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Open Extra Innings Thread: Game 92 - A's vs. Twins (cont)

No change since the last one. Time for free baseball.

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Like I said in the other thread, we mustn’t give up on Lauren Graham.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay extra inning thread

the last one was tainted

PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves

by adragon on Jul 21, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

ewwwww

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 21, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

roomy

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Jul 21, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 21, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Xanadu!

(whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Xanadu-u-u!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 21, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think Lauren Graham is gonna come through for us twice.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 21, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, don’t you doubt her!

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 21, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh wuzza wuzza wuzza!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 21, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jaymee Sire is awesome.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You rang?

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 21, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 21, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I've got the biggest balls of them all

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 21, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

My balls are always bouncing....

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 21, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I notice your ball is blue

Is that an omen?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 21, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's hope that amnesiac guy forgets where the thread is.

And where my AN chick is.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jul 21, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Falcon punch.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jul 21, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 21, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm... that last commercial about the

SECRET LIFE OF SEA MONKEYS behind the green door water?

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Span K

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 21, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey - you just described most of my 6 years in grad school

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 21, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

this describes most of my summers in the lab during UG

and making frozen “hands” with rubber gloves

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

I just came here and read about last night’s game, because I totally missed that we even played & thought, mistakenly, that we were off.

Wow.

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on Jul 21, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude, you totally win the historic-game fail award.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 21, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck

My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010

by Trainman on Jul 21, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Frak!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 21, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

seems like he gives a hit up in the second innings a lot

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by BERRYJO on Jul 21, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burnt him twice in 2 appearances

Maybe his knee is bothering him.

My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010

by Trainman on Jul 21, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

shite

Siddown, R.A. Dickey

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 21, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

It's a total shock

when Bailey gets hit. Poor effort by Sweeney.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, shit.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 21, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

stupid cuddyer

ruining all the fun

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

What's our record in extras this year?

It can’t be good.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 21, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

2-6 KK said

i think

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's not good either.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 21, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are we close enough

To make a run for worst record? We should try to land Bryce Harper

by DaPorts! on Jul 21, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

the nats have that market cornered

not sure we could do it even if we tried to suck worse

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Don’t even want to look it up

Add Joe Nathan to the mix and we have a large mountain to climb.

My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010

by Trainman on Jul 21, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah

there is a game on. BOO!

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Jul 21, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

At what point are Suzuki and Bailey going to realize

that his curve is not his best or second best pitch?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 21, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably when they're not delerious from playing too much.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jul 21, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's unbelievable -- he pours a fastball by Morneau

and then Cuddyer can’t drive the first pitch fastball right over the plate. So he speeds up Cuddyer’s bat with a slow curve. I thought he idolized Rivera — when was the last time you saw Rivera lop in a slow curve?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 21, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

so should we start a petition nico?

seems like ANers are the only ones who realize

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do we have Lauren Graham pictures ready to go?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Less asking, more doing.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 21, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course not

he’s dead

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

good point

They should let him play the season out unless he hits like .100

If/ When Giambi comes back he can split time at DH with Cust or Pinch hit.

by Yellowhorse on Jul 21, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT BALL SHOULD HAVE BEEN CAUGHT by Sweeney!!

Then again we should get more hits/ runs against that starting pitcher.

by Yellowhorse on Jul 21, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

let's hope for a nathan-fail

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by BERRYJO on Jul 21, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I'd rather try to come back from down 10 runs

than try to beat Nathan.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 21, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know.....just trryin to stay positive here!

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by BERRYJO on Jul 21, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010

by Trainman on Jul 21, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

she's cute

who is she?

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s Emma Watson and she’s going to Brown University.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I so don't agree with LB's comment on the prior thread.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 21, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with disagreeing, based on this pic.

I recant.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 21, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s just not that good of a picture.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I respectfully disagree.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 21, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, baby.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barton HR

Please.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jul 21, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

these girls are ok

but where are my penelope fans?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 21, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I think this calls for Salma.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 21, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

or her

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 21, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 21, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

she could make me switch sides…not really travis

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 21, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d love to see that show.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

dammit Gnats - why'd you trade this guy to the Twins?

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 21, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

This man is the true definition of a closer

Year after year is is pretty much lights out

My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010

by Trainman on Jul 21, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweeney needs to make up for that misplay

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 21, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally pic FAIL

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 21, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

We had too many different girls going.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

this.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is true.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 21, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

we need much more cohesion.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

a rally girl protocol

first lauren, then that emma girl above, then salma

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

last night we were strictly Lauren.

We should go with that until she loses.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

when can we post the guys?

