piece of candy!
by ChickenStanley on Jul 22, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
67MARQUEZ needs to be 10 years younger to get with OakA’sHoney, of course.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 22, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m legal in some states.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 22, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Legal WHERE, exactly?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
hey now
she’s actually closer to me than first thought. but i don’t dip in someone else’s pool, so…
I'm here to talk about the past.
I'm down with other people's pools.
but, to be fair, you kinda got to in Florida.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
It am silly.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 22, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
No one got this reference?
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 22, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
not me.
sry.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Arrested Development. Season 3. That episode where GOB took that clip of Judge Reinhold talking so that it would sound as if Franklin’s actually talking.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 22, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I never watched that show.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 22, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
You should check it out. It’s probably the most hilarious show from this decade.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 22, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
MY NAME IS JUDGE
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
JUDGE. MY NAME.
Yes, I’m judging your name. It am silly.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 22, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I've completely missed this one, WBC.
That was great, though.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
85 pitches through 6.
Probably won’t go CG. But not too shabby.
Hope he can go another two innings though to preserve the bullpen for NY.
"I feel like I hit better when I'm playing the field...just feel more like a baseball player." —Jack Cust (or Derek Jeter for that matter)
by PortlandPachyderm on Jul 22, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
AN walks.
We may have been ever so slightly premature in our celebratory plans, and the baseball gods were no doubt watching.
"I feel like I hit better when I'm playing the field...just feel more like a baseball player." —Jack Cust (or Derek Jeter for that matter)
by PortlandPachyderm on Jul 22, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF, the other thread was so much better
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Shelly Ducan? Seriously?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
or Chris. I'm an idiot.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Oh my.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 22, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
theres a good deal for the pirates...
What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.
Used?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
You think LaRoche is worth new ones?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 22, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
depends on the brand.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Ken Rosenthal reports that they are sheep skin
I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.
by franks a lot on Jul 22, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
HE WOULD KNOW.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess Cabrera won't be a target for the Cards
I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.
by franks a lot on Jul 22, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Why? Now they need to replace their sucky SS, Julio Lugo.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Laugher:
Offensive substitution: Pinch hitter Bobby Crosby replaces Orlando Cabrera.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
That was offensive. I am hurt.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 22, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha, I beat you.
I win.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 22, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
do you have a similar one
with lazy monkey that I could put on the monkeys’ performance reviews?
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
We may have a new corporate logo.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 22, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess it's safe enough to let Crosby play
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Sounds like Barton and Kennedy get tomorrow off
Nomar and Crosby in tomorrow against Sabathia according to KK
My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010
So, that means we're gonna score like -15 runs tomorrow, right
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
reallly???
What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.
you ever do spelling bees pam?
serious question. i did a couple when i was a little guy.
I'm here to talk about the past.
I actually won the school spelling bee when I was in the 8th grade.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
YARLY.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
is that a gangsta owl?
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, 50 Cent endorsed him.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 22, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
If sal was still here he'd begrudgingly tell the story of how I beat him in the spelling bee
when he was in fourth grade and I was in fifth.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
It's in my dictionary
Gull verb transative.
Dupe, trick, deceive.
gullable as the adjective form.
gullable?
you mean possible to be gulled?
Hmm.
I was gulled once in college.
Best three days of my life.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
you're a naughty naughty girl and need to be spanked?
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Why yes I am.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Okay... NOW we're talking.
where’s ZF with that oil?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
I have the web cam ready.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 22, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
hey, hey
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
what, what
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Fight her for it! Fight her for it!
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 22, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
HARDER. THAN. A DIAMOND.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Don't take this wrong.
I don’t care.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
(Obviously.)
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 22, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
barbells aren't that much worse.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Nah.
it just feels like it’ll last forever at 17.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT IS THE SOUND OF TWO FEMALE UNDERGARMENTS BEING REMOVED
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
I was referring to the 2 times you said "Snap" there, sir.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
LOL
Sure is
My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010
Oh, my God.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 22, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Zigfan told me.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Sorry, what was the word I was looking for?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
This is fun.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 22, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Can she strip search you first?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 22, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I gave it to her after I left your house during the night.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 22, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh!
Winner!
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 22, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey...
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
HEY.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
I like it. You can try it on me.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 22, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
