Open Extra Innings Thread: Game 92 - A's vs. Twins (cont)
No change since the last one. Time for free baseball.
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Like I said in the other thread, we mustn’t give up on Lauren Graham.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
Yay extra inning thread
the last one was tainted
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
ewwwww
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I don't think Lauren Graham is gonna come through for us twice.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Hey, don’t you doubt her!
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
huh wuzza wuzza wuzza!
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Jaymee Sire is awesome.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
lauren deserves better
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
...

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I've got the biggest balls of them all
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
My balls are always bouncing....
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
I notice your ball is blue
Is that an omen?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Let's hope that amnesiac guy forgets where the thread is.
And where my AN chick is.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Falcon punch.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Hmm... that last commercial about the
SECRET LIFE OF SEA MONKEYS behind the green door water?
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
Span K

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 21, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions
what a cute kid he was
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
or we could also get a dewar full of liquid nitrogen and throw it on the floor for fog
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Hey - you just described most of my 6 years in grad school
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
this describes most of my summers in the lab during UG
and making frozen “hands” with rubber gloves
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
wow
I just came here and read about last night’s game, because I totally missed that we even played & thought, mistakenly, that we were off.
Wow.
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
Dude, you totally win the historic-game fail award.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Fuck
My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010
Oh Frak!
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 21, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
seems like he gives a hit up in the second innings a lot
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by BERRYJO on Jul 21, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Burnt him twice in 2 appearances
Maybe his knee is bothering him.
My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010
shite
Siddown, R.A. Dickey
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
It's a total shock
when Bailey gets hit. Poor effort by Sweeney.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
What's our record in extras this year?
It can’t be good.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 21, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
What's our record?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
2-6 KK said
i think
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
the nats have that market cornered
not sure we could do it even if we tried to suck worse
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
No
Don’t even want to look it up
Add Joe Nathan to the mix and we have a large mountain to climb.
My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010
oh yeah
there is a game on. BOO!
You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}
At what point are Suzuki and Bailey going to realize
that his curve is not his best or second best pitch?
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Probably when they're not delerious from playing too much.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Yep. #1 is not called enough.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
It's unbelievable -- he pours a fastball by Morneau
and then Cuddyer can’t drive the first pitch fastball right over the plate. So he speeds up Cuddyer’s bat with a slow curve. I thought he idolized Rivera — when was the last time you saw Rivera lop in a slow curve?
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
so should we start a petition nico?
seems like ANers are the only ones who realize
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Do we have Lauren Graham pictures ready to go?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
Less asking, more doing.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Of course not
he’s dead
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
good point
They should let him play the season out unless he hits like .100
If/ When Giambi comes back he can split time at DH with Cust or Pinch hit.
THAT BALL SHOULD HAVE BEEN CAUGHT by Sweeney!!
Then again we should get more hits/ runs against that starting pitcher.
let's hope for a nathan-fail
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by BERRYJO on Jul 21, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions
I think I'd rather try to come back from down 10 runs
than try to beat Nathan.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
i know.....just trryin to stay positive here!
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by BERRYJO on Jul 21, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010
she's cute
who is she?
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
She’s Emma Watson and she’s going to Brown University.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
i suddenly feel the need to buy a ticket to rhode island
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I so don't agree with LB's comment on the prior thread.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I agree with disagreeing, based on this pic.
I recant.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
She is not hot
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s just not that good of a picture.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I respectfully disagree.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
We need more POWER
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 21, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, baby.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Barton HR
Please.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
She is fantastic
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d love to see that show.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
dammit Gnats - why'd you trade this guy to the Twins?
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I bet she is stoned quite a bit of the time
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
This man is the true definition of a closer
Year after year is is pretty much lights out
My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010
Sweeney needs to make up for that misplay
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Have you seen that new commercial about using the word "gay" like that?
Because you should.
Last of the Ninth - Photography Site / jamesvenes.com - Blog
Rally pic FAIL
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
We had too many different girls going.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
this.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
we need much more cohesion.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
a rally girl protocol
first lauren, then that emma girl above, then salma
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
last night we were strictly Lauren.