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 21, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

ever.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 21, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

really, even if i say naughty things?

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 21, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I changed my mind.

Damn, I’m easy.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 21, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you say naughty things to me, I’ll consider it.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You sure do know how to be persuasive,

don’t you, Hon?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 21, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

a girl has to do what she has to do to get her way

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 21, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Talk dirty to me.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

too late, game’s over

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 21, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

he'll learn

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 21, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but can you talk dirty in Russian?

That’s what I want to know.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 21, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, damn.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

no espanol?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 21, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

one could hope

not that I’d kick the dirty French-speaking girl out of bed

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 21, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lexi (kind of) speaks Spanish!

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, that's not bad. I think I could be convinced.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 21, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wanda?

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually have seen that,

but I wasn’t intentionally alluding to it. There were lots of Russian girls in the SF opera community, and I was a total sucker for the accent.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 21, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's a lot of Russian/Eastern bloc girls here.

a good chunk of them are…um…“for hire”

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey.....we gotta get our rally jollies too!!

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by BERRYJO on Jul 21, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

if we had a 10 run comeback while posting pics of

some half-naked man, I’d say we run weith him.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

well how about that one hot model who had me “confused”

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 21, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

which?

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

she was completely random.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

but kinda hawt

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 21, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, but...

it was supposed ot be Rally Lauren. We had four or five different people just randomly throwing images out there. Regardless of how or why, it seemed like every time we put Lauren up last night, we scored.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed, Bloomy

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 21, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

sigh.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

should've done it tonight.

that was kind of pitiful, from a gamethread pov.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah...but they keep their shirts on.....

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by BERRYJO on Jul 21, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Si.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 21, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gassed

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF Sweeney.

That was horrible.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 21, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Going to the game tomorrow....

Think good series winning thoughts!!

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by BERRYJO on Jul 21, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Dang -- with that power he'll develop I was sure

Sweeney would take Nathan deep.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 21, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL!

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

They shot their wad last night

Nathan is Game Over.

Oh well.

My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010

by Trainman on Jul 21, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

i’ll tell you that story another time

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 21, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

tease

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 21, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got a phone call and missed most of the 10th

Was it a good tease?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 21, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

No.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

they scored,

the A’s rolled over on their collective back and curled up like a spider in death throes.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, at least it was a decent performance

Imagine having the Mets lineup…shut out by the Nationals, fifth time the Mets shut out in the last thirteen games!

"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw

by One won lost won on Jul 21, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Did we win yet?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 21, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

No, OakA’sHoney won’t talk dirty to me because the game is over.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trust me, I’ll remember.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

Lucy’s just gonna pull that football back again Charley.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 21, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

you have a point,

even if you don’t know how to spell Charlie.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do know how to spell Charlie.

Or at least I did. I was going to use “Blockhead”, but I didn’t think he would get the reference.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 21, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kids these days don't know Jack

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 21, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know Jack.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dad!

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 21, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jack Marquez?!

…well it does explain the tacos thing. Tacos don’t really belong on that menu…

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

that game wa so much fun!

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by BERRYJO on Jul 21, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 21, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like blockhead.

I’m quite the blockhead some days.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU WERE SO INNOCENT THREE DAYS AGO!!!

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 21, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

What set it off, again?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh. We started talking about erogenous zones.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 21, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s right.

I blame all of you.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was supposed to be EDUCATIONAL.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 21, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell that to my — well, it still was.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seven! seven! seven! seven!

…… (seven!)

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 21, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you enlighten me?

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 21, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I remember now!

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 21, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Possibly the best scene in the entire run.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 21, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

the layer of meat!

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 21, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm dying laughing over here.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 21, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can recite that entire scene.

And I laugh histerically everytime.

Bring Jerry back!

by ZigFan31 on Jul 21, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whats not to like? Meat, Good. Jam, Good. Custard, Good.

What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.

by winchester5 on Jul 21, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goooooooooooooood.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 21, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.

by winchester5 on Jul 21, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man.

Now I’m watching that YouTube vid, instead of preparing for my phone interview tomorrow..

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 21, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Friends clips sucking me in!

Noooooooooooooo

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 21, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sooo funny.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 21, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

But the real question is…does he know more than seven?

Bring Jerry back!

by ZigFan31 on Jul 21, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who? me or Chandler?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 21, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

To seek beauty or truth

is an endless quest. No matter how much you learn, you haven’t discovered everything there is to discover.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 21, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 21, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

ya can't unring that bell....huh?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by BERRYJO on Jul 21, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

ring the bell!

schools in, sucka!

/A’s VP

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL.

