Open Thread: Game 92 - A's vs. Twins (cont)
This has nothing to do with making a new thread when the A's come to bat but if they score here I'll take full credit for it.
2-2 going to the bottom of the sixth.
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SCORE!
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
WOW....this games seems to passing by F-A-S-T
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by BERRYJO on Jul 21, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
and Comcast still works
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Kind of the opposite of last night, huh? :-)
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jul 21, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Again....
I can’t believe I’m in such a good mood while watching an A’s game. Someone needs to tell the asshats wearing the white uni’s not to fuck it up.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
JUST SCORE!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
I never rounded third. I was stranded on second.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
You need to develop a better eye and take more pitches
But be ready to swing when you do get a good pitch.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
You're a brown-eyed handsome man?
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I missed the bag
My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010
Waylon?
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
No John Fogerty fans here I see
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Put Me In, Coach.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Thank you
Geez, and it was even a baseball song
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Couldn't decide if you were referring to
an old Waylon Jennings song from the sixties. To obscure?
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
John Fogerty's awesome.
CCR’s even awesomer.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 21, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Round is good.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
dammit
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
That. is. NOT. FAIR.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
agrd.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
FRAK
THAT WAS SO CLOSE
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 21, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
Oof
That actually went further than I thought it would.
Last of the Ninth - Photography Site / jamesvenes.com - Blog
Could you replace Kuiper please?
CuttheMullet, from "The Thread":
"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think "would an idiot do that?" and if they would, I do not do that thing."
Quick 6th
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
See, it doesn't matter when you start a new thread!
Last of the Ninth - Photography Site / jamesvenes.com - Blog
The interesting thing about Cabrera's blast
is that whether he hit it in Oakland or Colorado, it would have landed in Oakland.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
I still think he's serviceable and should be re-signed
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I dunno.
I’d like to see who’s available.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS!
Shitty edition.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Scat, shoo, go away.
TWSRS
CuttheMullet, from "The Thread":
"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think "would an idiot do that?" and if they would, I do not do that thing."
I thought we went over scat in the other game thread
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Shitty conversation if you ask me.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Obviously
I just don’t see anyone in the oganization as being more ready
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
right, but FA, maybe?
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Not sure of the available crop
but last time I saw it. Meh.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
It kinda sucks. Tejada is gonna be the best FA shortstop.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
No thanks
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn't be opposed.
I kind of like his energy. He’s plays hard, but he doesn’t walk nearly enough.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd rather get Duchscherer healthy and trade him for JJ Hardy
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
+1
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
BevMo
doesn’t make me want to drink alcohol
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
That's the A's job.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
QOTM
awesome
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jul 21, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
But 2 cent wine!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jul 21, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
It's been recycled
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
That was a HELL of a play
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
Remind me again why Barton hasn't been in Oakland...
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 21, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
especially when we're in last place
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
It took that long for
Graybeard’s hex to wear off.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Wow.
These guys better learn you don’t bunt on Dallas.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Heh
I had this insane dream that monkeyball was back. Stupid, right?
I'm here to talk about the past.
It's strange cuz I bet he stops by AN
and we never know when his Monkiness has flung poo at us
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
O2B,
when monkey flings poo, you’ll know.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
that would be the point, I'd think.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't know
now if Tony would stop by and say “nice win, bitches” than life would seem more complete
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
yay strickout
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
HAHAHAH MAUER SUCKS
What is he hitting, like .370?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Yay Dale and Pepe
SCORE SOME FARKING RUNS NOW DAMMIT
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
You cannot +10!
You’re only +/- 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
it was binary.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Actually, you can't -1 either.
You either +1 or you don’t.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
+10
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
-10
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 21, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Braden is Stockton, obviously.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
and Burt Reynolds is...

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice job Dallas!
Wow, does he want this win.
LET’S GET IT FOR HIM….MKAY?
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
Me likey Braden a lotness
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Maybe it's because of this thread, but
I only just now noticed the “Morneau” rhymes with “porno”.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I blame AN.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jul 21, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Mornography.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
by Nico on Jul 21, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
leauv?
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Catherine Deneuve?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Lesbian vampires?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Are you peeking in my bedroom window?
Perv.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
cool.
window’s open.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
My interest is peeking.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
If by interest you mean...
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Keeping/staying
Whatever.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
There you are.