We should go with that until she loses.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
especially not then
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
If you say naughty things to me, I’ll consider it.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
You sure do know how to be persuasive,
don’t you, Hon?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
a girl has to do what she has to do to get her way
by OakA'sHoney on Jul 21, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Talk dirty to me.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
get a room :-)
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but can you talk dirty in Russian?
That’s what I want to know.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Oh, damn.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
one could hope
not that I’d kick the dirty French-speaking girl out of bed
I'm here to talk about the past.
Lexi (kind of) speaks Spanish!
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmm, that's not bad. I think I could be convinced.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Wanda?
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually have seen that,
but I wasn’t intentionally alluding to it. There were lots of Russian girls in the SF opera community, and I was a total sucker for the accent.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
there's a lot of Russian/Eastern bloc girls here.
a good chunk of them are…um…“for hire”
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
hey.....we gotta get our rally jollies too!!
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by BERRYJO on Jul 21, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
if we had a 10 run comeback while posting pics of
some half-naked man, I’d say we run weith him.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
hmmm we'll just have to saturate this thing with lauren
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
well how about that one hot model who had me “confused”
by OakA'sHoney on Jul 21, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
which?
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
she was completely random.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
yes, but...
it was supposed ot be Rally Lauren. We had four or five different people just randomly throwing images out there. Regardless of how or why, it seemed like every time we put Lauren up last night, we scored.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
sigh.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
should've done it tonight.
that was kind of pitiful, from a gamethread pov.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Cause we're already watching a bunch of sweaty mens on TV.
by LoneStranger on Jul 21, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah...but they keep their shirts on.....
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by BERRYJO on Jul 21, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Going to the game tomorrow....
Think good series winning thoughts!!
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by BERRYJO on Jul 21, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
Dang -- with that power he'll develop I was sure
Sweeney would take Nathan deep.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
They shot their wad last night
Nathan is Game Over.
Oh well.
My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010
I got a phone call and missed most of the 10th
Was it a good tease?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
they scored,
the A’s rolled over on their collective back and curled up like a spider in death throes.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, at least it was a decent performance
Imagine having the Mets lineup…shut out by the Nationals, fifth time the Mets shut out in the last thirteen games!
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Jul 21, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
i wouldn't mind having wright at 3rd
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
No, OakA’sHoney won’t talk dirty to me because the game is over.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Trust me, I’ll remember.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Why?
Lucy’s just gonna pull that football back again Charley.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
you have a point,
even if you don’t know how to spell Charlie.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I do know how to spell Charlie.
Or at least I did. I was going to use “Blockhead”, but I didn’t think he would get the reference.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Kids these days don't know Jack
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I know Jack.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Jack Marquez?!
…well it does explain the tacos thing. Tacos don’t really belong on that menu…
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
that game wa so much fun!
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by BERRYJO on Jul 21, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I like blockhead.
I’m quite the blockhead some days.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU WERE SO INNOCENT THREE DAYS AGO!!!
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
What set it off, again?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
good 'ol AN corrupted him
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Sigh. We started talking about erogenous zones.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
That’s right.
I blame all of you.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Tell that to my — well, it still was.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Seven! seven! seven! seven!
…… (seven!)
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Possibly the best scene in the entire run.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Close...but I REALLLY love the Thanksgiving episode...
where Rachel makes the triffle.
Bring Jerry back!
Whats not to like? Meat, Good. Jam, Good. Custard, Good.
What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.
by winchester5 on Jul 21, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.
by winchester5 on Jul 21, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh man.
Now I’m watching that YouTube vid, instead of preparing for my phone interview tomorrow..
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Friends clips sucking me in!
Noooooooooooooo
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Who? me or Chandler?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
To seek beauty or truth
is an endless quest. No matter how much you learn, you haven’t discovered everything there is to discover.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
you're welcome
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
ya can't unring that bell....huh?
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by BERRYJO on Jul 21, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
ring the bell!
schools in, sucka!
/A’s VP
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
i've actually been thinking about that armpit thing
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
i asked my GF and it was like crickets in the room after i said it
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
You ASKED her about it??