See, lynnz rubbed off on you.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 21, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't ask.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 21, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You ASKED her about it??

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 21, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was curious

we just pretended i never asked

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of French,

somewhere in the memoirs of Arsène Houssaye, there’s an exquisite sentence about “exploring the bays and promontories of her feminine geography”.

One of my favorite lines ever.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 21, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

who are you?!

I love you.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your long lost brother, apparently.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 21, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

wanna come

to hell and discuss modernism with me?

As I was floating down unconcerned Rivers
I no longer felt myself steered by the haulers:
Gaudy Redskins had taken them for targets
Nailing them naked to coloured stakes.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, men quoting poetry to each other

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 21, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

French poetry at that.

Well, translated French poetry.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really into modernism so much.

Nor hell, either.

But if you come up here, we’ll definitely play pinball.

Is that verse translated? Looks like it would be even better in French. If it’s English, it’s gotta be a poet whose first language was Irish. Born anglophones don’t write like that.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 21, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rimbaud, The Drunken Boat,

for Berkeley and the same.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well,

This makes me want to talk about the past.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 21, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Have you met 67MARQUEZ?

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

that guy sucks

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 21, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

but he swallows, so it's all good.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Say it ain’t so!

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 21, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew it.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

he wasn't drunk.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa, I didn’t know it.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's silly

Oh.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 21, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should suck for him instead.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are getting so fresh

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 21, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I am the ultimate opportunist.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

As my favorite actor used to say

That’s no way to talk to a lady

PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves

by adragon on Jul 21, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slow down, hot rod

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 21, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

easy tiger

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 21, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you need to go back to the kidde side of AN

PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves

by adragon on Jul 21, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

back off the throttle, RRS

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

i feel like i need to take a shower

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 21, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll get two towels.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 21, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still haven't figured out if O-Honey is our age or R-Star's age.

I think she likes keeping us in the dark.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 21, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

There you go, iglew

Between 17 and 44. Sigh.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 21, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

17 is young, is it even legal?

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 21, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be legal if you want me to be legal.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meant we were no closer to your real age

than 20 minutes ago.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 21, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's 40.

might be PT.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

lllegal in California.

Not illegal in some other states.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 21, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

surely not illegal here.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

in Hell, you mean?

Nothing is illegal in Hell. I mean, what can they do? You’re already in Hell.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 21, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not allowed to "transport a minor across a state line

for illegal or immoral purposes."

I don’t think there’s any rule against finding one on the other side, though.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 21, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

If R-Star and I ever come to blows,

I hope O-Honey will come between us.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 21, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

the meat in your sandwich? i had that dream about travis buck and his identical twin

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 21, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

see RRSS,

THAT’S How you talk dirty without coming right out and being nasty!

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I’m learning.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Hat tip to Lytton Strachey)

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 21, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my god.

I HAVE to be the only other person here who even knows who the fuck he is!

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably.

Unless Nick is lurking.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 21, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I've got writings by him here.

Oh, definitely in the Bloomsbury Reader…I’ve got sketches done BY him and sketches OF him…

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, well you're way ahead of me.

I mostly remember him for that one witty line. Vaguely aware he was connected with Woolf and Keynes somehow. Maybe the Sitwells? Not sure.

I think I know Keynes more than any of the others, which shows that I’m not the same breed of nerd as you are.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 21, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, but does show the cooperative crossover points.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

most likely

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 21, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

hawt

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 21, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

can you imagine that one?

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 21, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

over and over

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 21, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ll be thinking about it later…

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 21, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

my boyfriend has been out of town since the weekend so it;s been a little slowwwww if you know what i mean so it;s good to have an imagination

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 21, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

loud and clear, dear

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 21, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Since the weekend"!

Dang. I remember when four days seemed like a long time to go without.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 21, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

sigh

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 21, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

it has been 4 days, so the travis stuff starts up again, that way i’m faithful

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 21, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

good thinking

another example of the A’s making a positive difference in the community

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

but so true

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 21, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

well now it’s the rivercats

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 21, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

true dat

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a very good imagination.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 21, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

She's a little mysterious.

Which adds to the intrigue, of course.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 21, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'd say 25

higher or lower OA honey?

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ll never tell…ok older

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 21, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

29?

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA

well played, miss. or is it mrs. or ms.?

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, we knew it wasn't Mrs

when she thought four days was a long time.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 21, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay i'll stop messing with you now

and leave you to your travis buck-themed dreams

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ll tell you about them

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 21, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, you offered

spill it

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh i meant next time, i have to go have one now so stay tuned

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 21, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'll be waiting for that

on thursday. work for me tomorrow too, and this is NSFW

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was the nightly tease, cuppingmaster

just like the A’s

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 21, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

You’re as easy as me. Well, one could hope.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 21, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I won’t touch that one.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

after being here with us

you need disinfectant

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit.