Hi.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
So, about you and that forgetful one.
I’d hate to inflict a whole world of damage on someone who seems to be a pretty decent cat…
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Ummmmm,
I don’t think that’s your interest that’s peeking.
sorry.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
no, not really.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Hey!
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
He's just trying to get on your good side.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Which side is that, btw?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
I was assuming behind.
But I’ll reserve judgment until I can observe in person.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Wow. I am SO not going there.
Pamcakes is one thing. Ass talk is a bit much.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Love your arbitrary limits about appropriateness.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Hey...
It’s one thing to fuck around on AN, but I’m not gonna go gettin all personal and shit.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Hey
Jack mikev- you’re a lousy fucking softball player
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know what this means.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
A Few Good Men
Sorry
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
A Few Good Men.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
That's a movie, right?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
yes, yes it is.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
You wish.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
There's a bit of a breeze.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Right now?
Only so I can be close to OAH.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
those are cool.
WBC, Cap’n, ADragon and me don’t kill them.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I prefer lesbians that aren’t vampires.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
The problem
with lesbian vampires is that occasionally, you’ll get a vampire that’s smitten with you and you can talk them out of sucking your blood all out and killing you. With lesbian vampires, we’re pretty screwed.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s good stuff.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
hmmm.
you’re how old? Modesto, you say?
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL...
Why do I have a mental image of a calendar being removed from the wall?
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
well, at least one person got it.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
nope.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
But movie trope imagery at least?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
nope.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I was thinking more along the lines of
the calculator dropping unceremoniously into the trash…..
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by BERRYJO on Jul 21, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
that works too...
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I think we have the germ of a limerick here.
There once was a player named Morneau
blah blah blah blah porno.
blah blah blah
blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah DiGiorno!
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I like your rhyme structure.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
he's good.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you hear Adam Yauch aka MCA has cancer?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup
Very weird that we now get news like this from Yauch himself via online video.
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 21, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep.
Just got the video from Beastieboys.com.
They have to cancel the tour and stop recording
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
seriously?!
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Its in his glands and lymphnodes near his throat....
…but treatment won’t affect his voice.
They’re expecting operation and radiation to deal with it, I think.
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 21, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think lymphnodes are good.....
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by BERRYJO on Jul 21, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s what she said (to me).
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you may have just reinvented the genre!
good job, young man.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m a beast.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
call me.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Yeah, and she says everything I want to hear.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah....
But did she ever donate anything in your name?
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
I don’t know.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi, kitty.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Does it involve sewing???
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 21, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Bookmarked in my favorite poems folder.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
The standard for baseball limericks
is the Lilly-for-Kielty one.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
There once was a player named Morneau
His name sounds a lot like porno
He plays for the Twins
Who gave up a win
And the winners cooked some DiGiorno
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 21, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
i love you.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s what she said (to me).
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHs76-341AU
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 21, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the last line should be
“It’s not delivery, it’s DiGiorno”
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Oh yes!
We’re getting closer now.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
What, no one TWSS'ed this one?
It was a total softball.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
You wouldn't have approved anyway!!!!
Sheesh.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
+10
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 21, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I was hoping for something more dirty.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Let's work in something about
the pizza delivery boy.
that’s a good porn cliche
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Hey lady....
Did you order a peperoni pizza?
Well, here’s the pizza…..and here’s the pepperoni.
It’s an oldie but a goodie.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
It's from an old comedy album....
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Barry White begs to differ.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Oh, yes!
Is it too much to ask for a pun about his “livery”? And can we rhyme is with “quivery”?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
it's been done.
you know that, though.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not delivery.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 21, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
How many pitches for Braden?
He acts like he wants to win or something. Maybe he better smash Crosby’s knee’s with a bat or something. Tell the rest of those asswipes on the bench they’re freaking next if someone doesn’t get him a couple runs pronto.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
He should throw something and scream
“You fuckers better score some runs or I’m gonna shove those bats up your A’s”
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 21, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Ooh look, HOlliday slammed the bat on the ground in anger!
WHERE ARE ALL YOU “HOLLIDAY SHOWS NO EMOTION” PEOPLE NOW? HUH? SHOW YOURSELF!
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
But what has he done for us LATELY?
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jul 21, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
*Waves hand proudly*
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 21, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
No
“Hello Mister Ground , meet Mister Bat!”