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
i was curious
we just pretended i never asked
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of French,
somewhere in the memoirs of Arsène Houssaye, there’s an exquisite sentence about “exploring the bays and promontories of her feminine geography”.
One of my favorite lines ever.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
who are you?!
I love you.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Your long lost brother, apparently.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
wanna come
to hell and discuss modernism with me?
As I was floating down unconcerned Rivers
I no longer felt myself steered by the haulers:
Gaudy Redskins had taken them for targets
Nailing them naked to coloured stakes.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
French poetry at that.
Well, translated French poetry.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Not really into modernism so much.
Nor hell, either.
But if you come up here, we’ll definitely play pinball.
Is that verse translated? Looks like it would be even better in French. If it’s English, it’s gotta be a poet whose first language was Irish. Born anglophones don’t write like that.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Rimbaud, The Drunken Boat,
for Berkeley and the same.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Well,
This makes me want to talk about the past.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Have you met 67MARQUEZ?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
but he swallows, so it's all good.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Say it ain’t so!
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I knew it.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
he wasn't drunk.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa, I didn’t know it.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
You should suck for him instead.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I am the ultimate opportunist.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
As my favorite actor used to say
That’s no way to talk to a lady
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
Slow down, hot rod
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I think you need to go back to the kidde side of AN
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
back off the throttle, RRS
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I still haven't figured out if O-Honey is our age or R-Star's age.
I think she likes keeping us in the dark.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I’ll be legal if you want me to be legal.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
he's 40.
might be PT.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
lllegal in California.
Not illegal in some other states.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
surely not illegal here.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
in Hell, you mean?
Nothing is illegal in Hell. I mean, what can they do? You’re already in Hell.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Not allowed to "transport a minor across a state line
for illegal or immoral purposes."
I don’t think there’s any rule against finding one on the other side, though.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
If R-Star and I ever come to blows,
I hope O-Honey will come between us.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
the meat in your sandwich? i had that dream about travis buck and his identical twin
by OakA'sHoney on Jul 21, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
you have some vivid dreams
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
see RRSS,
THAT’S How you talk dirty without coming right out and being nasty!
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, I’m learning.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
(Hat tip to Lytton Strachey)
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
oh my god.
I HAVE to be the only other person here who even knows who the fuck he is!
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably.
Unless Nick is lurking.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I think I've got writings by him here.
Oh, definitely in the Bloomsbury Reader…I’ve got sketches done BY him and sketches OF him…
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, well you're way ahead of me.
I mostly remember him for that one witty line. Vaguely aware he was connected with Woolf and Keynes somehow. Maybe the Sitwells? Not sure.
I think I know Keynes more than any of the others, which shows that I’m not the same breed of nerd as you are.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
no, but does show the cooperative crossover points.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
my boyfriend has been out of town since the weekend so it;s been a little slowwwww if you know what i mean so it;s good to have an imagination
by OakA'sHoney on Jul 21, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
"Since the weekend"!
Dang. I remember when four days seemed like a long time to go without.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
it has been 4 days, so the travis stuff starts up again, that way i’m faithful
by OakA'sHoney on Jul 21, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
good thinking
another example of the A’s making a positive difference in the community
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
true dat
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a very good imagination.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
i'd say 25
higher or lower OA honey?
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHA
well played, miss. or is it mrs. or ms.?
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, we knew it wasn't Mrs
when she thought four days was a long time.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
okay i'll stop messing with you now
and leave you to your travis buck-themed dreams
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
well, you offered
spill it
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
oh i meant next time, i have to go have one now so stay tuned
by OakA'sHoney on Jul 21, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
i'll be waiting for that
on thursday. work for me tomorrow too, and this is NSFW
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, I won’t touch that one.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
after being here with us
you need disinfectant
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
let me guess
a trans-am, mullet, and smoking winstons right?
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
What is a van, a hairstyle and cigarettes?
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
just a stereotype of a stalker
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, right.
Did I get it right, though?
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
trans-am

recognize this famous car?