Rated-R is really a 40 year old man.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 21, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Lies.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

let me guess

a trans-am, mullet, and smoking winstons right?

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is a van, a hairstyle and cigarettes?

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, right.

Did I get it right, though?

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

trans-am

recognize this famous car?

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard it on That ’70s Show.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

knight rider

hasselhoff. big hair. 80s. talking car.

anyway, a trans-am is a sports car in case you didn’t figure it out

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, now I know.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

...and knowing is half the battle.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

G. I. Joe

nice

PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves

by adragon on Jul 21, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

True Story

Yesterday after work I stopped by Walmart, hoping to buy a G.I. Joe, so that I could position his limbs in the shape of a letter K, and take a picture of it to use for recording Gio’s strikeouts.

I couldn’t find a decent G.I. Joe. Or at least not one that actually looked like Joe. There were a lot of weird things with the G.I. Joe brand name, but no Joe like I remember him.

Turns out it didn’t matter. I don’t think Gio got any strikeouts anyway. Or if he did, they were so outnumbered by hits that it would have been ridiculous to notice them.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 21, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

you may be a real fan.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know you

But I love you.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 21, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

so he is our hermano.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Si, es.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 21, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

AN creeps into your life in weird ways.

Your = general us

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 21, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought this a long while back.

It explains why no AN Day…

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 21, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 21, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not 40, damn it.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 21, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be 40 for you.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hello.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi!

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

caught.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 21, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

(damn.

replaced by a back-up sign man…)

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

sigh.

I’m a sad (and hot) panda.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

sigh.

sad, hot and depressed.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think mikev hacked into RRSS's account.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 21, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Completely random...

Best Dennis Hopper line?

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 21, 2009 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

this

I remember lying there in the gutter, all bleeding and shaking, staring at my leg, next to the beer can, and I remember thinking: that’s my leg. I wonder if there’s any beer in that can? I also thought: Maybe they can sew it back on, but then the ambulance came, ran right over it.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

speed

don’t fuck with daddy

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

they still lost

even though i’m surprised porcello got lit like that.

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, he cannahan!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 21, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 21, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Pepe.

But we know Braden likes Mustang Cobras.

Damn, he’s really serious and pissed.

I like it.

by LoneStranger on Jul 21, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, what? I thought this WAS the recap.

Are we still in the game thread?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 21, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. The recap is over here.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

4PM pst

on MLBN!

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ll be blacked out, I’m sure.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe you will be

but not here in LA :-)

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s at 4:05 p.m. on Comcast SportsNet California.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has this become AN: After Dark again?

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 21, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, it’s becoming a routine.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

So what’s gonna happen during tomorrow’s game since it’s a day game? AN: After Noon?

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 21, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

We could go with that.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

not this, some of us have to be at work

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 21, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

No!

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

ask if her if she likes football, kid

she might like your DLD-ness.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 21, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you like football?

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

skyrockets in flight.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 21, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 21, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The term, "slow boat to China" comes to mind

PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves

by adragon on Jul 22, 2009 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

My motto's always been that when it's right it's right.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 21, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I'm going to try to get some work done.

My hours are already low this week. I surely don’t need to spend all afternoon trolling AN.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 21, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will need to resist, too.

Meetings upon meetings tomorrow. I hate hump days.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 21, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently.

you’ll either be happy or ashamed that I’m discussing literature.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

been awhile for me

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 21, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

znight all.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Night.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just FYI,

I’m working on a Morneau/porno/DiGiorno limerick.

It’s pretty dirty. I don’t know if I’m gonna be able to make myself post it.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 21, 2009 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Email it to me, and I'll post it.

…and I’ll add “with love, pamcakes” at the end.

by LoneStranger on Jul 21, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Email it to ME and I'll keep it secret.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 21, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now is the time and place if you are.

It’s late and not a lot of people go back and read the old threads….then we can bring it back to share later.

Bring Jerry back!

by ZigFan31 on Jul 21, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL.

Sorry. I can’t do it. I would never hear the end of it.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 21, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Exactly.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 21, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay, so 67Marquez

if she posts it, maybe you can remove it in like 10. we can even “flag” it if you want.

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m with that.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Having fallen asleep with the TV on last night

 I can say that if this were really AN after dark, we’d have seperate threads on poker, another one advertising extenze, and another saying how easy it is to refinance our homes with no money down.

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jul 22, 2009 8:20 AM PDT reply actions  

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