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 21, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
STOP TAKING STRIKE THREE!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
Eh, that was a pretty perfect curveball.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
He can only get fooled once a game :-)
That was twice.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jul 21, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
We won't get fooled again.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Sorry, sorry
(whispers) Nice hit, Zooks.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jul 21, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
That's no baby.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
mi hermano's asleep in the next room.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Barton is going to receive a meatball
My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010
and hit it straight up the elevator shaft
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
shhhhhhhhh
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by BERRYJO on Jul 21, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
just AS long as it's not
he who shall not be named…..
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by BERRYJO on Jul 21, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha....beat me to it!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jul 21, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
the only unnamable I know
had a cheesy-effing porn stache, a limp and I want to beat him to a pulp.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
and put thru the shredder in front of my friends ohhhhhhh baaaaabe
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Has the Steeler's QB been mentioned tonight?
I’ve been in and out, so sorry if he has been.
I'm here to talk about the past.
What do you think about that?
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jul 21, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
About what? Was their Roethlisberger news I missed?
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 21, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Pending lawsuit...?
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jul 21, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
This is for those that missed it.
A woman has filed a lawsuit accusing Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger of raping her last summer in his penthouse hotel room at a casino in Lake Tahoe during a celebrity golf tournament.
Roethlisberger’s lawyer adamantly denied the allegations Tuesday, and was quick to point out that the woman never went to the authorities.
“Ben has never sexually assaulted anyone. The timing of the lawsuit and the absence of a criminal complaint and a criminal investigation are the most compelling evidence of the absence of any criminal conduct,” David Cornwell said in a statement. “If an investigation is commenced, Ben will cooperate fully and Ben will be fully exonerated.”
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
What is it about Tahoe?
Antoine Walker gets arrested there last week and now this comes out?
Last of the Ninth - Photography Site / jamesvenes.com - Blog
I got married there.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
and?
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 21, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 21, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
you.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I know, babe.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
What happens in Tahoe definitely does not stay in Tahoe
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
What makes it even better is he was arrested for something he did IN Vegas
Last of the Ninth - Photography Site / jamesvenes.com - Blog
Is "What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas" a valid plea in common law?
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 21, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
It's the Vegas defense
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by BERRYJO on Jul 21, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
The biggest little mistake you'll ever make
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
He should call Kobe and ask to borrow his lawyer.
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 21, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
You've been in and out and now your baby's sleeping?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
That radio ad for the A's-Yankees game
made it sound really really boring. Totally lame announcer. Made me long for Buan.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
wow. that's a statement.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I see the Angels swept the Royals
in a double bill in KC and that the Royals started Sidney Ponson and Bruce Chen. That should be illegal.
That's a long flight
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
SATCHMO!
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Might need to explain further.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jul 21, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
/spoilers
THERE’S THAT ONE SCENE WHERE SOMETHING IMPORTANT HAPPENS.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 21, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Look out - Mrs doctorK is snooping around the game threads tonight
Everybody behave.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
TW....
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jul 21, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
too late, I fear
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by BERRYJO on Jul 21, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha...cannot stop laughing.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jul 21, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we get Lauren Graham going already? I am about to explode.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
TWSS
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 21, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
What happened to the innocent Rated-R Superstar of three days ago???
I miss him.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
He's Rated-R Superstar now.
PG-13 Superstar is gone, I think
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 21, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t go to church.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Neither do I.
Gets too warm when I start walking up the steps out front. Weird.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
you're a 17 year-old male.
it’s your default setting.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, cool.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
listen to squidman, rated-R,
he’s a wise, wise….um…squid.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 21, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I like you tonight.
Well, I like you every night. But I like you a lot tonight.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
HELLO THERE.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
She’s mine!
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m saving “fighting to the death” for another girl.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe she wasn't much of a girl?
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
You bite your tongue sir.
Nobody talks about my ZF like that.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
I thought you lost?
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Like you would remember.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Except for the guy who ISN'T knocked the fuck out.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Or the guy
who ends up going home with the girl. You know him…..he’s just a “friend”.
While the two of you are in the E/R, he’s home mowing your lawn.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Nah, I don't work that way.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
depends on the girl.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean the ER part.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
yesyesyes
you’re tougher than anyone. Got it.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Back off.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
As I said before.