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I heard it on That ’70s Show.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
knight rider
hasselhoff. big hair. 80s. talking car.
anyway, a trans-am is a sports car in case you didn’t figure it out
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, now I know.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
...and knowing is half the battle.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
True Story
Yesterday after work I stopped by Walmart, hoping to buy a G.I. Joe, so that I could position his limbs in the shape of a letter K, and take a picture of it to use for recording Gio’s strikeouts.
I couldn’t find a decent G.I. Joe. Or at least not one that actually looked like Joe. There were a lot of weird things with the G.I. Joe brand name, but no Joe like I remember him.
Turns out it didn’t matter. I don’t think Gio got any strikeouts anyway. Or if he did, they were so outnumbered by hits that it would have been ridiculous to notice them.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
you may be a real fan.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
so he is our hermano.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
AN creeps into your life in weird ways.
Your = general us
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Better than trying to shape one of these into a K

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don't know if he'd take kindly to being metro
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
"now you're treading water!"
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought this a long while back.
It explains why no AN Day…
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not 40, damn it.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll be 40 for you.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Hello.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi!
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
(damn.
replaced by a back-up sign man…)
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
sigh.
I’m a sad (and hot) panda.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
sigh.
sad, hot and depressed.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I think mikev hacked into RRSS's account.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Completely random...
Best Dennis Hopper line?
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
this
I remember lying there in the gutter, all bleeding and shaking, staring at my leg, next to the beer can, and I remember thinking: that’s my leg. I wonder if there’s any beer in that can? I also thought: Maybe they can sew it back on, but then the ambulance came, ran right over it.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
speed
don’t fuck with daddy
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
they still lost
even though i’m surprised porcello got lit like that.
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, he cannahan!
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
GAME RECAP UP
http://www.athleticsnation.com/2009/7/21/957489/cuddyers-revenge-twins-win-in-10-3
Last of the Ninth - Photography Site / jamesvenes.com - Blog
Wait, what? I thought this WAS the recap.
Are we still in the game thread?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Yes. The recap is over here.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
4PM pst
on MLBN!
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
We’ll be blacked out, I’m sure.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe you will be
but not here in LA :-)
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s at 4:05 p.m. on Comcast SportsNet California.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Has this become AN: After Dark again?
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 21, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions
Yes, it’s becoming a routine.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
So what’s gonna happen during tomorrow’s game since it’s a day game? AN: After Noon?
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 21, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
We could go with that.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
not this, some of us have to be at work
by OakA'sHoney on Jul 21, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
ask if her if she likes football, kid
she might like your DLD-ness.
I'm here to talk about the past.
Do you like football?
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
skyrockets in flight.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 21, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
The term, "slow boat to China" comes to mind
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
My motto's always been that when it's right it's right.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Well, I'm going to try to get some work done.
My hours are already low this week. I surely don’t need to spend all afternoon trolling AN.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I will need to resist, too.
Meetings upon meetings tomorrow. I hate hump days.
I'm here to talk about the past.
apparently.
you’ll either be happy or ashamed that I’m discussing literature.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Just FYI,
I’m working on a Morneau/porno/DiGiorno limerick.
It’s pretty dirty. I don’t know if I’m gonna be able to make myself post it.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Email it to me, and I'll post it.
…and I’ll add “with love, pamcakes” at the end.
by LoneStranger on Jul 21, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Email it to ME and I'll keep it secret.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Now is the time and place if you are.
It’s late and not a lot of people go back and read the old threads….then we can bring it back to share later.
Bring Jerry back!
LOL.
Sorry. I can’t do it. I would never hear the end of it.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
it's only us boys
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
okay, so 67Marquez
if she posts it, maybe you can remove it in like 10. we can even “flag” it if you want.
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m with that.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
peer pressure!!
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm glad to contribute with the pizza link
Last of the Ninth - Photography Site / jamesvenes.com - Blog
Everybody likes pizza.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Having fallen asleep with the TV on last night
I can say that if this were really AN after dark, we’d have seperate threads on poker, another one advertising extenze, and another saying how easy it is to refinance our homes with no money down.
Roy Steele is the voice of God

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