that's what you do with bad girls
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
if there realy bad you let them do it to you
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
OK later baseball fans, I have to go pretend to work, oh and put some clothes on…I’ll check in later…
I’m sobbing.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 22, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
(tears start to form)
bye
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
Heh
Minnesota: 142 pitches thrown by 3 pitchers
Cahill: 85 pitches thrown.
"I feel like I hit better when I'm playing the field...just feel more like a baseball player." —Jack Cust (or Derek Jeter for that matter)
by PortlandPachyderm on Jul 22, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions
Wow
Why would you remove Holliday from the game
We’re trying to get rid of himmmmm
There’s scouts here!
FFUUUUU
More scouts and observers in NY, IMO.
"I feel like I hit better when I'm playing the field...just feel more like a baseball player." —Jack Cust (or Derek Jeter for that matter)
by PortlandPachyderm on Jul 22, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Milking his calves?
"I feel like I hit better when I'm playing the field...just feel more like a baseball player." —Jack Cust (or Derek Jeter for that matter)
by PortlandPachyderm on Jul 22, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Holding pom-poms while trying not to re-injure himself or otherwise known as "walking"
I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.
i see a pattern to our run scoring
5 (odd nbr.)..7 (odd nbr.)..0…0…3 (odd nbr)…0
so i predict we score 0 in the 7th and either 1 or 9 in the 8th
primes.
we’ll score 11. or maybe 2.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I sure as hell hope we won't be hitting in the 9th
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
if we score 11, then it'll make for quite the exciting game.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't mind me - I can't read anymore
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I'm not pretty damn confident,
but glad to see some optomism regarding the young guy…
(fnigers are crossed)
"Where's the beef?"
Springer's throwing. I don't mind in principle,
but I don’t feel we have a big enough lead.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
It’s 15-1.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 22, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
sweeney has been responding to raj's good play with some hitting of his own..
What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.
Honestly, the best thing the A's can do tomorrow against CC
is look at as many pitches as they can. Get CC out of the game and get into the Yankees bullpen, which isn’t good.
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I'm more concerned about how Big Vin handles going back "home".
Starting in the Bronx for the first time.
Probably lots of friends and family in town.
Not to mention a televised game against a Cy Young winner.
Obviously, I hope he’s too young and “stupid” to care about any of that and pitches a perfect game.
"I feel like I hit better when I'm playing the field...just feel more like a baseball player." —Jack Cust (or Derek Jeter for that matter)
by PortlandPachyderm on Jul 22, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone think K-Hill starts the 8th?
Personally, I would give him another 10 pitches, then throw Casilla or someone out there in the 9th.
But knowing Bob, he’ll probably go to Bailey for a two inning “save”.
"I feel like I hit better when I'm playing the field...just feel more like a baseball player." —Jack Cust (or Derek Jeter for that matter)
by PortlandPachyderm on Jul 22, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions
Ugh.
Oakland Athletics catcher Landon Powell left the game due to an injured leg.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Did anyone dig up the largest margin of victory in A's history?
I tried searching, but only managed to discover that the Philadelphia Athletics won 39-0 over the Kanaweola Athletic Club in the first night football game ever played, Nov. 21st 1902.
I'm a happy seal
by SwisherThresher on Jul 22, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions
If U call an error being on fire
My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010
you could make an error if you were on fire,
though I think if you were on fire ,they should not really give you an error. They can’t reasonably expect you to properly fiel the ball if you’re on fire.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
hmm...
well, okay, but IF single if the guy’s got speed.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
wait
so if one of your monkeys is on fire, you’d be ok with them not being able to do their job?
I'm here to talk about the past.
that's what i call my employees.
It builds morale.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
you have employees?
They’re yours. you can do what you want with them.
….though perhaps labor laws in Florida are different than California.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
oh, those aren't employees.
thems chillens.
that’s what I should be doing. Or counseling. Yup. But I sell signs.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
guys and gulls!
that’s the joke i was looking for earlier.
nevermind.
I like you.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
oh wait, that makes no sense either
too much melon today
Yeah, I wanna be a counselor and/or a teacher
for the money…
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
and by that I don't mean the students
I mean that women love the big money I make….I’m going to shut the hell up now
I'd dock their pay, throw water on them, tell them to rub dirt on it and get back to making signs, you damn lazy monkey.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I loved Bill.
I miss him.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
OMG THE RED SUX ARE DUMBASSES
Did they seriously just decline Buchholz for Victor Martinez. LMAO.
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Need more runs to improve our Win % according to Pythagorean expectation
That way we can boast about how many wins we really should’ve had.
I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.
So this thread has become AN: After Noon.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 22, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions
yuppers.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Regarding the score of today's game...
Mercy is for the weak!
I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.
wax on wax off
(that might go better higher up the thread)
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
Sweeney with the only K of the day
"I feel like I hit better when I'm playing the field...just feel more like a baseball player." —Jack Cust (or Derek Jeter for that matter)
by PortlandPachyderm on Jul 22, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions
I get that green fresh taste in a bong toke
smokin’ on some pur-ple
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
I just turned the game on and spilled my draft beer!
Whose A’s are these? They appear to not be mine.
I thought they had the score reversed...
100% Athletics, 100% Baseball. 2009 Athletics, 40% Baseball.
easy there
maybe try that draft beer in an alternative receptacle, such as a bot-tle, for instance.
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
by emperor nobody on Jul 22, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn, can we donate some of these runs
To the Braden Run Support Collection?
100% Athletics, 100% Baseball. 2009 Athletics, 40% Baseball.
I want to celebrate with you.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 22, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Just bring your good friends and your laughter too.
"I feel like I hit better when I'm playing the field...just feel more like a baseball player." —Jack Cust (or Derek Jeter for that matter)
by PortlandPachyderm on Jul 22, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
AN walks?
We may have been ever so slightly premature in our celebratory plans, and the baseball gods are obviously providing a warning.
"I feel like I hit better when I'm playing the field...just feel more like a baseball player." —Jack Cust (or Derek Jeter for that matter)
by PortlandPachyderm on Jul 22, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
shi tzsu?
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions

"I feel like I hit better when I'm playing the field...just feel more like a baseball player." —Jack Cust (or Derek Jeter for that matter)
by PortlandPachyderm on Jul 22, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Three "woks" in a row, get it?
Anyone?
"I feel like I hit better when I'm playing the field...just feel more like a baseball player." —Jack Cust (or Derek Jeter for that matter)
by PortlandPachyderm on Jul 22, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
The walks aren't, but thanks.
"I feel like I hit better when I'm playing the field...just feel more like a baseball player." —Jack Cust (or Derek Jeter for that matter)
by PortlandPachyderm on Jul 22, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Just dropping by to say GO A's!!!!!!!
now, back to work :
You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}
“Are you okay? If you’re okay, throw strikes; let’s go.”
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 22, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s what she said.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 22, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
one would hope.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
yup.
bags are already packed for NYC.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
You don't want it to last longer?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
That’s what she said.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 22, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Chicks dig barbells.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
agrd
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not sure you know what I mean.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
I'm sure you'll tell her
one, or two hundred times.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Hey Pamcakes:

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Blow me.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Isn’t that reserved for ZigFan31?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 22, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, I HATE Mr. Derp.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know, dude.
That cannon thing was pretty funny…
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Where is the delete button on this thing?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 22, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
channeling me.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
If someone channeled you, the world wouldn't be safe.
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 22, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
true...
..and it prolly wouldn’t be zigfan anyhow, but…
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
just that I'm not your fav, zf.
that’s all.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
no mas.
promise.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
(dude, you crossed your fingers behind your back)
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Sorry, it slipped.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 22, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
No, that's a different word.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
No thanks. I'm sure that would be bitter.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Sorry, what?
I was busy staring at an AN profile.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
We're flyin' to freakin' Newark.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
my new monkey is from Jersey.
He pronounces “ask” like they do in Futurama.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Newark.
KK says we’re arriving at Newark at 2am.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
no.
here, chained to desk.
food for wolves.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
.....need....bamboo....
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
What is with walking the bases loaded with a 15 run lead
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
I’ll feed her something else.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 22, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I like cake.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
A's win big!!!!!

put on a happy face
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
Have a nice flight boys.
You earned it.
"I feel like I hit better when I'm playing the field...just feel more like a baseball player." —Jack Cust (or Derek Jeter for that matter)
by PortlandPachyderm on Jul 22, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions
Monay Monay Monaaaayyy.
LETS GO OAK-LAND
"You're just jealous. You wish you had a rally animal..." -CardinalWraith
Victory Skittles

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
again, I love you.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s what she said.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 22, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
It's so big, the cops showed up.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Aw. Cookie Cookie! I forgot about that.
I have a little crush on CC.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Huh.
I just realized that I will be in Cooperstown on Sunday to see Rickey.
I'm here to talk about the past.
you. rock.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
agrd.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I love winning like anyone else but I just have this weird feeling of what the heck (Not Complaining)!
and how exactly do we barely draw 10,000 on a weeknight and we have almost 23,000 out there on a weekday in the middle of the work day? maybe all of our games should be weekday day games, we would be on track to draw almost 2 million fans….
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jul 22, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I just stopped in to see the fireworks.
I like how the Twins put up a little mini-tease at the end.
P.S. ESPN’s play-by-play says Crosby replaced Cabrera in the middle of an at-bat. What happened to O-Cab?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I'm not sure, but hi!
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn teens.
I came on and realized he was on AN all day. He didn’t embarrass my name, did he?
I'm here to talk about the past.
sure sure.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Careful. Don't start something, other people may get bitter.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
No more than usual
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
(quickly skimming through comments above)
So I guess you can have AN After Dark even if it’s not dark?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Only if it's okay with Pam.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
YAY!
Victory by a wide margin, doesn’t happen very often round these parts.
Also, is that 40 wins? Alright!
You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}
We’re gainin’ on ’em!
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 22, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions

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