This is a road you do not wish to go down.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Not this time :X
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
That's okay
mikev will just see her at night.
Last of the Ninth - Photography Site / jamesvenes.com - Blog
that was quite good.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Not gonna touch that one
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Are we batting? I've lost track.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Tonight? Not yet.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Dammit
Just got a new stainless steel refrigerator cuz my ice-maker didn’t work on the old one. Now it’s spitting out nothing.
Let’s get a win while I drink my lukewarm water.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
your fridge and my A/C should get together and go bowling.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Stupid worthless no good goddamn free-loadin' son-of-a-bitch
retarded, big mouth know-it-all asshole jerk.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
so you know my landlady, then?
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
just trying to join your breakfast club
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
When you walk on by
Don’t you, forget about me.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
oh, you're part of it.
no worries.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 21, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh my.
Did you hear about the horse who went to the psychiatrist?
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
...
Lay off them Phony Calls
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I guess Bailey's Knee is OK after the injection he got
My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010
Whoops!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 21, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
that's a huge can of worms
I'm a happy seal
by SwisherThresher on Jul 21, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
You can imagine how sorry I am that I opened it!
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 21, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought we weren't gonna open it!?
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by BERRYJO on Jul 21, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I CAN HAZ WALKOFF PLZ?
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
If the score is tied, rally pictures are allowed in the 9th inning.
I want Rally Tuesdays. Someone promised me another Tuesday hotter than Tuesday Weld.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I didn’t know I was on duty tonight.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
She was sooo cute in the first movie.
Then she hit puberty. :-(
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
she's gotten kinda babe-like again, you know...
plus she’s going to Brown…
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
<sings>
What’s the color of horseshit? Brown, Brown, Brown!
Is she planning to major in pretentious twittery?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I would imagine so.
She’s going to an Ivy League school. I think that’s the major, regardless, right?
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Depends on the school.
Similar, but variations on the theme.
Columbia —> nerdy academic blogger
Harvard —> have lots of money without having to work
Princeton —> secretly rule the world from behind the scenes
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
It's not like you have anywhere else to be right now
Last of the Ninth - Photography Site / jamesvenes.com - Blog
Iglew needs to post Lauren Graham photos.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
Are you kidding me?
I pitched four innings last night. I’m no Andrew Bailey.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Let's score so we don't have to face Joe Nathan
My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010
Here we go

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
that pic isn't very flattering
You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}
oh c'mon.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
But if you replace the R with an N, then it is.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Hairston ready for the walkoff
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
Stupid long work day
At least the game is still tied though. And Rally Lauren is here to rub my shoulders.
Roy Steele is the voice of God
Is that Alyssa?
I actually like her, but I thought she was banned out of respect for GnGG.
Not a good picture, though.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I embraced the vampire
movie
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Catherine DeNeuve?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
well done
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I may not know movies,
but I’m familiar with basic celebrity nudity. So, yeah, I’ve heard of that one.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
If the A's lose,
I will blame this.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 21, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
So who stole her cheezburger?
Bikini Burger Girl?
Last of the Ninth - Photography Site / jamesvenes.com - Blog
I would love to spend a rainy day together with her
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Holliday walkoff coming right up
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Can we have a 2 run Bomb please
My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010
I'd be OK wih a 1 run single.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
could he be the hero two days in a row??
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by BERRYJO on Jul 21, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
I wonder if Hawk still thinks Crede is a gold-glover?
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
Of course not
He’s not on the WS anymore.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
He's a former "good guy"
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Jinx much?
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 21, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
C'mon Custy

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Agreed.
I want to brush her hair.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I may have to turn into a stalker.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
mmmm east coast girl look
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s a great jacket.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Does someone have a current trade-value graph?
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 21, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
When was the last time Holliday and Cust ever did anything for us?
You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}
carp
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
you rang?

Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 21, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
mine's bigger
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jul 21, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
We mustn’t give up on Lauren Graham.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
So tell me....
Jack didn’t strick out at all last night?
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
None of them did
At least, not during the game.
Last of the Ninth - Photography Site / jamesvenes.com - Blog
Geez
how long does it take to make ice, Mr. Whirlpool?#!
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
you having appliance rage
it’s like old times
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
That was a vacuum
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Alyssa Milano brought the Zito curse
bitch
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Bailey + a second inning=FAIL
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Jul 21, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions

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